Choose wisely, young Deuxchad; for you only get one.

586  2020-06-09 by EasySchmitty

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Men = based

Women = cringe

Tomboy it is

We feasting GOOD tonight boys

Femboys are literally the worst.

They are all the drama women are and more. But you are still fucking a guy. I mean, if you are gay, just fuck a bear or a stud instead. Why pick a boy who decided to adapt the worst qualities of women? News flash: You are straight, but failed to get a real woman.

Tomboys however are UwU

Dude tomboys stopped being hot 10 years ago. Back then tomboys were cute chicks with dude-bro attitudes. In 2020 the new tomboys are just blue-haired, non-binary, dike, feminists who bitch about toxic masculinity and the patriarchy. Like dude I'd rather fuck my homie wearing a dress than put up with that.

No homo of course

A ugly girl with short hair is not a tomboy. It is just an ugly chick that pretends that her being ugly is just a political statement.

Bussy tho

Girls have a butt, too.

what

If you think femininity is the worst quality of females or even a bad quality then you're actually gay

It is though

Yeah, you are wrong here, though.

As it currently goes, tomboy. If God were to tell me "go ahead", femboy immediately

We may dine on bussy 🙌🙏🙌🙏 Inshallah

Tomboy hooters by a mile

Girls are gross though, return to trad bussy

imagine not appreciating classic neotenous femininity and going for a "woman" who has a trouble fitting in that norm, probably a closet dyke anyway

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Do you guys realize most tomboys are hardcore feminists? I've dated more than my share. In fact I'm with one right now. She just got redpilled about the Jews and she wants to buy a gun. Feelsgoodman.

Dykes are the ultimate tomboys, they even want to fuck girls. And they don't take shit so they are super feminist as it's in their interest. You incels are just dreaming and as usual it's my real life.

Your tomboy girl is gonna bust your balls worse than any guy could, y'all aren't man enough.

Oh no. A tomboy wants to stomp on my balls. What a nightmare.

haha yeah would hate if some tomboy pm'd me and started making threats like that haha

be rightoid

want tomboy

interpretation is literally a normal girl except braaaps, drinks beer and has short hair

Because tomboys are not real.

Dont crush a deuxchad heart

Do not cry. We all might make it. Bussy is eternal.

Having sex isn't real to you either. Gottem.

but no hot chip or lie

okay good point

Yes, and?

How do achieve just the braaaap part? Especially since brapbarn is gone i'm going through withdrawal

Accepting any bulls? 😉

👑

Do you guys realize most tomboys are hardcore feminists?

That means they dont want to date me, not that I dont want to date them.

I dont care if she talks about feminism during sex.

U gotta work on your inner game, grasshopper. Tomboys are literally the easiest girls to date if you don't get tripped up by their casual man hating attitude. Drink beer. Go fishing or hiking. Cut down a tree. Go to a car race. Basically do pg rated guy stuff. They take it as a challenge to be a strong woman in a male space and its fun for them since you're there to ward of creeps via your merely existing.

If you're adventurous do feminist stuff and see the insanity first hand. Just keep your mouth shut and lurk moar and it's fine. She'll be excited and think that you're an ally.

To be honest I don't think that feminists are tomboys. They are just ugly women. The feminist you are dating is not a tomboy. She just ugly. Sorry.

Nah. Shes actually a 7 that just hates unwanted male attention so she has short hair and wears overalls a baseball hat and no makeup. She'd look great in makeup and a dress but she doesn't care what men think because she has childhood rape trauma.

Not all feminists are tomboys but all tomboys are feminists that are better than any man at anything at least in their minds 😆

If you want to get laid let them win the first game you play against eachother, cards or Cornhole or pool or whatever, then establish dominance in the second, if you can. They like to compete but they're shitty losers. Some of them are alright though. I had an ex that could destroy me at chess lol

Cope

Seethe

NOPE. Not doing this.

Another one bites the dust. Checked your history you're all right. Stalk my history for a pic of one of my exes feet.

I have to admit you go long ways only pretending to be a feminist. Good job!

I mean who cares about a woman's politics?

Small dicked incels

Trad wife local bakery

cringe

Tomboy and femboys are both cringe and hooters has bad food

Don't care flairless mong

How do i get a flair

it isn't our job to educate you, sweety

Yikes ok bigot

r/flairup

Its dead

r/getflaired

Thanks chad

Got flair. What y’all think

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Less cringe than tomboy cope.

If i must choose, then i choose death. It is better than depriving myself of either

As an IRL homosexual, pictured femboy is so gross I’d have to choose the tomboy.

Degenerate.

7 year reddit user moment

He looks like he’ll do some freak shit 😍

You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.

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SNETEINT?

Sentence????

This is nothing but a cope-LARP; “tomboys” are not real, nor would they be a particularly desirable wife were they.

The broads you label as such are just brain dead whores desperate to fit in with men because they couldn’t succeed in a female friend group. Their true evil foid nature will surface once they actually secure male attention. RETVRN TO BOI PVSSI, or find the endangered species of servile gussy.

This truth might be difficult, but, by Allah’s glorious grace, we’re all going to make it.

Mashallah. In your heart you know that I am right.

words words words shut up

The only way I’ll shut up is if I can suck your tiny femcock and ream your starfish.

Do it for 20 bucks

Yeah I will suck your femcawk for twenty dollars, faggot, and you’ll give me that anus FOR FREE.

Best post

This is a reworking of a comment from my previous, now sadly temp swept 🧹 account.

Cope

(((straightposting)))

Jesus christ why?

Cause fagposting mesns you're stoned

Brother, if Allah does not grant servile gussy in this life surely we look forward to 72 in the next! Mashallah.

Allah literally said in Quran that in Jannah there will be ghilmen (heavenly twinks) for pleasures though.

Tomboy

I would rather wait until my kind of Hooters opens.

Shut the fuck up

My, how rude.

Uh.

yes?

Got to le nippon kind gentlesir

I just got added to an FBI watch list for clicking that link. Thanks for that.

Redd*tor comment

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I might be a faggot and love sucking delicious bussy juice, but at least I don’t post redditor jokes.

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UwU

Im scared now

doesnt browse incognito 24/7

Thats on you

Only the people of le glorious Nippon could understand my plight.

Me on the right.

hmu ;)

simp

im just tryin to get the bussy my nigga

Go outside, breathe some fresh air for once.

Then slay KING

Don’t have to tell me twice brother 🤝✊🏿

Nah you in the grave, your parents fed you arsenic due to chronic disappointment

Monke hooters

Return bipedacucks

I mean... I want the one that's actually female.

wanting gussy

imagine being this much of a fag

Wow could you be any more problematic

Yikes sweaty

feet

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Tomboys<3

Nobody's going to mention the hotdog?

theres a bigger one a little lower

For you.

God please just let me fuck a tomboy that’s all I ask of you just this once christ please help me fuck those right volleyball asses and impregnate them with my sperm please oh god it hurts so much guys I’ll never have a qt rugby volleyball tomboy gf why the fuck should I even live what the fuck 😖

want tomboy

need tomboy

The fact that this would trigger r/GC every bit as much as a transbian creeping about changing rooms: Reminds me why a true centrist never throws lots in with terfs, despite hating troons even more.

[not hooters i am speaking of. They hate femme gays who explicitly identify as male too and consider it misogyny; dumpy fuckers can't help themselves.]

trick question, the answer is neither. god hates us

TOMBOY HOOTERS

TOMBOY HOOTERS

TOMBOY HOOTERS

TOMBOY HOOTERS

TOMBOY HOOTERS

Right one obvi

Bussy pill anyday

TOMBOY GANG RISE UP. ITS TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS

I be hearing all about these femboys and tomboys.

But have y’all considered a thicc muscled masculine black man to tuck you in at night and give you a passionate kiss (no homo, perhaps)

dude

bussy

lmao

Reject modernity, embrace m o n k e y

Femboy I love me some good bussy and I would live to make him boypregnant

tomboys are gayer than femboys

Easy. The one on the left, next

Can we go to MILF Ihop instead? Or BBW Dennys?

Tomboy hooters obviously. Drama homos go home!

i choose volcel interacting with other people is a weakness

Ugh, can I just have my burger please ma’am?

the fag dressed like bulma

not for sex though

Deuxchads, do it the ancient way...

If you just want a cum dumpster go for femboi, if you want a relationship go for the real female

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ok boomer!!!

Body of a tomboy, mind of a femboy.

Hotdogs are gross af😤✊😤, Tomboygang 💯

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No

Im wantin bothnow

Unless ur gay the tomboy is the right choice

I already work on the right so I’m inclined to choose that

Which way, white man?

Why not both?

I'm not a f4660τ; my choice is clear.

tomboy none of that gay shit

I choose neither of them because I'm not a fucking faggot

Femo*d simply doesn't have the aesthetics that can compete with glorious BVSSY.