[Actual Drama] The DSA in Seattle seceded from the United States and formed their own autonomous country. Within a day their leader has killed himself and people are shitting in the street.

690  2020-06-10 by Joe_Rogan_is_bae

EDIT: Their tranny leader faked killing himself for a few hours to get sympathy. He's alive and gayer than ever.

It's called the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone". It's 6 square blocks. When you enter, you pass a "You are now leaving the USA" sign.

  • Their leader killed himself today after being MeToo'd. He's a white Chapo Trap House fan who beat the shit out of his girlfriend after she made an unknown 'transphobic' joke in bed. EDIT: He pussied out, just wanted to make people believe for several hours that he was dead.

  • The same guy started taking testosterone inhibitors to "rid myself of toxic masculinity". This was long before he was MeToo'd, a warning sign? Photo NSFW.

  • The Seattle PD have already said they're gonna do nothing and just let the protesters have their cute occupied area.

  • The SRA (socialist rifle association) faction of Seattle, the John Brown Gun Club, have become the armed guards of the occupied area.

  • They're making their own currency

  • The Communist Party of the USA has expressed their support

  • The communist Seattle City Council member (who unlocked City Hall yesterday so protesters could break in and loot) has endorsed it

  • They're current plan to house every homeless person in Seattle in tents within the zone

  • They are trying to farm by planting seeds in some soil they spread over the concrete

  • the nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!)

  • already infighting and arguing who is top on the oppression ladder

  • Update: It's now 7 square blocks, and the new conquered block as an evacuated police station

The entire chapo front page is dedicated to it.

Specific sub for it: r/CapHillAutonomousZone




CHAZ demands: https://medium.com/@seattleblmanon3/the-demands-of-the-collective-black-voices-at-free-capitol-hill-to-the-government-of-seattle-ddaee51d3e47

Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Hill_Autonomous_Zone

The leaders of the zone are a suicidal tranny that pretended to kill him/her/itself earlier. Posted a message on twitter saying goodbye. (https://twitter.com/anarchomastia/status/1270483223995224067 (embed)) and a failed rapper nog that looted some ARs from the abandoned police station and threatened to shoot any "nazis" and police.

Info tweets: https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1270375353614123010 (embed) https://twitter.com/brrn_fed/status/1270345660617891842 (embed) https://archive.is/VhagM https://mobile.twitter.com/PartyPrat/status/1270296294204903424 (embed) (map maker)

Live Streams: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.bundy.79/videos/3683213928360062/ (MULTICAM) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOd9zyproXo (BARRICADE STREAM) https://www.twitch.tv/fieldcharge https://www.pscp.tv/MarcusKulik/1jMKgXgoyekGL https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ZkKzmMXrrvxv?t=43m37s https://dlive.tv/CommandandControll https://www.kikebook.com/blackumbrellamusic/

Closest cameras: https://web6.seattle.gov/travelers/

Map: https://usa.liveuamap.com/




June 10 Updates

  • The CHAZ now has a warlord, a Black-Latino pimp named Raz Simone. He has declared himself leader and his going around assaulting white people with his gang members and waving around an AK-47.

  • Homeless people broke into their donated food supply and stole all their food

  • They're trying to strongarm businesses into paying them "community policing" fees. This is due to a /pol/tard successfully filming from the inside.

  • DSA is now lone sharking to raise funds.

  • A faction of the leftists are rallying to give back the land to the native Deuxamish tribe.

  • City Hall Invasion Update -- they banned men from speaking at the protest, then a nonbinary man went up and the crowd booed, then he shouted "I'm LGBT and not a man" and they cheered. Absolute shit show. They're now congregated in the main discussion hall in Seattle city hall as the blacks already went through and stole all the paintings etc.

  • Breaking: Chapos are fleeing the CHAZ due to being physically intimidated by Warlord Raz.

  • Tranny leader's dad is now posting on 4chon.


Updates

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"""""""Autonomous""""""" zone with no ability to produce food completely surrounded by the country they're trying to steal land from lmao

Didn't you look at the map? It says clearly, "dining field (food regularly handed out)" that's where you get food from, how much clearer could it be ?

I'm sure their diversity deity will drop supplies for them from the heavens

Aka the Seattle government

Tbh this could be a good thing. Just let all of the homeless people move in there and drop like two costco pallets of ramen outside the barricade once a month.

Implement a strict immigration process though

When the USA sends their people, they won't be sending their best.

How the tables turn...

Bet these commie fucks suddenly become very much in favor of border control.

Man I love seeing rabid lefties get fucking refilled, like Shaun Cream finally rubbing his brain cells together to get a spark telling him almost all police violence and brutality happens in Democrat controlled states.

build a wall

I love that idea but don't see why I should be forced to pay for their ramen noodles.

I’ll pay your share. Money well spent.

Yeah, I mean if we could round them up into one nice target location, I'll pay for a pallet of ramen too. It's like what $3.47 at most?

Vegan ramen only pls.

You make it back in property values.

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we poison it

Again this is just people's park in Berkeley it can go for decades. I used to get free food from food not bombs there. Yeah homeless hangs

And people laughed when I said I was a cargo cultist..

JOHN FRUM LIVES!

They will set up trade with the USA. Government provided food stamps for food.

They skipped a few steps towards full Idiocracy.

Chapos are passive aggressively lashing out at people who call them LARPers and are declaring this a victory and 'praxis' omegalul

they have a 0% fighting chance. It's like parents letting their kids pretend to be autonomous adults for a few hours to get it out of their system.

They can crush and reclaim at a moment's notice, there is 0 possibility that even Democrats are going to be on board with ceding a whole ass part of Seattle to some punks

When I was about 7, I declared a patch of the backyard to be my own independent country and I dug a formidable 1-foot deep trench around it. Somehow nobody took me seriously enough to invade. 😔

You came closer to a successful revolution than chapos will.

when I was in 5th grade I thought about trying to take over my elementary school and declare it an independent country with no adults allowed

That's actually adorable

yes, except for the fact that i envisioned taking and defending it with automatic weapons and military vehicles, and stealing a warhead from the Army's Chemical Disposal Depot at Umatilla for MAD

Nothing wrong with ambitious goals.

u right u right

Chapos already won dumbass lol

time is a flat circle lol

I wish I lived there so I could just walk in and take stuff.

Its like putting a no girls aloud sign outside your treehouse

LOL - the “aloud” part made me laugh.

Yeah, I hate Cheryl Cole.

Sorry this is random, but I wish I had your username. My nigga I’m missing a thumb like a freak

That sucks bro. Do you mind if I ask how you lost it??

Ha sure thing, born without it. Nothing interesting

👍🏻😉

Gah bless!

Lmao

No, that’s pretty damn interesting.

No non-transgender girls allowed

smh what about sugababes?

My heart says 💦but my brain says 🤢

there is 0 possibility that even Democrats are going to be on board with ceding a whole ass part of Seattle to some punks

Are you honestly so sure? Woke dems mirror the consensus of twitter and instagram. Reclaiming the area is going to require passive or active force which is a deadly sin right now. How would they get away with it?

Close the """""""border""""""" to prevent US citizens from materially aiding declared enemies of the nation, then wait for it to collapse. They'll be begging to be let back in

Just turn off the electricity and water, then blockade. Should only take approximately however long the rest of their iPhone battery lasts.

Imagine if a bunch of red necks did this in any major city in the US. It would be headline news 24/7.

Like that fish and wildlife building. But also, its because the ones we're currently talking about are so much more of a joke is why it would be/is under-reported.

Yeah, but that was in bumfuck nowhere. I feel like a couple blocks in the heart of a major city is several higher degrees of larp.

I was searching for some coverage of this anywhere on a remotely mainstream media platform or sub-reddit, and this thread was the biggest I found. What the fuck is going on in this country right now.

Have you noticed how impossible it is to find good information on the extent of the riots and looting in general? What's that line again? Oh yeah, Democracy Dies in Darkness.

“It would help enormously, for instance, if the smell of crankishness which still clings to the Socialist movement could be dispelled. If only the sandals and the pistachio-coloured shirts could be put in a pile and burnt, and every vegetarian, teetotaller, and creeping Jesus sent home to Welwyn Garden City to do his yoga exercises quietly! But that, I am afraid, is not going to happen”.

Orwell was right again.

Can we call in some 13Fs to clear out the place?

(Army infantry artillery)

bro they put dirt on the concrete they will be growing just fine!

They have a 10'x10' garden patch that will grow enough food to feed 4 people half a meal!

And this is the type of person that has picked a lead Jesus Christ

I hope the authorities don't end this hilarious ride before it gets REALLY hilarious.

I want a hands off approach from the cops (ACAB), cryptocurrency doing what cryptocurrency does best (scams) and of course the finest famines that only modern day american communists/socialists can deliver!

And let's not forget the pedos and predators - will we see the real life meme ancap with the classic "laws of consent/age do not apply to me in this zone" ?

We're just at the beginning of this ride. Tonight a communist on the city council unlocked the doors of city hall so protestors could break in. Meanwhile Portland is "defunding" investigating shootings and policing the trains. I guess we're supposed to believe that black people like getting shot and having out of control tweakers next to them on their commute?

The mayos in this part of the country are in an absolute panic. No matter what they try to do to appease the protestors, the demands just keep getting more extreme. I don't see how the momentum can change until a lot of people get hurt.

TBF, there's no black people on Capitol Hill.

These are Champagne Socialists taking advantage of Amazon's (temporary) work from home program.

What's wrong with calling a crisis counselor to teach you how to de-escalate a shooting situation ?

All I'm saying is those guys have a better response time than the police, they given an extra (obnoxious) target for the shooter. So my chances are 50%.

Whereas if I rely on the cops, and on the off chance they don't arrive late, they're as likely to shoot me as the attacker.

This is either gonna disband in a few days or it's gonna be the best live-action shitpost since He Will Not Divide Us. Maybe Mr Beast will show up and offer $500,000 to the last person who leaves the CHAZ.

LOLOL!!! He’ll start with dangling hamburgers in front of them...so funny.

*Veggie Burgers. FTFY.

*impossible whoppers

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This whole adventure will be dubbed "Socialists discover why society exists"

This has nothing to do with ancap.

buy chazcoin ($CHZ)

I hope the authorities don't end this hilarious ride before it gets REALLY hilarious.

idk, dude. if there's a gang getting into control and they're already starting to extort people then i can see rape and violence spread around the naive lefty kids really fast. this is getting pretty concerning.

then i can see rape and violence spread around the naive lefty kids really fast.

I don't see the issue

this is getting pretty concerning.

Why would you be concerned about these delusional freaks. Let them fuck themselves over

Yes, that is the really funny part.

Hey, don't get ancaps involved here. A) we actually do realize what age of consent is, and why it's important, and b) this whole thing is done exclusively by ancoms, and the /r/goldandblack discord is laughing at it as we speak.

I hope the authorities don't end this hilarious ride before they suffer the full consequences of their actions.
Blockade them for 10 years, lock them in, just declare it a new self managed prison.

This is the perfect time for the police to show that they are reformed like you said hands off approach sit by and watch the entertainment

I'm not a lawyer but I think the president can use military force to put down rebellions.

Like tanks and predator drones and stuff.

White phosphorus when?

This is America, not Israel.

I don’t think trump sees the difference, Goy.

He works for Israel it's all the same for him

oy vey

West Israel?

The factories that produce the weapons Israel uses are in the USA. It shouldn't be hard to procure those goodies. And no ethical issues about using them : commies aren't people, legally or morally.

commies aren't people, legally or morally.

This, but not ironically

bro, whilly peats are just "smoke" devices.

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"Smoke"

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I'v got a WP warhead equipped hydra 70 air to ground rocket in my collection, it's the modern day rocket used on attack helicopters.

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Remember Fallujah

Oh good, red phosphorus then.

Is this Generation Kill or Breaking Bad?

Given the direction it's taking : probably a mix of both within a week. Wait until they create their own improvised pharmaceutical industry (just look at how they manage agriculture).

Fine! A-10 Warthog it is.

This is America, not Israel.

So use a MOAB on them instead? Fine by me.

That's racist. Black phosphorus needs to be used on black protesters.

So.... then white phosphorus for this LARPing crowd?

Use both just to be sure.

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Depleted Uranium

why deplete it?

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:^)

It's called recycling, boomer.

>he doesnt get a deus ex reference on a board called deuxrama

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ok zoomer

I thought my comment was pretty witty.

Nah, he's gonna use this as his campaign footage. If nothing else we get a new Netflix series.

Can’t wait to consoom that

I cant wait for the netflix series that shows these chapo fags as beautiful women and rugged men working together to fight capitalism. Mix in a bunch of light skin black girls with afros and nerdy guys (male models with glasses).

I can't wait till this happens and people start calling trump supporters tankies

Dramacoin is going to exit the galaxy

They will never do it. The media and retarded Democrats will use it against him some how and it's not worth the issues that would come for it. They'll get tuckered out eventually

Shut off the wifi and they'll fold like superman on laundry day.

The GOP is already using this as their new tip of the spear.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon

I've been telling all the boog bois in the /k/ group I'm in to just shut the fuck up, post memes and laugh and stop being a glow in the dark trying to say "We need to rise up!"

Just let the fuckers burn themselves out, ride out another trump presidency with guaranteed better gun laws than Biden, and enjoy the delicious lefty tears.

💖

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democrats seceding from the union. hmmmmm.... where have i read about this before?

the president will closely monitor the situation (do nothing)

Stop I can only get so erect

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wipe out 7 blocks and start clean, put up some nice, modern housing and get rid of the troons and commies

High quality post in MY DEUXRAMA?? Mods pls sticky

Except half of it is false 😑

JRIB coping strikes again 😭

this could have been so good

Laughing at Seattle "people" isn't coping

The guy didnt kill himself?

Nah, apparently deleted his twitter but reactivated it again already

damn pretty sure threatening suicide is a abuser thing

I mean he didnt even threaten that lol, just made a weak ass 'goodbye everyone'

updated the post

What are you talking about? Of course Epstein killed himself.

Half? Maybe it's 41% is at most.

We need more since the tranny jannies at drama have y’alled the sub in perpetuity

Anarchists revolutions fail, didnt stalin teach them a lesson in catalonia once

Clearly once they inevitably get crushed once the cops can be bothered it will be declared not real anarchism.

And the poor souls who lose their lives would be matyrs ofc

We did get several great books out of the deal, though

Conquest of bread would work in a perfect society free if imperialism, till then ill stick to Lenin

Rojava was erased overnight.

What happened to rojava?

USA left the area (you know, the guys the anarkiddies called fascists and whatnot) and they had to deal with Turkish forces who don't take kindly to most things (and considered it a den of PKK terrorist).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rojava#Turkish_military_operations_and_occupation

Did the Turks actually take Rojava? If anyone is so incompetent as to be unable to defeat anarchists, it would be the Turks.

They actually managed to kick out Russian mercenaries with drones made of, almost literally, mud and sticks lol, as Russian-Syrian top-notch AA can't track those.

Wait what

Literally what the Turks were doing to the oh-so-advanced Byzantine army in 1067, oh shiit your vaunted Roman scouts can't track my army if we leave all armour behind and hike the other way around lol

Good. Fuck those niggas I hope they got decapitated.

Stalin was in ukraine

Catalonia got cucked by the central gov and franco

Holdomor, more like nazi propaganda 😂

I fully support this act of self-determination as long as Seattle authorities make an official border around this new proud state, let everyone in and don't let anyone out.

Make it a national border, have border authority come in, search everyone going in / coming out, passports needed, etc.

Their sign does say "leaving the USA"

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Remember, anyone that joins is denouncing their US citizenship.

sounds to me like they've seceded from the union. after sherman crushes them, time to ban the antifa flag from everything

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Ban all immigrants from this area lmao.

You can't make this shit up. I hope they have fun starving

chapo internet communists

starvation

Checks out ✔

chapo internet communists

starvation

Checks out ✔

Can't starve when you eat the rich.

How many rich are in that small little part of Seattle? Maybe they'll have food for about a week let's say 2 tops

Probably far less than that when the electricity gets shut off and all the perishable foods immediately rot. Even if they have a fuckload of granola bars on hand, if the water gets shut off they're all going to dehydrate in a day or two.

They should shut off the water and all utilities. If they are their own country they should be able to supply all of that themselves.

We could sell it to them at a very high cost lmao. a "captive audience" no?

Have you ever heard of Palestinian authority?

I could teach them how to make jerky out of the rich, it may keep the LOLcows creating entertainment for longer

Literally 25% of them. It's right where all the restaurants and condos are.

The rich live on the other side of the hill from the restaurants and condos on the shores of Lake Washington, if they haven't already fled to Mercer Island or eastside. Cap Hill is just where we store our over-educated service employees and assorted trust fund brats.

Cap Hill is just where we store our over-educated service employees and assorted trust fund brats.

I'm betting most of the people "occupying" that area fall under that description.

Is Mercer island where the Mercer family is from?

I hope they start eating the white people after the rich run out

The rich people ARE the white people! (plus a few Indians and Chinese)

Ya man fuck people who are more successful than I am right?

Yeah! Fuck their superior work ethic!

Well you can make it up, because they just did. Doesn’t look like that guy killed himself at all.

You can't make this shit up.

But it is all made up lol

So you're saying no one started a commune in the middle of Seattle and it hasn't failed gloriously after 2 days?

Yeah they started some shit, but half of the bullet points are falls.

Half that post is about some dude who allegedly killed himself, in reality he just deleted his Twitter lmao

This is such a low effort smear campaign it's ridiculous

Don’t tell me Ian is actually involved in this

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I have nothing to do with this.

God bless you but you really need to tell Karl to stop being such a cuck.

Love you Ian

Thank god

HI YES HELLO, IS THIS THE BASED DEPARTMENT?

Wait its actually gun jesus lmao

SNAPPY

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Gun Jesus is here to teach us the good word from The Book of Browning.

You weren't pinged here. So either this thread has been linked from outside, or you're a participant here who was browsing that subreddit? Careful, that's how you get cancelled.

God bless, king.

Imagine believing an easily shopped image.

It was tweeted last night that the John brown gun club was providing armed security and they were looking for more with guns to join the Chaz. They didn't like it being called Chaz. they didn't say how to select a team.

Why would you expect differently? He’s a massive faggot.

How so? (other than being involved in this, obviously)

Watch their other channel

What is the other channel?

They seem to have taken down the other 2 or so they posted after this one https://youtu.be/-5FKkEF7F3M

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That was all what Karl posted, not Ian. Ian has always stayed as apolitical as possible.

Whhhaaaaaat. I just like his videos 😭

Nah he's fine really, just doesnt like some forms of government all that much i believe. Now Karl on the other hand, there's your massive faggot alright...

thank goodness i dont wanna be mad at Ian

He's not. Updated. Was a lie being spread around Chapo

I got banned from r/Forgottenweapons by a mod that posts furry porn for posting a screenshot of this post and asking about it.

do tell why he would have anything to do with this nonsense?

In the post it used to say he was involved but he wasn’t so op took it out

people have been saying bullshit about Ian being a Communist or whatever bullshit leftist title fits their narrative, I hate to see his name besmirched in such a way.

The first country run by troons and its leader kills itself within a day kek

Never bet against the 41%

Bet against it like 59% of the time though? That's just probability.

Lmao they have a whole subreddit dedicated to this thing r/CapHillAutonomousZone

Imagine missing out on calling it CapHillAutonomousDivision or the CHAD Settlement

Yeah but now it’s CHAZ and that’s just the gay version of Chad. It’s more fitting this way.

And it's closer to what it'll become, DayZ.

A stands for autistic.

The Virgin side of them couldn’t

Looking forward to a documentary from The Internet Historian

please get tested for covid

Whoops, there's no test kits in that zone and the US isn't exporting medical supplies.

this sub has really fallen from glory when you have to mark that your post is actually drama

retard

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I mean, r/drama is private right now.

R drama is really missing out right now. The mods over there are super retarded

They seem to always go private when actual crazy drama shit happens and then open up when nothing’s going on to the warm reception of maybe 3 comments per post, two of them bots.

The mods over there are super retarded

They always were, you've just started to notice.

YOU are missing out. As an approvedchad I can tell you that drama is better than it ever has been now that it is private.

The mods are retards though

Last time it was private, the aprovedcels came to deaxrama and told us how much it sucks. They told us there were hardly any comments and posts were low quality

Keep coping fag

That pic of him is not safe for humanity 🤮

Nice tits though.

Mommy Shapiro we need you now more than ever

You have blessing young boi. Come and suckle.

Yes mommy

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white people nonsense

mfw

If they actually guilt the nearby businesses into taking their monopoly money I'm printing out a much as I can and getting some free food before inflating it to hell

guilt

Imagine having a retard in your nice shop, offering monopoly money for a bag of food. Would you rather feed the unwashed retard for free, and have it leave the premises, or anger it and risk a tantrum that'll damage your store and at the very least cost you a few customers?

Now imagine your store is surrounded by angry armed retards that are already in full tantrum mode. Better to throw them all the food you have, and give them no reason to step in or burn the place.

REEEE BITCOIN IS A VALID CURRENCY

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It lets me buy drugs online, more than I can say about USD

Better to throw them all the food you have, and give them no reason to step in or burn the place.

Better to close down, empty it, and claim it was full for insurance reasons. You're probably not getting paid anyways.

Then sue BLM for the damages since it's their shitshow.

Or let them burn it down, sue the shit out of the city of Seattle and move to the mountains, buy guns and hide out from the cities full of fucksticks?

Better to throw them all the food you have, and give them no reason to step in or burn the place.

Collect the insurance money to fund your retirement.

It's probably in their interest to burn the place down and blame it on the rioters to get the insurance money

How has that survived two years? Hilarious

Because it's not seen by many likely. Also cause the left is more anti-semitic then they care to admit

Beautiful idea. Collect insurance while burning commies alive? American dream is alive and well.

seethe

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He ain't dead.

He did get called out by commie mommie girl friend for abuse on Twitter.

And then attention-whored a 'FINE I'M JUST GOING TO KILL MYSELF THEN! REEEEEEEEEEEE'

They got Gun-Fucking-Jesus damn you can’t make this shit up

You can apparently make it up. I have nothing to do with this.

Is that Gun Jesus himself in Deuxrama? This year is full of surprises, most of which have been shitty, but this is hilarious

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Unironically

Close drama subreddit because of drama

seethe and cope when people go to open drama sub to talk about drama

It never even began for brainlet dramacels

Look at me

I am the drama sub now

And no pinging was required this time!

Someone mod him

Oh shit it's actually you. I randomly clicked on one of your videos a few weeks ago and been binge watching ever since. I hope you do some more homemade firearms!

lmaooooooo

I figured that was a little out of left field but honestly the world is a crazy place nowadays. Love the work you do. I could watch you review South African guns all day.

Nah, give me more handmade Chinese mystery pistols any day.

Sup Ian. Love your work.

Can you do an ep on those Bakelite prototype Soviet bullpups? I know the common conclusion is that they’re just style designs without any mechanical components or w/e but I swear I’ve found diagrams of their mechanism online

An absolute honor

Thanks for your videos on the CETME-L build you put on inrangeTV! Im using them for my current CETME-L build (thats taking way too long to finish).

you can’t make this shit up

You literally can, since gun jesus being part of them is made up.

I hope so. Ian is my favorite youtube channel.

Is there any proof of this?

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cope

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He isnt dead

🤡🌎

Well, 🤡🏢

This whole thing reads like satire, and I still don’t believe that it is serious.

It's real. Still not serious though.

Well said Carl

Yeah, I don’t know where the real-life story ends and the jokes begin.

Tbh I'm glad my grandmother died last year so she didn't have to see what's happening to this country

That dude has BPD out the wazoo. Turns admitting he’s abusive in to a self victimhood pity party.

Is it me, or has retardation ramped up to lightspeed in the last few months?

Nah it was always there. It's just that the tard wranglers got defunded and these people are out on the streets now.

So it seems this "Capital Hill Autonomous Zone" meets the textbook definition being in a state of insurrection. So when will troops from Joint Base Lewis-McChord arrive?

The traffic on I-5 around there is so bad, I wouldn't hold your breath.

I say install the cameras all around this place. It will be a fantastic case study and very entertaining to watch.

Are they going to provide their own electricity and water too? Trash collection?

I was watching a livestream of it about 8 hours ago and they rolled out 5 cans and off the screen to the upper right side so I guess they are being Canadian and sending their trash to foreign soil.

Those r/ Drama people genuinely disturb me. At least the fascists on subs like ConsumeProduct seem to genuinely care about the stupid shit they believe in (traditionalism, national pride, the importance of the nuclear family, sexual purity, etc.). Those drama freaks seem to value literally nothing but being as much of an inhuman and obnoxious piece of shit as possible in every direction the opportunity presents itself.

Snapshots:

  1. [Actual Drama] The DSA in Seattle s... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. 6 square blocks - archive.org, archive.today

  3. You are now leaving the USA - archive.org, archive.today*

  4. Their leader killed himself - archive.org, archive.today

  5. beat the shit out of his girlfriend - archive.org, archive.today*

  6. Photo NSFW - archive.org, archive.today

  7. have become the armed guards - archive.org, archive.today

  8. They're making their own currency - archive.org, archive.today

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R/consumerproduct has essentially evolved into people sharing their home gardens.

It's actually pretty based that they took their own advice and started posting pics of gardens and chicken coops.

CONSUME EGG

Man this makes the Paris Commune look like the Roman Empire.

Atleast they had tanks and shit.

TIL 19th century Parisians had tanks.

Sonny meant canons.

Why do I have a feeling that the CHAZers would put up much less of a fight than the communards when the army rolls in.

army

The nearest police station could send 10 of their recruits and this thing would be over in 30 minutes

Leftists state is collapsing on itself as infighting grows

Damn it feels good.

Remember, Vote Blue !

Is rural America not better for such enterprises lol? Like urban environments are the worst place to secede from.

This will be over quickly.

For real. Trannies won't start a revolution. You have to buy hundreds of acres of land in a flyover state and start your own compound that trains rural farmers and factory workers in urban warfare and how to make bombs (in Minecraft)

The nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!)

Brah, if they're being blockaded, the gliders will be shot down.

Remember occupy wall street, and how it ended up the same as San Francisco tent shit city? Different election year, same shit.

Nah, you need to let the gliders run so you can sneak Snake Plissken in on one.

How would they get the gliders out again? Do they have an endless supply? Do they know how low the carrying capacity of a glider is?

Seriously though, if it came to where they were needing to shoot gliders down, they'd just send the troops in and it would all be over in 20 minutes.

this is beyond hilarious i am absolutely looking forward to this

yikes if forgotten guns guy is a part of this. Gunnuts are almost universally based so he's fucked

Gun nuts still like him, but they know his politics. He makes great content so it's not like anyone is out to cancel him.

His youtube comment sections and Reddit AMAs after videos on Rhodesian and South African guns were a mess though (he now deactivates comments on those videos). He already got pissed of because of the comments on his nazi gun videos.

We're capable of separating the politics from the product. I know we don't align politically, but I don't watch him for politics. I don't think anyone watches him for politics to be fair.

This is really going to bootyblast his audience.

They've posted a few ACAB videos on their other channels in the last few weeks so it's getting out in the GN community already

First rule of business. Don't involve your politics unless you're business is in politics.

Ian is a part of this?

No.

I think they all secretly want Donnie to be re-elected and the 22nd amendment rescinded hahahaha. This is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19th first!

but they will be making irate phone calls to the state when their EBT cards stop working.

This is the single funniest thing to happen all year. Mother of God

Neither the SRA nor the NRA mobilize troops. They are gun advocacy groups.

I'd pay money to see a drone with livestream go around lol

What happened to all the people who already lived there? Did they get kicked out of their homes? Did they put up a fight? Pretty sure even in liberal states you can mow down people invading your home.

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Anarchomastia is not the leader and she is still alive

https://twitter.com/DiogenesJoe42/status/1270563699489755136?s=20

"she"

how tf this troid even made himself the "leader"? you mean out of 200 people this is what they came up with?

Left-wing activist 1958: Mobbed up blue-collar union guy

Left-wing activist 2020:

FYI, Ian McCollum explicitly mentioned that he is not a socialist in a response to earlier claims that he was part of an antifa network in his area. So I highly doubt that that point is accurate.

The person that gave you that information probably presumed that he in fact was part of that network, and that he would probably participate in this as well. Likely incorrect.

make-believe communist state dies in less than a day

L fucking MAO

Leader an hero's

Peak leftie infighting

Fighting within your own body

Does this mean I can call my friends on the phone and invade them as volunteers for the US?

Also they said the boog bois were on their side, but they aren’t. Hawaiian shirts hate commies.

leftism is a threat to humanity

This is the funniest shit I've seen this year so far. This actually feels good lol

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

Is this the revolution?

Uncle Ted would be proud

Ted would hate these people.

Absolutely. It baffles me that Uncle Ted is mentioned and talked about a lot in this sub, but no one even knows what he believed in. Probably around 5% of us actually read his shit.

People always bring up his hate for the far left but forgets he thought conservatives were dumb as fuck too (sorry rightoids and libtards).

“The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can’t make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.”

How is it possible for one man to be so based? 😏

Undeniably correct

Someone convince all these people aren't government plants designed to ruin any possibility of an actual revolution. Please.

Every day I grow closer and closer to schizo-posting.

I think they may actually be a plot to restore popular support for police brutality. Keep this up for a few weeks and Americans will be eager to see these guys get tear-gassed and tazed.

Can't I just go shoot those guys? Are they invading my country

Ian or Karl?

Seattle is fucking badass

"cop free zone"...🤔

I wonder if the pagan motor cycle club is aware of this yet?

So communists suffer from a mental illness? Who'd have thought.

And serious question, why hasn't the military just gone in there and kicked out thse college aged little bitches?

Same reason you don't kick a toddler when it's having a tantrum.

Nobody takes these LARPers seriously enough to waste military dollars on them lmao

Seattle should “embargo” them and let nobody in or out. Let that marinate for a month and we’ll see how they end up.

Didn’t we have a civil war over this 160 years ago? Looks like it’s time to save the union once again

Thats not "loan sharking" thats extortion in the form of a protection racket.

Someone should drive a car by blasting machine gun sounds at night just to keep them frosty

If there was ever a reason to have another Waco Siege...

Waco was a threat

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A bunch of rich urbanite leftoids isn't a threat

Tell me when the US military comes in and kills them all

So cute!!!

It's not an "Autonomous Zone" if you're not self sufficient and all you do is make demands of outside parties to give you what you need.

You're just commie ISIS at this point.

This so entertaining !

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In their defense, people have been shitting in the streets for awhile now.... Since they decided to ignore the heroin/meth issue, not arrest users, and give out free needles.

How do you know the sigh themselves??? I want to see that shit

Document this as heavily as possible. I can't wait to read the ED page about this disaster

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would

'We are autonomous! Give me a cigarette, you fascist!'

Your picture links are broken you dumb shit

Gun Jesus is going to be in trouble with his redneck audience.

God I can't keep up with these shenanigans. It's honestly hard to believe all this is really happening -- I'm stuck in iowa for work and it's just a bunch of friggen corn fields.

End of the day though, I'd rather feel safe and play fallout than actually worry about protests in the neighborhood

Top kel

NTA

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Is the soyicide real?

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WILL SEATTLE EVER RECOVER

No worries, Corona-chan will solve this issue in a few weeks

Litteraly back to the third World

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what a surprise

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This is fucking hilarious

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It's a parody of communism. On one hand I want this gone. On the other hand this is such a hilarious disaster that I want to see what happens next. Maybe they'll actually try to build gliders. They can call it TWA and recycle the name. Please, please do this.

I guess this means "protester" is now another word for "beggar"?

Holy shit this is hilarious lmao

r/invadechaz

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This is an episode of Family Guy playing out in real life.

All of these fucks talk shit about people sporting Confederate flags for being traitors. So what now? How do we punish treason?

*Cinematic music begins playing lightly

*Division 3 Title fades into scene

I personally was looking forward to the lefties realizing their own impurity and committing honorable seppuku.

wow i feel sorry for the people falling for this bullshit

I was sad to see that the city of Seattle is providing them with porta-pots. I'd hoped that the CHAZers would have to live in their own excrement but I guess a cholera outbreak in the middle of a major American city would be problematic.

If people didn't live there they'd let them live in their own excrement

the nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!)

Who wants to go drone hunting?

Can't wait to see Chazville get shocked and awed

I was just at the CHAZ, and it's chill as fuck, none of the crazy shit people are talking about is actually happening.

American leftists 🤝 Evangelical cults

gathering militias and trying to secede from the rest of society for no reason

If 2020 ain't dystopian as hell, I don't know what is.

a warlord?? holy shit that's amazing

It just keeps getting better and better.

"We're out of food! Bring us vegan stuff!"

My fucking sides! I'm legitimately crying from laughing so hard.

Raz sounds like the chad prez from Idiocracy.

perhaps not the best timeline, but truly the funniest and most absurd one

WHY DO I HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH THESE PEOPLE?

MODERN SOCIALISM IS DEAD

I’M GOING TO FEDPOST IM GOING TO FEDPOST IM GOING TO FEDPOST

THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It’s hilarious if you think any of this shit is accurate info. Like half of this can be debunked in 30 seconds.

Y’all are a bunch of stupid cucks

Y’all poster

Dilate

chapoid cope

Fake.

Chapo front page has nothing about him killing himself or shitting in streets. You said it was all over their front page.

Ban this lying fuck.

But basically a bunch of fairy socialists have done what generations of libertarian kiddie lovers couldn’t. The enlightened centrist in me is impressed. Based

dilate

cope

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But basically a bunch of fairy socialists have done what generations of libertarian kiddie lovers couldn’t.

Anyone else would eventually get Waco'ed. Essentially this is a children's playground implicitly sanctioned by Seattle's libshit mayor.