[Actual Drama] The DSA in Seattle seceded from the United States and formed their own autonomous country. Within a day their leader has killed himself and people are shitting in the street.
690 2020-06-10 by Joe_Rogan_is_bae
EDIT: Their tranny leader faked killing himself for a few hours to get sympathy. He's alive and gayer than ever.
It's called the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone". It's 6 square blocks. When you enter, you pass a "You are now leaving the USA" sign.
Their leader killed himself today after being MeToo'd. He's a white Chapo Trap House fan who beat the shit out of his girlfriend after she made an unknown 'transphobic' joke in bed. EDIT: He pussied out, just wanted to make people believe for several hours that he was dead.
The same guy started taking testosterone inhibitors to "rid myself of toxic masculinity". This was long before he was MeToo'd, a warning sign? Photo NSFW.
The Seattle PD have already said they're gonna do nothing and just let the protesters have their cute occupied area.
The SRA (socialist rifle association) faction of Seattle, the John Brown Gun Club, have become the armed guards of the occupied area.
The Communist Party of the USA has expressed their support
The communist Seattle City Council member (who unlocked City Hall yesterday so protesters could break in and loot) has endorsed it
They're current plan to house every homeless person in Seattle in tents within the zone
They are trying to farm by planting seeds in some soil they spread over the concrete
the nearby park will be used as a runway for gliders carrying supplies in case the city blockades them (supplies from China!)
already infighting and arguing who is top on the oppression ladder
Update: It's now 7 square blocks, and the new conquered block as an evacuated police station
The entire chapo front page is dedicated to it.
Specific sub for it: r/CapHillAutonomousZone
Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Hill_Autonomous_Zone
The leaders of the zone are a suicidal tranny that pretended to kill him/her/itself earlier. Posted a message on twitter saying goodbye. (https://twitter.com/anarchomastia/status/1270483223995224067 (embed)) and a failed rapper nog that looted some ARs from the abandoned police station and threatened to shoot any "nazis" and police.
Info tweets: https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1270375353614123010 (embed) https://twitter.com/brrn_fed/status/1270345660617891842 (embed) https://archive.is/VhagM https://mobile.twitter.com/PartyPrat/status/1270296294204903424 (embed) (map maker)
Live Streams: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.bundy.79/videos/3683213928360062/ (MULTICAM) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOd9zyproXo (BARRICADE STREAM) https://www.twitch.tv/fieldcharge https://www.pscp.tv/MarcusKulik/1jMKgXgoyekGL https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ZkKzmMXrrvxv?t=43m37s https://dlive.tv/CommandandControll https://www.kikebook.com/blackumbrellamusic/
Closest cameras: https://web6.seattle.gov/travelers/
Map: https://usa.liveuamap.com/
June 10 Updates
The CHAZ now has a warlord, a Black-Latino pimp named Raz Simone. He has declared himself leader and his going around assaulting white people with his gang members and waving around an AK-47.
Homeless people broke into their donated food supply and stole all their food
They're trying to strongarm businesses into paying them "community policing" fees. This is due to a /pol/tard successfully filming from the inside.
DSA is now lone sharking to raise funds.
A faction of the leftists are rallying to give back the land to the native Deuxamish tribe.
City Hall Invasion Update -- they banned men from speaking at the protest, then a nonbinary man went up and the crowd booed, then he shouted "I'm LGBT and not a man" and they cheered. Absolute shit show. They're now congregated in the main discussion hall in Seattle city hall as the blacks already went through and stole all the paintings etc.
Breaking: Chapos are fleeing the CHAZ due to being physically intimidated by Warlord Raz.
Tranny leader's dad is now posting on 4chon.
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60 Msmit71 2020-06-10
"""""""Autonomous""""""" zone with no ability to produce food completely surrounded by the country they're trying to steal land from lmao
51 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-06-10
Didn't you look at the map? It says clearly, "dining field (food regularly handed out)" that's where you get food from, how much clearer could it be ?
32 AmbassadorUlkesh 2020-06-10
I'm sure their diversity deity will drop supplies for them from the heavens
30 Yeetsauce100 2020-06-10
Aka the Seattle government
Tbh this could be a good thing. Just let all of the homeless people move in there and drop like two costco pallets of ramen outside the barricade once a month.
19 AmbassadorUlkesh 2020-06-10
Implement a strict immigration process though
10 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
When the USA sends their people, they won't be sending their best.
5 AmbassadorUlkesh 2020-06-10
How the tables turn...
5 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
Bet these commie fucks suddenly become very much in favor of border control.
1 noogai131 2020-06-10
Man I love seeing rabid lefties get fucking refilled, like Shaun Cream finally rubbing his brain cells together to get a spark telling him almost all police violence and brutality happens in Democrat controlled states.
2 PanFiluta 2020-06-10
build a wall
9 SeethenCope 2020-06-10
I love that idea but don't see why I should be forced to pay for their ramen noodles.
7 needlepants 2020-06-10
I’ll pay your share. Money well spent.
5 Ekos640 2020-06-10
Yeah, I mean if we could round them up into one nice
targetlocation, I'll pay for a pallet of ramen too. It's like what $3.47 at most?2 Mayos_side 2020-06-10
Vegan ramen only pls.
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-06-10
You make it back in property values.
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1 PanFiluta 2020-06-10
we poison it
2 allturan 2020-06-10
Again this is just people's park in Berkeley it can go for decades. I used to get free food from food not bombs there. Yeah homeless hangs
4 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-10
And people laughed when I said I was a cargo cultist..
JOHN FRUM LIVES!
4 Richy_T 2020-06-10
They will set up trade with the USA. Government provided food stamps for food.
9 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
They skipped a few steps towards full Idiocracy.
35 DrizzyGizzy 2020-06-10
Chapos are passive aggressively lashing out at people who call them LARPers and are declaring this a victory and 'praxis' omegalul
they have a 0% fighting chance. It's like parents letting their kids pretend to be autonomous adults for a few hours to get it out of their system.
They can crush and reclaim at a moment's notice, there is 0 possibility that even Democrats are going to be on board with ceding a whole ass part of Seattle to some punks
39 Redactor0 2020-06-10
When I was about 7, I declared a patch of the backyard to be my own independent country and I dug a formidable 1-foot deep trench around it. Somehow nobody took me seriously enough to invade. 😔
27 Hypt1929 2020-06-10
You came closer to a successful revolution than chapos will.
8 trashsw 2020-06-10
when I was in 5th grade I thought about trying to take over my elementary school and declare it an independent country with no adults allowed
1 WallStreetMedic 2020-06-10
That's actually adorable
1 trashsw 2020-06-10
yes, except for the fact that i envisioned taking and defending it with automatic weapons and military vehicles, and stealing a warhead from the Army's Chemical Disposal Depot at Umatilla for MAD
2 _Suprememe_ 2020-06-10
Nothing wrong with ambitious goals.
2 trashsw 2020-06-10
u right u right
-2 Horsefarts_inmouth 2020-06-10
Chapos already won dumbass lol
time is a flat circle lol
4 Mayos_side 2020-06-10
I wish I lived there so I could just walk in and take stuff.
20 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
Its like putting a no girls aloud sign outside your treehouse
14 Opposable_Thumb 2020-06-10
LOL - the “aloud” part made me laugh.
3 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
Yeah, I hate Cheryl Cole.
3 MattyDrumm 2020-06-10
Sorry this is random, but I wish I had your username. My nigga I’m missing a thumb like a freak
4 Opposable_Thumb 2020-06-10
That sucks bro. Do you mind if I ask how you lost it??
7 MattyDrumm 2020-06-10
Ha sure thing, born without it. Nothing interesting
8 Opposable_Thumb 2020-06-10
👍🏻😉
3 MattyDrumm 2020-06-10
Gah bless!
1 Qwikskoupa69 2020-06-10
Lmao
7 JAD_Estrada 2020-06-10
No, that’s pretty damn interesting.
6 contentedserf 2020-06-10
No non-transgender girls allowed
3 Barkasia 2020-06-10
smh what about sugababes?
5 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
My heart says 💦but my brain says 🤢
15 Aletherios 2020-06-10
Are you honestly so sure? Woke dems mirror the consensus of twitter and instagram. Reclaiming the area is going to require passive or active force which is a deadly sin right now. How would they get away with it?
13 Msmit71 2020-06-10
Close the """""""border""""""" to prevent US citizens from materially aiding declared enemies of the nation, then wait for it to collapse. They'll be begging to be let back in
13 Ekos640 2020-06-10
Just turn off the electricity and water, then blockade. Should only take approximately however long the rest of their iPhone battery lasts.
12 Vegan_doggodiddler 2020-06-10
Imagine if a bunch of red necks did this in any major city in the US. It would be headline news 24/7.
11 Ekos640 2020-06-10
Like that fish and wildlife building. But also, its because the ones we're currently talking about are so much more of a joke is why it would be/is under-reported.
5 Vegan_doggodiddler 2020-06-10
Yeah, but that was in bumfuck nowhere. I feel like a couple blocks in the heart of a major city is several higher degrees of larp.
8 freelance_fox 2020-06-10
I was searching for some coverage of this anywhere on a remotely mainstream media platform or sub-reddit, and this thread was the biggest I found. What the fuck is going on in this country right now.
1 phenylanin 2020-06-10
Have you noticed how impossible it is to find good information on the extent of the riots and looting in general? What's that line again? Oh yeah, Democracy Dies in Darkness.
16 hadrian_trump 2020-06-10
“It would help enormously, for instance, if the smell of crankishness which still clings to the Socialist movement could be dispelled. If only the sandals and the pistachio-coloured shirts could be put in a pile and burnt, and every vegetarian, teetotaller, and creeping Jesus sent home to Welwyn Garden City to do his yoga exercises quietly! But that, I am afraid, is not going to happen”.
Orwell was right again.
2 passiveshed 2020-06-10
Can we call in some 13Fs to clear out the place?
(Army infantry artillery)
1 Pristine-Mechanic 2020-06-10
bro they put dirt on the concrete they will be growing just fine!
1 PlasticXoomer 2020-06-10
They have a 10'x10' garden patch that will grow enough food to feed 4 people half a meal!
1 Beave5656 2020-06-10
And this is the type of person that has picked a lead Jesus Christ
41 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-06-10
I hope the authorities don't end this hilarious ride before it gets REALLY hilarious.
I want a hands off approach from the cops (ACAB), cryptocurrency doing what cryptocurrency does best (scams) and of course the finest famines that only modern day american communists/socialists can deliver!
And let's not forget the pedos and predators - will we see the real life meme ancap with the classic "laws of consent/age do not apply to me in this zone" ?
28 Redactor0 2020-06-10
We're just at the beginning of this ride. Tonight a communist on the city council unlocked the doors of city hall so protestors could break in. Meanwhile Portland is "defunding" investigating shootings and policing the trains. I guess we're supposed to believe that black people like getting shot and having out of control tweakers next to them on their commute?
The mayos in this part of the country are in an absolute panic. No matter what they try to do to appease the protestors, the demands just keep getting more extreme. I don't see how the momentum can change until a lot of people get hurt.
15 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2020-06-10
TBF, there's no black people on Capitol Hill.
These are Champagne Socialists taking advantage of Amazon's (temporary) work from home program.
6 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-06-10
What's wrong with calling a crisis counselor to teach you how to de-escalate a shooting situation ?
5 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
All I'm saying is those guys have a better response time than the police, they given an extra (obnoxious) target for the shooter. So my chances are 50%.
Whereas if I rely on the cops, and on the off chance they don't arrive late, they're as likely to shoot me as the attacker.
18 CannedWolfMeat 2020-06-10
This is either gonna disband in a few days or it's gonna be the best live-action shitpost since He Will Not Divide Us. Maybe Mr Beast will show up and offer $500,000 to the last person who leaves the CHAZ.
9 bossonboat 2020-06-10
LOLOL!!! He’ll start with dangling hamburgers in front of them...so funny.
6 Destruct000r 2020-06-10
*Veggie Burgers. FTFY.
1 triptodisneyland2017 2020-06-10
*impossible whoppers
1 [deleted] 2020-06-10
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9 IntrepidBurger 2020-06-10
This whole adventure will be dubbed "Socialists discover why society exists"
7 Anen-o-me 2020-06-10
This has nothing to do with ancap.
3 loli_esports 2020-06-10
buy chazcoin ($CHZ)
3 Ruby4142 2020-06-10
idk, dude. if there's a gang getting into control and they're already starting to extort people then i can see rape and violence spread around the naive lefty kids really fast. this is getting pretty concerning.
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-10
I don't see the issue
Why would you be concerned about these delusional freaks. Let them fuck themselves over
1 hoseja 2020-06-10
Yes, that is the really funny part.
3 Morphie12121 2020-06-10
Hey, don't get ancaps involved here. A) we actually do realize what age of consent is, and why it's important, and b) this whole thing is done exclusively by ancoms, and the /r/goldandblack discord is laughing at it as we speak.
2 ChestBras 2020-06-10
I hope the authorities don't end this hilarious ride before they suffer the full consequences of their actions.
Blockade them for 10 years, lock them in, just declare it a new self managed prison.
2 Beave5656 2020-06-10
This is the perfect time for the police to show that they are reformed like you said hands off approach sit by and watch the entertainment
38 Lehk 2020-06-10
I'm not a lawyer but I think the president can use military force to put down rebellions.
Like tanks and predator drones and stuff.
40 A_Jewish_Nazi 2020-06-10
White phosphorus when?
39 Lehk 2020-06-10
This is America, not Israel.
35 A_Jewish_Nazi 2020-06-10
I don’t think trump sees the difference, Goy.
3 SinkTheState 2020-06-10
He works for Israel it's all the same for him
1 HanstheHanz 2020-06-10
oy vey
13 tameikisan 2020-06-10
West Israel?
10 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
The factories that produce the weapons Israel uses are in the USA. It shouldn't be hard to procure those goodies. And no ethical issues about using them : commies aren't people, legally or morally.
14 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
This, but not ironically
1 SolLekGaming 2020-06-10
bro, whilly peats are just "smoke" devices.
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"Smoke"
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I'v got a WP warhead equipped hydra 70 air to ground rocket in my collection, it's the modern day rocket used on attack helicopters.
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https://sputniknews.com/us/201909111076778864-photo-us-air-force-investigating-white-phosphorus-rockets-found-on-road/
7 ProEvilOperations 2020-06-10
Remember Fallujah
4 THE_LURKER__ 2020-06-10
Oh good, red phosphorus then.
4 Lehk 2020-06-10
Is this Generation Kill or Breaking Bad?
1 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Given the direction it's taking : probably a mix of both within a week. Wait until they create their own improvised pharmaceutical industry (just look at how they manage agriculture).
3 247_Make_It_So 2020-06-10
Fine! A-10 Warthog it is.
2 Ekos640 2020-06-10
So use a MOAB on them instead? Fine by me.
8 TheOneTrueDonuteater 2020-06-10
That's racist. Black phosphorus needs to be used on black protesters.
5 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
So.... then white phosphorus for this LARPing crowd?
3 Eri_Chell 2020-06-10
Use both just to be sure.
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2 ExpensiveReporter 2020-06-10
Depleted Uranium
1 HanstheHanz 2020-06-10
why deplete it?
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:^)
2 ExpensiveReporter 2020-06-10
It's called recycling, boomer.
1 HanstheHanz 2020-06-10
>he doesnt get a deus ex reference on a board called deuxrama
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ok zoomer
1 ExpensiveReporter 2020-06-10
I thought my comment was pretty witty.
1 orgy_of_idiocy 2020-06-10
r/Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
18 blue_neck69 2020-06-10
Nah, he's gonna use this as his campaign footage. If nothing else we get a new Netflix series.
7 Theharryf 2020-06-10
Can’t wait to consoom that
1 Poopdicks69 2020-06-10
I cant wait for the netflix series that shows these chapo fags as beautiful women and rugged men working together to fight capitalism. Mix in a bunch of light skin black girls with afros and nerdy guys (male models with glasses).
7 I_Must_Bust 2020-06-10
I can't wait till this happens and people start calling trump supporters tankies
6 Lehk 2020-06-10
Dramacoin is going to exit the galaxy
3 atacon09 2020-06-10
They will never do it. The media and retarded Democrats will use it against him some how and it's not worth the issues that would come for it. They'll get tuckered out eventually
12 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
Shut off the wifi and they'll fold like superman on laundry day.
3 Haematobic 2020-06-10
The GOP is already using this as their new tip of the spear.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon
1 noogai131 2020-06-10
I've been telling all the boog bois in the /k/ group I'm in to just shut the fuck up, post memes and laugh and stop being a glow in the dark trying to say "We need to rise up!"
Just let the fuckers burn themselves out, ride out another trump presidency with guaranteed better gun laws than Biden, and enjoy the delicious lefty tears.
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1 cjhobbes 2020-06-10
democrats seceding from the union. hmmmmm.... where have i read about this before?
2 32bb36d8ba 2020-06-10
the president will closely monitor the situation (do nothing)
1 Sennappen 2020-06-10
Stop I can only get so erect
1 [deleted] 2020-06-10
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1 gnomestar15 2020-06-10
wipe out 7 blocks and start clean, put up some nice, modern housing and get rid of the troons and commies
38 ProEvilOperations 2020-06-10
High quality post in MY DEUXRAMA?? Mods pls sticky
4 Chapose 2020-06-10
Except half of it is false 😑
7 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-10
JRIB coping strikes again 😭
this could have been so good
6 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
Laughing at Seattle "people" isn't coping
4 forcedhammerAlt 2020-06-10
The guy didnt kill himself?
5 Chapose 2020-06-10
Nah, apparently deleted his twitter but reactivated it again already
6 forcedhammerAlt 2020-06-10
damn pretty sure threatening suicide is a abuser thing
2 Chapose 2020-06-10
I mean he didnt even threaten that lol, just made a weak ass 'goodbye everyone'
2 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
updated the post
3 silverpanther17 2020-06-10
What are you talking about? Of course Epstein killed himself.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-06-10
Half? Maybe it's 41% is at most.
3 contentedserf 2020-06-10
We need more since the tranny jannies at drama have y’alled the sub in perpetuity
28 comradegoku 2020-06-10
Anarchists revolutions fail, didnt stalin teach them a lesson in catalonia once
14 Tsar_Nicholas_II 2020-06-10
Clearly once they inevitably get crushed once the cops can be bothered it will be declared not real anarchism.
7 comradegoku 2020-06-10
And the poor souls who lose their lives would be matyrs ofc
7 anongp313 2020-06-10
We did get several great books out of the deal, though
1 comradegoku 2020-06-10
Conquest of bread would work in a perfect society free if imperialism, till then ill stick to Lenin
2 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Rojava was erased overnight.
5 phillabong 2020-06-10
What happened to rojava?
9 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
USA left the area (you know, the guys the anarkiddies called fascists and whatnot) and they had to deal with Turkish forces who don't take kindly to most things (and considered it a den of PKK terrorist).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rojava#Turkish_military_operations_and_occupation
3 mrmarfanman 2020-06-10
Did the Turks actually take Rojava? If anyone is so incompetent as to be unable to defeat anarchists, it would be the Turks.
1 N-Free-Pass 2020-06-10
They actually managed to kick out Russian mercenaries with drones made of, almost literally, mud and sticks lol, as Russian-Syrian top-notch AA can't track those.
1 GourmetImp 2020-06-10
Wait what
1 ksatriamelayu 2020-06-10
Literally what the Turks were doing to the oh-so-advanced Byzantine army in 1067, oh shiit your vaunted Roman scouts can't track my army if we leave all armour behind and hike the other way around lol
2 HitlerSayTransRights 2020-06-10
Good. Fuck those niggas I hope they got decapitated.
2 anuddahuna 2020-06-10
Stalin was in ukraine
Catalonia got cucked by the central gov and franco
1 comradegoku 2020-06-10
Holdomor, more like nazi propaganda 😂
26 professorshilllphd 2020-06-10
I fully support this act of self-determination as long as Seattle authorities make an official border around this new proud state, let everyone in and don't let anyone out.
17 Mellestal 2020-06-10
Make it a national border, have border authority come in, search everyone going in / coming out, passports needed, etc.
Their sign does say "leaving the USA"
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1 AirFell85 2020-06-10
Remember, anyone that joins is denouncing their US citizenship.
1 cjhobbes 2020-06-10
sounds to me like they've seceded from the union. after sherman crushes them, time to ban the antifa flag from everything
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1 MrLongman19 2020-06-10
Ban all immigrants from this area lmao.
23 natethegamingpotato 2020-06-10
You can't make this shit up. I hope they have fun starving
17 xingxhang 2020-06-10
Checks out ✔
3 Oceee 2020-06-10
Checks out ✔
16 mattcaswell 2020-06-10
Can't starve when you eat the rich.
13 natethegamingpotato 2020-06-10
How many rich are in that small little part of Seattle? Maybe they'll have food for about a week let's say 2 tops
13 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-10
Probably far less than that when the electricity gets shut off and all the perishable foods immediately rot. Even if they have a fuckload of granola bars on hand, if the water gets shut off they're all going to dehydrate in a day or two.
9 wutinthehail 2020-06-10
They should shut off the water and all utilities. If they are their own country they should be able to supply all of that themselves.
3 SolLekGaming 2020-06-10
We could sell it to them at a very high cost lmao. a "captive audience" no?
2 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2020-06-10
Have you ever heard of Palestinian authority?
4 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-10
I could teach them how to make jerky out of the rich, it may keep the LOLcows creating entertainment for longer
3 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2020-06-10
Literally 25% of them. It's right where all the restaurants and condos are.
4 -Sulla-Felix- 2020-06-10
The rich live on the other side of the hill from the restaurants and condos on the shores of Lake Washington, if they haven't already fled to Mercer Island or eastside. Cap Hill is just where we store our over-educated service employees and assorted trust fund brats.
2 SolLekGaming 2020-06-10
I'm betting most of the people "occupying" that area fall under that description.
1 beartooth72 2020-06-10
Is Mercer island where the Mercer family is from?
5 CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-06-10
I hope they start eating the white people after the rich run out
5 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-10
The rich people ARE the white people! (plus a few Indians and Chinese)
5 LiltonPie 2020-06-10
Ya man fuck people who are more successful than I am right?
2 mattcaswell 2020-06-10
Yeah! Fuck their superior work ethic!
6 Corirne 2020-06-10
Well you can make it up, because they just did. Doesn’t look like that guy killed himself at all.
1 Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner 2020-06-10
But it is all made up lol
1 natethegamingpotato 2020-06-10
So you're saying no one started a commune in the middle of Seattle and it hasn't failed gloriously after 2 days?
1 Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner 2020-06-10
Yeah they started some shit, but half of the bullet points are falls.
Half that post is about some dude who allegedly killed himself, in reality he just deleted his Twitter lmao
This is such a low effort smear campaign it's ridiculous
22 suicidebyanime 2020-06-10
Don’t tell me Ian is actually involved in this
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12 ForgottenWeapons 2020-06-10
I have nothing to do with this.
13 medBVLL 2020-06-10
God bless you but you really need to tell Karl to stop being such a cuck.
7 suicidebyanime 2020-06-10
Love you Ian
5 fuck_you_marx 2020-06-10
Thank god
2 BussySundae 2020-06-10
HI YES HELLO, IS THIS THE BASED DEPARTMENT?
1 Qwikskoupa69 2020-06-10
Wait its actually gun jesus lmao
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1 noogai131 2020-06-10
Gun Jesus is here to teach us the good word from The Book of Browning.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
You weren't pinged here. So either this thread has been linked from outside, or you're a participant here who was browsing that subreddit? Careful, that's how you get cancelled.
1 dramateer 2020-06-10
God bless, king.
10 IVIaskerade 2020-06-10
Imagine believing an easily shopped image.
8 SlowFatHusky 2020-06-10
It was tweeted last night that the John brown gun club was providing armed security and they were looking for more with guns to join the Chaz. They didn't like it being called Chaz. they didn't say how to select a team.
8 tameikisan 2020-06-10
Why would you expect differently? He’s a massive faggot.
12 EvenMoreDemand 2020-06-10
How so? (other than being involved in this, obviously)
1 wizdumb337 2020-06-10
Watch their other channel
2 space_lawd 2020-06-10
What is the other channel?
3 wizdumb337 2020-06-10
They seem to have taken down the other 2 or so they posted after this one https://youtu.be/-5FKkEF7F3M
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1 FinskiGerman 2020-06-10
That was all what Karl posted, not Ian. Ian has always stayed as apolitical as possible.
3 grabthebanners 2020-06-10
Whhhaaaaaat. I just like his videos 😭
1 Snokhund 2020-06-10
Nah he's fine really, just doesnt like some forms of government all that much i believe. Now Karl on the other hand, there's your massive faggot alright...
1 grabthebanners 2020-06-10
thank goodness i dont wanna be mad at Ian
7 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
He's not. Updated. Was a lie being spread around Chapo
3 Irish618 2020-06-10
I got banned from r/Forgottenweapons by a mod that posts furry porn for posting a screenshot of this post and asking about it.
1 Ejacutastic259 2020-06-10
do tell why he would have anything to do with this nonsense?
1 suicidebyanime 2020-06-10
In the post it used to say he was involved but he wasn’t so op took it out
2 Ejacutastic259 2020-06-10
people have been saying bullshit about Ian being a Communist or whatever bullshit leftist title fits their narrative, I hate to see his name besmirched in such a way.
18 Twink_aficionado 2020-06-10
The first country run by troons and its leader kills itself within a day kek
8 JannesCantBreathe 2020-06-10
Never bet against the 41%
1 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Bet against it like 59% of the time though? That's just probability.
14 Amour_cok 2020-06-10
Lmao they have a whole subreddit dedicated to this thing r/CapHillAutonomousZone
18 IVIaskerade 2020-06-10
Imagine missing out on calling it CapHillAutonomousDivision or the CHAD Settlement
14 OgreTheRainbow_ 2020-06-10
Yeah but now it’s CHAZ and that’s just the gay version of Chad. It’s more fitting this way.
3 ChestBras 2020-06-10
And it's closer to what it'll become, DayZ.
3 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-06-10
A stands for autistic.
5 Amour_cok 2020-06-10
The Virgin side of them couldn’t
5 Skakul 2020-06-10
Looking forward to a documentary from The Internet Historian
4 XirallicBolts 2020-06-10
Whoops, there's no test kits in that zone and the US isn't exporting medical supplies.
14 c21pbng 2020-06-10
this sub has really fallen from glory when you have to mark that your post is actually drama
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15 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-06-10
I mean, r/drama is private right now.
12 1StrokeBust 2020-06-10
R drama is really missing out right now. The mods over there are super retarded
8 Xszal 2020-06-10
They seem to always go private when actual crazy drama shit happens and then open up when nothing’s going on to the warm reception of maybe 3 comments per post, two of them bots.
5 ChestBras 2020-06-10
They always were, you've just started to notice.
-2 Yeetsauce100 2020-06-10
YOU are missing out. As an approvedchad I can tell you that drama is better than it ever has been now that it is private.
The mods are retards though
7 1StrokeBust 2020-06-10
Last time it was private, the aprovedcels came to deaxrama and told us how much it sucks. They told us there were hardly any comments and posts were low quality
Keep coping fag
14 xingxhang 2020-06-10
That pic of him is not safe for humanity 🤮
2 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
Nice tits though.
4 knuckledowntown 2020-06-10
Mommy Shapiro we need you now more than ever
3 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
You have blessing young boi. Come and suckle.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-06-10
Yes mommy
2 niller_kigger 2020-06-10
🤤
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13 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-06-10
mfw
13 freet0 2020-06-10
If they actually guilt the nearby businesses into taking their monopoly money I'm printing out a much as I can and getting some free food before inflating it to hell
6 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Imagine having a retard in your nice shop, offering monopoly money for a bag of food. Would you rather feed the unwashed retard for free, and have it leave the premises, or anger it and risk a tantrum that'll damage your store and at the very least cost you a few customers?
Now imagine your store is surrounded by angry armed retards that are already in full tantrum mode. Better to throw them all the food you have, and give them no reason to step in or burn the place.
6 XirallicBolts 2020-06-10
REEEE BITCOIN IS A VALID CURRENCY
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1 djejcjsjx 2020-06-10
It lets me buy drugs online, more than I can say about USD
2 ChestBras 2020-06-10
Better to close down, empty it, and claim it was full for insurance reasons. You're probably not getting paid anyways.
Then sue BLM for the damages since it's their shitshow.
1 Needbouttreefiddy 2020-06-10
Or let them burn it down, sue the shit out of the city of Seattle and move to the mountains, buy guns and hide out from the cities full of fucksticks?
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-06-10
Collect the insurance money to fund your retirement.
5 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
It's probably in their interest to burn the place down and blame it on the rioters to get the insurance money
6 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Jewish_lightning
9 PokemonSeb 2020-06-10
How has that survived two years? Hilarious
1 SiPhoenix 2020-06-10
Because it's not seen by many likely. Also cause the left is more anti-semitic then they care to admit
1 LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue 2020-06-10
Beautiful idea. Collect insurance while burning commies alive? American dream is alive and well.
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11 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
He ain't dead.
7 SlowFatHusky 2020-06-10
He did get called out by commie mommie girl friend for abuse on Twitter.
6 Ekos640 2020-06-10
And then attention-whored a 'FINE I'M JUST GOING TO KILL MYSELF THEN! REEEEEEEEEEEE'
11 Milelongcock 2020-06-10
They got Gun-Fucking-Jesus damn you can’t make this shit up
25 ForgottenWeapons 2020-06-10
You can apparently make it up. I have nothing to do with this.
18 Tallywhacker6969 2020-06-10
Is that Gun Jesus himself in Deuxrama? This year is full of surprises, most of which have been shitty, but this is hilarious
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16 foureyednickfury 2020-06-10
Cope
14 diggity_md 2020-06-10
Unironically
11 Msmit71 2020-06-10
It never even began for brainlet dramacels
8 anuddahuna 2020-06-10
Look at me
I am the drama sub now
11 foureyednickfury 2020-06-10
And no pinging was required this time!
Someone mod him
9 xTraceOn 2020-06-10
Oh shit it's actually you. I randomly clicked on one of your videos a few weeks ago and been binge watching ever since. I hope you do some more homemade firearms!
9 loli_esports 2020-06-10
lmaooooooo
7 Milelongcock 2020-06-10
I figured that was a little out of left field but honestly the world is a crazy place nowadays. Love the work you do. I could watch you review South African guns all day.
8 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-06-10
Nah, give me more handmade Chinese mystery pistols any day.
6 cumhugs 2020-06-10
Sup Ian. Love your work.
4 hadrian_trump 2020-06-10
Can you do an ep on those Bakelite prototype Soviet bullpups? I know the common conclusion is that they’re just style designs without any mechanical components or w/e but I swear I’ve found diagrams of their mechanism online
3 SweatDrinker 2020-06-10
An absolute honor
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-06-10
Thanks for your videos on the CETME-L build you put on inrangeTV! Im using them for my current CETME-L build (thats taking way too long to finish).
9 IVIaskerade 2020-06-10
You literally can, since gun jesus being part of them is made up.
3 Milelongcock 2020-06-10
I hope so. Ian is my favorite youtube channel.
6 bsmac45 2020-06-10
Is there any proof of this?
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9 swagdaddy1234t 2020-06-10
He isnt dead
9 Mellow__Martian 2020-06-10
🤡🌎
2 IVIaskerade 2020-06-10
Well, 🤡🏢
9 stanczyk9 2020-06-10
This whole thing reads like satire, and I still don’t believe that it is serious.
8 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
It's real. Still not serious though.
9 stanczyk9 2020-06-10
Well said Carl
1 P__Squared 2020-06-10
Yeah, I don’t know where the real-life story ends and the jokes begin.
8 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-10
Tbh I'm glad my grandmother died last year so she didn't have to see what's happening to this country
8 fartybucketface 2020-06-10
That dude has BPD out the wazoo. Turns admitting he’s abusive in to a self victimhood pity party.
7 hfxB0oyA 2020-06-10
Is it me, or has retardation ramped up to lightspeed in the last few months?
1 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Nah it was always there. It's just that the tard wranglers got defunded and these people are out on the streets now.
6 insertjjs 2020-06-10
So it seems this "Capital Hill Autonomous Zone" meets the textbook definition being in a state of insurrection. So when will troops from Joint Base Lewis-McChord arrive?
6 Redactor0 2020-06-10
The traffic on I-5 around there is so bad, I wouldn't hold your breath.
6 247_Make_It_So 2020-06-10
I say install the cameras all around this place. It will be a fantastic case study and very entertaining to watch.
6 JwPATX 2020-06-10
Are they going to provide their own electricity and water too? Trash collection?
2 wizdumb337 2020-06-10
I was watching a livestream of it about 8 hours ago and they rolled out 5 cans and off the screen to the upper right side so I guess they are being Canadian and sending their trash to foreign soil.
5 SnapshillBot 2020-06-10
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13 blue_neck69 2020-06-10
R/consumerproduct has essentially evolved into people sharing their home gardens.
8 LindseyGrahamRanch 2020-06-10
It's actually pretty based that they took their own advice and started posting pics of gardens and chicken coops.
7 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-06-10
CONSUME EGG
5 Tsar_Nicholas_II 2020-06-10
Man this makes the Paris Commune look like the Roman Empire.
1 eatdapoopoo98 2020-06-10
Atleast they had tanks and shit.
2 RusIsrCanShill 2020-06-10
TIL 19th century Parisians had tanks.
1 eatdapoopoo98 2020-06-10
Sonny meant canons.
1 P__Squared 2020-06-10
Why do I have a feeling that the CHAZers would put up much less of a fight than the communards when the army rolls in.
1 Qwikskoupa69 2020-06-10
The nearest police station could send 10 of their recruits and this thing would be over in 30 minutes
5 JLebowsking 2020-06-10
Damn it feels good.
Remember, Vote Blue !
5 ChugaMhuga 2020-06-10
Is rural America not better for such enterprises lol? Like urban environments are the worst place to secede from.
This will be over quickly.
3 Lopez_Is_Life 2020-06-10
For real. Trannies won't start a revolution. You have to buy hundreds of acres of land in a flyover state and start your own compound that trains rural farmers and factory workers in urban warfare and how to make bombs (in Minecraft)
5 ChestBras 2020-06-10
Brah, if they're being blockaded, the gliders will be shot down.
Remember occupy wall street, and how it ended up the same as San Francisco tent shit city? Different election year, same shit.
2 Richy_T 2020-06-10
Nah, you need to let the gliders run so you can sneak Snake Plissken in on one.
How would they get the gliders out again? Do they have an endless supply? Do they know how low the carrying capacity of a glider is?
Seriously though, if it came to where they were needing to shoot gliders down, they'd just send the troops in and it would all be over in 20 minutes.
5 veachh 2020-06-10
this is beyond hilarious i am absolutely looking forward to this
4 moush 2020-06-10
yikes if forgotten guns guy is a part of this. Gunnuts are almost universally based so he's fucked
3 UnalignedRando 2020-06-10
Gun nuts still like him, but they know his politics. He makes great content so it's not like anyone is out to cancel him.
His youtube comment sections and Reddit AMAs after videos on Rhodesian and South African guns were a mess though (he now deactivates comments on those videos). He already got pissed of because of the comments on his nazi gun videos.
2 SlapMuhFro 2020-06-10
We're capable of separating the politics from the product. I know we don't align politically, but I don't watch him for politics. I don't think anyone watches him for politics to be fair.
1 PokemonSeb 2020-06-10
This is really going to bootyblast his audience.
3 wizdumb337 2020-06-10
They've posted a few ACAB videos on their other channels in the last few weeks so it's getting out in the GN community already
4 Alconium 2020-06-10
First rule of business. Don't involve your politics unless you're business is in politics.
1 CEOofCapitalism1776 2020-06-10
Ian is a part of this?
1 UnheardIdentity 2020-06-10
No.
4 Great_Handkerchief 2020-06-10
I think they all secretly want Donnie to be re-elected and the 22nd amendment rescinded hahahaha. This is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 SperglockHolmes 2020-06-10
19th first!
4 SeethenCope 2020-06-10
but they will be making irate phone calls to the state when their EBT cards stop working.
4 excrement_ 2020-06-10
This is the single funniest thing to happen all year. Mother of God
4 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-06-10
Neither the SRA nor the NRA mobilize troops. They are gun advocacy groups.
4 eternalgnome 2020-06-10
I'd pay money to see a drone with livestream go around lol
4 Fayeed_Nanna 2020-06-10
What happened to all the people who already lived there? Did they get kicked out of their homes? Did they put up a fight? Pretty sure even in liberal states you can mow down people invading your home.
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3 SheikhYusufStalin 2020-06-10
Anarchomastia is not the leader and she is still alive
https://twitter.com/DiogenesJoe42/status/1270563699489755136?s=20
5 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
"she"
1 veachh 2020-06-10
how tf this troid even made himself the "leader"? you mean out of 200 people this is what they came up with?
1 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
Left-wing activist 1958: Mobbed up blue-collar union guy
Left-wing activist 2020:
3 Poldertuig 2020-06-10
FYI, Ian McCollum explicitly mentioned that he is not a socialist in a response to earlier claims that he was part of an antifa network in his area. So I highly doubt that that point is accurate.
The person that gave you that information probably presumed that he in fact was part of that network, and that he would probably participate in this as well. Likely incorrect.
3 ninjastarforcex 2020-06-10
L fucking MAO
3 anuddahuna 2020-06-10
Peak leftie infighting
Fighting within your own body
3 scott_hunts 2020-06-10
Does this mean I can call my friends on the phone and invade them as volunteers for the US?
Also they said the boog bois were on their side, but they aren’t. Hawaiian shirts hate commies.
3 smileheaven 2020-06-10
leftism is a threat to humanity
3 N-Free-Pass 2020-06-10
This is the funniest shit I've seen this year so far. This actually feels good lol
3 SLITEYEDVIRGIN 2020-06-10
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
3 Tyestor 2020-06-10
Is this the revolution?
2 BreadHater69 2020-06-10
Uncle Ted would be proud
18 tameikisan 2020-06-10
Ted would hate these people.
8 Downthisfatdickbb 2020-06-10
Absolutely. It baffles me that Uncle Ted is mentioned and talked about a lot in this sub, but no one even knows what he believed in. Probably around 5% of us actually read his shit.
People always bring up his hate for the far left but forgets he thought conservatives were dumb as fuck too (sorry rightoids and libtards).
“The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can’t make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.”
3 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-06-10
How is it possible for one man to be so based? 😏
1 Msmit71 2020-06-10
Undeniably correct
2 D_Legare 2020-06-10
Someone convince all these people aren't government plants designed to ruin any possibility of an actual revolution. Please.
Every day I grow closer and closer to schizo-posting.
1 P__Squared 2020-06-10
I think they may actually be a plot to restore popular support for police brutality. Keep this up for a few weeks and Americans will be eager to see these guys get tear-gassed and tazed.
2 grabthebanners 2020-06-10
Can't I just go shoot those guys? Are they invading my country
2 most_slotted_floppy 2020-06-10
Ian or Karl?
2 Horsefarts_inmouth 2020-06-10
Seattle is fucking badass
2 wizdumb337 2020-06-10
"cop free zone"...🤔
I wonder if the pagan motor cycle club is aware of this yet?
2 DanteVSTheWorld 2020-06-10
So communists suffer from a mental illness? Who'd have thought.
And serious question, why hasn't the military just gone in there and kicked out thse college aged little bitches?
3 Richy_T 2020-06-10
Same reason you don't kick a toddler when it's having a tantrum.
1 bananagang123 2020-06-10
Nobody takes these LARPers seriously enough to waste military dollars on them lmao
2 arealbigboss 2020-06-10
Seattle should “embargo” them and let nobody in or out. Let that marinate for a month and we’ll see how they end up.
2 yocrappacrappa 2020-06-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
2 CEOofCapitalism1776 2020-06-10
Didn’t we have a civil war over this 160 years ago? Looks like it’s time to save the union once again
2 anarchir 2020-06-10
Thats not "loan sharking" thats extortion in the form of a protection racket.
2 s7oc7on 2020-06-10
Someone should drive a car by blasting machine gun sounds at night just to keep them frosty
2 Baxter0331 2020-06-10
If there was ever a reason to have another Waco Siege...
1 Dynamite2281 2020-06-10
Waco was a threat
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A bunch of rich urbanite leftoids isn't a threat
2 AnySIMPERS 2020-06-10
Tell me when the US military comes in and kills them all
2 DudeManFoo 2020-06-10
So cute!!!
2 heythisis-myusername 2020-06-10
It's not an "Autonomous Zone" if you're not self sufficient and all you do is make demands of outside parties to give you what you need.
You're just commie ISIS at this point.
2 Dunban_213 2020-06-10
This so entertaining !
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1 UC272 2020-06-10
In their defense, people have been shitting in the streets for awhile now.... Since they decided to ignore the heroin/meth issue, not arrest users, and give out free needles.
1 Trypophobian_exe 2020-06-10
How do you know the sigh themselves??? I want to see that shit
1 3and20characht-rss 2020-06-10
Document this as heavily as possible. I can't wait to read the ED page about this disaster
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1 Meet-n-Fuck-Games 2020-06-10
would
1 StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2020-06-10
'We are autonomous! Give me a cigarette, you fascist!'
1 jewdanksdad 2020-06-10
Your picture links are broken you dumb shit
1 PokemonSeb 2020-06-10
Gun Jesus is going to be in trouble with his redneck audience.
1 XirallicBolts 2020-06-10
God I can't keep up with these shenanigans. It's honestly hard to believe all this is really happening -- I'm stuck in iowa for work and it's just a bunch of friggen corn fields.
End of the day though, I'd rather feel safe and play fallout than actually worry about protests in the neighborhood
1 Admiral-Autismo 2020-06-10
Top kel
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Is the soyicide real?
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1 che-ez 2020-06-10
WILL SEATTLE EVER RECOVER
1 MrBanana32K 2020-06-10
No worries, Corona-chan will solve this issue in a few weeks
1 HanstheHanz 2020-06-10
Litteraly back to the third World
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what a surprise
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1 TomatoPoodle 2020-06-10
This is fucking hilarious
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1 ohbarf 2020-06-10
It's a parody of communism. On one hand I want this gone. On the other hand this is such a hilarious disaster that I want to see what happens next. Maybe they'll actually try to build gliders. They can call it TWA and recycle the name. Please, please do this.
I guess this means "protester" is now another word for "beggar"?
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-06-10
Holy shit this is hilarious lmao
1 Khalifah_Romulus 2020-06-10
r/invadechaz
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1 DrMcNulty 2020-06-10
This is an episode of Family Guy playing out in real life.
1 Barack_Lesnar 2020-06-10
All of these fucks talk shit about people sporting Confederate flags for being traitors. So what now? How do we punish treason?
1 ThatZaliaSGuy 2020-06-10
*Cinematic music begins playing lightly
*Division 3 Title fades into scene
1 yukongold44 2020-06-10
I personally was looking forward to the lefties realizing their own impurity and committing honorable seppuku.
1 rayfinder 2020-06-10
wow i feel sorry for the people falling for this bullshit
1 P__Squared 2020-06-10
I was sad to see that the city of Seattle is providing them with porta-pots. I'd hoped that the CHAZers would have to live in their own excrement but I guess a cholera outbreak in the middle of a major American city would be problematic.
2 blue_neck69 2020-06-10
If people didn't live there they'd let them live in their own excrement
1 PlasticXoomer 2020-06-10
Who wants to go drone hunting?
1 PlasticXoomer 2020-06-10
Can't wait to see Chazville get shocked and awed
1 fuckboystrikesagain 2020-06-10
I was just at the CHAZ, and it's chill as fuck, none of the crazy shit people are talking about is actually happening.
1 HotLikeHiei 2020-06-10
American leftists 🤝 Evangelical cults
gathering militias and trying to secede from the rest of society for no reason
1 MrLongman19 2020-06-10
If 2020 ain't dystopian as hell, I don't know what is.
1 ro0te 2020-06-10
a warlord?? holy shit that's amazing
1 operabass93 2020-06-10
It just keeps getting better and better.
1 operabass93 2020-06-10
My fucking sides! I'm legitimately crying from laughing so hard.
1 chinklivesmatter 2020-06-10
Raz sounds like the chad prez from Idiocracy.
1 sometimesshitposting 2020-06-10
perhaps not the best timeline, but truly the funniest and most absurd one
0 hadrian_trump 2020-06-10
WHY DO I HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH THESE PEOPLE?
MODERN SOCIALISM IS DEAD
I’M GOING TO FEDPOST IM GOING TO FEDPOST IM GOING TO FEDPOST
THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-1 The-Dank-Tower 2020-06-10
It’s hilarious if you think any of this shit is accurate info. Like half of this can be debunked in 30 seconds.
Y’all are a bunch of stupid cucks
6 JLebowsking 2020-06-10
Dilate
3 Joe_Rogan_is_bae 2020-06-10
chapoid cope
-11 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-06-10
Fake.
Chapo front page has nothing about him killing himself or shitting in streets. You said it was all over their front page.
Ban this lying fuck.
But basically a bunch of fairy socialists have done what generations of libertarian kiddie lovers couldn’t. The enlightened centrist in me is impressed. Based
14 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-06-10
dilate
5 AutoModerator 2020-06-10
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2 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-06-10
seethe
4 Israel-Did_9-11 2020-06-10
k
1 el_beso_negro 2020-06-10
Anyone else would eventually get Waco'ed. Essentially this is a children's playground implicitly sanctioned by Seattle's libshit mayor.