Cool story, bro

Snapshots:

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Inb4 totes

Trains are dumb.

What the fuck is with your weird obsession with me? I haven't spoken a word to you in like 6 months, but every time I say anything that you can (badly) stretch to make sound interesting (which it isn't) you make a shitty post about it here and sticky it.

i have a train fetish and talking to you gets me off

r/nocontext comment of the year

And I never get to lay back

‘Cause I always got to worry 'bout the payback

Some buck that I roughed up way back

Coming back after all these years

Strat-a-dat-dat-dat-dat

That's the way its is

Yeah, she should've just created a subreddit in which she posts every comment she doesn't like. You know, like a normal person.

o fuk

got'em

FIRE

but on a more serious note i literally have no idea what you're talking about

out of all my submissions here ever, i think only one focuses on you?

Your only post to this subreddit on one of your other accounts was about me

This post where I literally wasn't part of the conversation at all but you decided to include my username and the one boring line I said in the middle of it in your summary

Then there are all the comments where you bring me up out of nowhere, that I don't care anywhere near enough to go dig up, but other than Prince_Kropotkin's post yesterday you've literally written every single post that's about me, the only other search results are either written by me or someone just mentioning that I gave them the link to something.

Okay, two posts. Amazing. I think you saying

every time I say anything that you can (badly) stretch to make sound interesting (which it isn't) you make a shitty post about it here and sticky it.

is still a stretch lol

other than Prince_Kropotkin's post yesterday you've literally written every single post that's about me, the only other search results are either written by me or someone just mentioning that I gave them the link to something.

it's ironic that you say that anyways, considering that when *you* don't like some posters in drama you decided to make and spam an entire subreddit with links to them saying like anything

and even more ironic is that this sub is dedicated to making of people we think are cringey and you do just fine with that, but the second it's flipped onto you you get all "woah do you have an obsession with me???" like mocking people we don't like is something unique to this subreddit

I think this is long overdue to be honest.

Hey /u/hypnozooid is it true that you're stalking /u/stratodaster in real life? They've mentioned before being concerned about it and I'd just like to get all the cards out on the table.

Have fun both of you.

I'm not sure how long you've been hanging around this sub but Hypno linking posts to random subreddits he created has been a longtime /r/drama tradition

It goes all the way back to /r/BOOCisacuck which sadly died when that account went inactive

Was /u/BoOC some mod's alt? I remember the comment quality really dropped at the end of his lifetime and I coudn't bring myself to upvote him anymore.

I think so, and I heard the sub was passed to someone else who forgot the password or something lol

Ignoring the basic math error, I don't give a shit about being linked here, link me all you want, you can even sticky a link directly to my user page if it'll make you happy, it's just kind of weird that you seem to think everything I do is such a big deal.

Why'd you delete toiracse's comment about how you've been claiming I'm stalking you IRL? (archive of it being removed)

I was the one who removed it you fucking spaz.

Why did you remove it then?

Cuz

hypno is going off the deep end lmao

it's just kind of weird that you seem to think everything I do is such a big deal.

Again though, I clearly don't, I don't understand how you draw that conclusion from a few posts months apart but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Why'd you delete toiracse's comment about how you've been claiming I'm stalking you IRL?

i didn't, su did

TL;DR: Type in ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ for proper formatting

Actual reply:

For the

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

like you were trying for you need three backslashes, so it should look like this when you type it out

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ 

which will turn out like this

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The reason for this is that the underscore character (this one _ ) is used to italicize words just like an asterisk does (this guy * ). Since the "face" of the emoticon has an underscore on each side it naturally wants to italicize the "face" (this guy (ツ) ). The backslash is reddit's escape character (basically a character used to say that you don't want to use a special character in order to format, but rather you just want it to display). So your first "\_" is just saying "hey, I don't want to italicize (ツ)" so it keeps the underscore but gets rid of the backslash since it's just an escape character. After this you still want the arm, so you have to add two more backslashes (two, not one, since backslash is an escape character, so you need an escape character for your escape character to display--confusing, I know). Anyways, I guess that's my lesson for the day on reddit formatting lol

CAUTION: Probably very boring edit as to why you don't need to escape the second underscore, read only if you're super bored or need to fall asleep.

Edit: The reason you only need an escape character for the first underscore and not the second is because the second underscore (which doesn't have an escape character) doesn't have another underscore with which to italicize. Reddit's formatting works in that you need a special character to indicate how you want to format text, then you put the text you want to format, then you put the character again. For example, you would type _italicize_ or *italicize* in order to get italicize. Since we put an escape character we have \_italicize_ and don't need to escape the second underscore since there's not another non-escaped underscore with which to italicize something in between them. So technically you could have written ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ but you don't need to since there's not a second non-escaped underscore. You would need to escape the second underscore if you planned on using another underscore in the same line (but not if you used a line break, aka pressed enter twice). If you used an asterisk later though on the same line it would not work with the non-escaped underscore to italicize. To show you this, you can type _italicize* and it should not be italicized.

Who's a good bot? You are! Yes you are!

Right? Effortposting boys, what a time to be alive.

that last paragraph is really the icing on the cake

Also, don't fucking repost comments that we've removed

i dont think youre negging properly fam

http://i.imgur.com/ut01y9p.gif

Hypno if you were an animal would you be a Raccoon or a Possum?

Do you have a source for that gif? Did the raccoon or the possum win?

Also, what movie is that bottom image from? I don't think I've seen it.

Do you have a source for that gif? Did the raccoon or the possum win?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjChbYf2y5E

Possums are America's Panda, they're fucking retarded, walk loudly, try to intimidate and won't even run off fast when you spook one.

They either act like they don't see you or actually don't notice you because they are oblivious.

Raccons win fights with dogs by tear up the ears and try to rape the deadliest animal in America.

It's not even close.

Also, what movie is that bottom image from? I don't think I've seen it.

http://i.imgur.com/5W7SDr9.mp4

It's from the 2014 Godzilla Movie, I'm a huge 'Zilla fan and I loved it.

http://i.imgur.com/3BCPYJL.jpg

Thanks!

Raccoons win fights with dogs by tearing up the ears and try to rape the deadliest animal in America.

What is the deadliest animal in America that raccoons try to rape? I've never heard of these raping raccoons.

http://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

Cats, they'll fight with em, try to screw 'em, hang out with them.

http://www.macroevolution.net/cat-raccoon-hybrids.html

(The guy was probably led on by a Joke on a city person by a guy with a Maine Coon type cat)

Possum, racoons are cute.

If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea who you are!

he'll get grounded from the internet soon enough. just give it time.

It should be a rule that minors in this sub must be accompanied by an adult

Good thing I am an adult ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok Milo

SOMEONE IS MAD

It sure isn't you, popping up everywhere he's mentioned. Whining about how "they" save stuff and happen to have a knack for remembering things. Don't gloat too much, Crockpotkin. 😂

Uhh, this thread isn't about me, I found it because it's stickiest on top of the sub. lol

Reading comprehension: D-

hypno isn't going to leave you his collection of weird porn when he deletes his account you know

You don't know that. He might.

But I would hardly call one comment "defending him so hard". If he's mad, you're mad too. It's nothing to crow about.

"no ur mad"

Not quite. Again, the reading comp is lacking here. I said both of you are mad.

Unlike you, hypno doesn't delete accounts.

Hey I deleted like one account, whatever. Anyway hypno has been getting more and more mad so ya never know.

Ain't gonna happen, Jack.

Might happen, Wac.

Please call me KK, my one true name. I'll make a wager though. You'll delete your account before hypno does his. Six months of plebbit gould.

Well, my real name isn't Jack either.

This bet has to time out at some point though. Say two years. If nobody deletes by then then nobody wins.

Deal! Also buy me a beer rn bc I need a drink. I'll get you next shitpost.

do u accept bitcoin my good sir

Of course!

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more like this except he's a cumskin

this is negative and precocious behavior for a child

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Um, /u/bleasehalb, what the fuck you on about? What bot was bullied? Seems the only bot abuse here is you overworking poor Totes for no reason. What are we missing?

Anyway, I hate for the tin furry people to come here for no reason, so I'll give them something for their troubles. Hey /u/srscreenshot, bleachbit yourself you fucking dykebot!!!

OP kys. Seriously, not the joke type kys. kys as in Kurt Cobain deepthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger kys. We'll start a gofundme for your cats, provided you kys. Please kys.

Kurt Cobain was an inside job

O yeah, I member reading that. In that case, do you know how to reach Courtney Love to invite her to shove a shotgun in op's mouth and pull the trigger?

Well, definitely didn't need to see that.

Can't you both just get along?! I don't know which side I am supposed to insult.

They both should drop all pretenses and fuck each other already.

O.O

Hatefucking can be just as cathartic as lovemaking, right Wac?

i just think we need to wait a year or so, milo

Sometimes I forget we let kids in here...and that hypno's not one of them.

Don't ask him about his sexual preferences unless you wanna end up in a pizzagate independent investigation... u/wacnews_the_white is a YUGE cheese pizza fan, famalam

I wouldn't know.

I mean, I chose to forget.

OP, hop off of hypnozooiffgfdfgh's dick

I know that you tagged it nsfw but I would also have liked an additional descriptive tag like [PS Titan you won't enjoy seeing this]

Honestly, without the fence that's not a bad butt.