Jed Whitaker wrote an article for Vice about shoving a Nintendo Switch controller up his ass

83  2017-03-08 by HadakaApron

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It's a fist. A flippin' fist. I thought it would be an oddly shape console but...

Where do I buy one?

mayocide now

lol you got gold for this comment?

he deserves it

haha what the fuck

Jew gold obviously

Is there any other kind?

it's proud and brave comment to make on /r/drama

srdinocide now

Nu males 😂

Huh.

someone got paid a living wage to write this while most westerners toil for pennies at a soulless 9-5

someone got paid more to write this than a laborer in bangladesh makes in a year

On the bright side, they didn't have to shove a joy-con up their arse and write for Vice.

there are countless trolls and bloggers who write much more degenerate shit for free

Well of course, doesn't negate the fact that someone got paid for this tho

doesn't it make you want to overthrow the bourgeoisie?

It's always there for you, snally.

420 gas the fatcats class war NOW

someone got paid a living wage to write this

The dude was getting $12 on patreon for months and was so embarrassed that he took it down because people were making fun of him for failing so spectacularly. He's not earning a living wage for sure.

Also he did this https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/826537923382169600/video/1

Hey man, no shame in that. $12 is $12

Doesn't that give you a lot of hope that you'll "make it"?

I try to look at it this way, makes me less depressed.

FIST ME DADDY

B U S S Y

All I see is a photo of a controller in a condom. No proof he did shoved anything up his ass. Weak sauce, shitty gonzo journalist!

Shot, at least the Rez vibrator reviewer took a pic of it on her panties.

Vice in a nutshell.

Seriously though, what the fuck is the deal with hipsters and anal fixation? Does having a pathological obsession with the human anus cause being a hipster, or the other way around?

2015 + 2

not enjoying having your bussy stretched

Can I tell you a secret?

They are faggots.

Truly a bastion of journalistic integrity

Dennis wife is fine as fuck

wow i didnt get that joke until you put it into gif form thanks

The real question is, is it worth getting a Nintendo switch just to play Zelda?