Would have been a good one off quip around election time. But I agree, whack, forced, completely irrelevant in today's context, doesn't even reference Jews. 5/7.
So much of Trump's campaign and appeal to his acolytes is "I say real things that hurt the delicate fee-fees of politically correct weiners!". Admitting they have equally thin skins would damage their credibility.
See, I think about weird stuff. Like, what would happen if E.T. and Mr. T had a baby? Heh, well, you'd get Mr. E.T., wouldn't you? And you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this: "I pity the fool who doesn't phone home."
It's something that never ceases to surprise me, whether it's the shit on that sub or most every time I try a Netflix special of a stand-up comedian I don't know.
Most are shit. You'd think that people who choose to make a career out of being funny would have better jokes. There's a major gap between 'the legends' (Pryor and Chapelle for instance) and the rest.
It is the way the new comedians ham it up. I get it they are there to entertain but there is this sense of smarminess, it is hard to explain. Burr and Chapelle seem to be just regular funny guys telling stories, while the others stop after the "punchline" with like a shit eating grin.
Thats why always liked Dave Attell. Doesn't seem like a guy up his own ass
Rachel Maddow showed that Trump paid his fair share of taxes in 2005. This is way better than what I did, which was send the IRS a letter saying, "My body is a temple, therefore I'm a tax-exempt institution."
WikiLeaks released proof that the CIA is spying on us. This is a gross invasion of privacy, but on the bright side, it means someone may actually be listening to my Transformers erotica podcast.
I feel like, if there isn't one already, there should be a troll campaign to "Garrisonize" Nat Baimel's retarded standupshots posts. Like have him there making the same dumbass expression and gesture but the joke is some shit about race science or sterilizing white men or something.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-17
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n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
CUCKS CHOP OFF YOUR OWN BALLS
n/a MG87 2017-03-17
You first.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-17
as if he wasnt neutered at birth
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
PARENTAL TRANS-CASTRATION HAS NOT YET BEEN INFLICTED ON NEWBORNS BY GLOBALIST DEGENERATES
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-17
nothing to do with being trans lol, just to stop you accidentally procreating
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
WESTERN LIBERALS WERE NOT YET ATTEMPTING TO GENOCIDE THEMSELVES AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
CUCKS WISH TO NORMALIZE THEIR DEGENERACY
n/a cycophuk 2017-03-17
That wasn't a funny joke at all, so I can see why they are saying that.
n/a HATES_LEFTIST_FUCKS 2017-03-17
Would have been a good one off quip around election time. But I agree, whack, forced, completely irrelevant in today's context, doesn't even reference Jews. 5/7.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-17
The whiny reaction is funnier than the joke. "THE BAD MAN HURT DADDY!"
n/a 444455555666666 2017-03-17
why cant any of them be honest and just say they're butthurt their political opinions are being made fun of instead of the retarded rationalizing
n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-17
So much of Trump's campaign and appeal to his acolytes is "I say real things that hurt the delicate fee-fees of politically correct weiners!". Admitting they have equally thin skins would damage their credibility.
n/a opi 2017-03-17
I'm really happy that it came to South Park (((neutrals))) in three threads. Shows people still care! Not enough to kts, tho
n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-17
See, I think about weird stuff. Like, what would happen if E.T. and Mr. T had a baby? Heh, well, you'd get Mr. E.T., wouldn't you? And you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this: "I pity the fool who doesn't phone home."
n/a BurgerLaowai 2017-03-17
He could do commercials for MCI long distance
n/a wowbagger88 2017-03-17
Oof. And that reply from the mod.
The OP may be unfunny, but it's a criminally unfunny sub. Go to the top all time posts and just shotgun through them. They're terrible.
It's a safe space for shitty comedians.
n/a satanismyhomeboy 2017-03-17
It's something that never ceases to surprise me, whether it's the shit on that sub or most every time I try a Netflix special of a stand-up comedian I don't know.
Most are shit. You'd think that people who choose to make a career out of being funny would have better jokes. There's a major gap between 'the legends' (Pryor and Chapelle for instance) and the rest.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-03-17
It is the way the new comedians ham it up. I get it they are there to entertain but there is this sense of smarminess, it is hard to explain. Burr and Chapelle seem to be just regular funny guys telling stories, while the others stop after the "punchline" with like a shit eating grin.
Thats why always liked Dave Attell. Doesn't seem like a guy up his own ass
n/a Kodiak_Marmoset 2017-03-17
I loved watching Insomniac back in the day. The theme song still gets stuck in my head on in a while.
n/a botacct22 2017-03-17
Netflix just produces shit comedy specials, even Burr and Gaffigan weren't funny when they went on Netflix. (Here's hoping Chappelle doesn't suck)
n/a baaaaby 2017-03-17
i think he does bot tho. why else would his posts get more popular then everyone elses so consistently when thet all make the same jokes
n/a BurgerLaowai 2017-03-17
/r/standupshots is comedy cancer
n/a RollTide09 2017-03-17
Ah, standupshots. The first and one of the only subreddits I've ever had to filter for being so shit.
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-03-17
Jesus Christ that's a terrible joke.
n/a glmox 2017-03-17
nuke california
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
Please. Kill us. Save yourselves.
n/a glmox 2017-03-17
it all makes sense now
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
No argument here.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-17
C'mon, u/NatBaimel, the only good joke here is how you are consistently showing your peen to small children in hopes of getting a date.
n/a MG87 2017-03-17
I had a shirt like that when I was 5.
n/a ninjaofpatience 2017-03-17
lol I'm banned from there. The head mod kept messaging me then blocked and banned me because I kept calling him crazy.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-03-17
I feel like, if there isn't one already, there should be a troll campaign to "Garrisonize" Nat Baimel's retarded standupshots posts. Like have him there making the same dumbass expression and gesture but the joke is some shit about race science or sterilizing white men or something.
n/a botacct22 2017-03-17
Nat "Turner did nothing wrong" Baimel
n/a EvanHarper 2017-03-17
Turner Diaries turner or Nat Turner turner?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-17
I think this guy is a psy-ops plant to redpill everyone.
n/a botacct22 2017-03-17
No that was PewDiePie and Jontron
n/a rnjbond 2017-03-17
To be fair, the massive amount of up votes don't gel with the comments which are mostly critical of how tired and stale this joke is.