The story as old as time: girl meets Discord, Discord meets girl. They do not go for long walks on the beach because that's ableism. Soon, tragedy strikes. What was once love turns into screeching.
201 113 comments 2019-02-28 opi in r/drama
Entire thread of people "yikes!"ing at the fact that rich and popular guy can date young women, who clearly have no agency and should be probably study the good book at monastery, not living off rich daddy.
189 136 comments 2019-03-11 opi in r/drama
True Facts about Tinder are posted on a nazi website. The twitterati advise man to do better, sweaty.
182 278 comments 2019-03-13 opi in r/drama
The subreddit for audiobook listeners, r/books, notices a book that has no wizards, cries itself into a coma.
173 121 comments 2019-02-22 opi in r/drama
The bait is thrown in r/starterpacks, the Nazi-Europeans and Cholesterol-Americans have at it.
125 181 comments 2018-06-10 opi in r/drama
Finally the last problem haunting the world has been solved by your favorite corporation. The followers are paralyzed by the Poe's law. 💩
115 131 comments 2018-06-06 opi in r/drama
Finally, a scientific proof that boys are stupid and it's super OK to throw rocks at them. Toxic bussynality is also discussed.
98 70 comments 2018-06-26 opi in r/drama
Rock Paper Gender, a well known website, puts a Shotgun to its head. Commenters pulls the trigger.
71 36 comments 2017-04-21 opi in r/drama
A champagne socialist, Penny, stand to close to drama moderator, now she's a witch. The purity has been restored.
69 34 comments 2017-02-04 opi in r/drama
One person is gender critical in a "Trans Twitter Starterpak". They cut his dick off.
61 136 comments 2018-03-23 opi in r/drama
Drama moderator casts the 🎣
56 18 comments 2019-03-08 opi in r/drama
Fully automated space guillotines are good enough for determining guilt. If the blade falls and your head is separated from your neck, you've been found guilty by the court of gravity. Lawyers need no apply.
52 13 comments 2019-02-27 opi in r/drama
Finally, current year is the year of Linux on desktop. Also: get owned by kernel gamergate, bitch.
50 33 comments 2018-09-24 opi in r/drama
The "explainer" on Marxism is posted to r/philosophy and all disagreements are pondered and accepted on evidence weight alone
47 49 comments 2018-06-03 opi in r/drama
The perpetually offended are offended by w-slur "people" laying a claim to a made up bullshit. Segregation now, segregation forever, but woke.
45 26 comments 2019-04-01 opi in r/drama
An absolute mong is having an upper-case-lower-case meltdown when people on r/anticonsumerism don't want to go back to shitting in woods and eating berries
44 11 comments 2019-10-01 opi in r/deuxrama
I was once told by a fisherman about mythical bait that would lure all the sea creatures from the dark depths. Today, the myth became a truth
39 3 comments 2019-03-02 opi in r/drama
Unpersoning JavaScript developers should be in a constitution.
38 24 comments 2018-07-03 opi in r/drama
Are gaaaaaamers innocent? «No!» says one reddit user.
35 12 comments 2019-02-19 opi in r/drama
A dying child is posted to a sub suffixed with "porn", people quickly turn on their whataboutism translators.
35 5 comments 2019-03-10 opi in r/drama
It is known that jet fuel can't melt professor's hearth or r/documentary has a post about School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Evergreen [u voldemorts now]
32 11 comments 2018-06-23 opi in r/drama
A grill uncovers the truth about slumber parties, the feeeeeemales want to cover up the true and honest facts.
27 4 comments 2019-11-04 opi in r/deuxrama
A user says that people should read another book in so many words.
27 23 comments 2017-08-11 opi in r/drama
A subforum room on reddit dedicated to picture stories discuss a family photo in so many words. Sorted by: I'm so fucking busy be thankful for it, you fucks.
25 18 comments 2017-10-31 opi in r/drama
Is it a bad science if you agree with it? "Nuh-uh!" says a user.
23 54 comments 2016-12-08 opi in r/drama
"Malinowski didn't die for this shit", a rare SJW drama in /r/anthropology when user takes offense at people taking offense over textbooks covers.
22 21 comments 2016-06-22 opi in r/drama
Drama, uh, finds a way
22 39 comments 2017-12-05 opi in r/drama
The last sane person thinks that this pizza is cold. Others try to reheat it by rubbing their brain cells together. 4chan provides the sauce.
21 19 comments 2017-01-02 opi in r/drama
r/science has a «social science» paper of fatherhood and masculinity. So it's [deleted]
20 3 comments 2018-06-13 opi in r/drama
People of r/design recognize what amounts to Sonic OC recolor as a poor craftsmanship. Others want to earn their stripes for wokness.
20 3 comments 2018-06-20 opi in r/drama
CIA notices [{(them)}], <«they»> push back! A stupid shit on Twitter? Say it ain't so.
17 34 comments 2017-09-21 opi in r/drama
echo GNU's Not Unix, but maybe it is? | grep -i DRAMA
16 16 comments 2016-06-29 opi in r/drama
Bloggers and BuzzFeed hopeful debate how thick can be the stick when you punish them.
16 4 comments 2019-03-13 opi in r/drama
Legball coaches caught appropriating p0rn culture
14 1 comments 2018-08-15 opi in r/drama
Someone nabs a shitty starter pack from your grandad's Facebook męmę page. It's about that one black guy.
14 3 comments 2019-02-22 opi in r/drama
God created creationists so we can point and laugh at them. The only creation story that makes sense is one of Yacoob and his cave beasts.
13 11 comments 2018-08-09 opi in r/drama
A Vegan, who can't walk from malnutrition, wants to rent a room so he can kill some animals. People laugh at vegans. Vegans say #notallvegans Mucho Soy Tonto
12 10 comments 2017-09-14 opi in r/drama
Are sports fun? The /u/oakley56fila says, "NO!"
11 7 comments 2016-04-05 opi in r/drama
Unpaid inter working for the Home of Mouse post an quote from a bad movie. Former lovers react. Jar Jar is vindicated.
11 5 comments 2018-06-13 opi in r/drama
I was being being shortchanged for years now. Where's my Putin check? Just you wait, Ivan and Irina from HR will hear about this injustice.
9 1 comments 2018-08-03 opi in r/drama
Intellectual elite spots the fake news in the comments. The masonic Jewish lizard Kubrick finally exposed.
8 4 comments 2019-07-17 opi in r/deuxrama
Are Vines the peak of authorship? Have you ever enjoyed a thing on the Internet? Will Goku surpass his limits like he did for last 30 years? Find out in a next episode of Korean Cutesy Shit!
8 3 comments 2018-06-05 opi in r/drama
BBC posts something funny by mistake, both Twitter users and redditors think it's a bad form
7 1 comments 2018-06-25 opi in r/drama
Equality in game development, with a twist
6 7 comments 2018-07-31 opi in r/drama
Internet janitors and hall monitors visit JavaScript programmers hive to cry about e-PTSD.
2 9 comments 2020-05-21 opi in r/deuxrama
A vocal Twitter user protest the book cover that mocks freebleeding movement
2 1 comments 2018-04-16 opi in r/drama
Someone ask OP to tell a women who makes "period art" to stop. Is it because women are property? Yes and yes.
1 6 comments 2019-12-07 opi in r/deuxrama
Wannabe barista post to r/badphil to make fun of someone. Gets hot and bothered when it's pointed out that BOTH SIDES are idiotic in that exchange. He later starts responding to his own posts, trying to have a conversation with only person on his level, himself.
1 3 comments 2019-12-10 opi in r/deuxrama
Habitual wig purchasers are angry all over the thread for not being covered in blood. Multiple "continue this thread →". Mass hysteria.
1 4 comments 2019-12-12 opi in r/deuxrama
Current employers of Ronaldo say he's a really good footballer and always on time, readers suggest they should Yikes more and dlt dis.
1 1 comments 2018-10-04 opi in r/drama
Tell everyone at school: it's time to rise up
1 2 comments 2018-10-05 opi in r/drama
The funny cunts of SQLite adopted Code of Conduct based on Christian belief. People with surgically removed humor glands are not having it.
1 49 comments 2018-10-22 opi in r/drama
White women try to get into drama's good grace by pretending to be what we love [dinoagenda]
1 42 comments 2018-10-23 opi in r/drama
The janitor of vagabond subreddit has a rush from all the modding powers and posts a "hobo code" explaining the shunning procedure in his made up «hobo community». Other vagrants help him to board train to Fuckoff-ville. Bon Voyage!
1 25 comments 2018-11-04 opi in r/drama
"You should know what you're talking about" meets with resounding "no". Elitist anarchists, smdh.
1 6 comments 2018-11-09 opi in r/drama
A Facebook tier post on a subreddit for people who carry 98 knives, 7 flashlights, 3 guns to impress gear-less plebs. Then, a wild Chad appears.
1 19 comments 2018-11-15 opi in r/drama
The subreddit for Illiterate-Americans holds celebration for a black lady who wrote a non-Harry Potter rectangle thing with words. Locked, controversial, etc.
1 3 comments 2018-11-20 opi in r/drama
The true love is posting your son on Insta even if you know his stats are weak and he drags your brand
1 17 comments 2018-11-22 opi in r/drama
Posting bussy: hard mode. Linux.org hacked with anti-SJW message and a photo of an anus of a transwoman advocate for a Better Tomorrow of GNU/Linux™
1 10 comments 2018-12-08 opi in r/drama
Idiot present his Unified Theory of Evil White Man citing the only proper source, a podcast, is later found out to be mistaken, probably illiterate.
1 2 comments 2018-12-22 opi in r/drama
YouTube Hitler finally exposed by brave soul. As with many before him, who fought for purity of thought, he is not received well. Ninety-five Theses to follow.
1 11 comments 2018-12-27 opi in r/drama
Now we take you live to local Starbucks where unemployed students armed with a Moleskine filled with doodles and shopping list, equipped with Mac running Scrivener, are fighting over the essential truths of gender in writing. It was a dark & stormy night for everyone involved
1 4 comments 2019-01-09 opi in r/drama