Reddit mods have panic attacks at the idea of content existing outside their totalitarian grasps

92  2017-03-20 by downerabuse

67 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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This could open up a whole new world of drama

Oh yes it can. The people complaining about it in this thread are very short sighted. People will get banned from a subreddit and take to their profile to rage about the injustice. Should be fun.

The WAAHHpening.

This is good for egoposting

What's the over/under on how long it'll take before reddit admins are censoring people's profiles or banning people for posts to their profiles in exactly the same way that twitter does now?

Nice, even got in the mandatory "DAE remember Digg???? Reddit is now LITERALLY Digg!!"

love the people who still believe reddit is destined to go the way of digg, despite reddit being fucking 100 times bigger than digg ever was

Hi Spez.

nice comment you got there. would be a shame if someone were to... edit it

Wow it used to say "fuck spez" why did you censor him?

love the people who still believe the British empire is destined to go the way of rome despite her majesty's domains being fucking 100 times bigger than rome ever was

don't you know the only way a comparison is apt is if literally everything about the things being compared is the same?

The British Empire didn't go the way of Rome though. It died, sure, and Rome died, sure, but they died completely different deaths. So of course Reddit's going to disappear eventually, but not necessarily in the same way as Digg.

Sure but size doesn't equal longevity, which was my point. Also, a fucking month nigger, get a life

Sure but size doesn't equal longevity, which was my point

But size can mean that certain deaths are no longer possible. For example, a grand migration towards another similar platform is not gonna happen.

get a life

Make me.

A lot of people actually proably don't remeaber digg

most of the users on reddit came after digg, even around the digg exodus reddit was mostly a bunch of nerd programmers

But can I still comment on links to pictures of sloths?

Yes. No one can ever take that from you.

Reddit mods are whiny as fuck.

Most autists are tbh

Banned

Ban me harder Senpai.

I gotchu fam

So lewd Baka

Please don't bully I reported you to the /r/drama mods, I expect this comment to be swiftly removed thanks.

>not bullying

>Current_Year+2

Lol

Tiny dictators. Autistic autocrats.

the autistocrats!

great movie

>I can use this to further fuel my narcissism

Ebin

The profile page is redesigned to better showcase the redditor’s avatar, a short description and their posts.

oh god fuck that

+1

I don't think Reddit realizes that their userbase will turn hard against any attempt to further entrench spammy power users on the website.

Not realizing seems as if it might be a hiring criteria for the ol' Reddit.

reddit hq is in san fran.

Well, I'm sure you'll like it, you spammy power user

Could you imagine how this will work out for hated users on this site like yourself? Making the profiles "followable" makes it easier for people to stalk profiles and shit. All the Prince clones and LWSE users could be watching you 24/7 now if this feature goes live for everyone.

Yep, it will be unbearable.

Have you seen /r/4chan and /u/basicallyadoctor? It's been absolutely haram.

I haven't even posted on that subreddit for such a long time, SMH lad 😒😒

I just checked and it's been 16hrs 🕰⏰⏲⏱⌛️⏳🕰⏲⏲⏱⏲🕰⏰⏲⏱🕰. How are you ? If you need help going through your breakup💔 feel free to ☎️call me.

It's been months since I broke up actually 😐 so I don't need you or anybody else I'm fine all alone by meslef😁

Great job. Stay strong 💪🏿💪🏾💪🏽.

"Reddit needs to be more like Myspace" -admins

This is a transparent attempt to lure /u/jewdank back. I see you admins, I see you

This is literally the fucking thing that buried Digg.

Hello from the other side...

The profile page is redesigned to better showcase the redditor’s avatar,

Oh good more work with reddit avatars! I have to think about how much money was wasted on this useless fucking feature? Who on reddit actually cares about this shit?

And reddit wonders why they can't turn a profit.

I completely forgot reddit avatars were even a thing.

I forgot reddit avatars were even a thing. Probably because I've only gotten gold once and don't give a shit about it or its "features."

i literally had no idea that was actually a thing before now, i thought it was some shitty new feature they were adding, not some shitty existing feature they wanted people to start caring about

over under for how long it take the /r/politics seep to infest everyone's profile subs too.

Oh it will, it will

Hopefully the profile will have dedicated space for everyone to list their preferred pronouns.

If it doesn't have kintypes, it's just bullshit.

Gallowcuck just wasnt getting enough attention!

you all better accept my friend request and smash that follow button when this rolls out to everyone

Its not broken, so lets just add more features that no one cares about.

Literally suck a dick, /u/spez

They can't just CTFO and let reddit be reddit

CTFO

Charles the fuck out?

Capture the Flag Occasionally

Charles out

cb2 is never happy.

especially /u/wsgy111 because he hasn't had his bi-daily, two-gallon serving of black-walnut ice cream yet

Implying cb2 knows what happiness feels like

Is that just a sub for bitter single mothers, or what

These people are such massive losers, I can't even imagine discussing Reddit posting policy this carefully and thought out. What kind of life do you have to have to care about Reddit this much?

Are.... are you being sarcastic? Cause you seem to be getting upset over people getting upset, which just feels incredibly ironic.

So upset that I wrote 3 sentences about it, crazy how triggered I was!

No one in this thread is legitimately upset but you.

Lol I'm not upset you dumb shit, just because I swear doesn't mean I'm raging about something.

the fact that you deny it so much means you really are racis- i mean mad.

This will be great.

For drama I mean, the idea itself seems pretty stupif