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OJ Simpson, fed up with his irrelevancy, sets up a fake paparazzi ambush in order to soapbox about the Vegas Massacre (and supposedly profit off of the video). An actual paparazzo from TMZ overhears the whole thing and starts recording. At the sight of real paparazzi, OJ gets upset and bails.

270 49 comments 2017-10-05 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather on Instagram. Mayweather, in retaliation, lashes out against Beiber, kicking him off the 'Money Team' and calling him a "traitor" and a new mortal enemy.

240 167 comments 2017-08-22 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Crazy lady holds up a Kardashian DASH store at gunpoint. Threatens the cashier, knocks some things over, and then goes outside, holds up a big knife and yells "The Kardashians will be executed if they step on Communist territory!" She leaves, and then comes back to stick the big knife in the door.

163 42 comments 2017-09-22 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Trump's former Director of Communications, Jason Miller, had an affair with another Trump staffer, A.J. Delgado. This week both his wife and Delgado had kids. He writes; "My wife and I... are excited to welcome (the love child) into the world and into our family." Delgado tweets "that's a lie."

162 70 comments 2017-08-10 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

The Clown Industry is losing business thanks to "It" reawakening children's fear of them. The film's director is now being harassed by a clown.

129 51 comments 2017-09-18 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Steve Harvey linked to Cocaine Smuggling Ring and literally keeps armed guards outside of his house.

125 35 comments 2017-08-11 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

After acting nutso on Twitter for nearly 5 hours straight, Iceman Etika, aka the Nintendo Reaction guy, began frantically screaming out in the streets before police and paramedics closed the street and took him to the hospital

120 49 comments 2019-04-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

"Facts don't care about your feelings, Snowflakes." -Joe Biden

119 49 comments 2019-03-12 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

MSNBC Anchor Lawrence O'Donnel embraces his inner Bill O'Riley. Freaks the heck out on camera about some noise he can hear on set. "I'll go down to the goddman floor myself to stop it. Stop the fucking hammering."

97 28 comments 2017-09-20 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

R. Kelly reportedly avoiding receiving court papers by hiding behind Trump Tower Security.

97 43 comments 2019-03-19 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

The head mod of /r/toontown, a fansub dedicated to a game literally for toddlers, gets cyberbullied. His response to this? "Close" the sub by deleting every post and stickying a long ass tantrum.

94 39 comments 2017-10-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Do xkdc and Rick and Morty pander to the "cringy white nihilist 'rational' neckbeard demographic?" This guy sure thinks so.

87 43 comments 2017-10-22 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

quit seriousposting you dumbfucks

86 142 comments 2017-06-13 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

(Old) Football Player Kellen Winslow requests that he be released from jail and placed under house arrest. Judge denies him on the grounds that he saw the first Mission Impossible movie recently and believes Winslow could pull off the same camera trick Movie Tom Cruise did to escape house arrest.

86 48 comments 2018-08-06 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

"Big Brother" contestants upset that a fellow house-guest is sticking her fingers up their assholes without consent.

78 38 comments 2017-08-10 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

The State of California sues the Gatorade company for publishing anti-water propaganda.

78 106 comments 2017-09-22 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

DARQWOLLF IS STREAMING Stark Ventures - Trillion Dollar $50 investment stream

73 36 comments 2017-06-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

On a Jimmy Neutron meme video, users get into really heated arguments about the ethics of child labour.

68 12 comments 2017-08-30 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

This is the future /r/metacanada wants

60 26 comments 2017-10-15 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Someone got into Selena Gomez' instagram. Leaks Justin Beiber's nude pics with the caption ""LOOK AT THIS NIGGA LIL SHRIMPY 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂."" Also wtf he looks like a mini Milo in the pictures (NSFL, dude's not very attractive nude)

57 21 comments 2017-08-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Ali Reza Karimi, Iranian pro-wrestler competing in the U-23 World Championship, is told by his coach to throw a match so that he would not have to face his next opponent, the Israeli competitor. In response, Netanyahu calls Iran a "pathetic and insecure loser."

55 33 comments 2017-12-04 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Remember the girl poking people in the butt on 'Big Brother?' Another contestant got back at her by punching her in the vagina.

50 25 comments 2017-08-11 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

As it turns out, the lifestyle of your average drama poster is not all that great for one's mental health. Who knew?

47 34 comments 2017-08-28 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Steve Harvey is skipping out on child support and his new wife is a drug kingpin lol

43 12 comments 2017-08-10 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

TFW you notice Ed Butteredtoast has logged on and is starting to comment

43 22 comments 2017-10-11 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Drama in /r/Destiny (The JonTron debate guy) when a user complains about an infestation of Tankies and apologists in the community. Other users take issue with his statements.

37 32 comments 2017-03-24 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

3 Billion dollars down the drain in India because someone forgot to close the door.

36 53 comments 2018-01-10 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Pharma Bro is living it up in jail right now. Gets to eat Chicken fajitas, Beef tacos, PB&J, and Swedish meatballs, among other healthy and delicious choices.

35 33 comments 2017-09-17 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Tankie drama in /r/circlebroke2 when a user claims that Stalin and Mao should not be blamed for the deaths caused during the Holodomor/Great Leap Forward, but that famines are to blame.

32 13 comments 2017-03-25 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

4 Hours Meme Man gets Angry about people not liking his review of Destiny 2.

32 30 comments 2017-09-17 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Robin

30 6 comments 2017-08-16 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Circlebroke2 gets upset that another /r/@ moderator gets banned. PK comes in to remind the sub that the r/@ mods deserve the bans. Userbase, in turn, reminds PK that he's the "biggest bootlicker on this website."

29 94 comments 2017-05-04 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

/r/childfree weirdo winds up in a heated discussion over in chapo. "Having kids is a dumb thing to do in this day and age. Really dumb. Just setting them up for a life of comitting genocide once the floodgates of global warming truly break down."

29 31 comments 2017-12-16 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

"He who loves money will not be satisfied with money, nor he who loves abundance with its income. This too is vanity." NewFoundLand church has a fundraiser where contestants pay to win a game of Chase the Ace. For weeks the ace has yet to show up, and the jackpot is now at $1.5 Mil.

28 18 comments 2017-08-16 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

One user in SRD claims that people "shouldn't equalize edgy with being a Nazi." Other users disagree. This breaks into arguments across the thread about whether the context of a statement being a joke should matter if said statement is offensive.

27 48 comments 2017-03-24 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

DELETE THIS

25 5 comments 2018-08-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

[OSCARS DRAMA] Wonder why Citizen Kane never won Best Picture? It's because William Hearst, THE Yellow Journalism proprietor whose life the film satirizes, did everything in his power to ensure it didn't. Extortion, Red Baiting, and an attempt to frame Wells as a pedophile, among other tactics used.

25 9 comments 2019-02-25 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Ongoing back-and-forth 'no u' argument, so far gone on for multiple pages. Place bets on who drops out first.

25 13 comments 2019-03-28 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Delusional weirdo who is totally not self conscious about his weight fights to the bitter end with people over his belief that 105 lbs is overweight for someone who is 4'11". Also, he calls BMI charts 'political constructions' and calls the people depicted in renaissance paintings "morbidly obese."

23 8 comments 2017-12-09 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

SRD user argues that wishing death upon others is objectively unethical. Others promptly disagree.

18 36 comments 2017-04-25 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

User in /r/comedycemetery argues over how "could of" and "could've" work.

17 35 comments 2017-07-25 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

[Old] Saint Carter (pbuh) says something that /really/ strikes a nerve with some rural hick. Dude proceeds to write a whole opinion piece detailing how totally-not-mad he is in a way that would put even the biggest agendaposters to shame.

15 7 comments 2018-05-23 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Oops I did it again. Another one of my posts about communism drama has created a flurry of arguments about the merits of communism in the comments. This time on SRD!

13 12 comments 2017-03-27 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Don't you just hate it when you doublepost?

12 10 comments 2017-10-18 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Kevin Hart's bodyguard called a fan a "bitch pussy coward." Fan is suing Kevin Hart

10 2 comments 2017-08-10 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Speculation Thread: 2040 Republican Party Presidential Candidate

10 20 comments 2018-06-09 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

All the cool kids are linking to this thread and I need to feel accepted because i live a very lonley life.

6 5 comments 2017-10-18 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Who's more annoying: Vegans or Carnivores? (Any good South Park Neutral knows its both, but don't tell them that.) Its a battle of "no u"s in ComedyCemetery

4 16 comments 2017-10-05 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

(Old) States Rights retards on Suicide Watch

2 2 comments 2018-03-30 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Person is shocked to learn that grocery store snack product is not made with the finest ingredients. So shocked, in fact, that she's suing the multimillion dollar food chain that makes them, and is expecting to win at least $5 million based on her complaint.

2 10 comments 2019-03-27 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Why the fuck are there spaniards in my drama subreddit???

1 8 comments 2018-12-12 Sarge_Ward in r/deuxrama

(So all you can see it too) Reposting the Harvey Milk Club Drama album here so that NonApprovedcels can still view it.

1 4 comments 2019-01-16 Sarge_Ward in r/deuxrama

Self admitted Pedophile and Incel is running for Congressional office down in Dixieland.

1 4 comments 2018-06-02 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

I've never felt so patriotic in my life.

1 3 comments 2018-10-09 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

/r/kaiserreich takes a break from Post-Weltkreg discussions to instead talk about the current political situation in this timeline's Brazil. And Mein Gott is it an angry talk!

1 25 comments 2018-10-29 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Sans Undertale is going to be announced for Super Smash Bros today. This thread is in preparation for the Outrage that will result

1 2 comments 2018-11-01 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

(Agendapost) Literally one of the stupidest takes I've ever seen

1 20 comments 2018-11-02 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

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1 25 comments 2018-11-23 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Alternate History Youtubers refuse to take things to DMs, currently having a big twitter argument about the Migrant Caravan

1 5 comments 2018-12-01 Sarge_Ward in r/drama

Twitter users, including the beloved and behated Anthony Fantano, get really upset when a police force make a post proud of drug confiscation.

1 5 comments 2019-03-11 Sarge_Ward in r/drama