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Hey /u/tachibanakanade, what's it like being such a massive waste of jizz?

And he's got a weeb username? /u/tachibanakanade kys

nah.

I didn't mean it in a rude way, I meant it as a "do yourself a merciful favor" kind of way. I understand sometimes that gets mixed up.

still, nah.

I honestly don't usually use "kys" because it seems so mean, but I mean... you're a tranny hooker smack junkie who needs to ask Reddit how to scam people...

... wouldn't that sweet abyss be kind of a relief?

And you're an edgelord who gets off to Reddit drama, we're pretty much stuck in the same circle of hell, ain't we?

Bro I really don't think autistic shitposting and tranny hookerdom to fund a heroin habit are really in the same category

nah, you're right, i actually leave my room.

Yeah when you need more heroin. That doesn't count my dude.

Aw man, it doesn't? That sucks.

Not really, you're stealing to fund your opiate addiction.

>Opiate addiction

>Marrying a nazi

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My husband isn't a Nazi.

post-modern anti-((globalist)) then

For fuck's sake /u/LovelyLeahMarried, don't you get sick of being such a lolcow?

Not really, I just log on when I get bored.

Leah's never been a lolcow unless you count all the irony posters who post high quality bait to be lolcows.

They are more like lolfarmers.

Of course she married a person with a green day tattoo so maybe it's unironic

I find the endless repetition of "my husband isn't a Nazi" to be cringe af but alright

He's not actually a Nazi, her posting he's not a nazi always leads to more drama, it's very self-fulfilling circle of Drama stuff.

He's kind of anti-globalist, but honestly, we are just internet shitposters.

so you're both Nazis...

Or maybe neither of us are.

Except I literally can quit any time, just by closing my laptop.

That's what they all say.

Technically "she," as our hero rocks a pansexual shenis that she occasionally sells for some of dat sweet sweet dragon

Maximum degeneracy

And she is SRS and a negaredditor

A tranny, prostitute, junkie, socialist thief who wants to scam working class people. I think we've found peak degeneracy.

I think /u/tachibanakanade should move to Iran and see how well that works out.

aren't they mad cool with trans people in Iran though?

the government subsidizes gender reassignment surgery

Yes, as a forced punishment for being a gay man.

well it's gotta be alright for trans folks, provided they only fuck their hetero counterparts

dude stop.

We need someone to throw b8 out here since the usual degenerates who do so have gotten lazy.

Most MtFs aren't getting bottom surgery lately.

And seeing that she works as a prostitute I assume her having a dick is what she uses to sell to men looking for something "exotic".

I'm MtF and I really don't see the point. I'm not trading my penis for a literal wound.

Also MtF. My thoughts are why go through a major surgery for something imperfect when I have a substitute already (ass).

Its more than the degenerates deserve.

ya, the government subsidizes gender reassignment surgery and they get more sex changes there than any other country...except thailand.

Maybe you should look into why they do that before you praise Iran for being progressive.

i didnt do that though i just said they're mad cool with trans people

i mean, trump is mad cool with transpeople too, supposedly

Trump isn't mad cool with turning Gay Men into Transpeople so gay don't exist in your country.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/24/us.iran/

yeah i said he was cool with transpeople

I know you're African-American so LGBTQ means nothing to you but for gay men turning them into women isn't cool.

( Outside of shit posting this article has some really interesting links and stuff about Iran, Facing Mirrors the movie is a sure get you laid movie too. )

i am not going to read any article posted on /r/drama

i barely made it through your comment holmes

It's an actual good article about Iran and Transpeople.

Iran prides itself on being one of the few Muslim countries with legal recognition for trans rights.

Don't act like /r/Drama is the reason you won't readi t.

/r/drama

seriousposting

kys

nobody cares about your crusade to refute whatever heinous thing you think he said

You care enough to think my he can't read joke is whatever you call whatever spewed out into a post here.

Christ people, how many times do I have to say this before you all get it?

This sub has taken shitposting to such an extreme that seriousposting is now the only way to shitpost here. Welcome to the post-irony age, nerd.

it's just their weird-ass way for 'curing' gay dudes, rather than something actually progressive

You know those Iranians!

wacky revolutionary islamic republic

Brohan the Iranians aren't cool with trans people, they force gay people to have their sex reassigned.

What if it's a nigger too?

convert to Islam

Whaaaaaaaaat. I missed that part.

/u/tachibanakanade is the tranny Clayton Bigsby

peak

Tch, kid you ain't seen nothing. I've personally known people who were all that, plus being a furry and a neo-yoga enlightened hippy.

And that's not even trying.

We could theorycraft peak degeneracy in an afternoon.

Ze's also on /r/hookers.

I still don't understand how that subreddit is allowed to exist. Surely shamelessly promoting crime has to be against some sort of rule?

lmao you'd have to ban a shit ton of subreddits if discussion of law breaking wasn't allowed. /r/drama included

r/trees

Not in like 20 States bruh.

5 or so

lol now they care about stealing things? Kids, I swear to god

"Stealing merchandise from Walmart costs the company and the stock holders."

This person is in no position to call someone a fuckin moron

It does cause shrink, though. And the amount of hours a store is allowed to give part-timers is calculated directly from shrink. So in a roundabout way, stealing merchandise could be viewed as stealing hours from part-timers.

Unactivated gift cards don't really have any value, though. The physical card is basically nothing.

I'm still for proper utilization of individuals like that. I don't think prison would help in this case. Just straight up feed plants from below.

Shoplifting, drug abuse, prostitution, posting on r/negareddit, weeb shit, etc. u/tachibanakanade is clearly a degenerate. This behavior is what separates a degenerate from a monster, though:

hopefully the (Wal-Mart) greeter will leave me alone, though I typically tell them to fuck off

Those senior citizen greeters are gems, and most of them can't get hired anywhere else due to their age. Fuck you, u/tachibanakanade. I hope you get caught.

Those senior citizen greeters are gems

I don't know why I'm responding to pings from this thread but: my store replaced the old people greeters (who were chill and didn't act like dicks) with young people and rent a cops.

Wow that's shitty. The elderly greeters were one of the only positive things about a typical Wal-Mart experience.

yeah. before they were replaced, it was typically older people and the disabled who were there, and they were really nice. i'm a lot of shitty things, but i'm not someone who'd bully the elderly or disabled.

Gotta have some standards.

Good on you. Unironically.

I think you are a degenerate, but at least you got decency. Hopefully you will fix your life eventually.

Probably had to do it because people kept stealing shit from their store.

who were chill and didn't act like dicks

As opposed to people who scam innocent people on ebay?

He's basically guaranteed to because people like Walmart greeters will only remember you for 3 reason;

1) You're an insufferable cunt

2) You're extremely nice

3) You're batshit crazy

Aside from that they won't remember your face 30 seconds after they saw you.

I'd also pile on "possible pedophile" on top of that. She doesn't say no to clients who look underage.

Legendary poster, Plz mod them

Seconded. This kind of degeneracy is almost too good to be true.

It's funny how all of a sudden the other users have morals, in a subreddit called /r/shoplifting.