Tweet and .gif called "deadly weapons" in Eichenwald indictment.

143  2017-03-22 by shitpost953

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read

I don't know

Here's the NBC article though

It actually sets a pretty scary legal precedent if he's found guilty. A tweet, or even a reply on reddit could potentially have grave consequences if someone decides it triggers their PTSD/ autism enough to prosecute.

"This doesn't even get in the door of the First Amendment," Citron told the Washington Post on Sunday. "It doesn't have expressive value. . . . It doesn't express someone's autonomy of views and opinions. It's not contributing to the marketplace of ideas."

Why did they ask a non-lawyer about legal matters?

Because every lawyer involved was too busy laughing at the idea to answer

How is it a scary precedent? He knew that the guy was prone to seizures and hoped the gif would cause one.

Found the Jew

More like (((SHILLBUCKS)))

Exactly, it would be similar to putting a strobe light in the guy's home knowing he was epileptic.

It would be a scary sentiment if it wasn't completely intentional.

Triggering is slightly less medically harmful than attempting to induce a seizure in someone, no?

You could be literally shaking from either.

Only if you know they have a medical condition, target them in particular before it, and attempt to trigger it in order to kill them. Its a lot more like rubbing peanuts on a guy with a severe peanut allergies food than it is pissing someone off on the internet.

Fuck I just serious posted on /r/drama the shame will never die

delet ur account

did you just threaten his account with a deadly comment?

(╯°□°)–︻╦╤─ – – –

kys tho

I feel like ever since I got here and started seriousposting all over the place I've been seeing others do it more often. I think drama is changing. D:

I think it's just that you can shitlost everywhere else now.

Us Uggos gotta stick together and keep on serious posting!

Noodles Delenda Est

Na, drama has always had seriousposts. It's just usually combined with calls for mayocide (NOW).

KYS, bub.

No coming back from this.

Disclaimer: if /u/respaaaaaj is depressed and/or predisposed to suicidal tendencies, this was meant as a joke. Plz don't hold me legally culpable for his actions, legal system bb.

Disclaimer unneccessary, any good lawyer can use the "keep yourself safe" defense for kys

Don't you dare change it from kissing you, sexy.

Thanks for wishing that I keep myself safe man.

One of the messages read, "I hope this sends him into a seizure." Another read, "Spammed this at [Eichenwald] let's see if he dies."

This is from the NBC article. The intent was definitely malicious.

I've been arrested and held in jail for a Reddit post I'm not allowed to delete, so I'm getting a real kick outta these replies.

Don't pretend like that's not profoundly lame

story time plz.

No fucking way... His post history makes that seem plausible... but I am eminently ruseable... so I donno what to think now.

"good for nothing, spice smoking, Toxteth monkey"

Well, I found out what tag /u/strathmeyer is getting.

Wrote a post that upset someone. That person claimed the post somehow threatened them. Was arrested by University cops at my home and held in jail for 10 days even though I had paid bail. Was shown the reddit post but not told who I threatened or what the threats were. Trial was a few months later and I just had to pay my court costs, was told I threatened an old employer (I have also been employed by the University I graduated from, which is what this was all about.) Now I am banned from going on campus anywhere or speaking to anyone from the University.

It's funny you guys don't see the stories of people being arrested for Internet posts all the time. They don't even tell you who snitched.

Jury trial or bench trial? What were the charges?

I have a feeling this is false, and not heterosexual.

You think someone would just make up a bisexual story?

Making terrorist threats. Why would I have a jury trial? These aren't looking like non-idiotic questions.

Sounds interesting enough for its own post on /r/Drama

If you bought a strobe light at a party store and ran up in the epilepsy ward with that bitch you'd be charged with assault. How is this different?

If you're suggesting that my actions with intent to harm others is a bad thing then you're violating my right to free-speech you gomunist fagget

Because that's the same as sending a gif?

Yes.

Yes, obviously.

More like he was hoping to, but I get what you're saying. It's still a disturbing precedent to set.

it's actually a really good preference

If you send it with the intent to cause a seizure, yes.

Of course, proving that intent can be difficult.

No you wouldn't, you just have to yell 'bro! It's a social experiment!' Then the police let you go home so that you can post the video on YouTube.

Pretty sure intent is actually important in this case and that dude was super clear about his intent.

Also let's be honest he's some NEET so really the world will be better off.

He's a Marine veteran who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, apparently

One of the more dangerous forms of NEET

One of the more dangerous forms of NEET

between 2-20 years in the state of texas unless his felony 2 aggr assault w/ deadly wapon gets pled down

Unless your knowingly sending this to someone you know has epilepsy in the hopes of causing them a fatal seizure and it can be proven that you hoped it killed him its not gonna happen.

what if i posted it in /r/Epilepsy

Bit more likely.

fuck off you dumb cunt.

I bet you wouldn't be the first

he's still in possession of a deadly weapon

We need gif control.

But seriously, isn't there some kind of software that people with epilepsy can use to protect themselves?

Yeah, it's called a functional brain.

Not going to lie, former .gif control voter here. But seriously we can't let this guy get ahold of the epilepsy codes.

Yes, it is called Windows and the shut down button.

Called the nsa, the dsa, the nra, and my high school gpa.

What about the PTA?

already here

This is /u/BOOBENKONOPBOOLIAR's wife. He is lying on the floor having a seizer. I probably should seek medical help for him, but my first priority is to chastise you.

Wait a second you're not /u/prince_kropotkin

GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait till they see this meme I've been working on. Don't go to Philadelphia tomorrow, you guys are the good ones.

>that glorious feel when you terrorize a large crowd with your memes

we need to change the kekstitution to ban all assault memes

Welp.

I used an alt and posted this. I thought I would take down the city of brotherly love, instead no one even commented on it.

I thought it would tear our stupid system asunder. Back to drawing board.

Good ones never go to Philly anyway

Well, l could see tumblr abusing this precedent.

KURT EICHENWALD, a disabled person

at least they got this part right

there are no winners in this one, that much is clear

the laywer dropped a fat bill going to law school dont judge him for making a shit ton of it back in a single case

The fact he was pming people saying "i just posted this at him, i hope he has a seizure and dies" and actually spent time researching what the best image to trigger a seizure would be from epilepsy forums and resources means he is a monumental cunt. I hope he gets the full 10 years.

REEEEE Free speech REEEEE

"It doesn't have expressive value. . . . It doesn't express someone's autonomy of views and opinions. It's not contributing to the marketplace of ideas."

Amazing how the First Amendment suddenly has caveats when it's applied to speech they don't like.

It's not contributing to the marketplace of ideas.

This lawyer obviously is unaware of the value of memes

the value of memes

Since the Pepe crashed the value has been pretty low. The market is finally starting to look up though.

That's weird, you read the article apparently but still make this statement. No, pm'ing someone an image your researched for its effectiveness in causing seizures is not an expression of free speech. Who is "they" anyway?

(((liberals)))

MEMES THAT KILL

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"You're going to extract him ? But he has S-rank autism !"

War has changed

Pretty sure intent is actually important in this one, that much is clear.

This is the funniest thing I've been working on.

Sex : male

Race : white

That's sufficient for me to convict.

SENTENCE: EXECUTION

METHOD: WHITE GENOCIDE

One of the messages read, "I hope this sends him into a seizure." Another read, "Spammed this at [Eichenwald] let's see if he dies."

and the fact that he edited the guy's wikipedia page to say that he died that day makes this attempted murder.

Nobody would think this was funny if the guy had used an actual flashing light to induce a seizure but it's a joke when he uses a gif to tun his display into this flashing light

If this is true, then OP is a terrorist.

OP promise you only use your gifs for good.

The Geneva Convention was made for this. Clearely this gif is a wmd.

I could see this new precedent being used to ban places like r/drama and anything the "gender doesn't exist" crowd doesn't like.

Wasn't Eich the pedo that got caught buying $1000s worth of kiddie porn?

He paid someone who was in kiddie porn to be his source

Can anyone tell me how they pronounced gif during the trial? I feel like this could set a precedent.

seizures suck dick. You don't quite understand how bad it is until you have them. And mine aren't triggered by flashing lights so save your PMs

Spreading communism and lies can be deadly weapons, but that Kike didn't see a problem with that.