r/drama: It's fucking [current year] and you dumbshits still put numbers at the end of your usernames

It's fucking [current year] and you dumbshits still put numbers at the end of your usernames

98 2017-03-23 by CaliggyJack

Come the fuck on people

Don't give me that shit of "It's hard to come up with original ideas in this day and age". It's fucking incredibly easy to create a username that doesn't look like some fucking 11 year old got on his mom's laptop and clicked the "generate random name" button when making an account on Club Penguin.

People have stupid as shit names for sure, but you're 10x worse if you add fucking numbers. "Aww shit, the guy took my name idea! I know, I'm gonna add fucking random numbers so I can keep my original idea because that's fucking original".

Holy shit KYS

Of course then we have the people who put fucking underscores on their names so all the autistic fucks can tell they're spaces. Nobody with a brain is going to have trouble figuring out there are spaces in the name you God-damned walnuts. I mean gimme a fucking break /u/the_reason_trump_won; the name without underscores ISN'T EVEN FUCKING TAKEN.

This is fucking Reddit, not 2005 AIM. Use your damn brains.

Also, capitalize the first letter in your name. Have some fucking decorum you God-damned savages.

133 comments

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n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

The fucking bot has better names than 90% of you cucks.

n/a CondeTrocola 2017-03-23

Tru

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-23

Did you call me??

n/a downerabuse 2017-03-23

What if the number is 1488?

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

you still need to KYS, but you get to do it fast and painless

n/a CondeTrocola 2017-03-23

It's the final solution to their autism.

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

fuck u lul

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Username is telling

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

never heard that one before

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Then clean out your ears

n/a mydramaaccount 2017-03-23

fuccbois can't into original usernames

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

90% of the people with the worst usernames tend to be white people

just saying

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

so this is a subtle mayocide thread? /u/MasterLawls tell this fool that his meme is shit

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

i mean /u/MasterLawlsReborn

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

I FUCKING MEAN /u/MasterLawlz

shit

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Holy shit third times the charm kys plz

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

yer face is a subtle mayocide thread

n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-23

Usernames ending by 69 are ok in my book.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

I can accept even the worse of memeposts, but the moment you meme your username is the moment you can just kys

n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-23

Keep up the good fight, friendarino.

n/a Trilosaurus 2017-03-23

But

But ^that's ^{^the} ^{^{^sex}} ^{^{^{^number}}}

n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-23

:3c

n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-23

Case and point.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-03-23

I put the number there for a reason. I didn't HAVE to.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

yer reason is probs shit

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

16 years old? or is 16 how you like your woman? kys fam

n/a Forseti8 2017-03-23

He's gonna RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER

n/a FlaccidFlamingo 2017-03-23

Was /u/hugefuckingfaggot1 already taken?

n/a mmzznnxx 2017-03-23

>Current Year

>Using vowels in your username

n/a tdvx 2017-03-23

Fucking plebs

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

user reports:
1: Can't believe this numerophobia is being allowed smh

i agree. like, what if you have favorite numbers and want them in your name?

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

did you sticky this. autism

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

i thought it could spark interesting and insightful discussion

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

My cock could come up with more valuable usernames and it's only 7 inches

n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-23

Your ancestor are ashamed.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

They were before I made this post believe me

n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-23

Well yes, of course, your tiny cock and massive inferiority complex didn't just spontaneously appear after to made this post. Delete your account.

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

after to made this post.

n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-23

You. Fine then.

Delete tour account.

n/a squarefaces 2017-03-23

Delete tour account.

n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-23

falling for the ruse

n/a squarefaces 2017-03-23

tbh it would be more efficient if this whole sub just Jonestown'd itself. Pick a date, make a sticky - you're the mod after all.

n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-23

Don't tempt me!

n/a nacmar 2017-03-23

Humblebrag420

n/a derleth 2017-03-23

autism

You don't need to put your diagnosis at the end of every post.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Find a favorite letter instead

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

but I don't want a favorite letter

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

tough shnitzle

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-23

NAZI DETECTED

n/a serialflamingo 2017-03-23

Is 1413 your fave number?

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

it's like my third. 1729 is my fave

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-03-23

Why?

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

i always really liked this story:

I remember once going to see him (Ramanujan) when he was lying ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi-cab No. 1729, and remarked that the number seemed to be rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavourable omen. "No", he replied, "it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two [positive] cubes in two different ways.

from Hardy. Ramanujan is one of my favorite mathematicians, and i think it's a really neat (probably apocryphal) anecdote. there are some other neat aspects of it too, but that's the real reason.

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

lol kys nerd

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

stay salty, chad

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

user reports:
1: Rie you seem to like math so here's a song for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0dJWfQHF8Y
1: surplus autism

ty fam

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-03-23

No problem man. I looked for like a whole 45 seconds to find that one.

n/a TNBK 2017-03-23

Hollllllly shit son. Whatever your high school bullies did, it wasn't enough

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

well, they prolly ended up in the military or something. i mean can you imagine?

what a fate

n/a TNBK 2017-03-23

Rely makes u think huh?

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

🤔🤔🤔

n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-03-23

JFC, not a good look fam.

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

i am sorry you were never able to enjoy math! it's never too late, tho

n/a serialflamingo 2017-03-23

y

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

i always really liked this story:

I remember once going to see him (Ramanujan) when he was lying ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi-cab No. 1729, and remarked that the number seemed to be rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavourable omen. "No", he replied, "it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two [positive] cubes in two different ways.

from Hardy. Ramanujan is one of my favorite mathematicians, and i think it's a really neat (probably apocryphal) anecdote. there are some other neat aspects of it too, but that's the real reason.

n/a seanziewonzie 2017-03-23

I hate 1729 because it's become -1/12thed for me at this point.

Is there a story behind 1413?

n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-23

Fuck you and fuck your stupid numbers.

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

aww ok

n/a TruthPains 2017-03-23

How i keep up with whose nan I'm shaggin.

Nan1413 is tonight.

n/a riemann1413 2017-03-23

tell her i said hey!

n/a dogcatbirdplane 2017-03-23

Ban him ass daddy

n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-23

just when i thought i escaped your wrath, i hit the last sentence, dont know if you noticed but punctuation is a tool of the white patriarchy asshole

n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-03-23

I feel like this post should make me validated about myself, but it doesn't

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

At least it's better than Duck_Hunt_Hot_Dog21345

n/a Swineflew1 2017-03-23

Hmmm

n/a shut_up_noodles 2017-03-23

.

n/a SamWhite 2017-03-23

Now this is a novelty account I can get behind.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

WE CAN FUCKING TELL THEY'RE SPACES DELETE YOUR EXISTENCE OMFG

n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-23

i make sure to have numbers letters and special characters in my username so nobody can hack me

n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-23

🇬🇧🚫☪

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-03-23

/u/HodortheDoorHolder2016 was too long of a username

n/a go2hello 2017-03-23

I think being a attention whore is a step up for you.

n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-03-23

Xx420PrinceKropotkin69xX

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Stop this, my hate boner can only get so erect.

n/a OneHalfCupFlour 2017-03-23

Needs underscores.

/u/xX69_one_half_cup_flour_69Xx

Now, just add in some num63r5, and a clan tag, and we're good to go:

/u/xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_4l0ur_69XxMFERS

n/a xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_Xx 2017-03-23

I actually like this name, thx bby xoxo.

n/a OneHalfCupFlour 2017-03-23

Well, it finally happened. My comments on the internet spawned a retarded doppelganger.

n/a xX69_0n3_ha1f_cup_Xx 2017-03-23

I like to discard usernames every few months. Enjoy this one while it lasts.

n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-03-23

I like the cut of your jib, sailor

n/a Xx420PrinceKropotkin 2017-03-23

Sup?

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-23

This is a good post

n/a TheLegumeTroubadour 2017-03-23

Amen

n/a ssjkriccolo 2017-03-23

http://imgur.com/5jbdcyT

n/a phedre 2017-03-23

n/a Oxus007 2017-03-23

I'm simply part of Her Majesty's Secret Service

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

when does her majesty require tone setting?

n/a Oxus007 2017-03-23

Every fucking day

n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-23

took you over 24 hours to reply to this

kill yourself srd scum

n/a drunk_injun 2017-03-23

Underscore master race!

n/a jerry101246 2017-03-23

I am an abomination

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-23

typical Jerry

n/a Elick320 2017-03-23

What is my name supposed to be then?! Elick? That sounds just dumb!

n/a darth_tiffany 2017-03-23

I know I am a bad person who doesn't deserve to live because my mom tells me every day but can I add that we also need to hate people who put their birth year in their names? Like back in olden tymes you would see people with names like GooGooDolls1983 and it was just as dumb then.

n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-23

now listen here you little shit

n/a Wadu436 2017-03-23

Who do you think you are you numerophobic cis white man?

n/a CaliggyJack2k17 2017-03-23

Hello /u/CaliggyJack

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

It begins

n/a Bureaucrat-72 2017-03-23

Try harder

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-23

Imho references to actual titles are exempt

n/a NGC_6960 2017-03-23

Fuck off you cunt, I'm a beautiful nebula.

n/a Gromitt42 2017-03-23

Fuck you guy.

n/a Nechaev 2017-03-23

Expecting brains in here was your main mistake.

n/a CaliggyJack1 2017-03-23

No dumbshit, no dumbshit. You're the dumbshit.

No, you're the dumbshit.

n/a satanismyhomeboy 2017-03-23

Satanism... Why, homeboy?

Fuck you and your boring username that isn't open for interpretation

n/a Madmantwentyone 2017-03-23

Have a gin and Clorox

n/a concernedparent1234 2017-03-23

Hey fuck you

n/a Mjolnir54 2017-03-23

You stickied a post complaining about usernames. De-mod yourself and grow a set, old man. Or apply for a SRD mod spot. After the blood-rush from indignation passes, think about what you have done.

god, I hope you were intoxicated when you thought this post was a good idea. And when you decided to sticky it, you better have been black-out drunk.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Im not even a mod kys

n/a Mjolnir54 2017-03-23

I told you a got into a psychotic state. And then I say and post retarded things.

Sorry for being retarded and misreading your thread in any case.

n/a Mjolnir54 2017-03-23

Did you at least read the whole Thucydides 3.82 section? It's an amazing insight into political revolutions and it's not very long. Best segment of his whole book, in my view.

n/a Maga_Brahmin 2017-03-23

This is fucking Reddit, not 2005 AIM.

Today's reddit is 10,000x more retarded than AIM was in 2005, which was then 10,000x more retarded than usenet/gopher/telnet/etc before it.

Way too many losers with smartphones.

n/a chanilastname 2017-03-23

no numbers for me 😏😏

n/a Spectre_06 2017-03-23

This is my streaming name.

And callsign in the Marines.

Fuck off, cunt.

n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-23

❌ No numbers
✔ No underscores
✔ Capitals

eh, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

also, fuck you, i do what i want.

n/a CaLiKiNG805 2017-03-23

Fuck you. The other 804 were binned.

n/a wumbo17412 2017-03-23

more numbers more bussy get on my fucking level

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

dat bussi aint worth

n/a celocanth13 2017-03-23

Eat my ass retard

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Fucking Pokemon...

Oh my Jesus

n/a MG87 2017-03-23

Fuck you, I cant be bothered to remember some stupid original name.

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

Ya don't have to. Your name is on every post.

n/a theherps 2017-03-23

Also, capitalize the first letter in your name. Have some fucking decorum you God-damned savages.

"People" with capitalized usernames will be the first in the ovens tbh

n/a drvic59 2017-03-23

Fight me irl

n/a InOranAsElsewhere 2017-03-23

Nobody with a brain is going to have trouble figuring out there are spaces in the name you God-damned walnuts.

Multiple people have thought my user name was "In Or An As Elsewhere" because multiple people are colossally fucking stupid and unread, uncultured little shits.

n/a guessings1224398 2017-03-23

lol

n/a nmx179 2017-03-23

suggest me a better username

if it's good i'll use it

n/a CaliggyJack 2017-03-23

BMXXXX

n/a nmx179 2017-03-23

already taken

n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-03-23

But my name looks so much nicer.