I'm in love with /u/GingerBizcuit and she won't acknowledge I exist

46  2017-03-25 by [deleted]

Please advise I just want me and /u/GingerBizcuit to be together

76 comments

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n/a  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-25

then u need to become more enlightened

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

I'm already the most vocal member of my local atheist community and /u/GingerBizcuit still won't acknowledge I exist

n/a  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-25

have u chopped off your dick yet?

that's step #1

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

No stop it you troll I couldn't make love to /u/GingerBizcuit if I cut off my peepee

n/a  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-25

taxidermy my friend

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Hey /u/GingerBizcuit baby will you tell this alt-right troll to stop harassing me please don't let this Nazi talk shit on your man

n/a  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-03-25

coughs

YOU FUCKING NAZI

n/a  HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-03-25

Please stop harassing /u/gingerbizcuit with your user pinging

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

I'm sorry I pinged /u/GingerBizcuit I promise it won't happen again I'm just so in love my heart hurts

n/a  westphall 2017-03-25

1 2 3 times two to the six

Jolts in for your fix with the u/GingerBizcuit mix

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

She called me a troll. My heart hurts so much you guys. I just want /u/GingerBizcuit to touch my bussy

n/a  strathmeyer 2017-03-25

Nobody thinks you're pretending.

n/a  Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-25

Kys

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

:-(

n/a  Sarge_Ward 2017-03-25

This is a no negative vibes thread friendo. Please do not do that.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Thank you so much /u/Sarge_Ward. You're the only one who understands how serious my feelings for /u/GingerBizcuit are. You WILL be best man at our wedding, right?

n/a  Sarge_Ward 2017-03-25

Absolutely I will my dude! I've already got my best tux picked out and everything.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Did you hear that /u/GingerBizcuit our wedding just got even better baby!

n/a  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-25

Oh boy, /u/gingerbizcuit needs to confront you about this. She's been leading you on for way too long.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

That's what I've been saying c'mon /u/gingerbizcuit stop making my heart hurt

n/a  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-25

Seriously, /u/GingerBizcuit, you have an obligation to tell him the truth.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Excuse you her name is /u/GingerBizcuit misspell it again and I will be forced to use my katana

n/a  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-25

Well excuse me for not being able to type well and succumbing to yet another one of my phone's numerous acts of rebellion. I shall correct this error at once!

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Please do see /u/GingerBizcuit I always defend m'ladys honor

n/a  Neon_needles 2017-03-25

What is Ginger's BMI?

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

/u/GingerBizcuit is a beautiful woman of size and I won't tolerate your fatphobia you alt-right loser

n/a  khanfusion 2017-03-25

Bowel Movement Information? I'm thinking a 4/3-d.

n/a  Neon_needles 2017-03-25

hot damn she keeper

n/a  itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-25

This is me and /u/snallygaster tbh

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Love is love <3

/u/gingerbizcuit

n/a  snallygaster 2017-03-25

You exist.

n/a  atakeonhooper 2017-03-25

I wouldn't have advised that course of action.

n/a  itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-25

That's why you're a communist, I'm bout to crush that pussy like a can of Orange Crush, my 8th favorite non-alcoholic drink n

n/a  atakeonhooper 2017-03-25

I'm a communist because rich people fucked up everyone's lives about a decade ago and almost none of them got punished for it.

what the fuck is that shit.

n/a  itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-25

This would be a great shitpost back to my shitpost, with teen angst and all, but not a great genuine one so I'll assume you're sp-ing back at me.

n/a  Will0saurus 2017-03-25

> rich people

pepe

n/a  nalalacjek 2017-03-25

pepe text on pepe

kys tbh

n/a  Will0saurus 2017-03-25

Fixed it you fucking nerd

n/a  nalalacjek 2017-03-25

thx bby

n/a  MG87 2017-03-25

ewwww, girl pussy.

n/a  squarefaces 2017-03-25

Mod senpai noticed you u/itsaboyffxiv!

n/a  itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-25

Don't, I'm shy

n/a  snallygaster 2017-03-25

too late!!

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-03-25

Oh no

n/a  JumbledFun 2017-03-25

/u/velvet_llama bruh you're fading from memory, other people creepy crushing in your creepy crush territory!

n/a  MG87 2017-03-25

Well now you gotta peg the shit out of him.

n/a  alarmmightsound 2017-03-25

She's bad news, don't.

Gave me a canker sore

n/a  AmericanAlicorn 2017-03-25

same

me and /u/snallygaster

n/a  snallygaster 2017-03-25

You exist.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

A POEM FOR MY LOVE

/u/GingerBizcuit/ More like willing to risk it/ Want to show her my bussy/ Like a brown shriveled Triscuit/

/u/GingerBizcuit/ More like don't wanna miss it/ Need to touch that sloppy puss/ And eat it like brisket/

n/a  atakeonhooper 2017-03-25

it's saturday night and I'm posting in this thread

someone help

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

You think YOU feel bad I should be making love to /u/GingerBizcuit rn

n/a  atakeonhooper 2017-03-25

she smokes weed too, bruh

if she smokes, she pokes

just not you

n/a  Thhueros 2017-03-25

Will you ever cuck /u/cuckslovetrump ?

n/a  Sarge_Ward 2017-03-25

My advice? Take her to the top of a hill for a romantic sunset picnic First-ten-minutes-of-Up style and then confess your love to her over the most beautiful music ever created by man

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

URGH IF ONLY.

/u/GingerBizcuit is the best waifu I've ever had tbh

n/a  sovietsleepover 2017-03-25

Go back to edirc or butteschat

n/a  snallygaster 2017-03-25

those are some nice ass references,

n/a  sovietsleepover 2017-03-25

PP4L

n/a  snallygaster 2017-03-25

we pumpin

n/a  going_for_a_wank 2017-03-25

Send her a video of you jerking off while wearing a dog collar. It is a surefire way to get her attention/affection.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

/u/gingerbizcuit would this make you happy baby

n/a  khanfusion 2017-03-25

Step One: Logout

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-03-25

Step Two: Buy a rope

n/a  CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-25

Step three: rape

n/a  ComedicSans 2017-03-25

user reports:
1: surplus autism

Well duh...

n/a  PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-03-25

"Notice me sempai" - OP

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

Urgh. If only. NOTICE ME /u/gingerbizcuit

n/a  shut_up_noodles 2017-03-25

.

n/a  theherps 2017-03-25

/u/GingerBizcuit how do I get a bunch of autists to ping me like you?

I just want attention

n/a  tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-03-25

Hey, I noticed your comment. I want you to know that others' attention isn't important.

What's important is that you kys

n/a  shaneoffline 2017-03-25

and I'm in love with y...

you know what? Fuck off forever.

n/a  LeftistHighlander 2017-03-25

There once was a man named sperg alan.

Pathetic and Sad! Such a moran

His creepy stalking shit:

Typical incel bit!

You'll never get laid that way, sperg lord man.

n/a  sperglordalan 2017-03-25

sniffles

Fuckin' beautiful man

n/a  LeftistHighlander 2017-03-25

Someone had to try to post something funny itt