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Pyramid Egyptians > Terrorist Egyptians

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Someone knocked over your pyramid. Here you go little guy:

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there are three pyramids, newfag

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Terrorist Egyptians stole all that land from the proud black Pyramid Egyptians.

We wuz kangs.

In fairness to the Egyptian guy, one person in that comment chain gave a reasonable-sounding explanation for why Egyptians feel good about that war, not that I'm going to bother verifying it.

Given the materiel losses involved in that "victory", it's going to have to stretch real hard to even qualify as a Pyrrhic one.

/u/Ayemjee do you consider getting your forces decimated (at a 15:1 ratio no less) an astounding victory for your side?

So it's about the kd ratio now? We playing call of duty now?

... responds to nothing but a parenthetical aside...

Is a massively asymmetrical materiel loss ratio in your enemies' favor your definition of a phenomenal victory?

I mean, you don't see Persians celebrating their devastating victory at Thermopylae.

This isn't a video game you retard. You don't decide who won the war by counting dead bodies or "k/d ratios". Whoever succeeds in the objective they set out to accomplish (like getting land for e.g. in case of Egypt) is the winner and whoever failed to accomplish their objectives (like defend and keep land like Israel) is the loser

We're not disputing the victory, you absolute walnut. I've already acknowledged it might qualify as a pyrrhic one.

The Persians defeated the Spartans too. Yet history considers the Persians to be the Spartans' absolute bitch.

Your delusion is thinking anyone entertains the notion that Israel did anything but establish the fact that they were top dogs of the middle east in '73.

The Persians defeated the Spartans too. Yet history considers the Persians to be the Spartans' absolute bitch.

That, frankly, has a lot more to do with the history of Western civilization and Romans obsession with Hellenic history than anything especially grounded in reality. Persians forged a powerful empire, and Spartans... were a bunch of dirty uneducated dicks who were mostly sneered at by their contemporaries. And even at that same Thermopylae, 1500 Thebans stayed for the last stand, but nobody seems to even remember them.

We are all Helleboos, basically.

Welcome to being part of an actual culture.

In way true - but it's good to keep these things in perspective.

Congratulations on being self-flagellating liberal #639,762,081 who is open-minded to everything except his own culture.

Don't be one of those retards. There are lots of things to be admired about Hellenic culture in general, but you don't have to wank them off in nostalgia - especially the illiterate asshole cousins of the family.

Somebody skipped the gym this month.

Well, I'm overseas on vacation so actually yes. Been trying to hike off all the delicious beer. Suspect my mtb season is going to have pretty rough start. I don't have your gay dedication, sue me.

Israel were top dogs of the middle east in '73

still lost to egypt

You're just nitpicking details to scrape the barrel for at least some glory in Israel's decisive loss. Egypt still control the land they won. In the end, resources expended doesn't matter, your "but it was only pyrrhic!! Israel stronk!!" doesnt matter. Egypt won get over it.

Hey, thanks. I was just trying to give some knowledge about the subject, without actually defending the person exhibiting obnoxious behavior. If I can be proved wrong, I'd love to see the evidence.

Ha! I got you to return our own land back to us! Suck it, Israel!

...yeah?

Well, they accomplished what Mexico and Ireland still haven't.

Israel took their land too in a war?

/u/ayemjee your country and all the other arab countries suck and you suck also

Don't be racist goy

He's just mad that G-d's chosen people were able to vanquish him so swiftly, hmm I wonder why, maybe because thy have Him on their side 😉

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Sure didn't help against the Germans. Guess Yahweh was taking a shit that day.

No seriously, the Islamic expansion is long overdue for being reversed and shoved back into the Arabian peninsula.

Have more kids, mayo

My wife is black.

Thanks for contributing to the mayocide

Black Americans have been here for 400 years.

Ok

That's right.

Jordan is p based tho

Basically the only non-israeli arab country with a decent army.

Your flair is says autism, not gonna even bother😂

You dont get the point of this sub.

Does anyone really?

Maybe they were talking about the time Ramesses II fought the Hittites?

Kadesh was actually a tactical loss and a strategic draw, but Ramses created a huge propaganda campaign claiming it as a great victory.

They might be lousy at governing, and trade, and building monuments, but it's nice to know that there's at least a few traditions modern Egyptians have preserved.

They took out those Sea People, though.

yeah, you know, just like the Battle of Edinburgh, where Caliph Jamie Foxx defeated the evil Spartan forces of General Fedinand Marcos, supported by his ever-faithful Mexican vassals.

haha holy shit

my grandfather fought in 1973 and he single handedly destoryed tanks.

/u/Ayemjee did he do it with his bare hands? were his bulging Egyptian muscles glinting in the twilight? was the ancient power of the pharaohs with him that day? motherfucker, I just gotta know!

/u/Ayemjee did he do it with his bare hands? were his bulging Egyptian muscles glinting in the twilight? was the ancient power of the pharaohs with him that day? motherfucker, I just gotta know!

Yes, yes, yes! He even bitchslapped your grandad back to slavery! It's amazing actually!

I think you are mistaking me for someone who has a (((grandfather))) or at least a (((tank))).

Not that you could probably tell the difference, since you come from a country whose people have done absolutely zero since about 2500BC

What have you contributed to humanity, CarnistHappyCamp?

What's have you? Israel is still there.

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He managed to not be born an Egyptian which is more than I can say for you.

Well, shit, around 80 upvotes in this exchange alone, I must be doing something right!

If 80 upvotes on subreddit are your definition of a "right" contribution to humanity, then you should go and say the same shit in r/Arabs, we'll see how many upvotes youll get then idiot😂👍

I love you, keep it up Farouk!

Love you too man! Especially your sense of humor! So funny!!!!!

Mira than your people to be honest

It's even funnier than that - the people who lived there in 2500 BC were almost entirely displaced and outbred over the years of migration by people from the east (aka Arabs and Turks). Their claim to fame is basically being the Ottomans' mamluk bitches. Was your grandfather a mamluk bitch /u/ayemjee?

That's white propaganda. Only white people displace and wipe out natives when they invade and bring settlers with them. Egyptian people were simply converted to Islam like all the other Islamic countries, the people there are still the same natives that lived there 5000 years ago. Unlike the European colony of Israel, or America, or Australia, etc

Stop saying nonsense. If reddit user Vakieh says we were wiped then he's right. Im writing this from my mamluk bitch grave. You know nothing.

he's making fun of you bro

Mamluks were turkish slave-knights held by the Fatimid Caliphate. They eventually took over the state.

Didn't recent studies show that the DNA of Egyptian pharaohs compared to modern Egyptians is largely unchanged?

Their cotton makes nice sheets. We always need people to work in the cotton industry.

The only good thing about Egypt after the Ancient Egyptians is Salah ad-Din.

He was Kurdish

Exactly. Hence the "good" part.

If we're counting Egyptians from other places, then what about Muhammad Ali Pasha? He was Albanian.

Got me there. Since he could also be a Kurd, I guess he's all right.

Salah ad-Din.

Islamic, therefore not good.

Edgy

Oh top fucking quality banter you get an upvote even though you're retarded.

I'm very pleased that my fellow autistic dramadwellers, for once, have gotten it through their thick mongoloid heads not to downvote the lolcows.

Plus I'm starting to think this guy belongs here anyway.

Why quote the entire comment you are replying to? Quoting is to highlight specific parts you are referencing. KYS you fucking mongoloid.

Who's the Mongoloid when you're the one with autism, you abomination fuck?

Yeah, it's still you brosef

Whats it like being clinically retarded? I mean I'm pretty impressed with how literate you are though

Its pretty devastating actually. I can't help but call people retards on the internet, then proceed to praise their literacy.

his grandfather

He used the power of the Egyptian God Cards.

in all fairness the people who decide the winner of a war by tallying up wikipedia casualty lists are fucking retarded. its not a call of duty scoreboard. or maybe i am wrong and germany won world war 2, who knows

In all fairness people are not disputing who won the war. They are disputing claims of Egypt making Israel its bitch.

Pretty sure Russia made Nazi Germany their bitch. Has nothing to with casualties. People are literally tallying up "kill-to-death ratio" lmfao

Yeah when you have 1-15 kill to death where as the country you invaded has 3-1 and pushed you so far back you are fighting on your own territoty you definitelly didn't make them your bitch. Deal with it,

Pretty sure Russia made Nazi Germany their bitch.

No, just about 1/2 of Germany. Ever heard of the Berlin wall? Or the other countries that were fighting against Germany in the World War II?

Deal with it.

dang, fierce

Yeah when you have 1-15 kill to death

oh, you're one of those people as well. this is not how war works

No, just about 1/2 of Germany.

Had Germany only fought the western allies, they would've still lost. Had they fought only russia, they might have kept the strategic advantage and won, provided that they had managed to keep Russia from achieving its 1944 capabalities. The russian war machine of 1944/45 was completely undefeatable for Germany even in a single front situation

this is not how war works

Are you trying to say something? We are not talking how war works, we are talking about how making someone your bitch works. Pay attention.

Read the thread - people discussed way more than the kill ratios. And the original claim was that Egypt made Israel its bitch and that it could do it again.

yes i know that there are also other discussions in the thread how is that in any way relevant to what i wrote

/u/Ayemjee, have you considered reading a book instead of getting ass fucked by your pet goat?

Fringe Egyptologists hate him!

You guys got your shit pushed in in 1949, in 1967, and in 1973. Israel is the size of fucking New Hampshire, and you camefuckers couldn't win against them in a military campaign.

That's why you shitskins keep sending you mentally retarded and children (not mutually exclusive, I know) to blow themselves up. And you routinely fuck that up, too.

/u/Ayemjee the last time anybody gave a shit about the Israeli-Egyptian conflict you guys ended up with a destroyed country full of bugs and dead babies

The fact that you're bragging about killing babies shows how mature you are. You're probably a sweaty 16 year old who can't control his hormones and cant fight the urge to look stupid on the internet.

Hey man I don't brag about what G-d does, I just report the facts

Napalm, napalm sticks like glue

Sticks to women and children too!

Typical pussy jew lol. At this point it's really not just a stereotype anymore😂

I'm a relapsed Catholic, thanks.

Is so cute to see a deluded person like you

The only thing your grandpa and friends were good at were at being killed lol

They died for nothing, your enemy stands and now your country and army are weak

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Islam out of Egypt. Restore the dynasty.