Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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Wait, you won't suck dick and don't like boipucci?

downvoted

Of course I like bussy, the fuck is wrong with you?

Okay, but will you suck dick?

Depends if it got cut up

All dicks are beautiful you bigot.

It's not like I wouldn't invite you to an orgy or anything, I'd just be fucking other people instead

The ones that look like something out of "ALIEN" are not.

But all dicks look like something out of Alien. Some look like dick-shaped things, others look worse

Dicks are objectively ugly

Actually I'm pretty sure cut dicks look a little more Alien-esque, if we're talking about the movie franchise. His metaphor is great, but not in the way he intended.

But see the alien isn't the only thing in Alien. Considering all of Giger's architecture and designs, there's gotta be something for almost every dick in that movie

Truly a great movie franchise, but more importantly a gold standard for penis representation for men everywhere.

Yours looks like a maggot. Mine looks like a Zulu assegai.

That's just, like, your gay opinion, man

Darn it! You beat me to it!

(I've been arguing with this troll elsewhere, but never got a chance to make that pun.)

Tell us, how did you become such a dick connoisseur?

I've mentioned it a few times in this discussion but I like dick

Tl;dr?

That's a lot of links to check to find out why this guy wants you to suck his dick, and why you don't want to do it.

Could you provide a summary please?

I said I have not seen certain people again for sex because they were circumcised and he got upset and started replying to every comment I made in the thread

What don't you like about circumcised dicks?

You probably don't understand, but as a straight guy I can tell you they look nicer and are better in general. Cleaner too.

I'm not attracted to them in the same way in not attracted to scarred vaginas. Most people are okay with them though so you've got no need to worry.

I don't get where the hygiene argument comes from though. In the UK we shower daily.

I guess you just don't get it then. Whatever floats your boat, if your boat happens to float on being wrong.

we shower daily.

Now we know you're lying, filthy European

CLEAN

THE

EUROPEAN

My health teacher's argument for circumcising her son was so he would fit in

I wanted to settle in America and start a family but there's so much shit like this that's just considered normal in America

Just mind your own business. Don't ask, don't tell. You'll be fine.

Unless the doctors circumcise your son against you wishes. Which has happened before.

I mean, we're not too bad. We're not great, but we're okay.

What about when people ask what church I go to or when school teachers teach my future kids that evolution is just a meme

Then get the duck out of the south and come to California. Avoid Berkeley and sjw social hubs.

Anyplace, really, that is liberal, but not too liberal. Avoid the typical red states.

just because she wont suck pol's dick, doesn't mean she's thristy for your dick either numbnuts

Tfw no dick

Berkeley is fine too, actually. Nice place, really.

You're not gonna have to worry, they check your dick at the border.

Who gives a shit. Get over yourself.

You believe in magic top kek

You are incredibly wrong about that. But you are a crying bitch for caring about it either way.

crying bitch

Didn't you get mad as fuck at me because your dick was mutilated?

No; I am very happy with my nuclear missile monster dong. :-D

I'm glad but I still won't offer my bussy to you

I'm not into buttholes.

We don't want any additional whiny faggots with dog-dicks.

Damn, that's just sad.

In a very small area of north London, particularly fastidious people can be expected to shower on at least a semi-annual basis.

they look nicer and are better in general. Cleaner too.

As someone with a non-mutilated dick I can tell you you're retarded.

As someone with a good-looking dick that doesn't look like it's being suffocated with a tentacle or something, I can tell you that I accept you for who you are. And it's not your fault. But you're less of a person than I am.

But there's nothing wrong with that. We are who we are.

Man who hasn't had part of his dick removed is less of a person

Fundamentally incorrect

maybe he's a smegma connoisseur.

I have not seen certain people again for sex because they were circumcised

This is probably the most backwards, retarded thing I've read on reddit this year. Congratulations

beliefs

I'm not attracted to men with red hair, is that my fault too?

Hey I see me in there!

woah cool!

Trying to rationalize western male genital mutilation

It's okay, your parents' abuse is not your fault.

Who are you talking to?

I'm addressing men who are victims of male genital mutilation.

victim's

Yeah man I've been crying myself to sleep every night over my lost foreskin

wouldnt be suprised tbh

I'll suck either of your dicks if it means anything

It does not.

Refused to go to town on my bussy before.

Ban him

BREAK

THE

STRAIGHT

yourgayopinion legit defending circumcision

smh

not a gay enough opinion tbh

True. Gays like to take fetishization of the most disgusting aspects of the male body deep into trying-too-hard.

>implying there are any parts of the male body that are not the absolute nadir of physical attractiveness

B-bussy?

It makes sense that degenerates who fetishize hairy shit-chutes would also favor smegma-sheaths.

WAIT

serious question

If you're getting ftm surgery can you choose if it'll look cut or uncut?

No because the procedure is terrible anyway and the result doesn't look like look like a penis

i'm not clicking all those links you fruit rollup

But babies do consent to eating. One of the very first things they do besides cry is go for a nipple

Tries to deny homosexuality:

This is the part that really throws me for a loop. I mean, the dude's entire shtick is providing your neighborhood friendly faggot's opinion, but now he's pretending he's not into bussy? Something's fucky.

Where did he ask you to suck his dick? /u/yourgayopinion is a shitty troll who believes in Pizzagate (or pretends to) but asking you for a BJ is not what he said here.

Pizzagate (or pretends to)

Cultural Marxists make the sexualization of children both a means and an end. Eventually, they begin flaunting their degeneracy.

Shut the fuck up

Why are you mad?

Is this the thread where we pretend we're not in else?

So, how did this thread work out?