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Not even the most special of tumblr snowflakes could be as 1/10th as retarded as the average the_donald user

Not even SRS

Not even CB

Not even nega

Seriously, if you non-ironically post in the donald kill yourself

If I ever said anything about ignoring people political opinion and judging their character instead, forgive me, I was clearly wrong

Damage controlling for fellow cucks this hard

Standard cuck behaviour

hmmm

stop being a stalker rierie

u 1^st luvverrrrboi

lmao "You are genuine jontron fan"

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is this an official reddit app thing?

it's just an app that parses someone's commenting for you, check yours and you'll get it

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u seem like a cool guy tbh

wyd tho

Damn I've had a karma spike this month.

Rn I'm drinking beer and waiting for my gf to get off work. Any second now I'm going to clean my room. WYD?

drinking hard liquor and browsing the internet, like cool kids are known to do.

tbh it's my bedtime tho

What kind of hard liquor? You're young still you can handle a drunk Thursday.

eagle rare bourbon. and tomorrow's my birthday, i'm not about to take shit for being hungover

You still never answered my question of having a joint bday party. Mines on Saturday but I have tomorrow off to prepare myself for the bday weekend.

um, of COURSE we can besties.bitmoji dabs.bitmoji

I hope there's a sperg out to this convo.

i mean why else do we do it but for the

TAKE THIS SHIT TO PMS

you are:

dumb fucking nerd

nerd

never has anything been so right about me before

Your snoopsoo is EVERYTHING

Why is it better than yours?

Mine is just normal shit I do online. Yours calls you a "dumb fucking nerd" that's EVERYTHING.

Haha I suppose that is pretty awesome.

Hey /u/riemann1413 how's yours?

longest period between two consecutive posts: 32 hours

dude...

You and everyone else here would be very surprised how little of a total loser @riemann1413 actually is.

stop ruining this for me

whoa, that long?

What would this site be if you ever decided to stop posting one day?

markedly improved

you are: memer

This app is retarded. I want to kill white people unironically, this is not memes.

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Why does that site know what city I live in and why does it show comments that I've deleted? Does that mean someone used it on me previously or does it cache everyone's profile?

it means someone used it on you from what i can tell. it seems to cache all comments available when it's refreshed. if you check the top left it should tell you when it was last refreshed at least

Ughh. So much for deleting everything. At least my most downvoted comment is something respectable.

if you hit refresh it will reflash the analysis with your current history

Now it looks like I post in /r/tumblr and /r/circlebroke2 but oh well.

oh no

post bussy daddy

Do you have the same username on Runscape?

1v1 wildies?

thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam

How does it feel to be deeply cucked by Dipshit Donny?

I can't relate. Sorry, friend.

There's a support group for people suffering from chronic cuckoldry that can probably help you; it's called /r/politics.

implying trumpettes have real political opinions

it's more like they have political feelings that are as coherent as a hormonal teenager's.

retardation has been a political party in America for years

retardation has been a political party

It's called "anarchism". Just ask the """"(((expert)))"""" /u/prince_kropotkin since he was overjoyed that Trump won

if I wanted to parse that much punctuation I'd get back into programming

tl;dr: pk is a poseur jew

yes i love trump, who might start ww3 in syria

accelerationist me up baby, after the smoke clears i might be able to survive on tinned beans for a few weeks

I actually do though.

If WW3 starts, then that means I no longer have to hand in this assignment I'm pulling another all-nighter on.

same boat brah

Its a really easy assignment, too. I could get it done in 3 hours probably. But I'm too distracted arguing with people online, you know?

I feel ya there. Badeconomics threw another tantrum about me today.

I also agree that Bernie would have prevented Assad gassing his own people btw

I have no idea if it was even Assad at this point, it wouldn't really surprise me but investigations are still under way. This seems incredibly fucking dangerous regardless of who did the gas attack, though.

is there any difference between anarchy and utilitarianism?

i dunno

this seems incredibly fucking dangerous

it really is not though

evan harper here with the incredibly hot take that committing acts of war on close allies of Iran & Russia is perfectly safe

this is like saying that in 1998 we should have been worried about France retaliating after we bombed Iraq

yes, because france would have lined up against America to defend Iraq. Extremely hot take #2 from the guy who thinks he's a total genius.

that's my point you chump

my whole point is that Russia and Iran aren't going to line up against America to defend Syria

jesus christ

France is not to Iraq like Russia & Iran are to Syria. Are you serious?

dude

nothing is going to happen

this strike, alone, is as consequential as any other low-effort cruise missile salvo. we bombed the shit out of Serbia for 80 days and the Russians didn't go to war over it. they are not going to go to war over two hours of lazy-ass cruise missile bullshit on some arabs. jesus

I didn't say this will start a nuclear war. I said it was fucking dangerous. You're a crackpot realist.

and you listen to too much 'chapo trap house' my dude

Are you still mad that you got BTFO when you went over there to do your thing?

you got "crackpot realist" from a matt christman rant and we both know it

Uhhh it's a very well known C. Wright Mills concept? I first heard it from Corey Robin some years ago IIRC.

you're just not good at banter fam

Syrian Information Minister confirms that the US strike was limited and predictable and excludes military escalation

https://twitter.com/LBCI_NEWS/status/850239209126350848

You know you're retarded when you're being blown out by our pet idiot.

I love dumb bimbos, hmu lemme get into your bussy

He's right. Just because this is your first dance doesn't mean it is for the rest of us

You're cute

Its theater, nothing more. This is a stupid distraction.

Russia is our ally in the fight against globalism.

I don't think it was Assad. He is beating the rebels and gaining support. I don't see any benefit to him.

I think it was globalist/deep state/neolib/Saudi shenanigans.

Hell Assad stopped gassing for 4 years after Obama told him to fuck off. He sees the beta male bitch in the WH and starts up again.

accelerationist me up baby

this but maybe unironically

Posadas would be proud

I was wondering what that R next to their names was.

edgy but true

Of course they have real political opinions.

Why else would they being furiously jerking off at 3am while refreshing Big Daddy's twitter page?

Patrick: is "gas the kikes" a political opinion?

Change it to "gas the whites" and it becomes a pretty sound political platform.

pretty sound

you mean "objectively correct?"

The Only Solution.

If I convince myself it's not my real opinion, then I can believe anything no matter how retarded!

Seriously, if you non-ironically post in the donald kill yourself

If you post unironically in the_d you're an idiot.

If you post ironically in the_d you're pretending to be an idiot, which to everyone but you is exactly the same thing as being an idiot.

"Ironic shitposting is still shitposting" - John Locke

You're really brave dude

Seriously, if you non-ironically post in the donald kill yourself

what is this descrimination against ironic shitposters. we deserve to be told to kill ourselves too! this is why we need feminism damnit.

it's not ironic when the 99% of the t_d users are legitimately autistic.

source from the mouth of a td mod himself

[we need] to elevate the culture of the sub to something a little more sophisticated and articulate than autistic manchild

a bit late for that, isn't it?

it's not "late" when it began that way

tru

Autism saves.

I post spicy memes wherever they're needed. Does that mean I need to kill myself?

Depends on if you're white.

So yes

MAYOCIDE NOW

Yes

Do it pussy.

Hey man. Finding the meme spicy doesn't equate to agreeing with its content. And besides, if I kill myself, who will feed my cat?

Your cat will eat your corpse.

Make sure to livestream it ty

No, all political types are this stupid.

You must be young. One of the most hilariously pathetic things about a new President is watching their supporters shift on a dime. O-bots used to hate Drones, then loved them, hated banks, then loved them, etc.

It's all the same. you just don't have enough exposure to culty people to get it yet.

Something something horseshoe theory.

Please, continue to share your lazy old man wisdom.

Not even the most special of tumblr snowflakes could be as 1/10th as retarded as the average the_donald user

Damn - lol

Chop off your dick

kill yourself

You've lowered your mentality to that of a 12-year-old crying at the school playground.

Wait....How old are you?

Body of a 22 y.o, mind of a 15 y.o

That is why me fucking 16 y.o isnt creepy

Also look at the sub you are in boi

That is why me fucking 16 y.o isnt creepy

We both know you aren't getting laid. But nice try.

A full 180 in less than an hour

Or how it was a false flag

It may very well be a false flag by Al-Qaeda affiliates, they did it in 2013 to try and get Obama into full fledged war mode.

The people claiming it "had to have been the CIA" are pretty funny tho. I bet the CIA turned the Syrian frogs gay too.

Difference was Obama isn't impulsive

Retarded Playing 5 dimensional chess Retarded

Yeah, Obama had to check with Soros before made any move.

Is Soros your go to for everything?

No, I am not Barack Hussein. I am posting about Barack Hussein.

Wtf are talking about? Just about every country's assessment says it's clear it was perpetrated by Assad regime, with the exception of Iran, Russia, and I dunno probably North Korea. Quit spreading this tabloid /pol/paganda nonsense.

already tagged you as "JIDF shill" thanks for confirming

I do it for free because I'm only part Jewish.

A true jew doesn't do anything for free.

SMDH chosenfam

Rule of aquisition #143

Nah, it's not clear at all, except for that every part of the conflict has a reason to lie.

Leave the Syrian French alone they would have just used a truck to run over children.

/u/ChipChippersonAMA just commented this and deleted this message to me. Even he knows /u/ATissu is a cherry-picking liar.

http://i.imgur.com/nLVMLA9.png

You seem to be incredibly worried about what a drama sub thinks of your sub. You should take this to the admins, this is a grave injusitce.

Daddy would not choose to be wrong except in order to be more right in the long term.

The God-Emperor maintains a minimum of 5 steps ahead of the globalist cucks.

Added you as an approved submitter since you're having some trouble with posting.

Thanks man I really appreciate that. Thank you. You have my word I won't abuse this privilege you gave to me. You're awesome :)

No problem. People getting hit with the posting timer is something we try to avoid, so we do this occasionally to people who get downvoted a lot when entering this subreddit.

There's literally two fucking rules. Don't post CP and don't downvote the lolcows!

Lol ok give it 24 hours then

It was almost certainly a false flag.

Its most likely not

I don't understand why Assad would want to cause everyone to hate him just now, since the tide is turning in his favor.

I do see why Saudi and globalist and neoliberal forces would want to false flag this attack.

Scott Adams called it a false flag on his blog (http://blog.dilbert.com/post/159264981001/the-syrian-gas-attack-persuasion)

Ya they were posting it. Imagine generating the creator of Dilbert

Some are using the Deep State excuse or saying it is Clinton/McCain I'm charge.

Clinton goes on TV advocating air strikes on airfields.

Trump does just that.

My Clinton v Trump slashfiction is coming true.

You can't just say that you have Clinton x Trump slash and not post it!

Post slash or get ban.

It isn't finished yet! You can't look at unfinished writing, that's like watching Star Wars and stopping at the part where Luke's hand gets cut off by Darth Vader.

you have 48 hours to finish and post your slash.

Post slash or get bash.

FTFY

Slash the Fash!

If you're interested, I know a guy who can get you some disgusting Chinese cartoons about Trump and Hillary.

My Clinton x Trump slashfiction is coming true.

post now

/u/atlasii you were right this subreddit is abusive I'm reporting them to the police

Clinton x Trump

that weird shadbase hentai where clinton is like 9 years old?

wut?

i don't know what the fuck he's talking about, but it's based probably on this picture of her

I decided to Google it.

I regret Googling it.

This is America, not Islam, bro.

I thought slash meant gay?

I know Clinton is a lesbian but is trump now one?

McCain in charge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

....Thats not how the government works.

That's what the government wants you to think.

It is a globalist Deep State hoax.

Not as deep state as I am in yer nan m8.

I hope you removed her diaper first.

Just push em to the side m8

Which blows my mind since Mexico isn't paying for the wall and the Keystone pipeline won't use American steel. Also Obamacare is still the law of the land.

Eventually...

Well technicly you could fashion an argument that mexico is paying for the wall, not upfront, but through everything made in mexico will come with an extra tax going forward. A lot of international companies are getting pretty fucked by that taxation. LEGO especially, they dont have a market south of mexico. Everyone in south america got fake LEGO, so the production facility in mexico was sending 99% of its products to canada and the USA.

I can't believe these companies aren't going to pass those taxes onto US Citizens. How nice of them!

You think the mexican government is going to subsidize that tax? More like than not it will be pushed through to the consumers aka the american people.

This is what retards actually believe.

At least TPP is gone

If you believe that, then you should be supporting the President. :-D

"God bless america and the entire world."

Trump has become a literal globalist cuck.

How jucy.

Both him and Alex Jones are known globalist shills

So wait, at this point in time, are there relevant American nationalists according to T_D?

Sorry but these are all cherry picked comments by OP. Instead of falling for it, why not just head over to their sub and see for yourself. Here I'll save you the trouble, their top post on the Syrian escalation right now. You'll be hard pressed to find trumpers supporting this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/63xbwn/breaking_us_attacks_syrian_air_base_with_60/

In fact, go check out /r/SubredditDrama for more genuine reporting of what's happening in T_D.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/63xkrf/trump_orders_syrian_airstrikes_rt_d_is_not_too/

Thanks, I was wondering where I could find a less entertaining version of this thread.

You have to give it a few minutes for their mods to clean the thread up, you know. There's no such thing as a Trump supporter who doesn't support the Daddy!

Maybe so. Heck I'll even agree with you.

But at least you do see that OP completely cherry picked comments to fit his agenda?

But at least you do see that OP completely cherry picked comments to fit his agenda?

They're cherry picking drama, you fucking retard.

Why would he not find dramatic spergouts and link them. We're not Breitbart here, we don't report 100000% facts like pizzagate, we just try to find and chuckle at drama.

Yeah but this dude painted a completely false narrative of the reality isn't it?

Let's call a spade a spade. Give credit to those jerks at t_d at least once when they at least show some spine right?

What spine? That they agree with daddy once again in denial of all facts? Or that they're CTR shills removed from T_D?

/r/drama is a shitshow of austistics thinking anything not right leaning is postable "drama" where users jerk each other off and ping the people in the linked threads in the attempts to get a rise out of them which somehow validates their opinions

Cherry-picking things is like the bread and butter of this subreddit.

Cherry ... is like ... bread ...

THIS IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHERRIES AND BREAD

But at least you do see that OP completely cherry picked comments to fit his agenda?

Bud, you're right. He did it to promote an agenda of bringing the highest quality drama to our subscribers.

No, we've been discussing it. The gas attack is likely a hoax and I initially opposed responding to it, but the God-Emperor is wise.

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lol

Bitch I've seen posts saying the gas attacks were a false flag just a couple hours ago

Are you stupid or? None of them are not supporting it they don't care he broke his promise, that's why you see them say shit like well this proves he's not Putins puppet or this sends a message to the world. So it seems like they do support it.

Look at all those deleted posts, thanks for proving our point /u/atlasii.

I'm in the sticky on /pol/ right now and pretty much everybody there hates this.

cause Trumps an emotional dispshit surrounded by Neocon warhawks who have wet dreams about glassing the middle east

YEAH BUT TRUMP IS AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT! HE'S GOING TO CHANGE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM THE INSIDE!

I bet Trump hasn't even gotten inside Lindsey Graham's bussy and given him the vapors yet smh

bussy

The proper Republican term is "boy pussy"

Only if you're from Oklahoma and at that point is life worth living?

They said he was gonna make anime real. I'm never going to believe in anything except my waifu ever again :(

Haha that nazi salute at 0:44

the fuck is this?

Mike Diva, patron saint of Meme Magic, that's what.

honestly i wish those faggots would just fucking do it already. like it would solve the problem of thinking neoconservatives are worth more of a place in society than literal nazis very quickly and easily. it might even have a negative impact on islamic terrorism too, which would be an added bonus

can't have islamic terrorism without the islamics tbh

who have wet dreams about glassing the middle east

Why would they want to do that? More likely they want the conflict to endure so their weapon factories can keep selling to both sides.

Easier access to the oil. You just cut a hole in the glass like ice fishing.

Because nothing ever changes. The bipartisan consensus on foreign policy will outlast us all.

Probably 'cause Mattis was advising him and he doesn't seem to give a shit what his voters want or think now that he's in office.

pro-hezbollah twitter

What? Is Hezbollah lovers going to cry at Trump attacking their friend?

Trump is Clintoning the fuck out.

wtf i hate daddy now :(

where did "wtf I hate _____" meme come from?

wtf I hate facebook now

It started on /int/ and spread to /pol/ because /pol/ steals and kills all of their meemays.

Hey, you take that back about /int/!

nice dubs

hot take: trump is has been compromised by the jews.

What crafty people

post this to /r/Trumpgret please

K

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No tremendous? For shame.

stop being alive tbh

oh man i can't wait

Wait, first we have to find out if he's white.

IM OVERTHROWING YOU, ASSAD!😭👋

http://i.imgur.com/idAaA.gif

Legitimately hilarious.

ironically kys tbh

Bashar is a pale shadow of his daddy, Hafez.

• can't mossad the assad

Now I've got to admit that I'm pro-Assad.

Me too, I can't wait until he gasses the rest of you camel felching pedophile dunecoons.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Why are you pro-assad? Not arguing, just curious.

What's a pan-arabist?

Are you arab?

r/arabs هتعجبك اذا

عقليتك قريبة من عقليتهم...بأستثناء مساندة بشار الأسد يعني

you

But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

In retrospect, that was probably good advice.

former Trump voter here

nice try, hillary

Mattis is a fucking warhawk who has been and currently is pushing the Saudi/Israel ME worldview which is essentially a giant war machine against all the Shia for being "the bad guys."

Idk why people at T_D think Mattis is different, if anyone was going to be level on Syria and interventionism it was Flynn, but golly gee he talked to a Russian ambassador so we had to crucify him. And ofc now if you're even on Syria and not trying to start WW3 w/ Russia you are a Putin sympathizer.

While I don't know the full detail of the airstike I certainly get the inkling Trump will tow the Neocon line in Syria, he certainly is in Yemen.

And that fact is neither surprising nor admirable, but T_D is a circlejerk sub so I'm not surprised at this bout of mental gymnastics.

Yeah but I had high hopes for Kushner running shit behind the scenes. He was super pro Israel but he seemed to strongly dislike interventionism.

lmao look at this guy, everyone! He had hope

Fuckin jackass

He was super pro Israel but he seemed to strongly dislike interventionism.

That's like saying a guys a pedo but didn't seem like the type to fuck children

Surely that's a thing. People can actually ignore impulses.

Found the pedo.

nah fuck pedos, i'm all for locking people up if they abuse children in any way.

but like if you're a pedo you do have some choices

• not rape kids and look at CP
• be a trash human being and hopefully get justice in prison

goober

Trump -> bannon -> Robert mercer

Kushner isn't shit. Anyone who's paying attention knows it's all about Robert mercer, and it has been since last summer.

Yeah but so is Mr bones

if anyone was going to be level on Syria and interventionism it was Flynn, but golly gee he talked to a Russian ambassador so we had to crucify him.

Flynn is maybe the dumbest guy to ever earn some stars.

Sacking him for McMaster was one of the only things Trump's gotten right thus far.

How dare you besmirch the patron saint of artillery.

Fuckin mad dawg Mattis

someone nicknamed the "Mad Dog" turned out to be a warhawk

who could have known.jpg

i honestly think mattis would've been a great pick in a competent and pacifist-oriented administration. he's undeniable an incredibly intelligent and thoughtful man of war.

unfortunately, instead he ended up in the regime of a manchild who doesn't know the difference between spiting the ""enemy"" and good policy.

if anyone was going to be level on Syria and interventionism it was Flynn, but golly gee he talked to a Russian ambassador so we had to crucify him.

Flynn was an idiot and he spent the last few years mouthing off on RT. I don't think he was some kind of Russian plant or some other nonsense like that, but his relationship with Russia was wierd, to say the least.

if anyone was going to be level on Syria and interventionism it was Flynn, but golly gee he talked to a Russian ambassador so we had to crucify him.

tfw when committing treason is simplified to "well, gee whiz"

Good thing I got flat feet so I won't have to fight the Syria 😁

No because if you got flat feet you can't march that's what pop pop told me how he got out of 'Nam

good for you, doc.

Does being (((slightly))) overweight exclude you? Asking for a friend.

Most of the army men nowadays are pretty funny because they are lazy after not having to fight a real war in so long so you should fit in 😂

I sure hope this is Reddit sarcasm because if not someone needs to get out to see the real world a bit more

This war is essentially like a physical fitness refresher for our more portly servicemembers😂

No, /u/BasicallyADoctor is a special gem that has blessed us with his presence.

No fatty, go for fight for Daddy

flat feet for a flat earth

Bipolar checking in.

Already served so I won't have to either!

Honestly, Trump not starting a hot war in Syria was the only thing about him that wasn't shitty. Sounds a bit like he cut a deal to save his ass from being impeached.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2013/09/06/president-obama-and-the-red-line-on-syrias-chemical-weapons/?utm_term=.34eb18fd991f

Obama's red line on gas attacks remember?

https://www.rt.com/usa/383624-trump-syria-red-line/

“It crossed a lot of lines with me. When you kill innocent children – innocent babies – with chemical gas… that goes beyond red lines,” Trump told reporters on Wednesday.

Even says red lines lol

“These heinous acts by the Assad regime cannot be tolerated,” added Trump. “My attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much. What happened yesterday is unacceptable to me.”

Guess they ain't bff anymore

“My attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much. What happened yesterday is unacceptable to me.”

Literally when Becky steals your boyfriend.

It is this just replace with Assad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6_P_ZWwJ3Q

Yep. I bet he was given to understand that all the Anonymous US Officials talking to the Times and the Post would have much less to say about Russian puppetry if the Anonymous US Officials got the war Hillary would have given them.

Russian puppetry

that story isn't slowing down anytime soon. it probably won't sink the entire administration, but the worst hasn't come yet, i'm willing to bet.

April 5th: "Listen liberals, say what you will about Trump, at the very least we didn't elect a warmonger to the white house."

April 6th: "wait no"

irony: not but a few hours ago my crazy uncle texted me something about trump and eventually i ended up with him sending me a text reading "trump isnt a war hawk like killary". i cant even link him to any breaking news story because he's going to insist its fake

Link him a YouTube video or Breitbart article

ngl thats probably a good idea

do it you kike

im lazy

Send him a dick pick homo

Well that escalated quickly 😂

You belong here.

My dad will be so proud 👌

No he wouldn't. He's still out getting those cigarettes.

Send him goatse cause that world be funny ok

he's like. 40 years older than me that would be weird

I mean, it is the globalists who want war. Not the Americanists.

What about the Oompaloompians?

They just want to work hard and bang chocolate pussy.

the bottom line is trump bombed somewhere he said he wouldnt because its a jackhole and its funny

The God-Emperor is wise, merciful. His actions are most likely correct.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

April 7th: "we have always been at war with Eastasia Syria"

April 8th: "I'm not saying that Iraq had WMDs, but I'm not saying that they didn't."

Funniest fucking thing is Shilldog said she'd bomb Syria earlier today.

Now that's some 7th dimensional chess.

Your chess dimension matrix is out of date. Please download the latest version to receive accurate demensional analysises.

>trump nukes texas

>but muh 1488D mahjong

But she didn't Trump did

Fake news

fake news that she didn't or that trump did?

Nah the fake news is the existence of Syria. The government made the whole country up years ago to distract us from what they've got going on in area 51

Yeah, because she isn't the President, lol

Too bad

lol, you guys ran probably the only person on earth capable of losing to Donald Trump.

This is the dankest timeline. Allahu akbar!

Look, I'm not even convinced bombing Assad's airforce is a bad idea. That dude is a war-crime committing motherfucker and he deserves worse than having some of his planes blown up.

That said, it's fucking hilarious watching the Trumpkins struggle with cognitive dissonance as Trump goes back on his ill-informed campaign pledges.

hilarious

You know how you can tell the difference between leftist laughter and leftist autistic screeching?

No need. It is always autistic screeching.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of (((me))) and my [{(globalist)}] friends winning so loudly.

Nobody wants to fuck you or your globular friends.

C'mon, you know that's not true. Everyone wants to suck on Goldman Sachs' nutsack. ;)

Fat, cucked and third-world is no way to go through life, son.

So she would have bombed Syria before Trump did. It looks like it was inevitable.

Yare yare, some things just can't be helped ¯\(ツ)/¯

She would have pegged your father too.

See how making stuff up works?

It's not made up, my dad hooked up with Clinton on Tinder and she sucked him off using the folds of her neck. Apparently they're soft and pillowy, yet somehow still firm. Like an old leather hat.

is that what "redpilling" means?

And yet she lost, as you dipshits always say.

Whose the fucking moron in charge again? Oh right its Donny.

You sound triggered friendo. You got a problem with delivering 59 Tomahawk missiles in 60 seconds to the guy who gassed his own kids?

I just enjoy pointing out the logic of retards, such as yourself.

I like bombing people. I don't like going to war.

Killary wanted war. Papa Don wants to save the beautiful babies by bombing an airbase

You got a problem with delivering 59 Tomahawk missiles in 60 seconds to the guy who gassed his own kids?

God no

God-Emperor Donald J. Trump, Savior of the West, is in charge. And he is going to save your ass, too, even though you don't deserve it.

Yes, but it was Her Time to bomb Syria. Thanks to the Russian hacker network, she will never have that chance.

Trump is just authorizing the bombing of Assad's assets because he's a Russian puppet, and is at their beck and call.

Listen liberals, say what you will about Trump, at the very least we didn't elect a warmonger to the white house

Republicans are the peace-loving party now?

Well they gave up on fiscal responsibility, small government, chastity and family values. Why not war?

When the opposition is a known war hawk, yes.

Nixon ran on anti war. They have a long tradition of hypocrisy.

Nationalists are the peace-loving party now. Globalists are the party of global war.

👌😂👍

Strange baseline for what constitutes a warmonger.

It is, quite literally, over for blumpf. /pol/ is currently going insane and is out for his blood, and has turned on him. Considering all T_D and the alt_right in general do is copy Trump memes from /pol/, they've been cut off at the source. It over.

Reminder that Hilary also supports this though, so we were fucked either way.

Hillary would've done it less stupid. Although the choice of place wasn't bad, you can see he was just like "U-u-uh okay guys, I'll shoot where you tell me to" and listened to the adults and pros in the room.

At this point, I don't think there's much point in arguing. The end result is the same. All we can do is join each other in condemning this stupid pointless bullshit and hope he flip flops back to where he was before.

Please no. Keep letting the adults run it. Bombing airfields is fiiiiine.

Do you think I'm for this? Or that I even support Trump?

I'm saying I don't mind airstrikes. I feel like you dislike Trump and dislike airstrikes.

Why? There is no advantage for a normal person with intervention. Or Syria. The only people who benefit are the people build the pipeline (oil prices just went up) Bashar was blocking and the politicians who get to retain more power.

Do you think there's ever a benefit to war? Or war should only be something used to prevent more war?

Do you think there's any value to the Geneva conventions? Keeping wars localized and at low levels?

Have you ever been in a war?

War should only be fought in self defense in my opinion.

Well, we're just not going to see eye to eye then. The only reason Obama didn't do this is because a deal was brokered between him and Putin with regards to Assad.

In real life, Assad is looking like the huge fucking idiot here. In internet drama, though, it's trumpers.

Stop seriousposting you fucking nerd

Well he did break his third campaign promise in 3 months or so, and they're still denying it, they're all fucking idiots

Exactly. Assad screwed the pooch bigtime with his retarded decsision to use chemical weapons. Based on the Russians' comment about how “unconditional support is not possible in this current world.” , I suspect the Russians are not happy about the chemical attack either and might've even helped cook this up with the US to forcefully tell Assad the limits of what he could do. Basically telling him, "If you don't get your act straight, we will pull out and the Americans will come for your ass".

OFC I expect some rabbling from the Russian media about the evil Americans being bullies, but their earlier actions regarding this say far more than any angry press release about the American devils in a few hours.

NERRRRRRRRRD

Haha, look at the Drumpf-haters arguing with each other! You are in full meltdown! It is over for the Pee-sistance! Hahahaha, you are so owned by this post.

What

It is the beginning of the end for Drumpf!

I suppose Syrians dying every day aren't "normal people". Ok got it.

Triggered over something so pedantic.

Triggered? Lol

Syrians are mostly Islams, so nobody will really miss them. However, some Syrians may be hot ladies with vaginas, so some efforts should be made to bring them to the US as refugees.

I can't argue with that!

Correct. Which is why they staged the sarin attack in the first place.

Didn't Russia say if the US intervenes there would be consequences?

Don't know.

But Drumpf does whatever teh Russians want him to.

I knew something was up when he dropped Bannon within the time frame of of the Syrian chemical attacks. Like "oh shit I need someone who knows actual knows Security measures"

lol you believe this

You're a plumber from Perth

adelaide and why do you think these are effective insults lol

are you really this butthurt because i said the cia are my little pony fetishists and amateurs

how is anyone that insecure about what they do

I've made fun of you for months, Perth.

these are genuine feelings now arent they hahahahaha

take it easy faggot its all a bit of fun

wait, you're a plumber? i swore you were unemployed

where are people getting all these ideas about me lol

pretty sure all ive ever said before that is that im australian

mr secret agent super dragon over here is just throwing shit at the wall because i made fun of his job

I could've sworn you were an unemployed welshman.

You can still swear it. There is still time.

Imagine having the attitude of limousine liberal but actually just being a barista.

What

Or being a communist who hates the working class

you can see he was just like "U-u-uh okay guys, I'll shoot where you tell me to" and listened to the adults and pros in the room.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Looks like the real daddy's back in charge.

Curious, what's wrong with that?

With deferring to experts? Nothing at all, a pleasant surprise.

Trump listening to the adults and pros in the room would be a massive improvement tbqh.

Hillary would've done a Benghazi

Wouldn't it be hilarious off she assaulted Trump Tower and ghazied the family

I think an obviously staged "suicide" would be the funniest end for Hillary.

What

Because her enemies end up dead via fake suicide, you see.

Yeah, her plan involved other parts around it, like an international agreement with a no-fly zone like the one that protected the Kurds for many years. Trump just decided to shoot some missiles.

If you look at the leaked cyber security orders his policy is pretty much "somebody knowledgeable tell me what to do please".

It is, quite literally, over for blumpf. /pol/ is currently going insane and is out for his blood, and has turned on him.

lol just give it 24 hours

They'll spin it as him playing 24D chess and by tomorrow they'll start pretending they always supported this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2013/09/06/president-obama-and-the-red-line-on-syrias-chemical-weapons/?utm_term=.34eb18fd991f

Hmmmm that was strong af

Ow that Trumps in office Putin figured he could give Assad his toys back. Vladimir gonna ask for a refund.

He appealed to congress for approval before launching strikes (which everyone was ((and is)) complaining about) and was denied by the very republicans who mock him for his ineffectiveness.

It's really brilliant to watch their work in the wild.

The POTUS doesn't need congressional approval for such things.

appealed to

Yes, I didn't imply that he had to. Congrats for having a basic understanding.

Right and I said POTUS doesn't need APPROVAL. See definition of approval for a basic understanding.

He bombed Libya without congress's approval.

And Yemen. And Northern Iraq. And Western Syria.

People saying the fact that Nobel Peace Prize winner Barrack Obama ignored the mass murder of innocent Syrians simply because Republicans didn't rubber stamp an open-ended military operation are fucking morons.

Doesn't affect your simplistic understanding of the red line as you regurgitate "middle aged GED memes"

Educate me fam

on this subreddit? No way that'd be far too serious.

Besides, I've found the balder you are and the closer to 50 you get, you're less open to basic shit that goes against the internal narrative you've been building over the last 30 years of your slow decline into obsolete/uselessness.

K

slow decline into obsolete/uselessness

9 months is pretty quick, as far as declines go.

Trump is strong and Obama was weak.

By tomorrow? The second link is already floating the idea.

lmao check out /r/the_donald right now

The spin is already at maximum levels. They've begun deleting all outright negative threads and redirecting discussion to another sub.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/63xnc3/alert_big_takeover_attempt_by_cucks_i_have_never/

That is fucking embarrassing.

How many comments do you think the average T_D mod deletes in a week? I feel like the monotony of it would make me kill myself.

Deporting a cuck is a joyful act. There is some monotony to the repetitiveness of it, but much less monotonous, one would imagine, than actual typing cuck-posts.

lmao check out /r/the_donald right now

Living rent free in your head. :-D

You just made like 20 comments in this thread because you were triggered by what /r/drama thinks of your god emperor.

Drama has good threads. There is a nice mix of people to argue with and the mods don't ban people for being faggots.

Don't know, there's a narrative now that anyone who supports Trump is a redditor from The Donald, being outed as a redditor is probably the only insult that tops "cuck".

The_Donald is a separate universe from spezzit.

Fox news has been blubbering about "versatility" and how it disproves Russian connections

It is 24D chess, padawan.

This.

Trump just became a 4 year president.

Hillary just became an irrelevant old side of beef.

Now we should be arming Ukraine so they can push those Russian fucks out of their country. Also, fuck Assad.

This but unironically

slava👏ukraini👏

did somebody say 3 million starving Ukrainians

DNP COMRADES 2k17

This but unironically

Fuck the jihadist rebels.

Ukrainians are literally the only people on the planet more retarded than the Russians. Fuckem, they can figure out their own mess.

ahhh the sweet cries of regret and fear

wtf I love war now

Posers

It's so exciting! We should do these more often.

This is the part of the movie that ends with the stock footage of the missiles launching.

So much drama the planet won't sustain itself.

you might be amazed, but america shooting missiles at a sovereign nation actually happens all the time :/

but the odds of nuclear annihilation are getting bigger! exciting!

Oh god what is that countdown-to-midnight clock now? Weren't only like 5 minutes from midnight anyway?

1) didn't Trump say he would react with force to any more gas attacks? 2) conservatives mocking Obama on this:Obama did say he was drawing "a line in the sand" and gas attacks would be met violently. He then did nothing. 3) didn't Hilary just say we should bomb some Syrian airfields lol? Seems our different political leaders are in agreement on how this should be handled.

Fix your formatting, I know you're excited but come on.

1) Why are you still comparing him with obama? He is the president now, and he lied.

2) Again, Why are you comparing him with hillary? HE WON. She didn't. It's that simple

Seems our different political leaders are in agreement on how this should be handled.

3) Trump knew that Assad was already accused of gassing his people in 2013, yet he supported him up until less than any week ago.

didn't Trump say he would react with force to any more gas attacks?

And didn't Russia/Syria say in 2013 that they were getting rid of the chemical weapon supplies?

/u/Allanon_2020 already linked you some shit

“These heinous acts by the Assad regime cannot be tolerated,” added Trump. “My attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed very much. What happened yesterday is unacceptable to me.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/63xhof/the_donald_on_full_damage_control_after_the_god/dfxtike/

Yeah I think that's true.

Russia was just holding them for a bit. I don't think anyone from the US was lying intentionally when they said it.

/u/ATissu you should link this comment in the OP for damage control

?

2) he asked Congress for approval and they said "nah"

He doesn't need their approval, he bombed Libya without it

I love seeing you make this same meaningless distinction over and over again. Repubs complain he didnt ask for approval, he asks, they say no, and mock him for being ineffective. I can't believe how thoroughly the wool has been pulled over your geriatric eyes.

he doesn't need their approval he bomb d Libya without it.

That would be a great point if this were middle school "intro to debate" but it's not a functionally useful comparison. Truly sad that you think you know how to make good and constructive points.

Would you care to explain why he could not bomb Syria w/o congressional approval after bombing libya, Yemen and others w/o it ?

It is futile to mock the red line comment because the reason for its ineffectiveness is that Obama, after having been lambasted for bombing w/o approval (e.g. in libya), endeavored to seek approval, and was rejected by the very people who mock his red line claim. They're mad at him for asking for their approval and not getting it, which makes no sense logically.

"But, but, he did it in Libya!" also has no bearing on the following:

Trump says NO ACTION

Trump acts.

Tell me, how do Obama's actions in Libya have any bearing on Trump's wishy-washy nature and inability to be ideologically consistent?

It's called a "false equivalency" and anyone capable of having an actual discussion knows not to be so retarded as to drudge up unrelated past events as if they contribute to the discussion or even contain a point.

To avoid this comment being too serious, I'll throw in a "please kill yourself, your grandchildren hate coming to visit you, you idiotic piece of trash"

Unironically kill yourself.

Obama should have never made a "red line" comment if he's about to turn into the Republican's bitch. That's beyond fucking stupid.

Obama bombed other places w/o approval after getting turned down by Congress on Syria.

You're actually just as retarded as Trump supporters.

in a discussion about trump, you manage to bring everything back to obama, and yet somehow I'm retarded.

At least I understand the basic principles of how to communicate points instead of just the butobama-ism that you can't break away from.

Learn to argue.

obama bombed other places w/o approval after getting turned down by Congress on Syria.

oh my goodness, really? After the contrarians who said they'd say yes said no, he decided to say "fuck them"? That's so crazy and nonsensical! /s

What's beyond stupid is that you're obsessed with a comment made one half of a decade ago by the previous president, and somehow think it has bearing on the events of this week.

Jesus christ man, I can't believe your children still even call you on the phone to talk. God willing you'll have a stroke or something soon.

Lol k

"OBAMA IS AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL DICTATOR WHO ABUSES HIS AUTHORITY INSTEAD OF ASKING CONGRESS!!!"

"Hey Congress, y'all want to authorize this war?"

"Nope."

"OBAMA IS HUGE PUSSY WHO ISN'T MAN ENOUGH TO START A WAR WITHOUT GOING CRYING TO CONGRESS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!"

The_Reason_Trump_Shouldn't_Have_Won

I don't understand this idea that "Obama did nothing." He forced Putin to support chemical disarmament and Assad to agree to it. Granted, Assad seems to have rearmed in the intervening years, but to me, peacefully getting chemical weapons out of Syria remains Obama's main foreign policy accomplishment.

Also, if being no less warlike than Hillary is a good thing, I don't understand your username.

I don't understand this idea that "Obama did nothing." He forced Putin to support chemical disarmament and Assad to agree to it.

"Whew if you gas some fuckers again we gonn bomb yo ass"

Gas

Crickets

He forced Putin to support chemical disarmament and Assad to agree to it.

...lol

Granted, Assad seems to have rearmed in the intervening years, but to me, peacefully getting chemical weapons out of Syria remains Obama's main foreign policy accomplishment.

Lollllllllllllllll

His nonaccomplishment is his greatest foreign policy accomplishment? Are you trolling or retarded ? Obama is non ironically a great (ish) prez but he dun fucked up on this

Four years without gas attacks is still an accomplishment. Obama's sabre rattling worked, and in this case he saved lives. Bombing has the opposite effect. His Syria maneuvers where nice change of pace from signing off on every half-baked drone assassination the CIA and military asked for.

Lincoln and FDR where great presidents. Kennedy and Johnson where good but flawed presidents. I rank Obama a little higher than Bill Clinton.

He's done his fill of drone strikes and bombings. This one was more than called for. He told the world shit was gonna hit the fan if assad gassed any more civvies and then didn't do a thing. I don't believe he saved lives here. And nah Obama, though he had some fuckups and did some dumb shit, is way higher than Clinton

What do you think an air war in Syria would have accomplished, other than adding to the death toll?

Who the fuck said anything bout an air war ??? I'm talking about bombing an air field or two or bombing a palace like we did with gaddafi in the 90s.

Obama was talking about an all-out air war, so was the press. That's how brinksmanship works.

Also, what would a drive-by bombing have accomplished other than adding to the death toll?

How fucked am I that the first thing I did on hearing this news is look at the (hilarious) meltdowns on TD and pol, rather than you know... the actual situation in Syria?

you're not alone bud, everyone on /r/drama is a degenerate like you

Paging /u/captainpriapism.

Captain, come in! We need you!

Oh yes, please please please /u/captainpriapism, tell us what you know!

are you really this confused that you think my ideas contradict each other now lol

trump fucked up and did some stupid shit

You're a pizzagater and gamergater and you think the CIA exists to get money.

i know more about all of those subjects than you do also

and for some reason that makes you angry

my guess is you thought you were smart at some point before you met me

I have a sink that drains slowly,, can you help with that

jam your penis into it and then do the hula hoop motion

I've never felt better about myself than after reading that comment

i dunno dude should feel pretty bad if you read that and thought it was sincere or not bait

🌑🌘🌗🌚

Bet you know more about being retarded doesn't make you special ed teacher.

pretty sure it does tbh

thank you for reminding me of how much better i am that other people

i know more about all of those subjects than you do also

http://i.imgur.com/mXyupD1.gif

He's only allowed to go full retard in one thread a day in /r/drama m8

i personally enjoy how people try to predict what i think and are so hilariously wrong every single time

Oh no one more sperg and hel goe into maximim O V E R S P E R G. This ain't heckin gud.

So mysterious 🕵😶

not really its not like im hard to predict

like i can say im not a trump supporter or american every day and some idiot will still tell me to go back to td because they dont understand what ive said

its fun shitposting with you guys but fuck youre dumb sometimes

I remember him saying "I'll bomb the shit out of 'em" but pretty sure that was about ISIS.

But, as a true-blue American, we just need to bomb the shit out of someone so Syria it is!

just heard about this on the radio, still trying to catch up.

I am curious as to how Russia responds and how that impacts the Trump is a Russian puppet story line.

Trump should take over Monday Night Raw. His story lines are way better.

I am curious as to how Russia responds and how that impacts the Trump is a Russian puppet story line.

they dont need that story anymore tbh

They could step up attacks on US-aligned rebel groups, or give the Assad regime modern air defense systems that would be effective against US air power.

Well there's this: https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/us-military-no-longer-protected-syria-non-aggression-pact-russia/

wtf i love syria now

MAGA!!!

Guys is that a missile I hear?

Guys that a missile I hear?

Guys that a missile I hear?

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Wow the tendies are truly flying

Lmao that sub is full of dumbass cucks

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR.

I have a question. Republicans looooove the military. They love bombing the middle east. They also absolutely love to support the big budgets for the military.

So why the fuck are these chuckefucks acting all surprised when it gets put to use?

muh political outsider

Obama should have just declared Marshal Law and destroyed the Republican establishment when back when he had the chance tbh

^ This but unironically

Where's that FEMA trailer they promised me, goddamnit!?

And you could tell Trump was genuine because he supported every single military intervention in what 50 years? The closest he got to being opposed to foreign wars is getting 5 deferments from Vietnam.

In addition to his isolationist promise thing, after the missile strike he said America has the capability to intervene wherever necessary

So it's not just this, he's giving into neocons on everything

There is a massive world championship of mental gymnastics going on right now on the pro trump/alt right internet; /pol/ is descended into a pandemonium of screeching about world war 3 and a war between the pro trump no matter what the-donald crowd, the white nationalists, the pro Russian shills, the anti-war libertarian isolationists and god knows who else. There is one thread where they are planning to raid the-donald.

Periscope is the one they all use, right?

LOL, 'member this?

This is the best day ever.

A chemical attack against civilians does seem to be one of the few things I think justify military intervention. I just wish the US didn't spend the past 16 years in a state of constant warfare, pissing trillions of dollars down the toilet and almost entirely ignoring domestic investment.

Skepticism of who is behind it is a fair point, but I don't think this is like the WMDs of 2003. I saw the video of children's bodies being piled into the backs of trucks and people gasping for breath in terror during their last moments of life. In 2003, Iraq opened up all of its military bases to UN inspection, who concluded that Iraq did not have WMDs and were not capable of producing them, then we bombed them anyway and destroyed their civilian infrastructure (things like access to water) despite there barely being military resistance.

The syrian army gave all of its chemical stock back in 2014

Under Russia's supervision, however.

he rebels have stockpiles of sarin gas too, and it may even be an airstrike that hit

Yes that's a possibility; which means Russia fucked something up in 2014; at the very least in failing to disclose that there was unaccounted for weaponry.

So now the Kremlin is in the awkward position where they either have to admit they were economical with the truth viz. chemical weapons in 2014, or grossly incompetent in so far that chemical agents remained unaccounted for under their watch.

Claims of this being a false flag are balderdash. As for the science behind a stockpile of Sarin going the fuck up and gassing civies within range: I don't know any better to actually push this point with any strength but hey, gas has a tendency to flashburn.

As for the /pol/tards wondering why first responders weren't in CBRNE and weren't dropping like flies: Sarin is basically an acute threat. It's generally gone in 15 minutes once it smashes into an open space.

The next issue is everyone wondering why Assad would gas; he may be winning on all fronts but we've seen what a shitshow the SAA is. For fuck's sakes they just retook Palmyra after losing it once again. Not even the Iraqis have had to relinquish ground they've liberated. "Desperate, tinpot dictators do desperate, idiotic things" is good enough of an explanation for me.

It's fishy but its not 'the jews did 9/11' fishy.

I'm a ends-justify guy in situations like this; Assad is a shitbird and the Russians have needed the rod for a while. So, I'm a hawk, sue me.

Define strategic, by the by. Its easy to confuse the battle with the rebel groups (which are nebulous) as a purely conventional conflict because these retards are actually dumb enough to fight in a near-conventional manner but it's ultimately one about political control.

Idlib is rebel-held. The SAA has in the past basically considered anyone found in no-man's land or in the opposing territory to be complicit or suspect. There's a UN report on that I can dig up for you, had to use it in a case once, but it's autistic so I'd rather not waste my time unless you're that keen on continuing this conversation. Anyways, point is that Assad has shown more than enough willingness to hit politically suspect populations.

That's par for the course; and quite in line with 'mop ups' that herald consolidation of power. Old enough to remember Saddam chimping out in 91 after Desert Storm destabilized his grip on the population? He kept handing out Sarin smiles well after the situation was militarily in hand.

All this being said; if the town was so backwater why were the Russians or Syrians bombing it? Given that 'we may have set off a rebel cache with our airstrikes' is the Russian explanation...

I'm just curious, in the press release it's mentioned that the airfield hit was known to have been the one responsible for dropping the gas. So that begs the question, how did the pentagon know it was even safe to hit a base suspsected of possessing a deadly chemical agent without releasing it?

Hitting stockpiles already deployed to a tactical location would be a win for the US. You eliminate the weapons and unleash their effects on those ready to use them against innocents. Also airfields are big, open locations and gas diffuses rapidly, certainly the calculation would be different if the gas bombs were inside a residential area, but airfields in the ME aren't like American airports, they're usually off in the desert, away from populations.

really close

Looks like about half a mile. I'm not sure what you want me to say. Is your preferred option to do nothing? Here's the town that was actually attacked with nerve agent on a similar scale.

These actions are not equivalent.

So, I'm a hawk, sue me.

Hey, as long as you've volunteered to fight, fair enough.

I'm a former service member, so yes.

Whoa there, killer.

Keep yourself safe bud

you're fuckin dead, kiddo

Alright friend, this much salt's bad for your health.

/u/drvoke,

I saw your little post. You sure this is the hill you want to die on? Enjoy digging your own grave. Unlike you, I'm not a moron, I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I will be pursuing you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Logging out now...you're fucking dead, kiddo.

anti-personnel tbqwyfam

gas has a tendency to flashburn when superheated - would it have even gone into the environment if someone laid a fucking 1000lber on top of it? I'm skeptical.

The superheating only happens at the epicenter, but there is shrapnel and a pressure wave that can damage storage without incinerating it.

That's why when we're looking to incinerate chemical weapons with airstrikes we use incendiaries.

Solid, glad someone who knew than me came along.

Glad I could help.

Oh we know without a doubt an attack happened - but yeah, the motive is inexplicable.

Yeah this legitimately does not make any sense. He's a scumbag, but he's a reasonably competent scumbag. We haven't got independent confirmation yet, either, investigations are underway now; but the war hawks couldn't fucking wait to engage in an undeclared act of war.

It might not even be Assad or anyone from his inner circle. It could just be some vengeful idiot general or similar high ranking officer, there seem to be plenty of those in Syria. Whole thing is just too stupid for anyone with half a brain to approve. Why use chemical weapons against some random target, they didnt apparently even attack it after that. Arab military incompetence is just so baffling that you never know if its some kinda ruse or if they are really that fucking incompetent.

Just being retarded and not really understanding the consequences? tbh false flag sounds bretty compelling. brb subbing to r/conspiracy

Maybe because Assad is an evil piece of shit who has done this before? Despots like chemical weapons and using them in unpredictable places serves as a warning to the whole country that they could be next. Trump's election looked like it had let him off the hook, so he decided to do it again.

So he's not evil, he's movie villain level evil who chemical attacks his own people to provoke the US?

I think you've misunderstood. He didn't do it to provoke America, why would he? He thought he was safe to start using the chemical weapons again because Obama was out of the picture and Trump is buddy buddy with Russia and said he would never touch Syria.

Assad thought he was free to start terrorising rebel held areas with illegal chemical weapons again, but he was wrong, because Trump is really unpredictable.

That doesn't was. Nobody would be ok with him using the Chemical weapons. Even the Russians would have thrown him a bitchfest of almighty proportions, even though they're forced to stand behind him atm.

Shit this was the only thing he could have done to bring the Western powers into the conflict, at the moment when he had everything sorted. It really is inexplicable.

I don't want to go all alex jones on this and I'm maybe wrong

Then shut the fuck up?

Agreed. I think war criminals should face judgement and be punished to set an example.

Lol Trump does one actually good thing and T_D loses it.

One of the big selling points for Trump (keeping in mind that he's a conman who can be expected to lie about anything and everything) is that he had a higher standard for using military force than having a mere justification.

I think we should just leave and let them fight to their death. They're (and us) going to be pissed at us anyway, why waste money on them?

I guess I'll say it: if this is Trump's entire response to the chem weapon attack then good stuff. I don't really care that he lied to his supporters because lol and cruise missiling the fuck out of someone takes us back to the pre-9/11 way of doing things which, if the intel isn't all fucked up, isn't really a bad way of doing things. Plus this blows 60 Tomahawk shaped holes in the "trump is a russian puppet!" thing, which is also pretty good news.

I was actually thinking more 80s and 90s. We cruise missiled the shit out libya after they bombed a disco in 86, then iraq in 93 when they tried to blow up papa Bush, then we cruise missiled a whole bunch of fuckers (and a few not-fuckers) in 98.

That's actually what's got me kind of, and I feel a little weird saying it, ...impressed... with Trump. If we dropped a bunch of bombs or used drones or something then Assad and Putin would rightfully think that there might be more on the way, but a bunch of cruise missiles has that precedent of "it stops here". It's forceful but not overboard.

Eh we'll see. I don't really give a fuck about Assad's forces or if the Russians lose their local bar. If a bunch of civvies get slaughtered then I'll be upset.

The Trump is a Russian puppet thing is fucking stupid, but Trump not being a Russian puppet is almost worse. Because it shows that instead of Trump fucking up American foreign policy in exchange for secret personal favors he's just fucking it up because he's an idiot.

I think this is a response to realizing how much shit Bannon got him in.

Personally, I never hold politicians accountable for breaking foreign policy problems.

The reason is that some shit has to happen, and some other shit just plain will not work. The President is not a free actor.

But you don't find out what the constraints are until you've won the election.

I despise Donito Cheetolini and think an angry special ed kid would make a better president. But it's still true that "the job is bigger than the candidate".

You start being trained after you've won the nomination. Trump specifically skipped these briefings because he doesn't give a fuck.

A fair point, but it doesn't change the fact that the reality of global politics dictates to the President the options that are available. Not going to war sometimes isn't an option.

/u/Drspaceman80

I was told the_Donald would try to spin this. But glad to see we aren't behaving like leftist cucks.

Yea that totally didn't happen at all, you fucking moron.

Hi Mom.

Your mom regularly tells you that you're a fucking moron?

Sounds like she's a

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r/drama, lol. What a fag.

You've got me pegged, /u/Drspaceman80

Now come over here and peg my moist asshole :)

Aaaaand I'm done.

Nooo... Come back, bb.

I'll rub your boy pussy almost as good as big daddy orange does.

And yet you're the one with the distended anus

"distended anus" lol. Have an up vote.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/255784560904773633

top fucking kek

Lol. Paul jospeh Watson has just retractet his support for Trump over this. The Donald call him a cuck, but say what you will about PJW, at least he has Morals and standards that he sticks too

Syria existed during the Obama administration therefore it's Obama's fault.

smh what did we even elect him for

Oh no! It was this particular broken election promise that I actually care about! None of the others mattered!

Dude what is more realistic . American president bombing people or keeping election promises?

We know only one of those things happens.

To be fair, Trump did carry out his promises to drain the swamp, bar people from countries he suspected of being terrorist hotbeds from traveling to the US, and make sure nobody would lose insurance coverage while he was in office.

He filled the swamp back up, had the ban overturned shortly afterwards, and fulfilled his health care promise by failing to repeal the ACA, but it technically happened.

LOL LOL LOL CUCKS

WHATS IT LIKE BEING CUCKED BY YOUR OWN DADDY

MEANWHILE LEFTISTS ARE DRINKING YOUR TEARS AND LAUGHING FOR DAAAAAAYS

fuck trump so much 4 this. in the pocket of the zio-neo-cons or whatever they're called these days. wonder if he's retarded or they got something (blackmail) on him. at least obama dragged his feet, told netanyahu to go fuck himself etc

to be fair to the trumptards, i feel like hilary would have been just as warmongering (see: Libya) so not sure how much difference it makes.

Try thinking for yourself rather than just blindly supporting someone.

That's a banning.

Pointing out that this might not be a false flag attack perpetrated by Jewish CIA pizza pedophiles?

Oh, you better believe that's a banning

I'm pro-Assad

Was it the barrel bombs or the sarin gas that really won you over?

Try thinking for yourself rather than just blindly supporting someone.

Unironically posting this on the donald. /u/billbobby21 get your tubes tied before you spread your defective genes.

So could deep state have got wind of the planned attacks and "planted" the gas attacks so it looks like this is the reason?

M-MAYBE THE SARIN GAS WAS A FALSE FLAG TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM PIZZAGATE!?

Imagine being this much of a conspiritard. /u/seems_legit83, your fucking moron-king literally said he did it in response to the gas attacks.

The guy who claims that the MSM is going to spin Trump in a warmonger who lost millions of dollars is an idiot. Trump spent more than $70 million today bombing an empty air base that he told them he was going to shoot missiles at.

so much irony.

>Not unironically ironically supporting WWIII for the bantz

The drama is this thread is better than the drama in the links imo

LOL, the idiocy of politics.

Honestly, I figure that this was a quid pro quo thing for the filibuster. The senate didn't really want to do that. Modify it once, and it isn't sacred anymore. It probably won't survive a decade now that it's been touched. And a lot of corruption was hidden behind, 'Well, our hands were tied. The filibuster, what can you do?'.

It makes the most sense.

I'm pretty sure (( Ivanka )) played a big role in this. https://imgur.com/oorm2p0 White womyn can't handle the death of some brown children.

As a European, I feel really sad that there are so many republicans in america.

A war is clearly going to be Trump's way out of bad ratings.

That's not what happens with war, though. What Trump needs is a terrorist attack on American soil.

Thankfully now that he's giving material support to ISIS, they may be able to marshal the resources needed for such an attack.

True, but any war will make all those Republicans less critical. Historically, it seems to work. Terrorist attack on American soil would definitely help him more.

I wonder who the conspiracy nuts would be if that happened? It couldn't very easily be his crowd. They'd have to be taking the measured, calm approach, which would feel weird for them.

Pretty crazy that the Russian puppet masters would use their stooge in the white house to attack the people they support in Syria

It's pretty simple misdirection. Not really very complex. This is like level 2, if this were a game.

How many dimensions would you say this game occupies?

1 to 3, certainly not 4 or 5

/u/TheloniousMiles, what does Obama have to do with the failing sentient orange you voted for? Or didnt vote for, because you're fucking 12 apparently.

What? 🍊 i love oranges big time. Why do you hate 🍊? Are you allergic or something.

Syrians are practically white. Mayocide now

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Dear OP: There is no need to be upset

op makes post making fun of people sperging out

LOL op why u mad tho?

Autism at its finest, folks.

I have contempt for American liberals.

I'm not sure what the solution to Islam is. Your ideology is sound, but your aesthetics make you completely incompatible with the West. I think the prohibition on depictions of human beings in art is at the root of the problem.

I have seen an exhibit of artsy photography by an Islamic woman, but modern art doesn't have much to do with aesthetics. Nude painting and heroic sculpture is of more relevance.

It really is a fascinating question. One contrast to ponder is why Sikhs, who are often mistaken for Muslims, make such excellent Westerners.

I should be clear that I do say "DEUS VULT" quite often, and I want to see Islam removed from Egypt, from Persia, from Byzantium and from Carthage. But, to be fair, Islam is not responsible for the destruction of Carthaginian culture.

The 'goatfucker pedophile' attack is completely unfair, of course. But it is hilarious watching liberals scramble to defend ancient marriage practices.

What is your theory on why muslims are hard to integrate?

Writer of Dilbert calls false flag and Trump had his hand forced

Welp, there goes Donnie's reelection, I guess.

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You're mistaking me for a Trumptard? LOL

Well thanks but I wanted to give cap a subject he actually knew something about, because it's not politics or even pizza.

But I've saved your post for later consumption.

TRIGGERED! Complete with the predictable personal insults no less. Pedant? Lol pot meet kettle. Thanks for the entertainment though. Made my day.

your mom