Yeah it's probably cheaper to starve them out than pay for their relocation anyway. I'd love to see my tax rate plummet when my state stops subsidizing the cousin fuckers.
I would never have believed it if it wasn't for what happened to /r/politics. There was a news story about CTR targeting reddit, and overnight, the sub changed.
suuure. Like, half the people on that plane had popped a xanax to make the cattle-car experience of modern air travel just barely tolerable - but this one guy was withdrawing from it.
Yes but maybe someone else thought he was slutty, thus giving them the right to rape him. Its subjective, therefore if I feel your mother is dressed sexy and high on xanny I can beat her and rape her too?
whoa /u/InOranAsElsewhere are you just gonna let Hammer O. "Sweatshops are a necessary, even just, aspect of industrialization" Truthiness say that bout u
The medical board said Dao had a sexual relationship with Case and supplied him with narcotics while Case was his patient. The two would often meet at hotel rooms.
They got their dicks out at these meetings for Harambe, prophetically. With so many other coincidences you can't assume otherwise.
Yea, but if his medical license is suspended, he didn't actually have to see patients the next day (and that was the main point of his argument of why he didn't want to get off)
which... will never change, most likely. people just like getting mad about things they only vaguely understand, and they'll accomplish nothing. at least they'll feel good venting on the internet for a while
no joke, I've been fucked over by the airlines before.
Them charging for overhead baggage is just more bullshit.
But for a few days, reddit finally stopped arguing about politics and calling each other Hitler to unite behind shitting on a plane company. And it's a welcome change to me.
The NYpost wouldn't write shit like that if it wasn't true. They're a shit news organization who spins things towards the dramatic at every chance they get but they're not about to start fabricating criminal charges. It's easy enough to verify I'd imagine.
I've actually heard that the people writing the smear articles got the wrong Dr. Dao, but haven't been able to find any confirmation of that since the internet is oversaturated with info about this happening rn
No, the news media did not get the wrong David Dao.
Angry allegations have been flying across social media on Wednesday, charging that local and national news outlets misidentified Dao, an Elizabethtown, Ky., physician, as the passenger that security dragged off a United Airlines flight on Sunday.
The Internet rumors stated that the real David Dao who was pulled off the flight was actually from Louisiana, where records and Google searches show there is a second man by that name who practices medicine. Media outlets had already been widely criticized over their coverage of the story and questioned over why it was relevant to publish details from Dao’s criminal history.
So for many social media users, if the Internet’s Louisiana theories were true, it would show that the news media was not only irritatingly invasive, but libelously sloppy — accusing another David Dao of past crimes he did not commit.
Except the Internet’s Louisiana rumors aren’t true.
“That is totally wrong, yeah,” said a receptionist who answered the phone at the office in Elizabethtown where Dao’s wife works. She confirmed that, yes, the Elizabethtown David Dao is the same David Dao who was on the United flight.
No, the news media did not get the wrong David Dao.
Angry allegations have been flying across social media on Wednesday, charging that local and national news outlets misidentified Dao, an Elizabethtown, Ky., physician, as the passenger that security dragged off a United Airlines flight on Sunday.
The Internet rumors stated that the real David Dao who was pulled off the flight was actually from Louisiana, where records and Google searches show there is a second man by that name who practices medicine. Media outlets had already been widely criticized over their coverage of the story and questioned over why it was relevant to publish details from Dao’s criminal history.
So for many social media users, if the Internet’s Louisiana theories were true, it would show that the news media was not only irritatingly invasive, but libelously sloppy — accusing another David Dao of past crimes he did not commit.
Except the Internet’s Louisiana rumors aren’t true.
“That is totally wrong, yeah,” said a receptionist who answered the phone at the office in Elizabethtown where Dao’s wife works. She confirmed that, yes, the Elizabethtown David Dao is the same David Dao who was on the United flight.
Both? He can be a criminal but if he was wronged for something unrelated, it has no bearing on how badly united and the police fucked up. Bringing up his criminal history is just trying to divert from that.
He's a competent poker player who's taken thousands of dollars away from hard-working Americans. The guy isn't just a criminal; this obviously makes him an enemy of the entire West.
Yes, but I was in that same liquor store after you were, and the clerks were talking about what a cuck you are, so my anecdote negates your anecdote, making his anecdote relevant once again
Pretty sure I saw the OP railing you in the men's toilet, splitting you in half like a hot knife through spam and making you twitch harder than a teenage girl with a hitachi.
Because the ebin redditors have to feel like they're are somehow contributing to society and actually doing something with their lives, so they proceed to spam the frontpage and jack each other off into oblivion. Eventually H3H3 and other such mediocre youtube "personalities" are going to make smug, unentertaining videos, whose sole purpose is pander to the already ensperged reddit crowd that eats this shit up and, if Ethan really wants to ride this cashcow, he may even try and get the dude who got carried off the plane for an interview and make him into le funny meme man, until even the most persistently outraged redditeur gets sick of it and moves on to something new that H3H3 can then pander to.
Also, from this point on people are going to make "fuck united" jokes in almost any and all threads that attract the attention of the general reddit crowd and no matter how forced, no matter how completely unrelated it is, people on reddit are going to eat it up as if their humour is based entirely on reddit in-jokes. I mean, look at this shit, somebody even made a subreddit just so people can circlejerk about it. But it's not gonna die when people have moved past this story, oh no, it's going to be active for much longer, because some people are seemingly able to live off of ONE reddit in-joke alone.
I mean, there are still people making trebuchet jokes ffs
I've seen this exact thing happen so many times it feels more like weather at this point. It's just something that happens on a regular basis. Stay out of default subs, avoid any stray drones that wander too far from the hive, and wait it out.
Though I suggest staying out of default subs always.
Of all the 'outrageous' events, this one is probably the most boring. Company did something mildly wrong, it effects virtually no one but that doctor. Has no deeper message or analysis or revelation about society. Just a mild fuck up.
200 people in the plane maybe 30 of them are so mentally fragile that they can't handle some dude forced out of a plane (aka lefties and pussies). That's a grand total of 31 people max significantly effected by this. Meh.
Your reasoning is still dumb... lefties and pussies? That's stupid low-class response ever.
People are/ can be mentally fragile for shit ton of reasons - health, age, illness (PTSD). & your only explanation is being a lefty and pussy. You're so caught up in the political bullshit of left vs right, you can only use the terminology lefties and pussies to describe people.
Luckily for me, the only mentally fragile minded individual I see - is clearly you. Who's so caught up in a world of being conservative, you blow up at the thought of basic human understanding, emotion and respect
Yes it's overblown but I believe there is a larger issue at play. And that is the audacity of United to be entitled to be able to do something like this when they feel like it. That is not okay and it is an issue that affects all current and future United customers.
I can't tell if this is a joke or you just haven't left your parent's basement the last day or two.
It was trending number 1 on Twitter in all countries. Covered on all news broadcasts across the world (I am in Australia, my girlfriend is from South Korea, friends from UK). It has been condemned by the White House and Democrats and Republicans from all levels of governments. It is a massive shit storm in China right now (Weibo, WeChat) since they think it's race related.
All over my Facebook. In between all the post about "Syria and Russia should bomb the US because of flint water issuse and because of our immigration policy" to paraphrase
I was going to buy united stock when all the outraged morons sold theirs and made the price go to hell, but it turns out they're such an insignificant population that not only did the stock not drop, it went up 3% today. I should have seen it coming, since 16 year olds and people who owe yale $500,000 don't own stock.
I mean I pretty much only fly southwestern and it's gonna stay that way. Cheap and easy. The only time I use other airlines is regional flights out of Baton Rouge to get to southwestern airports.
I quit flying United when they tried to kick my ass when I asked them if I could use the bathroom. The finger swill I got from the Captain and copilot was pleasantly nice, but took a while.
CONGRATULATIONS /u/AGayOpinion! YOU'VE JUST WON THE UNIQUE ONLINE OPINION AWARD FOR PRESENTING A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND UNPRECEDENTED THOUGHT THAT NOBODY ELSE HOLDS! MANY PEOPLE STRIVE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TO BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS A CERTAIN THING ON AN INCREDIBLY POPULAR TOPIC, BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THE SELECT FEW TO ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISH SUCH A TASK! INCREDIBLE!
The Kentucky Board of Medical Licensure permitted Dao to continue practicing medicine in 2015 under certain conditions, after he completed his probation and underwent psychological evaluations, the Louisville Courier-Journal reported.
And he only practices a single day and with no one critical. I mean, yeah, he's a doctor, but I wouldn't exactly call his work particularly important. I'm more important than him, and I work as an internet shitposter
What does his past, from 2004, have to do with this? Wtf? This is the 2nd article I read and both are from female dumb-ass reporters who have nothing to write but shill articles
Not sure why the gender matters. I'm a female and I think this type of reporting is lazy and discredits the author. There is no reason why this guys past has to be brought up.
Gender does matter. I sexually identify as a 6 year old black rhinoceros that was born on a farm with chickens and penguins in Barbados. Respect my pronouns it's Rhno or Rhinoceros.
There is no reason why it was even considered that his past had anything to do with anything. It does show what media outlets are bullshit. They're so thirsty to be the ones to break a new story that they will resort to anything. You are absolutely right about the author being discredited by this shit. It's too bad that they will somehow play the victim here. Shitheads like that usually do.
Oh, such a stinger. No I just love triggering SRD snowflakes. See the fundamental difference between the average SRD poster and the average drama poster is that the Drama poster doesn't give a shit about their public image. We have nothing to prove, no moral high ground we're required to stand upon. We don't care what someone says about us, and in fact we actually like someone that can muster up the courage to sling our own shit back to us. Do you think that negative number bothers me? It actually excites me because I know I triggered you snowflakes.
There is only 2 genders, you can only switch them once. Saying the word nigger isn't contributing to racism, in fact it's giving the word less impact the more you use it. Guns aren't that bad, it's the idiot behind it that's bad. Not all police are that bad, the bad ones are in a very slim and protected minority. The problem with a lot of trades is unions only looking out for and protect the worst. Black lives matter is a racist movement that is the exact equivalent to the Klu Klux Klan. Black people can and are very often more racist than most whites. Racism is not that bullshit about power + prejudice, it's an irrational hatred for people based on race alone. Gender studies is bullshit, wasteful, and preaches misandry. IF feminism was about equality, they would call out the ones preaching misandry. If you were to have a male equivalent to gender studies, women would have it shut down because of misogyny. Self loathing is a problem with the youth today. They hate everything about themselves and they try to over compensate with "moral" activities to make themselves feel better about not having a shitty life. Fat people can and are very often unhealthy. It's about how much exercise a person gets and the diet they have the determines health. While I didn't vote for him, Trump is the president of the United States. If you live in the US, Trump is your president.
Glad to see that you edited your original comment. This one is better, still shit though, but better. Safe spaces, subredditdrama is a safe space for people that can't handle abrasive people. Just admit it, I got under your skin there a little bit.
Not really? I made a snarky insult, you flipped your tendies, I made another, and now you seem to think you've accomplished something? Why are we even talking about SRD? I post both there and in drama, like most of the users here.
If you really are here as much as you claim, you would know about me. I'm an asshole that loves being an asshole and triggering people. You think I flipped out, this is something someone that actually comes here often would know better than to think. You drew assumptions on me because of the bait I laid, this is something someone that comes here would know better than to do.
Wasting your time with pointless things is the goal of any troll. See trolls aren't all about the epic lawlz, they're about amusing themselves at the expense of others.
They forcibly removed a trespasser. It was wrong for them to kick people off but once you're asked to leave, you should leave.
If this had been some guy refusing to leave a taxi/Uber and getting dragged out by police Reddit would barely even register beyond posting it to /r/JusticeServed type subs.
The difference is you pay for a taxi/uber after your ride. You pay for your ticket on a plane before your ride. Maybe they shouldn't overbook people if they don't want shit like this to happen.
Actually you pay for it before now. At least, your credit card is charged beforehand, but if you cancel the trip before being picked up the cc transaction is withdrawn.
They handled it terribly. Yes, they have the right to ask a customer to leave--but they shouldn't have been randomly selecting people to bump in the first place. If they oversold and they don't have a place to put their employees, that's their problem, not the problem of the customers who already payed for a service.
I'm curious, has the reddit outrage machine ever had real world traction? Aside from a few fluff pieces here and there has it ever made a difference?
Also, dummies think they gonna, what, boycott one of the few airlines available? They already all jam pack as it is, their outrage machine going to invent magic carpets as alternatives? It would fit their diversity quota at least. Thanks disney for that history lesson.
I work in real, big boy TV news and we're all about this story. Reddit outrage is just spillover from Twitter outrage, and TV stations blow their loads any time six people on Twitter are mad about something.
You should go for it once he gets out of the hospital; he kinda has that distinguished doctor silver fox look and will probably shower you in gifts payed for by his United hush hush money
I don't get why this matters? I mean isn't this like the textbook definition of ad hominem? The point isn't whether he is a felon or not, the point is that United behaved like asshats.
That is exactly what NYP is counting on and that is how majority of the population will perceive it.
Realizing that NYP isn't saying that we shouldn't take the guy seriously relies on recognizing that his felony should have no bearing on United's behavior. You are giving people too much credit.
What's funny is I occasionally see random famous people claim hit pieces were written about them (Scott Adams, Pew Die Pie) because some newspiece reported on current happenings. But this, this. It's rare to see a real hit piece.
Putting aside the way in which every aspect of this guys past is now considered fair game by a revolting Murdoch media all because he was basically assaulted by United, why is it always middle aged Christian church going fathers of five who just can't help themselves when it comes to young man cock?
This ain't no boipucci case, article says the affair started after the Dr examined the studs "genitals"....dude was packing a slab of hot meat and Dr straight-children-married-Christian literally couldn't help himself from sucking it dry.
Are all you straight bois just gagging for big juicy cock cum explosions? Is this what it means to be a straight mean in these United States?
LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED.....but toadies gonna toad I guess. And golly gee wiz how did you get this info on the guy too? Must have just been your lucky day I suppose...
found the failed journalist. it muse be rough having to read important, serious work like this every day, knowing no one will ever respect you like america's venerated reporters are.
WTH WTH!!! SERIOLUSLY this is extremely questionable. No other source has given the identity of the passenger and his wife. If anyone has ever called an airline to find out if their friend boarded a plane or not, they will not disclose any passenger details. Not less than 48 hours a full background check (truth or not) have been done and an article written for the sole purpose to smear him. I have never seen such quick decisive smear article on someone done ever. Sure maybe a little detail about the person but this article was written with one purpose, hate. My conclusion is fuckers at United Airlines are behind this shit. I was going to avoid using their services.. not I am fucking avoiding their services for life. United Airlines is some immoral unethical bastards.
damn, him, his wife, and 4 of his kids are doctors! this guy has definitely contributed to society, who cares what he did 15 years ago. he certainly isn't doing it today, and regardless it has nothing to do with what happened on the plane.
I'm not saying it wasn't dumb because it was. Who is being trolled? Well, I did waste your time over something I found stupid to begin with. I had fun at my own expense, but I still had fun.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-04-11
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n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
My ShareBlue and United checks come in the mail the same time every month, so it's super convenient.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
I'd literally never heard of this until a month ago and now I see this or "ShariaBlue" everywhere. Fuckin reddit.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
No one expects Australia's Canadians to know much outside of their world anyway, it's okay.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
i always thought they were Australia's Mexicans. /u/ComedicSans, pls confirm
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Definitely Canadians. Smarter, more attractive and more exclusive than our hillbilly neighbours.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
don't lump me in with hilbilly-americans. those of us in educated urban centers would desperately love to unload our cousinfucking dependents.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
President Trump
You're outnumbered. And we know what they do to minorities.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
ackchyually
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
FAKE NEWS!
B-B-B-BUT FAKE VOTERS!!
MILLIONS OF UNDOCUMENTED VOTERS!!!
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
The top one is funny, the bottom one is even funnier.
n/a silent_xfer 2017-04-11
"youre outnumbered"
Might want to read up a bit on the US political system before saying such retarded shit
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Y do u hef to be mad?
n/a silent_xfer 2017-04-11
I needed to say retarded and just had to get it out, you know how it is.
n/a squarefaces 2017-04-11
Agreed, as an educated coastal liberal elite I'm all in favor of moving the Deep South and Flyover Midwest to Alberta or Saskatchewan or something.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
i say we just cut off federal subsidies and aid. sounds harsh, but hey. that's just what you get for not being tolerant and progressive enough.
n/a evannever 2017-04-11
This conversation makes me long for another plague.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
an extremely effective method, if we first gut their healthcare programs.
n/a caveatze2 2017-04-11
I really hope they're being sarcastic.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
nothing about the absolute inferiority of rural white americans is something to be sarcastic about
n/a caveatze2 2017-04-11
What do you even mean by "absolute inferiority" and how can you can classify another human being as that
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
pallor, generally
n/a caveatze2 2017-04-11
what are you trying to say
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
pal·lor
/ˈpalər/
noun
an unhealthy pale appearance.
n/a squarefaces 2017-04-11
Yeah it's probably cheaper to starve them out than pay for their relocation anyway. I'd love to see my tax rate plummet when my state stops subsidizing the cousin fuckers.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
plus, we'd probably end country music in one fell swoop. win win.
n/a squarefaces 2017-04-11
Now this is a platform I'd campaign for
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-04-11
That would just kill all the black people you fuckin racist
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
no, just to the whites
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-04-11
Oh. Well, ok then
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
<3
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-04-11
Return to the steppes, you mongol.
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-04-11
Conversely: More pale, naive, and backwater
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
You say this, but literally none of Canada is below the Mason-Dixon line :^)
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-04-11
Its ok, nobody's perfect.
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-04-11
its more the mississauga line
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-11
You fuck dogs too, right?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Whitney Wisconsin, fool.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-11
This whatboutism won't save you or your kind from the inevitable Day of the Rake.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Thankfully 9 out of 10 Americans don't know where my country is.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-11
If the nuclear holocaust won't get you, the nuclear winter will.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
There are, what, 300 million Americans, mostly obese? We'll have fuel enough for a while.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-11
The sheep-fucking would tire you guys out, in addition to your inherent effeminacy.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
We're not the Welsh.
We're not the English either.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-04-11
Bah, all the same shit.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
The American education system is a wonder.
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-11
Wouldn't that be the boat people?
n/a nicethingyoucanthave 2017-04-11
I would never have believed it if it wasn't for what happened to /r/politics. There was a news story about CTR targeting reddit, and overnight, the sub changed.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-11
Lol. /r/politics was always retarded. You're just upset it was the wrong flavour of retarded.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
A majority of the site has been left leaning. When you say it changed "overnight", do you mean that you looked for the first time?
n/a nicethingyoucanthave 2017-04-11
leaning, yes. Just leaning. Now it is 100% left all the time.
HAHA!! Good one!! But no. I mean that all the moderators were replaced, and the sub changed
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
KiA lmao
n/a the_popcorn_pisser 2017-04-11
Has KiA ever been caught doctoring screenshots or something like that?
Man, I literally can’t believe people will defend /r/politics
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
I don't know, but KiA is a trash sub for trash people in general.
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
Yeah. r/politics is only a garbage sub for garbage people
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-11
I feel like Kia and r/incels must have a pretty big crossover
n/a KT-47 2017-04-11
Not an argument.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
Who's arguing? Just stating facts. 👌
n/a jerry101246 2017-04-11
Better explanation is that he was withdrawing from xanax dependence, given his hysterics and panic attacks.
You don't panic like that while barred out.
n/a nicethingyoucanthave 2017-04-11
suuure. Like, half the people on that plane had popped a xanax to make the cattle-car experience of modern air travel just barely tolerable - but this one guy was withdrawing from it.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-11
Would a normal person react to this situation by running around screaming "kill me?" Guy was either blitzed on something or a total autist.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
either way, he should start posting here
n/a Ahrotahntee_ 2017-04-11
A good candidate for an extra mod
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
Maybe a concussion from getting his face an Irish Whip to the arm rest
n/a pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-04-11
obvious head injury tho
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
Or both autistic, high, and brain damage from the concussion.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
You retards all got played. It was the wrong Dr. Dao
https://twitter.com/_ClaireConnelly/status/852036052286033921/photo/1
Also NY Post is a fucking tabloid. Might as well quote the SUN or some other shitty fake news.
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-11
Complains about fake news while linking to an unsubstantiated Twitter post. w e w
n/a TimelordAcademy 2017-04-11
So if she dresses slutty she deserves to be raped. gotcha.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
i think the doctor was dressed just fine
n/a TimelordAcademy 2017-04-11
Yes but maybe someone else thought he was slutty, thus giving them the right to rape him. Its subjective, therefore if I feel your mother is dressed sexy and high on xanny I can beat her and rape her too?
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
well tell her! she probably doesn't get too many compliments these days
n/a TimelordAcademy 2017-04-11
Does she know that you believe people who find her belligerent are told by you its ok to beat her for it?
n/a phedre 2017-04-11
Not enough. Whoever's got the cash, call me.
PS: I'm not cheap. If you're looking for a $2 whore, talk to /u/riemann
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
repost, delete this
n/a phedre 2017-04-11
Mine's much more clever than yours though.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
absolutely not
n/a phedre 2017-04-11
FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE U.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
you don't want to do this
n/a phedre 2017-04-11
Tart.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
slor.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
nork
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
SEE /u/InOranAsElsewhere
IT'S A THING
n/a InOranAsElsewhere 2017-04-11
If it's just you and Zachums are doing it, that doesn't make it a "thing." I'd be more likely to use the word "shared symptom."
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
this sounds suspiciously ableist
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-04-11
Oran cant be ableist, as a leftist hes already retarded
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
whoa /u/InOranAsElsewhere are you just gonna let Hammer O. "Sweatshops are a necessary, even just, aspect of industrialization" Truthiness say that bout u
n/a InOranAsElsewhere 2017-04-11
Stalin was a good Christian who did nothing wrong.
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-04-11
>Stalin was a good Christian
>Christian
Fucking funDIEs at it again
n/a InOranAsElsewhere 2017-04-11
I literally did nothing wrong.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
you and stalin have that in common
n/a phedre 2017-04-11
I'm not talking to you until you fix thisl.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
idk, from my perspective it looks like i've fixed the problem :)
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
/u/phedre isn't my type
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-04-11
/u/phedre doesn't have a delicious bussy?
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
/u/phedre how does your gussy taste
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-04-11
are you implying gussy can ever taste good? why are you still a mod? reported
n/a justcool393 2017-04-11
Delete yourself
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
deeply hurtful jc393
n/a justcool393 2017-04-11
I'm sorry. I luv u
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-04-11
Make a company look bad? Prepare to get doxxed.
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-11
I bet it was all United's fault too.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-04-11
I heard the UA ticketing agent was selling the four booked seats for a few bumps of cocaine.
n/a Swineflew1 2017-04-11
Yep. I heard it was laced with the blood of that doctor that killed that lion.
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-04-11
What about Harambe?
Where does he fit in to this story?
n/a carthoris26 2017-04-11
They got their dicks out at these meetings for Harambe, prophetically. With so many other coincidences you can't assume otherwise.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-04-11
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt this is gonna get interesting
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
It doesn't really change the PR nightmare on United's hands, but it's pretty juicy background.
n/a thirdegree 2017-04-11
Ya, the only thing this really changes is that now they're both assholes. It's not like United knew he was a felon when they beat his face in.
n/a yvonneka 2017-04-11
Yea, but if his medical license is suspended, he didn't actually have to see patients the next day (and that was the main point of his argument of why he didn't want to get off)
n/a YabbitBot 2017-04-11
Yabbits live in the woods
n/a thirdegree 2017-04-11
I mean they still probably shouldn't have beaten the dude.
I don't like post-hoc rationalization is my point.
n/a yvonneka 2017-04-11
But wasn't it the police that beat the dude, not united?
n/a thirdegree 2017-04-11
I can't find any articles that refer to them as anything more clear than "security" so I'm not sure.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-04-11
Yeah at the end of the day I think most people are pissed at overbooking.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
which... will never change, most likely. people just like getting mad about things they only vaguely understand, and they'll accomplish nothing. at least they'll feel good venting on the internet for a while
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-04-11
My venting earned me quite a few meme points tyvm
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
<1% of a real man's karma
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-04-11
Kys
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
karma's your savior
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
look /u/Hammer_of_truthiness! this guy agrees with you, but isn't brave enough to say it
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
Like anarchists and capitalism!
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
as opposed to your profoundly complex and nuanced grasp of markets political theory
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
yes?
I know a lot about econ and political theory, bitch
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
you really, really don't
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
i know though
more than r/anarchism at least
and Chomsky
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
"i know more than rDrama about social interactions"
lol
n/a Eehee333 2017-04-11
Get over yourself kek
n/a telandrias 2017-04-11
no joke, I've been fucked over by the airlines before.
Them charging for overhead baggage is just more bullshit.
But for a few days, reddit finally stopped arguing about politics and calling each other Hitler to unite behind shitting on a plane company. And it's a welcome change to me.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-04-11
Well it's not like United knew this about him. They would have did it to an old granny just the same.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-11
Classy journalism, as always.
I hope those hookers buried in the backyard don't catch up to me if I get beat up by cops.
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
Don't worry zombies are slow
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-11
your move reddit
[](#aussieparrot)[](#aussieparrot)
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-11
reddit: RRREEEEEEEEEEE
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-11
that's always reddit's move
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-04-11
You just saved a shitty day.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-11
Place your bets, folks: Smear campaign or genuine criminal?
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-04-11
Vietanamese revenge for Ho-Chi-Minh City.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
Too soon.
n/a geraldo42 2017-04-11
The NYpost wouldn't write shit like that if it wasn't true. They're a shit news organization who spins things towards the dramatic at every chance they get but they're not about to start fabricating criminal charges. It's easy enough to verify I'd imagine.
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-11
Until you realize that there are 5 Dr. Daos - all of them 79
n/a snallygaster 2017-04-11
I've actually heard that the people writing the smear articles got the wrong Dr. Dao, but haven't been able to find any confirmation of that since the internet is oversaturated with info about this happening rn
n/a wootfatigue 2017-04-11
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-united-david-dao-20170412-story.html
n/a wootfatigue 2017-04-11
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-united-david-dao-20170412-story.html
n/a tehcraz 2017-04-11
Both? He can be a criminal but if he was wronged for something unrelated, it has no bearing on how badly united and the police fucked up. Bringing up his criminal history is just trying to divert from that.
n/a Nixon737 2017-04-11
Seeks like a pretty standard PR smear tactic. Seems to happen a lot in police brutality cases too that go public.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-11
but it's usually a black guy so nobody gives a shit
n/a amoliski 2017-04-11
With them the media plasters the story with decade old graduation pictures instead of recent pictures...
n/a TehAlpacalypse 2017-04-11
Lol are you serious they'll pull a pic of him in HS smoking a cigarette and say he was a weed addled crazy man
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
Most of the time it is related information with police brutality case
n/a dongas420 2017-04-11
He's a competent poker player who's taken thousands of dollars away from hard-working Americans. The guy isn't just a criminal; this obviously makes him an enemy of the entire West.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Am I the only one that doesn't give a flying shit about this entire story?
Looking forward to my cheap United tickets.
n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-04-11
I like how it's taken over reddit, and nowhere else that I wander gives more than one or two fucks, tops.
n/a shitpost953 2017-04-11
I was in the liquor store yesterday and the clerks were quite animated about this... soo... my anecdote contradicts the point of your anecdote.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-11
Yes, but I was in that same liquor store after you were, and the clerks were talking about what a cuck you are, so my anecdote negates your anecdote, making his anecdote relevant once again
n/a threeseed 2017-04-11
I was at that liquor store as well.
Pretty sure I saw the OP railing you in the men's toilet, splitting you in half like a hot knife through spam and making you twitch harder than a teenage girl with a hitachi.
n/a shitpost953 2017-04-11
Guise... /r/drama might have a drinking problem.
n/a subpoutine 2017-04-11
not me I'm 11
n/a glmox 2017-04-11
you really shouldn't be drinking at 11
n/a becauseiliketoupvote 2017-04-11
Yeah, wait for noon.
n/a E_G_Never 2017-04-11
When does day drinking become just regular drinking?
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-04-11
2 PM
n/a simplyshaun 2017-04-11
So I'm an alcoholic then?
n/a komradekommunism 2017-04-11
5:00 pm
n/a Byrnhildr_Sedai 2017-04-11
You just learned this?
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-11
don't get butthurt just because you didn't get a turn with OP
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-04-11
I was at a different liquor store, and unfortunately it was pretty boring.
n/a SamWhite 2017-04-11
Well I was at that same liquour store and I bought alcohol and got drunk because I have a drinking problem.
n/a Apescat 2017-04-11
yeah and literally all over cable news today too....(haha damage control is funny.)
n/a xPeryitex 2017-04-11
Because the ebin redditors have to feel like they're are somehow contributing to society and actually doing something with their lives, so they proceed to spam the frontpage and jack each other off into oblivion. Eventually H3H3 and other such mediocre youtube "personalities" are going to make smug, unentertaining videos, whose sole purpose is pander to the already ensperged reddit crowd that eats this shit up and, if Ethan really wants to ride this cashcow, he may even try and get the dude who got carried off the plane for an interview and make him into le funny meme man, until even the most persistently outraged redditeur gets sick of it and moves on to something new that H3H3 can then pander to.
Also, from this point on people are going to make "fuck united" jokes in almost any and all threads that attract the attention of the general reddit crowd and no matter how forced, no matter how completely unrelated it is, people on reddit are going to eat it up as if their humour is based entirely on reddit in-jokes. I mean, look at this shit, somebody even made a subreddit just so people can circlejerk about it. But it's not gonna die when people have moved past this story, oh no, it's going to be active for much longer, because some people are seemingly able to live off of ONE reddit in-joke alone.
I mean, there are still people making trebuchet jokes ffs
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-11
I've seen this exact thing happen so many times it feels more like weather at this point. It's just something that happens on a regular basis. Stay out of default subs, avoid any stray drones that wander too far from the hive, and wait it out.
Though I suggest staying out of default subs always.
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
good post
n/a xPeryitex 2017-04-11
thx
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
yw man!
n/a KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-04-11
y u made him baleet acct
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
lol he actually did it. What a loser
n/a MasterLawlz 2017-04-11
Did you really make a username inspired by my meta post
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
Yeah like 2 weeks back. I used it in the same way /u/the_reason_trump_won uses his account with the no text thing.
I'm using it today because my main account is on the fritz.
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
good post
n/a xPeryitex 2017-04-11
thx
n/a DudeMayocideLmao 2017-04-11
yw man!
n/a jerry101246 2017-04-11
Of all the 'outrageous' events, this one is probably the most boring. Company did something mildly wrong, it effects virtually no one but that doctor. Has no deeper message or analysis or revelation about society. Just a mild fuck up.
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
Dont know about that. People can be emotionally scarred. Shit like this can easily create mental constraint against the fragile minded
n/a jerry101246 2017-04-11
200 people in the plane maybe 30 of them are so mentally fragile that they can't handle some dude forced out of a plane (aka lefties and pussies). That's a grand total of 31 people max significantly effected by this. Meh.
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
Your reasoning is still dumb... lefties and pussies? That's stupid low-class response ever.
People are/ can be mentally fragile for shit ton of reasons - health, age, illness (PTSD). & your only explanation is being a lefty and pussy. You're so caught up in the political bullshit of left vs right, you can only use the terminology lefties and pussies to describe people.
n/a jerry101246 2017-04-11
People who are mentally fragile and need to be coddled- lefties and pussies. I'll also add women to that list.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-11
Mexicans and Obamacare?
n/a jerry101246 2017-04-11
Literally triggered, not the modern connotation.
Like you face mental breakdowns from being trolled on the internet or seeing racist language
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
Luckily for me, the only mentally fragile minded individual I see - is clearly you. Who's so caught up in a world of being conservative, you blow up at the thought of basic human understanding, emotion and respect
n/a ErictheRedding 2017-04-11
Yeah, the guy may never lay another pill whore in his whole life.
n/a rieuk 2017-04-11
Yes it's overblown but I believe there is a larger issue at play. And that is the audacity of United to be entitled to be able to do something like this when they feel like it. That is not okay and it is an issue that affects all current and future United customers.
n/a kane4life4ever 2017-04-11
wha ytubers do you consider as superior
n/a twosecondhero 2017-04-11
That one guy who makes a living off deep frying random shot for strangers around murrica
n/a bleasehalb 2017-04-11
This really circled my brokes.
n/a TehAlpacalypse 2017-04-11
This really brokes my arms
Edit: every thread
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-04-11
are u ok?
n/a telandrias 2017-04-11
bazooper
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-04-11
Thanks for the /r/trebuchetmemes plug.
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n/a SamWhite 2017-04-11
I love this word.
n/a LemonScore 2017-04-11
Did Ethan get Mossad to [deleted] you
n/a threeseed 2017-04-11
I can't tell if this is a joke or you just haven't left your parent's basement the last day or two.
It was trending number 1 on Twitter in all countries. Covered on all news broadcasts across the world (I am in Australia, my girlfriend is from South Korea, friends from UK). It has been condemned by the White House and Democrats and Republicans from all levels of governments. It is a massive shit storm in China right now (Weibo, WeChat) since they think it's race related.
n/a HobbesCalvinandLocke 2017-04-11
talks about twitter like people with active social lives care about it
n/a Tiammatt 2017-04-11
Something trending on twitter is a great indicator for me not giving a shit about it.
n/a ilikekingdomhearts 2017-04-11
Race-related? But wasn't he just chosen randomly with the computer?
n/a Goosebuns 2017-04-11
Japanese computer
n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-04-11
Did you just make a basement joke and then talk about twitter? lol I don't have a twitter, you fucking nerd, I go outside for social interaction.
n/a CertifiedBA 2017-04-11
Facebook is lit up over this junk
n/a ErictheRedding 2017-04-11
Until 5pm when everyone goes home from work.
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
All over my Facebook. In between all the post about "Syria and Russia should bomb the US because of flint water issuse and because of our immigration policy" to paraphrase
My time line is just awful
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-11
I was going to buy united stock when all the outraged morons sold theirs and made the price go to hell, but it turns out they're such an insignificant population that not only did the stock not drop, it went up 3% today. I should have seen it coming, since 16 year olds and people who owe yale $500,000 don't own stock.
n/a threeseed 2017-04-11
I mean this sincerely. Nobody gives a fuck about your stock trading.
Also it went up but it's been trending down as investors realise that United may have to allocate more seating to prevent another PR disaster.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/uniteds-stock-is-set-to-fall-5-and-wipe-1-billion-off-the-airlines-market-cap-2017-04-11
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-11
I'll have you know I've made over twenty dollars trading stocks over the past three months. I'm not very good at trading stocks.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
depends on your volume and goals, really.
n/a ason 2017-04-11
Your privilege is showing, sweetie.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
good i don't want anyone to mistake me for one of you
n/a SaroDarksbane 2017-04-11
🔥🔥🔥
n/a Itstheusual 2017-04-11
You can't escape, stop living in denial.
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
What's with all the disgusting proles on this sub?
n/a grafton29 2017-04-11
Are you a female?
n/a Standard12 2017-04-11
I think it's an 'it'.
n/a ason 2017-04-11
Stop trying to bait me into posting my butthole, faggot.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-04-11
Investors heard the news and said "we know."
n/a im-a-koala 2017-04-11
It was trading down like 4% this morning, shortly after the open. You could have pocketed a 7% profit.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-04-11
I mean I pretty much only fly southwestern and it's gonna stay that way. Cheap and easy. The only time I use other airlines is regional flights out of Baton Rouge to get to southwestern airports.
n/a geraldo42 2017-04-11
I think normal people use whatever is cheapest. The only people I know that stick to a certain airline are old rich guys who still use travel agents.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-04-11
Not if you have a miles card fam. That's why my dad flies delta.
n/a wowfuckthisshit 2017-04-11
WoW sO eDgY
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Pepsi so white
n/a Awayfone 2017-04-11
Pepsi so becky
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
I quit flying United when they tried to kick my ass when I asked them if I could use the bathroom. The finger swill I got from the Captain and copilot was pleasantly nice, but took a while.
n/a DingoLingo2 2017-04-11
Right after 9/11 I got online and bought plane tickets for my next two vacations. $50 round trip to Vegas and like $125 to Florida.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-04-11
CONGRATULATIONS /u/AGayOpinion! YOU'VE JUST WON THE UNIQUE ONLINE OPINION AWARD FOR PRESENTING A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL AND UNPRECEDENTED THOUGHT THAT NOBODY ELSE HOLDS! MANY PEOPLE STRIVE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TO BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS A CERTAIN THING ON AN INCREDIBLY POPULAR TOPIC, BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THE SELECT FEW TO ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISH SUCH A TASK! INCREDIBLE!
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Sweet.
n/a ModerateThuggery 2017-04-11
No, I don't think you're the only naive idiot in the world.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
Bougie motherfuckers: "Oh no, there aren't enough seats on the bus! TYRANNY! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!" boycotts bus for like 72 hours
n/a _fidel_castro_ 2017-04-11
You're a very good slave. Obedient and non questioning. Thank you for your blind compliance, citizen. Now pick up that can.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
lol
n/a _fidel_castro_ 2017-04-11
Yeah i saw Louis ck too.
Getting forcible removed is a mild inconvenience, right. You're fantastic compliant low class citizen. There should be more like you.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
OK, Spartacus. You go spaz out the next time the bus is late, and see if the other passengers don't ask the po-po to drag your ass out.
n/a _fidel_castro_ 2017-04-11
Totally valid analogy! Such a good intelligent slave. You're trumps wet dream.
n/a AGayOpinion 2017-04-11
lol
n/a ComedicPause 2017-04-11
I haven't even seen the video. I couldn't give less of a shit
n/a cojoco 2017-04-11
But he's actually a doctor, which I guess is unexpected.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-04-11
I was so sure that he was some special needs patient who boarded the wrong flight somehow. So sure. But it turns out he was just high or something.
n/a CheezitsAreMyLife 2017-04-11
At this point, he's really only technically a doctor
n/a cojoco 2017-04-11
n/a CheezitsAreMyLife 2017-04-11
And he only practices a single day and with no one critical. I mean, yeah, he's a doctor, but I wouldn't exactly call his work particularly important. I'm more important than him, and I work as an internet shitposter
n/a cojoco 2017-04-11
Your financial prospects are somewhat worse I'll warrant
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-04-11
He's a doctor who got his license in Vietnam in 1970...
n/a _fidel_castro_ 2017-04-11
Wow he looks like 50 on the video.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
/u/basicallyadoctor are you that bloodied Charlie?
n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-04-11
I'm a cumskin
n/a RollTide09 2017-04-11
No way
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-04-11
He likes to party. So what?
n/a glmox 2017-04-11
this but unironically
n/a bass- 2017-04-11
he is a father of five people and still likes boipussy
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-04-11
What does having children have to do with bussy?
n/a dermanus 2017-04-11
So he's a bussy farmer?
n/a searingsky 2017-04-11
This honestly makes him more sympathetic
n/a TheDivineSpirit2 2017-04-11
The fake news is getting ridiculous, today.
n/a Slutha 2017-04-11
Back to r/videos, Hopsing
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-11
Gas the
jewsmedia nown/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-04-11
n/a JumbledFun 2017-04-11
Of course it was the post that wrote this hitjob. What a shit newspaper
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
What does his past, from 2004, have to do with this? Wtf? This is the 2nd article I read and both are from female dumb-ass reporters who have nothing to write but shill articles
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
Like I said in another comment, it doesn't take away from what happened the other day, it's just juicy backstory.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
Trust me xir, I like the drama it's causing.
n/a krazyglueyourface 2017-04-11
Not sure why the gender matters. I'm a female and I think this type of reporting is lazy and discredits the author. There is no reason why this guys past has to be brought up.
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
It doesn't, you're right. But, it's just that the two post I wrote were specifically written by females.
n/a krazyglueyourface 2017-04-11
Yeah ok. Just didn't understand the correlation.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-04-11
Women are evil fyi
n/a rogue0tter 2017-04-11
Go back to /r/incels
n/a Thhueros 2017-04-11
Actually from /r/MGTOWWOM
n/a skivian 2017-04-11
Because men
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
Fucking triggered, thanks shitlord.
Gender does matter. I sexually identify as a 6 year old black rhinoceros that was born on a farm with chickens and penguins in Barbados. Respect my pronouns it's Rhno or Rhinoceros.
There is no reason why it was even considered that his past had anything to do with anything. It does show what media outlets are bullshit. They're so thirsty to be the ones to break a new story that they will resort to anything. You are absolutely right about the author being discredited by this shit. It's too bad that they will somehow play the victim here. Shitheads like that usually do.
n/a BurningBroadripple 2017-04-11
I wish I was as edgy as you.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
You're an idiot. You took the obviously dumb part seriously.
n/a sadrice 2017-04-11
Personally, I took the dumb part as evidence that you are in fact dumb.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
Oh, such a stinger. No I just love triggering SRD snowflakes. See the fundamental difference between the average SRD poster and the average drama poster is that the Drama poster doesn't give a shit about their public image. We have nothing to prove, no moral high ground we're required to stand upon. We don't care what someone says about us, and in fact we actually like someone that can muster up the courage to sling our own shit back to us. Do you think that negative number bothers me? It actually excites me because I know I triggered you snowflakes.
There is only 2 genders, you can only switch them once. Saying the word nigger isn't contributing to racism, in fact it's giving the word less impact the more you use it. Guns aren't that bad, it's the idiot behind it that's bad. Not all police are that bad, the bad ones are in a very slim and protected minority. The problem with a lot of trades is unions only looking out for and protect the worst. Black lives matter is a racist movement that is the exact equivalent to the Klu Klux Klan. Black people can and are very often more racist than most whites. Racism is not that bullshit about power + prejudice, it's an irrational hatred for people based on race alone. Gender studies is bullshit, wasteful, and preaches misandry. IF feminism was about equality, they would call out the ones preaching misandry. If you were to have a male equivalent to gender studies, women would have it shut down because of misogyny. Self loathing is a problem with the youth today. They hate everything about themselves and they try to over compensate with "moral" activities to make themselves feel better about not having a shitty life. Fat people can and are very often unhealthy. It's about how much exercise a person gets and the diet they have the determines health. While I didn't vote for him, Trump is the president of the United States. If you live in the US, Trump is your president.
n/a sadrice 2017-04-11
In incoherent rant from being called dumb? You're both dumb and also extremely triggered.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
Glad to see that you edited your original comment. This one is better, still shit though, but better. Safe spaces, subredditdrama is a safe space for people that can't handle abrasive people. Just admit it, I got under your skin there a little bit.
n/a sadrice 2017-04-11
Not really? I made a snarky insult, you flipped your tendies, I made another, and now you seem to think you've accomplished something? Why are we even talking about SRD? I post both there and in drama, like most of the users here.
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
If you really are here as much as you claim, you would know about me. I'm an asshole that loves being an asshole and triggering people. You think I flipped out, this is something someone that actually comes here often would know better than to think. You drew assumptions on me because of the bait I laid, this is something someone that comes here would know better than to do.
Wasting your time with pointless things is the goal of any troll. See trolls aren't all about the epic lawlz, they're about amusing themselves at the expense of others.
Nothing personal.
n/a jminds 2017-04-11
The article linked was written by Bruce Golding.
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
Weird. It wasn't this morning.
n/a Cauchemar89 2017-04-11
It's a popular topic.
Time for the news outlets to milk it until the udders fall off.
n/a ijohno 2017-04-11
They will. And then everyone will forget about all this and get back to redditing normally
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-04-11
So in other words, this guy is awesome? That only makes me MORE pissed at United.
n/a xthorgoldx 2017-04-11
Dude was pushing fake meds. Drugs for yourself is one thing, taking advantage of the sick is another.
n/a Frankiepals 2017-04-11
Double karma. United gets into a PR shitstorm over their ridiculous overbooking policies for beating up a scumbag. All is right in the world for once.
n/a TheTaoOfBill 2017-04-11
So does this mean United is a hero now?
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-04-11
WTF I love United now
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-04-11
Who cares? Doesn't change how the airline handled the situation.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/64sjjo/remember_that_doctor_that_was_dragged_off_the/dg4oitn/?context=1
eve pls
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
now he seems more relatable, which is an important element of these stories.
n/a -ChanandlerBong- 2017-04-11
This made me chuckle.
n/a StickmanPirate 2017-04-11
They forcibly removed a trespasser. It was wrong for them to kick people off but once you're asked to leave, you should leave.
If this had been some guy refusing to leave a taxi/Uber and getting dragged out by police Reddit would barely even register beyond posting it to /r/JusticeServed type subs.
n/a Vekete 2017-04-11
The difference is you pay for a taxi/uber after your ride. You pay for your ticket on a plane before your ride. Maybe they shouldn't overbook people if they don't want shit like this to happen.
n/a qlube 2017-04-11
Actually you pay for it before now. At least, your credit card is charged beforehand, but if you cancel the trip before being picked up the cc transaction is withdrawn.
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-04-11
They handled it terribly. Yes, they have the right to ask a customer to leave--but they shouldn't have been randomly selecting people to bump in the first place. If they oversold and they don't have a place to put their employees, that's their problem, not the problem of the customers who already payed for a service.
n/a TheGoat_Eater 2017-04-11
I'm just in this for the memes
n/a neutralvoter 2017-04-11
I'm curious, has the reddit outrage machine ever had real world traction? Aside from a few fluff pieces here and there has it ever made a difference?
Also, dummies think they gonna, what, boycott one of the few airlines available? They already all jam pack as it is, their outrage machine going to invent magic carpets as alternatives? It would fit their diversity quota at least. Thanks disney for that history lesson.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-04-11
Well Reddit did help Bernie panders won a few small mayo states.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-04-11
I work in real, big boy TV news and we're all about this story. Reddit outrage is just spillover from Twitter outrage, and TV stations blow their loads any time six people on Twitter are mad about something.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
They made all the Comcast search results into swastikas, so......we did it Reddit?
n/a CheezitsAreMyLife 2017-04-11
This can get so much better if it turns out he was high af on the plane
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
It would make sense considering his autistic screeching.
n/a RollTide09 2017-04-11
Who doesn't eat a couple bars before flying?
n/a serialflamingo 2017-04-11
TFW no qt Azn doctor daddy 2 trade bloweys 4 blues with
n/a snallygaster 2017-04-11
You should go for it once he gets out of the hospital; he kinda has that distinguished doctor silver fox look and will probably shower you in gifts payed for by his United hush hush money
n/a 6chan 2017-04-11
I don't get why this matters? I mean isn't this like the textbook definition of ad hominem? The point isn't whether he is a felon or not, the point is that United behaved like asshats.
n/a RollTide09 2017-04-11
Why is /r/drama bitching about more drama being created?
n/a BadEThrowaway 2017-04-11
Reddit doesn't provide the best classroom, but ad hominem doesn't just translate into 'is mean.'
The NYP story doesn't say '...and so we shoudn't take him seriously.' It's just an article about a figure who stumbled into the national spotlight.
n/a 6chan 2017-04-11
'I don't think the NYP story is just a case of "Look what we found", more of an attempt to discredit the victim and hopefully reduce the backlash.
I interpret it as
n/a BadEThrowaway 2017-04-11
I think that's just a naive analysis. The same thing happened with Ken Bone without an agenda.
n/a 6chan 2017-04-11
That is exactly what NYP is counting on and that is how majority of the population will perceive it.
Realizing that NYP isn't saying that we shouldn't take the guy seriously relies on recognizing that his felony should have no bearing on United's behavior. You are giving people too much credit.
n/a BadEThrowaway 2017-04-11
So the NYP was what, paid to be the NYP by United even though this shit is exactly the stuff they publish anyways?
n/a MJZMan 2017-04-11
Remember that fact that had nothing to do with the case at hand and was only revealed to smear the victim?
I remember that.
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
OK WHO HERE HAS NOT TRADED DRUGS FOR SEX?
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
Literal heroin for literal sex.
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
LITERALLY
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-04-11
ASS TO ASS
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
i'm saving that for when your daughter comes of age
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
My daughter will never have anything to do with you.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
you say that, but i'll see what she has to say in a couple years when she needs some literal heroin
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
My daughter does not need to do that white trash peasant crap.
She can get some ludes like normal upper class people.
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
she'll still be slurping greasy dick for it
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
You're talking about a three year old
n/a riemann1413 2017-04-11
they don't stay three
n/a 39flws 2017-04-11
No, but I've traded drugs for beta sex kitten programming. Think about it.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-11
I've traded sex for not having to talk to my alcoholic ex for the 15 minutes that we were having sex
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-11
It didn't seem that tawdry at the time, but yeah, now that you mention it...I'd do it again in a heart beat
n/a lanismycousin 2017-04-11
HEY MAN!
HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR COKE?
THAT'S A REAL TRADE
n/a pointmanzero 2017-04-11
I SURE FUCKING HAVE.
although technically I sucked dick because I like it and I snorted the coke because I liked that also
n/a lanismycousin 2017-04-11
That kids ....
IS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
n/a dermanus 2017-04-11
Does roofying someone count? Technically she took the drug.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-04-11
What's funny is I occasionally see random famous people claim hit pieces were written about them (Scott Adams, Pew Die Pie) because some newspiece reported on current happenings. But this, this. It's rare to see a real hit piece.
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
lol yeah, super petty.
n/a evannever 2017-04-11
Ken Bone is another example.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-11
Ken Bone was normies reminding the terminally autistic to stay the fuck off the TV
n/a Joan_Cuck_Cucksy 2017-04-11
I'm willing to sell some of my weed to the sexy ladies of /r/drama in return for a night of blowjobs and anal.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-11
No it doesn't work that way, you have to offer it to the bois just like the good Dr did.
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n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
lol
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-11
Lol it got downvoted
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-11
Putting aside the way in which every aspect of this guys past is now considered fair game by a revolting Murdoch media all because he was basically assaulted by United, why is it always middle aged Christian church going fathers of five who just can't help themselves when it comes to young man cock?
This ain't no boipucci case, article says the affair started after the Dr examined the studs "genitals"....dude was packing a slab of hot meat and Dr straight-children-married-Christian literally couldn't help himself from sucking it dry.
Are all you straight bois just gagging for big juicy cock cum explosions? Is this what it means to be a straight mean in these United States?
n/a Zachums 2017-04-11
Is this a rhetorical question?
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-04-11
Point taken, sweetie.
n/a credroad 2017-04-11
LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED.....but toadies gonna toad I guess. And golly gee wiz how did you get this info on the guy too? Must have just been your lucky day I suppose...
n/a glmox 2017-04-11
found the failed journalist. it muse be rough having to read important, serious work like this every day, knowing no one will ever respect you like america's venerated reporters are.
n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-11
Is every newspaper in New York just garbage? I'm surprised they didn't tell us he voted for Trump and wrote a prescription for sarin in Syria.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-04-11
This newspaper is kind of a tabloid.
n/a Metallics 2017-04-11
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n/a OatmealFor3v3r 2017-04-11
WTH WTH!!! SERIOLUSLY this is extremely questionable. No other source has given the identity of the passenger and his wife. If anyone has ever called an airline to find out if their friend boarded a plane or not, they will not disclose any passenger details. Not less than 48 hours a full background check (truth or not) have been done and an article written for the sole purpose to smear him. I have never seen such quick decisive smear article on someone done ever. Sure maybe a little detail about the person but this article was written with one purpose, hate. My conclusion is fuckers at United Airlines are behind this shit. I was going to avoid using their services.. not I am fucking avoiding their services for life. United Airlines is some immoral unethical bastards.
n/a paintedtroll 2017-04-11
damn, him, his wife, and 4 of his kids are doctors! this guy has definitely contributed to society, who cares what he did 15 years ago. he certainly isn't doing it today, and regardless it has nothing to do with what happened on the plane.
n/a ErictheRedding 2017-04-11
Well, well, well, the circle jerk reaches it's inevitable creshendo. Maybe don't believe everything you're told, Reddit.
n/a RainbowRaider 2017-04-11
Crescendo*
n/a ErictheRedding 2017-04-11
That too.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-04-11
ur dumb
n/a Illyana_Rasputin 2017-04-11
No wonder he was in such a hurry get home.
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-04-11
United did nothing wrong.
n/a TimelordAcademy 2017-04-11
Yes but what about the officers history? Sexual assault of an underage girl? history of violent assaults against law abiding citizens?
n/a icyhat 2017-04-11
I'm not saying it wasn't dumb because it was. Who is being trolled? Well, I did waste your time over something I found stupid to begin with. I had fun at my own expense, but I still had fun.