r/drama: Amid allegations of unpaid taxes, neo-Nazism, and sex offender, Denver furry convention canceled [BONUS ANTIFA CONTENT INSIDE]

I don't remember what they're called, but it seems like he's an off shoot of sovereign citizens who believe that everything can be filtered through naval law.

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

I don't know how this much degeneracy can exist in the same place. We've strayed so far from God's light that we somehow found light from some horrible eldritch God and went to that shit like moths.

n/a SkekEkt 2017-04-13

Far away and hidden in the lands beneath no moon,

In gorges below pinnacles upon which dwell the dead,

A cavern, overshadowed by encircling mountains, gapes

Beneath a narrow vault across whose dark the stars are sped.

From deep down in its cave there comes a sinister refrain

That resonates the barren, shadowed valleys with its call

And fills the night with wailing shrieks that from the blackness rise

To travel through the mountains, echoing from wall to wall.

Beyond the cavern lies the labyrinth of endless ways,

Within it there is neither south nor north nor west nor east;

Its inmost chamber holds a massive hill of metal shards

Upon whose summit sits the thing that's neither god nor beast.

In shape unformed as beast or god, it neither sleeps nor breathes,

Wherever sentient life has dwelt it's borne a different name,

It is the one that tears all worlds apart when it arrives

On that last day when everything is treated all the same.

n/a Mexagon 2017-04-13

You mean buzzwords.

n/a Jason_Steelix 2017-04-13

Pretty disappointed op couldn't work bronies in their tbh

n/a ScootR- 2017-04-13

Unpaid taxes

Oh man, the worst offense on the list.

n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-13

https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

n/a Assy-McGee 2017-04-13

We joke here about killing all white people, killing all jews, and killing specifically /u/riemann1413. But really, it's furries who deserve the gas chambers unironically

n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-04-13

This but even more unironically

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

This but ironically unironed

n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-13

I mean, there is that one convention that got bombed with chlorine gas...

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-13

it was a false flag to promote war with, uh, Syrian Brown Bears. wake up sheeple

n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-13

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wake_up_sheeple.png

n/a xkcd_transcriber 2017-04-13

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Title: Wake Up Sheeple

Title-text: You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.

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n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-04-13

xkcd is so painfully unfunny 98% of the time

n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-13

yeh but it's always le relevant maymay

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-13

http://xkcdexplained.tumblr.com/

n/a a_normal_human 2017-04-13

no argument here

n/a TheEquimanthorn 2017-04-13

The only difference is they won't have their clothes taken away beforehand. They will die in their fursuits.

n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-04-13

I think we should gas commies first tho

n/a SkekEkt 2017-04-13

and killing specifically /u/riemann1413

wow rude tbqh

n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-04-13

Literally this

n/a neutralvoter 2017-04-13

this is the furry in the context of real life:

http://s9.postimage.org/ji6s8aiq7/1356767475011.jpg

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-13

im loving the American Gothic expression on the mom's face

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-13

mrw furries

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-04-13

Pure, Grade A, USDA Organic certified autism.

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the fursuit

n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-13

My heart fucking breaks for the parents there.

n/a lesboautisticweeabo 2017-04-13

Furries make me question whither or not western civilisation is worth saving.

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

I'll make it easy for you. No

You know who doesn't allow furries?

ISIS

n/a lesboautisticweeabo 2017-04-13

They don't allow fags like us either

n/a searingsky 2017-04-13

OwO

n/a Makinandbakin 2017-04-13

Man this is like my bingo card. We got shady money deals between fursuited gangsters. We got gold eagles and swastikas. We got pizzagate perpetrators. We even got dudes in animal costumes.

Day can't get any better.

n/a freet0 2017-04-13

Is anti-fa furry the lowest thing a person can be? I think this may actually be the bottom of humanity.

n/a Pyrepenol 2017-04-13

nazi brony its pretty low, they should duke it out for the loser's seat

n/a Masturb_Chyiff 2017-04-13

Well, there are always antifa bronies... =(

n/a Ennui2778 2017-04-13

April Fool's day must've been rough on the guy.

n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-13

At that point killing yourself is not enough

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-13

"IWTCIJS"

n/a Harradar 2017-04-13

It seems to be weirdly common, back when #GamerGate Twitter drama was constantly popping off, practically every post by some (e-)celebrity denouncing it would have multiple antifa communist or anarchist furries, usually gay and often diaper fetishists in the retweet listing or the replies.

It's probably unwise to spend much time trying contemplate why there's such a strong relationship between being a furry and having weird fetishes like being into diapers, vore or giant(ess) stuff, since the abyss gazes also into you, but it's certainly A Thing. A lot of it is probably just that if you're brazen enough to talk about how you want to fug humanoid animals on your social media, you might as well admit you get your rocks off to people being swallowed whole as well, right?

n/a Masturb_Chyiff 2017-04-13

/u/attackthemoon actually did a prequel for this shit a couple days ago. Go check it out for more retarded furry drama.

n/a JohnGalt316 2017-04-13

never fuck with the IRS

they got Al Capone

n/a double-happiness 2017-04-13

If I was a black American, I would become a full-time furry, then no-one would know I was black and the police wouldn't shoot me dead.

...this letter constitutes an official ban of our attendance at Rocky Mountain Fur Con. If you register and send a registration fee; your registration will be canceled and you will forfeit your registration fee

Hmm that certainly sounds legal and enforceable /s

n/a Awayfone 2017-04-13