I accidentally caused a meltdown

53  2017-04-13 by [deleted]

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Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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He even downvoted this thread :^)

That was me :^)

                                                 

                                                                                                  

                                                                                                  

                                                                                                  

                            

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Me too, thanks

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/u/since_been are you all right? What exactly about what he originally said upset you exactly?

He's a hostile douche. Calling him such doesn't mean I'm angry.

Why are you such an egotistical piece of shit? You can discuss topics without resorting to getting hostile with everyone you encounter. Fucking douchbag, look at your post history, it's literally nothing but aggressive arguments and insults.

He's right you know. You are one of the worst people here.

You're mad because of that other post I made that didn't fit your agenda aren't you?

I don't really know which post you are referring to nor do I care to check.

You seem really butt-angry

keep lashing out it's funny

Why do you think pointing out the fact that you are an angry unstable douchebag is a sign that someone is mad?

I'm cucked by my wife's boyfriend so I get angsty

I'm not going to argue with you proceeds to argue multiple times across two threads

def not angry

he came here and made a thread about me

/u/aonome actually gets off on arguing, so he's in a blissful, post-orgasm state, probably smoking a cigarette right now

Ahhh

Yes

Is aonome the raging homo with the smegma fetish?

So did you apologize to /u/dukwon for questioning his expertise? Did you edit your post to say "Wow, I clearly did not realize who I was speaking to. I retract my bullshit."?

He's a hostile douche.

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[–]aonome 12 points 10 hours ago

LHC is teaching us about the fabric of space and time. False. That's pop-sci bullshit wording. Also, you know you're replying to an actual particle physicist?

I could tell right when /u/aonome threatened to rape your mother.

Why do mayos always chimp out

/u/aonome is worse than mayo. It's a brit.

Monarchist countries in 2017:

1) Syria

2) North Korea

3) England

/u/aonome is worse than a mayo. It's a brit.

/u/aonome confirmed Muslim

As-salamu alaykum brother

Baraka Allahu fika brother

Fiki fiki entah farreck brother

Shalom friends!

Hakunah Matata!

konichiwa fampai

England is going to end up with the worst of all possible combinations: an Islamic monarchy.

Democratic People's Republic of Korea monarchist

Are you stupid or something?

IDK anything about particle or haldrons or any qeerosexual bullshit like that, so I'll just offer up my opinion:

gas the fucking mayos

/u/dukwon - ProTip don't argue, much less engage, retards (basically the userbase of Reddit)

/u/Since_been - Is an example of a reddit retard.

I recognize that name, is dukwon a CB2 user?

I don't think so. He's a physicist that works at CERN.

Who are you even?

The guy who pinged you.

I'm sure I've seen you on snoonet

Yeah thats it, one of the irc channels

He used to be on irc a lot.

I still am?

How would I know that.

Did you quit?

/u/geraldo42 is hiding from the Feds after a curious incident at a kindergarten.

lol at all those people downvoting the person who literally moderates /r/CERN and constantly posts articles about the LHC.

B..but the fabric of space and time!!!!!

Do you even know what fabric is? A thread?

Of course, the space yarn spaghettifies as it approaches a black hole and that's how gravity works

Correct! Now if all the black holes stopped sucking the spaghettified yarn, in which direction would you fall over?

yes

Correct. Then there's string theory which describes the thread color and composition.

No, don't you get it? They follow "I fucking love science" on facebook, they know better.

literally moderates /r/CERN

deserves to be downvoted, considering CERN is an evil organization that intends to throw the world into a state of pure chaos

Delet this

i-it was a joke cern overlord, pls dont send the rounders after me

to be fair, i mean...

...look at your posting history.

he's not wrong.

Everything I argue against is mayo degeneracy

LOL that's actually hilarious. don't win me over, guy

Wow you think I'm joking

Hey it made me laugh, in a good way.

Can I lick your face?

Hey! No licking faces in /r/drama! We're bussies or nothing.

https://i.imgur.com/0QweloH.png NSFW

I lick bussie all day too.

"Bussy" is getting pretty old IMO. /r/drama memes only seem to have a shelf life of a few months.

You make it sound like we're trying to be fresh memesters instead of running an annoying nonsense meme into the ground like so many Saudi hijackers.

I want to run bussy into the ground too

I am glad we are finally raising consciousness about degeneracy.

Yeah I'm on the other peeps side for this drama....

I saw an angry child and immediately recognized it wasn't worth my time

comments like 8 more times

You accidentally became needlessly pedantic?

you love to be hostile...fuck off.

Perfect.

Using that term "fabric of space and time" to refer to scientific observations in general because they're at the frontier of physics is like technobabble

Take it easy. This is all just reality playing a trick on itself ;-)

Your just jelly you don't got your collider to explore the fabric of space and time you poser.

Hey /u/anomoe what are the best pop science misunderstandings of physics to use if I ever need to trigger a physicist? I've discovered that insisting "What the Bleep do we know?" is an amazing documentary doesn't work because nobody able to walk and breathe at the same time is stupid enough to buy it.

Say that quantum entanglement allows ftl communication if you want to trigger a physicist

But it does. If you wish to communicate in meaningless random patterns that is.

Even that is inaccurate

Are you trying to trigger me?

Wait if that is innacurate, then you can meaningfully communicate FTL! Thanks internet stranger, I'm off to build an ansible!

Quantum entanglement is only a short step away from FTL communication, and thus teleportation! Your kids will be teleporting to school on Mars!

Thanks fam.

Say that quantum physics proves cultural relativity.

"light is both a particle and a wave!"

I don't understand what the point of this debate is

  1. Smarty corrects dummy pleb, gets downvoted
  2. Dummy pleb "corrects" smarty with popsci bullshit, gets upvoted
  3. Dramautist calls out dummy pleb
  4. Pleb and autist argue over who is more triggered in lengthy comment chain

Lol @ /u/ultrashitpost singing Frozen at fools.

Basically a trolling 101 lesson. Nice job OP.

Hey OP, you may be a particle physicist, but I know someone that works at Wendy's that says you're wrong.

Also, you know you're replying to an actual particle physicist?

/u/aonome It's kinda retarded to bring up your qualifications just to win an argument. If you can't convince people with knowledge and logic, your qualification is useless.

/u/dukwon are you gonna take that?

Don't appeal to my authority. It's embarrassing.

What is a particle?

Is it a dot?

Or is it a speck?

When it's underwater, does it get wet?