r/drama: IMPORTANT MESSAGE: /r/relationships mods are on yet another crusade to get people spanked by the admins for laughing at their dumpster fire! Better watch out or they might tell on you!

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n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-17

Why would anyone post on /r/relationships?

n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-04-17

To larp like someone who actually has relationships.

n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-04-17

It's not LARPing

It's just shitty freeform roleplaying

reeeeeee3eeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeé

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-04-17

Creative writing exercise

n/a cultish_alibi 2017-04-17

Guys, I know you won't believe this, but I just got finished with a threesome where the girl on my dick was antifa and the girl sitting on my face was wearing a MAGA hat.

I met them at the protest yesterday, and I said that they should try and reconcile their differences at my place, over a bottle of wine and a few lines of ~~coke~~ pepsi. So, the Trumpette chick did some pepsi, and she was like, 'you're a good mayo, i wanna sit on your face' and I said 'yo cool, I guess I'm in favor of free speech now', then the antifa girl was like, 'nah i'm gonna sit on his face' and i was like 'yo, face is full right now, you need to fight the man by sitting on him'.

Anyway, half an hour later I was literally drowning in pussy, like, I know u skinny cos you some anorexic red hat cunt, but srsly, like, get off my face cos i can't breathe and she was like 'fuck u i aint movin, lest that antifa cunt wanna smother ur mayo patriarchy' and they started fighting but then they were making out and bouncing up and down.

Anyway it was a pretty good evening.

n/a BurgerLaowai 2017-04-17

...and now my wife won't talk to me.

n/a Alarid 2017-04-17

That's why I don't read my erotica outloud on the bus to work anymore.

n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-17

You should learn to read without subvocalising it.

n/a BurgerLaowai 2017-04-17

Can I still use my finger to keep track of where I am?

n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-17

No! No fingers! Said the choirboy to the priest.

n/a EvanHarper 2017-04-17

Shit was so cash

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-04-17

[removed] is really lazy story writing though

n/a xthorgoldx 2017-04-17

People who treat their partners like shit, but want affirmation that their behavior is okay - normally by leaving out all context that makes them look bad.
Doormats who can't do anything without a mob telling them they're cucks
People fantasizing about having gotten revenge on their ex for some bullshit or other who post their dream revenge scenario for everyone to congratulate them for being such a forceful, confident badass.

n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-04-17

In case you are writing fan fiction about the life of a 24 year old virgin.

n/a pi_over_3 2017-04-17

R/relationships = r/dumpsterfire

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

I just like that /r/dumpsterfire redirects to /r/worldnews

n/a pentillionaire 2017-04-17

i was banned from that sub the first day i found it

n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-17

I once posted on an alt pretending to be a Muslim guy who's wife was getting pissy because my family had arranged a second wife.

Relationships took my side and called my wife intolerant, good times.

n/a serialflamingo 2017-04-17

Post it.

n/a guyjin 2017-04-17

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-17

Was an old throwaway

n/a serialflamingo 2017-04-17

As I thought.

n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-17

I'm trying to find it. I may have already posted it on drama, just give me a bit to go through my throwaways.

n/a Wordshark 2017-04-17

Well?

n/a projectedgeham666 2017-04-17

Can't find it, I know the title but I don't think removed posts show up in the subreddit search.

n/a Thr0waway_Joe 2017-04-17

If they need someone to tell them to break up with someone and go no contact, it's the best place to go. "My boyfriend and I played hide and seek and he claims he won, what do I do?"

"Dump him, you can find someone better easily"

n/a aonome 2017-04-17

/u/sommiel what do you think the admins will do if you keep pissing them off with false reports?

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

I don't know what the admins will do, but personally this is really motivating me to start combing through /r/relationships again. I don't think I've browsed it in months because it was too depressing to reflect on how the commenters are real people, but it's starting to look pretty attractive again tbqh.

n/a caringexecutive 2017-04-17

I spend a lot of time over there in an account that I have to keep semi clean because if not I'd get banned in a day. It is way too much fun to fight with people in there, but the thread about people trying to defend the decision that this guy and his gay son/step son should keep boning was my favorite of all time.

n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-17

What. You must link this immediately.

n/a caringexecutive 2017-04-17

It popped up here, gimme a sec to find it again.

n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-17

Ur the hero we need fam

n/a caringexecutive 2017-04-17

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5q9xii/op_in_rrelationships_is_an_oppressive_gaybasher/?ref=search_posts

Hilarious thread, 10/10 keks.

n/a ReBurnInator 2017-04-17

I wonder if /u/9777 is still playing Rocket League?

n/a 9777 2017-04-17

I am, thanks for asking, and I have used that line quite a few times. It really riles people up.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

Yeah, reading this really makes me want to fuck with /r/relationships again. Inspiring the guy who made the bot which auto linked every post was satisfying but I want more

n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-04-17

I just created /r/RelationshitsWatch to do exactly that but it doesn't appear to be working anymore

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

Of the newest 25, it worked on all of them except this one

n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-04-17

Yeah it works on any one that isn't labeled "new" ... I think

Come join the fun

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

I think they've whitelisted your subreddit, however posting a link from a different sub will still remove posts

n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-04-17

Nah it's still working. It just has a small delay for some reason

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

That's strange, I thought automod would kick in as soon as totes made a comment

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

You created 54 threads in 12 hours?

n/a ineedmorealts 2017-04-17

You should write a bot to auto link every new thread. If nothing else it will cause auto mod to spam the fuck out of them

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

Ayy you got a custom flair for your stupid neutrality meme. Congrats.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

One of the mods stepped up after I sexed them for it in modmail. I hope prostituting my dignity was worth this flair.

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

I think it was worth it. Not like you had all that much dignity in the first place tbh.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

True, this is a very sexy flair

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

I'm still waiting for my own custom flair that says "Rinsed the Prince" since I turned him Capitalist and all

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

Accuse /u/oxus007 of digitally raping you

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

Oxus how could you do this?? I was just a young, innocent boy, with high aspirations, and you took all that away from me! Now I'm the internet equivalent of a rambling homeless guy on the street: an /r/drama poster.

n/a lifesbrink 2017-04-17

Actual pic of u/sommiel:

https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/images/features/frankie-weather-685.png

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

reminder of what happened last time they tried to get the admins to take special actions for them and that they got their panties in a bunch over a bot.

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

oh yes, that same thread is where she is pulling "new" material for the latest report. It was amusing and I didn't care to fight it. I cared more about getting the shitshow of css undercontrol and ruthlessly applying whatever rule they thought of. It was amusing to get all the modmails complaining because I removed their painfully stupid attempt at trolling.

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

I know you hate the sub snally, so you might be interested in this leak from former mod /u/Sir__Hippo. It has automod code, a banned words list, and a list of shadowbanned users.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

This guy is a true American hero. I wonder what motivated him to leave.

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

They were still a mod on the 6th, and based on their reaction in this thread they were still a mod on the 11th too.

Their first message that is definitely post-demodding is this one a day ago in /r/AskReddit, where they respond to a callout directed towards /u/Sommiel. /u/Sommiel deleted their comment, but it's saved on pushshift. Seems like they didn't have a choose when it came to leaving

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

Huh, interesting. Sounds like something went down. How did you find out about the github?

Also, jeez that comment is condescending. Anybody who unironically says "use your words" is a massive cunt ime.

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

They posted it on #drama

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

Aw sweet, he should do an AMA here.

n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-17

Just here to agree with the linked comment that JustNoMIL is also a shitheap. I even got banned cos I said it was shit that it had stopped being a place for unjudged rants or vents and became relationshipslite. Also most of the stories there - at the time - where clearly made up.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

Oh god, that might actually be the worst sub on reddit.

n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-17

Yeah, I'm a bit ashamed that I ever liked it there. It wasn't always awful though. I actually feel a lot better without it, it was making me resentful over minor shit that didn't matter.

n/a Bureaucrat-72 2017-04-17

/r/JustNoMIL

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

I cant tell if /u/mwobuddy is just a troll or an actual MRA dipshit.

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

He was a troll. I do t remember the exact content of the modmail from him, but it left little to the imagination.

His post was about 5 sentences long and boiled down to "I have a specific ritual when I poop that leaves me smelling shower fresh after I poop. When my girlfriend bends over I can smell poop. How do I tell her to wipe her ass better?"

n/a mwobuddy 2017-04-17

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/64q658/me_50_m_with_my_girlfriend_20_f_6_mo_fecal/

Have fun.

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

Hey buddy!

n/a mwobuddy 2017-04-17

If anything, they exposed themselves. I don't think it's coincidental that both of those mods were in my threads where they could not touch them, where they proceeded to prove they were incapable of responsible moderation.

n/a mydramaaccount 2017-04-17

From the banned words list

/b/, 4chan, AF/BB, AFC, alpha, AMOG, ASD, AWALT, Bernie, beta, biatch, bimbo, bitch, bitches, bullied, bully, cache, cached, carosel, carousel, Clinton, cock, cocksucker, covert, crackwhore, Cruz, cuck, cucked, cuckhold, cuckold, cucks, cunt, cука, dck, DHV, dick, dickwad, DLV, Donald, downvote, dread game, dread game, Drumpf, faggot, fatass, fatfuck, fatso, fattie, fatty, feminazi, fuck boy, fuck-boi, fuck-boy, fuckboi, fuckboy, funeral director, google cache, hambeast, hamplanet, hamster, hamstering, harpie, harpy, Hillary, ho, hoe, hoes, hypergamous, hypergamy, incel, incest, jayde, kek, kill her, kill him, kill your, kill yourself, kuk, lardass, m0d, m0derator, m0derators, m0ds, man child, man up, man-child, man-up, manchild, Mandingo, mansplain, Mens Rights, MGTOW, mod, moderators, mods, MRA, MRP, neckbeard, nigga, nigger, niqqer, oneitis, orbiter, plate theory, prick, pussies, pussy, rape, retard, retarded, Sanders, schlong, sexual abuse, sexual assault, sexually abused, sexually abusing, sexually harassed, shit test, SJW, skank, slut, SMV, solipsism, sooka, starfish, starfishing, suicidal, suicide, t''was, tard, The Blue Pill, the genders, The Red Pill, tranny, TRP, trucel, tumblrina, twat, upvote, white knight, white-knight, whore

lmao

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

Funeral director

all of my wats

n/a Peetrius 2017-04-17

(((funeral director)))

n/a OniTan 2017-04-17

What's a funeral director?

n/a SxsyLeaf 2017-04-17

/r/relationship mods are more retarded than their userbase

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

Creative Writing trolls aren't very creative. T'was is the actual word banned, because well, like I said, the creative writing trolls aren't actually that creative.

You need to escape the ' with a ' thus T''was

n/a Assy-McGee 2017-04-17

You need to escape the ' with a ' thus T''was

h'wat?

n/a Michelanvalo 2017-04-17

Most programming won't recognize the single ' you need to put a " to get it to recognize it as a ' . This happens in Excel formulas too.

n/a OniTan 2017-04-17

But why is t'was banned?

n/a Lesmothian 2017-04-17

Because nobody who unironically writes out "t'was" is worth hearing from.

n/a OniTan 2017-04-17

M'lady.

n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-17

funeral director

Hmmm.

n/a Akai_Hana 2017-04-17

What in the name of autism is a hamstering?

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

A common Red Pill term.

n/a LiberatorFalcon 2017-04-17

(usually female) mental gymnastics

n/a OniTan 2017-04-17

Hamstering= when women rationalize and justify their (usually slutty) behavior such as sleeping around or cheating on their boyfriend. "It just happened!"

Can also refer to men who rationalize that their girlfriend can't possibly be cheating. "She would never do that!"

Refers to the brain spinning like a hamster wheel in a cartoonish fashion.

n/a TheMauveHand 2017-04-17

solipsism

Uh?

n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-04-17

Well, you know, it's a common ableist insult for socially inept people!

n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-04-17

It's a term used by TheRedPill for the self-absorption of the women they complain about.

n/a pepperouchau 2017-04-17

no "fuccboi"

Are they even trying?

n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-04-17

I appreciate that they banned all the incorrect spellings of fuccboi.

n/a sex_tourism 2017-04-17

Mandingo

How did that end up being banned.

n/a celocanth13 2017-04-17

They don't like a certain black male pornstar

n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-17

funeral director

Okay, but what the fuck?

n/a OniTan 2017-04-17

Cock carousel= when women in their teens and 20's fuck as many Alpha men as possible before they hit The Wall (their 30's), lose their looks, and have to settle down with a Beta provider husband who they don't respect. Commonly used on /r/seduction and /r/theredpill.

n/a aaawqe 2017-04-17

red pill guys really overestimate the amount of action people are getting

n/a PrincessKindness 2017-04-17

I'm beta as fuck and don't get sex much

Okay pal, keep livin' in yr echo chambre...

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-04-17

I only know what four out of the first ten even mean. :(

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

m0d, m0derator, m0derators, m0ds, man child, man up, man-child, man-up, manchild, Mandingo, mansplain, Mens Rights, MGTOW, mod, moderators, mods, MRA, MRP

One of these things is not like the others.

n/a Old-Barbarossa 2017-04-17

Hmmm... user 1166 got shadowbanned twice.

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

Several people are shadowbanned twice. I never alpha'd and cleaned the list like I did with the slur list, because bans are the playground of JustSomeBadAdvice, and JSBA alone.

n/a Ahrotahntee_ 2017-04-17

Oh good, I'm not shadowbanned. Just regular banned.

n/a BussySundae 2017-04-17

Mental Illness is a mandatory prerequisite for posting at /r/relationships.

n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-17

n/a Tar-mairon 2017-04-17

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n/a tilmoph 2017-04-17

What about deliberately copying a post to fuck with the bot? What kind of illness is that?

n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-17

thats called being alpha

n/a tilmoph 2017-04-17

Well that's a nice thing to say!

n/a FreeDory 2017-04-17

Are you trying to bully /r/relationships mods?

n/a apolea 2017-04-17

This seems fun

n/a tilmoph 2017-04-17

How could you possibly think such a thing?

n/a Bureaucrat-72 2017-04-17

n/a celocanth13 2017-04-17

/r/drama uses a bot to do the same thing

n/a i_lick_fedoras 2017-04-17

Does the bot look for each individual time /r/relationships is typed or does it just go by comments where it's mentioned?

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

Once per comment

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

What the heck? "Report it to the admins?" What's the going to do? Since when was it illegal to mention a sub (aside from T_D)?

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

What's that going to do?

Literally nothing, if the admins allowed /r/drama to u-ping Jewdank and AngryDM to death then they're sure as hell not going to give a shit about drama subs linking to drama. It seems like the /r/relationships mods expect the admins to adhere to a special set of rules for them for whatever reason.

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

lol. I'm sure that the admins are going to give the special treatment and specified rules to a subreddit with less subs than /r/pokemon.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

From their comments on this thread and the comments made by their ex-mod, it sounds like they kiss the admins' asses in an attempt to get them to do their bidding whenever they don't have power to take action. Can't imagine how exhausting it must be for the admins, it's like those bitter old spinsters who call the police whenever the neighbors in the apartment above them run the vacuum at night.

n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-17

*fewer subs than /r/pokemon

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

Don't they both work?

n/a atakeonhooper 2017-04-17

not in this context

n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-17

You'd think a sub where they gave advice to a dude to stop being a pussy and dump his wife and the wife responded by killing their kids would tread a little lighter around admins.

But hey, what the fuck do I know.

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

Wait, What?

n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-04-17

I remember this.

Looks like it was relationship_advice and not relationships.

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

wow.

this actually made me really sad.

people can be really awful sometimes, huh?

n/a DannyLee90 2017-04-17

Jesus. Looking back at the OP and reading "I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you don't get the kids" is spine-chilling in retrospect.

n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-04-17

Gimme dat news story ya tease.

n/a chanilastname 2017-04-17

Oh so that's what happened to jewdank.

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

/r/the_donald, /r/relationships.

Come at me admins.

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

Haha what I meant was that you're not allowed to link TD in the anti trump subs, like ETS. I think you're fine to do it here.

n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-17

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17

wow this

n/a Auvit 2017-04-17

I really doubt it gives separate mentions per comment

n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-17

only 1 way 2 find out

n/a BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-04-17

im trying to be dramatic you faggot

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

It doesn't.

Although this thread has already generated 50+ mentions in my inbox.

n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-04-17

Welcome new friend! Do an IAmA!

n/a theDeletedTruth 2017-04-17

Have you ever looked into the logistics of killing yourself and all your loved ones?

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

Nope.

n/a ahbslldud 2017-04-17

This but unironically.

n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-17

u/sommiel of course people are going to make fun of your sub, its a bunch of people who haven't had a relationship giving advice to people, oh and let's not forget about the sheer number of femi-nazis who don't care what the woman did its always the men's fault. The admins should just ban your sub to be honest fam

n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-17

its a bunch of people who haven't had a relationship giving advice to people, oh and let's not forget about the sheer number of femi-nazis who don't care what the woman did its always the men's fault.

You are more correct than you think

n/a headasplodes 2017-04-17

So you're telling me that if I type /r/relationships they'll report me to the admins?

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

No no, Sommiel has a special hardon for /u/snallygaster and uses basically any time they mention /r/ Relationships to fuel a case to have this and other subs banned from reddit.

n/a Assy-McGee 2017-04-17

to be fair to sommy, /u/snallygaster has a really aesthetically pleasing twat

n/a go2hello 2017-04-17

No no, Sommiel has a special hardon for /u/snallygaster and uses basically any time they mention /r/relationships to fuel a case to have this and other subs banned from reddit.

FTFY

n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-04-17

We all have a hard-on for /u/snallygaster, tbh. I would say "just not on the same way", but I bet it is.

Also I'm also here to tell you that an AMA is required.

n/a AntiLuke 2017-04-17

/r/relationship mods seem more and more pathetic whenever drama about them comes up.

n/a SuperShake66652 2017-04-17

I've heard /r/relationships is run by a crack team of retards. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

n/a LadyVetinari 2017-04-17

Are you conflating /r/relationships with /r/drama? Because that's offensive

n/a jubbergun 2017-04-17

I've heard /r/relationships is run by a crack team of retards. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

I don't think you heard that correctly. It should be "run by a team of retards on crack."

Oh, and just to be shitty:

n/a Psycho_Robot 2017-04-17

We should all visit /r/relationships and vote and comment on posts in the manner our hearts tell us to.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

Not worth it, that might actually be considered brigading and you get a swift ban or shadowban for doing or saying anything remotely controversial to the crowd there. Much better just to link drama to SRD and /r/drama because there's literally nothing they can do about it and it fills them with impotent rage.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-04-17

I've been a longtime subscriber to /r/relationships and never actually posted there

n/a TheMauveHand 2017-04-17

Brigading only gets you a temp ban, fyi, and only if you do it really obviously, i.e. on an old thread.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-04-17

Is this an attempt to get us banned?

n/a Psycho_Robot 2017-04-17

No it's an attempt to get triggered mods to report me for brigading when in fact it's not.

n/a MG87 2017-04-17

I'm pretty sure I'm shadowbanned for linking a /r/relationships thread in drama.

n/a Sir__Hippo 2017-04-17

As of the 11th you are not shadowbanned. If your posts aren't showing it's because JustSomeBadAdvice allows a bot to do his moderating for him. It is essentially an unobservable unanswerable auto-shadowban for anyone who uses bad words, no matter the context, for anyone who posts in bad subreddits, no matter the context, or for anyone who has had X number of moderator actions.

n/a skeetsurfing1984 2017-04-17

How DARE someone link to the private, personal information that I went out of my way to publish on a popular international public forum!

n/a chaosakita 2017-04-17

Can /r/relationships help with my relationship with my husbando?

n/a Ahrotahntee_ 2017-04-17

husbando

Is that like a sharknado?

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

After some testing, the bot /u/Sub_Mentions will work even if the ping is invisible. Just finish your comments with:

[](/r/relationships)

and /u/Sommiel will receive a message with the full contents of your comment. If everybody in /r/Drama did it then it would flood their inbox.

n/a The1RGood 2017-04-17

Hey, could you please not use my bot to brigade people?

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

Got it, I guess it is useful to the /r/relationships mods

n/a The1RGood 2017-04-17

Sarcasm?

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

What?

n/a The1RGood 2017-04-17

Sorry, I dunno if you were being sarcastic or not, reddit comments make it hard to tell sometimes lol

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

Oh no, I was being sincere. I'm sure that the /r/relationships mods find it useful, otherwise they wouldn't have subscribed to the bot in the first place

n/a The1RGood 2017-04-17

Ah, yea. I've put in a bunch of tools to help filter spam, like the ability to ignore individual users or subreddits, or only notify about comments with a certain amount of karma, but even then it can be taxing on the VPS I have the bot running on.

Thanks for understanding. :)

n/a LLAXIS 2017-04-17

No problem, have a nice day friend :)

n/a Akai_Hana 2017-04-17

No kys

n/a flipkt 2017-04-17

Fuck off faggot. Off your gay bot and kill yourself.

n/a cole1114 2017-04-17

Maybe you shouldn't use your bot to have people get reported to the admins for no reason?

n/a glmox 2017-04-17

fuk the police

n/a SHIT_FOUNTAIN 2017-04-17

/u/sommiel That's not how reddit works. You have your /r/relationships, we link to it, talk about it here, and move on our merry way. So long as we're not voting or commenting in your sub, we talk about your awful sub's posts all we want. The most you can do is ban us upon mention like what /r/polandball does.

n/a snallygaster 2017-04-17

That's not how reddit works.

The /r/relationships mods seem to want to believe that they are so exceptional that they can wave their hands and have a basic function of reddit removed if they kiss ass hard enough because they can't handle the fact that they don't have control over what others do outside of their subreddit. It's pretty funny given that the high degree of freedom to do anything that's allowed within a given subreddit such as linking to external threads is the same freedom that allows them to use shitty algorithms to auto-'shadowban' users. Though maybe that will change with the mod guidelines coming into action. :^)

n/a mwobuddy 2017-04-17

Drunk on power. When you become a dictator of your own little island, suddenly you have a vested interest in the islands everywhere else that are calling you out.

n/a Wtfct 2017-04-17

n/a nonothethird 2017-04-17

/r/relationships

n/a point_shaver 2017-04-17

/u/Sommiel Can you create a bot that would fill the emotional void crippling the people on /r/relationships?

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17

/u/Sommiel is your defense of /r/relationships an analogy for your own, broken and tired relationship? Do you stick with a dumpster-fire because it'll totally come around one day and it's your baby?

n/a zeMouse 2017-04-17

Breeders

n/a Jakeable_ 2017-04-17

u/sommiel is a fucking cunt

n/a [deleted] 2017-04-17

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE: /r/relationships mods are on yet another crusade to get people spanked by the admins for laughing at their dumpster fire! Better watch out or they might tell on you!

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