Retard accuses CNN of whitening the photo of the suspected murderer in Cleveland...it turns out he just has the brightness up on his TV.
127 2017-04-17 by IAmAN00bie
An absolute moron posts this thread on /r/the_d accusing CNN of whitening the photo of a suspected murderer in Cleveland...because that's apparently something they always do.
But it turns out this guy actually just had the brightness turned up on his TV. Mods there deleted the comment so they don't look like retards over there, but you can see the archive of the comment here.
73 comments
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-04-17
Why even bother?
n/a NF1376 2017-04-17
False flag.
n/a Tiammatt 2017-04-17
/u/spez probably deleted it to make them look insecure.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-17
Lol mods flagged it as a shitpost because they know they're full of shit. "Lol just prank bro, nobody would be that dumb here to actually believe this. That's why we deleted the comment and banned the guy who pointed out we were wrong"
n/a ComedicSans 2017-04-17
They should delete the sub tbh
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n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
Yawn.
Got anything not retarded and boring to share for once lover?
n/a bleasehalb 2017-04-17
This is actually funny though.
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
It is, but nore more than the usual dolan wewladedery. It also doesn't help that /u/IAmAN00bie is an aspie mouthbreather that mines this shit harder than a child picking its nose.
n/a shitpersonality 2017-04-17
TRIGGERED
n/a MG87 2017-04-17
n/a VoltageSpike 2017-04-17
Some people say that if you listen closely to the wind on a quiet night, you can still hear the echo of /u/hulk_hogan_fascism reeeeeeeeeee'ing.
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
You
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
Wow you sure got me :/), but I'd be careful about calling someone salty.
Imagine taking reddit as seriously as you, boo. Kisses.
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
Yes, calling a shitpost a shitpost is very comparable to your little meltdown. Oh honey.
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
>caring this much about shitposts on /r/drama
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-04-17
Please post a picture of yourself cumlord
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
/u/IAmAN00bie post bussy
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
me irl
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17
haha its that funny meme picture! I recognize that internet joke! Haha good one man
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17
Haha oh man Newbie is this one of those infamous "copypastas"?! You're on a roll with these hilarious internet jokes! Tell me another!
n/a tigertoesdotnet 2017-04-17
How many NEET bux u gotta pay for this kinda autism?
n/a grafton29 2017-04-17
Damn that's a spicy gif, mind if i save it friendorino?
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-17
it's a funny post, dont be so triggered bitch
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
kys
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-17
no you
n/a TruthPains 2017-04-17
I would say yer nan m8, but she is pretty retarded.
n/a mydramaaccount 2017-04-17
It must be pretty upsetting to constantly be the race associated with crime, right wypipo? Golly, we aught to do everything to stop this type of slander because truly the cumskins have been targeted enough.
n/a gay_mayo_pride 2017-04-17
oi oi, is the ableist language necessary? i don't think this is allowed in srd
n/a Tiammatt 2017-04-17
OP is a hatecrimer.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-04-17
It is. I called people retarded there yesterday. I still think it's upvoted.
n/a LedinToke 2017-04-17
retard
n/a donaldthelion 2017-04-17
The jokes on you he's only pretending to be retarded
n/a KillAllCommunists123 2017-04-17
yeah lol just playing the 25D chess
n/a RagdollPhysEd 2017-04-17
1D t-ball
n/a ThisGuy481 2017-04-17
You know, I'd honestly ask why we're even bothering because it's pretty much assured that /r/the_donald is doing something retarded 24/7, but I honestly can't. They have new retardation for us every day.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-04-17
Because some of Daddy's fans also post here and like to suck their God emperors dick.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-04-17
I feel like noobie reads td more than most td users lol
n/a IAmAN00bie 2017-04-17
I got this from /r/topmindsofreddit, actually.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-04-17
even worse
n/a Nechaev 2017-04-17
I'm not sure that's any less embarrassing.
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-04-17
/u/Turtle20X6, how is someone like you so fucking stupid? Dropped on your head? Incest? 10 seconds listening to Alex Jones?
n/a Matues49 2017-04-17
Probably a methhead.
n/a froibo 2017-04-17
FAKE NEWS
n/a miraclebelly 2017-04-17
Yeah u/Turtle20X6 I don't know how you can say r/the_donald is "better than this" after the constant diarrhea of autistic screeching they've produced over the last year. They were kinda funny during the primaries, but once Donny won the primary it became full of retards who unironically fell for the cult of personality. Go back 5 years and convince yourself Celebrity Apprentice Donald Trump is an admirable man, I'll wait.
Sorry, probably not enough all caps for you, how's this: MAGA LE BASED GOD EMPEROR WHOS WITH ME GET THIS BASED PATRIOT A COAT SOUNDS LIKE FAKE NEWS TO ME STUPID LIBSHITS CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
n/a Turtle20X6 2017-04-17
I think you missed the point which was to be critical of journalism and not spread fake news...
n/a miraclebelly 2017-04-17
And I think you missed my point, which was that r/the_donald is full of autistic manchildren who constantly fall for fake news. I can't count the number of times obviously retarded shit has been voted to the top of that subreddit. Go ask your fellow supporters how many believe in Obama birtherism, the Jade Helm conspiracy, or even lizard people, and you'll see that you're surrounded by morons. Even that Hillary Clinton/Robert Byrd picture y'all loved sharing was retardedly fake (the picture on the right is a blatant photoshop, Byrd denounced the KKK over 50 years ago, and fucking KEKEKEKEK at hilldawg being surrounded by more racists than a typical GOP politician, much less Trump and his alt-right faction).
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-04-17
We're talking about the sub that continuously circulated the fake image of Hillary frolicking with a KKK member right?
n/a DeadTrumps 2017-04-17
It should be illegal to be this retarded.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-04-17
Well it is definitely a violation of the NAP, so any libertarian/AnCap T_D users should turn themselves in to the nearest WalJailTM as soon as possible.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-04-17
When the lolcows get BSE...
n/a glmox 2017-04-17
ew
n/a MG87 2017-04-17
Said the Breitbart reader.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-04-17
Have you looked at your front page? YOU ARE LITERALLY SPREADING MORE FAKE NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SUB!
I mean seriously, you're beating out /r/conspiracy
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-04-17
when the conspiracy sub, alt right sub (prior to it's ban) and pol turn on you then you've truly hit levels of retardation never thought possible before
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-04-17
Jesus fuck stop drink8ng the koolaid you dumbass
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-04-17
Bitch you twinks slurp up Alex Jones and PJW every second you get
n/a pizzashill 2017-04-17
The Donald as a subreddit probably spreads more fake news than any other shithole on the internet.
You realize that sub had a fake picture of Byrd in a klan robe for like over a month, right? They spammed it and it was on their sidebar.
They also kept trying to claim the KKK had donated 20k to Hillary, again, fake news.
n/a Turtle20X6 2017-04-17
Then what the fuck are you getting mad at me for
n/a pizzashill 2017-04-17
I'm not mad at you?
n/a VoltageSpike 2017-04-17
Odd that /u/Turtle20X6 doesn't have anything to say about t_d and all the fake news it pumps out. You'd think someone that spends so much time on it would want to defend it against such a claim.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-04-17
I guess /u/turtle20x6 just hasn't found any fake news worth reporting on The Glorious Leader's sub
n/a grafton29 2017-04-17
Nigga you are Trump supporter. Half of the shit you pander to is fake news.
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-04-17
He he they locked it deleted the comment and marked it as a shit post.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-04-17
FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE. I SWEAR WE ARE NOT RETARDED.
n/a OldOrder 2017-04-17
Did /u/Iamanoobie ever comment on being extremely fucking butt mad about not being made an SRD mod? Last time I checked he completely ignored the /r/drama thread about it.
n/a OldOrder 2017-04-17
Did /u/IAmAN00bie ever comment about getting super fucking buttmad when he didn't get to be a mod on SRD?
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-04-17
lol no of course not
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-04-17
What is camera exposure?
n/a holditsteady 2017-04-17
donald's supporters manage to surprise me with their idiocy every day, holy mole
/u/globalismisbadok fuck man, how can you be so incredibly stupid?
n/a DeadTrumps 2017-04-17
/u/globalismisbadok
This is your brain on trump and infowars
Fuckin retards.
n/a JumbledFun 2017-04-17
/u/globalismisbadok you're taking them for a ruse ya? You're not actually that stupid?
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-04-17
I bet /u/globalismisbadok frequently burns himself because he believes blue flames are actually cold.
n/a MG87 2017-04-17
(((Picture Settings)))
n/a CC3940A61E 2017-04-17
are you allowed to use that word?
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-04-17
>user reports:
We should probably mod noobie tbh
n/a justcool393 2017-04-17
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-04-17
/u/IAmAN00bie "retard" is an ablest and problematic term and we do not tolerate your bigotry in this safe space for minorities
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-04-17
This post is why I know this isn't an alt-right safe space