Wendy’s Corporate Twitter Account Is Newest Fetish for Internet Degenerates

69  2017-04-26 by splodedpen

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Honestly its the fact they have baked potatoes that keeps me coming to Wendy's.

They also have better chicken sandwiches than most fast food restaurants.

The chicken nuggets aren't as good as a few years ago, but they're still the best available. Fries are top notch, though Five Guys beats 'em in that regard.

When they took away the Spicy Nuggies a little piece of me died.

The Burger King near me always had better chicken nuggets than the Wendys.

Problem is BK is too inconsistent, and the quality drops really quickly with age. Some BKs have godly tendies, some are hunks of ash. Where a Wendy Tendie is still kinda good even after it gets cold, BK tendies are rocks.

Five Guys fries are super greasy.

That does nothing to disprove my assertion.

i don't need proof to insult your fatty chips.

chips

Fuck off euro scum

why don't you get on with being a third world nation.

Eh, I wouldn't put Five Guys in the same category as Wendy's, they're just too slow to be fast food I think. BK has better fries than Wendy's though

Hmm, maybe it's just the 5G near me, but they're reasonably fast. But yeah, BK does have routinely better fries; it's like the inverse of the nugget.

Sure, theyrw reasonably fast, but youd never see a five guys drive through

cuming

FTFY

So people actually like Wendy's? Both locations near me closed a couple years ago (same owner) because of how garbage their food was.

People now use unironically the term degenerate in articles.

It's not wrong in this case.

Tbh, what with trannies and fags and collerd women and blacks and liberals and fags and SJWs and liberals and fags, the only genuine degeneracy I can think of that exists in our society is anime and YouTube.

this seems quotable, thanks

They don't call it Weeb cancer for nothing.

I watch anime and YouTube, can confirm

I spend much of my free time playing vidya games, so I feel you should add that as well.

But whaddabout Obama's gay, terrorizing, muslim, atheistic, agnostic, communist, treasonous, Nazi's, gay, tranny, satanic, evil wife?

I thought that was properly sourced :(

it's better sourced than anything on Brietbart ever.

People in the white house unironically call each other cucks. Welcome to current year, help yourself to the cyanide.

Don't forget that they also call each other (((globalists))).

What the hell is heatstreet? FoxNews for millenials? It keeps popping up in my Facebook feed.

That's exactly what it is.

If you're jerking it to a fast food mascot....I think the description is already apt.

Your argument is fucking shit you fucking imbecile. If a mascot is hot why would you care about xir's being related to fastfood or whatever? Fucking neck yourself. Fuck you.

fdg

rekt

my boi shadman

You just know he's got a shemale version of that pic somewhere.

The best version of that pic

Then the drawings started to become smug and anime.

The drawings started to become anime

Now I am become anime

Destroyer of worlds.

This is a prime example of why anime is degenerate and that it signals the apocalypse.

Now we have a generation that masturbates to cartoons and eventually they'll move out of their mothers boyfriends house, beyond the internships, and into positions of authority.

This will only get worse as the degenerate generation (sometimes called millennials) continues to justify and fight for degenerate cartoons which will push the USA further down the spiral.

Thank god i'll be dead.

In 20 years, Rei vs Asuka will be a mainstream issue with a partisan divide.

Maybe third parties will finally be viable, since those are two pretty trash waifus

"Voting for Misato is just throwing your vote away"

Ritsuko Akagi will make waifus great again.

Asuka vs Rei in a search engine give this.

Already happening.

That faggot screaming GO HOME NAZI was probably a triggered Asucuck

lol the entire central cast of that show is trash

Long lineages will be severed

Family names will be lost forever

To anime

In the same way evolutionary pressure used to select those who could withstand starvation and plague, our modern society selects for those who can withstand junk food, World of Warcraft and waifus.

The only anime I support is the type that promotes eugenics

I gotchu, fam.

There's always this classic.

Thank god i'll be dead.

A small glimmer of hope in the bleak world to be.

Darqwolf is our canary in the coal mine. If he is ever given any real responsibility in this world we're going full Farnhams Freehold

Implying all the top politicians aren't already pedos

Please, kids have been jacking it to Jessica Rabbit since the 80s

attempts to justify...

deletes his account...

Anime was a mistake.

  • Hayao Miyazaki

I don't know who that is, but the name is japanese so I laughed.

DONT DATE ROBOTS

Then the drawings started to become smug and anime. Not inherently a problem, just an ominous warning of things to come.

Pretty much anyone with a brain should know what comes after this.

What's my other choice of fast food mascots to fetishize? Ronald McDonald? No thank you!

Burger King needs to bring back the creepy king they had in the commercials. Or Hardee's needs to resurect Burger Chef Jeff.

this wouldn't be happening in Iran. really fires those synapses

Didn't you mean it really activates your almonds?

Remember when Wendys used the actual Wendy in the commercials? Dave Thomas would not be happy with this abomination.

You mean the chubby one that they used for like a month before they canned her for a skinny actress?

Lol yeah.

Obese middle aged women don't inspire the kids to buy fast food.

Lol no shit

Managers should have learned after that animated insurance girl that this would happen.

I want future Wendy's advertisements to be filled with smug animated redheads.

If this happens, I will order everything on their menu at least once in about a one month period.

It seems pretty /r/hailcorporate up in this shit. Overwatch was all porned up and now wendy's too.

The future is everything I had hoped for and more.