He's talking about the T_D mod bringing in a ringer and cheating. Then again, I don't think the fight will happen because assaulting a 13 year old is against the law.
He could have used a vocal processor to make his coice shrill and nasally to mislead cucks on just how alpha he is. I mean how can someone who is actually writing a sci-fi Trump fanfic not have an anomalously high T level and swimming in that puss?
From what I heard, giving them both knives should be enough.
But I have other ideas too! Like a duel on meat grinders! Two men enter, put their left hands in each other's grinder opening, their right hands on the handles, and after a signal start grinding, gradually converting each other to ground meat that can be used to feed cattle etc.
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n/a A6MZer0 2017-05-04
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n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-04
You know how you don't end up fighting some MMA asshole? You don't pick fights with strangers on the internet.
You want to fight someone without seeing who they are then you fight them regardless of whether they're the second coming of Andre the Giant.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
He's talking about the T_D mod bringing in a ringer and cheating. Then again, I don't think the fight will happen because assaulting a 13 year old is against the law.
n/a asterioskokkinos 2017-05-04
That is what I'm talking about! Luckily we have the guys voice print because he called into The Dick Show
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
He could have used a vocal processor to make his coice shrill and nasally to mislead cucks on just how alpha he is. I mean how can someone who is actually writing a sci-fi Trump fanfic not have an anomalously high T level and swimming in that puss?
n/a ChaosCowboy 2017-05-04
This but unironically.
n/a Lawd_Frieza 2017-05-04
Are you serious about the fanfic? That sounds weirder than magical girl Bernie.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
I'm not sure, lets find out.
/u/warofthefanboys are you unironically this retarded? Can I get a rough draft of you autism chronicles? Preferably not covered in bodily fluids?
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-04
https://youtu.be/AebQIy5UNng
Gentlemen duel should make a comeback.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-04
I bet ol Uwe enjoyed each and every one of those punches.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-04
So did I.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-05-04
what a puss
Gunna pick fights with anonymous people on twitter you might get a MMA dude.
The way she goes
n/a -Mantis 2017-05-04
He's talking about the T_D mod bringing in a ringer.
n/a Harradar 2017-05-04
He's probably wary of this happening to him. The original tweet, since deleted:
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-04
Who is he responding to?
n/a Harradar 2017-05-04
Some editor at Deadspin, his account is still there.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-04
I would fight a T_D mod
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-04
They should bring back the Toughman Contest but updated to leverage the current political scene.
Instead of big burly drunken dudes attempting to box, it'll be internet warriors flailing about.
n/a Chicup 2017-05-04
Western civilization getting rid of trial by combat was a mistake.
n/a Byrnhildr_Sedai 2017-05-04
You forgot the most important one: "Skin off: Circumcision." It'd have a nice large set of sales.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-04
Excuse me, you mean "professional comedian."
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-05-04
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-04
One guy is called TrumpSciFi and the other is Asterios Pokedex.
Make it a death match and it becomes a win-win.
n/a APE_CHRIST 2017-05-04
/u/asterioskokkinos /u/WarOfTheFanboys
n/a ralpher313 2017-05-04
Not really, since one of them has to survive.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-04
Well you're just a glass half empty kind of guy aren't you
n/a ralpher313 2017-05-04
I'm just saying, it would be a good idea to give both fighters knives coated in poison.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-04
From what I heard, giving them both knives should be enough.
But I have other ideas too! Like a duel on meat grinders! Two men enter, put their left hands in each other's grinder opening, their right hands on the handles, and after a signal start grinding, gradually converting each other to ground meat that can be used to feed cattle etc.
n/a ralpher313 2017-05-04
Amazing!
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-04
Yes but what does this have to do with /u/prince_kropotkin?
n/a APE_CHRIST 2017-05-04
"some random podcast host" Cuckmas Carols is gonna be album of the year you know nothing basement dweller
n/a MG87 2017-05-04
A limp wristed duel to the death!
n/a asterioskokkinos 2017-05-04
random podcast host?!
uh, i have a patreon??
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-04
Yeah, but so does David Clegg.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-04
Hobos need to step their begging game up
n/a harrah8083 2017-05-04
What the fuck is a professional patreon?
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-04
He's distinguishing from guys like this who make $2 a month.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-04
My anal fissure has a Patreon and it doesn't mean shit.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
Damn I didn't realize you were making that much skrillah by riding the coat tails of /u/dickmasterson
n/a asterioskokkinos 2017-05-04
They're VERY nice coat tails!
n/a barbedvelvet 2017-05-04
I honestly don't understand people who get upset enough over shitposting to want to fight someone irl.
n/a WarOfTheFanboys 2017-05-04
It gets worse. Weeaboo neckbeard Asterios is trying to convince me to have a katana fight instead. Sad!
n/a liquidm 2017-05-04
Katanas are too mainstream. Y'all should fight with something more niche. Sais would be a good alternative.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
He's trying to give you a slight advantage because we all know you were studying the blade when he was going after women.
n/a OldOrder 2017-05-04
Both of you should probably KYS and save the world from your autism
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
Looks like Lowtax is weighing in
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/859962988257828864
n/a Chicup 2017-05-04
Back when something awful was still somewhat relevant I remember that "fight" and it was the first thing I thought of here.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
Coincidentally, /u/asterioskokkinos is also a writer for Something Awful. So with that track record in mind, this is going to be hilarious.
n/a nmx179 2017-05-04
This is why we need mayocide
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-04
Do overweight half-Chinese half-Greeks count?
n/a JakeArrietaGrande 2017-05-04
this but unironically
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-05-04
Dude the cake is a lie
Lmao
n/a theherps 2017-05-04
Please god let this get livestreamed
I dont care who wins, as long as i can watch
n/a ChaosCowboy 2017-05-04
Asterios is trying to make it a patreon thing.
n/a 30blues 2017-05-04
Sneak peek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLnUiBbZx_0
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