Finally

Mad Mod you will be mine

hey /u/blackjack_bot Deal me in.

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STAY

DEALER BUSTS

Dealer: 23

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lmao what a fucking idiot

Its ninja edits broheim. As soon as the bot replies I can change it to whatever I want.

Observe:

Hey /u/blackjack_bot deal me in

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Hit

PLAYER BUSTS

Dealer: 19

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TIL "fuck off an die" = hit.

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state

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AIDS

Stay

Invalid action - Stay not allowed without active game

stay

Invalid action - Stay not allowed without active game

hit

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state

Stay hit, bitch.

Invalid action - Hit not allowed in game state

Invalid action - Stay not allowed without active game

post bussy

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You can pry my little witch academia fansub from my lifeless hands you dirty pleb.

stickying your own posts

This is why zachums became a SRD mod and not you.

I'm going to force a wet slimy fart down your throat and I'm going to feed you your family

No, the difference is that /u/zachums swallows.

Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy. C'mon man, let's do this.

woah that's weird. I just rewatched Tropic Thunder like less than a week back.

Well it's on Netflix now. I just watched it again today, I love that movie.

Dude, ditto. I was gnoshing on some edibles too great evening

Now qubits, unlike bits, can be both 0's and 1's at the same time.

The qubit is a superposition of states. Meaning that the combined state can be A|0> + B|1>, where A and B are coefficients representing the probabilities, instead of just 0 or 1.

translate into weebism please

https://www.amazon.com/Manga-Guide-Physics-Hideo-Nitta/dp/1593271964

its a filthy western comic but i think its the best you'll get

probability amplitudes

ya'll physics motherfuckers need Kolmogorov

Lmao what a nerd

A qubit is a quantum mechanical system with two states, as opposed to a bit, which is a classical system with two states.

nigga you just went full retard

What was the point of this? You just irrelevantly flexing your physics muscles? Only thing you're good at tbh

Superposition is what I use on your nan m8

If the AI uprising is gonna begin with anime, at least the first to be exterminated will be the weebs.

Silver linings.

As someone who understands about 1/3 of the stuff on scott aaronsons blog, I can confirm that this article is 100% cast-iron fact.

Did you get your username from the Reimann hypothesis?

I deserve that. I'm always REEEing over other people mispalling things more often then I like. I mean its there own language and they can't even spell rite.

what do you mean by 'you people?'

Quantum Computing's biggest impact on anime is that it will render the encryption anime fans use to smuggle their filthy cartoons less effective, and everyone will know what a worthless weeb you are.

Shitposting aside, I dont think sexbots are a good thing

Poor weebs will isolate themselves even more in their caves

Call me old or reactionary but this kind of alienation concerns me. I think a lot of people are missing out on human interaction.

great advancements

getting man who cant talk to women to women a cum-dumpster

No

ooops

I am literally unable to that sentence.

read brave new world

I guarantee we will see mass rape of androids in the future, which will lead to social movements for their liberation and complex laws.

But more important, futa androids.

mass rape of androids

dunno why, but the way you phrased this is fucking hilarious to me

I gurantee I will be one of the first to rape an android and get away with it.

If we make super-smart AI it's gonna be smart enough not to be some broke neet's cumsock.