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If nobody cared about me, I wouldn't be able to live a comfy middle-class life despite never having a real, honest job. Checkmate, normies.

dlete this

dlete this

big if tru

This but a little less unironical - but not too much

Who cares

Yes and?

/u/ultrashitpost the post

/u/captainpriapism

This but conspiratorially

I am literally going to hold you down and make you suck your own butt hole while your mom watches. Then I'm going to Jimmy it open with a crowbar and make her eat chili out of the gaping maw. If everything goes swell you'll cry yourself to death within a month.

i enjoy people that think making fun of offended people = also being offended

Someone should make /r/USPDefenseForce

I would but eh.

Yeah I guess. /u/ultrashitpost isn't as much as of a drama queen as /u/prince_kropotkin, it wouldn't be as juicy.

this but ironically

this, but anarchy 🤣

Meh, i actually have a social life IRL.

It might accurately describe me if i'm off my meds, though.

I thought it was common knowledge that everyone who posts here is a sad sack of shit. But we're kinda self-aware so that makes it slightly not as bad. Except for you, I guess.

lol a majority of people here arent self aware at all

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Mt0IQWkXL.jpg

im pretty self aware tbh, its the people who think everything is sincere that need to check themselves

Are you aware of how dumb you are?

im unironically smarter than anyone who makes low effort jabs like that so im not particularly worried tbh

Lol no

i know the meme circlejerk around here is that all /r/drama poster are autistic mongoloids, but to be break the sixteen layers of meta-irony surrounding this sub, i think the levity of this place breeds a far more healthier mindset than a subreddit like /r/gamerghazi or /r/subredditdrama, where people get enraged about things they cannot control/should not even care about

isn't that what drama should be about, enjoying yourself?

Freud btfo

Nobody cares about me except for your mum who I shagged last night xD

We know, shithead.

I still unironically want to kill myself. I don't think a hug would help.

a hug of death

I see someone has found my Facebook feed....

They even managed to get my stylish jacket and super-cool motorcycle in the picture. Was this posted by the NSA?

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

A modern day masterpiece, brought tears to my eyes. 😢

lol at the person who made this meme

just gotta accept that people genuinely dont care about what you think is important

as long as you recognise that shit can apply to everyone the internet is a much more entertaining and less serious place

No way, it doesn't have the word "bussy" repeated a hundred times.

i fucking love this