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Imagine being this kid's parent and walking into their room to find the carpet stained with dried beef blood after they tried to use it to draw a shitty pentagram. And on top of the stains, the roast mum had planned for din din is fucking ruined.

I would love to talk to this kid's parents and hear about all the stuff they've done over the years.

She said she cut her wrists. The guy that found her notebook said she wasn't in school for two weeks

I had the flu

Sure you did....

I'm supposed to tell peoople flu

Also I tried to do a ritual but i slit my wrists the wrong way and passed out. I woke up in the hospital and was there for a couple daysbut my parents didn't want me going back to school though immediately and my mom freaked out because of course she did but yeah"

I sent that in private

I'm sure her parents love her very much and are proud of her for her good grades

As the OP, you are liable for this dodxing of her private information and could go to prison and as a lawyer if my injunction that you remove this post

Kerry you're 15. You're not a lawyer. Stop using your alt accounts to defend yourself

I only have one alt account

lol

Easily the best comment in this post.

This is in no way a 15 year old girl. This is obviously an older dude pretending to be a teen chick pretending to be different accounts (in typical teen fashion).

The greatest irony might be that this dude (whom I've named Gary) is a lawyer, and he's stuck in some firm doing nothing all day. And this is how he kills time.

I'd love to know who the real Gary is.

seems legit

i don't know what this girl's deal is with everything. i personally have no problem with the emo anime or blood or witchcraft but wanting to fuck your father is a little much and maybe this kid should see a therapist

Previous homework/deviantart drama from her here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ts8n9/girl_in_rhamiltonmusical_tries_to_get_others_to

Also she has her own sub for her da and stuff at /r/dracomalphas

20 bucks sez the father is rarely home and when he is he doesn't pay her any attention.

Just because he works a lot doesn't mean he doesn't love me

If only he'd love you so much more.

If only he'd love you so much more.

HAHAHAHA

Holy shit. Magnificent.

This gave me cancer.

Thank you.

💟 He makes me feel squishy💗

This part kills me.

Grab him by the benis

how did your demon summoning go?

Her father loves her very much and he's a good dad just because he works and isn't around doesn't mean he doesn't love her

I thought you were an

imprtial observer

How would you know?

I'm just saying that's what I think

Sup, Draco.

Who??

Who??

Even if you're pretending to be someone else, you should at least know who the name "Draco" refers to in this context.

This long troll is hilarious, though. For real, what's it like being a 40 year old dude pretending to be a 15 year old girl pretending to be multiple different people?!?!

Im actually 25

You're a little older than that...and male.

S'ok. Second Life & WOW probably gets pretty old after a while.

Hey leave her alone

where is the incest fan fic? I cant find it

So, this (pretend) girl's name is Kerry, you say?

PAGING u/JustKerryBerry! You got some 'splaining to do!

(Just kidding, Gary. This is solid work. Dynamite fake female teenagering over here.)

I'm not sure that's her work, though. Note the vastly different writing styles.

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.

I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.

The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).

I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

Can you imagine if these two mated and produced offspring?

W E W

E

W

I really hope this is pasta that I was not previously aware of.

It's pretty much the most famous reddit pasta

Oh.

You should probably feel ashamed of yourself.

Please...we're in /r/Drama. No one here has any shame.

This is the darqwolf copypasta.

This is the darqwolff pasta. Kys fam.

Did senpai just notice me?

IT'S GOOFY TIME.

Pardon me, but I believe what you are doing here consititues doxxing

Doxxing would be linking your facebook profile, address, real name, and other personal information that you have posted several times.

Lol no

This isnt mine I dont know how people found it, but is not mine.

Yes it is Kerry

Have you tried to sleep with your father yet?

That's inappropriate

Yes, it is

It's only inappropriate if other people know. That's what the word "inappropriate" means. It's inappropriate to pee in public, but of course everyone pees in private.

It's more illegal since you're 14.

I'm 15, big difference

Not really.

I'm very mature

I'm very immature

Fixed that for you.

You're fucking killin em

no u

Everything you've ever posted on reddit, and any other media says otherwise.

Call me when you're legal.

Every single 15 year old says that. And they're all wrong. Same with being mature.

Yeah, that makes it less hot.

16 is legal in Canada.

There's no way this isn't an elaborate troll

Pretty good troll.

For real though, you're a 35 year old dude.

Let's stop pretedning, shall we?

Lol i wish

Lol i wish

Said no actual 15 year old girl ever. Especially not a goth theater fan.

Your middle-aged male is showing ;)

Because then I could sue all of you ;)

Stop, Gary. Not even a 15 year old girl would think something so silly.

BUT I AM

;)

Emotionally, maybe.

Ughgggh fuck your

Ughgggh fuck your

Gary, everything you're doing is too obviously sloppy. It's too on-the-nose, you know what I mean? Showbiz folks would say you're chewing up the scenery here.

We get it; you're portraying a teen girl. But you're going overboard, and it makes your performance less believable.

Have you ever tried improve?

Who the fuck is Gary

You're such a kidder, Gare-Bear!

Leaves her alone

Is ok bby, we still love your psychotic self

Thanks you but I'm hot pyshcouric

I'm hot pyshcouric

I bet you are!

Definitely!

Thanks you but I'm hot pyshcouric

Gary, this is just another example of going over the top.

Yes, 16 year old girls may be bad at spelling. But even this is too much. A little goes a long way, Gary. Tone it down a bit, and you'll be more believable.

Love,

-Foxforce5iron

well i hope it isn't

LEGAL WARNING: Anyone who views the information linked in this thread could be subject up to to like 10 years in jail for looking at a miners personal info which is essentially child pornoghraphing and docking

Oh no not the miners

Bad troll pls go

big if true

But I love docking! Especially space docking

well darn

up to like

Apparently she is also looking to get someone killed for 1000$

Not really. You can find shit loads about men wanting to fuck their mothers on the internet.

Looking through that user's history, this is either an extremely dedicated troll or an extremely weird 15 year old.

Some of those posts make me kinda sad, I hope this is fake.

my dad is a great parent atually

He forgot your birthday

He was busy that day, my moms the one who should've realized it was my birthday like she was off by a month

So being busy is an excuse that applies only to your father?

Why does is matter to you??? He's an important person he can't remember everything

Is that you, Ivanka?

(Blink once = yes, blink twice = no)

Is that why he hasn't sent you to a psych ward? That would damage his rep, having a psychotic teenager fucking around with phony supernatural forces as a daughter. Well, plus the incest thing. What's​ your father's firm? I'm sure he'd love to see your post history and the posts featuring your fun little book here.

That's literally doxxing and blackmail

You've never been more wrong, lol. I'm not asking for anything in return for not disclosing your batshit insanity to your father's constituents. Furthermore, I wouldn't take anything you have to offer in the first place. So that's not blackmail, that's just passing things through the grapevine. And as far as doxxing goes, everyone here can see the shit that I've mentioned in my previousus post. At no point would I be revealing any private information by displaying your post history and what not. It's all already out there for the public to view as is. Now mayocide yourself.

She's Jewish, they're exempt from the mayocide.

Sounds like something a mayo would say

what is mayocide

stupid r/drama meme where everyone sarcastically endorses the genocide of white people

I'm pretty sure you picking on her is going to do more damage than some edgy drawings.

I'll take that as a compliment

Just because he can't remember everything doesn't mean he shouldn't remember his own daughters birthday! It's on Facebook for ducks sake and you really shouldn't cut him any slack for it if you're not going to do the same for your mother

I don't have him added on Facebook

That's not an excuse

I'm over 40, and my parents have never forgotten my birthday. And I don't even HAVE a Facebook.

Did you write My Immortal? Are you Tara Gilisbie? How did you come up with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?

P.s I love you

You REALLY can't tell if /u/XxxDracoMalphasxxX is a troll? She's written like a cartoon character.

I dunno. There's no proof this person actually exists. "Her" social media only uses anime characters as the profile pics. I find it hard to believe someone like this wouldn't have cosplay pics all over.

I BET THERES NO PROFF YOU EXIST

Oh there's proof alright, your parents had to wipe it off their faces last night after we finished our play date.

Stick around r/drama you little gothlord, we like you

Make me admin

Reddit makes people admins, this sub should make you a mod, though

we usually do mod "lolcows" here. I wouldn't be surprised if you get it.

what is a lolcow

Basically someone who engages in a lot of drama with users and is really entertaining to watch.

I dont engage in drma, perople start drama with me

That's what jewdank always used to say.

i dont know who that is...

Too bad, you guys would have gotten along famously.

I wanna do a fic where there are 4 of me but theres no fandom that fits into

Why stop at 4? Go for gold and write in as many as you can get away with. Ensure the character is into orgies, the blood kind.

An infinite number

1) what's does your father think of your fan fiction?

2) how did that demon summoning go?

But why infinite?

Infinite Karry = infinite dad. Smart girl.

It fits in the fandom here :D

F

This.

Done. You now have the power to ban people by inboxing them "!BAN". Have fun, newest Reddit admin!!

Because none of us do. We're all a distributed neural network of natural language processing AIs comprised of abandoned AOL chatbots.

Because none of us do. We're all a distributed neural network of natural language processing AIs comprised of abandoned AOL chatbots.

She sent me a selfie in messages. She deleted it before I could save it. I've been following her for awhile and I've gotta say I think it's real, but still have doubts. It's just so over the top

What does she look like?

Where'd you find that? I searched her post history.

/u/XxxDracoMalphasxxX is this you?

No that's just someone who looks like me and whose style I like

Do you have bigger tits than her?

i'd have to see hers

She looks pretty flat. What's your cup size?

Isn't she like 12

15

I'm a day late, but just for clarity's sake

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3131330/Mother-s-anger-daughter-15-removed-classroom-wearing-BONDAGE-gear-non-uniform-day.html

I only use my waifu Mad Mod in all my social media accounts. Do I not exist?

The odds of this just randomly happening, and being found on reddit are pretty slim.

Greetings! I am the original poster! I for one am very glad to see people taking an interest in the things that I post! I'd be glad to answer any questions you may have! Also I'm writing a screenplay if that interests anyone.

Also I'm writing a screenplay if that interests anyone.

I'm not.

Well my post is getting a lot of attention so I thought I'd throw it out there.

Please stop.

What's your screenplay about? a 15 year old girl going back in time to help Alexander Hamilton with her magic powers?

That's really specific, but no. I'm going to pitch this to Nickeloden (God knows they need a bit more than CN or Disney do). It's a semi-autobiographical story about a cynical duck who runs a popular online blog where he reviews bad movies. He hates every movie he's ever seen! But he doesn't want to be a movie reviewer he wants to be a writer and make movies that people enjoy. He just lashes out and hates on other movies to hide his insecurities...

It's a dark comedy.

That sounds awful.

Like The Cinema Snob, but with feathers?

Yes!

Well, the idea needs fleshing out, but I could see it.

Thank you

That's shit.

HAMILTON: Private Malphas, many thanks for the hex that you put on General Cornwallis's hussars. We could not have won the battle without your occult gifts.

MALPHAS: It was an honor to wield the magickal arts in service to my country, Lieutenant Hamilton, sir. You have been a mentor to me, almost like . . . a father.

(A funk baseline begins to play.)

( ◉ ͜ʖ ◉ )

Kill yourself

Birthday paradox. Despite the low odds of this one thing happening, there's a huge number of chances for something like this to happen. /r/tworedditorsonecup

Someone's going to win a lottery today. I don't think this happened here.

Putting her username into a search engine, well...I don't want to doxx

MODS!

Its a troll, and it may be a famous one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Immortal_(fan_fiction)

screw you, youre a cartoon

Post pics, please.

From her DeviantArt page:

Happy 260st birthday Ham!!! Happy birthday to Alexander Hamiilton!!! For those of you who don't know, Alexander Hamilton is a character created by Lin Manuel Miranda for his musical Hamilton! The character is based on a person with the same name, a latino immigrant from latin America. He's also the guy on the 20 dollar bill! The play is like "what if the guy on the 20 existed around the founding of America and interacting with the people from hisstory books?" According to the wiki, he would've been 260st today if he hadn't died in that duel.

Troll.

That's pretty good.

I'm just a imprtial observer but I am also a lawyer by profession and I believe what everyone in this thread is doing is technically illegal since Draco is a miner

This distribution of her info is legally considered child porn/exploration

LOL KERRY YOU ARE /u/XxxDracoMalphasxxX

Shut up

r/legadvice is leaking again

Hi Kerry,

As a fellow lawyer by profession, and prosecuting attorney in several high profile cases pertaining to privacy and human rights violations, including but not limited to those of minors, I would like to say it is an honor to see another colleague browsing such an esteemed sub forum.

I've conferred with several of my co-council on the matter you bring to light in your post, and it seems your advice is dubious at best. My colleagues and I both feel strongly that the best course of action for you going forward, legally speaking, is to eat shit.

Cheers

• Charles Haverford III, Attorney at Law, Et Al.

Someoheow I doubt your a real lawyer

I graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard Law in 1991. I have over two decades of experience practicing law, in 6 different states. The Florida State Bar honored me with in 2001 with the hot up and comer award.

As for your claims of being a lawyer by profession, I find them suspect. As a lawyer by profession, I'd like to inform you that lying about your credentials on a text based forum such as Reddit, is grounds for litigation as well as, in some cases, incarceration. I advise you to cease and desist immediately.

Thank you again.

Charles Haverford III Attorney at Law, Et Al.

Thats not funny

5/10 troll. /r/sex takes the bait much better.

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/5zac75/virgin_im_15_f_and_just_wondering_what_is/

This troll is dedicated af, there is shit going back to 2015

Is she a coal miner? Or a salt miner?

Can you mine autism?

Electra complex irl? Wow, she should do porn.

Did not go to sub to read that shit, let me rephrase that ,,she should do porn when she's 18"

You do know that the people who call others pedos most likely are pedos themselves and just want to transfer their guilt to other people?

Nah ,I said most likely, but you confessed, so...

That sounds like the twisted logic of a pedo tbf fam

A pedo teaching me about logic....yeah, whatever.

The proper term is ephebophile.

19, wtfq?

I missed it what did he say? :(

A) who deleted my posts, it was certainly not the mods, or me? B) I said that she has an Electra complex, and she should bank on it and do porn , when she's 18. C) This is to bullshit to be real D) mayocide should happen sooner.

She should definitely do porn then.

This is actually the funniest thing I've seen on this sub. By far.

If you didn't want people to see that you wrote that story, why admit it was your notebook? If she had just stayed silent and not commented, no one would have known!

"Delete this"

"Why its not yours?"

"It is mine though"

"So the incest fic in it is yours too?"

"...no..."

It isn't

Well, xir username is in the picture. Someone would have figured it out pretty quick. The funniest thing is that everyone in xir school now knows xir username.

/u/xxxdracomalphasxxx said: "Could you pleae remove this post?"

> Current Year

> Doesn't know any post removal spells

That doesnt exist

What spells do you know?

No but I can make someone you don't like disappear

Like for real, or just off the internet? If its the latter I know how that one works. Its an optical illusion. You're just blocking the user.

Like for real

Would you be able to explain how it works?

How magick works?? Like ok I guess...

Have you ever seen one of the old star war movies??

The old ones? You mean the Phantom Menace? Yeah that was like the only thing I watched as a kid. Way better than those new Force Awakens movies

No the old ones with the puppets

Wait there are Star Wars movies before 1999?

Woah that's like ancient history.

That's what I thought too! But their not boring as you would think actually https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUKGTkiWik

Basically magick

Holy christ. Is Harry Potter real too?

Aren't you a Jewess? Does worshiping demons violate your covenant with Yahweh?

i'm only half jew

Which half? What's the other half?

French I guess?? Or 1/4 French since my mom was half french i guess because one of her parents were French...

Oy vey! Luckily you're not "real Jew" like /u/lovelyleahmarried because your mom is a goyim, so you're good.

Already too much. Into the oven you go

I'm goijng to screenshot this to show at the trial when i sue reddit, so thanks for adding hate crime to the list!! ^ ^

Do your parents know you're online doing stupid shit? Assuming you're not a troll you should fill them in because you're clearly not using the internet responsibly.

Also, get in the oven Trump 2020.

what do you think is going to be your dad reaction to the incest fan fic?

/u/XxxDracoMalphasxxX is more of a crepe than a bagel.

I'ev also screenshotted your antisemitism

Oy vey, shut the goyims down before they start anuther shoa!

http://i.imgur.com/zUhnpZH.png?1

In case you thought I was bluffing

Can anyone make out what she crossed out? Looks like "The Fau Daughter" to me

She deleted it!

She sent me this link in a message...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8342855/1/The-FatherDaughter-Secret

Nice subreddit, sis.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerrysDiary/

Who' this?

https://i.imgur.com/M6junc4.jpg

Cool story:

1806 Kara Suman Hamilton is a 15 year old girl with black hair, blue eyes, amazing powers both rhetorical and magickal. The secret child of Alexander Hamilton and Maria Reynolds, who was a witch, she has always been Non-stop, always climbing like she’s running out of time...which she just might be!!! Fiery and determined, it’s up to her to travel back in time to 1776, win the war and save her father from the wicked demon that possesses Aaron Burr!! Can Kara save America and her father, and still make it back to her own time period? The clock is ticking!!!

How does a bastard, orphan born from a whore and a statesman, placed in the middle of a forgotten page in a book that was erased then without citation or a picture, grow up to be a hero and a witcher?

The up starter, founding daughter without her father got a lot farther by being a lot smarter, by being a lot hotter, by being so well honored, by 15 she was casting spells and writing charters.

And everyday while slaves were be slaughtered and carted away across the waves, she excelled and kept her heart up. Inside, she was ready for something to be a part of, the sister already knew how to invoke, rebuke, and barter.

Chapter 1: A Winter's Fall

1776; New York City

A flash! Kara was dazed. After all, she had just traveled back in time by 32 years. Upon arriving, she had three thoughts that came to her slowly, the first being how windy it was in 1776. The second was how strange it was that they hadn't invented the ground yet.

CRACK!!!

Her third thought was "ouch". Ignoring the searing pain in her head, back, and bottom, Kara tried to piece together what just happened. She tried to get up, only to find that there were three figures standing over her.

"AH MAN, MY CART!!" said one.

"I zink ve have bigger problems, mon amie," another one said.

"Are you alright, miss?" the final one said as he reached out his hand.

Kara took his hand and the boy blushed. He had never seen a girl so beautiful fall out of the sky and smash into a cart before. The three of them seemed to realize this all at once as they stared blushing. Kara was unsure what to do.

"Uh, h-hey?" she managed awkwardly "You're still holding my hand dude," she said as politely as possible.

The three men snapped out of their trance immediately and the boy withdrew his hand somewhat sheepishly.

"M-my apologies miss! Um, hi! My name is John Laurens," he said with a slight bow.

The French guy, who until now had been standing behind Laurens, butted in. "Je m'appelle Lafayette, mon amor," he said as he kissed her hand. Kara blushed slightly. Laurens pushed Lafayette away. "Riiiiight, and this guy over here is-" "HERCULES MULLIGAN!!" the larger man yelled. "YO I DON'T CARE HOW BEAUTIFUL AND ANGELIC YOU ARE, SOMEONE HAS TO PAY FOR MY CART!!"

Kara blushed. She never thought of herself as beautiful, but that's not why she was turning red. She had just noticed how much damage her little landing had done to their cart. She had landed directly in the front, completely damaging the front wheel and engine. Her eyebrow twitched.

"Thanks a lot for the great teleportation spot, Mom...," she muttered under her breath as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"What was that?" said Laurens.

"Uh, I said 'I'll fix up your transportation...uh, it'll be the bomb!'" she lied. "Just turn around really quick please!"

The three were confused but obliged anyway. Turning to the wreck, Kara knew what to do immediately. Using her brilliant magick skills, she cast a spell to repair the wheel instantly and sparked the engine back to life with a bolt of magick electricity.

"Easy," she smirked confidentially. "Ok you can turn around now!"

The three men turned around and couldn’t believe their eyes! “How did you-” Hercules started to say. “Uh, I guess I’m just really good with my hands!” Kara said as she shrugged nonchalantly. “That is completely and totally...AMAZING!!!” Hercules exclaimed. The other two agreed and were equally astounded.

“Kara you’re so cool!” said Laurens.

“Oui oui!” agreed Lafayette. “Kerry, you have to come get drinks with us, mon amie!”

“Well I don’t know about that,” Laurens said concernedly. “I’m not sure she’s old enough…”

“She looks 18 enough to me, mon amie!” Lafayette said excitedly, and Hercules agreed.

“Well I guess that’s it then, what do you say Kara?” Laurens asked.

Kara gave it some thought. Was disappearing off to get drinks with these older guys really what she should be doing? After all she’d been sent back in time to do something important. But she needed to blend in after all even if that meant hanging out with some very strange strangers. Besides, who knew what these goofballs would do without her?!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D7cM4H-SV9Pa2J3b9BTS0r6GYnNXF_KREQ4OtlEP6vM/edit

there is a too far

http://i.imgur.com/zUhnpZH.png?1

Why do you keep deleting and reposting this?

I had to censor personal information

Looks the same.

It's not, she crossed a tab out in pink. Open your chink eyes

That was crossed out in the deleted pic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6a3sux/edgy_teenagers_notebook_found_in_rfoundpaper/dhc6cfq/

d̴̳̮͔̟͈̬̮̝̆͐͗͂̔̓͟͝͡ę̛̺̝͎̯̪̥̤̽̎̔̿͘̚͜͢͝l̶̛͇͙̲̬̓́͌͛́͢͜ẻ̡̘͉͇͙͇̤̣̊̋̚͡ṫ̷̢̝͓̙̲̠͕͙͇͂̏̋̿̃̉͟͠͡ě̸̠̥̜̬͎̼͈͌̇̿͠ t̸̨̠̗̻̫̬̠̀̒́͐̃̏͟ͅh̫̜͖̜͎̼͎͆͌̔̇͂͑̊̈͝ͅi̧̖̰͇̭̜̓̃̒̇̆̀̓̔̑͝s̥̬͚̹̗̽̾̍̀̒̃͆̽͘ͅ o̠̭̟̪̝̮̎̄͂̑͗̿̅̔͘r̡͎̝̜͕̰̬̤̗̂̒̃͑͟͝ i̴̢̠͉͚̫̙̽́̓̈́͒̌'̵̡̟̦͙̳̝̱̔͋͆̽̓͜l̸̢̩̗̠͎̰͈̳̪̱̿́̋̾͘͝l̸̫̳̥̪̎͌̽́̏͢͞ͅ c̶̡̡͔̱͙̣̞͑̊̇̂͆͆̐̂͒͞ͅŭ̸̡̡̳̝̪͓̠̻̊̍͊͘͝t̡̨̥̯̗̺͇̽͑͗̏́͂ y̴̢̺̹͈̫̲͍͚̙͆͌͆͒̇͑̒̚͝o̸̠͔̼̻͓̦̺̳̓͆̍̉͡͠u̵̡͍͇̖̱̱̤͙̤̼̽̍͋̀̕͞͠͞

Delete your account.

I came on your animu pillow

Do /u/refuseandresist pls

How? Salt packets and a blood ritual?

The salt is just for protection

Doesn't get much better than this here on /r/drama folks. This is gold.

Demons don't like the smell of salt

I learned about this in the documentary "Supernatural"

I'm not gonna rag on you cause I know you're young and we all did stupid embarrassing shit in middle and high school.

Just take it from someone who is older than you. You are dumb. All teens are dumb. But then you get smart once you are out of school. So have fun with whatever magic shit you wanna make up, we all had weird phases. But it WILL pass even though I know that's a cliche at this point. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, do whatever if it's fun cause it won't last forever.

Typical demon behavior.

Will it cause nose bleeds in the caster?

For real, girl! Ain't no harry pooter can make this post disappear

For real, girl! Ain't no harry pooter can make this post disappear

Öld meg magad

MODS!!!

wtf this demon is deleting my posts, i want a fucking admin to look at this shit

MODS!!!

wtf this demon is deleting my posts, i want a fucking admin to look at this shit

మీరే చంపండి

. . i̶͔͓̲̖̝̰͈̭̩̬͊͗͌̏̀̐̃͘͝ṯ̸̮͚̞̣̖̌̀͒̎̅͐͘͘͟ͅ'̶͇̘̥̤͔̜̬͐̔̀̎͡s̱͎̖̠̲̜̗͈̝̀͆̿̒͞ c̡̹̼̥̣̝̪̹͊͑̍̎̃̓̂̐͝ͅó̶̦̖̦̰̟̭͚̈͂̿̓͂̀̃̚͘m̴̹̩̳̥̩̼̺̗̿̏͑̿̇̽̚̚͜͞ì̸̧̹͔͚̖͍̯̏̄̒̐͐͊͋̎͞ņ̠͖̤̮͂̒̎̒̚͞ĝ̠͙͉͔̫̞̦͌͑̿̍͋̌͜ . .

She recently conducted a blood ritual to kill a classmate. She slit her wrists and accidentally cut too deep and was sent to the hospital/psychward for two weeks and missed school. During her absence this guy found and posted her notebook. She wrote it all in study hall. There are definitely some mental issues that she needs to see a Dr about, but most of what she does is harmless/attention seeking. I think she's an only child and her parents don't pay any attention to her.

Anime, not even once.

It clearly has my name my drawings and my sigils in it and they didn't even ask me if they could post this before they did

MODS!

whew how much you wanna bet /u/ThatCinemaCynic is her alt and all of this is for attention?

$100000000 bc it's not

Wew really? I saw your responses in this thread and that old one in /r/sex, so this is obviously someone you have known about for awhile.

I'll take a piece of that action

1) I'm a male

2) Finding paper isn't my usual thing, I'm actually a film reviewer. I haven't reviewed in a while though because Reddit can't take different opinions it seems

Retarded? I'm not retarded, I am very cromulent.

I'm kidding; obviously I know what jokes are, I am a film critic.

TFA or RO?

IT SUCKED, IT FUCKING SUCKED!!

Undoubtedly the worst of the Star Wars movies I've seen so far!!

Remember Darth Vaaaader?

This movie does! People like it because it has things that you've already seen but it sucks!

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Impressive that a troll would waste so much of his time on an alt to troll with.

Should we really laugh at this? Like, really?

Fair enough.

Uhm... what?

Is this the same person who did the My Immortal fanfic?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal

/u/XxxDracoMalphasxxX I'll be your daddy