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"Why are guys so weird about asking girls out, and showing emotion"

14 year old draws a pic of a girl he likes

"Fucking WEIRDO!CREEP!CREEP!WEIRDO"

LITERALKY RAPE. HES PROBABLY A GAMERGATOR.

Are you a BOOC alt?

I am many things. That is not one of them.

You ever been held down and forced to swallow a hot fart before?

gross

Gross. Creepy. Yucky. Poop. What is it with SJW's and baby talk? I swear they get their terminology from baby's first thesaurus.

"I mean, I know what they've done is legal, but isn't it gross and creepy? Thus, I conclude that they're evil scum."

Typical thought process

All the good curse words are problematic, you retarded faggot.

Swearing is not effective if it's not offensive.

What is it with SJW's and baby talk?

How else would you kiddie-diddle?

Every other word can get them shitcanned. Also maximum condescension.

yikes

"oh my god he used the word hormones, that's like QUINTUPLE RAPE"

Don't female-oriented places on reddit talk about hormones all the time re: PMS and pregnancy? Why is it wrong now? He's 14 and 14-year-olds are balls of hormones.

mild self awareness is C-C-C-CREEEEEPPPYYYYY

because CB2 wants to be morally outraged. Doesn't matter at what.

Yeah I don't get it

You guys seem really upset

I'm sorry that you're upset

What an original comment. Kill yourself.

🤔

👌

Don't consider it. Just do it.

Lame.

Up your shitposting game.

🤔

formerly pretty neat, currently shitty posts

🤔

Still better than being legitimately worried about a drawing of a human face.

🤔

If that's a picture of your crush, you're committing e-rape right now.

🤔

seriously though, what's wrong with it? Why can't a kid talk openly about his hormones without being ridiculed? Its a natural thing.

By itself it's basically meh. I only counterjerked about how upvoted it was

So you got upset about it because it was popular?

So you're a hipster?

C'mon, Jeff. You know me better than that

Do I though? Do I really?

How do I know you're not secretly COINTELPRO? Why you trying to get me arrested narc?

Hadn't considered that.

Anyway I have a splinter that I've gotta dig out. See you at (((the meeting))) tomorrow, fellow globalist

oh shit like a real wooden one? That's gotta hurt. Sorry about that.

Hope it doesn't hurt too much.

Thanks, Jeff. It went a lot quicker than expected.

>I was only being contrary to be cool

Thats fucking sad as fuck dude.

nah

😐

wait sorry I mean

🤔

Honestly, I shouldn't be surprised at cb2 at this point, but I literally don't understand why they're calling it "creepy". Are they denying teenage hormones are a thing?

And he literally just drew a picture, it's not like he has a shrine for this girl or something.

I think the boy mentioning his sexuality is somehow akin to child pornography to them... or something.

But he's most likely a proto-white-male and those are terrifying

What the fuck is wrong with these kids? I mean that seriously, how fucked in the head do you have to be to think everything is "oppressive" or "creepy" or "problematic"?

Go outside. Play baseball with your friends in a parking lot with some broken bottles. Anything that might create an authentic experience.

/r/circlebroke is a containment sub for profoundly retarded 'people'.

That's actually CB2. The people that think CB isn't identity political enough.

also prime is fucking dead.

Its both.

time to make CB3 then.

This but unironically referring to r/drama

What if we're only pretending to be retarded?

Ironically acting retarded is even worse. The retards never had a choice, /r/drama posters have no excuse.

Hmm. This leaves me few options.

Oh, I can think of a few.

Exit bag, noose, handgun, or pills.

Literally /r/Drama

https://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

'people'

don't associate subhuman mayos with such terms pls

They don't literally believe it, they're competing to be on the highest horse and that involves a lot of bullshitting.

Play baseball with your friends

this is ableism

oh come on baseball is the most body positive sport

Tru

Go outside. Play baseball with your friends in a parking lot with some broken bottles. Anything that might create an authentic experience.

Bottles are a poor choice. Cans are better both because they're better value and they won't fuck you up with powdered glass when you hit them with a bat.

The broken bottles are laying around in the field. Doesn't mean to use them as a baseball. They are just describing the look of the field.

My bad

/u/moneybone2013

Being a teenage artist in love? - Creepy

Sitting in a metasub combing reddit for any tiny crumb of percieved sexism? - Not creepy

An adult calling a little kid names for trying to express his feelings? - Not creepy

Hi.

I demand that you defend yourself!

Hey how are you doing today?

So far so good. Had the day off, but I'm working all weekend, so kind of a wash.

How about you?

lol customer service

Hi, how are you?

I'm good. Just making fun of your job.

k

This isn't the kind of content I come here for

Why not?

My mother never gave me enough attention as a child.

Oof, that's too bad. Have you tried counseling?

Shit's expensive, yo. I'll just post here on /r/drama instead.

That sounds smart

Pretty much yeah. My stepdad molested me and I find drama to be rather therapeutic.

Not too bad myself. Had a pretty easy day myself, but not all that much sleep this morning. So a little tired and stuff, you know?

Also I just got fucked in Smash with a misclick. god damn it.

I hear ya. Sorry to hear about your Smash misclick. I don't really know what that is, but I assume it's a game.

See you back over at CB2, Jeff

See you back over at CB2, Jeff

J'accuse!

*pokes with sharp stick in the hopes of eliciting a reaction*

http://i.imgur.com/C7BciC0.gif

Its a realistic drawing if it was a picture it would be considered a creep shot. Also not buying the whole "am 14". Besides i got banned from circlebroke or whatever so fuck them.

Its a realistic drawing if it was a picture it would be considered a creep shot.

It's a fucking face, you freak.

See, "fucking face" means he wants to fuck it.

Yes, but it's not a creep shot... It's a fucking drawing. It's his imagination. Would you think the same way of a teenage girl writing a poem about her crush?

How do you feel about the thousands of mainstream artists that have created songs/books/films/etc. without their explicit permission?

I think you are missing the point. Its a drawing that looks like someone and they may feel weird about an anonymous person making a drawing of them without their explicit permission. And now for the people in the back. NO MEANS NO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOZVu9nN0o

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you O can't you see You belong to me How my poor heart aches with every step you take Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I'll be watching you Since you've gone I been lost without a trace I dream at night I can only see your face I look around but it's you I can't replace I keep crying baby please Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I'll be watching you Songwriters: Gordon Sumner Every Breath You Take lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

You bring a lot assumptions to this scenario, dont you? Lot of prior knowledge youre just drawing upon, I imagine

this is bait

It's a circlebroke user, it's not bait they're that retarded.

Hi

Rethink your life

ive already given up on humanity, but please allow me to believe we have not fallen this far

So what about the poetry of a love-sick teenage girl? Is she allowed to write about a boy without asking him for his explicit permission? Does this taboo of yours only include drawings? Are you ever free to write/act/sing about your love interest without asking? Are you aware that love and particularly one-sided love are some of the most explored theme in art and culture ever? How do you feel about erotic fan-fiction? So many questions.

She hasn't said no now has she? This isn't hurting her in anyway is it?

I think you're missing the point tbh.

What a word salad thank you sarah palin.

1. Poetry of a love sick teenage girl. As long as it doesnt specify "john michael from apt 42" then its fine
2. She can write about whatever as long as its not really specific.
3. "Taboo" includes realistic portraits and pictures, videos?
4. Yes express emotion but again without specifying with names and or location. If its a drawing however the line is thin.
5. I couldn't care less about knowing love is one sided
6. Erotic fan fiction is fine if the character is famous but if its a private individual then it will come across as rapey.

Has she said no? We dont really know and im not buying the whole "am 14" Is it hurting her in any way. We dont know either. But you cant deny that its a little bit creepy even if you think its cute.

Okay so a teenage girl writing;

"John Doe's brown hair makes me happy

His broad smile really zapped me

Oh how I love him so,

especially John Does' lil' cute afro"

That's too much? That shit is borderline rape? If you found your daughter writing that she would be grounded and given a stern talking to? And if she drew a realistic portrait of him in the corner of the page you'd consider calling the cops on her? That sounds demented to me.

But if she wrote a story about fisting Hannah Montana until she squirted a bucket that would be totes cool? Is she allowed to draw a 14 year old Miley Cyrus?

I love how the teenage girls in your country apparently write their innermost thoughts in the form of a saucy limerick

We all know teenage girls write weird shit in their little diaries. That's not just my country. That shit is universal.

I'm not criticizing you I'm complimenting your example

Yeah, read my previous comment back now and it sounded borderline aggro. What I meant was "thanks man, ain't that the truth" or something like that. I'm better at teenage poetry than taking compliments :/

How shitty a job is it gatekeeping what tween boys/girls can write/draw?

But sometimes I say No and it actually means Slow Down or even Yes.

You should consider therapy, if that doesn't work suicide is always an option

<3 Devin is so dreamy

In what universe is a drawing of anything a creep shot

In whatever universe i said that. However in this universe i said that it would be considered a creep shot IF it was a photograph.

how far on the spectrum are you?

They've crossed plains into a whole different universe. Us mere mortals cannot hope to reach them.

It's planes you normie get it right! REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Well, take comfort in the fact that in every universe, you are irredeemably retarded.

However in this universe i said that it would be considered a creep shot IF it was a photograph.

TIL the Migrant Mother is a "creep shot." Also Afghan Girl.

Who knew?

Welcome home

If you managed to get banned from CB2 you're probably boring.

I got banned for saying "autistic cucks".

you only proved my point.

I got banned for my blank meme comments :(

I would unban you but they only gave me mail privileges. I'm basically their delivery boy.

You're their saucy little butt baby

Oo baby I like you.

Why tho?

For calling out /u/formerlyprettyneat for getting xirs jollys from kiddos, of course.

Well, that's just common decency. A closet pedo thinks everyone around him is a closet pedo.

/u/CheetoTweetolini that thread is being brigaded!

PhysicsIsMyMistress is a notorious white supremacist and known alt of /u/Zachums and /u/riemann1413

StevenJ18 stop making accounts

Oh yeah this drama.

Btw I'm both your and StevenJ18's alts.

Awww whats wrong? upset that you don't mod circlebroke so you can remove the comment telling everyone the vote manipulation is ongoing

I do mod circlebroke dumbass.

You mod circlebroke2

yeah the only one that matters anymore.

Which is totally why you are here in a thread making sure no one points out the voting manipulation.

Here let me block you too

Announcing when you block someone?

PK is that you?

Its so you remember and dont keep desperately begging for attention like the other accounts you use

Everyone in CB2 is my alt. Just give up now. You'll be downvoted into oblivion.

Omg shut the fuck up

Could be Jewdank.

You're not sticking with the stolen fetal alcohol joke you've used 4 times today?

Btw I'm both your and StevenJ18's alts.

I believe this drama paradox unmakes the world.

Couldn't come quick enough fam.

No, I won't.

• StevenJ18

Stop brigading this thread pls, I've reported you to the admins tho.

Reported for being a faggot

Can someone explain to me what is wrong here? Like usually I can see what the 'offensive' thing is even if think its silly. Is it teenage hormones are offensive or crude???

It's a male daring to show any kind of feelings towards a wymxn

That's all you needed to say.

i would hate this but it's nice to see a teenage boy express his sexuality in healthy and cute ways

What is healthy and cute about making a crude "hormones" comment here? Could've just been "here's a drawing of the girl I like" and that'd be 100% different.

this whole rant of autism and the

I'm more creeped out by the upvotes. 45k people upvoting a drawing of a 14-year-old child, specifically framed to be sexual.

specifically framed to be sexual

rant

I don't know really either

/u/PhysicsIsMyMistress congrats on having comey and his yet another new alt sperg out in your linked thread for bonus bonus drama

comey and his yet another new alt

This guy isn't AngryDM right? Are we sure? "Sperg out" is an understatement.

Pretty sure. They have different writing styles and interests. AngryDM is more into communism and hating on Elon Musk at random and is much less confrontational. CheetoTweetolini and his gang of alts is a super Hill fan who is beyond obsessed and goes out of his way to be confrontational. Like check one of their recent arguments on ESS where they get beyond butthurt and outraged that someone implies they're a troll.

Hormones = rape or something, I dunno

They're offended because they're super hormonal.

Would you say they're ovaryreacting?

Ovaryacting you pleb. Get it right.

Oh no

Literally fucking nothing. This maybe their Waterloo.

This.

Is.

It.

/u/DSD-3, you're playing with fire right now, I've gone through your post history, and I have to say, I don't really like what I'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate broker and a keyboard warrior. You think you can sit here covering your fingers in moral outrage and pledging allegiance to CB2' mods as you spew shit at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always is.

You need to understand something, this stopped being just a fun CB2 thread with ciswhite privilege and misogyny all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in an interconnected world, the internet is having a profound effect on real-world politics. It's called internet warfare, and it is just as vital as bashing the South Park neutrals and people that like The Simpsons IRL. It's been around for awhile but the internet really shifted the whole game. When you say your little screenshots aren't of OUR spaces, you are attempting to slander our reputation, in essence you are interfering with our goals.

What is that goal you may ask? To rid reddit of little piles of shit. like. you. So I'm going to tell you what's going to happen right here, right now.

• You are going to delete every single one of your posts, every single one of them. I don't want to see a single post under your name, every single one of them is an affront to a migrane-free head.

• You are going to delete your piss shit account. You can make another one, if you follow the next rule.

• You are never going to post any more shit every again against /r/circlebroke2. Cultural appropriation, black fragility, etc. you get the idea.

This is not a warning anymore, this is not a request, this is an order that you are going to follow to the letter. If you, for any reason, or for any motivation, do not follow these instructions right fucking now, I will make your life a living hell. Or rather, we, we will. You better hope and pray you're using a VPN, it may help stall us for long enough to get your pale little male body out of the country to wherever ass fuck moderates like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions through, or we will destroy you. I dare you to do something to the contrary, I dare you. I would love to see and hear your grimace and scream as I plunge a admin ban into your account. I would love to break every key on your keyboard from the space bar upwards. Do you have a body pillow (or other non-sexually-determinate free associate)? Stuffed animals? A picture of your mother before she left you? A disappointed father? Sibling? Friends? Don;t bother answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces when they see your limp wristed posts in front of you? How would you like that, xer? I'll show them your stupid fucking posts make you watch them choke on their own laughter.

You get the picture, you have one hour to comply with this request. Don't get any smart ideas.

I love this pasta.

Do i need to read this whole pasta? I feel like I got it in two sentences and this is a long one.

If I wanted to hear you speak I'd pull my balls out of your mouth.

kinda creepy tbh

I read the comments here before clicking the link and expected it to be something that was maybe borderline but just showed CB2 to be, as ever, stupid and humorless.

But no (although of course that still stands), there's literally nothing wrong with that picture at all. Or the thread.

women are weak. like, inherently weak. they are not like us men, who could easily brush off the knowledge that someone drew a picture of us. for women, the knowledge that they have, unawares, been some young artist's muse, is enough to cause serious trauma. and so if you want to draw a woman's picture you really do need to ask for consent first. i'm not gonna say it's rape if you don't, but it's definitely rapey, icky, creepy, gross, yucky, and omg eww.

basically it's a mistake to treat women like actual human beings. remember, they are inherently weak and always vulnerable. they need an army of woke feminist nu-males like myself and all my buddies at CB2 to stick up for them.

in other words, file this one under "when trying too hard to be woke goes horribly wrong and you turn into a raging misogynists."

Everything men do is wrong and offensive, especially if it has to do with sex because by the law of magical commutativity it causes rape.

Circkebroke crowd must have forgotten how much of a neckbeards most of them where at 14, or still are, or nah?

that is the most generic title possible

They are just jealous of his talent and skill. How does it feel to be jealous of a 14 year old teenage boy, eh🤔

Also I the boy shows this to the girl from a picture she might even find it cute...what am I saying in 2017 Usa he would be arrested for rape.

Let's be real here; they're probably jealous of the girl because someone cares enough about her to draw her a bomb ass portrait.

This too. But for a change this young man isn't some weebo, incel or a redpiller, just an awkward teenage boy. And they still make it into a problem. I mean how much of a desperate person you must be to do this. Have they never left their basements or were idiots around girls when they were teenagers themselves?

No you don't understand this is basically a creepshot. Remembering a crush's face and then drawing a picture is disgusting and sexualizing. I am in no way being oversensitive to overcompensate for my own lack of social awareness.

u/aly5321 u/dsd-3 you are looking way, way too hard for something to bitch about.

The people downvoting /u/CheetoTweetolini are killing me.

YOU GUYS BETTER STOP THAT

Also /u/CalvinHobbesandLocke I see you purposely avoiding this thread.

But he already posted in this one.

Oh whoops.

The people downvoting /u/CheetoTweetolini are killing me.

Do you think that's a new lolcow or someone we've seen before? They seem familiar.

His brand seems very familiar, but I never really look at names.

He's already posting to Reddit. So I don't think it'll get better before it gets worse.

DAE we're not actually posting on Reddit right now?

hey /u/CheetoTweetolini sorry to disrupt your narrative but im a somewhat radical leftist and i post here. im just not a pansy bitch who gets upset by mean words, so i can have fun, unlike losers like you roflmao xDDD

Lol so much autism in that circlebroke thread.

CB2 gets triggered by pencil drawings and photorealistic drawings

L.

Nah, that is pretty creepy.

The joylessness of these people is straight up Victorian. I'm becoming more and more convinced they're time travelers because even under the worst conditions, I can't imagine someone naturally developing a character like that. They somehow manage to sound like they actively try to be less happy than someone in the deepest depths of depression.

Wow look at all these pathetic people

All I can say is that there are some horrible people in this world, and many of them are on that subreddit

That subreddit is half white nationalists

There's... there's white nationalists in here?? Mum! MUM!!! :(

I hate how none of the anti-trump retards can come up with their own insults, they all just parrot whatever the newest one is

It's depressing how so many teenagers browse Reddit. I thought the mods of r/TRP and r/anarcho_capitalism are 14 year olds.