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Poor Joss. You gotta stop engaging with the perpetually outraged hamplanetsphere man. Stop tweeting, or block em or some shit.

Also kys Joss

I miss /r/fatpeoplehat

It's called r/holdmyfries now.

I'm sure she's also thankful that she never had to see the tub of fuckery that was Age of Ultron

fuck you, Joss.

Fuck you I love that movie

Maybe my expectations were just too high, then. Came for a movie about a team of superheros trying to stop a death-robot, left after seeing a movie about Tony Stark and his bumbling friends as they use cheap quips that defuse all the tension to defeat Ultron, the walking-talking pinnocchio-reference with a movable mouth, human-like facial expressions, and his own cheap quips!

I'd have preferred more tie-in shit and less quippy Ultron/overly long time-at-the-farm.

Joss was the one that sucked.

It really was a quippy movie.

Yep, and you can't blame Disney for that. That's all Whedon. No one talks the way people talk in Whedon's bullshit movies/TV shows.

I like Firefly but it is weird when they suddenly got into weird old timey but not really accents for one sentence

You'd prefer people to talk in movies like they do in real life in all its banal repetitive disjointed stuttering small reference pool glory, you sick fuck?

banal repetitive disjointed stuttering small reference pool glory

I realize, given that like-calls-to-like and birds of a feather flock together, that you probably spend the bulk of your time with mouth-breathing retards, but that doesn't mean the rest of us do. No one talks like the characters in Whedon's crap, but only a handful of people talk like gibbering chimps with whom you pass your days.

No one talks like the characters in Whedon's crap

Yeah, but I fucking wish they did. Do you know how it's fucking frustrating to talk to people who won't understand any reference outside of "right on your fucking nose" one? Like, understanding Hitler reference but not understanding Himmler reference. And that's majority of people, damn it.

How much time do you spend talking about Nazis that Nazis is your example of being disappointed?

When everyone on the Internet is literally Hitler, a lot.

Whedon's dialog is so retarded it has its own TVTropes page.

IDK fam my expectations were pretty high and I came away satisfied. Like wew fun superhero shit interspersed with solid drama and tension. I'm about that life fam.

Then again, I unironically enjoy Whedon quips (altho they were out of place coming from ultron) so this movie was basically my playground.

ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!

I can't even remember how it ends.

The Avengers win

The audience loses. Capeshit is the anime of the west, a big mistake.

You love it? I can understand people liking the movie, it was fine as blockbusters go. But loving it? What the fuck do you love about it? Please bring your tastes in line with mine or face correctional education.

Funny. Good character development. Good Maria Hill. Good Widow. Fun group dynamic. Action was solid enough. Agents of SHIELD tie-in. I actually liked Ultron even though I agree he could be better. I definitely liked his creation plotline. Vision. That's just off the top of my head.

It wasn't as good as Avengers 1 but barely anything is so I can't really hold that against it.

I've seen it something like eight times.

Kill yourself.

Anyone who loves that movie is unworthy of love tbh.

unworthy of love

Welcome to /r/Drama.

well I'm here so...

Congrats on having zero taste, utter pleb. Go be a manchild elsewhere.

posting on /r/drama

not being a manchild

pick one and only one

I'm disgusted that you dare reply to me. Fuck off to the kids corner to consume capeshit and stuff your mouth full of trash.

I don't blame him for that tbh

Disney: We want you to set up the next ten marvel movies in this movie

Joss: Okay but that isn't what we agreed on, there will be no room for a coherent plot

Disney: We have altered the deal, pray we do not alter it further

Whedon seems like such a buzzkill, he's like Bryan Griffin irl

the bees dying at an alarming rate is a buzzkill

Just what I'd expect Whedon to say.

I AM GLAD THE BEES ARE DEAD THEY DIDNT HAVE TO SEE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY GETTING RAILED BY MASKED RUSSIANS LIKE A TWO-BIT WHORE

What a tragic mess he became.

He's extremely successful doesn't he know that he doesn't need to suck up to feminists in an attempt to get laid.

Ah, Sensitive Joss Whedon

More like sensitive Mark Dice, "retweeting" like 10 times. I hate that guy more than any whiny feminist. BLAHBLAHBLAH I'M A CONSERVATIVW. Shut up and let the grown ups talk Mark, you idiot.

Counter-point: You are the one who is upset.

I'm upset over how obnoxious he is in his videos. Makes me reee for sure. Are you saying you don't find him annoying?

I closed the video after about 3 words cos it was ear cancer tbh

That's my point.

I don't even know who he is yet you choose to be triggered. Sounds like you're mad.

to bring your tweet to the top, you have to reply to yourself multiple times. If you'll notice on trumps tweets, all the tweets at the top of liberals crying to themselves tweet after tweet. Not a coincidence. Also Mark said nothing about being a conservative, just saying Joss has a fucked up mindset

Yelling to yourself in front of a camera showcases a fucked up mindset imho fam. Don't really get the outrage over Joss this time, it was a joke, wasn't it? He's not happy his mother died for real.

Yelling to yourself in front of a camera over other peoples opinions showcases a fucked up mindset imo fam.

nigga this is every vlogger though

Astroturfing POTUS makes more sense than whining about Joss fucking Whedon.

I hate Mark Dice but I don't agree with the way you voiced your opinion of him.

Yes, it was a sub-par comment to say the least. Mark Dice has a way of getting to me though.

Looks like Mark Dice is an angry little nazi cunt.

yeah who the fuck is this guy, tweeting at Joss like 5 times in 10 minutes desperate for attention

He's an Illuminati "expert". You can probably figure out the rest from there.

oh shit

he must be smart

IIRC, he was the guy going on about Katy Perry being involved in Satanic Illuminati rituals during the Super Bowl or something. Truly one of the top minds of our time.

tweeting at Joss like 5 times in 10 minutes desperate for attention

Pretty much exactly this. A lot of Twitter's fringiest fringe folks follow pretty much every social media celebrity they can find and then some in the hopes they can have one of their own tweets go viral by replying to someone with a lot of followers.

Sensitive Joss Whedon at it again

He looks terrible

He looks like an old version the guy who wrote for Brunching Shuttlecocks with the super Swedish name

Löre Svalbard or something like that. That website closed down before most people on this sub were born.

The Book of Ratings was my favorite site. I wish he would put it back up. I have the book but it doesn't have all the ratings in it

This was him in the 90s. I think when his hairline receded enough, he decided to also go fat and bearded to complete the trifecta.

Never gonna see something like this and think anything but "wow the alt-right gets triggered by literally anything don't they?"

I believe Joss is the triggered party here.

Then you did not read any of the responses to his incredibly banal if melodramatic tweet.

Took a couple seconds to look at their profiles.

You took time out of your day to look at the profiles of random twitter users and you think other people are triggered?

WEW LAD

Is this sarcasm? Because I honestly can't tell. (There are some stupid fucking people out there that would actually say what you are saying seriously.)

Because I honestly can't tell.

You admit can't identify sarcasm without a "/s" or winky-face but in the next breath suggest others are "stupid fucking people?"

KYS

Yes. Because it turns out stupid comments just look like stupid comments without the context or voice inflection to suggest otherwise.

In other words, I can't tell if you're insincere, or serious. Judging by your response, I'd guess you're the latter. Which means yes, your comment was stupid.

KYS. :)

stupid comments just look like stupid comments

Well, I'm going to avoid an argument and defer to you, because it's clear that if anyone's an expert on how to make stupid comments, it's you.

The irony of you cutting out the "...without the context..." part of the sentence you quoted is pretty funny, I gotta say.

Yeah that's totally a crazy thing to do! WEW TOTES

says the one shit-posting liberals getting annoyed with politics and acting like the sky is falling...

you seem annoying.

Lmao at how desperate you have to be to imagine something to freak out about to think this is "celebrating his mom's death"

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be politically anything to experience the joys of jumping on a famous guy for being stupid in public. Again.

is 25 years past the statute of limitations for murder?

nope but 25 years worth of crimes against cinema. it is worth the death penalty and legalized murder against him.

Oh come on he cowrote Cabin in The Woods.

Not this shit again

What's wrong with Cabin in the woods?

eh in my opinion its him on his lowest setting which is still really smug and yet thoughtless. Cabin in the woods is really clever yet really really stupid it's like sunset overdrive or to use a quote from yahtzee from ZP. "there is a difference between parody and reference". Yeah this is his problem its pointing something out not being clever about it. Saints row 4 is mostly how a parody is done sincerity not constantly going "hey isnt this thing thats a major plot point actually kinda funny/stupid/weird let me kill all tension and seriousness by making characters make a quip or reference everytime its even slightly avaliable and or barley connected."

Jesus fuck the only thing longer was that forum where i got kicked out for shite talking JK rowling

"Baby's first SCP containment breach"

There is no statue of limitations for murder in any state.

What about the state of denial?

You mean Louisiana?

i appreciate it my dude but it was rhetorical

First thing that came to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRD-67wgj04

good thing we have brilliant minds like MARK DICE to take him to task.

Is he wrong tho?

Having to listen to your son's political grandstanding is actually a fate worse than death, so no.

Of course not, the absolute best way to mark mother's day is to publicly express gratitude that one's own mother is dead so she doesn't have to witness the reality you do not like. "I'M GLAD MY FATHER IS LONG DEAD AS WELL SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE ALL THE THINGS ON TV THAT I THINK ARE BAD!"

This guy is a horrible person, like who the fuck says that about their mother? I'm glad she wasn't here to see him talk this way about her in an attempt to appear politically righteous.

She'd be so disappointed. :(

She was already disappointed. She had Joss Whedon for a son. Death was a sweet release from the embarrassment of knowing she birthed and raised that guy.

I get what you're saying, but the dude is one of the most successful film makers of all time.

You could say the same about Roman Polanski, and he rapes children, so being "one of the most successful film makers of all time" isn't exactly a resume builder.

So, what I'm getting from your comment is that you believe that the fact Roman Polanski is a pedophile somehow invalidates Joss Whedon's success, and I can't say I see the connection there.

And yet such a failure as a human being. Who raises a film maker anyhow?

It just reads like ironic dark humour to me, or am I missing some context?

You're missing faux outrage from autists with a political agenda

Remember when we all thought Adam Baldwin was a lunatic and Joss Wheldon was a voice of sanity?

I now fully expect Summer Glau to tweet about Sandy Hook was faked and all those kids are just living in a Fema camp in Guam.

the moon (which isn't real).

No, no, NO, NO you fool. The moon is real, it is just made of cheese and was put their by the Jews so they can use it to control the global rodent population much like they also control the tides. Then once the mice have wiped out humanity by eating all our crops the Jews will use the cheese moon as a supply of food to subsist on as they repopulate the world with mole people.

How could you be so stupid to not know this?

global rodent population much like they also control the tides.

global?

tides?

The earth is,clearly flat and the tides are created by a giant wave machine. And it's that wave machine which is controlled by the real power... not the jews, not the scientologists, not the lizardpeople: the Amish

I knew I was in the right when I ran down all those Amish kids.

Remember when we all thought Adam Baldwin was a lunatic and Joss Wheldon was a voice of sanity?

no

Did Adam Baldwin get into PizzaGate as well?

im not actually the baldwin tracker

Why not? What are you good for?

things other than knowing about adam baldwin, generally

Useless!

Remember when we all thought Adam Baldwin was a lunatic

no.

Adam Baldwin has always been based.

Baldwin did seem like doofus for a time.

I'm sure he's just feeing a little off thinking about his dead mother on Mother's Day.

This pains me. I am such a fan of Firefly, and seeing how stupid this man is being hurts.

Firefly is only fondly remembered because it never got the chance to suck. Imagine how many people would be jerking off to Heroes if it had gotten cancelled halfway through the first season.

Your words are so true, makes me happy it got cancelled on a high note.

On the other hand how many people would care about breaking bad if it got canceled after the first season?

That's true. There is only 1 season of Heroes in my books. Everything that happens afterwards is left to my imagination.

Season 2 had some okay bits. Season 3 was gearing up to be a repeated of the first season and I quit.

I'm hearing this a lot and everytime I don't get this bullshit. It didn't end on high note, Firefly was ok, it showed great promise but only a couple of its episodes were really prominent and then it got ripd which makes it easily the lowest on the pole of Whedon's shows. His relatively obscure Dollhouse made a much better job for a fraction of overhyped Westworld's budget while being very close thematically.

P.S. Heroes were going good (though, somewhat bumpy) in first season but the finale was so fucking jaw-dropping atrocious that it never left a chance for future seasons.

True, Dollhouse was a mess. The hero could be anything and ended up nothing. Also he really does love his waif fu characters.

I know, its a real shame. I sometimes think about what could have been if the show did well, and he never started writing faux-womanizing moeblob shit like Dollhouse and then Avengers.

We could have had something wonderful.

When you make quips for a living, you sometimes fall in too deep with this habit, saying shit like, I don't know, Betty Davis presumably said celebrating death of Joan Crowford "No bad talk about the dead, Crowford's dead, good" (which I doubt she really meant).

I think it's a case like this, hope so, anyway.

(Liberal voice) Yikes!

He's got the trump snowflakes up in arms with that one.

Weirdly sociopathic thing to say.

I've seen this a lot from people like him though. He bases his entire identity around virtue signaling for random minorities that he has 0 association with, even though he shows signs of being a total sociopath to and about people around him. Then he acts like he's the compassionate one.

This guy knows exactly what to tweet to get people's panties in a twist. We need more people like him

Pandering doesn't pay, kids. They'll still turn on you for tweeting without bowing sufficiently low.

Remember goyim

Joss spent

508,000$ of his own money to stop trump his last payment being 13,000$ as his bank account broke after so many 50,000 payments

Jaw sweden