T_D is moving to VOAT! Again. And something about concealed weapon permits idk it's all kinda REEEEE at this point.

5381  2017-05-18 by phedre

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Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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I refuse to Google that so I can maintain the illusion that scalding dogs does not literally mean scalding them.

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i literally just got done writing an essay on the warsaw ghetto and i COMPLETELY fucking missed the part where they got doxxed. fuck.

/u/OhSnapYouGotServed give me the run down

Then you're probably going to get an F. Pretty sure Jews being required to register counts as doxxing. As did the armbands. And later, tattoos.

I guess that's kinda like doxxing, in the sense that a rocket is kinda like a razor scooter.

they are functionally the same tbh

As with a rocket and a razor scooter

Yeah they're both "things".

Things that move.

As well as things you don't want to slam into your ankle

They are both modes of transportation

it's holmes you fucking fuck

source: am mexican

also i'm just jking and i hope you had a great day.

I hope you have a bad day

Source: Am Mexican

Dude you from SLO? How can you be grumpy and be from such a rad town? Man i miss that Taco de in MB.

Life is good. I need to find some adversity somewhere.

it must be nice to just make things up as you go about what is and isn't doxxing.

Wearing yellow stars = IRL doxxing. Duh.

Like I said, should totally have yellow stars for Quality Contributors and those we putin the ghetto just like /r/legaladvice

T_D is a horrifying and yet fascinating. Like many of the worst assholes in the world, they're oblivious to what a bunch of assholes they are or how ironic they are when they bizarrely accuse others of things that they're notorious for.

So the holocaust did happen? Is that their official stance?

Yes, but it had to, and here's why

Where's the links? There's no links!! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Youth is when you think Hitler was a piece of shit for killing the Jews.

Adulthood is when you realize Hitler was a piece of shit because he didn't kill the Jews.

Shut it mate, you're like 12.

Ur N ejjy dood

Ow the EDGE

But it was only as bad as a mild inconvenience to self-important teenager autists. So not very.

their official stance "It never happened and anyway they deserved it!!"

It figuratively happened, only so they can use it to compare their treatment to. Otherwise, be antisemitic skeptical

Yes but it was much less than 6 million. However there are actually 6 million users on the_donald.

S p o o k y.

there are actually 6 million users on the_donald.

Makes perfect sense, now that whites are the new Jews and the left are the new Nazis.

Ashkenazi Jews are white.

'twas no worse than the microwaves. Hitler never used chemical weapons in the Holocaust centers. /s

Wow a t_d user that believes in the holocaust.

The mod team loves israel, jews, zionists whatever you want to call them.

Uhh... Aren't they the one always going (((((the media)))))?

you went too many parenthesis, i think you just called the media episcopalian

How many parenthesis is required to call someone Catholic?

Just two, but they go on top, like a pope hat.

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/u/mudkipz137

It'd be more accurate if he was crucified upside down, tbh.

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddᴉlɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ

St. Peter memes, good shit.

/r/Drama is all about the slightly more learned shitposting.

Oi, /u/ourjesuitpaymasters! How many parenthesis do you need to call someone Catholic?

rofl

((((the reptilians)))), who control the (((jews))), who control the ((American government)) and ((marxists)) are no match for the (((((👽)))))

Keeping track of who is and is not in on the mayocide is really hard these days

No those are the antisemitic branch of the white supremacists. Donald Trump is known for his support for the Jews.

no that's the (((alt right))) which isn't the same as what most of t_d users believe.

It's so confusing..

There are so many kinds of morons out there..

We have always been at war with East Asia.

Only begrudgingly, and only because of Kushner.

Dont forget crypto-kike Ivanka and their pure kike child.

Alex Jones divorced his Jewish wife and is now with a Jewish yoga instuctor.

All this shit makes me think that the jews are the real master race and whites are just the most efficient slaves in modern times just like the most athlectic negroes were in the slave trade era.

Haha, I dare you to post this shit in Stormfront.

and almost every supplement he pushes is owned by ashkenazi jews.

You mean Yael Kushner?

they love the best jews, the biggest zionists

they love them because they are a good jew holding their seat in the holy land till god comes back. Dominionists be cray like that.

they have "let's pretend we love a collective conservatives hate day" like taco Tuesdays or casual Fridays

Ivanka converted to Judaism. All Donny's sons married Jewesses. So unless Tiffany or Donald have any children who we don't know about (possible), then all the President's grandchildren are Jewish.

See! Not racist!

It's a Hanukkah miracle!

Its true though. I get nasty PMs all the time. Im also on that list of 50,000 users that got pasted around a few months ago of people that post on t_d.

I mean, I dont care, but its shitty and pathetic. We never did shit like that. Sure we make fun of the silly things the left does sometimes, but to say there isnt a coordinated/organized online campaign outside of regular people who organically dont like him on reddit/the internet against all things Trump related is disingenuous.

We never did shit like that.

Oh honey...

not an argument

Ain't nobody here looking to make an argument, cornflake.

Kuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

not an argument

your mother probably doesnt love you

got 'em

I love it when a T_D poster tries to take the moral high ground but can't even hold it past a couple comments.

I thought it was funny

When were you when justcool393 dies

at least i have a mother

You faggot Jew nigger.

I found it compelling.

Haha you just have to scroll down to be proven wrong.

I get nasty PMs all the time.

I've gotten the same from T_D posters just for expressing my opinions on /r/politics. I'm also banned from T_D without ever posting there. So there's that.

Im banned from numerous subs without ever posting.

Ok, so what do we do now?

kiss

I sympathize, I do not thing you've been treated fairly (based on what limited knowledge I have of you), but I also feel like your compatriots have not treated a lot of other people fairly. I'd suggest however that the fringe elements of Trump supporters have earned their reputation, and that associating with those people is a bit like sticking by an abusive drunk fuck when he's shouting obscenities at people on the street. I'd get better company.

But you see, the word for word the same argument can be made about the fringe left [legitimate] wackos.. I could tell you and others to keep better company as well.

Thats what I mean, you cant criticize trump supporters and not criticize yourselves for doing the exact same things.

First time here?

Why do you assume I keep the company of fringe anythings? I oppose populism as a principle and favour evidence based policy making. I'm a centrist, not an ideologue. I've had as many arguments with Sanders supporters as I have had with Trump supporters. The main reason T_D is the bigger concern is because S4P failed (and also T_D was also a bit more aggressively nasty to people, although that's more a difference of a kind type situation).

The loudest and most obnoxious contingent in any group tends to define the entire group to outsiders. And groups usually don't have any power to stop people from making everyone look bad.

But even beyond that, I can't quite wrap my head around how Trump supporters (which includes T_D posters) remain loyal to him given all the shit that's going on. Surely there should be some raised eyebrows over the allegations and the fact that there are new allegations every day. All of which leads me to the conclusion that they don't care what Trump, the administration or the GOP do, as long as Trump is occupying the oval office.

I would not surprise me one bit that if Trump got impeached, convicted and removed from office, that it would be dismissed as a witch hunt

I'm not a Trump supporter, more Trump-neutral, but this

Surely there should be some raised eyebrows over the allegations and the fact that there are new allegations every day.

does raise eyebrows for me. The establishment media is freaking the fuck out, day after day, over big fat nothingburgers. Has everyone forgotten how the DNC was in bed with all the major news venues in the email leaks? I don't care much about R vs D, but one team won the election fair and square, even with the media cooperating blatantly against them. You know how the Rs worked to sandbag Obama through his whole presidency? All I'm seeing now is the same thing, but with the media now in on the act.

Fair and square is a Russian expression, isn't it?

R's acted to stop any economic activity that could make the dems look good get through. The D's are trying to stop thousands from dying from being denied healthcare.

Also Russia

What Russia?

So it's all just a big conspiracy with the dems and media colluding to undermine Trump? Awesome. I'm sure some people thought the same thing during Watergate and we all know how that turned out.

Yeah, and I'm sure some people freaked out and thought Obama/Bush were going to be impeached and jailed, and we all know how they turned out.

Post bussy

Keep Yourself Safe

I thought y'all were gonna go to voat and leave Reddit. Seems like a good idea to me. I'm SO tired of the "Upvote so people see this picture of Trump when they google Donald trump", although y'all aren't the only ones. But yeah, you're not going to find too much sympathy, a lot of us still remember all the bullshit t_d pulled during the election and spamming of the front page, id love if they left.

You seem a little booty blasted friendo

I don't know what that means, but I know it's bad.

Ol boy was so upset he smashed that downvote button

Who me? No downvotes from me, looks like only folks upvoting me. Go make a post on stormfront and get the posse over here, y'all can bring me down to negative soon enough

Is everyone who laughs at your anger a stormfronter?

As well, I courtesy upvote all replies to me as a matter of principle based on the ideals of the subreddit

Is everyone who doesn't like trump a cuck?

I'm at work, I came back hours later and was reading replies and replied to the one I saw

I'm assuming you're making a point about my username. All I have to say is: I'm the eldest /r/drama user, I am actually a cuckold and I voted trump. Not sure y'all younguns have seen enough to really enjoy a thick Somalian cock running rampage on some fat white woman's ass but it is a fucking majesty to behold first person

Hit me up if you're in north Texas round Gainesville. We're always looking for guest bulls to spice things up

I'v gone too far, I don't even know what we're talking about anymore haha. Either way I'm not angry at anything, I'm just redditing while in a meeting to pass the time he . But I always take the opportunity to point out the ban hammer when trump people talk about free speech or safe spaces

Haha

Ahh. I feel you. I have a Somali neighbor who occasionally fucks my wife. Would never want to go to africa

How did you get that arrangement set up

Ol boy moved in next to us and found my wife attractive even though I don't anymore. I talked to the missus about it and she was game for the idea

lol I just went over there and read the top post on td. Very dramatic haha. "We won't live on our knees!" "We will bring down all of reddit!" Take a breath fellas, it'll be ok. For real though, I think they think people will notice and they're going to bring down Reddit.

Reddit has to die sometime though I doubt this is the moment

You're not seriously trying to portray t_d as a beacon of rational thought? Much like your dear leader, your "community" has brought every bit of controversy surrounding it upon itself.

Let me explain to you why Pizzagate is real

😂

Im banned from numerous subs without ever posting.

Okay, let's break this down:

1) Im -- Notice the lack of apostrophe. This is signalling to the pedophile movement. They are notorious for leaving out an apostrophe as a wink and nod to fellow little boy lovers.

2) subs -- Notice that this is a food idea. A sub, or submarine sandwich, is a doughy long item filled with meat, much like the buttocks of a little boy when encountering this user.

3) posting -- This is another word for ejaculating inside of a little boy.

"Im banned from numerous subs without ever posting" = "I'm a pedophile and haven't been introduced to any little boys for buttsex, and that's why I haven't been able to ejaculate."

There. I just Pizzagate'd him.

Oh wow. This is brand new code. I'll have to forward this to my coordinator on Slack. Thanks for this

Something something conservative tears...

tears

how so, im chill

You are high energy af tho.

you poor victim :'(

L  O  L

I get nasty PMs from the kids at the_dolan every day. Just yesterday I had people PMing me that kids on the dolan discord were actively trying to dox me because I locked a post that they didn't want locked and then called /u/TwelveTendies out in SRC as a whiny little bitch who then banned and muted me from his little hugbox instead of being a man

yeah it was. Those kids are so mad at being willfully ignorant

I really don't get the nasty PM stuff. IMO, whatever happens in a thread, stays in the thread.

I get nasty PMs all the time.

Oh no! Do you also get PMs the criticize your belief system? How terrible! There should totally be a law against this type of thing!

Not nasty pm's :/

That must be awful I'm so sorry. Perhaps you and /u/spez can bond, I hear there is a very large community that repeatedly call him a pedophile for no apparent reason. Yall should form a support group.

oh no your feelings

Post screenshots.

It was here I broke out into real laughter. My coworkers are looking at me like i'm crazy. Thanks for the birthday present, T_D. I really needed the giggle.

cancer

Kys

birthday

you know, your birthday is the best day to kill yourself. very poetic

😂😂😂

We receive death threats

Oh, like this? https://m.imgur.com/WKHIM69

Damn...these russian kids are hardcore

Krokodil will do that.

do you think /u/invader_red is legitimately autistic? I cant imagine a normal, contributing member of society writing that

I'm just happy someone saved that. Because when it happens I'll make the front page. Now to go through your history and find out who you are.

To be fair, you asked someone to screen shot it.

Yes. That was the intention.

Ah, gotcha.

im really excited. Ive been going on reddit more often because studies make me heavily procrastinate, you should have plenty of material

:)

We have similar taste in music friend.

you have good taste in music then dude

lol

When you are at it, can you stop by my place and end me too? This is just too much for me to cope with.

Why on earth would I do that? I never said I'd hurt anyone. I would never. Why don't you pm me your email address or Facebook so we can talk about why you're not able to cope.

Why don't you pm me your email address or Facebook

World's greatest detective.

But can he see why kids want justice for Seth Rich?

Is it because somebody else told them to?

Why are you so hostile with everyone? Your posts are so angry.

if you're ever in new orleans, come look me up I want to get ended

If I was insinuation I personally would ever hurt someone, which I'm not, what makes you think a nobody plebeian like you is worth it? You can clearly see what would instill a person to erase someone like /u/spez (not that I would ever) as he uses censorship and propaganda to manipulate the minds of feeble sheep like yourself, but why on earth would that same person put in a fraction of that effort to ever do damage to a literal nobody like yourself who will never have the same negative reach as /u/spez?

Oh, that's just adorable. He can't even so much as manage to maintain a relationship, but thinks himself capable of tracking people down.

Maintain a relationship?

Truly the greatest mind of our generation.

I should have been more clear for you, you seem to be getting very confused.

Can. You. Expand. On. Your. Notion. Of. Why. You. Brought. Up. Me. And. My. Relationships. (?)

Haha omg this can't be real

Nobody is buying into your faux humored reaction buddy. Tell me what you find so outlandish! Please! I would love to slap the knee too!

No slapping for you today, sorry.

You better hurry, it's almost bed time and you have school in the morning.

Mommy said I could skip school to play with my friends.

Mommy said I could skip school to play with my friends.

Implying that you have any that aren't anonymous faces on the internet?

You're not going to leave your mom's basement. Go back to your safe space.

Lmao, so "HIGH ENERGY"

Do me you piece of shit. Wubba lubba dub dub

Nah, I think a legitimately autistic person would have used the correct "your". I think they're probably illegitimately autistic.

If you've used an iPhone before you would know how easy it is for the your and you're to be auto corrected to the wrong one. If you had an IQ higher than 90 you would have deduced that simply by seeing the second correct 'your' in the same comment, lmao. I'm guilty of sausage fingers. You're guilty of a defunct brain.

You threatened to murder a man by burning his house down in his sleep.. Yet here you are, defending your grammar.

I didn't threaten anyone. I said it would happen. I can't begin to tell you who would do something like that.

Oh please. What you said is the highest class of baseless internet threat I've ever seen in my life (but a threat nonetheless), spoken by someone who is a tiny little person cowering from life behind their keyboard.

I mean anyone can make a death threat, but what really makes a death threat scary is if you bitch the fuck out and backtrack in multiple comments over the next 24 hours.

I just wonder how long you spent writing it as well, "I'll repeat myself and say 'listen to me', like i'm an anime psychopath with a cool long jacket billowing out behind me, and i'm whispering it in his ear as he's paralysed in his bed cos i used a ninja blowpipe to incapacitate him as he slept like an assassin."

I randomly came here to laugh and trigger you. Calm the fuck down and get a life.

You "randomly" came here to trigger me? If anything it's pretty apparent I'm the one doing the triggering. Look at the reactions I'm getting. And who tells someone to "calm the fuck down" over the Internet lol? "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN IM TRIGGERING YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

I love how you totally miss the irony of saying you came here specifically to "trigger me" and then tell me to "get a life". You're a special kind of moron. Mommy tells you how special you are everyday doesn't she?

Good novel, triggered one...

Oh man, it took me 30 seconds max to type that out. And spending 30 seconds to absolutely squash a little plebeian brain like yours and knowing it makes you irate is worth it. Is that what "triggered" means? Lol. You poor child.

Wow buddy, you really showed your intellectual dick to me! Are you wanting me to suck it?

You are a sad excuse for a human being. I'm throughly done whipping you and reading your middle school intellectually capped retorts. Peaceeeeeee "buddy"

No, keep ranting, I'm almost at climax!

don't stop bby boy

"You don't deserve to live." Man, you surely are a badass, deciding who deserves to live and who doesn't. Spez must be a terrible human being. Posts getting downvoted on a liberal page, must be the admins yo.

Sure thing commander manboobs.

I thought it was clearly a joke, but if that was not clear, maybe you truly are autistic.

"It was just a joke bro!"

Most people with autism are not super smart like the movies. Many of the people I work with are non-verbal and require constant support with very high sensory needs.

The number of high functioning people with aspergers who get talked about by the donald or whatever are actually much less in comparison.

Around 1 in 100 people have autism.

If it's legitimate autism, the body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

That dude sounds like he needs some mental help, dude isn't right in the head

An absolute maniac.

its actually such an outrageous thing to write that the only thing that puts my mind at ease is the very slim possibility that he could just be a troll writing outrageous things to poke fun at the community that thinks he means it. That's the hope, anyway

Just had a look at some of the posting history. This guy is genuine scum.

I wonder how people like this operate in society. What has gone so wrong in their life, they they need to post this pointless shit to make themselves feel bigger, and in control.

I want to think it's just some greasy obese man in his parents basement, hating the world because "it's so hard for them". But surely there aren't that many right?

Nothing about it says autism, though. That isn't a catch-all term for mental illness.

/u/invader_red listen to me. I swear to God. Listen to me.

SWEAR TO ME

I can imagine an edgy teenager that received too many school beatdowns.
Then they drop out of school and the beating stop. Then they find a desperate enough girl to touch his peepee and then they magically become somewhat adjusted members of society.

You only downvoted one comment 🤔

No because they are doing it ironically you see

you're home

Lol

Yeah, stopped reading the OP at "branded like Jews in a Warsaw ghetto with mass taggings." Do these shit sucking morons have any idea what actual oppression is? Apparently not.

Nobody with a reddit account knows what real oppression is.

I think you are forgetting /u/the-realDonaldTrump who as you know is the most unfairly treated politician probably ever.

There was one politician who got fucking eaten by the people he represented but whatever Donald

Or like JFK who was literally shot in the face for his views

Oh come now, a shot in the head is nothing compared to disparaged pride. Being stabbed over a dozen times is nothing compared to a wounded ego. Being beheaded by your own citizens is nothing compared to getting the feelings hurt. Trump would probably say he suffered worse than Jesus being crucified.

Well, when avoiding STDs is your personal Viet-Nam, I suppose someone telling you no is the worst thing ever.

your fucking username just goddamn tripled the value of this comment on the black market

I mean, he was unfairly treated, but it's not like he had his primary stolen from him, or like he was executed for dissidence or anything.

I can't imagine what TR would think of DT.

"I can't get anything done because the media is mean and no one likes me despite totally having the greatest electoral victory in the history of the multiverse!"

"Motherfucker someone shot me and I still gave a 90 minute speech."

/r/gatekeeping, holy shit. Loads of people who were raised under oppressive regimes have Reddit accounts.

Is gatekeeping just a subreddit that people link now whenever they get salty about the fact that someone, somewhere has slightly implied that "not literally everyone can be a part of X group"?

I've only ever seen it linked when people say things like "you have to be a girl to get into the girl scouts" or "you're only a communist if you believe in seizing the means of production" and some salty person who thinks that they're part of X group but they obviously don't do the thing you need to do to be a part of it gets assblasted and links it.

Do these shit sucking morons have any idea what actual oppression is?

Their moms probably once took away their phone so yeah, they do sweaty.

Dude, that's when it gets funny.

Soooo, you stopped reading at the end of it

that's definitely more REEEEE than usual.

anyway, hard to say what's really going on, but my guess is they're not keen on still being on reddit when shit hits the fan during Comey's testimony and/or Mueller's investigation.

Bingo. Better to bow out now with some "dignity" (I use this term VERY loosely here) vs. eat crow as this whole Russia mess continues to unfold.

Isn't Rosenstein having a closed hearing?

"We are the most persecuted people on the internet!"

They're such disgusting anti-Semites. I can't wait for them to leave reddit. They should never have been allowed to stay this long, just like coontown.

Branded like Jews? I mean...is someone trying to shove them in gas ovens?

I wish

One time I had a post downvoted below -10, so I can definitely speak to the injustices of apartheid South Africa

L O L
O L O

This person meant this. That's how out of touch with reality these people are.

Nice username

This mod cannot be threatened. I conceal carry and I'd love to show any one of you my skills.

People are going to take this bait. Lots of them.

Seems like /u/ohsnapyougotserved is the Jason Blaha of reddit.

She's a grill afaik

Grils don't internet as on the internet.

This, but unironically.

This, but aspirationally.

I really like this variant. And u know an upcoming might suffice, but it didn't feel like enough.

This, but apocryphally

This, but essentially.

This, but asparagusly.

wwebsite as on the internet*

In all honesty, "fite me IRL" is the tastiest bait to fall for. It creates some funny moments.

1v1 me snipers rust

Lol

Meet me in Temecula is a running gag now among us Laker fans

His Western toy vs. my katana. Place your bets. 😎

What is the origin of your blade?

How many thousands of folds?!

either way, it is the child of Millennia.

Millions of thousands

But did you study it while he was out partying?

Something something there can be only one......

I like how you think.

Folded a thousand times from glorious nippon steel.

My blade, which I call Fate, was made in Nippon hundred of years ago. Meteoric steel folded 8000 times and then soaked in the blood of oni for one hundred years.

Hello fellow street sword aficionado!

How many fedoras are involved in this showdown?

Does your katana trap the souls of its victims?

No, it frees them.

While you were busy shit posting I was studying the blade.

Studying the blade finally pays off.

The dude mods r/larpers, if that's not badass then what is?

Ahhh so by "conceal carry" he means a styrofoam sword.

No, we don't claim him. He's to autistic for us.

I doubt the autistic community wants to claim him either. They're too civilized for him.

I think that dudes a female dude? As a female I just want to say, if that's the case, we renounce this mod as a member of the sisterhood.

As a man, we don't want it either. Let's give it to the weasels. They can't say no.

!maybe he'd fit in a the Don...

Never mind

Believe me, most Trump supporters wouldn't touch this guy with a 39 1/2 foot poll either.

As a regular at r/aspergers and r/autism, I can assure you that most folks there have too much intelligence and decency for T_D. We're weird, but we're not that weird.

Wh-where does he conceal it?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Apparently, all he needs are some baggy pants.

No its a real sword concealed in a styrofoam one

He's talking 'bout 48" of cold pressed American steel!

You mean 'Croms singing styrofoam sword of doom' (+3). Ftfy

My husband would love this comment. He has the OG Conan soundtrack on his phone.

There are some righteous tunes on that album for sure

"lightning bolt!"

Oh thank god that subreddit doesn't actually exist, nor are they a mod. As an actual LARPer, we dont need another thing to make us all look like the rejects from /b/....lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt memes were enough for us, kthx. I bet he airsofts, though...like one of those ww2-german-almost-nazi-roleplay I-could-have-been-marine-and-I-play-airsoft-so-same-thing fat guys.

What is that lightning bolt meme?

Oh so that's what larping is.

'L'ive 'A'ction 'R'ole 'P'lay....'larp'.

She* and I feel like Larpers aren't hated. Yeah you guys aren't always the coolest kids (sometimes you are), but you're having fun and that's what matters right?

I've only hated LARPers for about one hour once upon a time.

Campus is right next to the zoo. In the park behind the zoo is a bunch of two-hour parking that always has a few open spots. I needed to get to class to take a test with a 90-minute testing period, so this would be perfect for my uses. No rush.

Suffice it to say that I was a bit peeved when I got to the area I was hoping to park in and every single god damn parking space was taken. I guess there was some local LARPing convention going on because the park was inundated with dozens and dozens of dudes bashing each other with foam swords.

I found parking elsewhere, but for awhile I had myself convinced I was going to run out of time and fail because the LARPers invaded my local park at an inopportune time.

That's whehn you strap on your styrofoam, charge into the breach and take back your lands... you have my frost axe of infinite lightning!

Haha, for some reason, (inopportune time for you aside,) it's a bit cheerful to hear that events like this happen and the people can let go of "adulting" for a little while. Hope you aced that test! :)

fun

WHAT, SO THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US?!?

Whoa man, you gonna get dramatic? Here... on r/drama?

You really think this is the place for those caps?

LOOK, MAN, I WAS TOLD r/drama WAS FOR PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T HAVE FUN AND HAD TO FILL THE VOID IN THEIR SOUL WITH OTHER'S SUFFERING. WHO DOES u/Calygulove THINK THEY ARE TO BE ENJOYING THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS.

ALSO CAPS LOCK BROKE PLEASE CALL COMPUTERMAN

Airsofter here, we don't want him either. I'm sad to say I know a couple of those guys though.

I'm so sorry, it looks like so much fun, but then wehraboos ruined it.

Do it anyway. Shoot the wehraboos.

What? Yes it does.

"a community for 14 days"

"MODERATORS: OhSnapYouGotServed"

It just doesn't have any posts yet.

i'm personally a lot more concerned about them modding /r/Donrotica ... i dont even ... why

Not modding r/larpers?

Did you take the bait as he just said people would take the bait?

Forget the bait, I want to find out he shot his monitor because someone tried hacking his account.

"I'm so alpha I moderate a subreddit!"

We're not locked in here with you.

YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH US.

LMAO. Holy fucking shit, these kids think that unironically making Rorschach quotes is somehow intimidating.

Well... I can say if I was IRL fighting that guy in the pic and he pulled this move... I'd be a teensy bit surprised.

Do we know if he was legit pulling this pose? Or did his legs collapse under his sheer awesomeness? :O

Man if I was fighting that guy IRL no doubt he'd kill me but I'd die laughing.

That threat also hinges on them being locked "in here" with us. When the fact is any of us can just leave if we want.

Don't lie, you're really addicted.

Is this an intervention?

we are not locked in here with you YOU'RE

slap

SO MUCH FOR THE LIBERAL LE

slap

REEEE

Rather fitting honestly. Rorschach rarely showers and is a bit of a nut himself

They're as intimidating as Baby Watchmen in V for Vacation

Maybe they are just trolling? Did that ever occur to you?

If you CCW and start a fight you get charged with first degree murder and can't use self defence as a defence strategy.

Hes so badass he's hiding behind a handle. Maybe he should announce himself if he's so hard.

I already sent the guy a message asking him to dox me. Just waiting on it. Mostly did it to try and prove a point but, eh, it could probably be interpreted as (subtle) r/iamverybadass material.

Because this site is full of shitlib morons.

Wasn't there like just a thing yesterday about VOAT dying due to lack of funding?

Well, they claim to "Keep reddit alive" somehow so I guess they plan on keeping VOAT alive now. Godspeed I guess?

I mean, if the voat guy didn't get investors before they're not likely to do it after that. I mean, can you imagine the pitch?

We are like a reddit-clone but for hate groups and creeps. Nazis? We got several varities? FPHers? Lots of them.

Especially if an investor looked at the voat homepage right now. Its the internet equivalent of a campground after a Juggalo convention.

Hilarious comment. I had to go see for myself. Front page:

"Now that we have some redditors here, let me show you how to test for free speech : HELLO NIGGERS!!!!!"

I can see the advertiser bucks flying in now!

That's a good test for free speech if you're eight or younger.

Well, I dropped into the comments to see the well intentioned, rational discussion about how race baiting effects us in a modern social network.

Turns out it was just a shitload of racist comments about blacks. Who could've imagined?

It'd been a while since I looked there. The front page diminished my faith in humanity even more than it did the last time I was there.

Same here. I almost feel bad for the guy running the site. When voat started it was on track to be the failover for reddit.

Users treat him like that bullied special needs kid whose just happy to have friends.

It's nothing but a haven for hate-mongers now. Shunned from the rest of the internet, they circle jerk their victim status. Yawn

I know nothing about voat, but it seems like it's almost a copy-paste of reddit. The graphics and design of the site look so similar, so I wonder what they expected to get other than those kinds of people upset with reddit.

It made sense back when voat was starting out. At that time, everyone jumping ship from digg to reddit wasn't that distant of a memory.

Not sure if I should laugh or cry. That's too much for me

literally two of the top posts use anti-jewish slurs. well done Voat.

Holy hell. I had to go look myself and all those posts were awful. I can't imagine anyone going on that site and wanting to sign up unless they're the ones who would go post comments like that. Also racial slurs on a privately owned website is not really exercise your free speech.

Hell, just search for voat on google. You get the main link, then four sub-links to the most popular pages: v/all, v/youngladies, v/pizzagate, v/fatpeoplehate

So the most popular three sub-voats are: paedophiles, conspiracy theorists, and bigots.

Same was true for Reddit too, until someone with an actual brain at Reddit realised having "/r/jailbait" as the first hit when googling "reddit" doesn't look that good.

Those were never the largest subreddits.

No, but it was the first hit that came up on Google when you searched for "Reddit".

don't forget v/transvestigation

FPH should be the biggest enemy of T_D considering what a hamplanet Donald Trump is.

What? Hamplanet is for people like Boogie. I don't like Trump but I wouldn't consider him obese. Maybe overweight

Trump is obeast dude

Have you ever seen an obese person?

The Republican nominee is 6" 2", giving him a body mass index (BMI) of 30. A normal BMI for someone of his height, says the CDC's BMI calculation, is between 18.5 and 24.9. Above 30 is in the obese range.

Have you ever seen Donald Trump?

"It's all about calories in vs calories out! There is no other measurement or factor" - FPHers.

> Trump eats nothing but fast food and proudly does not exercise.

Calories go in, calories don't go out, you can't explain that!

self-loathing is in these days

Holy shit this is hilarious even those degenerates hate the_donald this front page is hilarious

To be fair, FPHers really don't deserve to be classed with the others. It's just not even close to the same thing, even if we did kick them out.

A giant satire of our democracy in action!

There was a big post like a month ago, about how important they were to advertising and how no one could put an add up on Reddit without having it display to the Donald. The system just wouldn't let you!

So this didn't sound right, so I created an add account and I made an add that excluded the Donald. The system let me. SHOCKING!

These guys are so delusional, it's unbelievable. There is no contrary opinion allowed. Once someone says it, that's it. No pointing out they're wrong. They literally are just living in a different reality.

they literally are just living in a different reality

To be fair I think you could say that about most of the people in reddit political shitposting subs. The vast majority of normal people just couldn't give two shits about any of this stuff.

Maybe the loudest posters. But most of Reddit is pretty normal

Have you been to /r/politics?

Yeah. I'd say 99% of the people there are pretty normal people that are just trying to get their news while taking a dump during work. The loudest people in politics? Sure they should shut the fuck up.

99% of the people there are pretty normal people that are just trying to get their news while taking a dump during work

Shit, they're onto me.

liberal news FTFY

factual news FTFY

😂😂😂😂😂

HOW MUCH IS HITLERY PAYING YOU?!?!??!!!

You mean Killary? Lots and lots of updoots

Quick, release the echo chamber upvote bots!

That place is a microcosm of Trumps delusional mind

Apparently he claims the donald keeps Reddit from being completely left wing which clearly would turn off many people. If this site had no conservatives I wouldn't visit at all so I can't deny his argument but it seems like a stretch

I have never heard of voat until this thread and I've been a pretty regular user for 4 years.

Well, Reddit didn't exist before last years election did it? /s

Isn't Voat Swedish, or something? They most certainly won't be welcome there.

Theres so many of these peedes though they should be able to support their dying website.

You say that like most of them aren't still in high school.

Can't even keep the Dorito first on their fingers without mommy and daddy, how are they gonna support a site for supposedly six million ™ users

Jesus they really think they've got 6 million users? Without a doubt almost all of them are bots.

Oooh and I just got banned! Yay

I just imagine an obese mod over there munching on cheetos just typing in user names vigorously to ban them.

There is literally no other option

Somehow it's extremely ironic that a good number of their more extreme user base probably does the 6 gorillion meme and yet believes this shit.

I honestly think the 6 million users thing is just a Holohoax meme that /Pol/ managed to get the_donald to take seriously.

he meant six gorillion

well the admin claims that the azure costs are over $6,600/month. that'll be their main expense i imagine since no one is paid. if they is any indication of their size, i don't know but the admin also said he's cutting 50% of the servers. one would assume that wouldn't have a lot of effect on site performance but i don't know. sounds more like the dude woke up and realized he screwed his live up and wanted to get out from under that thing.

Can't even keep the Dorito dust on their fingers without mommy and daddy

They'll have you know they learned how to use chopsticks from anime instead of cucked parents.

Is there an intersection between td people and weebs?

Have you seen their twitter accounts? You'll see less anime in an otaku shop.

Kinda surprises me

that pro-drug one is definitely left

ron paul's closer to the left than he is to the Donald.

Sessions just brought back mandatory minimums ya dingus

GamerGate

Ron Paul's closer to the left than he is to the Donald.

Wow you actually think that

He said that each of them had pledged to adhere to a policy of balancing budgets, bringing the troops home, defending privacy and personal liberties, and investigating the Federal Reserve. Paul also said that under no circumstances would he be endorsing either of the two main parties' candidates (McCain – Republican Party, or Obama – Democratic Party) because there were no real differences between them, and because neither of them, if elected, would seek to make the fundamental changes in governance that were necessary. He urged instead that, rather than contribute to the “charade” that the two-party election system had become, the voters support the third-party candidates as a protest vote, to force change in the election process.

Really activates the almonds

i mean Sessions just brought back mandatory minimums ya dingus

Muh States Rights.

Wow you actually think that

Ron's a textbook libertarian. Don's a textbook authoritarian. The only thing they have in common is dog whistles and mental illness.

Muh States Rights.

lol you have no idea what the DoJ does do ua

closer to the left

texbook libertarian

Man you have no idea what you are talking about this is just sad. Please go find a libertarian to talk to IRL.

everyone's been a libertarian at some point in their life lol

also i'd say "muh single-axis political spectrum" but that'd be low-effort memery, like everyday libertarian discourse

any of them can tell you they tend to side with democrats on social issues

Please tell me more about how the party that doesn't want the Government to exist sides with the Democrats on having the Government enforce Rules on people.

Please go find a libertarian to talk to IRL

You know a single Libertarian who voted Democrat this election?

ok let's do a quick tally:

Social issues where the GOP is more authoritarian:

  • marriage

  • abortion

  • drugs, marijuana in particular, and alcohol

  • immigration and travel

  • blasphemy and obscenity laws

  • sponsorship of the arts

  • minimum sentencing

  • public protest

  • the entire fucking justice system

Social issues where the democratic party is more authoritarian:

  • smoking in restaurants

What you're going to respond with even though the dems have never attempted restrictions on speech in the past 80 years:

  • ❄️🍑

You know a single Libertarian who voted Democrat this election?

So that's a no then?

You actually don't know a single Libertarian who's more democrat then Trump supporting?

Nice list where you left off Guns rofl you sure know a lot about Libertarian voters.

Man you wild

You know a single Libertarian who voted Democrat this election?

The second-most balls-to-the-wall Libertarian I know voted Democrat for president last election; he was apprehensive at first but by October he was complaining about having to vote Hillary. Hell, my dad was gonna vote Johnson but defected to Clinton after the second Aleppo moment

You actually don't know a single Libertarian who's more democrat then Trump supporting?

I only know way more libertarians who are anti-Trump than pro-Trump- they were almost all anti-Hillary, but most of them were anti-Trump to a greater extent. One of the pro-Trump libertarians I know thinks nukes should be openly for sale, and the other one thinks that the Milo Yiannopolis' guaranteed right to speak anywhere, anyplace is the foremost first-amendment issue of our era.

Nice list where you left off Guns

I listed guns four comments up as separate you illiterate fuck

I know way more libertarians who are anti-Trump than pro-Trump

Wewwwwww haha no wonder you have no idea about Libertarians lol.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson-5949.html

posts link with no breakdown by party or ideological affiliation

If you're wondering why they vote Republican, it's usually because they're marginally less stupid than hippies and conservative christians and understand that their vote has way more of an impact on economic issues than social ones. Some of them are just single-issue NRA voters though

If libertarians were actually closer to democrats like you are claiming Hillary would have won rofl.

it's usually because they're marginally less stupid

libertarians

Your actually a nutter whole shit rofl

If you're wondering why they vote Republican so often

It's because Small Government is closest to No Government you absolute Silly You must live in New York or Commiefornia to have this crazy view of Libertarians

Small Government

L O L

you probably actually believe that shit means something too

and i've only lived in missouri and alabama you likely marylandite

If libertarians were actually closer to democrats like you are claiming Hillary would have won rofl.

i mean more of them did vote for her. it's not like who gets more votes has anything to do with who wins the election

don't worry, plenty of high schoolers have access to too much of daddy's money

Actually, it might be the other way around. I think they all might be between 55-80yrs old.

Well, except if they move over they'll quickly realize how resistance to platform change people are and how big a portion of their "base" is inorganic (foreign agents, bots).

That would be fun to see them shrink. I think 10:1 would be generous.

What really kills the community ultimately though is attrition. Every community has members who leave over time for whatever reason, and if you aren't replacing those members your going to be in perpetual decline. VOAT doesn't have the userbase to replenish the people they lose in the migration nor the people they lose organically over time, so it's a death sentence. Then they'll eventually figure it out, try to move back to Reddit and never again reach the same audience as they once did, because now they lack the muscle to push posts on to /r/all.

So yeah, please T_D, do move to VOAT.

Every community has members who leave over time for whatever reason, and if you aren't replacing those members your going to be in perpetual decline.

And those that do stay will always be the die-hards, so the community veers ever more extreme as the attrition progresses, which continually drives the less extreme members away, accelerating the attrition, which again accelerates the extremism, ad nauseam until poof, it's just one lonely angry dude and his limited edition Pepe katana.

limited edition Pepe katana.

Well how rare is the Pepe on the katana?

the rarest

I say, Bey Felecia!

inorganic

foreign agents

Oh shit Russian androids!

Nah, I checked out Voat's front page and even Voat doesn't want them.

Maybe the top mods wants to buy voat and move /r/The_Donald over there.

They could rename it bloat, in honor of their god emperor.

Meanwhile slimgur just disappeared #soMuchWinning

Meanwhile slimgur just disappeared #soMuchWinning

Meanwhile slimgur just disappeared #soMuchWinning

Just playing devils advocate here, (I am banned from t_d) but if we remove them and only allow /r/politics and /r/worldnews on the front page it won't be good. Those subs are drowning in toxicity and "muh russia" it will push a lot of people away from the left. Just saying.

Failing Voat.

Well maybe they can make voat great again

again

lol

I was a member of Voat 2 years back and while it was small it was pretty chill.

Then the whole Pao thing happened and fph moved to Voat. Ruined overnight. Then all the racist subs followed.

It's an alt-right wasteland now. So it was never 'great', but there was a time when it wasn't awful.

Sad!

(((lack of funding)))

the goyim know

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SHILL

Yeah, they're really gonna leave.

/s

Just went to check it out again. Invite only registration and the top result when I googled it was /v/youngladies and /v/pizzagate. Surprised Samsung wasn't a major advertiser /s

Okay so, question. How is Voat the home site for people who "hate pedophelia" and also the site for "youngladies"?

Don't ask me, stumbled around there a bit today and if it's been banned on Reddit, it's alive and well on voat plus a few more that even the userbase there thinks is over the top that I've never seen here.

I'm fully aware, but you'd imagine on such a small site, all the people "hunting the pedophile elite" would have issue with people beating dick to what is essentially CP.

That's just the tip of the CP iceberg over there too. It gets darker, way darker

Link or it doesn't.

Hint: it doesn't

fully clothed teenagers

cp

Pick one.

It's a judgement call but this doesn't look fully clothed to me

I've recieved pics like this usually in a convo about some good dick down action that's about to take place.

As another commenter noted, there's more CP style CP if it suits your fancy, but you have to question why someone would put in the effort to put fairly sexual pics of underage women in bikinis, bras and panties, et cetera on a website.

Because it's not illegal. Just like it's not illegal to watch teenagers sunbathing on a beach, it's not illegal to post their photos online.

And you should definitely take a better look what's the definition of CP. Voat has zero tolerance policy towards CP, just like any other clearnet site.

That's just semantics. It's obvious that it is fap material for them

Everything that's not illegal is... guess what?

Legal.

Shit. If it helped those fuckers actually follow through and fuck off to voat, I'd donate.

There servers seem overloaded right now too. Decided to check it out again because of this shit show and it is rarely loading.

Lol

I'm pretty sure the guy that made voat it's just not accepting money from nazis because, who in his fucking right mind would want to be known as the creator of yet another nazi shitpit?

Something tells they'll come into some Russian funding

lol /u/ohsnapyougotserved is taking his deflated ball and going back home to the trailer park that's closing soon anyway. Poor lil guy :(

/u/OhSnapYouGotServed delete your account or live on reddit like the cuck you are.

You should really use a VPN you stupid piece of shit. Hahahahaha. Good luck.

... I should use a VPN to post on reddit? Wut?

Hahaha that was too fucking easy man. Did it while eating chicken nuggets. Go back to modding your tranny porn page you little dick bitch.

Are you implying that there's something wrong with modding /r/dickgirls?

Dude you're a faggot. And now you know you should use a VPN. Want proof? You're a spic. Good luck ;)

You should probably step away from the keyboard if you're going to be so upset over relatively calm replies.

Can't you see? His way of life is being attacked you stupid libtard. He just wants to discriminate against people while also being protected against discrimination against him. We should honor his request because hes the reason Trump won.

same

Post more pug in poncho pics

how were you able to post that gif?

lol that's what you think cuck lol i'm calm lol btfo lol i just haxxored your mom's ass last night bro lol cuck

lol pwn3d

posted by /u/tac2987342 ...

lol that's what you think cuck lol i'm calm lol btfo lol i just haxxored your mom's ass last night bro lol cuck

looks like /u/TriggerWarning12 forgot to change accounts..

dumbass

wat. i was making fun of triggerwarning by answering zachums like a doland retard.

his flair is a handicapped sign because he is mentally handicapped

Are you implying that there's something wrong with being gay?

Only if it's XOR. Otherwise you are degenerate.

Want proof? You're a spic

That's probably some of the most compelling proof for anything I've ever read

... think we should tell him?

i mean it's right in your flair, granted reading does seem like a tall order for those types

nope, phedre is officially a gay spic now

Well shit. And I just picked up a load of sunscreen from Costco too.

slather it on your white rent-a-boys you queerspanic

I mean, if you're into that sure.

envía bússy

are you implying i'm one of your white rent-a-boys?

Are you implying you're not?

my hourly rate's a bit steep for you, sweetie ;)

I keep telling you that $2/hour isn't what the high class rent boys charge, rie.

hey, you don't have to tell me twice. but union rules say i can't charge more than four times what /u/Oxus007 does, so my hands are tied

so my hands are tied

You can upcharge for additional services like that

Let's not pretend I'm not a 6 figure who're.

we were referring to income, not weight. sorry honey

negging me isn't going to make me fuck you.

who needs to neg you when i got this fat roll of quarters

its canon

(People online are being mean to me)[/pepe]

oooh dox me next brosef

Yeah, um, ur misinformed about what /r/dickgirls really is. (it's a mod chat subreddit).

Ew this is why you have no friends. Fucking loser.

Ew this is why you have no friends. Fucking loser.

Oh, oh, me next sir, me next!

it's not gay if the penis is feminine

There's nothing wrong with stickying a Big Money Salvia video you cuck

eating nuggers not eating tendies

wtf is actually wrong with you

Show bussy.

Did it while eating chicken nuggets.

why do all your comments read like satire? Are they satire?

Did it while eating chicken nuggets tendies

FTFY

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little script kiddie? I’ll have you know I was voted top of my IRC channel in the art of street hacking, and I’ve been involved in numerous DDOS attacks on the NSA, and I have over 300 confirmed tango downs. I am trained in SQL injection and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another IP address. I will wipe you the fuck out when i fire my lazer, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shitty jargon that doesn't even make sense? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am tracing your IP address and my friend at the telco will give me your real address, so you better prepare for the crash, kiddo. The crash that wipes out every file you love. You’re HDD is dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can access your system in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my raspberry pi. Not only am I extensively trained in black hat technique, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Kali Linux and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable data off the face of your platters, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will do nothing about it. You’re fucking BSOD'd, kiddo.

How many of your family members were dead before 60 from liver failure? Life is rough out there in the trailer park

oh shit do me do me!!

Oh snap are you gonna hunt down /u/phedre or what?

Good luck. I'm behind 7 proxies.

You need at least two more to cover up the gay and the spic in you

The_Donald doesn't send their best. They send racists and homophobes. SAD!

That's probably their best to be fair, the bar is no set very high over there.

You seem pleasant.

Not on a VPN, come at me bro. 😂😂😂

you should really use a VPN so I don't dox you

said by nobody ever who actually understands how computers or the internet works

dox me too daddy

Triggered to high heaven haha

OOOO, OOOO, DO ME NEXT.

Ohsnap's not a guy

I couldn't give a fuck less what xe is. They're appropriately idiotic, and that's all that matters.

Good luck on your bid to get some chick to take your virginity, btw.

Voat announces imminent closure

T_D announces move to Voat

nothing of value was lost

Hey look, that small shit-covered ship is sinking over there. Let's all get on!

"Wait.... this is our shit?"

This way then Voat goes the way of the dodo they can blame Zionists/CIA/MSM/Jews/goats/Soros/Clinton/semi-literate chickens with a partial grasp of the English language/the deep state/Share Blue/the FBI/their parents/Pedophiles/Democrats/Europeans/ Liberals/people who voted stay in Brexit/and super scary brown people for oppressing them and trying to censor free speech. They won't fail because they chose a retarded platform to move to, nonono, it will be because of some scary shadow group that is focused on persecuting autistic people on Reddit.

i can see it already. "voat was bought out and (((went bankrupt))) just as we decided to join it, this is proof that we were close to finding the truth about SETH RICH NEVER FORGET HIS NAME"

That's exactly what they'll do but they'll probably cling to pizzagate instead.

Funnily when that was at its peak, there were many people even on t_d who thought it was bullshit.

So t_d became even less rational than how it was a few months ago.

Worked before, hence the subreddit. Though to their credit that ship did cross a finish line while taking on water.

shit-covered ship

Jesus Christ, I love this image

Maybe Russia has pulled their funding and they need cover for the imminent activity drop.

Seriously this is pretty great. I hope Raddit takes off and the cycle repeats, then this website might be okay for once.

Reminds me of the coal industry.

1: Mod phedre pls. You need a normie

I'm not sure if it's more disturbing that they want you modded or that they think you're a normie.

Do what the people want, oxus.

implying I ever have

So you're saying he should post bussy

Always post bussy.

Oh shit you really should be a mod

ikr?

implying he didn't write that report himself

not knowing you can't report your own posts on reddit

>not using meme chevrons

REEEEeeeEEEeEE

implying you dont use multiple alts

not knowing that you can have an alt

> not knowing why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Demod yourself and mod /u/phedre instead.

Naw

This tbh.

hmmm

🤔

/u/phedre just tell people you're a mod like I do on here

I feel violated.

Look, as top mod of /r/Drama I want you to know that I consider you one of my best moderators here.

Wtf I thought I called top mod

Now I know you're faking.

Posting reports for people to laugh at is appropriating /u/riemann1413 culture and considered extremely offensive

http://i.imgur.com/jotODLG.jpg

Good

Wow

First of all, rude...

Second of all how dare u

appropriate me harder daddy

Every time you post, I end up staring at your flair more than I do reading these damn comments.

actually its appropriating /u/UncleSamuel culture. imagine being this new.

Put a quote from me in snapshill or kys fam

Yeah, but riemann is a racist now.

Normies killing my sub reeee

His name was Seth Rich

:hillary teleports behind seth: nothing personal kid

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!

His name was Seth Rich.

Seth Rich? More like Seth BITCH. got'em

XD

If your confused as to why your being downvoted, it's because your post has nothing to do with this r/Drama post.

It's not a Shariablue conspiracy to "silence" you from saying Seth Rich here.

SRS pls go

Quick trump is falling, make up some crap to try and distract!

How's Pizzagate going?

And his family want to be left alone, you're disrespecting the memory of the man by dragging his name up in the name of politics.

as if they care, they're the same people that think sandy hook was a hoax. so, they harass the parents of dead kids until they have to move several times to get away.

lmao with this weakass shit

at least shitpost well when in the presence of your betters

  • Is DNC staffer
  • Is dead

CONSPIRACY MODE UNLOCKED

Great White Buffalo

You know what I love? The source code for Reddit is on github but none of these brogrammers want to set up their own server to run their one safe space

"We are the opposition- without us, there is no freedom of expression, that's why we stay"

This is literally their reasoning.

Without us banning anyone who says trump is the best thing ever there's no free speach

And if you bring that up, they just say "READ THE RULES, THIS IS A PLACE FOR TRUMP SUPPORTERS ONLY".

k

liberals and their safe spaces smh

Self awareness is for liberals idiot

I'm so gonna ban every last one of those cunts from my PA subs

"Brigade" means nothing now.

I got banned from /r/Hillaryforprison for litterally saying "so?"

They were trying to say Sanders withdrew 2 days after Seths death...like he was scared for his life

These people are nut jobs...and for a group if people that make fun if sjws i think it's ironic that they are the only people ive ever encountered that actually crave/need a safe space

People make fun of others to forget how weak and spineless they themselves are.

Am I in /r/Drama?

Im an outsider. Yes you are.

Normalfag get out

Ah so you haven't been to a liberal college lately have you? We have literal safe spaces where it is against the student code of conduct to offend others. And there's not just one or two they are literally multiple in every building. There's a whole library which is a safe space

I go to a fairly liberal college in New York, which doesn't have any of this.

Nor do any of my friends at liberal colleges, save for my friend at UC Berkeley... which is kinda its own mess, and not indicative of the whole.

You may have been to a liberal college, but have you been to liberal colleges?

I'm glad to hear this isn't the norm. At my liberal college it is like this. It was also one of the school that had a 100 people protesting milo yianuppolis or however you spell that shit bag's name

It really isn't the norm.

It's an effect of vocal minorities and social media giving a fairly lopsided coverage to it (you hear about the occasional college with 'safe spaces', but what about all the ones without safe spaces that you don't heart about?).

I travel around a bit for hackathons / infosec CTFs and have friends in infosec/compsci clubs in unis across the US. They overwhelmingly go to liberal colleges, and again, with the exception of a guy I know at Berkeley, none of them have safe spaces on campus.

We have them here where I am, the safe spaces I mean. Never causes waves really, the only time anything gets termed a "safe space" on campus are the student groups that do therapy type stuff. So rape victims, narcotics anonymous, stuff like that. Things that most well adjusted human beings can look at and say "huh. Well all right then"

I live in LA stupid

First of all no reason to get personal. Second there's a difference between living in LA and living on a college campus. Also which school are you referring to as liberal because when I visiting USC it seemed much less liberal than my school

Literally no school in LA takes that shit seriously

i went to college in the south

if you wanted you could turn your dorm room into a "safe space" by adding a sticker which literally meant it was a place where you wouldn't get beaten up for being gay

No offense but fuck the south

no it was fun there was plenty of drugs

Go to a SLAC that is close to 70% female and probably 30-40% AA, we have nothing like this

What's a SLAC what's AA ?

Cal Poly isn't exactly liberal but it's in California and most students are liberals. There are no safe spaces. There was a republican club which liked to put up a board to write ideas and have written discourse with people. It stopped because some people wrote some crazy racist and offensive crap on it. That is about the extent of it.

I just graduated and we had one. It was in a councilors office, fairly appropriate tbh. So long as you don't try to be a prick you don't even notice them. Besides, isn't the point of a library to provide a quite and relaxed place for students to study/research? Why would that conflict with your desires unless you deliberately had plans to disrupt students working?

Fo real though, spez edited their comments once relatively lightheartedly, sort of like what happened their beloved /pol/ by moot, and they're acting like the Gay Mafia is rounding up Kekistanis by the vanload.

I don't think they actually know what they want. They just like being outraged and pointing that outrage towards "liberals".

Literally got banned for commenting "Lmao"

Lmao

"We are the bad that gives good its meaning" - not a good look.

Without us, they'd get bored and kill themselves. Interacting with 'libshits' is the whole raison d'être of T_D.

Have you seen their Voat page? It's v/ThePedes because v/TheDonald is already taken by a more moderate faction of Trump supporters that don't want anything to do with the poisonous hate spewed by T_D.

The "important" parts are not there tbh.

What parts aren't?

Admin tools like antispam stuff. It's more than enough to run your own site though.

The ability to turn a profit off of 400 thousand six million wannabe /pol/acks.

You mean like the girl bits and the boy bits?

I know, right? Like, literally anyone could create a reddit clone whenever they want, the only real practical matter is having to provide the server and maintenance.

Well, Voat is kind of like that.

So wait - they're tired of being Reddit's whipping boy so they're moving to Voat, which is drowning, and therefore their safe space will be scattered to the winds....and this is supposed to make the rest of us unhappy? I'm not sure what they're threatening to do to us here other than to give us a reason to celebrate.

It's almost like their logic matches that of their Dear Leader.

This but 100 percent accurate

Isn't voat also a cesspool of sjw circlejerking?

They even fucking hate them over there

https://voat.co/v/whatever/1869500

Sounds like a result to me. Let's take them at their word, close down the sub and mod/circlejerkbots accounts altogether and hope they find the love they're so clearly missing and will never find elsewhere.

ODFO, in other words.

Love how they claim to "keep reddit alive" yet reddit has been going years before TheDonald wormed it's way onto the internet.

If you ever venture in there, this is a legitimate belief of the subreddit. They think their numbers are so great that the advertising money will disappear without their clicks.

So if they hate reddit so much and they believe that I wonder why they haven't left already.

FPH also believed this and when they got banned they were predicting the imminent demise of Reddit. 2 years later the site still exists.

Plus if you're not t_d, if and when Reddit does close up shop, it just mean finding something else to do while pooping and waiting in lines.

My only response:

https://youtu.be/xvODRZUWjaQ

Are you telling me you don't want to hit the highly converted demographic of conspiracy theorists who hate foreign made goods?

I remember my friend Andrew asking me if I wanted to go to a "reddit meetup". I had no clue what reddit was, but I decided to go anyway, we all meet at a place called barcade in Fishtown (in Philly). Barcade has vintage video games and beer, pretty cool idea IMO. And so I meet all these "redditors"and while they all look very different from one another, there is a common thread: These are all very smart and interesting people. We end up going to The Barbary, it's down the street, and the DJ upstairs is playing Al Green on vinyl. It was like being the girl in the blind melon video, who is dressed in bee costume and doesn't fit in anywhere, and then she finds all her bee people who just want to dance and have a good time. I start using reddit and it's great. But then, a few years later something depressing starts to happen, I start seeing racist shit, sexist shit, unscientific , and the posts get a lot dumber. Barcade starts to get crowded all the time, and the Barbary seems to be playing top 40 hits and dubstep. I see r/blackpeopletwitter and I can't help but think it's just a bunch of racists portraying old clichéd stereotypes (I could be wrong but just seems like what is really going on over at that sub) and so I miss the old reddit. And if r/the-Donald leaving means that I'm one step closer to seeing nite centipedes disappear, not seeing the word "cuck" or"libtard" again, then that means I'll be able to dance with the honeybees a lot easier, and I can watch the puddles gather rain.

Did you ask the DJ if he liked jazz?

I am unable to recall, but being a fan of jazz A Love Supreme, A Love Supreme that request {coming from me} is probable...

What a bunch of fucking weirdos.

Funny, because voat along with /pol/ considers t_d cucks for pandering to Sikhs and that shit with Malik Ovama.

It's fun to watch life losers eat each other

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Imagine not liking T_D because they're not racist enough lol.

They're such virgins, ewww oh em gee.

They don't hate them because they're not racist enough. They hate them because they're more well adjusted ("normies") getting the attention for their work. They were saying the exact same shit about "based black men" and "the most diverse white supremacist group in the world" when they were trying to win the election, now they have and its no longer an edgy opinion, they're discarding it.

can't it be both? clearly one of the main issues the artist has with nu/pol/tards is their eagerness to point out who the "good ones" are

Yeah, there are a lot of racists there. But I have no idea how frequent actual racists are because sometimes, things are quite and they're not so racist, just more frustrated at the avoidance of talking about criminality and terrorism among certain groups and SJWs.

honestly sjws would probably be all about talking about terrorism if they hadn't been conditioned to see the topic as an excuse for nativist/islamophobic talking points

that's a thing about political arguments, you see patterns develop across em and it's really easy for that to foster totally visceral, reactionary responses to topics that you would have discussed reasonably before

Hence why I'm I'm neither. There may well be arguments for both sides, as far as I can see given the data its not really about total population so much as proportion. Self-segregation is a well documented phenomena for all groups that consider themselves an ethnicity, and studies show they're willing to tolerate about 30% of another ethnicity before "white flight" (its not really white, it seems to happen with most groups) happens. As much as its disgusting or racist, the facts cannot be ignored, because it will just lead to more strife. Of course, this is a single issue, and scientists discarded the idea of race long ago.

I opened this link in reddit is fun and imgur tried to get me to apply for a job. Get fucked imgur.

Just think, there's people to whom that makes total sense, and probably think of it as nuanced commentary with sharp, biting humor.

Wait, why is awoo on there?

Civic nationalism is only reasonable nationalism

no t_D user would ever be this coherent

Not autistic enough to join them, something new every day

I actually think Gavin McInnes is funny, fuck me right...

So do a lot of people there, its just that on /pol/ its not cool to like him, so a lot of people pretend they don't.

I thought the left were the only ones that ideologically pure?

H O R S E S H O E

I called it

I said this retarded half-bred alt-right/hard-right merging would eat itself eventually

We are the most vibrant/influential sub in Reddit and we can sink this company if you keep taking our right for communicating freely.

/u/TruthSeeker1776 forgetting he's not on /r/mlp

This is like AIDS holding a press conference and saying it's the most vibrant and influential.

We change lives and continue to spread and infect influence new people all over the world

Cancer cells are certainly good at growing. "If you remove the cancer cells you'll lose the fastest growing cells in your body!"

well, technically it's how cancer goes
DUDE, IM JUST BUILDING ORGANISM HERE, DON'T FAGOCITE ME, BRUH

FAGOCITE

Is that a disparaging term for a gay phagocyte?

They murdered the founder and ousted Ellen Pao.

the vibration come from autistic manchildren yelling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

See, this is the Phedre we've come to know and love.

Damn right.

;)

U gonna fuck or what?

Oh my god this is exactly like a 12 year old threatening to run away. Do it faggots, leave and watch as no one gives a shit.

Actually, some people are pretty happy.

But not on voat.

Yeah, not even Voaters deserve the_donald users stinking up their joint.

Yes they do.

I concur, voat is like reddit's asshole

No, that's 9gag

9gag is more like a bag of vomit

Reddit is like the grass that cows eat. 9GAG is like the regurgitated cud they digest later.

And 4chan is the fertilizer without which the grass would be sickly and dry.

At least that's how it used to be

Which is it?

Yes

Quite.

They're already telling the_inmates to fuck off

It's virtually Indistinguishable as it is.

you haven't been to voat

I went once to check it out and it was all bitching about Reddit.

Voat is:

80% bitching about Reddit and Freeze Peach

10% "DAE hate niggers and women"

10% Jailbait porn

Unlike Reddit Voat is actually a platform for free speech, and so even those of us who dislike Trump (almost as much as we dislike commies like you who hate freedom of speech) won't mind them being there.

Also we have infinitely better tools for hiding unwanted content.

Eat a hill of dicks.

Unlike Reddit Voat is actually a platform for free speech pedophiles, retards, and people who think any rules are offensive.

almost as much as we dislike commies like you who hate freedom of speech

You do realize I post a fair amount in /r/EnoughCommieSpam and bully Anarchists regularly right? Check my history if you don't believe me.

Lol, I can't believe you made a new account to respond to me, I feel honoured to be in the presence of such autism.

Lmao. My bet is he made a new account because he's too much of a wimp to actually say that on his main.

Voat is all alt right propaganda.

Ahahaha don't trip and cut yourself on all that edge

I mean, but that's how voat literally advertises themselves

a community platform where you can have your say. No censorship.

Oh my god this is exactly like a 12 year old threatening to run away. Do it faggots, leave and watch as no one gives a shit.

Wow, this is the hard left. Kind of ironic.

Drama is a crypto-hate sub, bub.

excuse you we're south park neutral

/r/Drama is whatever pisses you off most

hey, lets not get ignore the facts, we're going to be overjoyed when they leave, i might actually suggest that we make a little reddit party when they're gone

Oh how we will celebrate

Someone needs their blood pressure checked, you seem to care too much

I'm taking my ball and going home!

the most hysterical thing about your comment is that you call them faggots.

They named their voat sub "ThePedes" which translates to "The Faggots" in french...

(makes it to the driveway)

(voat car throws piss bottle at them)

(12 year old cries)

This mod cannot be threatened. I conceal carry and I'd love to show any one of you my skills. Lmao. /u/ohsnapyougotserved. So badass.

Jesus Christ that is the manliest piece of fucking man meat I've ever seen and want to suck his Charles Bronson-esque cock.

Pretty sure it's a "she"

Did you just assume it's caliber?

I wanna dip my head in that masculine girl-cave

Chicks with guns give me the big dicc

If r/drama has taught me anything, it can be a she and a she can still have a Charles Bronson-esque cock.

What are you, transphobic or something?

whips out airsoft psshhht... nothin personnel kid.

/u/ohsnapyougotserved post pics of your gun.

Preferably with the serial number exposed.

I donk think bb guns hve serial numbers

Like these people wouldn't file it off. "Serial numbers are just another way Obama's going to take our guns!"

it's taken him since 2008 to round up all the serial numbers so he can come take our guns, we're not gonna make it easy on him and hand them to him! /s

I prefer the character sheet of their LARP character. Wanna see those stats yo

Of all the pathetic things, this is the most pathetic

lol someone said we should mod you phedre.

Yes, reddit is going to unleash the beast. You had it contained on one sub-editor where you could hide from r/all. Now we will be everywhere and we will destroy every default subreddit from the inside out. Can't wait to finally watch this site die.

I'm sorry, I don't speak "REEEEEEE". Can someone translate?

Imagine moderating subreddits. Like how awful can your life be to justify that? You're pathetic, do yourself a service to your parents and hang yourself. Use rope, if you can afford it.

Imagine moderating subreddits. Like how awful can your life be to justify that? You're pathetic, do yourself a service to your parents and hang yourself. Use rope, if you can afford it.

Might want to evaluate who's living in a glass house there before throwing stones eh?

u/cggreene2 moderator of r/Euro2020 r/UEFA_Nations_League and r/TheFree

😂😂

Imagine being this triggered over a post on reddit. Like how awful can your life be to justify that? You're pathetic.

I'd continue, but I've got more class than you do.

I've got more class than you do.

Stop fucking lying

😂😂😂😂😂😂

If the many subscribers and daily users of T_D figure out that Reddit allows you to register an unlimited number of accounts while connected to VPN's, Proxies and Tor and all set out on a deliberate program of spamming, shit posting, trolling and general belligerent mayhem, it could really fuck with the site.

Until their bed time, anyway.

Yeah, but you'd have to have a huge number of people with no jobs, school to attend, or hobbies who are so mindless they'll sit at a computer all day posting the same thing on an internet message board over and over. Where would you even start to look for a group like that?

You're talking about a group that's completely lost without copypasta and stickies. No way they can manage VPNs/tor/proxies in any appreciable numbers.

I NEED COCK IN MY ASS

We are leegon.

We are anagrams

REEEgon

where is this pasta from?

You're so masculine and scary, whatever will we do to defend ourselves from the cringe storm?

Continue to complain about /r/the_donald and Trump in every single subreddit on this degenerate website, and literally never stop talking about it? I mean that's what you've been doing, so I don't see any reason why you'd stop.

I voice my opinion in response to you idiots yes, if you look at how often I actually comment I think you'll find I actually don't talk about it that much.

Why don't you stick to eurotrash "issues" you gangly, yellow-toothed tea sipping fuck

And we're back to the cringe! It's interesting that /r/the_donald users are completely incapable of rational conversation and have to flail around for unimaginative insults.

i'm literally shaking

Maybe if Trump would stop pushing retarded non fact based policies and him and his staff saying dumb disprovable shit everyday people would critize him less...

Do me a favor and never put something in my inbox again, you worthless fucking puke.

Omg I'm dying! Cringing and laughing at the same time at you 5 year old fascists claiming to take over Reddit!

Like you dumb fucks are at most >5% of this site. Good luck with "taking over" with your particular brand of anti-reality, fascist, Russia-fucking whiny snowflake bullshit.

Got to your new safe space where you can jerk each other off before the VOAT ship sinks XD

Oh wow, you're both autistic.

Lol this is literally what FPH thought they would do. They threw a tantrum for a week and then shut up for the most park.

Tendies - not even once.

sub-editor

Are you trying to sound like Dr. Evil?

Fucking do it.

u/ohsnapyougotserved has lost his mind and thinks the sub belongs to him. Let him go to voat, no one cares.

it kind of does tbh, he's been there for a long time altho most of the original t_d people are all gone

idk it's all kinda REEEEE at this point

accurate depiction for the United States

Damn, that made me laugh. That's such a good description of 2017 USA

This title makes the whole thing that much funnier

RIP Voat

Still can't shut the fuck up about winning the election. It's like they hear anything trump says or does and repeat it like monkeys. Or, more like those seagulls in Madagascar:

Election! Election...win! Election win! Election win! Election! We won! Won the election win! Won it!

The seagulls were in Finding Nemo. Madagascar had penguins, chimps and a lemur or something.

Ooof, I even got dreamworks and pixar mixed up.

I just saw post saying if they're sub gets shut down they'll take over politics. I'd love to see these neckbeards getting out of their basements and using the word cuck and libtards in public.

I'm guessing most subs like /r/politics have those filtered anyway.

Probably, or at the very least they respond to reported comments quickly

Wow you sure are stupid.

Good one bro, I can tell you're a genius because you called me stupid

Well you can't read, so.

Well Wolf as you can see the RNC admins are setting my votes to 0 in the primaries. They're all cucks. I ACTUALLY HAVE 6 MILLION VOTES GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACES LIBDICKS

whole crowd just stares blankly, some cringing

Just a friendly ban message i got from u/ohsnapyougotserved

Then consider this a military dictatorship, you fucking retard.

Watch out, /u/ohsnapyougotserved has larp skills.

/u/ohsnapyougotserved when did you first realize you are literally retarded? Was it when you first tasted glue or when you started to mod a group composed entirely of the nations various special needs classes? No one cares about your gun and while you may fantasize about going all Jason Bourne, IRL you'll just end up shooting yourself in the thigh and crying on the ground.

Comparing this guy to retarded people is just insulting to retarded people.

Yeah, at least retarded people are born that way, but that guy is willfully retarded...

*girl

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will larp with you." -/u/ohsnapyougotserved

Hahahaha, I'm enjoying the salt way, way too much.

Should someone tell u/ohsnapyougotserved that no one outside of their containment sub gives a shit?

/u/ohsnayougotserved I'd like a ban too pls

I'd ask if they realise their shitty community drives down the price of ads on reddit but I'm reasonably sure self awareness isn't their forte.

T_d and their mods are hate mongering idiots spreading falsities. Just an absolute joke of a sub, looks like it's all 13 year olds there. Oh yeah and 4chan is verifiable proof lol

I actually have (had?) net positive karma on r/t_d. I made a post about "fucking flip-floppers" over the Syria bombing, and seemingly no one thought it was aimed at them or their god.

Yea, I started a few threads praising Seth Rich that got tons of upvotes before someone noticed my screen name.

Dat name tho.

I should do an AMA.

Do it before #KILLAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE takes all of the credit for your work!

Little known fact: it was self defense. Seth Rich tried to rob me! I was too scared to go to the police.

Maybe if you weren't dressed like a Deep State Secret you wouldn't have had it coming!

Good thing it wasn't a legitimate robbery and your body shut it down.

That is prolly the funniest thing I have read all day.

Yo what's good Hillary?

You have to call her Killary or she won't respond.

Nah man, /r/neoliberal crowdfunded that shit, don't you dare give the credit to her!

sup hillary. how's bill been treating you?

You think Hillary gets her own hands dirty? That woman's way too smart for that.

I don't know, your actions are just as bad as they are if you think about it. Very sad that you are making a joke on someone's death while trying to be the better person.

But that's the twist in all of this as both sides are just as bad and very much the same.

So how's the wholly inconsequential """moderate""" stance thing working out for you? I hear the Magic Balance Fairy gives mean head.

👏👏👏

I like how they all love Seth Rich now even though he was literally a DNC staffer.

He'd probably be working for Podesta now if he were still alive.

I think nothing gets their dicks harder than the idea of co-opting the death of a lifelong Dem to smear other Democrats. They absolutely love any kind of wacky smear conspiracy theory they can push.

They used Seth Rich's death to appeal to the conspiracy minded Bern or Busters. The same ones who think HRC beat up Bernie to make him endorse and shit.

Fantastic name btw

it's a game at this point

I made a post (To see if they are that stupid) of a very racist minion "meme" and I actually got upvoted with no ban.

I asked once if they believed in climate change and they said stuff like "no, the temperature isn't changing" and "I think scientists have liberal biases".

Right as voat announces they might shut down, lmao

So voat announces they're dying, and then the dunces try to move over there again. No connection there at all.

They have tried before?

Oh Christ why did they have to call the voat sub "ThePedes"?

God I wish Trump would just execute all those "le kekistan" autists already

Pretty sure some enterprising voater has /v/the_donald registered.

Barron snatched that shit up. He's so good with computers

Voat doesn't allow special characters or spaces in their "subverse" names, so they had to go with "thedonald."

I created an account there back when the FPH drama started and it's been hilarious watching them collapse in on themselves, constantly talking about how much better they are than Reddit but never being able to shut up about it, going so far as to create a sub that is all about talking about the goings-on of Reddit.

constantly talking about how much better they are than Reddit but never being able to shut up about it, going so far as to create a sub that is all about talking about the goings-on of Reddit.

Strange...it feels...familiar...

Ohh they don't. Huh. /v/thedonald is registered though.

I hope you grabbed that shit up fam

Trump hates technology, especially video games. He should have been the perfect Manchurian Candidate for us. :(

It's short for "pederasts". They do originate from 4chan after all, that's why they thought that a pizzeria was a front for child porn.

They do originate from 4chan after all

No they don't.

Pedes is short for "Centipedophile"

how dare you make me say 'pedophile' the faggy british way in my head

I'll have you know I'm a proud Kekistani and do not post on T_D

I thought it was an abrev for pedophiles when I first saw it

That's exactly why I hate it. Unless you know that some T_D users call themselves "centipedes", that's what it sounds like.

That just reminds me of human centipede :(

Fun fact: pede is French slang for "faggot". Lot of fun was had when T_D tried to invade our sub during the election with their pede army.

It's short for Serbian word "peder"

This is just a new copypasta, sweet. This has to be bait though, right? Even T_D isn't this moronic

Even T_D isn't this moronic

And yet...

Oh no, they definitely are this dumb. At this point pretty much anyone who hasnt drank deeply of the Kool aid has been banned or left, the only people left are true believers.

And bots.

/u/75000_Tokkul is impressively famous nowadays and he did it without being a default moderator too.

Tokkul and /u/therecordcorrected just keep grabbing the autists by the pussy like bicthes.

Nah, it's /u/75000_Tokkul and /u/iaman00bie who are like catnip to horny autists. You're doing the Lord's work with your SJW shillery, lads.

Do they really think they're that important to reddit?

what would all the anti-t_d subs do without their source?

True

They've got Twitter. Best source.

Oh, this is very important to Reddit for sure. I bet the admins are planning a party over it as we speak, complete with silly party hats.

And I notice it hasn't even gotten 10k upvotes....like

Reminder that the admins could've have delete it long ago

And suddenly have them shitting on every other sub in fury, like what happened when they banned /r/fatpeoplehate except 5 times worse?

They realised then that banning subs won't make assholes with nothing better to do go away, it just spreads them around. Better to keep them contained.

Except fph is gone now, and t_d isn't contained

can the srdine

Possible ban incoming?!

It seems like they're doing everything which they've been told will lead to a ban.

Their god emperor has sort of painted them into a corner, I'm sure they are becoming exhausted from the mental gymnastics.

Only 5 999 729 more to go.

lol that "advertisement"

reading "thepedes" just makes my brain see "thepedos"

Oh damn. THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR

Um, aren't centipedes well known as predators?

Also as disgusting and annoying creatures that any rational person would kill on sight.

they've accurately named themselves tbh

As much as I wish they were rainbow butterflies just waiting to blossom, they're just dumb moths flying into the fire at the first chance they get.

Scientists may need to study them.

Or at the very least, grab it with a paper towel, (because gross, not touching that shit) and take it out of their home. In hopes that it never returns.

Why are they calling themselves that?

Because they're idiots. I'm sure there's a more detailed explanation they have ready to go, but ultimately it'll really just boil down to "because they're idiots."

it's from a song by Knife Party called "The Centipede"

it was a banger in like 2012 but who fucking cares about brostep anymore

I'm only 24 but sometimes I feel so out of things. I have no idea what brostep means

it's what you think 'dubstep' is

don't worry about it - I only care 'cause I was raised in Croydon

The funny part is, Knife Party hates trump

I would think so, considering how few musicians are conservative

because making music requires empathy (ohhhhhhh)

I like to think it's because they secretly realise they're just like the Human Centipede with fake news.

Trump shits in Spicer's mouth who eats it up and shits in Tucker Carlson's mouth who shit in a T_D mod's mouth and so on until everyone who visit T_D has had their mouth shitted in with the shit digested and recycled from Trump's anus.

Meanwhile some creepy nazi guy lovingly gazes on at his marvellous creation.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

To Ohsnap and all other Pedes. If for some reason I can't log in to this Dom I will know why. With the utmost sincerity from the depths of my soul it has been a pure pleasure to be a proud member. This Dom has given me hope in humanity once again. I thought I was just a outnumbered minority that just had to accept the way things were going but I truely belief this Dom was something more than a accident. This Dom played a major role in winning last fall we have overcome many many challenges to achieve this goal. Nov. 8 was just the first shot across the bow. Now the real fight begins. Never let the bastards forget we were here. Deus Vult !

Jesus fucking Christ.

fight

reddit

lord in heaven

I still don't know why they keep saying "this Dom".

Autism does really weird shit to the way people think

subreddit = sub-reddit, sub = submissive

so they call it the domreddit because they need to compensate for dick size

What the actual fuck

Imagine being that insecure about your sexuality/masculinity/self-worth.

I just... like what the fuck, they refuse to call it a "sub" because that means "submissive", so they call it this "Dom" instead? Are they fucking retarded? They sound like literal cucks.

Jesus Christ I thought they were using it as an abbreviation for domain (which still wouldn't make much sense) but nope they just had to parody themselves again.

I still can't get over that they're so insecure they have to refer to the sub as a dom

These are the same people who equate a bigger truck with more alpha/manly...

Lol. Fuck me.

Damn, I liked Deus Vult.

That is one epic tamper tantrum full of accusations that failed to be backed up with sources and threats of violence

WE DID IT REDDIT!

So they're planning to a website which is imminently about to die?

Trust me.

nah

Hey /u/OhSnapYouGotServed if you really think you're that special and want reddit to hurt, how about you just shutdown r/The_Donald? Since you're supposedly done with Reddit. You probably won't do that cause you know your army of aspie manlets won't follow you anywhere

pls t_d go

Finally, reddit can return to normal

Bye.

you guys ever heard of digg? reddit isn't fucking indestructible.

Delete your account.

you sound just like hillary clinton. if you didn't catch that. it's the worse possible insult a human being can receive at this point.

Do it, pussy. Move to voat and delete your Reddit account.

I've had a voat account for 2 years now. do you want an invite? you could come obsess about everything Trump over there too.

https://voat.co/user/phedre

> assuming I didn't claim my username asap. Smh.

Delete your account.

Fucking demolished that nerd

I guess no one told you. Can I tell you?

how do you plead to being btfo?

rofl is this satire?

no /u/phedre really is butt hurt and obsessed with everything Trump like the rest of the left. they love to hate him. it's pathetic and sad. talk about drama whore!

Ah gotcha, you just sounded so retarded it was hard to discern if you were serious or not. Thanks for the clarification.

it's funny how you called me a retard but your flair is for autism. I think I need to post this on T_D. lmao

Please do fam. I encourage all of your screaming retard friends come over here and make fools of themselves.

I support this,

Better do it fast before you melt...

Post bussy

Weren't you moving to voat?

yes! as soon as you get off my dick, I have not unloaded yet. keep sucking.

Put up or shut up.

That was the lamest attempt at insult I have seen at /r/Drama.

Thanks for explaining that insult Albert, really flew over everyone's heads.

I had to make sure being that this sub is literal cancer. T_D has nothing on you guys. LMAO

They're jealous 'cause we're smarter, have bigger hands, and get more bussy.

Shhhh bby, is ok.

Isn't Voat right about to close? Looks like they researched this as much as they researched Their Daddy

Typical, fell for the clickbait, didn't read the substance.

t_D hasn't had substance since Trump could put a fork down.

Bernie supporter here. Signed up to say this: I am absolutely disgusted by the orwellian level of censorship that this sub has been subjected to. I have spent some time here the last couple of days because of the murder of Seth Rich, I also want justice for him, and seing threads with thousands of upvotes suddenly have ZERO in the blink of an eye, obviously because of tampering by reddit admins, is shocking. This is completely unacceptable for any thinking, sane person, no matter where you belong in the political spectrum. I may not agree with Trump supporters politically, but I sure as hell will defend your right to speak your minds freely. A society where people are silenced because of their political beliefs is NOT a democracy, it is a FASCIST TYRANNY. Fight for your right to speak up, centipedes. (Hope I got that right..?) This goes beyond political parties, beyond left and right. This is a question about what is WRONG and RIGHT. That's all, carry on. :)

Imagine taking reddit this seriously

/u/readingsomething kys

... and you're blocked so I'll never have to see you or your ludicrous posts again.

Ta ta.

Post bussy first

Hi

Post bussy first

- /u/OldOrder

Something tells me that fella isn't a Bernie supporter.

If you check his history he goes on to repeatedly call Hillary supporters Hilltards.... exactly the kind of person who would discover the suffering of TD and join their cause

Like, even if he "is" a Bernie supporter I hoghly doubt he knows what Bernie stands for. His history is basically filled with comments that goes against so much Bernie stands for, I highly doubt Bernie would WANT a guy like him as a supporter.

He actually has a ton of Bernie history. Quite odd how some kids think Trump and Bernie are remotely similar.

They're political outsiders standing up for 'the people!'. They just like to support the underdog, it doesn't matter what he says.

That doesn't sound like a Bernie supporter lol

There are these bernie supporters that have such great hate for hillary that I could actually believe it. Small minority though.

who the fuck is seth rich

A corpse with political ambition.

It's ironic because Trump supporters actually want a fascist tyranny

i mean not really. reddit is a website the admins or owners of the website can do whatever they want. freedom of speech, first, doesn't mean you can say whatever you want without consequence. it means congress cant pass a law limiting your freedom of speech. it doesnt mean some website can't censor you.

t_d bans people for dissenting from their opinion, they censor people just as much as they claim to be censored. reddit is NOT a democracy, it's not a country, it's a worldwide website used not only by americans.

Bernie supporter here, this guy is either retarded or lying. And I even voted trump.

fuck who is gonna be the shitleft counter now?

better get the filters ready again

here is your reply

Oh hey, you're right!

How about you just leave as well? That'd be pretty great :)

trump won. get over it.

Kys he's killing my state

nobody cares

he broke promises and i don't know how healthcare works

How do you even get doxxed on this site without you having being a complete dumbass and giving out your info?

What am i missing here?

Using the same handle on multiple websites, like the dipshit congressman that created TRP

Using same user name on reddit as other places.

Using same user name on reddit as other places.

ahhahaha the time has come to crash this site with no survivors. fuck you /r/drama we are taking over

Delete your account.

When every significant user has moved to voat I won't have to as this site will no longer exist, ncie try tho

well you only have a couple of days before voat shuts down. So good luck with that.

You don't think the influx of a million new members will mean more donations? Moron

Then why are you posting on reddit and not your safe space voat?Do you honestly believe a million of people are going to move to voat? Like really?

Firstly voat isn't a safe space, it has more dissent than this site by miles and obviously I was exagerrating but there is plenty new people will to donate. They only need 6000 and we raised millions for Trump.

lol imaging your company being so poor and shitty that you're having difficulty raising $6,000.

You're company must be doing so well! Right buddy?

your*

Is that the name of your company?

It's called English mothafucka, speak it.

Well I think I won this argument

Well, it's obvious you can't read, because I never made any semblance of an argument. I was just informing you that you had the IQ of an egg plant.

Ok whatever you were trying to say abiut voat failed so whatever. I won this 'exchange'

voat is failing, that's not an argument.

K well I won

Nice gif alien

Youre retarded arent you

How many fidget spinners do you have?

Kek good 1

Wait hold the fuck on... You think that the 300,000 td subs are why reddit is up? You think anyone at all cares about you? You know who gives trump a worse name than trump? You fuckers. Hell, even trump would probably be happy if you assholes left m

Chill dog, I was fucking around.

I can't tell if this is real, if you are 11, or what.

Hahaha mock us, it has worked so far.

lol I have, it does, and it's pretty funny! What are you, like 12? Do mommy and daddy love Trump too? Tell us more about how good you are at bootstrapping and how Trump is great at making the world better for everyone.

I'm not 12 but if you must know all my family members voted for Trump. and yes deporting morons like you is making the world better.

Lol Trump would never deport me, I'm a white young male who makes a lot of money being productive. My family's been here for generations. Also all you're doing is proving that your 12-year old ass is following mommy and daddy's dumbass beliefs.

My god a bet you don't even understand how our economic system works or what a socialist is.

lol I'm actually enjoying reading your answers, it entertains me, please keep typing XD

Wow you got really offended by that one. Think I struck a nerve with the deport comment. Feel free to fuck off out of my country

Haha offended? I'm laughing casually.

You're kind are a joke and the majority of the world knows it XD

Also, YOUR country? I've clearly been on this planet longer than you so it's definitely more of mine than yours if you're gonna stake claims.

And if you are older than me, and still this immature and stupid, well then that just makes this all the funnier!

Again keep typing though this is the gold shit r/drama drools all over. They love you insane Trumpettes and your cult of the sociopathic whiny Cheeto.

Majority think I am a joke? Well when we weed out the retards and aliens the majority will have voted for Trump dumbfuck. I am older and it is funny because I am also your dad. Keep laughing faggot, soon you will be back in mexican or wherever the fuck you came from and it won't be so funny.

Hahahahahaha

Omg you're like a self parody this is fantastic. Screen grabbed!

Thanks for the mature discourse bruh

Screen grabbed? Wow you're fucking cool dude. Unfortunately Trump will still be President of the United States and you will be some mexican fag on the internet.

Lol now you're using Mexican as an insult?!

Do you know how fucking stupid you sound XD

Trump would denounce you in a sec cause he doesn't want to association with since racist xenophobic baby snowflake cuck like yourself.

Lol screen grabbed his too, this is gold keep it coming they'll eat this up in r/drama

What the fuck are you talking about. Ever heard of THE WALL? When it is built you will be fucking gone forever.

Lol ah you're a troll. Well this is less fun knowing you're not serious.

Also I'm white so...

So how old are you again?

You can still be mexican and white dumbfuck, the fact you don't know this shows me you really are fucking Mexican. Also I can see through your tactics. So weird whenever you argue with a leftoid then always ask for your personal data.

Lol I told you before I'm American though so clearly you're a few cells short of a full stack 😂😂

Keep it going though. You right wing extremists crack me up, even funnier than the lefty extremists! At least those knuckleheads are educated. You're clearly a typical loud uneducated sheep following your Cheeto-crusted leader over the cliff.

Also I clearly love America more than you - since you love Trump I assume you care more about Mother Russian then my home country.

You should probably leave and join your Kremlin komrades.

When? It was built on day one, just like Daddy promised. And there's no more Muslims, and ISIS was defeated.

you will be back in mexican or wherever

dude, you're really fucking stupid

At least I am American unlike you. Btw no I don't count shills as American, if your aim is to weaken the country you can fuck off.

Uhhh, my family is from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin, Uzbekistan?

God, I'd be so embarrassed if my shitposting was as weak as yours.

Why are you replying if it is so 'weak' I mean you love Hillary and we know she isn't exactly a spring chicken

Nah, she did a wicked dab that one time. She's pretty lit

kys

I already feel loved, I don't need to kiss myself

Was it awkward finding out that your family tree is just one straight branch?

Well considering your mom is my girlfriend, was it awkward for you?

My mom is a strong, independent woman, and I encourage her to make her own, albeit dumb, choices.

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

14 hours later and reddit remains unscathed.

So far the_dunce's revenge has been less a 'blaze of glory' and more fart lit on fire. A quickly extinguished tiny flame, a bad smell, and a lot of people laughing at you dopes after you singed your arses.

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded

As long as the 40k shitpost subreddit doesn't die, I don't care what happens to Reddit.

Fucking chadmarines...

Bye, Felicia(s).

Wouldn't that be nice. They won't be missed at all.

They can't hold a conversation outside of their little safe space where the mods instantly ban anyone who doesn't worship at the altar.

On a side note, I don't think I've ever seen a thread where SJW was used that much without it being sarcasm.

Kind of funny, isn't it? That they ban anyone who doesn't blindly follow, and then scream about "FREE SPEECH!!!!11!1"

Lol. Good bye.

/u/OhSnapYouGotServed why are you such a triggered little pussy? They're just internet points you autist.

user reports:
1: should've went for /v/The_Donald- more recognizable.
1: very clever use of post flairs.
1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence.
1: Spam. 1: One of you get off your ass and sticky this with the other voat thread for the lolz kthx.
1: that tfw when srdrones give 400 upvotes to no drama garbage.
1: white people nonsense.
1: Brigading.
1: Mod phedre pls. You need a normie

I did need something bitter to wake me up today.

Mmmm t_d tears...

at least t_d users aren't as pathetic as /r/subredditdrama moderators

Man up and post on your real account instead of using a 8 day old throw away

I don't recall SRD mods having a tantrum and threatening to go to voat.

As I remember it was 2047?

The year is 2047, and at the age of 100, President Donald J Trump has passed away. Leaders around the world fly to the world’s largest building, The Great Trump Tower in New York City, to pay their respects. The great glass tower, designed by his son Eric Trump was completed on the site of the former United Nations Building, to serve as the headquarters of the third Bank of the United States after President Trump dismantled the Federal Reserve as his final act in office in January 2025. His son, Barron Trump, now in his early 40’s stands at the podium to greet the many sobbing faces. As 5 Star General of the American Cyber Command, formed by his father as the new branch of the military to face a new millennium, Barron is expected to pick up his father, and his sisters legacy as the third Trump in office at the next election. “When my father took office, barely 30 years ago, he swore and oath to protect and serve this country. The fake news media of the day, said he had no path to 270 electoral votes and that there was no chance for him to win. If only we had known then, what corruption that the treasonous viper Obama had sown amongst his vile swamp in Washington.” “Fortunately for America, his movement … to Make America Great Again … could not be stopped. Within the first few months, the traitors were dealt with, and America had to face a grave scenario, a trial of a former American President, Barack Hussein Obama, with a punishment of death for his treason. Although my father hated Obama for what he did to this country, the mental illness we now know as betaphilism was rampant throughout America. He knew he needed a justice, a social justice to heal the nation. Although Obama admitted his guilt, that he had acted seditiously with the aid of a shadow government to distort the election and take down the office of President Trump, my father pardoned the traitor. The country was united as Obama was banished to his birth country of Kenya” “That was a proud day for my father, but as we all know now, it was just the beginning of our new Great America. Although his first two years were difficult to get his legislation passed, due to a failing congress, the new MAGA party filled congress in the midterm elections, and with both a super majority in the House and the Senate what are now known as the “Great American Decade” had begun.” “My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats. “I remember,” he chuckled, when I was just 10 or 11 years old, I saw in the early days of my father’s campaign, right there in the audience. This old gentleman, he had to be in his 60’s had this beautiful red hat. I thought my father made them as a joke. What presidential candidate wears a red trucker hat? He screamed at my father, “LOCK HER UP”. I spent that night browsing the web, and quickly realized how we could win this election. I told my father that I couldn’t tour with him, that I had to meme. I shopped that damn hat on a couple frogs, you guys now know him as Pepe, the great symbol of peace. I joined hundreds of thousand other meme warriors to do something that had never been done before. We won an election, took down the corrupt establishment, with the internet. It was hard to describe what that felt like, it was hard to understand what this meant for the world. That a few “Pedes” as we were called, could take down the Clinton Cartel, which was later discovered to the the largest money laundering and child trafficking organization in history, by actually becoming the News.” “As the swamp was drained, the rest of the world came around. We had a few setbacks… we all know what happened to California when their state went bankrupt and starved itself of food and water, causing it to be split into 5 states as a condition of its federal rescue. But we had so many victories.” “My father’s stern policies on China caused their country to collapse, resulting in a cultural revolution that lifted the shackles of communist government from their shoulders, freeing them to become the great bastions of freedom and rich triple countries of China, Tibet, and New Taiwan that they are today.” “We also united with our great friends Russia, to build a great space partnership that put both of our nations flags on the moon again within my father’s first term. It is amazing that those early steps of partnership have led to what is now a population of 200,000 on our great New Washington city on the moon. Even the Trump-Putin bridge is one of the most beautiful architectural and engineering achievements ever built at its time as our nations united, with American Steel, to build a beautiful connection across the Bering Straits as part of my father’s Third Infrastructure Bill in the Great American decade. “If there is one thing my father could do, it was build. So many people thought that he could never build the Great Wall of Trump that has been the cornerstone of our America’s policy for the last three decades. Who would have thought that the wall in its final form would be so vast, that on my twenty second birthday I was able to participate in the Great America bike race upon that wall along this nations southern border. Fortunately, the famed Great Ivankan Wall” along our Northern boarded with Canada did not have to be built. Although Canada was collapsing due to failed immigration policies and terrible leadership, my sister completed our Manifest Destiny, and America had to annex Canada into the fold. With the 5 new states formed from the former California, as well as Cuba and Puerto Rico, Canada made a welcome addition to these United States.” “Although my father accomplished many great things, I think it was his partnership with his first Secretary of Space, Elon Musk, that truly inspired the world. When he cleaned the swamp and NASA and gave the rains of NASA to the Elon, who generously gifted his company Space X to America, a generation of Centipedes watched as the foundations laid by my father, in choosing to partner with the brightest business and industrial minds in our country came to fruition. For the first time, American men, and women put their first steps on Mars in 2026, the 250th Anniversary of this great nation. Although Ivanka was President, it was the dream and his first speech to congress in 2017 that started it all.” “When it was time for my father to step down, America was tired of winning. He had warned us, all of us. He would keep pushing and pushing to win and win until we just couldn’t take any winning any more. People told him, President Trump, you don’t need to accomplish everything! You have done so much! Cancer cured, energy solves, peace in the middle east, the strongest economy, America is Great Again! He told them all, each and every one of us, no… you will Keep Winning, and together, we make this country greater than ever before.” Now I know you have all heard this story before, but I must retell it, because it was what earned my father his spot-on Mt Rushmore, and our family name on the thousands of schools, parks, roads, and museums across this country. His Great Act will be down in the annals of history forever, and it must be repeated.” Chief Justice Ted Cruz, Speaker of the House Jason Chaffetz, Senate Majority Leader Tom Cotton, and the Governors of all the states in the union held a surprise ceremony in Congress at his final state of the Union. They had taken one of the fucking Red MAGA hats, and gilded it in Gold. Chief Justice Cruz walked forward amongst his speech and quieted the audience.” “President Trump,” Cruz shouted, “We the people, of these United States, have taken so much from you. You sacrificed your wealth, your freedom, and your family, to put everything on the line to face the gauntlet and corrupt country which we use to be. The weak, tired, losing America. You gave up everything, for us!” The Chief Justice Fell to his knees. “You, Donald John Trump, have truly Made America Great Again, Big League. We ask upon you, for once, to take something back for yourself. We offer you this, the MAGA Crown, to lead this Great America, for Life.” My father knew, that only George Washington had been given this opportunity. He knew that he could continue to make this country greater, even greater still, but my father said the worlds that will never be forgotten.” “My people, my Americans. I, your humble servant, will fight for you until my dying breath. Together, Americanism, not Globalism, has been our Credo. We have Made America Great again but this torch must be passed to the next great one among you. I hope my courage, and my furious Patriotism, have inspired a generation of Great Americans, to push this country to heights beyond my wildest dreams.” Barron softly wept, as gazed across the American Flag, with each of its 75 beautiful white stars, was laid over his father’s coffin. “I leave you, my family, my people, my pedes, my American’s, my Lunars, my Martians, to remember, that in America, no matter how hard it is, or how great we have become, this is the country that a 10-year-old boy, can change the course of history, with a few frog meme’s and a twitter account.” This is truly the best timeline.

woah that's a really long post

where did you find this?

Their hearts and minds

here

Not sure who the OP was

tl;dctr?

benis

/u/oxus007 I think he's talking about you.

I'm a /r/drama moderator. Are you?

Rude.

Ilu anyway <3

Make me a mod and I'll mod you on /r/bussyfisting

Big if true.

:)

Wow ok you get mod status and I don't. This is discrimination I'm going to file a lawsuit

Oh shit!

Tasty, right? I particularly like the harassment and threatening violence ones.

1: that tfw when srdrones give 400 upvotes to no drama garbage.

he's right tho, this is quite humorous and will be especially hilarious when they realize voat is garbage, but this doesn't deserve the 300+ upvotes it gets from the srdrones who come here only to make fun of cuckservatives. the mods literally promoting it by stickying it makes it worse, that's exactly how your sub ends up like circlebroke.

cry more tho

Oh, he will. He will.

Feel free to take your concerns to voat, fam.

he's okay with his sub being invaded by the grandstanding numale retards of /r/subredditdrama

got it famalamadingdong

Why are you such a cuck bro?

Yea man, I'm totally a Trump supporter because I acknowledge SRD is garbage. That probably means most of the native /r/drama users are Trump supporters.

“why isn't this place my safe space? 😔 😔 😔"

Will you stop with the virtue signaling?

srdrones

not even knowing the right term is a dead giveaway you're retarded and very upset

yes man, I totally don't know the "right word"

srdrone is just more insulting, and if you've actually looked at SRD I find it quite accurate

lol

that tfw

that that feel when

same

big if tru

me too thanks

That tfw when* That that feel when when

Any SRDines who see this post are likely subbed here already, so this is a part of the de-toxifying process of their smugness. And then when the remaining self-righteous dregs won't leave, shitposts jerking in favor of pedophilia, the patriarchy, and comments about black people not being good tippers will drive that rest away.

Then when we want the trump people to leave we just use words typically only taught in advanced placement english high school classes. That should drive most of them away in confusion.

I'm always doing my part.

I hate cb with a passion it's ok I won't let that happen

I love you, Miranda. That negative score makes me laugh so hard when posts like these get brigaded to hell. Anytime there is a Donald mention the score shoots up to like +1000 and it gets more retarded than usual.

moderator reports:
justcool393: voluntary pornography.
Zachums: zachums is a Gaylord.
user reports:
1: ComedicSans touches me inappropriately.
1: "tfw no drama in link" Can you tell everyone it's their job to create drama in the thread if no dram.
1: Involuntary pornography

I am attractive enough that all touching I do is appropriate, tyvm.

I did need something bitter to wake me up today.

Hehe you're talking about semen.

that tfw

moderator reports:
justcool393: voluntary pornography
Zachums: zachums is a gaylord
user reports:
1: stop fucking making us look bad
1: ComedicSans touches me inappropriately
1: white people nonsense
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1: Involuntary pornography

1: stop fucking making us look bad

Lol

As though they needed help with that.

It's like a million voices cried out "REEEEEEEE", and then silence.

I'm honestly not sure if that was an ironic report or not and that makes it funnier.

I realize this is r/Drama but maybe stop crying about what's happening on a completely different sub?

That's literally the purpose of this sub tho

fyi "ThePedes" means "The Faggots" in french...

I thought it was short for "the Paedophiles" to be honest.

no, pedes is a reference to centipedes for T_D.

they think themselves individual feet moving a large body.

a large, orange body.

Centipedes = a hundred paedos.

Think about it, fam.

fyi "ThePedes" means "The Faggots" in french...

"The" is french?

french people use the word "The" yes.

it's used in french pop music.

but continue being a pendant.

I have been a Redditor for literally 10 years. Look at my account, this one is 7 years, I deleted my original account (loafmeat) 7 years ago and created this one. This is how the Reddit admins treat someone who has been enjoying and promoting their product for literally A DECADE.

Reddit isn't a paid service. There's no loyalty program. I can't really see how shitposting for slightly longer than all the other shitposters would entitle somebody to preferential treatment.

For people that make fun of fictional snowflakes, they sure act like actual snowflakes

well, it's summertime, boys

they're (((projecting)))

Absolutely. The handful of redditors I know of from elsewhere in this giant clusterfuck who are active T_D posters all have some pretty thinly veiled issues, chief among them seeming to be a lack of self-confidence/worth and empathy.

I can't really see how shitposting for slightly longer than all the other shitposters would entitle somebody to preferential treatment.

Well that's because you're not a lonely chuckle-fuck.

If anything this guy is just announcing how long he's been draining money from the site as one out of hundreds of millions of users. Holy shit this guy is a tard.

I can't really see how shitposting for slightly longer than all the other shitposters would entitle somebody to preferential treatment

Well, people shitposting are the only reason anyone visits this site.

Ive got 6 years, only three of them have i actually been on reddit. I made the account 6 years ago, forgot why, and never came back until three years later. The tenure count means nothing.

They are selling our data, so yes, they should owe us loyalty. They don't, but that's a different story.

This is kinda like social suiciding themselves...cuz who goes on Voat?

White supremacists, regards and pedophiles. Pretty sure most T_D users already have voat accounts.

I don't think I've actually been banned from r/ESPN8TheEcho(Chamber) yet. Might take the opportunity to comment good riddance and finally take my ban.

It's rare to see rats running to a sinking ship

Useless worthless wastes of space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dUmDBfp6k

Isn't voat shutting down?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am a simple man. I see drama at /r/all, I upvote

lol cucks.

Adolescents-- both chronological and developmental-- on display.

Its goddam magnificent!

I conceal carry and I'd love to show any one of you my skills.

Defend the tendies!

uhhhhh. pretty sure they were all already on voat. wink wink nudgenudge.

This mod cannot be threatened. I conceal carry and I'd love to show any one of you my skills.

Pfffft, nothing personal, cuck.

Kinda funny because the owner of voat announced he's scaling back the servers by 50% because he can't afford to run the site.

Turns out people want nothing to do with the 2nd largest conglomerate of dregs the modern internet has seen.

"Keep Reddit alive" wtf

The oncoming shitstorm will be more sad and pathetic than anything. Move to voat, realise the site is dying, have a fraction of their former users, be attacked by the real neo-nazis they have there and then crawl back to reddit with their "pride" ruined and become a laughing stock.

become?

Providr more munition for the laughers.

Lol, what a bunch of overdramatic little thinskins!

Wow you got me, you're really good at backing yourself up with facts just like most people from the Donald

It's such a troll sub it's actually making me physically cringe reading some of that shit through.

Lmao this is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

It's like it's some retardation contest.

Well T_D has proven that admins are doxing and threatening their mods, how could anyone not like the best president ever!!! And we get him for a full 8 years!!!! What could bring ppl to such lows that they need to pick on trump because they know he is smarter than them.

The guy looks like he won't make it past this summer before rage quitting. No way that obese elderly man tit will make it 8 years.

It hurt my brain to read that. Can someone translate from 12-year-old hysterical retard for me? What are they actually mad about?

"Nobody wants to play with me so I'm going home!"

Can we ban them from the daycare then? They're making the other children uncomfortable.

I visited the The Donald today and made a pretty harmless comment and actually had a convivial response and then was immediately banned. They're real winners over there.

They're real winners over there.

So much so that I hear they're getting tired of it.

Good fucking riddance. Reddit now has 30% less retards.

/u/phedre, how does it feel to have the top post of all time on the hate sub /r/drama?

I've come 3 times already.

It's official! /r/drama 's top thread of all time 1,058 (78%) is /u/OhSnapYouGotServed being a whiney cunt like her cry baby cult leader.

Goooooood ridance. I frankly didn't mind them during the election since they actually posted things about Trump and what he did. I'm not in the US so I didn't have a horse in the (immediate) race, so it was kinda like hearing both sides of the argument.

But ever since the "Obama was wiretapping me" tweet, it all went downhill. Trump was confirmed for the idiot he was, and suddenly all the "our president is gonna be better than all of them" argument didn't have any leg to stand.

I noticed they started reaching the front page less and less, and everytime it was with some meme or with a post signaling something horrible a muslim had done.

These last week, their post became more and more of a nuissance: filled with meme sputing, autistic bullshit and posting things completely unrelated to Trump (like whining about liberals or something related to the Clintons).

I hope the impeachment goes through, Trump resigns in embarrassment and all the glory and fame he has amassed trough the years get deleted or worse, reversed. All because he was too greedy and ignorant. The same as his followers.

Fuck, they're so cringy. Are they all adults or kids?

Bye....don't let the door hit you on the way out

Bye Felicia!

ITT people who don't know what happens when quarantines go away.

Allowing quarantine spaces is extremely stupid. See /pol/

ITT people who don't know what happens when quarantines go away.

Fph was a shit quarantine and them getting banned made their kind slither away

Hopefully t_d leaves soon

Yeah, that's why statements against feminism are still blasphemy, just the term SJW is still cringey, Ellen Pao is up for a big bonus, nobody makes fun of fat people anymore, and the political pendulum is completely stuck at 270 degrees. Good thinking.

On what planet are you from where that's happened

Wow, you're a pretty huge fucking idiot, huh.

Not really your comment just reads like a crying bitch slamming hands on a keyboard

Well here's a freebie to help you comprehend my incoherent writing then:

I was being sarcastic, genius.

Banned

I think I'm getting too old for Reddit.

Hopefully this means the anti-trump brigade will chill out too. I don't really want to see six versions of one event spun three different ways.

I'd be happy with every subreddit revolving around trump, pro and anti, off 1st page /all every six hours.

Post got removed, I'm sure they'll blame the admins.

"Tonight we dine in hell"

Well, at least they know where they are going to end up.

Missed opportunity on "T_D is Pokemon Go-to-Voat."

Is someone able to take control of the subreddit after they're gone and turn into something more useful?

Oh shit, and now that mod has been banned.

only for 3 days (from what I heard).

My only response:

https://youtu.be/xvODRZUWjaQ

wellbye.gif

Oh shit, that's a parrot? I always thought it was a walrus

Bye fake ass felicias

How? They literally need reddit's hate to exist. Unless they can just imagine the triggering of uber-beta-cucked-yankee normies that vividly. I suppose that's probably how that works.

I couldn't care. T_D is no better than r/coontown.

/u/ohsnapyougotserved deleted the contents of the post after he was shown to be a master autist

Good. Now we're one step closer to the dream of having everyone who unironically cares about politics on reddit gassed.

My theory is that the "main investor" is pulling out and the operation can't afford the upvotes

Every thread, on every sub mentions us. They're obsessed. I filter all of their shit out. I don't visit their anti-TD subs, or whine and complain about what they're doing. I don't even know what they're doing. I don't care.

What a strange place.

Yeah, we totally believe the Bernie supporter there. Such a open-minded person. We should all strive to be like him

When Reddit send people to Voat they don't send their best; they send the pedophiles, the alt-righters, the assholes, and all of them, I assume, are horrible people.

No idea what voat is and I'm so relieved

voat.co used to be really nice alternative to reddit, now it is overrun with all kinds of banned reddit subs ... couple of thousand active users at most.

Now it is two man operation and they just announced that site is broke and that unless "angel" shows up they will shut it down.

It is basically a place where hate subs go to die.

Hope it's a black Jewish angel... just to fuck with them a little.

Well, creator and current owner of Voat is a Muslim and refugee in Western Europe form Ex-Yugoslavia civil war.

T_D, do a flip!

To bad Voat has no money to continue to function :)

Aw man, and I JUST got my T_D ban the other day.

Also, is this a promise that they're going to leave Reddit? Because that is something we should hold them to.

I wake up to find Roger Ailes dead, Chaffetz resigning and T_D threatening to sperg back to the spunk hole they slimed out of. Who moved Christmas to today?

Got banned for calling them Nazi's, which they are.

nazi's what

Did someone archive it? /u/OhSnapYouGotServed removed it

drama has hit /r/all welp time for a collective suicide who got the coolaid?

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won, except uniroincally

I have them and every other political subreddit filtered out so I honestly forgot they were a thing for awhile.

a T_D troll posting as a Bernie supporter. Sad.

Why not digg.com?

Politics aside it's amazing how a majority of T_D don't realise how toxic their behaviour is. (Either that or they don't realise how bad their "trolling" effects Poole) I don't hate the sub because they like Trump, I hate it because of the amount of spam and what is essentially bullying goes on there. Whenever a post is rightly dealt with because of that, they just pull the "Reddit admins are sjw cucks" card, or blame a post that has zero upvotes on the admins without actually realising how many legitimate downvotes they get. Before I get crapped on by a T_D member, I don't give a shit that you like Trump so I'm not saying this based on politics.

Git rekt kiddo

Yea not happening!

at this point voat has zero manteinance and the creator is fucking tired of everything

Reddit not safe space enough for little snowflake Trumpettes.

I would just like to take this time to congratulate /u/phedre on coming a mod and making the top post of all time on /r/drama

Oh no. Stop. Please don't go.

And nothing of value was lost.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6bx71r/comment/dhq95m3?st=J2VV6BMK&amp;sh=2c400580

It kills me how they can say in the same breath that Reddit is making huge profits off their sub, and is also actively trying to kill the sub. Which one is it, because I guarantee no business is going to kill off a supposed "yuuugeeee" revenue source.

Also, how can you be so dense to think that your "oppression" is anything close enough to be compared to slavery and historical oppression of black folk through American history? You're racist as all hell, yet somehow unironically compare yourself to those same people you hate?

How fucked in the head are you?

Either we get equal rights or you can try to cut us down but there is going to be hell to pay. I think I can speak for the rest of us Pedes that we'd rather die on our feet than live on our knees.

/u/lalicat you are adorably fucking retarded.

I like to think that this user is one of those people who started this as a huge joke and is still in on it, because to think that way unironically is baffling to say the least

This is the sameness group of people that fights to get to /r/all, then stickies a "fucking brigaders" comment every time. If you (mistakenly) think that an unsubscribed person commenting on your sub is an act or brigading, then why manipulate the vote to get onto this page?

Voat's still around?

Guess who still runs the country, you cucks

Justin Trudeau?

Haha! He ain't running nothing but a dick in his ass

What is it with you people disparaging anal?

I never said anything was wrong with it. Just stating a fact

I posted "Bye Felicias" in that thread fully expecting to get banned from the sub.

Got banned from r/offmychest for posting on the_D instead. The fuck, reddit?

What the fuck is this place? I'm not sure I get what's going on (my memory is shit, I'm an alcoholic, and I nearly always refuse to take the simplest path of looking up my or anyone elses history), but I think it's kind of sexy. Like a tomboy in a prom dress.

Please, let the door hit you on the way out.

i smoke crack for a day instead of visit this board and it reaches r/all

guess i need to smoke more crack.