Nice Tits are yet again the source of Drama
116 2017-05-23 by mohkohnsepicgun
An honor student with, let's face it, an absolutely fantastic rack dares to bare her shoulders at one of those thought-crime correction camps you Americans call a university. This prompts swift retribution from the Maoist commisar who suspends our heroine and forces her to miss her graduation (pix of aforementioned great rack included in link):
However, some see her crusade for the right to stand firm in the face of this hideous policing of women's bodies as being uppity:
Some might say I'm white-knighting for this girl cos she's pretty and has epic breasts and you would be absolutely right. 100% correct. I am white-knighting for her right now... oh yeh...
Edit: it has been pointed out to me that these events occurred in a high school and not a university.
Clearly I did not read the article properly because of distracting tits.
Lovely, lovely school-girl tits.
...
errr... it's not pedophillia, it's ebonerphillia or something...
...fuck...
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty...
164 comments
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
A cousin of mine got flak for being immodestly dressed (while wearing a head-scarve, mind you), just because her tits are so big.
The world is biased against big tits i tell you.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-23
People who encourage breasts reduction should be stoned tbh
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
Wanna see something incredibly sad?
Abandon all hope
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-23
The Geneva Convention was written for cases like this.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
I felt genuinely bad after watching that video. She was only 16 as well, for God's sake.
n/a simplyshaun 2017-05-23
Was it okay before you knew her age?
n/a subpoutine 2017-05-23
Ohhh, that's where "sweater puppies" comes from.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
These puppies were clubbed to death
A moment of silence
n/a subpoutine 2017-05-23
😞
n/a justcool393 2017-05-23
are you fucking retarded? the girl is 16...
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
Yea
n/a lunchza 2017-05-23
The comments on those vids......................................................
She went through with the surgery it looks like, fucking mental man. I feel like I need to take a shower, fuck you actually
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
I like the "Jesus wept" comment but the rest is a bit too thirsty
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-05-23
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-23
Please refrain from policing women's appearances.
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-05-23
no u
n/a katmara 2017-05-23
They hurt ur back, it's not really healthy
n/a ason 2017-05-23
Your cousin is a big titted Arab princess? Holy shit, post her grrl pucci!
n/a Ennui2778 2017-05-23
Grrl pucci.
Absolute degeneracy.
n/a ownersinc 2017-05-23
You might even say it's haram
n/a hotblondeboob 2017-05-23
Ah I see you have learnt some swedish.
n/a subpoutine 2017-05-23
Gross. We are a clearly an /r/bussy-friendly sub.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-23
gussy?
n/a John_Ketch 2017-05-23
Need pics of your Arab titty queen rn
n/a AlexanderS4 2017-05-23
the darkest timeline
n/a Mark_Kozelek 2017-05-23
Fuck the tits. When the world becomes prejudiced against phat azz, is when my genocidal crusade will begin.
n/a snallygaster 2017-05-23
Plebian taste.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
Snally confirmed for stacked
n/a bluescrew 2017-05-23
Can confirm; the rumors of my promiscuity started spreading when I was still in middle school, as soon as I developed Cs at thirteen. When in reality I was a virgin until senior year of high school. I couldn't even get a guy from my school to kiss me.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
Kids like to spread baseless rumors.
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n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-23
Big tits matter
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-05-23
Dude this was at a high school, did you not read the article?
That being said, it seems kinda obvious that the principal has a total hard-on for punishing her
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
I'm Drunk
IS THAT OK?
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
no alcohol is sin
n/a Eastergecko 2017-05-23
Is this supporting or condemning his drunkenship?
No alcohol is a sin.
Vs
No, alcohol is a sin.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
both
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-23
Both
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
neither
n/a ironhide24 2017-05-23
Yes
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-23
I'm a centrist, so it's somewhere in the middle.
n/a Be_Cool_Bro 2017-05-23
It's only ok after you apologize to a female rapist.
n/a ownersinc 2017-05-23
Age of consent in my head is whatever gets me off
n/a MG87 2017-05-23
Principal is a woman apparently
n/a SineadObama 2017-05-23
jealousy is an ugly thing.
n/a Randydandy69 2017-05-23
Maybe she's a lesbian dominatrix.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
I'd watch that.
n/a diversity_is_cancer 2017-05-23
Nobody hates women more than women.
n/a Souphu 2017-05-23
Incels?
n/a being-earnest 2017-05-23
Principal is a lesbian
n/a LikeTotesObvi 2017-05-23
it's high school or what you dentist dodging lager swilling hooligans call Secondary School
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
I don't know, i never went to university.
Straight down the mines at 15 for me
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-23
They get good wifi down there?
n/a Kapustin-Yar 2017-05-23
Ask the canary.
Oh, wait, he was put out of his job by immigrants.
Fuck budgies.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-05-23
/r/ShitAmericansSay
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
eh, more ShitMuslimsSay, it's not typically amerifat.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-05-23
You're right - a burger would probably be more
PUT THE SHIRT ON THE GROUND OR WE SHOOT
unarmed black teen shot after school resource officer feared for his life
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
Nah, then the black teen would try to steal his gun and try to attack the officer, as confirmed by video evidence, eye witnesses, and forensic investigation.
n/a purplepilled3 2017-05-23
Post pictures of him on the news from when he was 4 and max out the brightness on Pedro the resource officers picture.
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
Yes, r/Negareddit poster, I'm sure no Yankees like yourself would ever infringe on another's rights.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
Huh? I've never had any interaction with that sub luckily.
I just think it's pathetic to post on a sub designed to complain about other people. Mocking and calling out assholes is fun, complaining (and circlejerking about it) is just sad.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
Hey I was just making fun of the way you wrote out your first comment is all. I don't disagree with you at all, people who unironically use negareddit are losers.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-05-23
frist of all,
how dare yo u
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-05-23
Nah, old pervy principals in the South love to shame women for having tits while simultaneously ogling them, along with the wrinkling middle-aged teachers who are pissy cuz they tuck their tits into their elastic waist-banded pants.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-23
heh funny, that's what happens in the Muslim world as well.
Pervs gonna pervs, i guess
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-05-23
yes it is
n/a TheFallenHero 2017-05-23
Threatening to shoot a teenage girl for wearing the wrong shirt
JustAmericanThings
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
n/a ProphetRith 2017-05-23
lol really neuroned my brain space
n/a kippot 2017-05-23
⬆ triggered americunt
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
You post in r/ShitAmericanSays and call me triggered? Top kek.
n/a kippot 2017-05-23
Does SAS trigger you ?
How utterly shocking !
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
A country is nothing more than a granfalloon. It's too bad you can't see that.
n/a kippot 2017-05-23
So why does it trigger you that people ridicule on of the most ridiculous group of people(s) ? Apropos granfalloons
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
this but ironically
n/a WilrowHoodGonLoveIt 2017-05-23
I don't post in SAS and I still think you are irrationally upset
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
You do post in r/negareddit though, so no one cares what you think :/
n/a InadequateUsername 2017-05-23
Thank god I live in the land of the free (canada) where we don't have these wannabe cops in our school.
n/a Ultimatex 2017-05-23
Thank you for the xenophobia.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-23
y'all switched again!
n/a HobbesCalvinandLocke 2017-05-23
Meanwhile in Europe people are getting arrested for political speech
n/a BrotherToaster 2017-05-23
n/a HobbesCalvinandLocke 2017-05-23
You spelled gyro wrong
n/a Aerialcharles 2017-05-23
FLAT IS JUSTICE
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-05-23
Not in Ausfailia.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Good, tiny tits should be outlawed.
n/a Aerialcharles 2017-05-23
OnlyRetardedOnReddit too
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Did your GoFund for a boobjob fail?
n/a Aerialcharles 2017-05-23
Wow fam 2 far
n/a xthorgoldx 2017-05-23
Fucking worse than ISIS.
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-05-23
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ET7wb651VFI
n/a youtubefactsbot 2017-05-23
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n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-05-23
Another 'Dress codes are evil, but only when they affect women' freak outs by feminist.
Meanwhile, men have to go to dances covered from head to toe regardless of temperature.
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
I give you teenage tits and all you want to rhink about is getting your cock out in public?
n/a DefNotaZombie 2017-05-23
You mean there are other things to think about?
n/a Randydandy69 2017-05-23
Tbh, is there anything more to life?
n/a ElChupakarma 2017-05-23
Cause and effect, tbh
n/a Standard12 2017-05-23
Get a kilt and you can enjoy a nice breeze.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Yes sir, this is the right answer.
n/a ProphetRith 2017-05-23
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-05-23
either 12 or second language
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-05-23
n/a botchlings 2017-05-23
Essentially.
It's not that hard to follow a dress code so I automatically have no sympathy for the "victim" in stories like these.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-23
what the fuck are you talking about lmao, did they make you go full burka or something?
they make tuxedo shorts now if you're saying you wanna go to the prom dressed like a child
n/a chanilastname 2017-05-23
That principal should be given "retarded" flair to wear irl.
n/a MG87 2017-05-23
She's 18, you're in the clear
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-05-23
Well thank fuck she's not 17.5
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-23
Well thank fuck she's not 17
Well thank fuck she's not 16.5
Well thank fuck she's not 16
Well thank fuck she's not 15.5
Well thank fuck she's not 15
Well thank fuck she's not 14.5
Well thank fuck she's not 14
Well thank fuck she's not 13.5
Well thank fuck she's not 13
Well thank fuck she's not 12.5
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-05-23
Slippery slope much?
n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-23
When the shoe fits.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-23
Yes, it is a slippery slope. That's why we have concrete age of consent laws. For any bright-line age limit, there's always someone who argues that it's bullshit to be just below it. Really what's the difference between 18 years old and 17 years and 364 days? It doesn't matter. Because then we have people like you arguing that 17 years and 6 months is not that much different. 6 months is a lot more than 1 day! But if it stands to reason that 6 months is not a lot of time, then what's the difference between 17.0 and 17.5, really?
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-05-23
>Thinking I'm biting into this drama bait.
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
Maybe, just maybe, you've stumbled into the actual truth here. Which is that bright-line age limits are inherently bullshit. Sometimes,they are useful bullshit employed as a shorthand because the world is complicated and aint nobody got time to deal with edge cases, but theyre still inherently bullshit.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-23
That's why we have Romeo and Juliet laws.
Any other argument just looks like an attempt to have sex with kids.
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
This and Romeo/Juliet are two different philosophical issues though.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-23
You were talking about "edge cases." In Texas AoC is 17 and Romeo and Juliet is not younger than 15 and older than 4 years. That blurs the line quite a bit and keeps 17 year olds from going to jail for having sex with their 16 year old partners. What "edge cases" are you comfortable with that include someone older than 20 and someone younger than 16?
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
I'm talking about the edge case where sex = jailtime one day, and then the very next day, literally, its A-OK.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-05-23
OK, I understand what you're saying. But, I'm not particularly interested in woes of 55 year olds who are bummed that they can't have sex with a 16 year old the day before their 17th birthday. You can't please everyone, but I already think that college juniors are too old for high school sophomores. I don't really care that 21+ adults that prey on children who are worried about passing Algebra are sad they might go to jail for doing so.
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
n/a skeetsurfing1984 2017-05-23
Well, you might be paraphrasing a bit, but that's essentially how the federal judge I clerked for put it.
Bright-line rules are arbitrary, but they're also super-obvious and easy to follow.
Imagine a world where who you could or couldn't sleep with was determined by a post hoc 5-factor balancing test.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-23
That's why you gotta go with the "age divided by 2 minus 7" rule.
n/a Kekistanian9000 2017-05-23
In Germany it's not a bright line. Before 14 - no, after 14 you can be prosecuted but only if you was an asshole, after 16 it's ok.
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-23
I'd like to slip into your slope 😏😏😏
n/a OnePercentOfMonster 2017-05-23
17.5 years old, 3 years old, what's the difference when you really think about it?
n/a dwiti_yamazaki 2017-05-23
So...this is the power of continuum fallacy.
Can turn even pedophiles into normal people.
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
Awesome.
Walks across football field; Simple Minds plays in background; fist punches air; freeze frame; fade to black.
n/a CakeByThe0cean 2017-05-23
Lol I saw the news station the article was coming from and thought "yup that sounds about right that this would happen near me"
n/a CC3940A61E 2017-05-23
mom pants tho
n/a avaflies 2017-05-23
Mom pants don't deserve the hate they receive. They're comfortable as hell and suit a defined waist very nicely. Mom pants = hot. get out
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Ew.
n/a avaflies 2017-05-23
What are you gay
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Nope, just don't want Jordache jeans to come back in fashion. High waisted jeans look like shit on everyone.
n/a avaflies 2017-05-23
Prove it. I've done extensive research on the field and my findings suggest otherwise.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
If you have a perfect body, then any of them look ok. Low rise still looks better.
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-05-23
It's like some sort of weird time lapse sunrise.
n/a VierDee 2017-05-23
It's actually low-rise not sunrise.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-23
If your ass is bigger than montana high waisted jeans are practically your only option if you dont want to constantly flash your crack to the world.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
If your ass is bigger than Montana you should be hitting the treadmill and changing it.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-23
Thats not the kind of bug butt im talking about. Even in plus size clothing you can find jeans that fit.
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-05-23
Go fuck yourself.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
Between this and Steve Urkle I concede.
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-05-23
Ste-phan Urk-el was the man.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
I knew I spelled Urkel wrong, but I still stand by Steve.
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-05-23
Nah, homey. I mean Stefan Urquelle.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-23
I'd intentionally forgot about that.
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-05-23
I'm sorry if you remembered. Did I do that?
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-05-23
Hummuna hummuna hummuna.
n/a you_cant_banme 2017-05-23
I stand firm next to her, too.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-05-23
Saggy
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
You should probably be killed.
n/a tedpundy 2017-05-23
Anybody got a good link for mobile? I can't see the article on my phone and I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
I made the link using a mobile so not sure why u can't see.
OK, here you go: http://hecktionary.com/t-lumps/
n/a tedpundy 2017-05-23
You're doing God's work. Thank you
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
Don't thank me yet...
n/a tedpundy 2017-05-23
Oh don't worry, I looked. Better than the ones in the article honestly
n/a xxMORAG_BONG420xx 2017-05-23
If t-lumps are breasts are t-rumps ass? 🤔🤔🤔
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-23
your definition of pretty is highly suspect
n/a botchlings 2017-05-23
Is she really though?
I mean, if she were really worried about the affects on her future she wouldn't have made a big issue out of this and would have changed her shirt when asked.
n/a yesiamcorrect 2017-05-23
She should be stoned to death for being an immodest wore tbhinshallah
n/a LemonScore 2017-05-23
From what she said about calling mommy when she gets into trouble and previous altercations with the principal I get the impression that she was purposefully aggravating the principal just so that she could get this story written.
n/a mohkohnsepicgun 2017-05-23
Yeh, well if that principal had any fucking common sense she would recognise that and avoid getting into a slapfight like that.
She put on the jacket: the teacher could have taken her petty victory and walked away with it but she chose to escalate it.
That was dumb.
Also: tits.
n/a HeresCyonnah 2017-05-23
So it's a bunch of dumbasses being dumb together?
n/a EloeOmoe 2017-05-23
I wouldn't worry too terribly much about college. The resulting lawsuit win is gonna pay her tuition.
n/a Fucking_Christ 2017-05-23
She was in highschool, not college. I'm not sure if there would be a difference at a college but a highschool is well within their rights to enforce dress code regulations.
n/a EloeOmoe 2017-05-23
They're not within their rights to publicly humiliate you in front of the student body.
n/a mcmur 2017-05-23
This doesnt sound like a feminist thing, it sounds like the principle is just a bully who gets off on being the 'boss' of a bunch of 15 year olds. I know the type, had then in my highschool as well. Fuck that principle he sounds like a pathetic POS.
n/a HobbesCalvinandLocke 2017-05-23
When keeping it real goes wrong.
n/a souldrone 2017-05-23
It should be a crime to criticize a woman for having an awesome rack. We need more boobs.
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
"Yet again"?
"Tits are the source of all drama." Pretty sure Oscar Wilde said that.
n/a ftylerr 2017-05-23
I really want some of these people to throw a hissy fit about dress codes at work. Just once, to see how they react to being fired so promptly.
n/a Anima6778 2017-05-23
I go to her school, don't know a lot about her, all the fuss will be dead by the time she gets back, kids get drunk and do dip at our school all the time.