r/drama: She's back.

Nope. Aside from being way outside of reddit's rules (some say that linking her ED is the thing that made linking ED banned sitewide for a while), I really don't want to go anywhere near that video ever again.

n/a Not_today_bro 2017-05-25

No sweat. I have no idea who this person is or what the video was but if it's that bad then I'll forget about it.

n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-05-25

She absolutely is that bad and if a video like this exists, then it should be given the same treatment as the Lost Ark.

n/a folieadeuxxmachinam 2017-05-25

what kind of a sick fuck are you

n/a Kysbu 2017-05-25

I post on r/drama. What, did you think I wasnt gonna be a fucking degenerate?

n/a folieadeuxxmachinam 2017-05-25

get a load of this noob

n/a ABillionYearsOld 2017-05-25

Awww man I had forgotten about that thing. Anyone know where it hangs out now? It was RW for awhile iirc

n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-05-25

Pretty sure she's still running the fempire from some hole in the ground.

Kind of like sauron.

n/a Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-05-25

LL has a thread on Kiwifarms that is fairly active. It's pretty fucking depressing.

She lives in a shack that doesn't have running water and she's beyond hideous. She does nothing but bitch on twitter and because she's so ugly and unlikable no one even cares or RTs her.

It's sad.

n/a flipkt 2017-05-25

She does nothing but bitch on twitter

Link?

n/a OldOrder 2017-05-25

I forget, wasn't Laurlai the person who was invited to live at some idiots house because he felt bad for her and then it turns out she is a disgusting slob that basically squatted in his basement for free for months on end?

n/a a_normal_human 2017-05-25

I think that could describe not a few people in lolcow history.

n/a SplurgyA 2017-05-25

She also got up to mischief with Zinnia as a mod of /r/lgbt but that's so vintage I don't remember the details besides it lead to the creation of /r/ainbow

n/a princessCuck 2017-05-25

I remember. r/LGBT was 'taken over' by people who wanted to make it a 'safe space'. r/ainbow was founded as a reaction by people who favored a policy of open discourse.

n/a a_normal_human 2017-05-25

I'd RT her but it looks like my twitter account is on whatever ess jay doubleu blocklist she [sic] uses.

But yeah, that one did not age well.

n/a Goatsac 2017-05-25

I was hoping for Bridezilla.

ヽ(。_°)ノ

n/a ALoudMouthBaby 2017-05-25

but oh my god im so happy

Did you really think shed be able to stay away for long? People like her just cant help themselves.

n/a htmlcoderexe 2017-05-25

I had the same happen. I guess she wants more attention by doing multiple leaves and returns.

n/a niggerpenis 2017-05-25

Holy crap how did I miss this?

n/a WalterMatthau 2017-05-25

Wanna see her 5 month status update?

n/a sAlander4 2017-05-25

Damn that's cringey hahaha

n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-25

Eww, girl bussy.

n/a phedre 2017-05-25

IKR? It's so homophobic.

n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-25

I feel hate crime'd rn.

n/a Thhueros 2017-05-25

Wow pretty hypocritical for the one who commits hate crimes against circumcised men

n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-25

cucking your dick because le happy cereal man didn't want you to wank

n/a Thhueros 2017-05-25

Well he ought to know better. How much cereal have you made?

n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-25

What did I do?

n/a Thhueros 2017-05-25

Plow my circumcised bussy

n/a serialflamingo 2017-05-25

Ughhh, fine.

n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-25

Yo, /u/Mcdewjank, why have you come back all this time?

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-25

Why hath she forsaken us?

n/a eskimowifi 2017-05-25

Halleloo! praise the lord

n/a mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

Who and why?

n/a wwaalleess 2017-05-25

(((dank)))

n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-25

Jewdank, because she's an extreme narcissist who can't live without drawing attention to herself.

n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-05-25

"Insignificant worm" doesn't sound as cool as you think it does.

n/a Titan_Transcendent 2017-05-25

By returning she has made a huge number of people very happy. Two distinct groups of people, two very different reasons.

n/a subpoutine 2017-05-25

By returning she has made a huge number of people very happy

Just not her parents.

n/a menvaren 2017-05-25

I don't know, I've bet she's made her stepfathers very happy a few times.

n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-25

She must have deleted everything on that account, there aren't any posts or comments but she has over a thousand karma

n/a Mandawhoreian 2017-05-25

That didn't take long.

n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-25

I think she just made it private

n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-25

You can do that with an account? How?

n/a deeteeohbee 2017-05-25

Yeah, that's not a thing.

n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-05-25

If she makes the sub private, any comment made in that sub becomes hidden on her account.

n/a deeteeohbee 2017-05-25

Ooh yes that would work as you have described.

n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-05-25

yeah but she also posted an advertisement to her new sub on PAWG or some other sub like that, which isn't showing up on her account. So she must have deleted that one.

n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-25

Yeah a private account doesnt make sense lol

n/a stopspammingme 2017-05-25

snapshill didn't nab it and archive.com turned up empty

n/a AddictedReddit 2017-05-25

Ceddit failed too

n/a barbedvelvet 2017-05-25

You both are very dedicated to the cause

n/a flipkt 2017-05-25

Someone break into reddit headquarters and grab the hard drives!

n/a WearyTunes 2017-05-25

it gets better

n/a nmx179 2017-05-25

I wonder if she removed the ugly ass tattoo

n/a Matues49 2017-05-25

https://youtu.be/gc2069s8nRU

n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-25

Has the queen of drama returned to her rightful place

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

She used to love us so much.

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

we've missed you

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-25

Did she delete all of this?

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

Nah, it's not showing up on u/McDewJank's profile because the sub is private.

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-25

oh lame

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

Smdh I get a super secret leaked screenshot for the Top Mod of Drama's cakeday and this is the thanks I get? Kids these days...

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-05-25

Oh hey it is my cake day. Neat!

n/a xr3llx 2017-05-25

No its nor

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-25

Post the "5 months" thread shots plox

n/a WalterMatthau 2017-05-25

5 month update

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-25

Tyvm.

n/a WalterMatthau 2017-05-25

Fave line: "ceasing the jewdank brand." Fly me to kekistan.

I wonder how many other /r/drama alts were able to make it into the super secret treehouse.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-25

I'm also skeptical she won 10k. The woman lies like no other

n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-05-25

I'm fairly sure her friend isn't beautiful either

n/a Virgin_Butthole 2017-05-25

I don't see getting the gigantic tattoo of NBA logo removed off of her ass or the Illuminati tramp stamp removed.

By winning $10k, she means she has won a new double-wide trailer from the trailer park raffle in the trailer park she lives in.

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

wait is she actually showing her face, i thought she didn't to hide the evidence.

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

Idk what she's doing now but I know she's posted plenty of face pics in the past.

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

I thought she purposefully left her face out in much of her work.

n/a flipkt 2017-05-25

work

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

I can shove a 9-inch dildo up my butt because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems.

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

Edited.

n/a ac_slat3r 2017-05-25

Had her face on snapchat for a while. She's had POV bj vids/gifs too I believe.

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

omg what shes been up to for the last 5 months, i bet that is gold

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

Ass tattoo removal if she's smart.

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

She's pretty much a genuis tyvm.

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-25

She looks attractive. This can't be the jewdank I've heard of.

n/a OldOrder 2017-05-25

It's her personality and white trash trucker tattoo that is unattractive fam

n/a accountability-1 2017-05-25

I think it's been more like 3 months. maybe the extra two were a fugue state at the end of her last run

n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-05-25

omg the awful csz

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

And to think, she's self taught!

n/a Titan_Transcendent 2017-05-25

You know you can just like, google for youtube videos of how to do things like "How to edit videos" or "How to brand an asshole" or "How to mimic human emotion".

n/a squarefaces 2017-05-25

"How to photoshop out a giant tacky ass tattoo"

n/a OldOrder 2017-05-25

How dare you. she is a marketing genius^{^{^tm}}

n/a chanilastname 2017-05-25

Trying to get back into it with her, eh?

n/a Kel_Casus 2017-05-25

My life can't be too exciting if I can tell who you're talking about from reading just the title.

n/a Sheepdank 2017-05-25

Bahhh

n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-05-25

Family reunions are always heartwarming.

n/a Sheepdank 2017-05-25

Bahhh

n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-05-25

I say we upvote all of her stuff and this recrown her of nudey girl of Reddit

n/a xr3llx 2017-05-25

no

n/a justcool393 2017-05-25

Don't call for brigades.

n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-05-25

You right

n/a shitlordcaligula_2 2017-05-25

Her Twitter is still up.

n/a motherfuckingjesusfu 2017-05-25

Who is this and what did they do?

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

How the fuck can you possibly be on /r/Drama and not know who Jewdank is?

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

Major reason: We're micro penis retards.

Lesser reason: Also we are new.

n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-25

Bitch who liked to stick shit up her ass for Internet points and bully other reddit sluts. She also gives really weird looking blow jobs.

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

Thanks for the info. Now I can return to my peanut butter fortress with peace of mind.

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

You may be new but you seem autistic enough to stay.

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

Thanks dad. I hope I continue to have your approval.

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

I have now become an enemy of all of you, which should come as bad news. The majority oppression just gained a follower. Sincere congratulations to you guys. I hope RPDR gets cancelled and none of you every see a glimpse of the social and political equality so you so eagerly desire. Have fun always being a whiny social minority that never escalates their status because they refuse to convert people to their side. You guys took an L on this one. Score 1 for the straight white cis man community. Look at the contrast in our reactions. I realized reddit beef is utterly useless and not worth my time as I have real people to see and real things to do in my daily life that do not involve Reddit. Multiple posts have been made about me across multiple subs because apparently you guys have way too much time to sit and dwell about insignificant drama. That's probably why you watch reality TV in the first place, if I had to guess. I will be deleting this account shortly, but I will be back on Reddit. Never to return to this region of the site, but just know that I will be out there, fighting for the other team from now on. So again, congratulations. If making the oppressor stronger was your goal, you all succeeded with flying colors. I'm gonna be A-okay in my life. You guys are condemned to an eternity of saltiness and anger toward perceived oppressors. I am at peace just knowing that. I no longer have sympathy for any of you besides a minority few that have reached out to me. I will never dedicate a shred of energy to any cause surrounding RPDR or the LGBT community because of all of your actions. So please, throw a party and celebrate that. Apparently that is your goal; complain about oppression while simultaneously refusing to explain yourself to them. It's a recipe for total disaster, which I hope I live to see. Goodbye cruel world, and please consider this. The amount of people I have instructed to committ suicide: 0. The amount of times I have been instructed to commit suicide: 3. As someone who lost a friend to suicide at age 12, those 3 can go straight to hell and never return, because they are the absolute worst type of human garbage that can ever exist. I would argue that they are legitimately worse people than some real Nazis that worked at Auschwitz. No good person tells anyone to kill themself. Please refrain from telling people to kill themselves on the internet in the future, one of them could actually do it and then you'd get locked up for cyberbullying because those are the laws now.

n/a What_Reddit_Thinks 2017-05-25

What is the sauce on this

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

Some dude who decided to 'study' Ru Pauls subreddit in his role as a 'sociologist'. They told him where to stick it, he got salty and wrote that.

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

God that's great. People should know better than to get on the wrong side if RPDR fans, we are some shady bitches.

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

The reaction gifs are amazing on that subreddit

n/a peekabook 2017-05-25

TLDR waaawaaawaaahhhhhh.

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

We all tag team yer nan while you are in the basement eating tendies m8. Also, yer mom wishes she drank bleach when she was pregnant with you.

n/a peekabook 2017-05-25

Yer? M8? Nan? What are you 12? Lmao!!!!

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

Delete your account.

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Unironically kill yourself.

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-25

This but unironically.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

Spoiler Alert: No one cares!

First post for me that actually needed a TL;DR. Holy shit.

n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-25

Normie newfriends from /r/all please leave

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

Quit being a chad

/s

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Unironically kill yourself.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

Color me shocked! I've been told to kill myself on the internet. You have anything new? That's really getting old and repetitive lately and is obviously not working. You've gotta try harder!

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Unironically leave the sub then. We don't need newfags with no sense of humour like you.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

Naaah, I'm very cozy. Why would I leave?

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Stop being such a whiny uninteresting bitch then.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

The only one whining here is you, sweetheart. <3 It's okay, I'm sure someone loves you for it!

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

Kys

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

I'll get right on that! Only if you go first though. I'd need someone worthy of suicide to show me how to do it right. Wouldn't want to fuck it up!

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

Holy fuck yer nan with a stick batman, m8, yer in the wrong sub. Delete yer account.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

Ouch. Is there any way you could like, type out everything properly with those sausage fingers of yours? The rest of the internet would appreciate it, I'm sure.

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

Yer really, really bad at this m8.

n/a THOTThrowaway 2017-05-25

My cares for your opinions on whatever you're judging me on aren't really there, so cool story broooooo!

n/a TruthPains 2017-05-25

Alright there kid

n/a motherfuckingjesusfu 2017-05-25

im gay and don't follow straight slut bitches.

n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-05-25

gay gay? Or "brainwashed by the left into believing that having sex with men is gay" gay?

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Traps aren't gay.

n/a doughboy011 2017-05-25

But how gay are you?

n/a motherfuckingjesusfu 2017-05-25

i get knotted by animals

n/a glmox 2017-05-25

you have to go back

n/a birthmom1220 2017-05-25

Idk who this is either & idk why people are being so rude about it. Can y'all be helpful and explain it?

n/a Nechaev 2017-05-25

You really must be new here with that kind of attitude.

n/a flipkt 2017-05-25

lurk more faggot

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

He isn't even good enough to be a lurker. Just a straight up newfag who needs to get out.

n/a I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-05-25

Unironically kill yourself.

n/a dwiti_yamazaki 2017-05-25

She is a marketing expert.

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-25

Stop, don't come back.

n/a glmox 2017-05-25

lol

n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-05-25

Jewdank is like the McRib. It got a lot of hype, some people get excited for it, but at the end of the day it's just a greasy train wreck that you hate yourself for consuming.

n/a Elite_AI 2017-05-25

Oh no friend, I'm loving it.

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-25

/u/mcdewjank the offer to kill and eat you for 1500 dollars is still on the table. Alternatively we can roleplay a south San Antonio mugging gone wrong using the thespian talents of /u/CucksloveTrump and /u/DonaldFDraper.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-25

Hey! Southtown is cool now

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-25

Quick give me a lone star shit hole

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-25

Kirby?

n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-25

thanks fam

n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-05-25

Why is the account a year old?

n/a afclu13 2017-05-25

And there was much rejoicing!