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I mean yeah, that's pretty gross.

Especially the "I couldn't help myself" part. All those stupid sexy children seducing him smh.

All those stupid sexy children

A 20 year old is not a child.

Sure thing, pedo.

Oh, you sure showed me!

KYS: Keep Young adults Safe

Young adults

Thanks for proving my point.

You and John may not be pedos but you sure are meanie downvoters 😭

According to /r/relationships you aren't mentally an adult until you're 25.

That's actually science. Your brain is still developing until your mid-twenties. 18 is an arbitrary cut-off point.

Not true, I'm no more mentally developed now than I was at age 12.

That's because you're 12.

12 and a half fgt

Chastity cages for everyone until they hit 25. If you post on reddit regularly the cages are kept forever.

Still developing doesn't mean child. Geesh

"Child" is kind of a fuzzy term anyways. A 6 year old is obviously a child, but is a 17 year old? They're clearly much more developmentally mature, why should they be lumped together using that same term? And if the umbrella is that wide, why not include people who legally can't drink in the US (under 21)? Or up to 25?

I think we just need a midway term between child and adult. Adolescent doesn't count because it's still called child

stupid sexy children

Oh yeah, when I was 20, I was totally a child. That's why I was legally no longer a minor, able to drink, join the army, consent, get a driving license, smoke and work more than 4 hours a day. All childish activities indeed.

It's almost like you don't know what a joke is

It's almost like your jokes just aren't funny.

Please don't diddle kids

I'm probably going to be balls deep in a 20 year old soon, so wish me luck kiddy diddling!

Which gender tho

They are not wrong. Midlife crisis is a thing, also a pretty good song by Faith no more.

You're her dad. You're not supposed to fuck her friends

Having kids sounds lame AF.

He's teaching her not to be friends with hoes. He doesn't want her falling in with a bad crowd.

Dad of the year tbqh

You're her dad. You're not supposed to fuck her friends

I'll take "reasons I'm no longer welcome at my seventh grader's parent-teacher conferences" for 500, Alex.

yeah what's really the point then?

Well they have a point...

Who the fuck cares if two consenting adults date each other? Relationships only cares because it's an older man fucking a young woman, and not the other way around. If OP was female they would be talking about how empowered he is.

This is absolutely one of those posts that should be gender-swapped and posted again in a few months just to see the different responses.

I guarantee you if it were an older woman dating a 20 year old dude the responses would be a lot more positive. Likely because most people who comment in /r/relationships are women approaching middle age.

If you gender swap the situation, then you have an empowered cougar smashing the patriarchy one dick at a time.

The post is 2 years old. I think we should do it.

I disagree. Women get really protective of their sons as much as their daughters. If any of those middle aged hag commenters have kids they would not take kindly to OP. My mom's drunk friend once tried to fuck me when I was 20 and she was in her 40's and my mom got pissed.

In this case they are protecting same sex creature against opposite sex creature.

do you have the OP post? i will gladly take one for the bussy team and repost in 3 days.

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gender-swapped

here you go

If someone can find the original text, I'll genderswap and post it.

We all want to fuck a 20 year old but we don't do it for a number of reasons.

Likely because we don't have the opportunity.

I'm in my late 30s and I can tell you with 100% certainty that if I were single and the opportunity presented itself I'd absolutely date a 20 year old. Hell I'd probably date a 18 or 19 year old too.

As someone else said, who cares what two consenting adults do.

i think i'll just put myself out of my misery if i ever find myself posting in /r/drama after hitting 30

you will still be here.

Im 24 and the thought of dating a teenager freaks me out. They still look like kids.

I'm 28, and you look like a kid to me. That just makes you even sexier.

Stranger danger

To each their own...

I can't imagine dating anyone 2-3 years older than me.

Is 37 middle age now?

For sure. Plenty of people dead by 74, especially men.

Even biology supports androcide.

Dating a 20 year old is great, but probably not wise for it to be one of your daughter's friends. That would be terrible. Just think of the consequence. What if it leads to a threesome with your daughter and her friend and you record it and pm me the video? I would probably jerk over all over my pubes and stomach and just pull my underwear up without cleaning anything. My whole downstairs will stink like a blowbang for weeks. Terrible.

From his answers I'm 90% sure it's a troll post designed to set off relationship posters.

If you remove the obvious trolls from /r/relationships you end up with a bunch of 15 year olds asking how you know if a girl likes you.

ugh...gross...ew. Haven't you seen American Beauty ?

Peek r/relationship right there.

Recommending movies as a form of relationship advice should be a federal crime.

Not even an appropriate movie. Kevin Spacey doesn't end up fucking Mena Suvari.

Plus I don't think her character was of legal age

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Or for God's sake, meet someone half your age at a bar or something.

someone half his age (37) couldn't be in a bar legally. although i do endorse him getting someone younger than the 20 year old friend

The great thing though is that you don't need to be old enough to drink alcohol to be old enough to drink cum

I can't wait to be that guy.

Men should kill themselves when they hit 35 tbh

this, but unironically

It's a bad idea, but generally for different reasons. I got divorced at 30 and, thanks to Tinder and OKWhatsitCalled, I dated a few 18, 19, and 20 year olds.

I basically bailed on all of them because they were emotional dumpster fires.

Yeah, but that's not really an age thing.

I mean, the choice is between a teenage idiot with daddy issues, a chick with 3 kids and baby daddy issues, or a crazy cat lady.

Everyone out there is some flavor of fucked.

This consensual sex between two adults is ew and creepy

How progressive...

Isn't this sort of how the new French President and his wife met?