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Someone who spends all their time on WoW making fun of someone who LARPs?

It's like projection city.

Good old nerd hierarchy.

phew, I'm near the top. Thank god.

Remember when pokemon became a huge trend in 2016? I wonder when erotic furries will be the new fad.

It's literally entire life outside of my job and I've travelled to every inhabited continent in support of my hobby, so it's not like I'm a shut in loser who is anti social.

No, you're more of a free range loser.

It's literally entire life outside of my job and I've travelled to every inhabited continent in support of my hobby, so it's not like I'm a shut in loser who is anti social.

To paraphrase the late, great, Richard Jeni - you could be a loser anywhere; North, South, East, West. As a loser, I'd say you have international potential!"

This made me sad more than anything.

It's like the bluepill version of an incel.

This situation is like my greatest fear

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6fc3pb/my_42m_main_hobby_is_larp_live_action_role_play_i/dihr0bo/

there were ongoing conversations with 6 different freinds that all involved me in some way or another. Everything from my acne scars (which aren't that bad), to my choice of car, to my lack of fashion sense and being a "cat f**."

Are we sure the wife isn't a megaposter in r/drama?

It really does sound like he's just deflated by the fact that his bitch wife is the breadwinner. Not a good place to be in mentally.

ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U!

and speak for yourself.

My wife has a Ph.D. and makes more money than I will ever make and I think about those things as I am plunging the head of my pecker deep into her ass. And not ass as in in "damn, that was some nice ass" Ass as in , I shove Big Red up her pooper until her eyes go big and wide like saucers and she starts grabbing the pillow like it is a life preserver.

Honestly man. When you are a high school drop out there is nothing better in this world than having a college professor sucking on your dick.

Fuck him for what?

He didn't say there's anything wrong with the wife making more. He said it's not a good to feel depressed about it.

Maybe I'm just old school, but I really feel embarrassed when my wife pays a bill. It's my problem sure, but when she makes 4x my salary, I have to either allow her to pay, or say 'no' all the time when she wants to buy something nice that she can easily afford and force her to live way below our means.

It isn't a good place to be in mentally. If you can happily accept that she's going to be paying for things, then that is much healthier.

I got used to it.

Before I dated my wife I was living with my GF who was an accountant. And daughter of an accounting professor.

She paid for EVERYTHING. Bought me an alienware computer one day just because. Took me on trips.

I was working as an auto mechanic at the time so I thought it was GREAT!

Ya know.... us men paid for things for like... oh I don't know.... the first 110,000 years. Maybe in todays age of feminist ghostbusters we should let them pick up the check.

I sleep soundly at night listening to the fish jump out in the water...in a house my wife pays for with her massive brain that is smarter than me.

No shame her. Just a better life than I would have on my own.

Cuz if I didn't have a family and a stable life I would be doing coke and banging strippers.

SPEAKING OF! My first wife was a stripper. She would always loaded with a couple grand in cash in her purse.

I told her to pay for everything too.

Fuck em. Fuck all of em.

Just wait till you come home one day and catch your wife fucking your friend. Then you will be where I am mentally.

Wait, your wife who pays for everything also cheated on you?

/u/pointmanzero is a deity from another dimension who details his mostly incomprehensible exploits, sexual or not, for the edification of us lesser beings.

wut?

I might have you confused for another shitposter that wrote in a similar style.

Dependent on stripper wife

Dependent on accountant girlfriend

Dependent on current wife

Got cheated on by one of them

Got excited about an alienware computer

That is depressing.

Yes. This is my entire life and the inky thus that sum me up.

Your intelligence is depressing

Your intelligence is depressing

That's true tho. I only have two brain cells.

Then again I am not the one who consistently keeps on leeching from every wife/gf while hating them at same time ("Fuck em. Fuck all of em.")

She probably cheated on you because you are a child demanding telling your mom spouse to pay for everything.

You seem mad. Want to talk about it?

pls b pasta

It really does sound like he's just deflated by the fact that his bitch wife is the breadwinner. Not a good place to be in mentally.

Slam her head into the headboard. Give that bitch a concussion!

i always have to shove it into the pillow hard because she is LOUD.

Not a good situation to be in but if he leaves her how is he going to find anyone else?

Apparently one of his fellow LARPers have shown interest in him, but he thought he was too old for her.

America does not make men anymore.