quit seriousposting you dumbfucks

86  2017-06-13 by Sarge_Ward

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That doesn't matter. For example: if Texas becomes 65% ethnically Mexican, should Mexico stage a military occupation?

/u/rennfri TBF Mexico invited the white man into Texas to buffer the Comanche raids. They shot themselves in the foot. If they want to try and Come and Take It again, I invite them to try. We Texians will kick their fuckin asses just like we did in 1836 without the help of the USA (except for those Tenneseeans, thanks yall)

This comment is a magnificent powder keg and I'm not going to even nudge it

serious posting and not wanting to start drama, what are you even doing here?

Excuse you, I contributed more than my quota of drama to the linked thread! Give a bitch a break.

Bitch, I thought I told you to get the FUCK off the motherfuckin' subreddit you (((RETARD)))!!!!

You're trying, maybe you're the one who should get the fuck.

his comment is equivalent to "i don't want any drama"

it's a PLOY

It could explode into pages and pages of increasingly childish abuse at any moment.

Let's all just calm down.

The other thing is the Mexicans in Texas (legal or illegal) clearly don't want to live in Mexico.

So what makes someone think those Mexicans would suddenly want to lead an armed revolt so they could be a part of the country they left (legally or illegally) in the first place?

Just because you went to Cabo one time on Spring Break and it was fucking awesome doesn't really mean the rest of Mexico is the same.

There is a reason people choose to walk across a desert to live with 'shitty' white people.

I married into a Mexican family (doing my part for mayocide) and you are exactly right. South Texas is super integrated. Stupid fucking Midwestern whites need to shut the fuck up.

Stupid fucking Midwestern whites need to shut the fuck up.

It's funny how the assholes who whine the most about immigration usually don't live in the border states.

Doesn't New Mexico and Arizona complain plenty?

The odd thing about people complaining about Mexicans in Illinois is that I hear it most from contractors that hire illegals and ex-cons so they don't have to hire union workers.

I don't know about New Mexico but I didn't hear much complaining when I lived in Arizona for a couple years. That being said, there are still complaints, but they're not as demagogic as the typical political rhetoric on immigration.

Doesn't New Mexico and Arizona bitch about them plenty?

Not New Mexico. They're probably browner than south Texas.

I like tacos, and they are from Mexico, but you fagots taking things seriously in this sub make me want to crap texmex burrito out of my butt.

Adopt me pls

If you can't use another country as a temporary buffer against raids, then reclaim the territory once they're no longer useful, then I've been playing CIV wrong all these years.

You need to play games that allow genocide as the answer to be honest.

I just destroy their farms and pretend I'm Stalin.

Spaniard cheese on Sid Meier's Colonization

Never tried that one.

This comment makes it clear that you're 1) from Texas, and 2) not a steer.

Post bussy, ya silly queer.

Also a few Europeans. Interesting list of folks at the Alamo.

We Texians will kick their fuckin asses just like we did in 1836 without the help of the USA

Beating the most indolent race on earth isn't impressive fam

you can take my serious posts over my cold dead body

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

I'm just playing the long con bby.

If anything we should be rewarded for our contribution.

For real, when a news article is linked you have to make your own drama.

shut the fuck up

no

ok bb <3

Your comment gave me cancerous autism

You too

I did my part

I blame /u/phedre for bringing in the /r/all hordes who think this is a place to continue their stupid reddit arguments.

Post boipucci or gtfo

Delete your account.

Post bussy first.

let's see ur hairy vagine bby ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘†โœŒ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”จ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿƒโœˆ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ—๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’’

Now this is the quality shitpost I come to drama for.

You think posting /r/drama arguments in /r/drama is a thing that's more recent than phedre making /r/all? wew

r/lewrongdramageneration

not a real sub

why live

In hopes that you may one day ride high on that tidal wave that will be the mayocide as is cleanses the earth ofc.

wew

shut the fuck up or post bussy zach, you know the rules

He is allowed to post pug pics instead.

lets be real now, this "rennfri" guy reeks of r/all

what do I smell like?

Like Rie Rie's dick likely.

why would rie's dick have dog hair on it lmao

What? I feel like one of us is drunk right now. I meant you would smell like dog hair because of Kev.

My religion doesn't permit me to drink.

People in Portland believe in religion? What are you, Wiccan? That is the only one that I think would be allowed over there. I thought that was just for political lesbians and college bisexuals.

It's called being Wiccan, not Wiccan't. Don't place limits on me.

Your shitposting itt was on point zachie, great work

u know why

autism, obviously

frist of all how dare u

dog hair and canine defective genes.

Well, actually, all of reddit is a free speech zone where intelligent, informed people can have a deep and meaningful discussion about a wide range of topics. I bet you are the kind of person who thinks 'drama' is all about the kind of gossip you'd find in a supermarket tabloid. The truth is that the people of /r/all will continue to raise the standards of conduct until childish 'contributors' like you go back to 4chan and /r/drama turns into the kind of witty, smart, and socially aware space that it is destined to be. If you want to see what that looks like, why don't you visit /r/subredditdrama some time? Just remember to stick to the rules and you might learn something ๐Ÿ˜‰

K

If you want to see what that looks like leftists virtue signaling, why don't you visit /r/subredditdrama some time?

FTFY

Expected socksoff.com.

Disappoint.

I'm gonna stab you with a pair of scissors

You.

Mayocide.

NOW.

And take your shitty pasta with you, vile heathen

I blame yer nan for offerin' blowies for everyone who legit cares about propane and propane accessories.

no

Its so boring ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ช

i enjoy the occasional drama seriouspost. its easy to appreciate in the context of this sub

Well I just have to say we absolutely should not tolerate ill treatment of homosexuals or any persons period. We cannot lower the bar for Russia or any country for that matter. A person is a person no matter what country they come from or what country they live in. Oliver Stone obviously got a little too cozy with Mr Putin.

Team America World Police was a documentary.

Homosexuality is not natural, I won't say it's a disease because I don't believe that, but don't treat homosexuals like they're the same as heterosexuals because they're not. It's not "normal" however you try to define it.

If you believe it is you deny science, you might as well be a flat earther

I still contend that fair an equal treatment of all persons is essential to democracy. Science will not be denied. To each his own but the people must be a governments first priority.

The earth may not be flat but the moon is certainly fake

it's not normal, but it's natural

like, we don't have many synthetic gays yet

Fake news, have you seen transtrenders on tumblr?

ur not my supervisor

bitch don't tell me what to do

Go clean your room.

Get your life in order, FAGGOT!!!!!

You should get yours in order by playing hopscotch on the freeway

Trash response from a faggot. Fuck you bitch nigga.

The lack of self awareness and abundance of hypocrisy in that statement almost makes it worth the read. Now try replying with something actually worth wasting time on the shitter at work on.

Another gay response from the geeky little hoe who thinks people care about his opinion.

You say that as if the same can't be said about you, lol. By all means though, keep spewing word vomit and down voting my replies if it makes you feel better about your sham of a life. Feel free to mayocide yourself and make the world a better place. Your shit tier trolling is almost more pathetic than /u/Prince_Kropotkin shitting out tankie rhetoric in r/anarchism thinking he's not obviously a troll.

Nobody even gets your autistic internet references you geeky piece of trash.

Fuck you you dumb cracker bitch, all of us are waiting for your suicide tape.

Lol, troll harder dude. Bitch all you want but I'm not the one exploding in a futile attempt to get a rise out of someone who clearly finds counter trolling you as easy as simply typing up some random bullshit for you to eat up and continue blowing up over. Now that you mention it though, I do technically owe Rieman a double mayocide.

Nobody cares about your internet feuds you lonely cracker autist.

Comments like these are why we're all constantly laughing at you.

No please, continue proving my point like the silly basement dwelling edgelord that you are by sperging out like a crackhead. Also, I don't have any internet feuds going on at all. My double mayocide is just the result of a bet. You seem to be pretty angry, did I fuck your daughter with my BWC? Trick question, it was your mother that I fucked (which is how you came to exist, sadly). Tell me, my Oreo son, how's so slinging your bussy been going? Have you finally earned enough money to move out of the projects?

More autism from the sad little white boy weeaboo. So hilarious.

Calls a random troll an autistic weeb

Subbed to weeb subs and spergs out whenever possible like a true autist

Riiiight, so is this where your insane spergfest spirals into it's death throws or what? I'm currently taking a shit that's more valuable than your sad attempts at trolling (at least I hope you're trolling, that is. Otherwise this display of yours is pretty sad).

death throws

LMAO, RETARD!!!!

Nice GRAMMAR, WHITE BOY!!!!!!

When you sort to policing grammar is when you know you've pretty much lost whatever battle you've tried to start. How does it feel to know that no matter how much bullshit you may regurgitate in your futile attempts to troll that you'll always be second best to the very troll you're trying to troll due to his ability to counter your trolling with his own generic trolling? It must get your heart racing as you type your little hoodrat heart away, sweating through your cheap socks and fouling up your knock off Jordans. It's at times like this that your gear has to put in as much work as you are. Don't let your sweaty, smelly old socks from Kmart fuck up your game. At socks.com we have the largest selection in high performance kick slippers made of top quality moisture wicking fibers engineered to keep your roach stompers dry and comfortable. Don't let your cheap socks take away from your racist sperging for one cotton picking minute. At socks.com you can choose from thousands of brand name socks at the lowest prices on the market. That's right, we're passing the savings on to you so you can keep the money you've earned slinging that sweet dope on the corner like the ghetto rockstar that you are.

Socks.com: The final word in savings.

Not reading the weeaboo artist's embarrassing diatribe.

You're a gigantic loser and everybody's laughing at you.

Doubling down on your hypocrisy? Awesome!

We're all mocking you you lonely little cracker.

Everybody is mocking everybody here, that's what we do

death throws

LMAO!!!!

Hot damn, look you go, still sperging out as hard as you can over anything you possibly can. Poor little guy, are you lost? Are you coming down from your high? Here, let's ping /u/thisusernameiswitty to see if he can take you home and get you the crack you need.

I love how you can barely even speak your own cracker language, LMAO!!!!!

death throws

So you're just going to focus on one minor typo and keep spouting racism? Man, that sucks. I thought you'd offer more entertaining posts than that. Oh well, shouldn't have expected much from a burnout hoodrat trolling around on Reddit.

Can't handle my racism you dumb little cracker motherfucker?

LMAO, fuckin' WHITE boy!!!!!!

I can handle your shitty word vomit, I've lived in the hood before and I can honestly say that the remarks I received while living there were much higher quality than yours. Best part was that after having this conversations with those people they actually ended up befriending me because I wasn't a bitch about it. Sadly the only person here who's dumb and butthurt is you. Tell me how's it feel to know that you'll never be able to walk down the street without being profiled as the average porch monkey who's dad is better off not being there for you when you take a hit too big for you to handle? What's it like to have dick sucking lips the size of staplers when you're blowing your homie in back alley for your next fix? Does exploding on Reddit make you feel better about it? Do job applications scare you?

Not reading lmao.

death throws

That's where you're wrong kiddo, unlike you I actually have a great dad who's always been around to take care of our family. Nice projection though, sadly it's not an argument.

who's dad

death throws

Say it with me now, /u/supergauntlet

Not

An

Argument

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA, summoning random people into the argument you started for validation that you haven't humiliated yourself!!!!!

Talk about broken English, lol. I pinged /u/supergauntlet because he's where the running gag "not an argument" cane from in this sub. Nice try though, too bad I just like sharing cringey autism like yours with others otherwise you could've had a point but sadly as with all things you say there is no point. I didn't start an argument with you for validationโ€‹ but rather because I simply am following the sub guidelines. Maybe you should take a peak at the sidebar and then hang yourself from one of my trees in my yard. I've hot a nice spot in my backyard that's perfect for such a decoration.

Not an argument is a Stephan Molyneux meme you autistic little bitch.

LMAO, you fuckin' dumb ass cracker!!!!

Yes, good, eat my bait you sad little broken spade. Eat it up and sperg, I want to see if you'll say anything new or just keep the bullshit ad hominem and projection going.

who's dad

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Aw, still laughing at your in shitty jokes that you made by taking a couple words out of context and slapping sine projection onto them. What's the matter my little niglette? Still angry that you were told the truth about how you should simply kill yourself and free up the welfare for those who need it?

You can't even SPEAK your OWN CRACKER LANGUAGE!!!!!

You can't even come up with anything different to say, lol. Kys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ซ

death throws

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Still the same bullshit XD You've lost this one, you don't even have anything new or entertaining to offer at this point. Enjoy being a sad sacks of generic shit. Tell your mother to stop calling me, I'm not paying child support.

who's dad

How embarrassing, you don't even speak your own language!!

If you want to see some really pathetic shit, check out his embarrassing post history, lol

What's the matter, FAGGOT, PISSED I got you BANNED from every fuckin' subreddit on the SITE?

lol you keep wishing this was true, but you can't make it happen, just like everything else in your sad life eh fatty?

keep scouring my history, I enjoy knowing that I own you :)

Yeah, good luck posting on /r/xboxone or /r/gaming from now on.

LMAO. Fuckin' shadowbanned piece of SHIT!!!!

HER HER DER STFU I GOT U BANNED

Reads post history and continues to vomit racism and vulgar bigotry

Dude, seriously. You're either a troll alt account based off of your post history and account age or a demented dweeb pissed off that Uncle Sam denied you you're welfare and told you to get a job other than slinging dope.

LMAO. TRIGGERED by my RACISM you fuckin' cracker motherfucker?

Lol, no I just think that lesser beings like yourself should be killed at birth you retarded fucking edgelord

Gay little WHITE boy!!!

who's dad

HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Is still a faggot

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

See? I can do it to you shit smeared mongoloid.

Says the guy who literally posted

death throws

Says the fucktard who takes a couple words out of context and bases his entire half baked barrage of racist ad hominem attacks on it. You're still saying the same stupid shit and making an ass out of yourself because you couldn't handle me telling you to play in traffic you stupid shit, lol.

death throws

LMAO, can't even speak your own language, fuckin' stupid cracker.

Lmao, you can't even stick to one shitty account you fucking alt-right autist. Tell me, do the other niggas in the hood know that you're so pathetic that you stalk other Reddit users and post to mostly all right wing/alt-right/weeb subs? Do they know that you just blatantly regurgitate shit in order to whore yourself out for karma like your mother did to her baby daddy for some dmt? You're really a sad and pathetic creature, dude. I'm not the only who's seen your post history or your main at'em post history and believe when I say that everyone wishes you were dead. You're the kind of pussy who gets butthurt when he get banned from subs for bring an absolutely disgusting and depressing cunt that lashes out at others to boost your self esteem. You are without a doubt the most pathetic person I've ever seen on the internet in general in my couple decades on this planet and that's saying something.

Kill

Yourself

Now

lol you just got banned idiot, not me

https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/6glx46/oops_ars_technica_gets_xbox_usage_data_wrong/dix01qp/?context=3

remind us, who got the last post :)

Grow up bro. Nobody cares about your opinion if you are too lazy and intellectually dishonest to back up your stupid insults. Ad hominem is not a replacement for debate or logic, but I guess you just think that because you fuck bitches and boss your local beta bitch boys around then that makes you some sort of virtual Genghis Khan who can shout down opposing views? You're just a lowlife two bit thug who couldn't achieve his dreams irl and you feel insecure that not everybody will suck your dick at the tip of your hat. My time here is wasted as you will never work towards a better understanding of the world if it means losing your tribalist group-thinking bullying edge you seem to think you have. Sad!

See, when even my acquaintance here agrees with me that you're just another douchey wannabe troll that's how you know you've fucked up.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

I'm usually a pretty nice guy on the internet but /r/drama is the one place I can let lose and be a complete shithead without consequences. Its pretty great tbqh.

Fuck you, I do what I want.

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DON'T PAY MY SUB

Fuck that draw the lines, it's civil war. I support the confederbussy.

Grabbing my ass doesn't make you my real dad!

Post bussy or I'll show you what does make us your daddy

Just want to add to the fire and say that Colbert watching the entire interview wouldn't have made a difference. It would have been watching Oliver Stone fellate Putin for 4 hours as opposed to just watching the money shot.

Drama occurring in /r/drama is to be posted to SRD

Can any of you chucklefucks read?

Can any of you chucklefucks read?

haha, me too thanks

reading and caring about the rules of this sub

hahahaha

Make me you Sargent.

This, but ironically.

Literally every sub on reddit is turning into a politics sub for some reason right now

No.

when you have eliminated the serious, whatever remains, however autistic, must be the truth