Inexplicably bitter dude pretends to be a woman on alt.games.final-fantasy, cozies up to the regulars, then dumps all of the chat logs onto his website.

115  2017-06-18 by snallygaster

44 comments

Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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Online crossdressing is still crossdressing.

I didn't know that tho

Turn around and lift that skirt for me.

Show us that bussy

I hate that kind of pretending, like when the Cavs pretend to be an NBA team

GO FIST YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Why don't you punch fist him instead, it's okay since he's a nazi.

if i see him irl he's goin down

Come at me

bring it BITCH

Am so confused that people lucky enough not to be from Cleveland are now super-invested in CLE sports. What timeline is this?

I lived there for a short time, and my sister lives there now. It's a great place, seriously. Ridiculously low cost of living, beautiful buildings, friendly and optimistic people, and there's been a huge revival over the past 5 years that's brought in a ton of businesses. If you stick to certain neighborhoods you can get the same exact offerings that you would in a trendy small city but a billion times cheaper.

But if you don't stick to those neighborhoods you see the mad max reality that is Cleveland right?

The shitty neighborhoods aren't particularly awful either, just standard shitty inner-city hoods. It's not like Chicago or Baltimore or anything

Detroit is better.

nuh uh

I maintain that the only good thing about Cleveland is the fries at Greenhouse Tavern.

I lived near Cleveland, closer to Akron/Canton actually. I miss it all the time except during winters.

It's a cozy area. Never been to Canton, but Akron is pretty cool. The best time of year imo is late spring when it thunders every day.

To be fair, it's the same on the West Coast with the Warriors - it helps Cali's fucking huge and they're basically the Lakers of recent days. Throw on LeBron fanboys from his old teams.

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He also made a part 2 wherein he pretended to be a woman on Gaia. Why? Who knows.

He identifies as a woman of Gaia

This is amazing

So he hates an internet video game group so much that he pretended to be a girl so he could have cyber sex with them. Do I have that right?

pretty much, yeah.

Pretty pathetic tbqh

proto noodles

Snally never stop. These olden drama posts are awesome.

i keep trying to read these logs but i only get about five lines and thirty emoticons deep before the bile overwhelms me

Who said investigative journalism was dead?

None of the archive links are working for me. Example.

yeah, some of it is gone forever. :'(

Is that noodles' dad?

I want to read this because I'm sure it's some transcendent autism, but I get one or two lines in to each of these long-winded salt explosions before my eyes glaze over and I start thinking about ham sandwiches.

I assume as a matter of course that all women on the internet are G.I.R.L.s. That goes for you too, Jeff. I mean "Snally."

My parents would never name me Jeff, gross.

I thought I told you to stop stickying your own posts snally? Smh

i didn't!!!

Why is catfishing still a thing?

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cloud strife was a bad influence on edgy boys

I always think of this.

"Chris is gonna be sooo gay after this." -Peter Griffin about to suck dick dressed as chris.