user/jorio

James Gunn fired from Guardians of the Galaxy after some loser digs up 10 year old rape jokes.

454 700 comments 2018-07-20 jorio in r/drama

Milo Yiannopoulos is reportedly closing his company after his billionaire, crypto trading sugar daddy dies of a drug overdose.

316 170 comments 2018-04-28 jorio in r/drama

To counter the release of Space New Vegas, Bethesda is allowing users to pay $100 to play Fallout 76

278 65 comments 2019-10-23 jorio in r/drama

Are Resistards and MAGAmorons just going to get it over with and fuck already? If Tom Arnold has anything to do with it, yes.

202 39 comments 2019-10-27 jorio in r/drama

German town seizes a family's pet pug and sells it on Ebay after they fail to pay debts. Did the migrants do this? Is Germany the canary in the coalmine? Who the fuck would pay $850 for a pug?

163 128 comments 2019-03-02 jorio in r/drama

CNN crowns Miss Gulag 2018!

146 78 comments 2018-02-11 jorio in r/drama

Death Metal Underground, the Internet's oldest metal site, is forced offline by SJW botnet. Will this elderly edgelord die with a whimper as a soy pillow is pressed on its face or will it rejuvenate and once again sodomize the weak?

124 139 comments 2018-05-18 jorio in r/drama

OMG, ACLU, look at her butt! Does a high school cheer team's Big Booty award create an environment of sexual harassment or should WaPo just post pictures already?

121 77 comments 2019-02-23 jorio in r/drama

White knight bravely charges the cherry-picking, meninist horde of r/Worldnews. Can our hero's lance of condescension pierce scaley, shitlord hide or will this windmill just keep grinding out downvotes?

110 208 comments 2017-07-28 jorio in r/drama

Subreddit with 78 subscribers gets 30k+ upvotes for Net Neutrality copypasta. Bots or just "whiny kids ruining my browsing experience."

108 33 comments 2017-11-22 jorio in r/drama

NYTimes columnist Sarah Jeong suggests you should cancel your NYTimes subscription because fuck you she's a cat lady and can say whatever she goddamn pleases.

98 50 comments 2019-09-27 jorio in r/drama

Major Con: NASA investigating astronaut in what could be world's first space crime

96 33 comments 2019-08-24 jorio in r/drama

Is 'I got roofied' thot speak for 'I'm an irresponsible lush?' R/gifs user is slipped downvotes when they doubt that booze being poisoned with substances that cause memory loss and a lack of motor control is as common as Reddit thinks.

95 116 comments 2018-04-11 jorio in r/drama

Numale rants about jeeps while his girlfriend attempts to hold back a tsunami of boomers gleefully ripping on him.

95 27 comments 2019-10-13 jorio in r/drama

PBS's smothering, suburban mom news hour reports that vaping is "more toxic than smoking an entire packet of cigarettes," nicotine addicts exhibit symptoms of irritability in the replies.

93 48 comments 2019-07-29 jorio in r/drama

Virgin Andrew Yang vs. Chad( and future President of the United States) John McAfee

91 26 comments 2019-03-12 jorio in r/drama

Even the shit twisters are bigger in Texas when the Houston PD kills a married couple in a no-knock raid after a criminal informant buys heroin from their house... Except there was no criminal informant... And a bunch of other shit.

90 30 comments 2019-02-17 jorio in r/drama

It's the charge of the White Knight Brigade when a pastor may or may not have brushed Ariana Grande's boob while making racist jokes and eulogizing Aretha Franklin. Not everyone is having it.

86 88 comments 2018-09-01 jorio in r/drama

Fans of a predominately mayo high school basketball team chant "Trump!" at the predominately black and latino opposing team as they take foul shots. R/neoliberal reacts...

85 226 comments 2017-12-18 jorio in r/drama

James Woods's agent celebrates the 4th of July by dropping him as a client. Woods is surprisingly gracious, not so much with the replies.

83 121 comments 2018-07-05 jorio in r/drama

Can Mexican culture be reduced to tacos, oversized sombreros, and pinatas? The Southern Poverty Law Center would like to have a word with the gringos about Cinco De Mayo.

79 68 comments 2018-05-07 jorio in r/drama

Congressman and ex-CIA officer Will Hurd is disinvited from the super edgy hacker conference because he is the man... for being pro-life. Raising the question - do LGBTQ people need to prepare to flee to Canada?

75 47 comments 2019-06-15 jorio in r/drama

Jordan Peterson fans tell their philosophy professor that Simone de Beauvoir's The Second Sex is 'entitled liberal bullshit.' Are these brave lobsters speaking truth to postmodern, neo-Marxist power or are they just 'in a cult based on stupid Youtube videos?'

74 163 comments 2018-03-27 jorio in r/drama

Does alt-reich all-star Richard Spencer lure young, fashy boys to hotel rooms for BJs? The White House's most flaming correspondent has a deep throat....

72 79 comments 2017-06-17 jorio in r/drama

Pseudo-intellectuals of r/JordanPeterson and r/BadPhilosophy duke it out over who has more friends.

72 204 comments 2018-01-29 jorio in r/drama

Wypipo spawn wear MAGA hats to the National Museum of African American History & Culture, the Boston Globe recognizes that this is in no way a news story. Seriously, clicking this link just returns a 404 or maybe a feature article about Brexit's potential effect on transatlantic relations.

68 116 comments 2018-06-08 jorio in r/drama

SARGON vs. BADPHIL SMACKDOWN!: Does being "anti-fascist" make AntiFa the opposite of fascists or is the whole thing more like a sibling rivalry? Will Badphil manage to mass flag Carl of Swindon off of Youtube or will Carl turn Badphil into his latest lolcow? Only time will tell...

66 83 comments 2017-11-10 jorio in r/drama

Gymbro roid rages at padawan deadlifter for being 'to loud' and kicks him in the nuts. The Internet's strength community is not amused.

59 44 comments 2018-08-04 jorio in r/drama

The Grand Old Party makes sure all micks know to keep it one sheet to the wind this Saint Paddy's Day.

59 46 comments 2019-03-17 jorio in r/drama

As The United States Women's National Team wins its 2nd straight world cup, Eurotrash seetUSA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

59 46 comments 2019-07-07 jorio in r/drama

OP's skull shape turns out to be retard and a Somalian tells a bunch of SJWs that he is proud to be white in this edition of Bad Social Science Quarterly.

58 138 comments 2018-01-01 jorio in r/drama

DARPA tries to bantz with conspiracy theorists...

57 13 comments 2019-08-29 jorio in r/drama

Smirkin dipshit arrested after threatening a mass shooting at a Jewish community center. /pol/tards seethe and cope while r/news turns into a total shit show.

55 19 comments 2019-08-18 jorio in r/drama

Varg Vikernes records multiple spergs after (((The Lords of Chaos))) portrays him as an autistic, insecure fat kid.

52 37 comments 2019-02-26 jorio in r/drama

Syrian woman frees herself from a trash bag..... But has she freed herself from the prison that is her own mind? Are you allowed to have an opinion about this if you are a furry? Allow R/Gifs to liberate you from your ignorance.

47 24 comments 2017-10-18 jorio in r/drama

Al 'Golden Groper' Franken to resign. Are the Dems taking a principled stand or just "getting fucked in the ass?" r/politics debates...

47 59 comments 2017-12-06 jorio in r/drama

Is this post-drama because I sincerely find it interesting or is it meta-drama because it is simply a more obtuse instantiation of the "this sub sucks now" post format?

46 15 comments 2021-02-24 jorio in r/drama

Pixelatedboat reacts to the Manletto of Bagoli opera by suggesting that people who interact with strangers through expressions of anger and frustration may have mental health problems. Twitter responds.

45 61 comments 2019-07-11 jorio in r/drama

Schiff Memo released

41 146 comments 2018-02-24 jorio in r/drama

Dude tries to get into random pointy-head's pants. Was she right to call in the white knights, or should she have vagged up and dealt with this herself like a real feminist? Twatter debates.....

36 42 comments 2017-07-02 jorio in r/drama

Aryan embarassments dox "optic cuck" RickyVaughn/RapinBill to Huffington Post for not failing hard enough.

34 17 comments 2018-04-05 jorio in r/drama

Was the Manchester attack God's punishment for Ariana Grande's "promiscuous lifestyle and dances?" A Twitter user thinks so...

32 15 comments 2017-05-23 jorio in r/drama

Does thinking a man who raped and murdered a 15-year-old girl deserves more than 5-years in prison make you "a low-life retard with a low-income job?" Elite Eurotrash shows up in r/TIL to put down a prole uprising.

31 24 comments 2017-08-09 jorio in r/drama

"Do you want to see the eyes of a rat?" Mr. Jones goes to Washington and finds a Criminal News Network reporter scurrying through the hallway.

31 9 comments 2018-09-05 jorio in r/drama

The Lisping Gorilla threatens to chimp out( in self-defense) on 'Runnin' Richard Spencer.

30 17 comments 2017-10-21 jorio in r/drama

Bernout goes to r/Mississippi to get out the vote in the Alabama Senate race.

29 34 comments 2017-12-01 jorio in r/drama

The denizens of PublicFreakout😠 flock to OP's personal army after he and his neighbor have a short argument over mutual noise complaints. Not everyone is ready to sign up...

29 2 comments 2020-04-11 jorio in r/drama

Is it a major party foul to toss a crowd surfing girl 10ft into a barricade or did the personal space invading bitch have it coming? R/WTF debates...

28 7 comments 2018-07-19 jorio in r/drama

(((NYTimes))) smears Alt-Right organizer and combat veteran Eli Mosley with "stolen valor" fake news... It's fake news, right, Eli?

27 26 comments 2018-02-05 jorio in r/drama

What's the least shocking news story you can think of?

27 53 comments 2018-03-26 jorio in r/drama

Daddy has Kasich in the dreaded Queens Clutch. This does not look good for Kasich. BAH GAWD! KASICH REVERSES! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!

27 7 comments 2018-08-13 jorio in r/drama

It's never to late to do the neutral thing! Announcing my candidacy in the possible upcoming r/Drama mod election.

26 16 comments 2018-04-07 jorio in r/drama

Modern man of science owns superstitious primitive.

26 13 comments 2019-03-07 jorio in r/drama

3:AM Magazine an heros itself after pulling an interview with a 'gender critical' feminist creates a backlash

26 7 comments 2019-03-20 jorio in r/drama

Does the constitution guarantee the right of drag queens to access library services available to others or is David Cheese-eating Surrender Monkey ceding the public square "to the pagans and the perverts?"

26 6 comments 2019-06-05 jorio in r/drama

Bad wizard claims that "discount retailer" Wal-Mart is more profitable when America is in the outhouse, the Knights of the Rollback Table lay siege to their penthouse.

25 7 comments 2019-08-16 jorio in r/drama

Snaggle-Toothed Wanker gets their knickers in a twist when Amerifats mislabel a pastry..... Or was it Canadifats? Pedants come to snark in this mildly dramatic breakdown of Transatlantic relations.

23 6 comments 2017-09-27 jorio in r/drama

Daily Beast: (Acosta had) cut the non-prosecution deal with one of Epstein’s attorneys because... “I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone,”

22 17 comments 2019-07-10 jorio in r/drama

Was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's campaign and Justice Democrats a way for tech mogul Saikat Chakrabarti to buy his way into power? One public document looker upper thinks so.

21 3 comments 2019-02-20 jorio in r/drama

Jabba's Army of Spies

19 4 comments 2017-11-07 jorio in r/drama

Study indicates that ingesting semen increases fertility. Is it finally worth attempting to explain science to women or are we being confounded by narratives.

19 10 comments 2019-04-03 jorio in r/drama

Wheel chair, not fair. Ha, ha, charade you are. Unearned medals, cheating devils. Ha, ha, charade you are.

18 10 comments 2018-07-26 jorio in r/drama

Can Mitch McConnell use the 1st Amendment to turn America into a Christian autocracy? The internet hears oral arguments in Twitter Mob v. Batshit Journalist.

17 9 comments 2018-06-27 jorio in r/drama

Kavanaugh innocent? Heroic/Mansplaining think tank bro/Pepe Silvia breaks the case wide open/is committing libel.

17 32 comments 2018-09-20 jorio in r/drama

'Boo' turns into 'you deserve a stiff punch in the fucking face' when OP's Trump supporting ways are revealed on r/standupshots.

14 4 comments 2018-05-17 jorio in r/drama

Rumble in the NeverTrump jungle when Bill Kristol congratulates a reporter for his new webzine, The Bulwark, after she "trigger(s) so many snowflakes" by calling pro-lifers "scary."

14 1 comments 2019-03-03 jorio in r/drama

R/Neoliberal attempts to drum up some cheap R/All publicity by calling Trump a rapist as a horde of downvotes immigrate to a user that wonders about the Bill Clinton flair

12 48 comments 2017-10-25 jorio in r/drama

Is there a little bit of Alex Jones in everyone or just Amerifats? Sandy Hook parents defamation suit provokes nature vs. nurture debate in r/politics.

11 7 comments 2018-04-17 jorio in r/drama

Has Reddit discovered the next great cheesy, sentimental landscape painter or is OP just working an Ebay angle? The critics of r/pics are divided...

10 1 comments 2017-12-11 jorio in r/drama

The New York Times, leading publisher of liberal erotica, brings you the sizzling tale of Pocahontas and the swing voters. Sparks will fly as Pocahontas teams up with the valiant knight Eric Holder to dethrone the evil, feckless, orange howler monkey.

10 56 comments 2018-07-30 jorio in r/drama

Celebrated author Herman Mellville under fire after controversial past writings surface

10 1 comments 2018-08-02 jorio in r/drama

I know that this sucks but white supremacy must be stopped at all costs. It's time to declare an immediate, global megaboycott. #CancelHarry

10 1 comments 2019-07-17 jorio in r/drama

Death Metal Underground writer believes that the readers may be responsible for the site's recent downturn, some commenters disagree.

9 3 comments 2017-12-14 jorio in r/drama

Bird of Freedom liberates barn and crushes all opposition. Should Mom accept regime change or is armed resistance justified? r/WTFdebates...

9 4 comments 2018-02-16 jorio in r/drama

It's redneck on redneck crime when Social Distortion's Mike Ness jumps into the crowd to attack a middle finger wielding Trump supporter. R/music has all of the answers to your most pressing questions...

9 26 comments 2018-08-16 jorio in r/drama

Is Grandpa's side piece ruining his legacy? R/news debates.

8 8 comments 2016-08-08 jorio in r/drama

Shackle dragger's boredom turns TO RAGE when their attempt at FACT CHECKING isn't well received. (Note: They responded to the same comment twice so you'll have to scroll down for the first one.)

7 2 comments 2018-07-01 jorio in r/drama

Twitizen finds a sign claiming that basketball Americans will be charged extra at a local Starbucks. It's time to play Jussie Smollett or just dumb?

6 9 comments 2019-04-17 jorio in r/drama

/Our guy/ has an unpopular opinion.

5 1 comments 2018-04-29 jorio in r/drama

Vox fugee Matt Yglesias has a plan to stop Capitol Hill Police violence against mostly peaceful protestors

5 12 comments 2021-01-07 jorio in r/drama

Roy Moore would like to request a sidebar with the voters of Alabama.

4 9 comments 2017-11-14 jorio in r/drama

21st Century Globocuck Fighting Man decides to wake up the sheeple with his own music video, the Comment Section of the Crimson King bursts with red pills and bewilderment.

4 1 comments 2018-02-26 jorio in r/drama

The reunion of separated at birth twins Jonah Goldberg and Seb Gorka is not going well...

4 3 comments 2019-06-21 jorio in r/drama

Sweden cucked by chad crown jewel thieves

3 2 comments 2018-08-01 jorio in r/drama

Amelie Wen Zhao book cancellation fallout continues when a literary agent who looks nothing like Paul Rudd accuses Vulture's Kat Rosenfield of being "disingenuous" and "twisting [his] words" while Jesse Singal dons his white armor.

3 28 comments 2019-01-31 jorio in r/drama

Paddy pagan society tells racist, "odinist" couple to feck off. Is this word murder? Reddit thinks so but a couple of MDE users manage to pry off their ankle bracelets and head over to the town square to raise some objections.

1 1 comments 2018-05-14 jorio in r/drama

Shackle dragger's boredom turns TO RAGE when their attempt at FACT CHECKING isn't well received. (Note: They responded to the same comment twice so you'll have to scroll down for the first one.)

1 0 comments 2018-07-01 jorio in r/drama

Badphil comes to the defense of mayos when it's pointed out that Karl Marx was a mayo, attempted coolie uprising is brutally suppressed.

1 0 comments 2018-10-18 jorio in r/drama

Badphil comes to the defense of mayos when it's pointed out that Karl Marx was mayo, attempted coolie uprising is brutally suppressed.

1 23 comments 2018-10-18 jorio in r/drama

Has Donald Trump "radicalized more people than ISIS?" CNN debates.

1 60 comments 2018-10-29 jorio in r/drama

Daddy calms anxious nation by announcing plans to end birth right citizenship.

1 684 comments 2018-10-30 jorio in r/drama

TERRORISTS TARGET TORBA! GRILL SHAKEN BUT UNHARMED! FAR LEFT MEDIA TO BLAME? #TORBASTRONG

1 5 comments 2018-11-01 jorio in r/drama

Is that enough of Criminal News Network heckling Daddy or does Mr. President need to answer one more muh Russia question? Things get a little tense in this round of Acosta vs Trump.

1 1 comments 2018-11-07 jorio in r/drama

Michael Avenatti accuses Jacob Wohl/Surefire Intelligence of trying to frame him.

1 58 comments 2018-11-15 jorio in r/drama

The Once and Future Faggot: Milo returns to reclaim the throne of Gooberdom from beaver sorcerer Jordan Peterson.

1 2 comments 2018-11-20 jorio in r/drama

Did President Trump have President Bush's casket placed in a ring of stones resembling a Q as a warning to all deep state globocucks? No, but since when has that mattered?

1 69 comments 2018-12-04 jorio in r/drama

Did Stefan Molyneux own post-modernism's AIDS infested bussy or is ad hominem NOT AN ARGUMENT? Step into the Twinkery and find out.

1 1 comments 2018-12-11 jorio in r/drama

Flaneur and deadlifter Nassim Taleb meteor strikes IQcels creating an iamverysmart vein that could potentially be mined for decades.

1 21 comments 2018-12-27 jorio in r/drama

Goddamn these motherfuckers

1 7 comments 2018-12-28 jorio in r/drama

Jon "five failed drug tests since 2015" Jones defeats Alexander Gustafsson to reclaim the UFC Light Heavyweight title. R/MMA reacts by turning on Joe Rogan.

1 111 comments 2018-12-30 jorio in r/drama

Did the Audubon Society provide "22 astonishing shots of birds getting their grub on" or "bird chauvinism" in which the "prey items are never identified?" See top comment to find out.

1 8 comments 2019-01-06 jorio in r/drama

Journal of Bad Social Science Winter 2019: I'm no longer welcome in r/psychology ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Does a disabled vet just totally not get white privilege? Taking on "fucking crude neurosexist bigotry."

1 6 comments 2019-01-10 jorio in r/drama

Virginia attorney general Mark Herring, third in the line of succession for governor, was also a huge Michael Jackson fan in college.

1 64 comments 2019-02-06 jorio in r/drama

"The correct word is vagina... That’s an incorrect use of the word mansplaining."

1 34 comments 2019-02-11 jorio in r/drama

Twitizen finds a sign claiming that basketball Americans will be charged extra at a local Starbucks. It's time to play Jussie Smollett or just dumb.

1 0 comments 2019-04-17 jorio in r/drama

Is a white girl hugging a "swarthy" but also white, "assigned female at birth" child proof that "little white girls are raised to be oppressors too?" No, but it's interesting to watch this new species of woke momma bear emerge.

1 1 comments 2019-08-24 jorio in r/drama

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough gets taken in by foreign fake news operative

1 1 comments 2019-09-25 jorio in r/drama

Gleen Greenwald and pro-Bolsanaro Commentator Augusto Nunes get into an old man fight on Brazilian Youtube.

1 1 comments 2019-11-07 jorio in r/drama

Glenn Greenwald and pro-Bolsanaro commentator Augusto Nunes get into an old man fight on Brazilian Youtube.

1 3 comments 2019-11-07 jorio in r/drama

Representative Eric Swalwell really lets it rip during an interview with Chris Matthews on the Trump impeachment.

1 8 comments 2019-11-19 jorio in r/drama

Should students who refuse to kill as many of their patients as possible be denied access to medical school? Blood bath in r/philosophy...

1 59 comments 2019-11-25 jorio in r/drama

Neighborhood Watch Captain and proud owner of the biggest balls in the universe George Zimmerman is suing the parents of Trayvon Martin.

1 411 comments 2019-12-04 jorio in r/drama

Chad banana artist Maurizio Cattelan unites with chad banana art eater David Datuna

1 7 comments 2019-12-08 jorio in r/drama

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1 7 comments 2019-12-18 jorio in r/drama

SJWs finally making themselves useful? Harry Potter lady is getting cancelled

1 312 comments 2019-12-19 jorio in r/drama

Did Trump troll Iran into shooting down a passenger jet? Internet experts debate with skeptics

1 19 comments 2020-01-08 jorio in r/drama

The hostage situation at FactCheck.org continues as international, super-terrorist Sam Hyde forces them to publish farcical propaganda in an attempt once again elude law enforcement.

1 16 comments 2020-01-29 jorio in r/drama

Presbyterian pastor has a word of warning for all you Joseph motherfuckers out there

1 4 comments 2020-02-04 jorio in r/drama

Philosophy professor and youtuber Dr. Gregory Sadler responds to "unsolicited advice" after years of petty brigading by /lit/. Should the content wranglers redouble their efforts to corral the Minotaur of Milwaukee or is it time to cut the ol boy some slack? 4chan debates...

1 35 comments 2020-02-13 jorio in r/drama

Is country singer Strugill Simpson "being outlaw or just being an asshole" when he tells Uproxx that he doesn't like arenas or awards shows and "downgrades" Chris Stapleton to contemporary country. The Saving Country Music blog has a 295 comment debate.

1 16 comments 2020-02-24 jorio in r/drama

Fountains of Wayne bassist dies of the rona( Rivers Cuomo continues to walk this earth, there is no god). R/music debates whether being fat is a preexisting condition.

1 1 comments 2020-04-02 jorio in r/drama

Fountains of Wayne bassist dies of the rona😢( Rivers Cuomo continues to walk this earth, there is no god). R/music debates whether being fat is a preexisting condition

1 7 comments 2020-04-02 jorio in r/drama

Paul Ledney, vocalist and drummer for the band Profanatica, discusses the cancellation of black metal shows in the wake of the Covid-19 epidemic

1 4 comments 2020-05-04 jorio in r/drama

I graduated top of my class in the Soy Seals

1 41 comments 2020-12-02 jorio in r/drama

No need to help me cause she's weak as hell, this rape is cancelled and I can get out! ( <-- You see, this headline is a play on words based on Trapt's 2nd highest charting single "Still Frame" which peaked at #3 on the US Alt chart in 2003.)

1 2 comments 2020-12-07 jorio in r/drama

No need to help me cause she's weak as hell, this rape is cancelled and I can get out! ( <-- You see, this headline is a play on words based on Trapt's 2nd highest charting single "Still Frame" which peaked at #3 on the US Alt chart in 2003.)

1 2 comments 2020-12-07 jorio in r/drama

No need to help me cause she's weak as hell, this rape is cancelled and I can get out! ( You see, this headline is a play on words based on Trapt's 2nd highest charting single "Still Frame" which peaked at #3 on the US Alt chart in 2003.)

1 2 comments 2020-12-07 jorio in r/drama

Pornhub gets DP'd by two monster cards

1 35 comments 2020-12-10 jorio in r/drama

Do you think the Delaware Mummy administration bring back the simpler, halcyon days of yore?

1 5 comments 2021-01-20 jorio in r/drama

What the Hell! Are Bruce Springsteen and Jeep finding "common ground" or spreading "Christian nationalist" propaganda.

1 11 comments 2021-02-08 jorio in r/drama