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Wtf? Why isn't Jew an option for race?

good goy

ty goychik

Because then the goyim would know

I just don't want there to be any mix-ups when the mayocide begins

Are (((we))) white this week or not?

(((We))) aren't. I call it the White Supremacist loophole. Intended to deny us whiteness, but just gave us extra non-mayo powers and a get out of mayocide free card.

Oy vey, remind them of the 6 quantillion

Because they are a social construct and aren't real.

Also I love the low expectations for salary

I was just going to say that. I imagine $50K is unimaginably large to someone like homosexual bot coder /u/justcool393, so he put that option, smugly chuckling that no one could possibly ever earn that much.

I noticed that and feel honored. You should have allowed people to pick multiple answers for their (least) favorite regulars though. Looking forward to the results, especially the last question.

/u/DeepDickedHillybilly, I actually copy pasted those categories from some kinda scientific survey.

From the 60s?

and I couldn't put student and salary, like bitch Im making 20k on top of being a student.

Does a trust fund count as a "salary" if one chooses not to work?

/u/Prince_Kropotkin, please respond.

>goes to LSU

>considered a student

Lol

implying a major in FOOTBAW isn't more valuablethan a gender studies major

Oh its valuable to everyone else in your circle fam

I honestly expect a decent amount of us to make good money. Some of the seriouspostings here are high quality.

Bitchhhhhh why am I not on the list of regulars ?

WHAT ABOT ME RRREEEEEEEEE
Also, no Brianna Wu on the lolcow menu? Do you hate trans women?

Also that persephone chick doesn't seem as mentally challenged as the others. Though she definitely needs to stop bitching about haters.

i voted you and also a whole bunch of anime titles i like.

anime

You hurt me. I thought we had something. Something special. But then you tell me you watch Taiwanese mo-cap videos? Why is this world so cruel to me?

Thx boo

I kinda should be too...

yay!

Add me senpai

who's thydocco's current handle?

He's the same handle, he just very rarely posts now. It's Pantherchamp

Could you add me OwO

Same TBH

Do I not shitpost enough for the list? :(

No.

>tfw not good enough to be an /r/drama regular

Can you add /u/ReddCrowe / KhristKannon and /u/CirqueDuFuder too please?

You should be added too tbh.

I don't really post enough to count as a regular any more

Same for me tbh.

I jsut took this survey where the fuck was I homie.

Who cares about low T users like you

Not being on there made my day. /u/Ultrashitpost should be included though. Shitting up every single thread with his platitudes.

yeah i was pleasantly surprised to see i wasn't on there.

I said "i was pleasantly surprised to see i wasn't on there"

Mod senpai actually noticed you. This is not the time to play coy.

oh ok, just wanted to be sure bby

Put him on there twice

Don't worry dawg I voted for you

Nice. Misery loves company. I'd never thought about kms until I saw my name on there.

Why do you want that? Do you not have anything better going for you right now

P much

Submitted 😘

Why are there three exactly the same options re: Political Leaning?

Lol, I meant neoliberal/south park neutral/radical centrist.

About the different flavors of nazis I agree, more choice for them is better.

I did my duty, now you do yours.

I grabbed many illegals to vote on this survey.

MATCH ME.

I took my laptop down to home depot and hired a bunch of day laborers to fill out the survey

I'm socially stunted and autistic so I filled out this survey 23 times by myself.

Wow, great job! I'm proud of you!

Vote early and vote often.

Future survey question suggestions:

1. How many accounts have been banned / shadowbanned?

2. Roughly how many subs are you banned from?

3. How many times have you been banned from /r/drama?

4. Are you banned from SRD? 4b. If no, do you wish you were?

Did anyone else feel relief when they realized they weren't noticeable enough to warrant a question on the survey? That's when I'd delete my account and create a new one tbqhwyf.

Time to die, I guess.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Next year will be my year

Go back to 4chan

I feel bad that I could instantly figure out what the words of that acronym were

To be quite honest with you fam? Isn't that common

>mfw not on the list

Hey, they can still write you in for one of the answers.

I saw no option for fat manlet. The implication is clear

Really any of them. The people should know if there are subhumans around them

If we were predisposed to do a little extra effort we wouldn't be fat, fam.

sweats

haha y-yeah. wouldn't want any chubby manlets around... haha

There's already an incel option :P

Wew good point fam. Although i think descel is more appropriate. Deservedly celibate.

I'm a regular? Time to kill myself I guess.

Lucky bastard, should have nuked /r/cinemasins When you had the chance

Never had that level of authority, unfortunately

I would just like to thank god and jesus that I am not listed as an /r/drama "regular"

>editing the survey in real time

I didn't know the mods were capable of such jewry.

oh fuck I need to go and retake it

where's the "meme you hate?" category?

Need that and checkboxes so I don't have to just be stuck with one.

I'd say which memes I hate but then I'd get flooded with them. Much like /u/prince_kropotkin gets bombarded with neoliberal memes.

except /r/neoliberal memes actually help people though

I except a tug on this line shortly.

This, but unironically

Baneposting should occupy at least 4 of the checkboxes.

Have I mentioned how much of a hothead I am?

Disgusting.

Your list of kinks is so pedestrian. No inflation, no kigurumi, no shitting dick nipples.

I've never been this kinkshamed before. Literally shaking rn.

Ikr its so fucking gross

I've never been this kinkshamed before. Literally shaking rn.

Must have been a really good orgasm

dropped the poll as soon as i saw no josou seme tbh

kigurumi

Please describe in detail, I don't wanna google this.

Pro tip: lie on the survey so the mods won't know where you keep your tendies

I don't eat tendies.

I feel a little disappointed not getting to pick multiple good memes, also Assy is right and there should have been a terrible memes category.

i cant believe i actually bothered filling this thing out mostly seriously god i should just end it all

What else would I do on my morning poop?

Masturbate, like a normal human being.

At work?

Uh, unless you've got a retarded job, yeah.

It's 2017 bro, in case you didn't get the memo.

I'd kill you to fill it in.

I mean, I wouldn't, but quit your bitching.

Also, is there a link for latecomers?

I voted u/MasterLawlz for best mod, but I want him to know that I consider it a protest vote.

Contrarianism is also my main method of getting women

how's that working out for you?

Very, very poorly thus far. But they say a genius is someone who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome, so I still have faith.

hit the lawyer, delete the gym, and facebook up

But they say a genius is someone who does the same thing over and over and expects a different outcome

if you aren't a mod yet you should be.

I am, from now and forever more

I'm not listed as a drama regular :(

Lol! Thanks fam but the sad face was about 40% joking 💜

Fair.

...?

There's too many off us. Some of us need to neck ourselves

Do I count as a regular?

How the hell am I not a regular? You should at least give people the opportunity to easily pick me for "least favorite."

It's okay. I didn't put you for worst mod.

As top mod of /r/drama, I didn't take offense to the fact that I wasn't added as a regular either.

why isn't there a hispanic who doesn't pretend theyre white option for the race question?? REEEEEEEEEEE

You are white enough. Don't think saying Latina or Latinxyz or whatever people say now will save you when the race war starts.

We all know every Hispanic without a tan will be trying to get on the winning team.

Why do ask for bitmojis and selfies if you never look at them?

I WILL LOOK AT THEM TONIGHT REEEE my phonw is shit so snapchap freezes soemtimes

enter your personal preferences in jewgle.com goy!

No.

Why isn't there an question for who has the best custom flair? And the only answer should be me.

Gonna have to disagree with ya there buddy

Highest income bracket is $50k+. Suddenly I feel rich.

Suddenly I feel richer than the average /r/drama poster.

Not an argument

Actually, you are looking for the median /r/drama user, the average wealth is actually pretty high here.

Fine. /r/drama - /u/xNotch

Dude, I AM /r/drama

You're slacking btw. Need another vague tweet to rile up the nerds. Have you tried naming a random sports team just to watch the wild speculation for fun?

Is Haley Joel Osment's character on Silicon Valley supposed to be you?

Fuck you for actually getting a response from senpai.

Oh I thought everyone did. You still haven't yet?

😭

Also, no xnotch bracket?

When does the survey end so we can see results? Also glad I'm not a regular, I'd fucking kill myself if people knew me for that.

You spelled my name wrong :<<

Or maybe you spelled your name wrong?

Exactly what I thought

Fuck, now I want to go back and vote for you as biggest pile of shit on /r/drama

You're just jelly, fam.

Hey /u/justcool393, isn't it a bit unfair to not officially recognize /u/Cloacalla_Festival's terminal autism and pathetic tryhard edginess here? He's the void that filled /u/yourgayopinion after he got banned or probably an alt.

tfw not popular enough to be drama regular.

Its better not to be lol

I only recognise maybe half of the mod list wtf? What are the other mods doing?

Implying any of the mods do things

Why am I two separate options for fav lolcow?

Oh I thought it was a joke lol, like I'm that much of a lolcow

This survey just got more autistic the further you got.

Nice

I'm excited for this because I'm a complete shithead and have nothing else going on in my life right now.

why isn't bussy an option.

am i not a regular :(

I did this instead of masturbating :(

Last years results in case anyone cares.

1 person opted in as a redpiller. lol

This one has more respondents.

4chan: 72.6%

Didn't realize I was surrounded by fucking nerds

I got to page four and I'm sorry, but I just couldn't go on. It was like something out of the Teen Choice Awards.

which mod have you got a secret crush on?

.

who is the sexiest mod?

.

best kiss in an r/drama thread?

.

which poster would you most like to see dick picks of?

At least with the Teen Choice Awards we get to see the winners covered in slime.

You mean you've never seen /u/Zachums and /u/riemann1413 covered in each other's slime?

Do you have any idea how much money I've spent on hypnosis trying to forget that ever happened?

This tbh

I identify as negrosexual. Where's my representation, mang?

Done. Looking forward to the results. But what's with dark-skinned latinos not having a representation REEEEE.

There's chocolate.

http://i.imgur.com/cMfkFGP.gifv

No Vore on the kink list. Mods confirmed as vanilla in the sack

Jews get a race but Arabs don't? Fucking صهيونيين.

absolutely haram

They have to satisfy God's chosen people

Finished it for you, bb

Whoever wrote this, suffers autism.

Results when?

You motherless fuck, I want them now.

I have to change all of the variations on /u/Prince_Kropotkin [+19]'s username (there are a lot of them)

ok I may have contributed to that.

lmao

can you make seriousposting an option for favorite meme?

>had to nuke my last account

>dont get listed as a regular

The fact that I care is the worst part about it.

Brb kms

Pissed a lot of people off and there was enough info that if someone went full 'tism they'd be able to doxx me.

/u/Cyanidekat_risen and /u/thydocco never post anymore. Regulars, my acne.

Much like herpes I never quite leave

You're alive!!!

Yeah I just fell off the posting circuit.

Im not on the regular list

Why is there no living in Asia option for the weebs who are living the dream?

White 307 74.2 Asian 15 3.6 Serbian 18 4.3 Black 9 2.2 Successful Black 12 2.9 Some shade of brown not good enough to get its own category 53 12.8

Next time dont tag it after closing shitlord. MY SURVEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY VOICE MATTERS

party parrot is okay but here's some doot instead

you bastards, closing this survey after 6 hrs

slander

It's the end of Friday. Bitch where are they?