2017 /r/Drama Demographics Survey Results

100  2017-06-24 by justcool393

As I said in my previous post, I'd be posting the results to the survey for our amazingly unique, and tremendously infamous sassy manarchist subreddit. The survey is now closed, so don't bother responding. Anyway, as promised, here is the data. Here is what we found:

We had 550 respondents total. Considering there were 1370 views (although reddit's view counting system is odd to say the least), this means that 40.15% of you who saw it actually participated. That was way higher than I expected, especially from /r/Drama members, which tend to be lazy. Some of you obviously lied on the survey, but no responses were removed.

Who makes up /r/Drama?

A lot of you, about 65% are white (excluding Hispanic whites, which make up 6%). Jewish people (who are technically mayo, but are counted differently for the purpose of this survey) make up 38 members, or about 7% of /r/Drama. This means that when /u/SnapshillBot says that "the Jews did this", there is a not insignificant chance that its actually that.

We have 28 (5.09%) Asians or Pacific Islanders and 13 (2.36%) hapas folks, 16 (2.91%) black folks. These responses are combining some of the ones that are relatively close to actual responses (for example, the one respondent who wrote-in "Aryan" was changed to "Mayo".

Unsurprisingly, most /r/Drama members are relatively young. The 18-24 and 25-34 age brackets make up 79.64% of /r/Drama. 21 of you said they were 65 or over. I have my doubts on how many of you respondents were truthful on this. It really makes you think. πŸ€”

Moving on, it's quite a sausagefest (breakdown by percentage) here, with 442 (80.36%) of you males. 90.18% of you are cis, while 9.82% do not identify that way. Seven (1.27%) identify as trans and 21 (3.82%) are nonbinary or genderqueer. The trans numbers however are hard to accurately nail down. On a related note, sexuality. Degeneracy is unfortunately a really common occurrence on this subreddit with 66.18% of the members this way. 45 (8.18%) are homosexual, and 96 (17.45%) are bisexual or pansexual. 11 (2.00%) do not identify as any of the options.

/r/Drama, from what we can tell, is poor. 38.73% of you make no income whatsoever. After that however, income appears to go up. Non-NEET users with no income is only 10 more than the amount of users who make $50,000 or more/year (146 (26.55%)). A lot of you (241 (43.82%)), however, are currently employed for wages. Here is the employment status as a pie chart.

Unfortunately for us, loving the poorly educated may not be necessary as we tend to be pretty well educated (breakdown by percentage), which may come as a surprise when things like this get posted. This also may be affirmative action at work.

At the moment, a bit over half of you are single (breakdown by percentage), with 35 (6.36%) of you being incels, and 36 (6.55%) of you doing something illegal that I really don't want to know.

Onto religion. Most of you are either atheist or agnostic (breakdown by percentage), although there are some God-fearing men or women. There were some interesting selections for "Other". A shockingly low number of you wrote in something to do with bussy.

/r/Drama is filled to the brim with liberals (breakdown by percentage). 124 (22.55%) of you are South Park Neutral (this includes those who selected Other and put stuff like "I don't care about politics"), however there are 136 (24.73%) liberals (not including those who selected Neoliberal). Like before, I was shocked that almost no one put in a variation on mayocide (there were two (0.36%)).

Most of you are from North America or Europe (451 (82.00%) of you, in fact, breakdown by percentage), although we have some New Zealanders and Aussies in here.

Over half of you have an account from three years old to five years old (breakdown by percentage). This follows a bell curve.

Let's get intimate

/r/Drama unsurprisingly has users with fetishes. Here is the breakdown of all of them. I may edit this post with a more readable list. Y'all need Jesus.

About your fellow users...

161 (29.27%) of you selected /u/snallygaster as your favorite mod (breakdown by percentage) and 323 (58.73%) liked snally. 14.18% of you didn't select anyone as a mod you liked.

124 (22.55%) of you selected /u/riemann1413 as your least favorite mod (breakdown by percentage) and 191 (34.72%) of you just don't like something about riemann, but just can't but your finger on it. 26.00% of you didn't dislike any moderators.

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won was your favorite user (breakdown by percentage). Despite being a required question, 31 of you said a variation on "None". Everyone on the graph got two or more votes.

A lot of you do not like /u/Prince_Kropotkin. He got least favorite user (breakdown by percentage) by over three times what the next person /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won got.

It was a close race between /u/Jewdank and /u/AngryDM on best lolcow (breakdown by percentage), but Jewdank came on top in the end.

But who drives their agenda into everyone's throats? That would be /u/Prince_Kropotkin, according a large portion of you (breakdown by percentage). A lot of you are dumb and said "no one". It probably shouldn't have been a write-in question. A lot of you also said my mother. While she does agendapost, her agenda is correct.

A lot of you like these types of dramas (breakdown by percentage). There are a lot of you who like gender wars and political drama, which probably explains the uptick.

On memes, you seem to like mayocide, unsurprisingly (breakdown by percentage). All respondents were includend here (in the previous ones, some were grouped into an Other category).

On Opinions...

Most of you are in favor of canning the SRDine (breakdown by percentage), but most of you are near the middle (breakdown by percentage) when it comes to social justice issues. Over three quarters of you (breakdown by percentage) do not talk about reddit in real life, which may be a good thing, since almost half of you (breakdown by percentage) visit /r/Drama primarily.

Over a quarter of you (breakdown by percentage) are still REEEEing to this day about GamerGate, although over half of you (breakdown by percentage) like some things about feminism.

/r/Drama is classified by most of its members as being south park chaotic neutral (breakdown by percentage).

Who would win, kaalaaaa or noodles?

290 (52.73%) of you said that kaalaaaa (you better hope I don't know where you live) would win, barely just beating out the 260 (47.27%) of you who said that noodles (arf arf) would win. Here is the percentage breakdown.

Finally...

281 (51.09%) of you suggested a SnapshillBot quote, 273 (49.63%) of you messaged the moderators (link only available to mods), and 276 (50.18%) of you wrote a final comment.

164 comments

Free text answers will be posted later tonight.

If my comment about mommy didn't win, I'm telling on you and you'll get in a lot of trouble. 😀

Wow, so many goddamn poors here. Didn't realize how badly I've been slumming it

We use /u/xNotch to average it out.

O U T L I E R M O N E Y

This is probably the richest sub on reddit if you break down the numbers by users.

It actually only averages about 40k per user.

NEETs don't exist

That's what (((we))) get for associating with the goyim.

Need the shiksas around to pay full price

It's basically a Charles Dickens novel up in this bitch.

We're gonna need a charity drive to de-worm /r/drama

Ur a JΓΌde you don't count

this sub should be nuked

This, but unironically.

should of been a "worst maymay" question

It's either should HAVE or should'VE, but never should OF.

See Grammar Errors for more information.

triggered 😝

Good bot

This, but subatomically

Humanity should be nuked. We are god's cruelest mistake

/u/riemann1413, congratulations on being the most hated moderator! Reply here to get your prize.

It's ok Riemann I voted for best mod bussy.

i voted for myself

thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam

Oh, I delivered it to your last comment. Unless you voted for yourself 150 times, in which case, you deserve it anyway.

thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam

anytime bby

I voted for /u/riemann1413 as my favorite and most hated mod.

I saw a few people do that, and thought that was pretty amusing.

How on earth did he get 3rd in "best mod"?

/u/Prince_Kropotkin, congrats on being voted most blatant agendaposter and most hated user. Reply here to get your prize.

He is too busy subsistence farming.

Prince couldn't make it to this award ceremony, so as the founder of his group of stalkers fanclub I feel it only right I claim the "reward" for him.

In honor of P_K I would like to thank /r/neoliberal for providing hours and hours of outrage and agendaposting.

I hope PK sends Sacheen Littlefinger to accept the award on his behalf.

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won, congratulations on being voted most favorite poster! Reply here to pick up your prize.

He better just reply with a blank comment

Party Parrots are the reason why /u/The_Reason_Why_Trump_Won won.

we all win with party parrots tbh

oh. how long have been lurking here on my phone without knowing that fuck

I can't even win at shitposting. do I need to do more emojis or something?

Do better

better

You need to kill yourself.

If your FOOTBAW , GUMBO-GUMBO GAW TIGAHS win the national championship win without somet bullshit shenanigans in the next 5 years, I will kill me self.

If it doesn't happen (which it wont), you have castrate yourself.

Gentlemen's hand frottage-shake?

This is better!

it's official if /u/LSU_Coonass is man enough to touch (kiss?) dick tips with myself and his benis. I bet he's too much of a faggot to pick up the gauntlet though

it's an honor to be psuedo-beneath you

/u/snallygaster, congratulations on being selected favorite mod! Reply here to get your prize!

hai2u

Of all the people on this sub that need to kys, your the one that need to kys least of all. : *

Your to kind :')

I've always been in admiration of your intelligence.

Drama hipsters claim to love /u/Snallygaster and her obscure posts, yet they rarely reach 50+ upvotes. Imagine being he kind of person who virtue signals on a sub like this.

someone's jelly

Nah, I'm one of the hipsters. Just want to feel that sweet rush of smugness for calling other people out.

i'm dumb tho.

obviously, this poll was hacked by the Russians.

Wow, that's a lot of links! The snapshots can be found here.

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

Thanks SnapshillBot for your service in preserving drama. I will award you a prize as well.

Where are the chosen quotes?!?!?

Chosen quotes will be added into the mix of quotes over time. I still need to filter out the quotes that just aren't, the ones that are three miles long, etc, etc.

Can you post a list of all of them, shit included?

Yeah, I'll dump then into the page in a little bit. Give me a few minutes, I want to get the mod messages up first.

There's some good stuff in there. People here are surprisingly witty for a bunch of autistic NEETs.

I like The Emperor Protects and We could argue about this, but then we'd both have to kill ourselves.

The link doesn't work for inferior non mods REEEEEE..!!! I want to see the quotes now!

It should work. That page is public.

This but quasironically.

lol

Save your limited thinking for other subjects, friend

I think this applies to most things posted here.

Some idiot gilded the robot smh

I voted masterlawlz for every category because I'm a straight up punk rebel anarchist homo.

I stick things in my dick

Pm please

Probably /u/ultrashitpost

Also, any mods into being modshamed, you know who to call

Nope, wasn't me. I did post a link to a gore picture in the mod-list.

Your graphs are garbage tbh

:'(

They are fine. WTF does that tard expect this isn't an auditing firm, it's an autism firm.

Ignore him. I actually really appreciated this effortpost, entirely unironically. Some shit I expected, some I really didn't.

What defied your expectations?

I admit, I'm a little surprised by how utterly male-dominated the sub is, although only a little. I'm mildly (but pleasantly) surprised to see how much of the userbase either has a degree is working on one, given the general level of retarded autism. While it makes some sense that most /r/drama users are pathetic and worthless incels (whether or not they admit it), a failure-at-life rate of 55%+ is still impressively pathetic. I'm very surprised that only a single user digs those sexy, sexy Nazi uniforms, but so many are into blood and bestiality. Oh, and I feel that WorldOfWomen is underrepresented for best lolcow, in quality over quantity at least.

On the whole, I expected most of the rough outlines, but a couple of the details stood out.

Ah man, I forgot all about WorldOfWomen. We didn't deserve her

little surprised by how utterly male-dominated the sub is

female lurker, but i missed the survey :/ ita tho, too much bussy not enough pussy

Post them to r/dataisbeautiful for easy karma.

Also, a lot of you like /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK's sexual advances from the second section. So you get a prize as well tits.

/u/the_reason_trump_won is a meme category, not a user. I call bullshit

273 (49.63%) of you messaged the moderators (link only available to mods)

can you post a screenshot?

Here's a screenshot. Prepare to be disappointed however.

I don't know what I expected.

If you look in the thread, some of us might post the best of though. :)

13 anarchists

This means /u/Prince_Kropotkin has 12 alts, because nobody else is this retarded.

Alright motherfuckers, who's the other enlightened gentlesir who went with autotheist? Cause we need to fuck.

/r/Drama is classified by most of its members as being south park neutral (breakdown by percentage).

bruh you can't read your own graph?

Liberalism has a centrist bias.

I fixed it.

thank you for your service

TYFS

A lot of you, about 65% are white

OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DISGUSTED IN MY ENTIRE WORTHLESS MISERABLE LIFE

Why else did you think we're all such keen advocates for the mayocide? We own mirrors...

It explains a lot about this sub tbhq

I didn't realize this many people even knew who I was.

The only thing I know about you is you're half Indian and you're a commie

he's also into anime shemales fucking little boys πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

good

I thought it was half Paki. There's a difference.

physics is a pajeet? news to me.

It is painfully obvious that one user just ticked every box on the list for sexual fetishes.

I respect that user. I don't like them, but I respect them.

I lied a lot on mine.

We know.

I unironically like /u/riemann1413. He seems nice judging from his posts. But no way I'd admit to that in an anonymous survey, I mean come on.

/u/riemann1413 is not bad.

shut ur mouth

I'd suck your dick.

shut ur mouth

but... but... then he'd bite your dick off...

shut ur mouth

/u/riemann1413 is a pretty cool guy i'd chill with him irl. that said, he is incredibly autistic, probably one of the most retarded people i've seen on the internet and should keep himself safe as soon as possible

shut ur mouth

/u/riemann1413 is a pretty cool guy. Eh posts autistically and doesn't afraid of anything.

shut ur mouth

yessss

Apparently the only person who voted for me was me. So that's someone.

I'm the only macrophile here? I though a sub with this many degenerates would have at least one more.

Time to kinkshame

Especially since that is ordered based on who submitted first, it makes it especially better.

that was me! i feel bad now. mod responses shouldn't count

Yeah Live at Stubbs is pretty good.

That was my comment. It took me a long time to finally come around and realize it but Live at Stubbs is truly the GOAT live album by Ween.

I love /r/drama. The culture is amazing and feels like a dorm community hall.

who the fuck

neck yourself

this but unironically

I'm gonna draw something totally wacky on your whiteboard XD

i'm going to drink until i vomit and then respect women

respect women is one of those nonsense phrases like 'LIKESONICLIKESONICLIKESONIC'

Do people like living in "dorm community halls" or something?

It's true in that it's filthy and very rapey

[removed]

Why'd you delete your old account?

[removed]

What for?

Some beef with an incel that I'd rather move on from completely than dwell upon.

Okay, gotcha.

refuses to post drama to /r/Drama

KYS unironically

Yeah a lot of the worst user votes were surprises to me. I put together number of votes for favorite and least favorite. Here is the list of all users who got a negative result on aggregate and should therefore be banned, or maybe praised for creating drama, or maybe just kys?

/u/Prince_Kropotkin (-63), /u/Shark_Life (-13), /u/LSU_Coonass (-10), /u/DeepDickedHillyBilly (-8), Me wtf guys? (-6), /u/Shitlord_Of_Caligula (-5), /u/Br00ce and /u/PM_ME_MOD_STATUS (-2), /u/Zahlman, /u/lokichilde, /u/LLAXIS, /u/Hypnozoid (-1)

Why do we collectively hate these users?

The shark life family shtick is like the Chants family but somehow even less funny

'Tis better to be loved than hated, but better to be hated than forgotten.

stares blankly into the screen in melancholy pondering

I like most of those users, except for PK.

8 of you picked me as your favorite poster

I didn't even pick myself as my own favorite poster. Fuck, this is humbling. I'm just a fat agenda poster who works an office job and makes a lot of money. Am I really that special?

Please identify yourself so I can upvote brigade your comments

Top 5, for sure.

This is nice, but are we brothers of metal?

I am the 6%!!!

Mayocide now!!

I'm just glad I could be included.

Serious question - how on Earth are you still a moderator here? You're almost comically bad at it, you're nearly universally hated, and though I doubt you're capable of realizing it you do not, in fact, know better than the community you moderate as to what that community wants. Shit, just look at how you're being downvoted in this thread - that's not people saying that they disagree with what you're saying, that's people saying that they disagree with you as a person. That's a whole bunch of people who didn't even care about the "survey results" you're talking about in this thread, they just wanted to send you a quick "go fuck yourself".

I get that some people live such pathetically unrewarding lives that the minor imitation power they get from moderating a mediocre subreddit makes things worthwhile to them, but at this point, isn't it embarrassing? I mean, is the tiny little high you get from deleting any comments critical of you and your ideas really worth the shame that you ought to be feeling in knowing that the most popular thing that you could possibly do at this point would be to delete your account? What's the point?

So, yeah. Go ahead and delete this comment now, and the countless other comments that will no doubt pop up over the rest of the week pointing out what a fucktarded idea this "survey" bullshit is that you've arbitrarily decided to force on the sub is. Turn this into the same desolate graveyard we had last week, with your Baghdad Bob-esque comment buried under hundreds of [deleted]s. Won't change the fact that you're a fucking horrible moderator a single iota

The king of mod pasta. The pasta de resistance.

I need to step up my game

No you don't you're one of the better posters here imo

sad, isn't it?

Too many straighty mayo's im disgusted with all of you that have filled in the survey rn

smh this is why we need feminism now more than ever

Fuck, I missed this again.

Where've ya been? Haven't seen ya in a while.

Good work. One request however: next year (assuming this is an annual thing), could you chop the 25-34 age bracket in half? Maybe make it 25-30 and 31-35. I'd be interested to know how many fall on the older side of it.

Similarly, I'd actually really like to know what the split is between 18-21 and 22-24, given that it's often the difference between a uni student and a NEET.

We will definitely take that into consideration next year.

As a chocolate man, I find this to be racist.

I'm reporting this thread /s

Why is there no furry or buttplug tester options?

At the moment, a bit over half of you are single

UHHH YA THINK

This was pretty cool, thanks for the work.

You're welcome. :)

The best part is no niggers.

not comparing it to average reddit userbase. fuck this lazyness.

whats the new snapshill quote tho

too many goys

I did not vote in this.