You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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I am honestly super upset that /u/Kagyaguy likes a series I do

btw whats your favorite of the PS2 games

Parasite Eve was on PS2 right?

I think it came out for ps1 originally. Dunno if they ever did a port, but the original was tight af.

I couldn't get into PE2 but yeah, the original was amazing

I mean I was talking about the PS2 Ace Combat games

2017

not playing the latest JRPG with a partial translation patch and serious 2D titties

SMH

jrpg

DROPPED

Ps1. Great game.

I'm upset that you're friends with crazy people like him, but also me.

friends

I've never heard of the guy before today but he likes ace combat so he can't be completely bad

You modded him to ecs tho. He used to mod cb2 iirc

ill be honest

i dont remember the guy

probably because he took a month off reddit there and his account has only been around for 3

Kingdom Hearts, SOCOM, crash bandicoot, and Gauntlet

Kingdom Hearts

Checks out.

new phone who dis

riemannFakesAutism

he does not if anything he downplays the severity

Bless his heart for trying though.

no dude, you have to accept who you are, this is the first step toward true happiness

I thought the first step towards happiness for them was attending a sonic convention.

you might be right. I have no idea, I just repeat what I've read on the internet without thinking about it

same tbh

Now the hard question: Which Crash Bandicoot?

i think i played cortex and twinsanity on the ps2 iirc

It's Twinsanity. But the good ones were on the ps1.

tfw never had PS1 :'(

you can emulate on your phone

better than every piece of shit mobile game out there

i don't play games on my phone tho

that's what reddit's for

fair enough

Twinsanity's soundtrack is awesome.

u r

Well, duh.

Ty bb so r u

Crash Team Racing, personally. Which is why it was so confusing months ago when people kept mentioning CTR.

Diddy Kong Racing > Crash Team Racing >>>>>>>> Mario Kart 64

KH is the best! I will fight anyone who says otherwise. IRL, too!!!

user reports:
1: no one asked this faggot

i was about to flame you for, well being you, but you actually have quite good tastes

thanks my mom says so too

Kingdom hearts 1 or 2

socom is actually such a meme

FFX hands down best PS2 game

Fun fact: the last PS2 game to be made was Fifa14

yeah the ps2 was a hell of a console

over 100 million sold

FFX hands down best PS2 game

This is true. I saved a fortune on sleeping pills with that game.

I liked to play Mario 64 on my PS2, loved plugging in that cartridge after school and playing.

never speak to me ever again

Not a fan of running around at the speed of sound collecting rings?

how dare you continue speaking to me

not an eggman

Who ooh, ooh, hoo hoo oh yeah!

[SCATTING]

N-oh!

The story begins with who's gonna win

Knowin' the danger that lies within

Aboard the ARK a genius at heart

Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, with the master plan

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go

They're perfect in every way

I'd love to destroy the blue one you know

He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

I must play this game by my rules

I will conquer the world with my tools

All my machines are made for destruction

I will build my empire

I will succeed and you will see

With my machines there is no retreat

I am the Eggman, that's what I am I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

[GUITAR BREAK]

I am the enemy, I will succeed

My mission, yeah, I must complete

My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!

If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master master plan

I am the Eggman!

[SCATTING]

....Excuse me while I google man scatting.

who else /segagenesis/ here?

Bah to all you old timey console peasants. Amiga was the only true way.

Megadrive, fuck your thinly veiled biblical references.

Pfft. Normie. Colecovision for life!

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

who else /segagenesis/ here?

Shadow Hearts all day.

MGS2, GTA, SSX

MGS2 instead of MGS3

are you one of THOSE memers

i guess so, but only because i never owned MGS3. i ought to get around to playing it on an emulator though.

emulates like shit, best way to play it is the HD collection

another good reason why i need to get around to buying a used ps3

do it, they're in the $50 range on craigslist

get demons souls as well if you do

no radar

no skateboard

no Raiden pratfalls

otacon?

having taste this bad

smh tbh fam

no skateboard

Revengence is the only good metal gear game

I mean you're wrong but okay

no it is you that is wrong

kys

I played rayman with some autist I babysat so that

nice

Mercenary playground of destruction, kingdom hearts 2, spiderman 2, bully, destroy All humans, dbz budokai 3 and dbz budokai tenkaichi 3, the incredible bulk ultimate destruction, jak 2 and jak 3, ratchet and clank 3 and 4 , slingshot battle for bikini bottom. I had no life as an elementary school student

man, battle for bikini bottom was good as fuck

I kind of miss "Twisted Metal" a/k/a cars that shoot.

Facesitting is gross tbh, unless it's bussy.

This, but unironically.

get out, cishet

Facesitting is literally the only good thing a nontranny woman can do sexually.

If they hate women so much why would they like that.

/u/Kagyaguy My first real sexual encounter was at a music festival with an older chick. She facesat me with her appropriately unwashed festival vagina. Then she said she was gonna get some beer and come back. She never did. I've been into facesitting ever since.

Is it an internalized hate because they realize they are human trash and love being treated as such?

I mean.. yeah probably, but why do you have to be so mean about it?

Post bussy

/u/Sarge_Ward hmu with that sweetly relevant copypasta

/u/kagyaguy man, this is just getting weird i can't post it because automoderator automatically removes the comment, but i glanced at your snoopsnoo. you use reddit just as often as me. which means you're coming back to this site as often as i am (which is very, very often), but you're literally always doing it just to be upset about something. like, re-evaluate yourself. you're carrying a grudge about some random shitposter because he has too much fun on reddit! like, are you enjoying this? only coming here for negativity and being mad at the idea other people are having fun with each other? there's nothing wrong with being friendly with other people on the internet, because at the end of the day none of this matters anyway

(sorry this took so long to post was playing games and shit)

get a job hippy

also give me back my line breaks

no and no

what games you playin

my brother just bought Hears of Iron 4 so I'm trying that for the first time. Pretty fun so far, if a little confusing.

hoi4 is the nerdiest of the nerd games tbqfh

Nah 4 is normie tier, hoi3 or vic2 are definitely nerdier.

lol what a sanctimonious ass

just

like

u

howdareu

Big surprise, negaredditeur has shit taste.

it doesn't really seem like his taste that's a problem in any way

just that he feels a compulsive need to crypost to negareddit if anyone likes different things than him

Nobody can poopoo facesitting and get away with it on my watch.

tru

/u/kagyaguy for /r/incel mod

Hi :^)

Hi :)

I bet you are a female sub that is pissed all the handsome men with big dicks (me) are subs

Posting on reddit is actually a trash hobby

#goteem

Agreed

Post bussy or I will send you pics of facesitting and humiliation porn, not to mention various screenshots of super mario.

Oh no! Not super mario!, MY ONLY WEAKNESS.

http://i.imgur.com/C7BciC0.gif

Why are you afraid of eating pussy?

Also:

Reflexes and reaction times don't translate into the real world unless you excessive normally.

Reflexes and reaction time are probably very important for surgeons.

My point is /u/Kagyaguy What's it like being a bigger retard than /u/AngryDM and /u/Hstark combined?

Seriously though, what's your problem with oral sex?

/u/Kagyaguy You're my new favorite lolcow

I mean you started out alright

In retrospect this place is too damn bitter to actually be healthy for anyone - People on reddit across all fronts believe they know everything of something in particular, but in the end have nothing but less than entry level information due to pop gossip contaminating their knowledge, if any. Leave and don't turn back, don't lie to yourself you are having fun by mocking the lunacy of the alt right on the smugsphere, all it does is stress you out and slowly grind your hopes and dreams.

All of this actually makes sense, and to be honest I'm surprised it was positively received in negaredit. But then:

And before you instantly pull the "but I'm having fun", and "what is wrong with having a hobby", keep in mind that (proceeds to list 20 things about vidya)

Full fucking 180. Like how do you live with yourself if you hate things just because people who you don't like enjoy them? Must be pretty boring tbh if you have to ask yourself "would a le alt reight MRA enjoy this?" before doing a hobby. But tbh my favorite one of these posts is the face-sitting one.

Facesitting, stepping, and general masochism femdom fetishes on reddit and 4chan. If they hate women so much why would they like that. Just. Why. I don't get it.

Kinkshaming, generalizations, and baseless assumptions all in the same short post. You have an unhealthy obsession if you spend all your time on 4chan and leddit looking for things to hate so you can post them on /r/negareddit for your """""""friends"""""" to see

He sounds like he's a real life kid, frankly.

Probably one of those kids who try to make up for their loneliness by pretending to be intelligent and smarter than the crowd. You know, like the type he tried attacking in his first post.

Good thing is that he'll probably grow out of it.

/u/kagyaguy pleaae continue telling me what a sick pervert I am

Would need to know your fetishes.

Feet

Macrophilia

Raceplay

Facesitting

Stepping/trampling

Slavery

Orgasm control

Every other femdom thing pretty much

You are like a copypaste of reddit fetishes tbh.

No insult needed further.

Please try harder. Being kinkshamed is also my fetish.

You are like a copypaste of reddit fetishes tbh.

There it is!

Dude, do you not realize how YOU are Reddit personified?

Feet

But why

I'm retarded idk

If the metasphere is how you spend time, then you are, in fact, the joke.

SRDines in suicide watch.

negareddit

Sas? Sex and submission? That's a great site.