say whatever you want you people wont be around for much longer you and your families will spend the rest of eternity burning in agonizing pain inshallah
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your thin lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Hunter Tanner Chase the fourth. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that white people can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the American jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the mayo's nature. It would still be the greatest pussy you ever had. Give Mehmet and Khalid a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. White people's obsession with having their women cucked by them is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution whites has made to the world. The MUH WESTERN CIVILIZATION sentiment in the average cumskin american is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your pink hairless fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of melanin injections into your body every morning will make you brown.
You cumskin.
You make China look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of the world.
Go fertilise the wetlands with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, cumskin, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Buffalos. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a cumskin "man" provided for a family.
Die, Mason. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
How embarrassing that newfriends like you, fresh off the boat from reddit, is what constitutes an OP in r/drama nowadays. Fucking shameful if you ask me
your keen eyes have spotted my obvious tryhard newfriend posting so obviously not :( I thought if I abused a couple redditors everyone would think I'm cool here
People claimed that would happen with /r/FatPeopleHate, but there was just an explosion of rage and spamming for a few days and then it was gone. You can actually see it really clearly in the use of the word "fatty" in 2015, it's pretty neat.
Luggage lad Christopher "Moot" pool was cucked by a yid kike Jewish princess named Mallory Blair when she sucked on Chads cock and Mootles carried her luggage for her.
25% of the American population are retarded enough to vote for this man. 50% are even more retarded by not voting in the first place. The US is a joke of a country.
dam sun, I guess we will just have to fall back on inventing nearly everything of consequence and having even our mediocre pop culture be gobbled and consumed by all the other Western countries who somehow can't top Katy Perry.
To be fair... This is what everyone said about the first election. Hell I hated Hillary but still lost a bunch of money betting on her..... Hell I gave the other guy odds too :(..... Fuck
trump has practically proved himself retarded and incompetent. It's no longer a "maybe he's playing a character to garner media" thing, the guy is stupid. He won't win the next election unless we have one of the worst nominees in history running for president in 2020
Ladda Tammy Duckworth (born March 12, 1968) is an American politician and member of the Democratic Party, serving as the junior United States Senator for Illinois since 2017. She was a member of the United States House of Representatives for Illinois' 8th district for two terms (2013–2017). She previously served as Assistant Secretary for Public and Intergovernmental Affairs in the United States Department of Veterans Affairs from April 24, 2009, to June 30, 2011, and the Director of the Illinois Department of Veterans Affairs from November 21, 2006, to February 8, 2009. In the November 8, 2016, election, Duckworth defeated incumbent Republican Senator Mark Kirk for the seat in the United States Senate.
You're right. Let's talk about our former histories of presidents having affairs with celebrities in the white house, or Lyndon B. Johnson picking his nose in front of the camera or talk about how well hung he was. Totally more presidential.
these are scandals and embarrassing moments. Trump acts like a tactless retard unapologetically, he is by far one of the most embarrassing presidents elected, he has no self control or formal, respected image
Everyday of Trump is like all of the most embarrassing moments of each Presidency for the past 100 years wrapped into one except it is all completely intentional and unapologetic. It's the most disgraceful presidency for at least 100 yearsz
I disagree but won't serious post. Although I understand that's a legit position. But i think it's probably bad as long as the country is so gerrymandered.
Among the many things I look for in the President.. funny isn't one of them. Also not looking for mile long legs or dick sucking lips either. You know you're not going to date the president right?
TFW your Jewish mother banged a dindu in Africa and you were born in Kenya but your jew porn star mom lied and pretended she anchor babied you out in Hawaii and then white liberals have guilt sand give you a peace prize because you droned mussies after a corrupt Chicago mob boss funded your senatorial campaign.
OMG he's literally turbo hitler! Reminds me of people who called Bush a war criminal and then sat idly by while Obama trained terrorists to destabilize the middle east. We had a chance to stop war and violence but no you had to vote against Gary Johnson.
Oh blow it out your ass. Guy just wants to golf and shit-post all day. Go cry into your cereal when you realise American exceptionalism boiled down to being the only kid at the playground after Europe spent a century beating itself up.
Oh blow it out your ass. Guy just wants to golf and shit-post all day. Go cry into your cereal when you realise American exceptionalism boiled down to being the only kid at the playground after Europe spent a century beating itself up.
/u/liquidpuzzle this is the biggest case of projection I have ever fucking seen. Yes the man posting a meme is mentally ill, not the tens of thousands of people losing their fucking minds over it.
Nah I think it has more to do with a literal shitposting commander in chief and how this is an indirect attack on the first amendment. Don't care how much the news triggers you, it's literally an American standard, under siege two days away from July 4th.
Uhhh, no. Nothing with Trump is a joke. He did not do this because he has an amazing sense of humor. He did this because he has a vendetta against any media criticism, especially CNN.
There is nothing normal about a president attacking forms of media, no matter what apologists try to say. This gif is just a cherry on the shit-cake.
Thanks for demonstrating this once again. Believe it or not, Trump is a human being and he makes jokes sometimes. Yes, there is truth to how much he doesn't like CNN, but there are far scarier ways he could have shown it than a wrestling gif. Chill out.
I like how tweeters are like "THIS IS IMMATURE BULLTSHIT@!!" then all the blue check mark people are crying about a joke and posting shitty image macros involving ducks and puppies and carebears or whatever.
Like, I don't know who Michael Schwab is, but he sounds like a pretty retarded faggot who needs to get necked.
Well I like, am not going to like, explain it you... either like stupid comments sound like stupid to you, like without subject or a point, telling like.. nothing, or they dont...
I just want to let you know that I hate it when people on Reddit do this. The one that makes me ree the most is surprise motherfucker / supplies motherfucker / some fries motherfucker / all rise motherfucker.
I understand your frustrations and I share them most of the time. I think Reddit injokes are the most annoying things to see, especially when they push actual quality content further to the bottom.
That being said, my love of Bionicle surpasses my love of my own dignity.
Irony’s useful for debunking illusions, but most of the illusion-debunking in the U.S. has now been done and redone. All we seem to want to do is keep ridiculing the stuff. Postmodern irony and cynicism’s become an end in itself, a measure of hip sophistication and literary savvy. Few artists dare to try to talk about ways of working toward redeeming what’s wrong, because they’ll look sentimental and naive to all the weary ironists. Irony’s gone from liberating to enslaving. There’s some great essay somewhere that has a line about irony being the song of the prisoner who’s come to love his cage.
I don't care where anybody here leans politically. Fuck all of them. Every last one of them including my kind and their kind. I'm just here for drama because I fucking love internet drama. Internet drama is like 13 year old girl drama. It's the best kind of drama.
the only agenda i have is to convince everyone on reddit to go to /d/ and not have permanant stick up their arse and maybe just maybe realize that weird shite will continue to rain from the sky, or in other news i am completely mental and need the nice men in white coats that have actual degrees and the proper needles worst night of my life i swear.
Twitter really needs to be more strict with verifications, or remove whatever function gives them priority in replies. All of his tweets are filled with unfunny 20 post long replies by people no one has heard of.
This was Twitter's against against "trolling", they gave everyone the ability to verify their Twitter.
By doing so they believed that the amount of shitposts would decrease because people would be posting with their real names on the platform.
This turned out to be completly false of course, something that Facebook could have told them beforehand.
Trump’s very predictable, so sometimes it’s just like ‘BOOM!’ Two minutes after Trump’s tweet I have a seven-part response that’s topical and engaging.
I like Jews. They make very good lampshades and soap. And by that I mean when they work in the factories to produce these things. They are good workers.
There is a difference between the Special Forces Bibi led badass Israelis, and the cucked leftist bolshevik culturally marxist pajama boy cucked yid kike jews in the U.S.
The same as the difference between blacks and niggers.
Or the difference between mussies that rape and stone you to death, and mussies that just stand around and watch you get stoned to death.
There's no "political side" in a sense that there's this idea of political engagement for the betterment of society or whatnot.
This is simply an empire sliding a bit further down the decline of anything it once stood.
I mean, you literally have people voting against their interest en masse so hard they don't even feel his dick up their ass and this meme is simply to make them forget its his dick tickling them between the ears that's how deep it's inside.
Revenge of the White Trash should be a movie by now…
This is outstanding and some of the greatest political theater the world will likely ever witness. Stop picking sides and aligning with an agenda and just sit back and watch the left, right, the gay, and the media tear eachother apart and eat each others live children.
Is this really our Presidents tweet? PLEASE don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps; for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted for treason and — if convicted in a court of law — executed.
Fuck his terrible health care plan, more intervention in Yemen and Syria, his vp being anti lgbt, him taking a week vacation every 2 hours of working, this is the reason drumpf is finally finished
This is fucking incredible no seriously this is magical. The leader of the free world reposted a reddit meme, and now news outlets are claiming he's calling for violence against the media, and people are calling for him to be impeached over this shit OH MY FUCKING SIDES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DAY
How? I'm pretty any publicity is good publicity doesn't apply when the media has spent the last 12 months calling you an inbred, degenerate orang-utan. The entire country thinks Trump is too stupid to know what way to fling shit.
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n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
Sentient.
n/a xjapxn 2017-07-02
Hundreds of thousands of man-hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars are being spent as we speak in the endeavor to create a self aware AI.
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n/a TheJum 2017-07-02
I, for one, welcome our new overlord Snappy.
n/a EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-02
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Mayocide?
n/a Ichigowins 2017-07-02
cumskin trump supporter comes to reddit to fight a bot. you mayos are going to be extinct soon.
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Sand-Nigger terrorist steals old computer from local hardware store to try and interact with a society that isn't a white man's bitch for oil.
n/a Ichigowins 2017-07-02
say whatever you want you people wont be around for much longer you and your families will spend the rest of eternity burning in agonizing pain inshallah
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Your religion is fake and your people are disfigured and stupid.
n/a Ichigowins 2017-07-02
You subhuman baboon. You literal cumskin.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your thin lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Hunter Tanner Chase the fourth. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that white people can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the American jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the mayo's nature. It would still be the greatest pussy you ever had. Give Mehmet and Khalid a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. White people's obsession with having their women cucked by them is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution whites has made to the world. The MUH WESTERN CIVILIZATION sentiment in the average cumskin american is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your pink hairless fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of melanin injections into your body every morning will make you brown.
You cumskin.
You make China look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of the world.
Go fertilise the wetlands with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, cumskin, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Buffalos. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a cumskin "man" provided for a family.
Die, Mason. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Tfw sand nigger still has to live in his shit country and his people are nothing more than hotel attendants and cruise workers.
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-07-02
Just admit you got BTFO cumskin
n/a grungebot5000 2017-07-02
man this is some pretty glorious hate i gotta admit
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
lol cumskins threatened by other soceities that aren't drowning in stupid cops and techie cumskin people making each other homeless
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Drowning in minorities that can't even develop functioning countries without the white man.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
so you admit to having whitey society fail when it can't handle some brown people around, lmao
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
No, we just use you for the easy, useless work that would waste our talent.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
We have enough talent to make minorities our willing bitches for cheap wages and they're too pussy to do anything about it.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
Brown people kill each other so we don't have to. Literally apes with aggressive instinct.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
n/a OwMySperm 2017-07-02
What? We use guns to kill sand niggers lol.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-07-02
apparently not if they blow cumskins up before they can reach for their school shooters lel
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
Daily reminder that this manchild shitposter is literally the US president.
n/a ziggy_startdust 2017-07-02
Best timeline isn't it? This tweet will be archived and your grandkids will read about it in US history.
n/a watermark02 2017-07-02
This is like the enlightenment, except the reverse.
n/a mr-strange 2017-07-02
Best comment.
n/a TheJum 2017-07-02
Delightment.
n/a soccer74 2017-07-02
2008-2016
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Dark enlightenment?
n/a Nanaki__ 2017-07-02
Endarkenment
n/a EternallyMiffed 2017-07-02
A Dark Enlightenment, if you will.
n/a JebusGobson 2017-07-02
I'm pretty sure American kids won't be able to read, by then.
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
They will be extremely well versed in memery though.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
TD/Pol is one of the worst hiveminds around right now and needs busting at all costs.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Does it sweetheart? Well why don't you march right out of this subreddit and start fighting these evil right wingers?
Oh you won't? Is that because you're a balding manlet beta faggot who pays attention to politics to compensate for his failings in life?
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
Fuck an Australian shitposter is on my thread, what's the procedure for dealing with these types again?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Fucking reprobate
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
It makes so much sense why we exiled you lot to the other side of the world now.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Lmao convicts lmao do I fit in yet ecks dee ecks dee
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
Whatever mate, keep yourself safe.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
How embarrassing that newfriends like you, fresh off the boat from reddit, is what constitutes an OP in r/drama nowadays. Fucking shameful if you ask me
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-07-02
Are you our new lolcow?
n/a Mircy 2017-07-02
I have no idea who you are though
n/a brityank 2017-07-02
Australia, it's America for queers
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-02
Arkansas with a coastline
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-07-02
this is one of the most pathetic, tryhard comments I've read on this sub. Congrats
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Oh no i'm so ashamed please delete this comment I'm trying so hard to fit in here L:
n/a Sarge_Ward 2017-07-02
is it working?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
your keen eyes have spotted my obvious tryhard newfriend posting so obviously not :( I thought if I abused a couple redditors everyone would think I'm cool here
n/a ThisCatMightCheerYou 2017-07-02
You seem sad :( ... Here's a picture of a cat. Hopefully it'll cheer you up: http://random.cat/i/dDVns.gif The internet needs more cats. It's never enough..
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
HAHAHAHAHAH HE DOWNVOTES IN R/DRAMA HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING INSECURE FAGGOT COULD YOU BE
n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
Nothing screams confidence more than whining about downvotes in /r/drama.
n/a flipkt 2017-07-02
You sound like the insecure faggot here m8
n/a SultanofShit 2017-07-02
Fuck no, break them up and they'll infect the rest of reddit even more than they already do.
n/a ilySultanofShit 2017-07-02
Do you love me as much as I love you? ;3
n/a Franken_Furter 2017-07-02
This. moot tried it once before but had to reinstate the quarantine zone. Too bad it ended up b coming a breeding center.
n/a Shanman150 2017-07-02
People claimed that would happen with /r/FatPeopleHate, but there was just an explosion of rage and spamming for a few days and then it was gone. You can actually see it really clearly in the use of the word "fatty" in 2015, it's pretty neat.
n/a belmincour 2017-07-02
Do you remember that guy who had the site that calculated what other subs users from a chosen sub were most likely to also post in?
I seem to recall that t_d users most likely to also post in /r/fatpeoplehate.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
I wish we still had r/koontown.
Bajo lip dindus are always so funny. You know when a nignog yells out "World Star" it is an alarm like when a sand nigger yells out "Allah Ackbar!".
n/a belmincour 2017-07-02
What triggered you to post this comment?
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
U mad white boy?
n/a belmincour 2017-07-02
I'm not sure what that means, I only speak English.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Which means that /r/politics posters are the fattest?
n/a belmincour 2017-07-02
Or they don't spend their life trying to make themselves feel good about themselves by putting others down.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-07-02
Nah, I think it's the fatty thing
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Everyone still hates fat people, but they limit expression of it to people who are politically fat.
n/a Cake_eater666 2017-07-02
Just get them to call moot a cuckold it halved their userbase last time.
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-07-02
Explain?
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Luggage lad Christopher "Moot" pool was cucked by a yid kike Jewish princess named Mallory Blair when she sucked on Chads cock and Mootles carried her luggage for her.
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
You want to woo his supporters away, aww how sweet. Good luck trying to be more charismatic than Trump.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Good. Luck.
n/a smokes_degrass 2017-07-02
KEK ~ this one
KEK
KEK
KEK
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
n/a NewStateof 2017-07-02
Please put your hands into the mire and you'll feel it crawl up your arms
n/a HauntedFurniture 2017-07-02
He's not presidential -- he's MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL!!!
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Omg I saw this on the colbert show XD
n/a JerfFoo 2017-07-02
The correct word is "contemporary," not modern.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-07-02
Do you have the best words? No, Trump does.
n/a JerfFoo 2017-07-02
"Who's got the best words? Who's got the best words!? That right, you dooo!"
n/a Ragefan66 2017-07-02
I legit thought this was a joke when i read it yesterday -_-
n/a decypher666 2017-07-02
R/cringe
n/a grungebot5000 2017-07-02
🤔🤔🤔
n/a TSA_Precheck 2017-07-02
Isn't it just great?
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
And we get the privilege of watching this unfold
n/a AManYouCanTrust 2017-07-02
Better than the effete, timid Steppin Fetchit you had before him
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-07-02
This, but seriously 100% unironically.
n/a AManYouCanTrust 2017-07-02
I wasn't being ironic either.
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n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-07-02
Greatest timeline.
n/a cggreene2 2017-07-02
Daily Reminder, your candidate lost to this man.
How much of a pussy do you have to be to vote for Hillary Clinton? Hahahahaha
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
I'm not a burger.
n/a eDgEIN708 2017-07-02
You're the Russia story?
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-07-02
Then why do you give a fuck lmao.
n/a Valdincan 2017-07-02
Cause its fucking hilarious you guys elected a dementia riddled meme-lord.
n/a xthorgoldx 2017-07-02
Might you be feeling... triggered?
n/a OnePercentOfMonster 2017-07-02
Heh, what's the matter drumpkin... Need a safe space?
n/a NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-07-02
n/a Thyrotoxic 2017-07-02
25% of the American population are retarded enough to vote for this man. 50% are even more retarded by not voting in the first place. The US is a joke of a country.
n/a eDgEIN708 2017-07-02
And the other 25% are illegals. Yeah that country's so weird.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Well, the US is the best country, so yours must be even worse than a joke. :-D
Also it is probably very cucked and welcomes rapefugees.
n/a jaredschaffer27 2017-07-02
dam sun, I guess we will just have to fall back on inventing nearly everything of consequence and having even our mediocre pop culture be gobbled and consumed by all the other Western countries who somehow can't top Katy Perry.
n/a Matues49 2017-07-02
r/ShitAmericansSay
n/a Matues49 2017-07-02
r/ShitAmericansSay
n/a doughboy011 2017-07-02
REEEEE
n/a ReallyConfusedMurray 2017-07-02
You have shitty tastes in rap music and politicians.
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-07-02
yes and you will be reminded every single day
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
MAGA, MOTHERFUCKER!
n/a ay_what_up 2017-07-02
anyone who thinks trump will get re-elected is a complete retard lol
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
To be fair... This is what everyone said about the first election. Hell I hated Hillary but still lost a bunch of money betting on her..... Hell I gave the other guy odds too :(..... Fuck
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You seem sad :( ... Here's a picture of a cat. Hopefully it'll cheer you up: http://random.cat/i/EwXHN.jpg The internet needs more cats. It's never enough..
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
I needed that. Thanks
n/a ay_what_up 2017-07-02
trump has practically proved himself retarded and incompetent. It's no longer a "maybe he's playing a character to garner media" thing, the guy is stupid. He won't win the next election unless we have one of the worst nominees in history running for president in 2020
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
Well I hear Chelsea Clinton might be making a run. Her turn or something?
n/a Iron-Fist 2017-07-02
Or maybe someone like Tammy Duckworth? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tammy_Duckworth
What hope does the guy have against a serious candidate like that?
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Ladda Tammy Duckworth (born March 12, 1968) is an American politician and member of the Democratic Party, serving as the junior United States Senator for Illinois since 2017. She was a member of the United States House of Representatives for Illinois' 8th district for two terms (2013–2017). She previously served as Assistant Secretary for Public and Intergovernmental Affairs in the United States Department of Veterans Affairs from April 24, 2009, to June 30, 2011, and the Director of the Illinois Department of Veterans Affairs from November 21, 2006, to February 8, 2009. In the November 8, 2016, election, Duckworth defeated incumbent Republican Senator Mark Kirk for the seat in the United States Senate.
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n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
He wouldn't have had much hope against a real candidate last election either..... That's kinda the point most people are missing.
n/a NewStateof 2017-07-02
I won a couple thousand dollars but thanks for playing
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
Hmmmm is your name Chris by chance?lol either way grats!
n/a Fletch71011 2017-07-02
Vegas has him as the heavy frontrunner to win the 2020 election and his odds have been hovering around 50% and I wouldn't exactly call them retarded.
n/a drunkadelica 2017-07-02
Even when his term ends, he's still to be referred to as "President Trump"
n/a thirdegree 2017-07-02
When Trump's term ends, he'll be referred to as "24601".
n/a Danzo3366 2017-07-02
You're right. Let's talk about our former histories of presidents having affairs with celebrities in the white house, or Lyndon B. Johnson picking his nose in front of the camera or talk about how well hung he was. Totally more presidential.
n/a Letterbocks 2017-07-02
There are people on here who were literally not born in the clinton presidency
n/a cuteman 2017-07-02
Their ignorance of history is no excuse. Everything Trump does is presidential because he is the president.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Everyone who has never been dicked by Bill is like a little baby.
n/a ay_what_up 2017-07-02
these are scandals and embarrassing moments. Trump acts like a tactless retard unapologetically, he is by far one of the most embarrassing presidents elected, he has no self control or formal, respected image
n/a newprofile15 2017-07-02
Everyday of Trump is like all of the most embarrassing moments of each Presidency for the past 100 years wrapped into one except it is all completely intentional and unapologetic. It's the most disgraceful presidency for at least 100 yearsz
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
for you.
n/a Obskulum 2017-07-02
I really wonder what was going through his mind when was posting this.
"Haha, this GIF will show those weeners at CNN! Hah!"
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-07-02
Probably, "Ha, this is funny, I'm going to tweet it"
n/a JebusGobson 2017-07-02
There couldn't have been any better representative
n/a cuteman 2017-07-02
Everything he does is presidential because he is the president.
n/a Uber-A 2017-07-02
This is scary to watch. Why the fuck is he tweeting MEMES?
n/a ziggy_startdust 2017-07-02
Why shouldn't he? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/653856168402681856
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
Its how he won the election. Stick to your strong suit
n/a King-Achelexus 2017-07-02
It's scary. I'm literally shaking rn.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It is the current year! I CAN'T EVEN!
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
He's just staying ahead of the game. Kids that can only comprehend emoticons and memes will be voting age in 2020.
n/a DeliciousLeftTears 2017-07-02
Every time he tweets, a thousand liberals die from cardiac arrest. Trump's just making America great again.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-07-02
Wait till you are 71 years old, sitting at the toilet at 3AM trying to pee…
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-07-02
You know how people think politicians are slimy lizards, devoid of personality? Well it turns out that appearing human actually gets votes.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-07-02
Memes are now psychological warfare.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Because CNN is literally BTFO
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I fucking love this dude lmao
n/a jk1121 2017-07-02
Yeah, I love the guy with an army and nuclear weapons and the federal police, tweeting meme wars
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Don't reply to me faggot I don't give a single fuck what you think dickhead
n/a jk1121 2017-07-02
What makes you think I care what a Trump dicksucker thinks?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I'm fucking Australian you dumb cunt I don't give a fuck about your shitty fucking politics neck yourself
Wanna know how I know you're a short, low test, unattractive, and unsuccessful virgin?
n/a TSA_Precheck 2017-07-02
HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-07-02
BY GAWD HE'S KILLED HIM
n/a jk1121 2017-07-02
Sucking Trump's tiny dick while acting ilke you "don't care about our politics". Nice one.
Wanna how I know you're a fat unemployed bogan?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I AM LITERALLY L M A O ING @ THE STATE OF YOU
SERIOUSLY I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
THE BUTTHURT IS UNREAL AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
n/a kittypryde123 2017-07-02
This is clearly the bestest T I M E L I N E
n/a idiot382 2017-07-02
The projection is strong with this one
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
>le projection to save face meme
n/a idiot382 2017-07-02
Cool meme arrow bro
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
thanks I got it from your mom
n/a PraiseBeToIdiots 2017-07-02
God dammit I wanted to see his posts. What the fuck is wrong with ceddit.com that it doesn't undelete posts like 80% of the time?
n/a subpoutine 2017-07-02
If the post gets deleted out of shame because the author gets BTFO then it's not just "hidden" like when a moderator removes it.
n/a Rinascimentale 2017-07-02
BAH GAWD DAMN THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
n/a ziggy_startdust 2017-07-02
BRUTAL!!! Aussies are Brutal.
n/a missmurrr 2017-07-02
wtf, i love australians now.
n/a hexagonsol 2017-07-02
STOP!
n/a flipkt 2017-07-02
You keep posting about height, success, attractiveness, virginity and testosterone levels a lot ITT. Hmmm I wonder why..
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Things leftists are jealous about!
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-07-02
It's a statistical fact that left wingers have lower test levels on average.
n/a topcutter 2017-07-02
Despite it being a major component of their diet.
n/a hexagonsol 2017-07-02
For real?
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-07-02
fo sho
n/a _DeadPoolJr_ 2017-07-02
Australians= best shit posters
n/a ArchineerLock 2017-07-02
Bruh this man has a family
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-07-02
You just brought the fucking heat
n/a Munkeyspunk92 2017-07-02
Somebody's ashamed to admit their from kentucky....
n/a smokes_degrass 2017-07-02
fucking tombstone'd this fag so hard he deleted his post
n/a headasplodes 2017-07-02
Kill urself my man
n/a xKillerDreag 2017-07-02
Shitposting in real life is a serious responsibility you disrespectful faggot.
n/a Seriouscatt 2017-07-02
Must be rough being a liberal. No matter how much the other side is laughing at you, you need to be outraged
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-07-02
It's like when someone is angry and you laugh at them and they get more and more angry. It's delicious
n/a grungebot5000 2017-07-02
you're calling that guy a liberal?
what are you, a commie?
n/a Seriouscatt 2017-07-02
I wasnt calling them anything. I was talking in general
n/a Neon_needles 2017-07-02
This but unironically. Shit's way more funny then Obama.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
drops mic
n/a satanismyhomeboy 2017-07-02
He's quite literally a clown
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-07-02
He's doing his part to undermine the executive branch and for that I hate him.
But he is funny.
n/a cochnbahls 2017-07-02
The executive branch needs to be taken down a peg or two anyway. The balance of power has corrupted it and turned congress into cowards.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-07-02
I disagree but won't serious post. Although I understand that's a legit position. But i think it's probably bad as long as the country is so gerrymandered.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
Look at this nuanced Nazi.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-07-02
I'm a dumb faggot
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Yeah but at least he isn't a filthy nigger.
n/a LetTheWorldBern 2017-07-02
Among the many things I look for in the President.. funny isn't one of them. Also not looking for mile long legs or dick sucking lips either. You know you're not going to date the president right?
n/a ralpher313 2017-07-02
Says you.
n/a wootfatigue 2017-07-02
I am.
n/a cuteman 2017-07-02
But you prefer a humorless old guy who endorsed the person who cheat him?
n/a grungebot5000 2017-07-02
that wasn't quite english, but probably
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-07-02
Am I dead because this is how I imagined the afterlife.
n/a LemonScore 2017-07-02
You sound like a faggot, my friend.
n/a eDgEIN708 2017-07-02
(Yep)[https://youtu.be/B_obeR1OIm8].
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-07-02
yeah, it's nice to have a meme war instead of one that is droning record numbers of people each year.
n/a Thyrotoxic 2017-07-02
Does the right wing love brown people now?
n/a ralpher313 2017-07-02
Of course, but only as long as they can use them for their agenda. Just like the left loves gay and trans people until they speak out against Islam.
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-07-02
does the left hate them now?
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
TFW your Jewish mother banged a dindu in Africa and you were born in Kenya but your jew porn star mom lied and pretended she anchor babied you out in Hawaii and then white liberals have guilt sand give you a peace prize because you droned mussies after a corrupt Chicago mob boss funded your senatorial campaign.
:)
n/a doggobotlovesyou 2017-07-02
I am happy that you are happy. Spread the happiness around.
This doggo demands it.
n/a NationalDenbt 2017-07-02
I like people who don't kill people
n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
Lol, what makes you think the US has stopped droning people?
n/a telandrias 2017-07-02
OMG he's literally turbo hitler! Reminds me of people who called Bush a war criminal and then sat idly by while Obama trained terrorists to destabilize the middle east. We had a chance to stop war and violence but no you had to vote against Gary Johnson.
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-07-02
n/a telandrias 2017-07-02
Remember in 2020 who to vote for to turn this around. Not Hillary or Hillary's failed crony or daughter.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-07-02
...Ross Perot?
n/a snallygaster 2017-07-02
where did this meme about Hilldawg's daughter come from? Did she say she was running?
n/a ClonedCarl 2017-07-02
She got on the cover of a couple magazines along with getting some interviews. It looked like they were trying her out.
n/a snallygaster 2017-07-02
Luckily she has the personality of wet cardboard and wouldn't even make it past the primaries. Whoever's trying to push her is wasting their time.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
!JEB! 2020
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-07-02
WE HAD A CHANCE TO SAVE THE SUN
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
The Gary Johnson method of stopping war and terrorism: "What's a war and terrorism?"
n/a telandrias 2017-07-02
Oh yeah because arming terrorists and bombing civilians have worked out very well for the last 30 years.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-07-02
TIL hitler was just shitposting
n/a giroth 2017-07-02
Seriousposting goes to SRD, tyvm
n/a OnePercentOfMonster 2017-07-02
n/a Chavril 2017-07-02
Oh blow it out your ass. Guy just wants to golf and shit-post all day. Go cry into your cereal when you realise American exceptionalism boiled down to being the only kid at the playground after Europe spent a century beating itself up.
n/a Chavril 2017-07-02
Oh blow it out your ass. Guy just wants to golf and shit-post all day. Go cry into your cereal when you realise American exceptionalism boiled down to being the only kid at the playground after Europe spent a century beating itself up.
n/a fizolof 2017-07-02
Have you said that on r/neoliberal yet?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Feel free to do it for me
n/a fizolof 2017-07-02
I don't want you to be banned and leave the sub to the SJWs who constantly whine that people who dont agree with them 100% are opening their mouths.
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
Holy shot idiocracy is looking more and more like a documentary every day.
n/a [deleted] 2017-07-02
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n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
Can't wait for Monday Night Rehab.
n/a if_it_fits_Sit 2017-07-02
I like money.
n/a SultanofShit 2017-07-02
Holy mother of fuck.
n/a ilySultanofShit 2017-07-02
Do you love me as much as I love you? ;3
n/a NewStateof 2017-07-02
We memein now friends
n/a michgot 2017-07-02
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n/a leetdood_shadowban2 2017-07-02
Do you mean darkest?
/s
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Can you fucking liberal reddit fedora faggots please refrain from posting here
/s teehee
n/a leetdood_shadowban2 2017-07-02
Delete your account
/kys
n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
> is obsessed over testerone levels
Sure buddy, you are a walking, chiseled piece of man-rock. Sure.
n/a blertyuh 2017-07-02
Ky/s
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
Shut the fuck up and suck start a shotgun.
n/a EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-02
wew
n/a headasplodes 2017-07-02
Oh my god /r/politics /r/marchagainsttrump /r/esist /r/ourpresident and the other 50 anti-trump subs are going to lose their fucking minds over this.
It's already happening
/u/liquidpuzzle this is the biggest case of projection I have ever fucking seen. Yes the man posting a meme is mentally ill, not the tens of thousands of people losing their fucking minds over it.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Lmao sharing this to my 50 facebook friends XP XD take that uncle Drew!1!!
n/a youcanteatbullets 2017-07-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OawrlVoQqSs
n/a nomad1c 2017-07-02
i liked the guy in /r/politics making the subtle WWE jokes that the rest of them missed entirely
n/a SaintJason 2017-07-02
Who?
n/a Fmelons 2017-07-02
seriously link you link it
n/a nomad1c 2017-07-02
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6kt9ic/trump_takes_down_cnn_in_mock_wrestling_video/djolpk6/
looks like the reply explaining it got upvoted. so ignore that
n/a Neolunaus 2017-07-02
over at /r/squaredCricle we're just enjoying the great heel booking.
n/a giroth 2017-07-02
Heel booking?
Urban dictionary didn't have shit, and google gave me a website for a hotel in the netherlands
Please enlighten this poor drama pilgrim
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-07-02
Heel = villain in wrassling
n/a giroth 2017-07-02
Wow, weird pro-wrestling terminology.
I...guess I'm glad I asked
n/a Neolunaus 2017-07-02
In wrestling, A villain character is called a 'heel', and booking refers to how matches and stories are planned.
Basically calling Trump a great villain character.
n/a LetTheWorldBern 2017-07-02
yeah because this is literally about a tweet and just a tweet.
n/a EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-02
This right here 1000%. Shit like this keeps happening and i think maybe Bernie still has a chance
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
I posted about everyone that doesn't hate him is a Nazi because he was on Twitter being dumb.
MATCH ME.
n/a ProphetRith 2017-07-02
How is that not at least a little questionably insane, also lmao @ the thought of trump even getting in a physical fight with anyone
n/a Obskulum 2017-07-02
All things considered I think it's worth getting a little "lost minded" over.
n/a yesiamcorrect 2017-07-02
That's probably because you have an anxiety attack when they use half and half instead of almond milk in tor latte.
n/a Obskulum 2017-07-02
Nah I think it has more to do with a literal shitposting commander in chief and how this is an indirect attack on the first amendment. Don't care how much the news triggers you, it's literally an American standard, under siege two days away from July 4th.
You can't make this shit up.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
lol.
you can't make this shit up
n/a CringeBinger 2017-07-02
It's a joke. If anything I think this perfectly demonstrates how much the left has lost its sense of humor.
n/a Obskulum 2017-07-02
Uhhh, no. Nothing with Trump is a joke. He did not do this because he has an amazing sense of humor. He did this because he has a vendetta against any media criticism, especially CNN.
There is nothing normal about a president attacking forms of media, no matter what apologists try to say. This gif is just a cherry on the shit-cake.
n/a CringeBinger 2017-07-02
Thanks for demonstrating this once again. Believe it or not, Trump is a human being and he makes jokes sometimes. Yes, there is truth to how much he doesn't like CNN, but there are far scarier ways he could have shown it than a wrestling gif. Chill out.
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-07-02
Jokes, like everything else he says and does, are windows into his psyche.
n/a Fletch71011 2017-07-02
Holy shit, get over yourself. I hate Trump but this was hilarious.
n/a WeWuzKANG5 2017-07-02
Presidential shit-posting on twitter sure sounds like another thing the left should be offended about.
In your heads, rent-free.
n/a MartimusPrime 2017-07-02
Silly agendaposters can't handle the God Emperor of Mankind dropping a spicy meme or two. SAD
n/a Embers_Ghost_Squad 2017-07-02
Get your daily dose of /r/politics outrage right here
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6kt9ic/trump_takes_down_cnn_in_mock_wrestling_video/
n/a Letterbocks 2017-07-02
dank af
n/a YoungJump 2017-07-02
fw you will never reach the greater heights of shitposting while being the most powerful man in the world. why even live
n/a pitaenigma 2017-07-02
As someone who isn't American - Thank you, America. This is lovely. This is my excuse to look at my PM and think "Not that bad".
I love you guys.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I can think of a solid 12345648932017483209147825913 subreddits that you can post this semen slurping comment in, please move to one of them
n/a pitaenigma 2017-07-02
I've been banned from /r/askgaybros for excessive faggotry, so here's the only place I have left.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Fair.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
Thanks, but whatever place you live in is not a real country.
n/a pitaenigma 2017-07-02
disappears in a puff of logic
n/a salami_inferno 2017-07-02
So unless your elected leader is a fucking moron you're not a real country? Well I'm proud to be imaginary then.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
No, you aren't a real country if your elected leader is a Swedish feminist that loves rapefugees.
Or similar.
n/a the_popcorn_pisser 2017-07-02
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n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-07-02
I'm Australian and I am fucking loving this shit this is so fucking funny
n/a pitaenigma 2017-07-02
Trump's gonna nuke your ass for sending your refugees to America. You should be worried.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-07-02
I like how tweeters are like "THIS IS IMMATURE BULLTSHIT@!!" then all the blue check mark people are crying about a joke and posting shitty image macros involving ducks and puppies and carebears or whatever.
Like, I don't know who Michael Schwab is, but he sounds like a pretty retarded faggot who needs to get necked.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-07-02
Like, no goatse? Fuck this gay ass America. We really lost our values.
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
Behold, the donald poster trying to write a comment.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
I have a feeling your comment history is probably a r/iamverysmart best of and I only need a sample size of one.
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
Well, in the donald the thing you do the best is trust your feelings ;)
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
Why are you continuously mentioning T_D? If I need feelings or people afraid to step outside and crying about impreachment I go to ETS.
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
triggered ;)
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
lolwut
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
Well I like, am not going to like, explain it you... either like stupid comments sound like stupid to you, like without subject or a point, telling like.. nothing, or they dont...
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
lolwut
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
low effort account, aint it ;)
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
Yes it is sweatie ;)
n/a DoTheEvolution 2017-07-02
age quod agis
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
Okay
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-07-02
Well he had to simplify it for liberals.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-07-02
Wow, rude dude here.
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-07-02
Anyone who starts a paragraph with the word "Behold" should literally choke themselves out with their cape and fedora.
n/a _DeadPoolJr_ 2017-07-02
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n/a froibo 2017-07-02
The banter between the agenda posters vs the I totally don't have an agenda posters here is always something
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
My ironic "non-agenda" posting is actually ironic
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
As in genuine ironic or that the use of irony is itself ironic?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
yes
n/a Elek3103 2017-07-02
this but ironicly
n/a FranciscoRG 2017-07-02
this but with ironically ironic irony
n/a pigeondoubletake 2017-07-02
This but Bionicly
n/a makes_people_cringe 2017-07-02
I just want to let you know that I hate it when people on Reddit do this. The one that makes me ree the most is surprise motherfucker / supplies motherfucker / some fries motherfucker / all rise motherfucker.
n/a pigeondoubletake 2017-07-02
I understand your frustrations and I share them most of the time. I think Reddit injokes are the most annoying things to see, especially when they push actual quality content further to the bottom.
That being said, my love of Bionicle surpasses my love of my own dignity.
n/a quinotauri 2017-07-02
Thankfully there's no quality content on drama
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-07-02
This, but Byronically
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-07-02
Yo how the FUCK do I pm you free food fucker
n/a SexyTaft 2017-07-02
David Foster Wallace is hanging himself in his grave.
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
Man, he really would hate this sub wouldn't he?
n/a Western_Promises 2017-07-02
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-02
idk this place is pretty much Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
n/a _Norm_ 2017-07-02
I'll take What Dates Say After Meeting me for 1000, Alex.
n/a Obskulum 2017-07-02
I think there are t_d posters who believe this is actually an extension of their hive, just as much as there are those who think drama is an anti-t_d.
When in reality, it's just a lot of shit.
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
What's the difference?
n/a aftli 2017-07-02
I don't care where anybody here leans politically. Fuck all of them. Every last one of them including my kind and their kind. I'm just here for drama because I fucking love internet drama. Internet drama is like 13 year old girl drama. It's the best kind of drama.
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-07-02
the only agenda i have is to convince everyone on reddit to go to /d/ and not have permanant stick up their arse and maybe just maybe realize that weird shite will continue to rain from the sky, or in other news i am completely mental and need the nice men in white coats that have actual degrees and the proper needles worst night of my life i swear.
n/a _Yellow 2017-07-02
Twitter really needs to be more strict with verifications, or remove whatever function gives them priority in replies. All of his tweets are filled with unfunny 20 post long replies by people no one has heard of.
n/a LemonScore 2017-07-02
Apparently anyone willing to dox themselves to twitter staff can get the blue tick, now.
n/a skivian 2017-07-02
But not Milo
n/a subpoutine 2017-07-02
I mean, he had the blue tick. He just got it taken away. For raisins.
n/a BussySundae 2017-07-02
Lyme disease is incurable
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-07-02
Or @dril
n/a LetTheWorldBern 2017-07-02
really? is there a link to a form because that was the hardest part last i checked.
n/a LemonScore 2017-07-02
I've never has a twitter account so I'm not sure, but here's what twitter has to say: https://support.twitter.com/articles/20174631#
I've seen plenty of people that aren't celebrities with the blue tick, just send twitter proof that you're who you say you are and they'll verify you.
n/a LuniWin 2017-07-02
This was Twitter's against against "trolling", they gave everyone the ability to verify their Twitter.
By doing so they believed that the amount of shitposts would decrease because people would be posting with their real names on the platform.
This turned out to be completly false of course, something that Facebook could have told them beforehand.
n/a hereandnowhehe 2017-07-02
Have a read of this, fucking hysterical.
n/a excitebyke 2017-07-02
some of these folks greatest achievements in their life will be having a top Trump subtweet. they've peaked.
n/a _Yellow 2017-07-02
wew
n/a quinotauri 2017-07-02
Holy shit. We'd have to pool our autism for weeks to even come close to this.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-02
This is amazing
n/a giroth 2017-07-02
Double conga parrots, you're definitely excited for this one
n/a TheWhiteUsher 2017-07-02
hard to believe it's been a full 30 years since our last president with Ronald Reagan's Disease
n/a nomad1c 2017-07-02
lmao they really don't want to draw attention to the fact that trump was in WWE. that will only benefit him
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-07-02
Not only was he on it, he owned it!
n/a jk1121 2017-07-02
Y'all may think this is funny because it's like a movie, but it won't be funny when we get drafted into a war he starts
n/a DistortedLines 2017-07-02
(((they)))* start
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
Oh please, like Hillary wouldn't have you training in Alaska right now for the Russian winter. After passing the Draft our Daughters act.
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
That's why we have poor people.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-07-02
Begun the meme war has.
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
>tfw my 'tism makes me unfit to serve
#SmugLyfe
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-07-02
n/a jcpb 2017-07-02
lol wut war - its been going on for YEARS
n/a nanonan 2017-07-02
Greatest timeline confirmed.
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
I thought Trump was supposed to make new jobs, not steal mine.
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-02
Not even OC, he's just a filthy reposter
n/a froibo 2017-07-02
/u/GallowBoob is literally Trump.
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-02
dey terk er jerbs
n/a _Norm_ 2017-07-02
Clinton News Network eternally BTFO
n/a Tobans 2017-07-02
Is it possible for you to not be a retard?
n/a blertyuh 2017-07-02
Ily America, give more
n/a ralpher313 2017-07-02
Well, looks like we know what will the_donald and politics/ETS be jerking around for the next day or so.
n/a hereandnowhehe 2017-07-02
And for good reason, this fat cunt's the president not a kid
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Oh sweetie, you only have have to deal with this daily for the next #8 YEARS
n/a hereandnowhehe 2017-07-02
Idc, I have superior Ashkenazi genes and I'm not an americuck :)
n/a doggobotlovesyou 2017-07-02
I am happy that you are happy. Spread the happiness around.
This doggo demands it.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
I like Jews. They make very good lampshades and soap. And by that I mean when they work in the factories to produce these things. They are good workers.
Arbeit macht frei
n/a hereandnowhehe 2017-07-02
Hehe XD!!!1!1
n/a tritter211 2017-07-02
God I hate this guy, but this shit is hilarious as hell.
It's 1000% more hilarious for the reason that this guy is LITERALLY the president of United States of America.
I feel like Dave Chappelle in NIGGAR family skit except instead of racism, this hilariousness is killing me.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Same. Except, I love him!
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-02
For what possible reason would you love an obese, socially inept, spoiled, rapacious, incoherent, illiterate, lying, thieving, cheating, manchild?
oh wait
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
lol so bitter
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-02
said the person(?) who voted for someone out of spite.
n/a TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-07-02
NEETs aren't people, and the sooner you learn that the better
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
I voted out of enthusiasm. Something you will never understand. :-D
n/a MaxNanasy 2017-07-02
Nobody cares how hard liberal tears make your dick
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-07-02
I can tell you have a lot of pent up emotions right now, just let it all out, you're in a safe space buddy :)
n/a doggobotlovesyou 2017-07-02
I am happy that you are happy. Spread the happiness around.
This doggo demands it.
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-07-02
/u/doggobotlovesyou
You're /r/dramas only friend
n/a LetsDOOT_THIS 2017-07-02
Triggered
n/a ComedicSans 2017-07-02
I'm sorry about your disability.
n/a jaredschaffer27 2017-07-02
n/a Draculea 2017-07-02
I can't believe we actually got this timeline. Unreal.
I think I'm happy about it, if only for the memes.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-07-02
What kind of nuclear superpower you want fam
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Give me the one that fights the yiddish kike shill globalist culturally Marxist fourth estate deep state far leftist (((media))) agencies famaroni.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-07-02
say no more fam
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-02
This the one you were looking for?
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
There is a difference between the Special Forces Bibi led badass Israelis, and the cucked leftist bolshevik culturally marxist pajama boy cucked yid kike jews in the U.S.
The same as the difference between blacks and niggers.
Or the difference between mussies that rape and stone you to death, and mussies that just stand around and watch you get stoned to death.
Same same.
n/a Neronoah 2017-07-02
I love how he proceeded to sell out as soon as he got to power. Good for drama.
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
Lol that fat fuck can't throw a punch
n/a EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-02
You uh, you know pro wrestling isn't real, right?
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
I'm talking specifically about Mantis McMicrocock here
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
You shut your whore mouth!
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-07-02
4 more years!
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
8 MORE YEARS
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-07-02
HIS FIRST YEAR IS HALF OVER and he is still making this the most memeorable 6 months of the past 10 years for me.
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
>58 discussions spawned in 4 hours
Amazing
n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
No matter what political side you are, we can agree this is some cringy shit, no?
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-07-02
There's no "political side" in a sense that there's this idea of political engagement for the betterment of society or whatnot.
This is simply an empire sliding a bit further down the decline of anything it once stood.
I mean, you literally have people voting against their interest en masse so hard they don't even feel his dick up their ass and this meme is simply to make them forget its his dick tickling them between the ears that's how deep it's inside.
Revenge of the White Trash should be a movie by now…
n/a makes_people_cringe 2017-07-02
Keep Yourself Safe
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Liberal memes suck so much ass.
n/a WeWuzKANG5 2017-07-02
This is outstanding and some of the greatest political theater the world will likely ever witness. Stop picking sides and aligning with an agenda and just sit back and watch the left, right, the gay, and the media tear eachother apart and eat each others live children.
n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
It's a shitty meme that would make even 9gag cringe. And that is the truth.
n/a Trajan_ 2017-07-02
Quit seriousposting you fuck.
This is hilarious.
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-07-02
This may just be the best shitpost in modern history
n/a Allahu_Laysa_Akbar 2017-07-02
So this is how Germany finally takes over? Merkel will raise a coilition of nations to liberate the American people from Hitler 2.0 in the Whitehouse?
Fuck these edibles are hitting strong
n/a E-rockComment 2017-07-02
I heard Merkel hates gays, is this true?
n/a _DeadPoolJr_ 2017-07-02
Lol how? Germany has almost no armed forces, they had to share units with neighboring ones.
Not to mention the amount of troops we have stationed in Europe from NATO
n/a jaredschaffer27 2017-07-02
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/659988/German-army-pulls-out-NATO-training-exercise-exceeding-overtime-limits
I'm totally sure the Germans will be up to the task.
n/a Benyo248 2017-07-02
r/wtf
n/a BITCRUSHERRRR 2017-07-02
LOL people are seriously mad over a fucking meme? But it's ok to attack people and deface property because we're #resisting.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Is this really our Presidents tweet? PLEASE don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-07-02
This meme battle is not over, counter-attack launched.
n/a PraiseBeToIdiots 2017-07-02
That one doesn't even make sense.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-02
It's the DOJ coming after him for collusion and money laundering.
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-07-02
More proof that the left can't meme
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-07-02
That meme was worse than 3 day old Mexican food shits
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
Globalist CNN BTFO!
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-02
BAH GAWD, CNN HAD A FAMILY!
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-07-02
Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps; for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted for treason and — if convicted in a court of law — executed.
n/a zahlman 2017-07-02
It's ok fam I recognize your pasta.
n/a xmag3andstrx 2017-07-02
Reminds me of people losing their fucking minds over this.
n/a bafflesaurus 2017-07-02
Lmfao, everyone is losing their shit over a meme. Amazing.
n/a shallowchasm 2017-07-02
Of all the shit things this pile of garbage has done, this is at the bottom of the list. Why the fuck are people pretending to be outraged?
n/a Ichigowins 2017-07-02
Fuck his terrible health care plan, more intervention in Yemen and Syria, his vp being anti lgbt, him taking a week vacation every 2 hours of working, this is the reason drumpf is finally finished
n/a anothergodamnaccount 2017-07-02
This is fucking incredible no seriously this is magical. The leader of the free world reposted a reddit meme, and now news outlets are claiming he's calling for violence against the media, and people are calling for him to be impeached over this shit OH MY FUCKING SIDES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD DAY
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-02
He posted this on his personal and presidential account. This is now an official presidential document.
n/a Hemingwavy 2017-07-02
How fucking stupid do you have to be to try trolling bots? The entire point is they don't look at your response.
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
I cant wait for the over the top articles about this
>tfw my shitposts will never make the news
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n/a SpotNL 2017-07-02
Hilarious? Ok, comedy is officially dead.
n/a yesiamcorrect 2017-07-02
Seeing this makes me like Trump way more
n/a Hemingwavy 2017-07-02
How? I'm pretty any publicity is good publicity doesn't apply when the media has spent the last 12 months calling you an inbred, degenerate orang-utan. The entire country thinks Trump is too stupid to know what way to fling shit.