Redditor asks about the local dating scene in Houston. /r/Houston quickly tells him that interracial relationships are not allowed.

43  2017-07-06 by HatsAreGood

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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I sense a disturbance in the /r/hapas.

One of the guys who was getting mad at me is a regular at /r/aznidentity, but I forget who it was.

They all get upset.

I wish you the best m8. Go get your asian love.

Thanks buddy!

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Nice spin on the title, bud.

You are delusional af. That isn't what ANYONE in that thread said to you.

Pretty much. That's what they said.

Did you forget to read it?

The fact that you can't understand the the difference between having an actual attraction to someone and dating someone simply because they're Asian is terrifying. "Hi, i want to get to know you only because you're Asian."

Equally terrifying is that you don't understand how scoping out places where Asian girls frequent and stalking them isn't creepy. You are literally the definition of a predator, and what you have is not an "attraction," it is a fetish.

Asian women are not people to you. They're sexual objects that make your dick hard.

If you come off this creepy online, i can only imagine how creepy you are in person. Good luck finding your Azn Waifu Anime Bbydoll to take home, because you're gonna need it.

The fact that you can't distinguish between someone being attracted to certain physical characteristics of a person and someone being a sexual predator because you've made up a bunch of stuff in your mind that you have deemed "terrifying" and "predator", (and "stalking" for asking where to meet a potential date) makes you a very paranoid person that really needs to get some help in life with how you deal with things and people.

I don't mean that as an insult. I mean this in a way that you can see yourself a little bit and maybe get some help.

I'm not trying to make fun of you or anything here. This is not a normal response to someone asking about dating. I really wish the best for you.

You literally have no sense of self awareness. Everyone in that thread was trying to tell you what was wrong with your approach, and you immediately went on the defensive.

Take that advice that you just tried to give me, and shove it up your ass, along with your pseudo-sympathy.

There was no "approach". You're just freaking out. Which is ironic because you're the one who is not self-aware about the fact that you're freaking out.

I was simply asking about the amount of Asian women in Houston, for dating prospects, because I'm attracted to Asian women.

You made all that stuff up in your mind about not treating them like humans, being a predator, stalking, and all that. Completely made up in your mind, from some sort of angry paranoid insanity.

Honestly, I do have sympathy for you. I hope you can get better.

Yes, i and everyone else in the thread are wrong. The top comment in that thread was stating how creepy you were, but he and everyone who agreed with him are wrong. Your thread was downvoted to hell and locked for no reason at all, except that all of us are wrong and you are right.

I don't know why all of that makes you think I'm wrong, because some people didn't like the question. And using it as a reason to say I'm wrong. Because a few other people think so? I've never heard that argument before, but it screams crazy to me. That you are so adamant that some random others agree with you, that I must be wrong. I'm sorry, but everything you write is really crazy and you should get some help.

As far as what I've actually said, though.

It's ok to be attracted to other people.

It's not ok to be hateful and fearful and angry of life.

I really hope you can do some self-reflecting.

You gaslighted them into deleting their comments, good job!

She was seriously batshit crazy.

Not sure what gaslighting is.

it's from the famous movie "gaslight", in which Charlie Chaplin is allergic to electricity and also suicidal.

In the end he kills himself by kicking a gaslight, which he's been using in place of electricity to light his home, off the table.

or rather, we don't actually know if he dies, the season ends with the burning house

Asian girls can definitely be super hot, but guys that prize after them like they're some different species are weird as fuck.

"Ooooh, heeey girl, are you like...Japanese with maybe a hint of Filipino...maybe Hawaiian?"

"No, I'm Chilean."

"Oh, alright talk to you later."

The key is to not fetishize them, which I don't do.

Obviously treat them normal, they are like any other girl. I just happen to find them hot.

However, many people also happen to sperg out when someone openly admits that they are attracted to Asian women. More than any other attraction in my experience. This is the one that gets people mad.

many people also happen to sperg out when someone openly admits that they are attracted to Asian women

no it's more like people react negatively when you ask where they are as if you're about to go hunting instead of attempting to date. GFTO yourself

I'm not sure how you would go find some Asian girls to date if you weren't aware of where they are.

Thinking about moving to a new city, and wondering about the population of Asian girls there.

Luckily, it turns out there's a lot.

do you see how you can come across as stalkerish?

By asking a subreddit of a city I've never been to about the Asian population there and where I could potentially meet some dates?

Yes, I see exactly how I am stalkerish to a city of 4 million people and how creepy I am about thinking of potentially going on a date in the future there.

Since I've admitted my immorality of being attracted to women, do you see how you come across as an irrational harpy?

you come across as an irrational harpy

mission accomplished

Congratulations.

lol. Good luck finding your asian girls, bud.

I'm on my way.

And if there is a specific area that they congregate.

I heard that there's this continent somewhere across the Pacific that has a lot of 'em. Can't remember the name of it, tho.

/u/HatsAreGood I find the fact that you prefer Asian chicks WAY less douchey and annoying than the fact that you got chewed out in that thread then brought it here as if we're going to validate your stupid bullshit

just grow up go to backpage or DL and buy it like everybody else

Not validating myself. There's some genuine drama here, and it's not even CNN. One of the commenters even had a meltdown in this very thread.

I wasn't really expecting the response I got. Although there were some very helpful comments, which were nice.

well I'm from Sugar Land, which is the suburb of Houston with the most Asian people by far, and I'll tell you the truth: getting laid with Asian chicks is exactly like getting laid with white chicks. you're either good at it or you're not

nobody ever told one of their buddies, "yeah I met this smoking hot Japanese girl and took her back to my place.... yeah I met her on reddit"

Thanks for the advice about the area.

I'm thinking about moving there for work. It's not like I'm trying to move there to bang asian girls. I just like dating asian girls. And was wondering if there was a sizable population of them there. After googling, it turns out there are (which I was honestly surprised by), but I went to that sub to confirm with actual locals.

So, it looks like everything is good for me in that regard.

SugarLand

So you're either super rich or super poor. Since you're on Reddit I guess it's the latter.

middle class, when I grew up

now I live in a decent part of new Orleans, and am still basically middle class.

but yeah you're right that there are some INSANELY rich fuckers in sugar land. a lot of rockets, Astros, Texans live there

but how will chris paul and james harden share the ball?!

There are poor people in Sugar Land? lol

he's probably thinking of missourity city, alief, Stafford.... all those are little towns that are right new to SL that are shitty and I could easily see how you'd think they're all one big thing

Alief is pretty far away from Sugar Land though.

I lived in North Alief/Westchase (there were arguments over which area I lived in) and had a pretty bomb-ass house with a saltwater pool.

There's also a really kick ass Hindu temple in Stafford.

No, it's not. I lived in Townewest (where the poor people of Sugar Land live), and the neighborhood next to use, Keegan's Wood, is an Alief neighborhood. Sugar Land and Alief meet around the Hwy 6 / Bissonnet / Eldridge area.

Huh I guess I didn't realize it extended that far north.

Alief covers a surprisingly large area, and if we're talking about the Alief Independent School District, it reaches even further than the regional boundaries. There are neighborhoods inside the beltway off Bissonnet and Beechnut that send their kids to Alief schools. Same with neighborhoods off of Hwy 6 near Bellaire.

But Sienna Plantation is decently rich

getting laid with Asian chicks is exactly like getting laid with white chicks

So, インポシブル, basically.

just smile and buy them clear liquor

Didn't backpage remove their escort section thanks to government threats?

What's DL?

idk about the first one

DL was a typo I meant CL as in craigslist

Dave's List. Neither of Craig

You're fucking retarded. No offense.

Lol no offense taken.

You were right OP, it isn't that weird to want to find asian waifus, and I liked your title. But don't post here like everyone is gonna have your back after an argument, that is just naive.

And /u/xnzs prefers dating mayos so she isn't welcome here either.

I don't know anything about anime.

Well get learning, because nothing gets them asian coinslots to open up faster than displaying your true powerlevel.

I'm not really into Japanese women, who I hear are the ones who get really horny over anime.

Nothing wrong with that, though. Just not my thing.

how do you tell the difference? Let us know your secret

You can tell the difference when you spend a decent amount of time around different Asian people.

I've been to Japan, China, almost all of SE Asia. I'm interested in the culture and language there. It's just pretty apparent quickly.

Wow that's amazing. So you're like an Asian expert or sorts?

Yeah, basically. I didn't say it, but you did.

You seem like a good lad. I think Asians could learn a lot from you.

The ways of love, mostly.

Japs are short as fuck

You should totally get into anime. It will help set you apart from all the other white guys who pine after Asian women.

I am fucking loving this. How on earth do you not see yourself as coming as a weirdo? Preferences aren't creepy but asking where Asian women congregate like you're going to set up a duck blind is some weird shit.

E: also, as a houstonian, they're everywhere man. Little Saigon in downtown, chinatown, bellaite, woodlands, like literally every place has Asian people.

This is the information I came to reddit to find. Thank you.

See, r/drama is all about cooperation and helping others.

/r/drama is clearly the best if you need information on Asians in Houston.

whar da azn women @?

azia

Ill take it on the chin, yes it's creepy. No i dont care. Asian waifus await. Have you seen thos kpop videos, they are insane levels of hot, if can get a gf like that who gives a shit if some sub thinks ik weird.

It was creepy I guess as to how direct the question was.

I like Asian chicks. I'm not ashamed of that. I almost exclusively date them. Not always, because other girls are fine. But that's what I'm attracted to.

It's not a ridiculous proposition to try to find out if there's Asian chicks in a city you've never been to and are thinking of moving to, when google says there are many and it was unexpected. So I decided to ask the local subreddit to confirm.

And then it became a shitshow, lol.

But, as I've said, it's ok to be attracted to who you are attracted to. As long as you respect them as people.

I feel the same way about plus size women, to the extent that they are all I date or am attracted to. I still don't go to a local sub and make a post about where da fat chiks at? cause I'm not a fucking weirdo with no social skills. Drama commenting notwithstanding, of course.

You could probably find more fat chicks that way though, if you know where to find them.

and even then, it still makes more sense to ask for the location of asian chicks', since on average they are smaller and therefore harder to see than fat chicks.

More nimble too, so it's harder to catch them.

I still don't go to a local sub and make a post about where da fat chiks at?

You really should though. I think you really should do that

well it's /r/houston, so i'm gonna say……everywhere. or in /r/CorpusChristi

HAHAHA

like you're going to set up a duck blind

thats a good line lmao

He never specified 2d or 3d

3d

I totally see what you're saying.

No, I wouldn't open with being into Asian girls, lol. I'm wondering if there are a decent amount of single ones in the Houston area, basically. And if there is a specific area that they congregate.

Haha chinese brothel maybe.

P.S. kys

Turns out, from what I can gather between moralizing against me dating an asian girl, there's a ton of asian girls in Houston.

I will keep myself sexy for her.

It doesn't have to do anything with preference, it's just you assume single asian girls behave like another specie and have their own habitat.

Or, and this may blow your mind, I assume single Asian girls behave like any other girls, but I happen to be more attracted to them.

Sorry you're jealous.

Oh, now girls are another special specie. Interesting.

So I can then go there, and flirt with them, and hopefully date some.

I know you're having trouble with this, but really it's not so difficult.

Why are you so upset that I want to date some women I'm attracted to?

U dont get it do you

Apparently you don't get it. I want to go to a specific area where there are a decent amount of single asian girls, so I can flirt with them, and then hopefully date and/or have sex with them.

Let me get this straight: you want to go to a specific area where there are a decent amount of single asian girls, so you're asking people on the internet. Is that correct?

??? I don't understand. If there's a neighborhood or set of neighborhoods with a higher amount of asian people than normal, there will be places where you can go there (like bars or clubs) that are going to have a higher amount of single asian girls in it than normal. And he wants to know where those places are. What's the problem?

ok you are weird

You've triggered /r/drama as well. Good job, OP. I don't think anyone in this sub has ever even had a date. Pay them no mind. lol

Just trying to find some Asian girls, lol.

we're just disgusted he's trying to date 3d like a degenerate

I'm married how do i go from single to married without dating?

Mail-order bride just like evey other aspie

I am gay and i would be the bride in this case (i wore a dress on my wedding day) what did i do mail order husband because that would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more common if true.

He does not follow bussy. Not acceptable.

Edit: I've gotten death threats now for asking about the amount of Asian girls in Houston.

youre a rapey piece of shit who's going to get rightfully shot bringing that bs to houston. plenty of bullets waiting for you in chinatown bro.

-/u/md_5718

Another PM

Keep your pasty white ass whereever you are you creepy asshole

-/u/Athena_XX

Definitely report to admins

Lol, if you want bro. Those were the two PMs I got, one was a death threat over this.

I don't care though, honestly. They're throwaway accounts anyways that messaged me, if you click on them.

Some people apparently get really mad that you can be attracted to Asian chicks. This is honestly crazy, lol.

Idk admin's have range banned before wouldn't surprise me

Lol, I'll leave that up to them. If you check out my last edit he keeps giving me death threats. But I really want to know what he says next.

And if /u/md_5718 has the balls to post here instead of PMing me, like a bitch.

/u/md_5718 has balls, they're just tiny Asian balls.

/u/md_5718 - show on the doll where the white boys touched you.

He won't post here, he just keeps PMing me.

youl'l find out who we are when you intrude on our territory and start harrassin our women. the sooner you get here the sooner youll find out.

/u/md_5718 is really shitty at death threats towards me.

/u/md_5718 is just crabby because some white bros reamed out his bussy and it leaks now.

Pretty sure that's just someone's alt account that they use to send people threats. Redditor for 2 years with no posts and 7 comment karma.

Deleted/banned i think

that's hilarious

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

BAHAHAHA...I love how /u/md_5718 has 0 comment history, but he's gonna kill whitey. Like, bitch, you're such a fucking coward that you scrub your post/comment history.

It's not just /u/md_5718, but his homies too that are going to come and rough me up. He was very intimidating when he said "we" a bunch of times.

He stopped PMing me death threats when I told him they were getting really cringy.

Keep your pasty white ass whereever you are you creepy asshole

"Death threat"

Also cyberbullying happens, get over it.

I hope you get stepped on by a gundam irl.

No, the other one about shooting me, and he kept PMing me stuff like that.

The other one was a death threat you retarded sperg.

/u/md_5718 bullets are the tool of the white man.

Haha, wtf I love you now.

lol look at that idiot calling you creepy

you're not creepy, you're worse than that. You're a weeb.

What's a weeb?

Nice try

No really, I have no idea. It sounds like an anime thing.

it is

it's an intentional misspelling of the english word "weekend."

supposed to be amusing, if you find bad spelling amusing.

I don't think someone would try to insult me by calling me a weekend.

It's worse than creepy and also it's you.

I'm pretty sure you're the weeb.

I have never seen a seemingly tame sub get so ass-blasted by such an innocent comment, and you even managed to anger some people in /r/drama lmfao hats off to you OP hope you get ur azn tail

Thanks!

I'll get that azn tail in no-time!

I even got death threats, lol.

tbf, there's a (usually well-deserved) stereotype of losers seeking a pure submissive Asian waifu because Western women reject them or feminism has made all Western women into gold-digging whores or whatever. As such, all men who exclusively chase after Asian women are viewed with suspicion regardless of whether or not they actually fall into that category.

Maybe mayo "women" shouldn't be so unattractive and tall

There is literally NOTHING wrong with being tall.

GOOOOTEEEEEEEM

bitch, you expect me to cuddle with you when you 5ft 10? Like get your shinpads on and defend that corner hoe

Are you implying tall is bad? Boi, you ain't lived till you used a step ladder.

What if I want a dominant Asian waifu?

When giving it second thought, I actually find it more acceptable for them to chase after Asian girls. Because Asian girls who would throw themselves at White people generally have an ulterior motive as well.

A ticket to the country, for most cases.

Depends on the nationality and situation; it's an exchange in a place like Cambodia, but not when it's a Korean or American resident.

Cambodia

We don't have to go that low. Taiwan (my birth place) is a good enough example.

Korean or American resident.

I suppose you're right. Then again, it takes extra courage to marry a Korean, man or woman.

If liking asian girls is wrong i don't wanna right.

I hear that.

  1. OKCupid.com

  2. Set up profile

  3. Location: Within 25 miles of Houston

  4. Go to the matches page

  5. Filter by ethnicity: Asian

Alternatively, and with less effort:

  1. Install Tinder

  2. Swipe right on only Asian women

ezpz

Thanks for the info.

I wasn't actually asking how to pick up Asian chicks though.

I was asking the local subreddit if there was a sizeable amount of Asian chicks in that city, while doing research on possibly moving there (it turns out there is).

Believe it or not, there's some places in the US that don't have many Asian girls.

Really? Houston is like the Capital of Asians in Texas. Everyone I know who lived in Houston has some story of accidentally wandering into the Chinatown and freaking out because almost all (road) signs were in Mandarin. In Texas, the second most prevalent non-English language (behind Spanish, obviously) is Vietnamese, and that's mostly because of Houston.

Honestly, wondering if there are Asian people in Houston is like wondering if there are Hispanic people in San Antonio.

Chinatown, Houston

Chinatown (Simplified Chinese: 中国城, Hanyu Pinyin: Zhōngguóchéng) is a community in southwestern Houston, Texas, United States. It is roughly bounded by Fondren Road, Beechnut Street, State Highway 6, and Westpark Drive, and lies between Alief and the city of Bellaire. The naming of the new Chinatown is disputed, as various ethnic groups, especially Vietnamese, live within the community. Portions of Chinatown lie within the Southwest (formerly Greater Sharpstown), International, and Westchase management districts.


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Well fuck me bro, I didn't exactly know that. I've never been there and have never been anywhere near the US South.

So that sounds really good for me actually. This was the most helpful comment since this whole fiasco started. So thank you for that.

>Texas

>The South

Them's fightin' words, boy.

Don't expect anything like San Francisco or anything like that, but there are loads of Asian people in Houston. Especially west Houston.

Or mayos in Austin

this but unironically

Keep Austin weird white

There's a huge Asian community in Houston, dude. And the food in Chinatown is amazing.

Yeah, I had no idea.

It turns out /r/drama is a lot better at answering this question than /r/houston.

s'cuz we ain't lil bitch boys

Whatever, I gave you answers

I know, I'm joking around here. Your answers were very helpful and I appreciate them. Thank you.

if you check out his other comments, OP has a habit of asking stupid questions whose obvious answers are just a google search away.

those are your posts, not your comments

smh

Yes, you're right. Thank you.

There's pretty much no difference between Asian women in America and white women, apart from the sideways vaginas. That takes some getting used to

idk if it's true or not, but it seems like to me if you're a white guy who exclusively likes Asian women, you probably have girth insecurities

just a hunch

"feminism ruined Western women" is something he probably says a lot

daddy needs his pure waifu

100% nippon

Not really. And I'm not into the anime stuff. And my dick is fine, if we're going to discuss it.

I'm just more attracted to Asian girls.

don't try to sound like a normie, you're not like them

Ok, I'm sorry.

I just want to say, you have made the day quite entertaining, lol. Thanks and I hope you get what you're looking for.

Lol, you're welcome.

OP linking to their own post.

Anyway there's a dance club in Chinatown that's full of Asian women and creepy white dudes there to skeeze on them. You'll fit right in. I'll see you there this Saturday.

/u/ExtremeSour, /u/ima_son_you, /u/apmrage

are you

  • kids

  • hapas

  • majoring in a field that ends with "studies"

has to be one of those. probably the last one

PrObABlY tHE LaST oNe

your user flair gave it away already, the other two are a more titillating mystery

I would hope you know the S in MIS doesn't stand for studies.

MIS stands for misery

So not really what youre talking about huh?

I'm a physician bitch

so... the second option

Just go to Chinatown and hang out in the Karaoke bars, OP.

Or go to any massage parlor on Westheimer that's open after 10.

I think Chinatown sounds like a fun place to hang out, after all these comments. I'll definitely do that.

There are some truly great things about H-town and some truly awful things.

I was kidding about the massage parlors...they exist, but don't go to one. Chances are 110% that the girls there are victims of human trafficking, which is a big problem there.

Mexican food is excellent, plentiful, and cheap. Check out Mexico's Deli on Dairy Ashford. Danielle is the girl who (most likely) is running the register and she's really nice. Get the tacos de pollo pibil and the cream of pablano soup.

Fuck. Now I'm hungry.

I've heard a lot of good things and a lot of bad things about the city, honestly. I'm going to visit soon so I can check it out myself. But it doesn't really seem too bad.

I think I'll be making the move. And now that it turns out apparently there's hot Asians just roaming around all over the place, all the better.

And I'm a huge fan of really good cheap Mexican food.

If you weren't aware, breakfast tacos are a way of life there.

You will never believe how bad the drivers are until you see them in action.

I've already heard there's a lot of Asian women.

shots fired

You might have some luck at sugarland city walk. There's a flying saucer there packed with a pretty diverse clientele

I'll check that out too, thank you.

Dude people like you ruin it for people like me who actually married an Asian. No, I don't have a fetish or anything I never dated one until my wife I mostly dated white and Latino girls. I met my wife through a mutual friend and hit it off. I made the mistake of letting the internet know I had an Asian wife and r/hapas started a thread about me saying I was a fetishist lol. Just get to know people obviously you have a type but don't hunt Asian women just date all types until you find one who you click with.

marrying a 3DPD

Disgusting.

Don't tell him what to do, weirdo.

Gross.

hey fuck you buddy. we're asian and we're beautiful.

No thanks, only Mayo.

Off to the gulag with you.

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FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This shit is fucking hilarious

What is up with white men and Asians.

Quit oppressing people.

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