A ginger, a Mexican and a male feminist walk into a bar... and starts furiously masturbating.
243 114 comments 2017-11-09 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Hello fellow redditors! Did you know that McDonald's does delivery now? And that the recommended wine pairing for a Big Mac is a sparkling white?
166 111 comments 2017-07-31 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Spoiled rich girl who "is yet to complete her high school followed by PhD in Astrobiology" (sic) doesn't make that many people smile, apparently.
111 106 comments 2018-07-16 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Klan members are sure the Vegas shooter was Muslim, since there aren't enough articles from the (((news))) about his identity. Then switch gears to the shooter being a liberal cuck after more details emerge. Whatever the truth, they manage to not lose site of the real victims in Vegas: mayos.
107 108 comments 2017-10-02 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
After OP's BF gives her "the most wonderful day" of her life and is just about to propose, she decides to call him a worthless loser. /r/relationships decides that the BF is actually very creepy for doing nice things for her.
107 230 comments 2018-02-23 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Subreddit for a video game with a talking monkey has a serious discussion over why death threats are now an important tool for educating misogynist GurlGamers(TM).
95 55 comments 2018-03-09 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Fatty from /r/bodyweightacceptance and HAES shakes her jowls in rage when some boy's parents try to stop him from getting juvenile onset diabetes.
81 65 comments 2018-06-15 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Male feminist (who's somehow single) defends Joss "The Pussy Slayer" Whedon in /r/movies.
76 690 comments 2017-08-30 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Boyfriend playfully teases his girlfriend, like humans in relationships often do. No big deal right? Ackchyually...
65 51 comments 2017-10-04 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Daddy was literally cucked by Michael Bolton.
52 25 comments 2019-03-27 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
"First of all, he's an anarcho-primitivist, not a neo nazi, secondly, yes, he did burn down a church, and that's metal as fuck, third, I really like his band. Also, for the record, the person he killed was a real piece of shit edgelord."
49 26 comments 2018-02-19 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Drama in real time: Users start to get suspicious about highly upvoted post in brand new subreddit. Especially when it's pointed out that half the commentators are day old accounts. Should prove interesting if it doesn't get deleted.
48 1 comments 2017-08-04 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Is raping an 11 year old pedophilia, or is calling it pedophilia just emotional manipulation? Is raping a boy really "rape rape"? Is it rape if you're simply forced to imbibe the holy flesh but not take it up your sphincter? Catholics blast their divine righteousness all over the unclean heathens.
42 12 comments 2017-08-02 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Conspiracy sub larps being relevant to the real world.
42 36 comments 2017-12-05 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
White supremacist stronghold gets invaded by shariablue militants after liberal god Stefan Coldbear is insulted...That's the title best I got. Whatever, it's Trump drama you dumb fuckfaces, it'll at least be kind of funny.
35 22 comments 2017-09-20 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Pussy slayers in /r/TIL get into a catfight with those who want pussy to roam free.
34 5 comments 2017-07-28 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Having no jobs to keep them busy, unemployed losers with face tattoos descend upon a thread making fun of unemployed losers with face tattoos.
28 15 comments 2018-04-14 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
/r/conspiracy decides that America is dead after a fat manlet says (((Tube))) is banning him.
26 3 comments 2018-03-05 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Everyone's favorite Auschwitz survivor is getting harassed just for trying to help out his friend's marketing company. I wonder who poor GallowBoob will send dick pics to this time...
26 7 comments 2018-03-28 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Some nerd with a degree dares to question whether a famous viking warrior was actually a woman.
21 9 comments 2017-09-15 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
/r/relationships argues that a man doesn't have any right to see his kid that was hidden from him. No, seriously.
21 5 comments 2017-09-28 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
You know what makes a bad joke funny? When nerds decide to argue over every excruciating detail. Bonus Trump drama thrown in, because why not?
20 7 comments 2017-08-24 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
User points out that most Africans are objectively more retarded than Forrest Gump or even Alex Jones. It goes over very well.
18 7 comments 2018-07-25 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Intellectually superior neckbeard correctly deduces that I am a white supremacist because I think /r/news mods are kinda liberal. His response is measured and mature.
17 12 comments 2017-08-13 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
/r/Libertarian decides that taxes are good now.
17 5 comments 2017-10-10 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Neckbeards over at /r/WholesomeMemes fantasize about having the opportunity to deny women agency. Arguments break out when users try to deduce a characters BAC from a shitty four page comic with no dialogue.
13 9 comments 2017-12-11 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Vidya nerd fails at basic life management, buys plane ticket to an event in Worst Korea that they don't have tickets for. Gets really pissy when the tickets sell out.
13 7 comments 2018-09-28 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
What do fatshaming and white supremacy have common? LITERALLY EVERYTHING!
12 9 comments 2018-06-22 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Is grabbing a man's package assault? Does the law recognize "being a dick" as a valid reason to tackle someone? The mentally unfit for trial discuss the law. With lawyers in absentia, of course.
10 2 comments 2017-09-25 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
People can be so rude when you harass them during dinner.
7 1 comments 2018-05-08 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Why you shouldn't get coffee at Starbucks, black.
6 2 comments 2018-04-19 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Leaked chat logs of a pedophile ring rejoicing over a little dead girl writing about her vagina. They then mock the "dead sluts" father for trying to hide it from them. Sick fucks.
3 3 comments 2018-05-16 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
People are so rude when you call them in the middle of dinner :(((((
1 0 comments 2018-05-08 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Ruthless terrorist attack on innocent American leaves full grown adults quaking in their little red hats.
1 2 comments 2018-07-05 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Daddy got toilet paper on his shoe and no one felt like telling him. We're officially living in a bad sitcom.
1 136 comments 2018-10-05 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Drunk coed walks into OPs bedroom and strips her clothes off. So OP does what any male Redditor would do in this situation: calls the police and develops PTSD. Take that, gussy!
1 68 comments 2018-10-14 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Pocahontas turns out to actually be part Native American. /r/news has a polite discussion about it.
1 38 comments 2018-10-15 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
A Pokemon trainer from Florida REALLY doesn't like some guy from SNL because he caused a worthless druggie to OD.
1 4 comments 2018-10-18 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
During the 2 second window last night when it looked like the Dems might not win the House, our resident magacels managed to jerk themselves raw and bloody.
1 7 comments 2018-11-07 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
"An $86 fine for attempted murder is way too harsh because it would mean having to work overtime and buying less crack." - Poor People of Reddit
1 2 comments 2018-11-20 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
The Aussie government literally makes it illegal to publish the name of convicted high ranking member of the world's largest pedophile ring.
1 173 comments 2018-12-12 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
Dear Reddit, I'm a white trash whore with a child (who I had in my teens, of course), and yet I still live with my meth dealing parents, exposing my child to the wonderful world of manufacturing and distributing illegal narcotics . Anyways, here's some stupid tax question.
1 4 comments 2019-01-02 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
A very serious discussion on /r/television about a **very** serious topic. Or: I remember when it was seen as pretentious to call cape-shit "graphic novels".
1 1 comments 2019-01-11 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama
A very serious discussion on /r/television about a very serious topic. Or: I remember when it was deemed pretentious to call cape-shit "graphic novels".
1 10 comments 2019-01-11 TUMS_FESTIVAL in r/drama