Morbidly obese legbeard /u/MrsMcGibblets1 finally gets laid despite her ugly appearance and shitty personality. Her massive fat rolls prevent it from being pleasureable. TrollX then "punches down" on men with small penises.

127  2017-07-09 by DeepDickedHillybilly

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/u/MrsMcGibblets1 if you lost about 120 lbs and renounced you're obnoxious form of "feminism" you would probably find normal guys who want to fuck you

*your

Nobody likes a grammar nazi. Keep Yourself Safe

Wow. You are extreme. Sorry dude your simply to extreme to be taking seriously

*taken

2*

My thoughts exactly. If that's the hand you're playing from, be glad you got laid at all.

To be fair, feminist white knights will tap anything, so being a feminist is a comparative advantage for her.

Goddam she named herself well.

u/Bilaidy huh and I thought women weren't shallow.

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be easy on the lad he's never met a woman

I'd call you a white knight, but you've got no honor and are almost certainly not white.

I'm gonna need evidence she's fat before I decide if she's wrong or not.

And by evidence I mean more evidence than simply posting in trollx

Wait... She posts in TrollX...???? That's not enough?

What's the correlation between trollx and fat women?

Many feminists are rather big-boned women. The particular strain of femicunt that infests Trollx are notably larger and hairier than the standard variety.

Oh ok. What makes them femicunts and how do we know they're fat and hairy?

They post on TrollX. It's like you are not even trying to listen.

There isn't much logic to listen to. Where is the proof that people who post there are fat and hairy? A circlejerk of "trollx poster is fat and hairy because they post on trollx which makes them fat and hairy" doesn't explain anything lol.

Dude.

It's how it is.

TrollX posters are fat and hairy.

Drama posters are retarded.

Water is wet.

I'll accept it lol

Drama posters are retarded.

On the scale of Marin to the clinically diagnosed we only rate 3 crayons out of 14.

SRDines are smug

SRDines are just drama posters with even smaller balls.

this but unironically

How are /r/dickgirls?

Nuh uh, I is no retard

Do you not know what sub you're on?

I do. Don't know why I didn't realize sound logic and drama don't mix. Thanks for the reminder.

They do and they don't. When it comes to gross generalizations about other subs, anything should be accepted as hard fact. Beyond that though, well drama is one part critical thinking, one part sarcasm, and two parts glitter.

I appreciate you explaining that.

Eat a dick.

Provide me with your address and I shall do that?

192.0.0.1

Clever.

Fuck me, this is a slow one.

How?

logic

Ooohh, we got ourselves a Vulcan over here.

I used to date a girls who used to be a mod at twox like 6 years ago. She was my sugar momma. She was awesome and paid for everything, and was also super pretty, but was not skinny, but not anywhere close to obese.

twox is a bit more normal though

Who?

Who?

Ur mom

Seriously you're so full of shit. What was her username?

Normal well adjusted women don't post to trollx to REEEEE about men.

*selfish men

Tautologies already?

I don't know, I just scrolled through about two days worth of their content and it just seems like regular women talking about regular women shit. I think I only saw one or two posts talking shit about men.

That was one of the two though... it's not like I said I didn't see any.

Two

Three

Four

Five

All on the front page esse

Two - she was abused, kinda has right to talk shit about her own ex.

Three - where is the shit talking about men? She's talking about cramps.

Four - that was a compliment on the man's sex skills? What?

Five - I'll give you that one.

Two - believing everything on the internet

Three - complaining complaining complaining, also comparing to men.

Four - younger guy's sex skills. Watch a post about a older guy and younger woman.

Five - tru

reeeeeee

Lol the only reeeeee I see is coming from you about them. Never ending circle, seems like.

I don't know, you seem pretty tarded

Doesn't mean much coming from you.

I mean... You're wrong, I hold so much internet weight

As much as the fat hairy trolls in that one sub, I bet.

Ayyyy, yeah, we tarded, but, you tarded too!

If you think they're regular women you need to get out more.

So what's a regular woman then?

Like a non retarded on. So basically a man in a dress who looks sort of feminine if you're the right amount of drunk.

A regular woman is a man in a dress...

All right.

Jesus Christ the joke was that a sane woman doesn't exist. Are you new to sexist jokes?

Well, we weren't talking about sane, we were talking about normal. Had the joke been on topic, it probably would've been funny.

If I was completely sober it might have been funny too.

It would've been less funny. Trust, am sober.

wow this

Are you new to jokes?

are you new to words?

Get better jokes, fag

Make me

Uhhhhhhhhh do it or your gay

Can't get double gay.

TIL I'm a regular woman

Unfortunately the same thing can be said about us posting here.

🙃

Check the Friday selfie stickied posts friendo. You will see the vast majority, if not literally all, of the posts are ugly and/or fat women

I thought you were lying but I checked it out and shit you are right, what the fuck.

Yes

I think it's kind of cringey and I have a vag so I'm allowed to say it

The sub? Yeah, a bit. Not my cup of tea but I'm not gonna call them femicunts lol

She posts to troll x of course she's fat

What if she's on her anorexic phase? Could be good for another year or two.

Anorexic phase for troll x posters exist only between their meal and a snack.

What if she's on her anorexic phase?

You mean she only had 1 Big Mac combo for lunch?

We're not talking famine conditions bruh

Big, if tru

And by evidence I mean more evidence than simply posting in trollx

Then I'm going to need more proof someone is a Nazi than their name is Adolf Hitler and they have a funny mustache.

I'm gonna need evidence she's fat that this actually happened before I decide if she's wrong or not.

FTFY.

No chance in hell that the story she posted actually happened.

She asks him to use a condom and he says no. He smells a bit "off" and she still lets him fuck her bareback. Sorry, either that didn't happen or she's a complete and total idiot.

Eh, could go either way. Both paths lead to an obese idiot.

Nah, when people are horny their disgust response decreases massively and they do all sorts of stupid things.

I'm gonna go with conplete and tital idiot. She is fat after all.

Ya, that was the weird part. She wrote the story to shame this guy and she just made herself out to be a total idiot instead. If all this was off about this guy, why the hell did she decide to sleep with him? Is self-respect not a thing?

either that didn't happen or she's a complete and total idiot

Well, she posts in 2x...

/u/bilaidy could you explain how calling people like OP fat fucks is body-shaming, while someone having a micro-penis (which is actually beyond their control) is not?

I'm not even accusing you of anything, since this post isn't really drama any way. I'm genuinely curious.

What the duck are you talking about, there's plenty of drama below the comment threshold

Oh you're right, maybe i should've read the post

This is /r/Drama, don't apologize.

He didn't

He expressed humility. This is a dangerous precedent which shouldn't be allowed to go unchallenged.

since this post isn't really drama any way

this, but unironically

she is fat, loves hillary and hates white men.

You are asking for too much.

loves hillary

Damn, i bet she loves Islam as well

She will be dismayed to hear they don't eat pig. Inshallah.

/u/bilaidy must subscribe to the feminist theory that only women can be body shamed. Much like how only women can be raped or be domestic violence victims.

i wish feminism was that woke

She sounds like a nice person....I think Lemmy said(sang) it best.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS2LD9gRQQk

/u/bilady is just saying size matters is all, so regardless of personality having a small dick is a crime.

No shaming the size queen, I'm with her, if I put my hands down a mans pants and they have no penis I'm so turned off, only 12" inches of real men are valuable.

Preach

/u/bilaidy has deleted her account. Add another one to the graveyard.

The graveyard of what?

... of dead accounts?

Hillary voters?

Still born ideologies too weak and unable to stand up for itself to survive?

Reddit's tiny dick squad is probably the only community more annoying then trollx. Every related thread there's some "muh tiny dick" guy practically begging for some woman to tell him that he's okay.

And manlets exist to defend the lollipop guild. What's your point?

I wanted to express myself

Where the fuck do you go that there's so many tiny dicked dudes talking about their tiny dicks?

Men with tiny dicks, always remember:

Keep

Safe

Yourselves

I feel personally attacked

Friendly reminder if you have a micro penis god is telling you not to breed

Well yeah, it makes anal a much easier sell.

must be nice to be an optimist

Meh.....that's how incels are made...but seriously though: a) the only reason this women felt the need to tell her story in the internets - she just wanted to make fun of the future serial killer. b) seriously, the "I'm better as lesbian" and "the wonder woman" lines? One of my friends has a new " boyfriend" every 1-2 months so I don't think that women are essential for his pleasure too. Next time, I demand better jokes.

...Shit I forgot to shitpost.....nevermind....

Trollxuser got laid...lol....r/thathappened.

fat feminists and micro dicks are a match made in heaven

no one else wants either of them

That's not fair.

Even if a feminist looked like Blake Lively, no one with brain their head would want her.

I'm a little drunk, but I will try to formulate a shitpost.

a) fat trollxer got laid.....lol...r/thathappened. b) she just made an incel or/and a serial killer out of a man with extra small dick and he will remember her. c) again, that whole story is faker than her weight loss.

fat trollxer got laid.....lol...r/thathappened

lol it's super easy for any woman woman to find someone to fuck her, doesn't matter if she's a 350 lb ham beast or not

Like I said "I'm a little drunk"

get drunker and then maybe you will understand

Yeah, but I blame the guys. Think of the fattest ugliest girl you know. She can get laid because some thirsty guy will fuck her anyway, so she has no reason to lose weight and otherwise improve her appearance. Think of the biggest cunt you know. She can get laid because some thirsty guy will put up with her shit and fuck her anyway, so she has no reason to be polite to anyone.

lol I'm not complaining b/c this phenomena allows be to be an absolute cunt with no regard for menz feelings

This is a really long-winded way to say that even fat chicks won't fuck you

Maybe on Tinder bc that's 60% men. Not in real life

lol it's super easy for any woman woman human to find someone to fuck her, them doesn't matter if she's they're a 350 lb ham beast or not

the gays are more shallow tho

Also if dude got laid isn't he by definition not an incel?

Go tell /r/incels that

Reading her description it sounds like exactly how I would picture a trollx and a micropenis having sex. Exceot, obviously with more affirmative consent checks.

Remember to sign your consent forms

I'm sure they used the app.

aww you guys let's give /u/john_ketch a big round of applause for getting laid! We're so happy for you!

Sorry, care to remind me how I triggered you in the past? I'd recollect but I don't normally bother to remember the lolcows I mock.

you don't remember because my account is a day old you fuckwit

Oh, so you were so upset you deleted your account and made a new one just so you could call me out. That's cute honey, but I don't really have the same feelings about you.

lol no my other account is /u/suchspookyskeltal but that's cute you think that. And it'll be okay, I know you're still stinging from the rejection by the TrollX chick, but don't worry, there are plenty of other whales in the sea

Oh yeah, it's that wee girl who keeps making stupid comments on /r/drama. What happened to make you switch accounts - you realise you were coming off too much like a whiteknight neckbeard and changed usernames to "PussMonster" so you can get more dickpicks from the autists here? Or is it so your /r/trollx whales could recognise you easier - the smell of legbeard was obvious anyway.

No retard Puss Monster is my discord name. You should join it so all of them can see you get your panties in a wad.

https://discord.gg/m7A79D

In the future maybe just tell him to neck himself eh?

/u/PussMonster_ understands that the world is a worse place every second she is around.

and BTW it's a SHE. /u/PussMonster_ clearly and evidently made a new account to emphasis she has a PUSSY not a BUSSY

good, you're listening to me! Now go stick your head in the oven

I'm so happy right now.

Weak as shit. And that's not the way to roast me, just ask me if I would be willing to fuck you if I was dead drunk and my shameful answer would end my social life.

I was dead drunk babe, you were meant to keep that between us :(

Weak as shit

"Sorry, care to remind me how I triggered you in the past?"

defends m'laddies honour on interwebz

/u/Sarge_Ward

instadownvotes

kill yourself my man

spending this long on /r/drama and not realising instadownvotes is the only way to show constant unrelenting neutrality

why bother living?

I've never thought of it like that.

When you insta downvote everyone, you insta downvote no one

Bussy is just a masculine anus. Body shaming is not allowed on /r/Drama.

Bussy is just a masculine anus.

wut

wut

WUT

BUSSY IS A SACRED, DIVINE THING, WORSHIPPED BY THE DENIZENS OF /R/DRAMA AS THE SOLE SAVIOUR, IT WHICH WILL BRING THE CLEANSING MAYOCIDE THAT WILL PURIFY THE WORLD

It's just a manly asshole mate. All butch lesbians have bussy.

This is sacrilege. Do you not understand the depths of sin you sink to by simply uttering these blasphemies? Pussy is the original sin and bussy is our saviour, of the holy trinity of bussy, mayocide and circlejerk. Repent now, son, so I can save your soul.

When the good lord takes you you'll arrive at the gates of bussy. The gatekeepers name is Debora. Swallow that red pill and save your soul.

They're called gicks when reemales have them.

Wow, the degree of pushback she is getting suggests that TrollX posters may be starting to gain self-awareness! If we don't nip this in the bud now, they may soon evolve to become.... fully sentient!!!!

If we don't nip this in the bud now, they may soon evolve to become.... fully sentient!!!!

Yes and sometime in the future the same species of cat that I own may rule the earth, but I'm not going to sweat that now.

put my hand on it, I knew why. One wouldn't fit. So I (very) stupidly just agreed later on. He didn't once try to see what worked for me, which all most all of my partners have done. I also didn't want to give him oral because he smelled a little... off. He was pissed about that. Good thing I didn't because he gave me an STD scare. He was uncircumcised and not very hygienic apparently. Explained the smell. And the STD scare that was actually my first yeast infection. 10/10 would not do again.

Just wow.

Yeah, I know right? She has a powerful imagination, she should write shitty porn novels.

Well, bestsellers to the legbeard/terf audience. They love this shit. For them, sex isn't about pleasure, it's about power - criticizing their partner and feeling superior. I bet that comment alone claimed a few hitachis.

I'm going to bet the legbeard types have a stash of basic "Sir Awesome" style romance novels that they get off to but would never tell anyone they read.

Yeah, I know right? She has a powerful imagination, she should write shitty porn novels.

Yeah, I know right? She has a powerful imagination, she should write shitty porn novels.

Love how she manages to connect the "std scare" to being uncircumcised. Also if you got your hand around it or it went inside her its not a micropenis.

Yeh, well

why the fuck would she have sex with some gross dude without protection? how retardedly irresponsible do you have to be to forego a condom to have a one-night stand with a micropenis who doesn't even have good hygiene?

straight chicks were a mistake

Otoh if you catch something think of all the karma you'll pull down for your meme about the scumbag steve who stealthed you.

Otherwise, why are we having sex?? So you can just use me to get off??

Yes. That's exactly the fucking point numbnuts, you have sex to get yourself off using another person.

I mean, if you're selfish sure. That's not what sex is for me and my wife. I wanna make sure she has a good time too.

Get out of here, normie

2D can't get off man.

Then what's the beeping sound?

Parental disappointment. It also might sound like a high pitched whine.

His wofe reversing.

↑ wow look at this white knight wanting to make sure his wife has a good time rofl

Is that sub just an unfunny parody or a sister sub for twoX cause I genuinely can't tell.

small dicks are gross, btw if you insult loose vaginas you're a fascist

This is peak trollx

If I can't wingsuit with a labia I don't want it 😤

when your self esteem is so low that even your erotic fanfictions involve bad sex

Burn

/u/Whoops-A-Donald

I dont give a fuck about body shaming

but if you are going to reee everytime someone calls a women fat at least dont be a fucking hypocrite

Dude, you missed the point of this. The whole topic was how men with tiny penises WHO DON'T WORK are the worst to have sex with. It's about getting her off and they don't, the small penis is just the cherry on top of the shitty sex story.

Nowhere did it say she was fat??? In fact, she talks a lot about her active dating life in her posts from what I can see, so that pretty much dismisses that idea.

Sounds to me like you've got a small penis and hate women, lollll

Also you suck at spelling. Fix your shit, boy.

Hi there loosevag, microp here. (Isn't that the correct semantics for you legbeards?)

Wanna hook up so that you can post about it on trollx? ;-)

If you look at any Friday selfie thread, you will find literally all or most of the selfies are either obese or otherwise ugly. The stereotype of the feminists being mostly undesirable women exist for a reason. Of course there are attractive women who have discovered and are ok with using their pussy to complain about everything under the sun, but the average woman with a normal social life doesn't typically have the time or interest to circle queer about some other fat woman she doesn't know having sex with a guy with a micro

Or chubbier depressed people are more likely to be invested in a forum enough to post a picture of themselves.

Why would someone used to dealing with online perverts post an attractive picture for no reason on a weekly chat thread?

I'm glad you came out of a two month hiatus for this.

I thought I might get downvoted for the post but I made it anyways. I asked him to wear a condom and he told me he would "perform better without one." Jerk.

RemindMe! 9 months "any anonymous trollx giving birth?"

Implying she won't abort it and record a video of the procedure.

Has someone actually done that?!

Was probably hung but couldn't penetrate because of the FUPA... I made myself feel sick.

When you're trying to penetrate underground bunkers you need a JDAM not tissue filled with blood.

"You're probably going to get slammed for "body shaming" but I'm with you; you don't owe anybody sex regardless of their physical attributes"

But if she's fat /u/Bilaidy then it's unacceptable to shame her right? FYI if she's over 300 pounds then anything smaller than a JDAM would be considered to be a micropenis.

You've got a lot of specific hangups here; not going to be the one you vent your mangry disposition on. Blocked.

Dis is fun boyz

On the one hand, I find that sub genuinely annoying. On the other hand, men with small dicks should kill themselves.

This one's a tie.

Literally no one here is disagreeing with the second point

I'm just expressing my truth.

I guess it boils down to, what bothers you more, dicks when they're small or vaginas when they're talking

A talking vagina sounds cool. I'm ready to cast my vote.

he smelled a little... off. He was pissed about that. Good thing I didn't because he gave me an STD scare. He was uncircumcised

Heh heh heh heh heh

Progressive women body shaming men? I can't say that I'm surprised tbh.

small penis shaming is the only body shaming drama regulars will get heated about, a very noble cause for the body positivity movement.

you don't owe anybody sex regardless of their physical attributes, [...], but you deserve better.

Seems inconsistent.

So she had bad sex? She should go tell her friends, why is she telling /r/trol- OHMYGOD they are her only friends aren't they!