What percentage of that was illegals? So if we assume ~6 million (even though it's probably more) than Trump won the pop vote handily. When we account for Trump actually playing the Electoral college system properly and not campaigning in California at all (because he knew he would win without Cali) it's easy to see he played the system to win the presidency and didn't give a fuck about the popular vote that liberals love to bring up. Have a nice day.
The voter fraud option, they could potentially undermine our democracy especially if we continued to allow more illegals into our country without any fear whatsoever or deportation. Recently state voter departments were told by law that they had to turn in their voter records. There's a special panel working on Election fraud that will handle these documents and the definite numbers are to be determined. It's estimated the number of illegal aliens who voted could be upwards of 6 Million. I would expect more strict Voter ID laws by next election cycle if that number of illegal voters turns out to be true.
Always remember: American stupidity is backed by American fleet power. You want to criticize Americans, there might be a time very soon when a carrier strike group shows up off the coast and starts lobbing tomahawks into your quaint country.
Nobody believed Trump couldn't take the south since the south is filled with complete wastes of humanity. Scumbags love their fellow scumbags so of course they love Trump
Their whole lives revolve around getting back at people and sticking it to people. That's not the life of a happy person no matter how big that take smile of theirs is at church
I've been on the Trump Train since he first announced, I couldn't count on 10 hands how many times the God Emperors Wrath has proven my predictions correct. Sounds dramatic but that's just reality.
Okay I predicted Trump would win, and he did, despite the literal thousands of times cable news, news magazines, polling, liberals on Facebook told me he had no chance, they told me there was absolutely no way Trump would win, they laughed at me, they ridiculed me, every time I stood true to my beliefs and fought on behalf of the God emperor. Since his victory I find myself a bit less interested in the political side of conversation when it comes to winning a presidency, but alas, here we are, with Trump in the white house. I understand how this man thinks and see the bigger picture with the amount of follow through in his actions. As I said I was Trump train from the moment he announced, tried and true faithful the entire way. I literally can't tell you the amount of times I've predicted happenings within the Trump administration but I can tell you it's been a LOT.
we can tell a lot about you from the fact you blindly and unquestioningly support a flailing, retarded "politician" whom you refer to as God emperor (in jest, but lets b real, whens the last time you stopped guzzling daddy's cock to come up air? You probably pray to him like a good boi).
It's the pure power that he possesses that turns me on. The sheer determination and raw willpower make the man. He is like a god to me, the level of 4D chess he plays is amazing, his energy levels at rallies are amazing, the amount he's already accomplished within his limited time in office? - Amazing.
Look I'm all for people coming into our country, but they have to come in here LEGALLY and with the consent of and in coordination with the immigration laws. If Mexico was sending their best people I wouldn't mind letting them come into our country, but they're not sending their best people. They're sending rapists, drug dealers, gangsters, even murderers into our country and often the people who pay for these actions are innocent American men and women.
"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the blonde straw hair. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved orange Daddy"
Now, before you read, note, this is a POSSIBLE explanation.
But the whole twitter rant thing is actually a pretty classic explain of how to conduct business that he outlined in his book. AND it's a technique that comes from the CIA circa 1960's.
In short, whenever he wants to do something "behind the scenes" he'll do something loud and obnoxious so that the onlookers, both media and common people, will get all rabble rabble, while he goes over yonder and does what he wants.
Here's a classic example, I bet you didn't know that Trump quietly, and without any fanfare, brought home a female US citizen prisoner. That no, not even Obama could get home. And he did it by first saying publicly during the campaign he wouldn't bother. Saying it was the business of the capturing country. And also, right before he launched his blitz he tweeted out some nonsense that got everyone riled up. And then: http://www.newser.com/story/241633/trump-intervenes-to-bring-us-prisoner-home-from-egypt.html
And he took zero credit for it publicly. In fact, even the mass media of the US didn't know because it was so behind the scenes. Almost no one commented on it. And not because of "liberal bias". They didn't because they literally didn't know.
In the 1960's the CIA came up with a strategy to have it's foreign spies go unnoticed. And it's the "hiding in plain sight" method.
Their spies would drink, get drunk, get arrested, bar fight, get fired from jobs.... basically be loud, obnoxious screw ups. So that literally everyone around them would be like, "Oh, Bob? He's just a loser. Barely can hold a job, and keeps bragging about all his exploits with women and drinking while at the bar."
Meanwhile, Bob was out stealing secrets. No one glanced in his direction and no one cared about him because "everyone knew Bob". When people think you're an open book, easy to read, no secrets, and they think they know how to get under your skin, and that you're "easy" to manipulate, then it's SUPER easy to operate in the shadows because literally no one expects anything from you expect what they "know".
And this is all stuff Trump outlined in his book in the 90's. The Art of the Deal. He literally said this is how he operates word for word in black and white.
Same thing happened to how he said he'd fund the wall. He said, "20% tarrif on Mexican goods." And HOLY SHIT! People freaked the high holy hell out! 20% would destroy this, 20% would destroy that, 20% would......
Yeah, again, literally in his book he says "I always give people a public ridiculous number so that's all they talk about and get angry about, that way, when I 'back off' and propose a number that's far more favorable, they accept because they 'beat me'." And he goes on to explain that's how he bought his plane for 50% off. Because he was originally structuring the deal to pay only 20%. Boeing got so mad and tried so hard to fight the deal, that when Trump "backed off" to 50%, Boeing was much happier.
But he still got a god damned 747 for HALF OFF! Which is all he wanted anyway.
So I know I typed a lot, but I'd ask you not put too much stock in the whole "twitter rant" thing. Because by assuming he's an open book and "can't control himself", you're literally playing into the very hand he's been dealing for decades.
IE: he's playing you like a fiddle, and you'll willingly fall for it because "nuh uh, he's too stupid, he can't play me!"
Any of this would make a lot more sense if he'd actually got anything done. But posting this as his healthcare repeal dies a death for a third fucking time? That's some impressive denial. That's not the record of a 'dealmaker', that's the record of a fuckup who can't get the central bill of his manifesto passed with both houses under Republican control.
Also, mate. Take a moment and consider what the fuck you're saying. 'In this ghostwritten book, Trump is made out to be a genius. Therefore he's a genius!' That's the substance of what you just said.
It's kind of like when people debate religion and people respond 'god moves in mysterious ways'. Once you say something like that you can handwave anything. Earthquake kills thousands? Mysterious ways. Child dies at a month old? Part of god's plan which is not for us to know. It's the same for Trumpettes like yourself. Doesn't matter how he fucks up, doesn't matter how stupid what he does appears to everyone, you can always say 'no, you don't get it, he's playing you!' If playing us involves getting nothing done and looking stupid while he does it, it's a very fucking long game he's playing.
Any of this would make a lot more sense if he'd actually got anything done.
Linked something he "got done".
But posting this as his healthcare repeal dies a death for a third fucking time? That's some impressive denial.
I detest Trump. Didn't vote for him. What exactly am I denying?
That's not the record of a 'dealmaker', that's the record of a fuckup who can't get the central bill of his manifesto passed with both houses under Republican control.
K. I don't understand your triggered point.
Also, mate. Take a moment and consider what the fuck you're saying. 'In this ghostwritten book, Trump is made out to be a genius. Therefore he's a genius!' That's the substance of what you just said.
It is not the substance of what I said. The substance of what I said is what I said. You however seemingly couldn't argue it so you built a straw man by saying, "Oh, you're basically saying this made up thing I'm going to declare now and then mock you for."
K. If strawman is all you have. Then I'm pretty confident I was right.
Trumpettes like yourself.
Man, you DO trigger easily.
See above. Detest him. Didn't vote for him. But you're so frothing at the mouth to live your life according to Identify Politics you apparently can't conceive of a world where someone can provide you with perspective without getting a tattoo of an ideology and preach from the mountaintops.
I feel sorry that's how you live your life. You've guaranteed yourself an existence of Confirmation Bias and small minded views.
Doesn't matter how he fucks up, doesn't matter how stupid what he does appears to everyone, you can always say 'no, you don't get it, he's playing you!'
No. Please re-read what I said without the bias and Identity Political bullshit you obviously subscribe to. Nice try though.
In short, you're so angry and triggered that objective review is nigh impossible. I deeply apologize for trying to engage a fellow human being with thoughtful discourse. You're clearly not mature enough for it (which was obvious at: "Trumpettes like yourself").
Now get in your much needed last word.
I'm moving on from this topic. There's no intellectual conversation to be had here for me.
Wow you managed to fit a lot of buzzwords in there. Triggered, strawman, identity politics, confirmation bias. It's like a reddit argument bingo card. Must save on having to come up with an original thought. Kudos on describing what you wrote as 'thoughtful discourse' though. The funniest part of that is that you actually believe it. Small pointer for next time, if you're going to chuck in logical fallacies, make sure you're not committing them yourself. Even better, don't use them at all.
If you think Mooch- the communications director - would say something like that on the radio unplanned then you don't understand how smart President Trump is.
Dude plays games in dimensions you can't even think in.
Aww you're funny did you come up with that all on your own you fucking dindu nigger? Wah wah he was a good boy he dindu nuffin. This is a white country now. We are proud of our heritage and we wont let white genocide get in the way
The only reeason you're proud of your skin color is because you're a useless piece of trash that will never do anything in life to be proud of. You have to be such a fucking loser to have to hang your pride on other people's accomplishments. You have nothing to do with any of the accomplishments of successful white people, you are worthless trash just like your family that what you out, and just like whatever little mongrel trash you will piss out with a meth whore in a doublewide
How's that best buy job going Bubba? You over $10 an hour? Sounds like you're winning! What's it like looking in the mirror knowing you're life is a joke and assistant manager at some shit retail store is your best case option?
Can't be racist towards white people duh this is like sociology101, get yourself educated. How deep is your dick in your sister right now, you genetic malformed gutter scum
LMAO at all that trash you just talked and not even an attempt to defend that tic-tac you call a penis, no wonder your wife is stepping out on you so hard XD
That would take dragging your ass out the trailer park
Just look at this bitch nigga who thinks I'm not nutting in his wife in the dirty-ass bed of my trailer before sending her back to your $4000 a month apartment to tell you she's too tired to fuck. : )
Be pretty tough to fuck anyone if your cock doesn't stick out past your fupa. You don't have to lie, you haven't busted a nut in years, need a whole mining crew to find that fuckin acorn among your rolls
Hahaha now all of a sudden you're about the dick jokes, don't play like you haven't already been found out tic-tac boy. What's your wife attack with more lust, a trailer trash cock or a bucket of bon bons?
All you can do is just repeat yourself huh? I guess repetition is comforting to a simpleton. Enjoy your garbage life with your garbage family Cletus, I'm sure it will be a good 40 years for one of your kind
Ahh you're back and in a thread about white trash doing heroin. Seems like a soft spot for your yokel ass, you watch mom and dad nod off into oblivion?
Lol Jeff is part of Trump's inner circle. This is all completely and 100% planned and orchestrated but you'll just have to wait until it plays out to see for yourself. I'd put my confidence in this being part of the plan at 98% and I've been quite successful with my predictions.
Trump still hasn't set up his opening moves! A single match of 4D chess can span a lifetime.
Lol this is new. Earlier they had "FBIanon" and bunch of other "anons". These retards actually believe senior federal officials with sensitive information will post damaging leaks on 4chan's pol of all places, and they would risk their career and future for it. I refuse to believe they're all retards, there seems to be too many of them. I'm starting to seriously consider proprietary AI chatbots being developed by the top PR and reputation management companies.
Lol this is new. Earlier they had "FBIanon" and bunch of other "anons". These retards actually believe senior federal officials with sensitive information will post damaging leaks on 4chan's pol of all places, and they would risk their career and future for it.
I refuse to believe they're all retards, there seems to be too many of them. I'm starting to seriously consider proprietary hard(?) AI chatbots developed and starting to be used by the top PR and reputation management companies. /u/tofur99 what do you think about this?
Now that I got that out of the way, these aren't "damaging leaks" they're worded as general updates and a heads up on future happenings without being too specific. Nice hyperbole ya got there though. If lefty I.C workers are willing to commit felonies by leaking actual classified information to random journalists, why is it so hard to believe some righty I.C/WH staff are incapable/unwilling to anonymously post unclassified generalized updates on happenings to a chatboard? Also the FBIanon one ended up being right about a bunch of shit if I recall correctly...
That said, these anons are treated as LARP material until proven otherwise, us "retards" as you so kindly put it don't automatically believe them, they're just information that might or might not be accurate and only the unfolding of time will tell which it is.
This WHanon claimed the 27th as being a date to watch and we've seen a whole lot of activity going on in the last couple days and it's only ratcheting up in intensity. This has piqued our attention as it lines up with that given timeline, that is all.
You all need to relax and stop taking everything so seriously and literally.
Well first of all, fuck you faggot. Now that I got that out of the way, these aren't "damaging leaks" .
Rude. And for being mean to me, I'm going to post "damaging leaks" about you in this comment. If you're too worried about which aspect of your pathetic and degenerate life I'm going to leak more than my response to your comment, scroll down and wallow in shame.
why is it so hard to believe some righty I.C/WH staff are incapable/unwilling to anonymously post unclassified generalized updates on happenings to a chatboard
Because anyone wanting to leak damaging info would want to have their leaked info seriously. One way to not ever be taken seriously is to leak it as a larper on pol.
Also the FBIanon one ended up being right about a bunch of shit
Wow really? Source?
if I recall correctly...
Oh...
This WHanon claimed the 27th as being a date to watch and we've seen a whole lot of activity going on in the last couple days
That's because "activity" happens every day 24/7 all around the world you retard.
And all this trash talk coming from someone so fat and low testosterone that you literally had to have surgery to remove your man boobs.. You even say that your mom helped you in removing the man boob removal bandages in your bathroom and consuming doritos and mountain dew as your day job.
And all this trash talk coming from someone so fat and low testosterone that you literally had to have surgery to remove your man boobs.. You even say that your mom helped you in removing the man boob bandages in your bathroom and even mentionconsuming doritos and mountain dew as your day job, can you be more a stereotypical loser?
kys
Yeah, fuck me for taking action to improve myself and openly help others in a similar situation, right? You guys are seriously pathetic, I came here to shitpost and you guys dig through my post history looking for something to hit me with. To call you low life scum would be a compliment. Stay salty though, Trump is your President for the next 8 years.
This was like 6 months post op, only gotten better since. contrary to popular belief most gyno is pretty mild but it still is fucking annoying to live with.
Lol looks like I hit a nerve since you resorted to digging through my post history looking for something to hit me with instead of just trash talking like a normal person. Hope your fee fees recover.
And just fyi, if I gave a shit about low lifes like you going digging I woulda used an alt to write the post intended to help other guys in the same situation I found myself in. Nobody chooses the genetics that lead to gyno, all they can do is take action to deal with it. Takes a seriously nasty human being to go after a guy for doing so, so congrats on earning that title.
gyno has nothing to do with adulthood testosterone, it shows up when you go through puberty and your hormones are all over the place. Keep trying to attack me though, shit is hilarious.
Its literally a click away, I didn't even have to scroll down for it. Took me all of 30 seconds.
Takes a seriously nasty human being to go after a guy for doing so
This is just a fraction of what you faggots do in pol. Learn to take some of what you dish out on the reg there eh? I'd say grow up, but you're already 28 and still post in /pol/, so idk.
And all this trash talk coming from someone so fat and low testosterone that you literally had to have surgery to remove your man boobs.. You even say that your mom helped you in removing the man boob bandages in your bathroom and even mentionconsuming doritos and mountain dew as your day job, can you be more a stereotypical loser?
kys
Hey I tried since this is a sub called "drama" after all, but the resorting to digging through my post history and attacking me for a post made to help guys out with a tough situation some of us face in life is kinda rubbing me the wrong way though, so I'm gunna pass. Ya'll are some bitter, nasty people. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.
resorting to digging through my post history and attacking me for a post made to help guys out with a tough situation some of us face in life is kinda rubbing me the wrong way
Real talk some spooks in the FBI, CIA, MI6 or Kremlin are gonna have a field day with analysing and applying how social media and constantly spouting bullshit got so many people to brainlessly follow an actual retard
Definitely. Not that it makes it any less sad. Kind of like when Shoenice runs out of $ so he spams bigger YouTuber's comment sections before necking a litre of anti bacterial hand gel.
must be nice! until you forget that daddy's connections got you that opportunity and go and get verified on twitter and make it that much easier for people to find and harass you and your family when you decide to go all millennial on trump's tweets
Yeah I found it hilarious every time I'd see that kid's bio with "Thiel fellow" and think, "Man, Peter would shit on you right now". I remember watching his intro to Trump or Ivanka at the RNC and laughing because all my lib friends were howling about HOW COULD AN LGBT MAN DO THIS TO USSSS!!!"
Thiel doesn't give a shit about LGBT rights in America because he wants to start his own floating "seasted" nation where he can make whatever laws he wants and snort ketamine off the cocks of young concubines to his heart's content.
That still includes humans in the process, if you don't have a machine learning algorithm trained on your past tweets shitposting for you then I don't know what you're doing with your life.
Stay at home mommy blogers pay Twitter to get a verified check and then get paid to set up automatic Twitter reply spam to Trump. It's fucking bizarre.
didn't he say, like right after the election,that he wasn't going to prosecute her?
Until his base (myself included) let it be known that wasn't good enough.
I also suspect that when he said that he didn't think the Russia thing would still be a issue 6 months later. So if the Dems are pressuring him, time to pressure the Dems...
Clintons politically dead, though, while Trump is the president. He has a lot more to lose by collapsing the establishment in on itself via locking up opponents Kazakhstan style.
One day he won't be president, and he won't be able to pardon himself or his family.
I mean, she can try, but she's a personal non grata in politics, now. She will forever be known as the career politician who lost to Donald Trump in the presidential election. Process that for a moment.
I also suspect that when he said that he didn't think the Russia thing would still be a issue 6 months later. So if the Dems are pressuring him
You're the one talking about it. For some reason you're assigning blame to the Democrats, when it's the FBI that's investigating. Just trying to keep you informed.
No, it wasn't until he needed to use her as a distraction to his own crazy bullshit. He used it as nothing but a talking point to get election and was hoping to let it go and be able to ride on the sweet sweet being magically loved and unlimited presidential power. Soon as he realized that most of the counrty does in fact think he is what he really is, an ignorant fat cheeto, he turns on the CLINTON AND OBAMA ARE TO BLAME tap to distract his dumbass base -- very much like what Joe does in Mad Max Fury Road to all those people with pans wanting water.
mostly he just yelled a bunch about Obama and how Obamacare is death.
reminded me of how when Obama wanted kids to watch that speech where he told them to stay in school, R's were all accusing him of trying to indoctrinate our children
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-07-25
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1 supergauntlet 2017-07-25
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6pf7r1/god_emperor_trump_attorney_general_jeff_sessions/
they're already starting up the mental gymnastics
nice
1 ralpher313 2017-07-25
That is some 1984 level doublethink.
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
29D CHESS YOU GUYZ!
1 supergauntlet 2017-07-25
it's kind of sad that they can't see the ramblings of a man with dementia for what they are but whatever
1 LifeIsTheBiggestMeme 2017-07-25
TD literally sees him as a genius mastermind whose every move is calculated.
1 Brumaired 2017-07-25
It's not that difficult to impress idiots.
1 WW4O 2017-07-25
But this guy has been quite successful with his predictions.
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
which guy
donald trump?
1 WW4O 2017-07-25
Nah, this guy.
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
NINETYEIGHTPERCENT
that means the guy's made at least fifty predictions in the last 6 months but only missed one?
/u/ProfessionalReddit69 pls tell me about the one that got away, also ten random correct predictions
1 WW4O 2017-07-25
Probably easier to be correct when your prediction is "something is happening"
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
subbed
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
-Trump's not a serious candidate
-Trump will be out by October
-Trump will never win a single primary
-Trump has a ceiling of 25%
-Trump has a ceiling of 30%
-Trump has a ceiling of 35%
-Trump has a ceiling of 45%
-Trump will never win the south
-Trump can't win with evangelicals
-Trump will never be the nominee
-Trump will never win the general <~~ you are now here
-Trump can't really build a wall
-Trump can't extend Hillary's prison sentence to 120 years
-Trump can't glass NK
-Trump can't expect the President of China to sign an unconditional surrender on the deck of the USS Nimitz
-Trump cannot get re-elected
-Trump can't be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore
-Trump can't be all five faces on Mount Trumpmore
-Trump can't run and win the 3rd term, can he?
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-07-25
Is this pasta? It's damn tasty
1 iiiiiiiiiiiijiii 2017-07-25
People stopped posting it after the arrow stopped moving 😂😂
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-07-25
Lol, well let's give it time, there's still seven and a half years to go
1 ownersinc 2017-07-25
Unlikely that he'll even hit 4
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
this one's true though
lol what retard thought that?
1 wow___justwow 2017-07-25
it annoys me that your faggotry is making me serious post but
It's not. His pop vote was 46%.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
check your denominator, bro-ioche
final tally was 35.04% Trump, 36.63% Hillary, 4.33% other, 24.00% abstaining
1 wow___justwow 2017-07-25
fuck you i'm done serious posting for the day
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
fake news
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
What percentage of that was illegals? So if we assume ~6 million (even though it's probably more) than Trump won the pop vote handily. When we account for Trump actually playing the Electoral college system properly and not campaigning in California at all (because he knew he would win without Cali) it's easy to see he played the system to win the presidency and didn't give a fuck about the popular vote that liberals love to bring up. Have a nice day.
1 DannyLee90 2017-07-25
http://i.imgur.com/nmnmeVM.png
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
200%
1 ItsSugar 2017-07-25
Imagine being so retarded that you're still repeating this.
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
The truth is funny right
1 ItsSugar 2017-07-25
So which one is it? Are the 6 million illegals a joke or worrisome rampant voter fraud that should be addressed?
At least try to stay consistent, retard.
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
The voter fraud option, they could potentially undermine our democracy especially if we continued to allow more illegals into our country without any fear whatsoever or deportation. Recently state voter departments were told by law that they had to turn in their voter records. There's a special panel working on Election fraud that will handle these documents and the definite numbers are to be determined. It's estimated the number of illegal aliens who voted could be upwards of 6 Million. I would expect more strict Voter ID laws by next election cycle if that number of illegal voters turns out to be true.
1 UserUnknown2 2017-07-25
It's not underestimating Trump, it's underestimating American stupidity
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
Always remember: American stupidity is backed by American fleet power. You want to criticize Americans, there might be a time very soon when a carrier strike group shows up off the coast and starts lobbing tomahawks into your quaint country.
Now help us build this wall!
1 UserUnknown2 2017-07-25
Hey man if it pays above minumum wage and helps put a dent in these student loans I'll be there to put the first brick down.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
let's go bomb some tribal cultures back into the stone age!
1 UserUnknown2 2017-07-25
Only if they have oil, god forbid my tax dollars go to waste
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
good. venezuela it is then
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Nobody believed Trump couldn't take the south since the south is filled with complete wastes of humanity. Scumbags love their fellow scumbags so of course they love Trump
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
It was pretty common banter up until november that Trump was gonna lose the south/florida because of the blacks
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Florida yes, NC maybe, only the most of delusional people thought he was going to lose GA or the rest of them
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
b..b..bbut I thought Texas would turn blue?!?1
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
in 15 more years maybe, and only if the mexicans go and vote which they don't do at the highest rates
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-07-25
At least they're happy lol
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Their whole lives revolve around getting back at people and sticking it to people. That's not the life of a happy person no matter how big that take smile of theirs is at church
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
I've been on the Trump Train since he first announced, I couldn't count on 10 hands how many times the God Emperors Wrath has proven my predictions correct. Sounds dramatic but that's just reality.
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
i've noticed you listed 0 specifics
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
Too many specifics to even begin I don't have to play by your imaginary rule book.
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
and yet still won't list a single thing lmaooo
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
Okay I predicted Trump would win, and he did, despite the literal thousands of times cable news, news magazines, polling, liberals on Facebook told me he had no chance, they told me there was absolutely no way Trump would win, they laughed at me, they ridiculed me, every time I stood true to my beliefs and fought on behalf of the God emperor. Since his victory I find myself a bit less interested in the political side of conversation when it comes to winning a presidency, but alas, here we are, with Trump in the white house. I understand how this man thinks and see the bigger picture with the amount of follow through in his actions. As I said I was Trump train from the moment he announced, tried and true faithful the entire way. I literally can't tell you the amount of times I've predicted happenings within the Trump administration but I can tell you it's been a LOT.
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
lmfao I cant believe people like you exist and have access to the internet
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
Oh sure you can there's plenty of people like me you probably know all about me and who I am as a person just from reading my Reddit comments.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-25
we can tell a lot about you from the fact you blindly and unquestioningly support a flailing, retarded "politician" whom you refer to as God emperor (in jest, but lets b real, whens the last time you stopped guzzling daddy's cock to come up air? You probably pray to him like a good boi).
You are obviously very smart and respectable.
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
I love President Trump so much that his alphaness naturally overpowers me and I surrender to his pure willpower.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-25
huh I thought "alpha" meant being fit and confident. I was unaware there was a whiny little obese bitch school of masculine thought
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
It's the pure power that he possesses that turns me on. The sheer determination and raw willpower make the man. He is like a god to me, the level of 4D chess he plays is amazing, his energy levels at rallies are amazing, the amount he's already accomplished within his limited time in office? - Amazing.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-25
lol ok I get you now famalam
you are quite right. Peak masculinity. Very sexy
1 ProfessionalReddit69 2017-07-25
Look I'm all for people coming into our country, but they have to come in here LEGALLY and with the consent of and in coordination with the immigration laws. If Mexico was sending their best people I wouldn't mind letting them come into our country, but they're not sending their best people. They're sending rapists, drug dealers, gangsters, even murderers into our country and often the people who pay for these actions are innocent American men and women.
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
tfw you totally OWN the SHITLIBS by loving daddy no matter what he does
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the blonde straw hair. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved orange Daddy"
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
this is a dank meme
1 nmx179 2017-07-25
Literate!
1 froibo 2017-07-25
Trump hasn't even set his opening moves! A single game of chess can span a lifetime.
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Are they seriously saying this about someone who posts his every tantrum on twitter?
1 SolusOpes 2017-07-25
I actually have to jump in on this comment.
Now, before you read, note, this is a POSSIBLE explanation.
But the whole twitter rant thing is actually a pretty classic explain of how to conduct business that he outlined in his book. AND it's a technique that comes from the CIA circa 1960's.
In short, whenever he wants to do something "behind the scenes" he'll do something loud and obnoxious so that the onlookers, both media and common people, will get all rabble rabble, while he goes over yonder and does what he wants.
Here's a classic example, I bet you didn't know that Trump quietly, and without any fanfare, brought home a female US citizen prisoner. That no, not even Obama could get home. And he did it by first saying publicly during the campaign he wouldn't bother. Saying it was the business of the capturing country. And also, right before he launched his blitz he tweeted out some nonsense that got everyone riled up. And then: http://www.newser.com/story/241633/trump-intervenes-to-bring-us-prisoner-home-from-egypt.html
And he took zero credit for it publicly. In fact, even the mass media of the US didn't know because it was so behind the scenes. Almost no one commented on it. And not because of "liberal bias". They didn't because they literally didn't know.
In the 1960's the CIA came up with a strategy to have it's foreign spies go unnoticed. And it's the "hiding in plain sight" method.
Their spies would drink, get drunk, get arrested, bar fight, get fired from jobs.... basically be loud, obnoxious screw ups. So that literally everyone around them would be like, "Oh, Bob? He's just a loser. Barely can hold a job, and keeps bragging about all his exploits with women and drinking while at the bar."
Meanwhile, Bob was out stealing secrets. No one glanced in his direction and no one cared about him because "everyone knew Bob". When people think you're an open book, easy to read, no secrets, and they think they know how to get under your skin, and that you're "easy" to manipulate, then it's SUPER easy to operate in the shadows because literally no one expects anything from you expect what they "know".
And this is all stuff Trump outlined in his book in the 90's. The Art of the Deal. He literally said this is how he operates word for word in black and white.
Same thing happened to how he said he'd fund the wall. He said, "20% tarrif on Mexican goods." And HOLY SHIT! People freaked the high holy hell out! 20% would destroy this, 20% would destroy that, 20% would......
Yeah, again, literally in his book he says "I always give people a public ridiculous number so that's all they talk about and get angry about, that way, when I 'back off' and propose a number that's far more favorable, they accept because they 'beat me'." And he goes on to explain that's how he bought his plane for 50% off. Because he was originally structuring the deal to pay only 20%. Boeing got so mad and tried so hard to fight the deal, that when Trump "backed off" to 50%, Boeing was much happier.
But he still got a god damned 747 for HALF OFF! Which is all he wanted anyway.
So I know I typed a lot, but I'd ask you not put too much stock in the whole "twitter rant" thing. Because by assuming he's an open book and "can't control himself", you're literally playing into the very hand he's been dealing for decades.
IE: he's playing you like a fiddle, and you'll willingly fall for it because "nuh uh, he's too stupid, he can't play me!"
Which is exactly why he can. Because you "know".
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Any of this would make a lot more sense if he'd actually got anything done. But posting this as his healthcare repeal dies a death for a third fucking time? That's some impressive denial. That's not the record of a 'dealmaker', that's the record of a fuckup who can't get the central bill of his manifesto passed with both houses under Republican control.
Also, mate. Take a moment and consider what the fuck you're saying. 'In this ghostwritten book, Trump is made out to be a genius. Therefore he's a genius!' That's the substance of what you just said.
It's kind of like when people debate religion and people respond 'god moves in mysterious ways'. Once you say something like that you can handwave anything. Earthquake kills thousands? Mysterious ways. Child dies at a month old? Part of god's plan which is not for us to know. It's the same for Trumpettes like yourself. Doesn't matter how he fucks up, doesn't matter how stupid what he does appears to everyone, you can always say 'no, you don't get it, he's playing you!' If playing us involves getting nothing done and looking stupid while he does it, it's a very fucking long game he's playing.
1 SolusOpes 2017-07-25
Aaaaaand you're triggered.
Good job.
Linked something he "got done".
I detest Trump. Didn't vote for him. What exactly am I denying?
K. I don't understand your triggered point.
It is not the substance of what I said. The substance of what I said is what I said. You however seemingly couldn't argue it so you built a straw man by saying, "Oh, you're basically saying this made up thing I'm going to declare now and then mock you for."
K. If strawman is all you have. Then I'm pretty confident I was right.
Man, you DO trigger easily.
See above. Detest him. Didn't vote for him. But you're so frothing at the mouth to live your life according to Identify Politics you apparently can't conceive of a world where someone can provide you with perspective without getting a tattoo of an ideology and preach from the mountaintops.
I feel sorry that's how you live your life. You've guaranteed yourself an existence of Confirmation Bias and small minded views.
No. Please re-read what I said without the bias and Identity Political bullshit you obviously subscribe to. Nice try though.
In short, you're so angry and triggered that objective review is nigh impossible. I deeply apologize for trying to engage a fellow human being with thoughtful discourse. You're clearly not mature enough for it (which was obvious at: "Trumpettes like yourself").
Now get in your much needed last word.
I'm moving on from this topic. There's no intellectual conversation to be had here for me.
Have a nice day.
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Wow you managed to fit a lot of buzzwords in there. Triggered, strawman, identity politics, confirmation bias. It's like a reddit argument bingo card. Must save on having to come up with an original thought. Kudos on describing what you wrote as 'thoughtful discourse' though. The funniest part of that is that you actually believe it. Small pointer for next time, if you're going to chuck in logical fallacies, make sure you're not committing them yourself. Even better, don't use them at all.
1 LifeIsTheBiggestMeme 2017-07-25
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
look how retarded these people are. Poor whites need to be sterilized
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
No need. They'd have to copulate with a female in order to reproduce, and I think we both know they're like two dry years away from /r/incels.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-25
If you think Mooch- the communications director - would say something like that on the radio unplanned then you don't understand how smart President Trump is. Dude plays games in dimensions you can't even think in.
1 baconsoupfordays 2017-07-25
Fuck you racist scum
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
haha this mayo has some lip on him. Better control yourself unless u want the whip you cumskin cunt
1 baconsoupfordays 2017-07-25
Aww you're funny did you come up with that all on your own you fucking dindu nigger? Wah wah he was a good boy he dindu nuffin. This is a white country now. We are proud of our heritage and we wont let white genocide get in the way
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
too late cumskin, me and the boys have already started the mayocide
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
The only reeason you're proud of your skin color is because you're a useless piece of trash that will never do anything in life to be proud of. You have to be such a fucking loser to have to hang your pride on other people's accomplishments. You have nothing to do with any of the accomplishments of successful white people, you are worthless trash just like your family that what you out, and just like whatever little mongrel trash you will piss out with a meth whore in a doublewide
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Hey look it's that one post you write.
Still desperately in need of the internet's validation for your shitty meaningless life of consumption and office drudgery I see.
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
You going to lipo out the rest of your day or was getting your bitch tits taken off all mammy could afford?
1 baconsoupfordays 2017-07-25
Lol now i can tell you're trolling. But in case you're not tell your nigger and muslim friends thanks for ruining america
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
How's that best buy job going Bubba? You over $10 an hour? Sounds like you're winning! What's it like looking in the mirror knowing you're life is a joke and assistant manager at some shit retail store is your best case option?
1 Vivisection-is-Love 2017-07-25
Mayocide is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Chalk nigger
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Can't be racist towards white people duh this is like sociology101, get yourself educated. How deep is your dick in your sister right now, you genetic malformed gutter scum
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Deeper than yours would be, babydick jenkins : )
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Swap over from your baconsoup account? Good luck with that best buy job haha fucking loser
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Nah I just switched over from assfucking your wife, she decided she was tired of that math nerd dick lmao.
Have fun using those dweeb dollars to raise my illegitimate kids tho!
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
That would take dragging your ads out the trailer park inbred, doubt that rascal scooter of yours has the best mileage
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
LMAO at all that trash you just talked and not even an attempt to defend that tic-tac you call a penis, no wonder your wife is stepping out on you so hard XD
Just look at this bitch nigga who thinks I'm not nutting in his wife in the dirty-ass bed of my trailer before sending her back to your $4000 a month apartment to tell you she's too tired to fuck. : )
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Be pretty tough to fuck anyone if your cock doesn't stick out past your fupa. You don't have to lie, you haven't busted a nut in years, need a whole mining crew to find that fuckin acorn among your rolls
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Hahaha now all of a sudden you're about the dick jokes, don't play like you haven't already been found out tic-tac boy. What's your wife attack with more lust, a trailer trash cock or a bucket of bon bons?
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
All you can do is just repeat yourself huh? I guess repetition is comforting to a simpleton. Enjoy your garbage life with your garbage family Cletus, I'm sure it will be a good 40 years for one of your kind
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
It literally took me two weeks to get over the staggering unintentional irony of this comment. Truly amazing stuff here.
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
Ahh you're back and in a thread about white trash doing heroin. Seems like a soft spot for your yokel ass, you watch mom and dad nod off into oblivion?
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Beautifully illustrated :/)
Cause I don't live my life on Reddit you nerdy faggot :/)
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
You obviously so if you're searching back into weeks old threads man, shits weird
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
You're reviving weeks old arguments, you're a weird dude
1 TehAlpacalypse 2017-07-25
this takes me back to high school
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
are you that insecure about being white? Lol
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Sorry son, pretty sure you meant to post this response to u/jumbledfun.
It's cool though, I know how hard it is for you brothers to figure out how to do stuff :)
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
no, I meant to post that response to you, the butthurt kid who can't take a racial joke cause of their racial fragility LMAO
cry me a river :(
1 tricknology_120 2017-07-25
Only one I see getting butthurt about jokes here is you hoss, maybe try to stay out of the kitchen if you can't handle the bantz : )
1 froibo 2017-07-25
Trump still hasn't set up his opening moves! A single match of 4D chess can span a lifetime.
1 flipkt 2017-07-25
Lol this is new. Earlier they had "FBIanon" and bunch of other "anons". These retards actually believe senior federal officials with sensitive information will post damaging leaks on 4chan's pol of all places, and they would risk their career and future for it. I refuse to believe they're all retards, there seems to be too many of them. I'm starting to seriously consider proprietary AI chatbots being developed by the top PR and reputation management companies.
1 flipkt 2017-07-25
Lol this is new. Earlier they had "FBIanon" and bunch of other "anons". These retards actually believe senior federal officials with sensitive information will post damaging leaks on 4chan's pol of all places, and they would risk their career and future for it.
I refuse to believe they're all retards, there seems to be too many of them. I'm starting to seriously consider proprietary hard(?) AI chatbots developed and starting to be used by the top PR and reputation management companies. /u/tofur99 what do you think about this?
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
Well first of all, fuck you faggot.
Now that I got that out of the way, these aren't "damaging leaks" they're worded as general updates and a heads up on future happenings without being too specific. Nice hyperbole ya got there though. If lefty I.C workers are willing to commit felonies by leaking actual classified information to random journalists, why is it so hard to believe some righty I.C/WH staff are incapable/unwilling to anonymously post unclassified generalized updates on happenings to a chatboard? Also the FBIanon one ended up being right about a bunch of shit if I recall correctly...
That said, these anons are treated as LARP material until proven otherwise, us "retards" as you so kindly put it don't automatically believe them, they're just information that might or might not be accurate and only the unfolding of time will tell which it is.
This WHanon claimed the 27th as being a date to watch and we've seen a whole lot of activity going on in the last couple days and it's only ratcheting up in intensity. This has piqued our attention as it lines up with that given timeline, that is all.
You all need to relax and stop taking everything so seriously and literally.
1 flipkt 2017-07-25
Rude. And for being mean to me, I'm going to post "damaging leaks" about you in this comment. If you're too worried about which aspect of your pathetic and degenerate life I'm going to leak more than my response to your comment, scroll down and wallow in shame.
Because anyone wanting to leak damaging info would want to have their leaked info seriously. One way to not ever be taken seriously is to leak it as a larper on pol.
Wow really? Source?
Oh...
That's because "activity" happens every day 24/7 all around the world you retard.
And all this trash talk coming from someone so fat and low testosterone that you literally had to have surgery to remove your man boobs.. You even say that your mom helped you in removing the man boob removal bandages in your bathroom and consuming doritos and mountain dew as your day job.
kys
1 Brothaniels 2017-07-25
http://imgur.com/aDNq9xR
1 menvaren 2017-07-25
Jesus Christ.
1 ComedicSans 2017-07-25
Hahahahaha.
1 WalterMatthau 2017-07-25
/u/tofur99 BODIED
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
Yeah, fuck me for taking action to improve myself and openly help others in a similar situation, right? You guys are seriously pathetic, I came here to shitpost and you guys dig through my post history looking for something to hit me with. To call you low life scum would be a compliment. Stay salty though, Trump is your President for the next 8 years.
1 kippot 2017-07-25
Jfc how pathetic can one "man" be
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
lmao u mad as fuck, keep going lower bro let's see how far you can dive.
1 kippot 2017-07-25
Ehh, i love low-t lolcows coming to /drama , pls do stay and post more 😙
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
lol u wish u could have me faggot
1 kippot 2017-07-25
You should be modded tbqhwyf
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-25
Tits or gtfo
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
This was 6 months post op http://i.imgur.com/4ZRdu9Q.jpg
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-25
U kno I meant the jigglies you slick dipper
1 no_for_reals 2017-07-25
If you're looking for someone to disagree with you, I've got some bad news.
1 WalterMatthau 2017-07-25
You mean paying a doctor to slice away the fat you were too mentally weak to lose yourself?
1 WalterMatthau 2017-07-25
I didn't dig through shit, just gleefully applauded someone else who did.
Are you overly emotional because of your hormone problems or what?
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
It rolled right off the tongue fam, couldn't be prouder. And I was thinking you might be someone else, I don't keep track of usernames tho.
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
lmfao he really touched a nerve huh?
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2017-07-25
/u/tofur99 post tits
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
This was like 6 months post op, only gotten better since. contrary to popular belief most gyno is pretty mild but it still is fucking annoying to live with.
http://i.imgur.com/4ZRdu9Q.jpg
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
Lol looks like I hit a nerve since you resorted to digging through my post history looking for something to hit me with instead of just trash talking like a normal person. Hope your fee fees recover.
And just fyi, if I gave a shit about low lifes like you going digging I woulda used an alt to write the post intended to help other guys in the same situation I found myself in. Nobody chooses the genetics that lead to gyno, all they can do is take action to deal with it. Takes a seriously nasty human being to go after a guy for doing so, so congrats on earning that title.
1 kippot 2017-07-25
Shh, no more low-t tears now
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
gyno has nothing to do with adulthood testosterone, it shows up when you go through puberty and your hormones are all over the place. Keep trying to attack me though, shit is hilarious.
1 flipkt 2017-07-25
Its literally a click away, I didn't even have to scroll down for it. Took me all of 30 seconds.
This is just a fraction of what you faggots do in pol. Learn to take some of what you dish out on the reg there eh? I'd say grow up, but you're already 28 and still post in /pol/, so idk.
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
lol I don't post on pol, I'm speaking as a t_d shitposter who sees the screencaps of these so called anons.
1 knee-of-justice 2017-07-25
Lmao you're totally fine with calling people cucks and faggots, but the moment someone does it to you you get so upset.
1 ItsSugar 2017-07-25
http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif
1 House_Bitch 2017-07-25
Shit, that was a brutal takedown.
1 ComedicSans 2017-07-25
Holy shit, this is the pure unadulterated autistic shitposting I come here to see. Can we keep you?
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
Hey I tried since this is a sub called "drama" after all, but the resorting to digging through my post history and attacking me for a post made to help guys out with a tough situation some of us face in life is kinda rubbing me the wrong way though, so I'm gunna pass. Ya'll are some bitter, nasty people. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.
1 no_for_reals 2017-07-25
Well, at least you're learning.
1 ComedicSans 2017-07-25
Tell that to Amazon Bezos. Kek.
1 froibo 2017-07-25
Low energy!
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
Sad!
1 ay_what_up 2017-07-25
why am I not surprised that t_d posters are such sensitive pussies lol
1 i-ride-dragons 2017-07-25
You seem well adjusted.
1 Unfunny_Twat 2017-07-25
Oh boy, fresh meat!
1 tofur99 2017-07-25
I'm all chewed up already boyo
1 UserUnknown2 2017-07-25
Real talk some spooks in the FBI, CIA, MI6 or Kremlin are gonna have a field day with analysing and applying how social media and constantly spouting bullshit got so many people to brainlessly follow an actual retard
1 supergauntlet 2017-07-25
never mind the government agents, there's marketing firms that have been cumming themselves nonstop since before November over this shit
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
"BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL"
"No, we're not gonna go after the Clintons, they're nice people. We don't wanna hurt them."
"WHY ISN'T SHE LOCKED UP YET, JEFF?"
1 DistortedLines 2017-07-25
Like this is gonna stop his fans from sucking his dick on t_d
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
what's important is that they don't know what to do with jeffy's dick atm
1 80BAIT08 2017-07-25
If you ever think you waste your time on this remember the random ticked people who instantly reply to every Trump tweet.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
they don't just instantly reply, they SPAM his ass
the worst part is, they're not even dragging the level of discourse down with their bullshit
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
isn't that just a marketing move?
what quicker way is there to get exposed to pretty much the entire american twitter base
1 80BAIT08 2017-07-25
Definitely. Not that it makes it any less sad. Kind of like when Shoenice runs out of $ so he spams bigger YouTuber's comment sections before necking a litre of anti bacterial hand gel.
1 rick_from_chicago 2017-07-25
a friend of mine asked if he'd plug her book for some cash
he ate her book on camera for $30. $30!
the guy's absent of business acumen, though maybe it has something to do with eating glue, i don't know
1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-07-25
Would you eat one book to get 5 alright sandwiches?
1 rick_from_chicago 2017-07-25
i'll admit, when measured in sandwiches it seems more reasonable
1 bleak_new_world 2017-07-25
I hate to agree but after we work out what book and what kind of sandwiches, it still somehow sounds like a better deal.
1 nmx179 2017-07-25
where do you live that an alright sandwich only costs six dollars?!
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
until some 4channer gets butthurt and doxxes you and your family and forces you off Twitter like that one teenage kid with the giant nipples
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
hwat now
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
I think his name was Legate or something like that. I'm preferential to Jules Sydyzyzyd or whatever. His mustache makes me laugh
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
now there's a serial killer name if I ever saw one
1 khanfusion 2017-07-25
Nah, that's more like the name of a morally ambiguous interdimensional wizard that shows up from now and again to serve as a plot point.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
who eventually BECOMES a serial killer
1 khanfusion 2017-07-25
Oh. Well, shit.
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
Rich kids that got paid to take a two year leave of absence from Stanford to pretend to start a business.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
must be nice! until you forget that daddy's connections got you that opportunity and go and get verified on twitter and make it that much easier for people to find and harass you and your family when you decide to go all millennial on trump's tweets
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
It's funny because Peter Thiel is a libertarian retard who won the Paypal lottery and thinks that makes him a business genius, and he loves Trump.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
Yeah I found it hilarious every time I'd see that kid's bio with "Thiel fellow" and think, "Man, Peter would shit on you right now". I remember watching his intro to Trump or Ivanka at the RNC and laughing because all my lib friends were howling about HOW COULD AN LGBT MAN DO THIS TO USSSS!!!"
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
Thiel doesn't give a shit about LGBT rights in America because he wants to start his own floating "seasted" nation where he can make whatever laws he wants and snort ketamine off the cocks of young concubines to his heart's content.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-25
sounds like my kind of guy
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
He might be! You should apply for a Thiel fellowship.
I'm not even making up the floating nation bullshit. Dude literally thinks Bioshock had a pretty great idea.
1 die_rattin 2017-07-25
Thiel killed Gawker, so he can basically do no wrong in my eyes
1 headasplodes 2017-07-25
No they are genuinely autisticq
1 riemann1413 2017-07-25
how many twitter followers did he get after that?
there's also the weirdos who spam bible verses to every tweet
i assume they're all just thirsty for the followers and likes and retweets
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-25
(((Grabinski)))
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
nah
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-25
Hwat are you wearing
1 Kysbu 2017-07-25
>there are people who literally spend all day refreshing his twitter page so they can be first
Jesus
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-07-25
Seriously bot that shit, have some pre-written tweets or response templates, have the notification hit your phone and you pick and post
Work smart not hard
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
pretty sure that's what most of them do
1 aqouta 2017-07-25
That still includes humans in the process, if you don't have a machine learning algorithm trained on your past tweets shitposting for you then I don't know what you're doing with your life.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-07-25
I'm just old fashioned that way
I offer up artisanal hand-crafted shitposts like my father and his father before him
1 Poormidlifechoices 2017-07-25
High quality crapsmanship is a lost art.
1 backltrack 2017-07-25
lol Markov chaining tweets at POTUS. Left has to automate their bants.
1 ohpee8 2017-07-25
Tweets from verified users automatically get pushed to the top.
1 lolwutermelon 2017-07-25
Stay at home mommy blogers pay Twitter to get a verified check and then get paid to set up automatic Twitter reply spam to Trump. It's fucking bizarre.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-07-25
haha look im spamming trump with my blue checkmark please notice me trumpai ;_;
1 XavGrav 2017-07-25
"A day in the life of a verified liberal"
1 nmx179 2017-07-25
I assume those people are getting those big-money shitposting dollaz though.
1 captainpriapism 2017-07-25
like 10 in a row too its never just one
im 99% sure hes blocked them all too so he cant even see what theyre writing
1 Kysbu 2017-07-25
I wish my shitposts got this much attention
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-25
yeah
best my shitposts did was getting noticed by william shatner
1 TheEyeThatSeesAll 2017-07-25
Wait, who leaked secrets of the best CPU maker Intel?
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
because NVIDIA is growing into a threat to democracy
1 Curlgradphi 2017-07-25
Ryzen >> Skylake
1 MoreLikeLonzoFall 2017-07-25
didn't he say, like right after the election,that he wasn't going to prosecute her?
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-25
But what did he mean by that?
1 Zachums 2017-07-25
rly makes ya think
1 DistortedLines 2017-07-25
I don't know, I'm like at least 2 dimensions away from his level
1 redditor41217 2017-07-25
He said he'd legalize bud Federally for the States to decide too.
WHERE MY CHRONIC, 45?!
1 botchlings 2017-07-25
Until his base (myself included) let it be known that wasn't good enough.
I also suspect that when he said that he didn't think the Russia thing would still be a issue 6 months later. So if the Dems are pressuring him, time to pressure the Dems...
1 kippot 2017-07-25
Oh man, it's a live one
1 froibo 2017-07-25
I'm surprised that hook in your mouth hasn't gone clean through your cheek yet.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-07-25
Clintons politically dead, though, while Trump is the president. He has a lot more to lose by collapsing the establishment in on itself via locking up opponents Kazakhstan style.
One day he won't be president, and he won't be able to pardon himself or his family.
But I digress, Keep Yourself Safe.
1 nmx179 2017-07-25
Lol if you don't think that crazy-ass bitch is gonna try again in '20.
1 froibo 2017-07-25
She's done man. She has been thrown under the bus just like G. W. Anheuser-Busch was in the 2008 elections.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-07-25
I mean, she can try, but she's a personal non grata in politics, now. She will forever be known as the career politician who lost to Donald Trump in the presidential election. Process that for a moment.
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
You misspelt FBI.
1 botchlings 2017-07-25
Wait... you actually think the Russia investigation is something more than a political sideshow?
1 murder1 2017-07-25
It's like pizzagate, but with evidence and credibility
1 eeso99 2017-07-25
I'll believe it when he gets indicted.
1 murder1 2017-07-25
Lucky for him he's been asking about how to go about pardoning himself ahead of time
1 froibo 2017-07-25
OJ did nothing wrong.
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
You're the one talking about it. For some reason you're assigning blame to the Democrats, when it's the FBI that's investigating. Just trying to keep you informed.
1 ownersinc 2017-07-25
You actually think Russia didn't fuck with him?
1 botchlings 2017-07-25
Yes
1 TruthPains 2017-07-25
No, it wasn't until he needed to use her as a distraction to his own crazy bullshit. He used it as nothing but a talking point to get election and was hoping to let it go and be able to ride on the sweet sweet being magically loved and unlimited presidential power. Soon as he realized that most of the counrty does in fact think he is what he really is, an ignorant fat cheeto, he turns on the CLINTON AND OBAMA ARE TO BLAME tap to distract his dumbass base -- very much like what Joe does in Mad Max Fury Road to all those people with pans wanting water.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-07-25
more WTF I love Trump now
1 MG87 2017-07-25
So he is gonna fire his second AG in 7 months because Mueller is actually doing his job?
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
close, he's trying to get him to quit
1 Assy-McGee 2017-07-25
I got Reince as the next to go, Tillerson 2nd and Sessions last.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
whoops, looks like rex is slippin
1 Assy-McGee 2017-07-25
fuck. there goes my +1200 parlay
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
you're good, actually. turns out his impromptu vacation put him over the edge
1 froibo 2017-07-25
He's literally cyber bullying him to get him to kill himself.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
g-d bless america
1 botchlings 2017-07-25
The first one wasn't his AG. She was a Obama holdover, acting until Sessions could be appointed.
1 TheMauveHand 2017-07-25
Friendship ended with Mudasir
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-07-25
Military coup when
1 backltrack 2017-07-25
Sessions was the most retarded thing he's done so far. Except maybe Kushner. Or having Donald Trump Jr. He's done a lot of retarded stuff.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
how bout that boy scout speech?
1 backltrack 2017-07-25
Haven't seen that. Is it really that bad? Did he at least do anything funny like yell about walls and Mexicans?
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
mostly he just yelled a bunch about Obama and how Obamacare is death.
reminded me of how when Obama wanted kids to watch that speech where he told them to stay in school, R's were all accusing him of trying to indoctrinate our children
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-07-25
Did he say "Obamacare is death" or were you too busy staring at the young boys?
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
he did. but all cameras were on the fat man unfortunately.