This is the best timeline.

It really is. Cucks get bent.

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Scaramucci, who initiated the call, did not ask for the conversation to be off the record or on background.

“Is it an assistant to the President?” he asked. I again told him I couldn’t say. “O.K., I’m going to fire every one of them, and then you haven’t protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”

I asked him why it was so important for the dinner to be kept a secret. Surely, I said, it would become public at some point. “I’ve asked people not to leak things for a period of time and give me a honeymoon period,” he said. “They won’t do it.” He was getting more and more worked up, and he eventually convinced himself that Priebus was my source.

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” (Priebus did not respond to a request for comment.)

Scaramucci seems unhinged even for a Trump pick.

He's more coked-out than Scarface.

There's definitely something wrong with him. I've heard stories about him, I can't go into detail because the details would probably give the source away, but let's just say the guy is even more bat-shit crazy in private.

post source

A 14 year old has sources you wouldn't believe!!!

Fine, I'm giving the entire middle school detention until you reveal who they are.

He's got a condition where his balls are in front of his dick

Thats not a condition shorty, it's called cocooning.

Awwww how special

Pls don't say aww when referring to my dingus -___-

He's secretly a kangaroo? Actually he sort of looks the part!

That is exactly my first thought. I still love it though.

Say 'ello to my lill hands

He talks in third person, like.... why?

Good. Deep State cucks need to feel the fear, now and forever.

(((((((((Deep State)))))))))

Imagine being such a pussy that "your guy" is President and you come up with new ways to justify your huge victim complex.

Mmm!

Mooch is so incompetent it makes more sense that he would be deep state lmao.

Lots to unpack there. See therapist.

implying that mental illness isn't a requirement to post here.

How deep is the state of daddy's dick in that mouth?

I'm not a girl.

Trump hired him in order to look sane and balanced by comparison.

Nah hes just rich and used to being known as "bold" and "eccentric" rather than an asshole and retarded

But that makes him fun and entertaining.

How the fuck do you downgrade from Sean Spicer?

Trump, um, finds a way.

You can never count Trump out, when you think he can't possibly be any more retarded he'll prove you wrong every single time.

Petition to make Scaramucci an /r/drama mod.

Just another day in the White House.

it took 6 months for Republicans finally find something to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE about when Obama was caught using Dijon mustard instead regular.

Sadly it depicts how much of a failure the Democratic party is when they can't use a single thing he says to stymie the opposition

American mustard

"regular"

KYS

I thought they first got pissed because he ate arugula instead of lettuce or something

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” 

I question the judgement of a man who hasn't tried to suck his own cock at least once.

Shows a lack of curiosity and initiative tbqh

(Bannon declined to comment.)

This guy is what a stereotypical New York Italian describes as what other people think a stereotypical New York Italian is.

What anime is this

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Your nipponese is on the level of a first year east asian languages and literature major

I studied Japanese for 5 years, and lived abroad in Japan for a summer...but I forgot everything I learned and now I just use Japanese to shitpost on the internet.

You're basically me but I did Korea too. Was thinking about making a novelty account that types everything still in English but only using Katakana.

That sounds like a lot of work, but also very annoying. I approve.

not only are you a cuck, but also a weeb on top. Unironically kill yourself please

there is no reason to be upset

Jake's Curious Exploits transcends anime my dude

Is Lizza on staff at the New Yorker did this unhinged Guido just hand him the pitch that got him in the New Yorker?

He's been there for a while.

I had a stroke reading this

He's the New Yorker Washington correspondent. I have to imagine that this conversation still came as a surprise.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5n8xlk/z/dca9fti

He seems stable

i have seventy dox on Trump. yes, he is secretly Banksy. no, i will not release it here, because Reddit does not allow dox. i respect Reddit too much to get us all banned. it's just like FPH or Saydrah, give the issue of the now time and we'll all migrate from/away to/from another site. i am from the future and Trump is now land whale shorthand for dumb white guys, so idk could be cool to see what happens.

Is he literally retarded? What the fuck did he think would happen when he called up a reporter and dished out the WH dirt? How can anyone be that stupid?

I made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won't happen again.

Scaramucci, who initiated the call, did not ask for the conversation to be off the record or on background.

White House communications director

That's the best part: imagine being so mad at leakers that you don't watch what you say to a journalist and leak 100 times spicier shit. It's art.

We're off to a good start.