This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
You're supposed to just chuck everything on the floor like a true McSlob. At least, that's what the patrons at my local Mickey D's do, so I assume that's also how they act at home.
But weren't smart enough to mix it with fresh berries, a sprig of mint, frothed egg whites and a piece of pickled ginger root store it in an old barrel with various rotting vegetation still stuck to the bottom of it.
Bourbon tastes like sour dog piss. And I know that from personal experience.
Is it really so difficult to believe that the kind of person who cares about karma is also the type to get fast food delivered and then eat it while getting drunk alone
Look deep into your heart and you'll see the truth
Also their name nor logo appears unobstructed anywhere in the picture so that would be a pretty shitty ad indeed
I like how redditors see a wealthy person that has a clean house and immediately demand that it must be fake. Go forbid someone on Reddit isn't a disgusting slob living alone.
? I'm not arguing and there's nothing to win lmao, I just said those things have no correlation to wealth. I do think that persons prolly wealthy and I mostly agreed with the rest nerd
I figured you were disagreeing. I included those because they, coupled with other things, make it more obvious. Obviously those alone wouldn't imply wealthy.
You're confusing "wealthy" with "not poor" which is where all the confusion comes from.
Let me educate you since you seem like a poor person for not understanding this (and statistically likely you have a bad education).
Some people actually own things.
Fake-wood laminate can be cheaper than carpet. Less maintenance too.
HTC Vive
That's not proof they're wealthy, that's the reason they're broke.
Wireless mac keyboard
See "HTC Vive". Although, it's more like, that's proof this is fake.
Gaming pc that is possibly dedicated to VR based on its location
My gaming PC is in a similar location, and I don't have any VR setup. Also, see again "HTC Vive".
getting fast food delivered to you at a premium through uber
TIL paying $5 instead of $3 for a Big Mac makes you a billionaire.
brand name surround sound system
From 40 years ago, judging by the color scheme.
55 inch TV
Actually come pretty cheap these days, if you get an off-brand or refurb one.
dark glass dining table
Or faux-granite breakfast bar, like the one in my first apartment.
casually drinking wine
...Is something hobos do.
white people
Wow really? In Europe? You don't say!
high ceilings
What would you call a low ceiling, exactly?
God forbid someone on Reddit isn't a disgusting slob living alone.
Someone on Reddit doesn't have to be a disgusting slob living alone... But ordering cheapass fast-food burgers for delivery isn't exactly something people associate with clean living.
No part of this photo is appealing. Reddit needs to hop off the train of thinking anything with a logo is an ad. Walk down one city street and tell me how many ads you see.
What's this advertising? No visible logo, the burger looks like shit, McDonald's likely wouldn't want wine in their photo, the delivery service is unnamed, and the Vibe is unnamed.
Logos and product names are everywhere in American life, not every photo is an ad. Reddit needs to lay off /r/conspiracy.
Umm...there are many delivery platforms/services that allow you to order food from any restaurant even if it doesn't have a delivery service. Uber Eats, Postmates, etc.
Oh shit, you're right. The ladies man-wrists threw off the proportions, but that other one is way too wide to be a white glass. The fuck is wrong with these people?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-07-31
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-31
That's...weirdly relevant.
1 skivian 2017-07-31
we're like... a dozen good shitposts in before we can just fire all the mods and leave snappy in charge.
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-07-31
Snappy is top comment in every thread now anyway.
1 skivian 2017-07-31
snappy is love, snappy is life.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-31
All that is left is snappy' strife
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-07-31
It's because snapshill is alive
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-31
Forgot to mention, the white wine has to be in the bottle of a red wine or else it doesn't properly compliment the diabetes of the Chicken SelectsTM.
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-07-31
I bet that basic bitch is drinking a Pinot gris too.
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-07-31
Hamfisted bimbo wouldnt know a bourdeuchauleux if it fell out of her cunt.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-31
Or a Riesling that's half sugar.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-07-31
You mean demi sec? Jump of a bridge, fam.
1 backltrack 2017-07-31
And who the fuck just chucks the bag on the table instead of immediately throwing it away?
It's also weird that the food still looks nothing like it does in commercials. wtf
1 deere442 2017-07-31
Normal people, because then you can put all the wrappers and other garbage and shit in the bag. A novel concept, I know.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-07-31
And then it's like it never happened...
1 backltrack 2017-07-31
Usually I just have one or two things so I usually don't need to throw shit in a bag tbh
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2017-07-31
You're supposed to just chuck everything on the floor like a true McSlob. At least, that's what the patrons at my local Mickey D's do, so I assume that's also how they act at home.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-31
This is r/heilhitler, not r/hailcorporate
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-07-31
Nigga how is that perfect placement. You could just throw shit everywhere randomly and these people would comment on how it's perfectly placed.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Some guy was commenting on how she used both hands to eat it and that it was suspicious.
1 4354523031343932 2017-07-31
It borders on conspiracy theorists levels of self aggrandizing while being completely retarded.
1 baaaaby 2017-07-31
when youre only used to your own fat hands its hard to fathom a sandwich that doesnt fit in just one
1 kermit_was_right 2017-07-31
Fatties don't magically get longer fingers - if anything fatasses have a harder time wrapping their chubby mitts around things.
Manlet hands detected.
1 hakkzpets 2017-07-31
The people masturbating to their imaginary picture of themself as Sherlock Holmes in that thread are probably used to dual wielding Bic Macs.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-31
Sperglock Holmes
1 OceanPoultry 2017-07-31
you fucking shill.
1 RollBread 2017-07-31
Say what you will if you look at the ladies reflection she's not holding anything.
As per the usual Leddit is barking up the wrong tree, and chasing parked cars.
1 darth_stroyer 2017-07-31
Holy fuck! three paragraphs? To /r/bestof!
1 ElloJelloMellow 2017-07-31
You can't even say any McDonald's logo in the picture nor is it in the title
1 ProphetRith 2017-07-31
Whine with McDonald's? Disgusting looking tendies? What kind of poopoo doodoo advertising is that
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
1 ProphetRith 2017-07-31
What kind of whiskey :3
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Ardbog, so it hides the carboard taste of McD.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
That's whisky then. Whiskey is American.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Fuck, I wasn't sure which one is the correct spelling. Who cares anyway. Drinking > spelling.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
It should all be spelled with an e in it but Europoors are too stubborn to learn anything.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Smart enough to invent whisky and most other good liquors.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
But weren't smart enough to mix it with fresh berries, a sprig of mint, frothed egg whites and a piece of pickled ginger root.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
Why would they want to ruin it?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
Because that's mixology
1 SpotNL 2017-07-31
ew. that's just a marketing scheme to get women to drink.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
Of course it is. Bars need women there so men will go there too.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-07-31
Bourbon tastes like sour dog piss. And I know that from personal experience.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
That's sour mash. You're getting it confused.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-07-31
Hill-Billy culture is so rich and diverse.
In England we also have those who interbreed, wear each others cast-offs, shoot animals for fun and drive 40-year-old motor vehicles.
We call them the Royal Family.
1 carthoris26 2017-07-31
Generally Irish and American is whiskey, scotch is whisky.
1 grep_var_log 2017-07-31
Whiskey is also Irish. It's only Whisky if it's Scottish.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-31
whatever. It's all whiskey to me
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-07-31
Canadian, too.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-07-31
Old Grand Dad bottled-in-bond
1 Ikea_Man 2017-07-31
seriously, no part of that picture made the McDonald's look appetizing
1 grep_var_log 2017-07-31
They grey burger looks pretty interesting.
1 hakkzpets 2017-07-31
Advertisment often works by only making people think of the brand though.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-07-31
It's the overhead lighting. Bitch should die in a fire for such a sin.
1 Ikea_Man 2017-07-31
whole place looks... sickly
1 redditor41217 2017-07-31
I'm hungry and it looks p tasty to me fam.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-07-31
Is it really so difficult to believe that the kind of person who cares about karma is also the type to get fast food delivered and then eat it while getting drunk alone
Look deep into your heart and you'll see the truth
Also their name nor logo appears unobstructed anywhere in the picture so that would be a pretty shitty ad indeed
1 Chicup 2017-07-31
When I saw the Uber Eats sticker on a McDonalds near me, I knew where rock bottom really was.
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
I like how redditors see a wealthy person that has a clean house and immediately demand that it must be fake. Go forbid someone on Reddit isn't a disgusting slob living alone.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-07-31
What about that picture makes you think "wealthy person"?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-31
tbf doesn't that oculus VR cost like $1k?
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
It's a vive and costs around $800, ignoring the cost of having a PC that can run it.
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
....errr okay? This should be easy.
hard wood/laminate tile floors
HTC Vive
Wireless mac keyboard
Gaming pc that is possibly dedicated to VR based on its location
getting fast food delivered to you at a premium through uber
brand name surround sound system
55 inch TV
dark glass dining table
casually drinking wine
white people
high ceilings
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-31
TIL im "wealthy"
1 riemann1413 2017-07-31
i mean.... from a global perspective...
1 poply 2017-07-31
If you have all that, you're either living rather comfortably or drowning in debt from irresponsible spending.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-31
Bitch please.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-31
Would you like proof?
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1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-31
Wine, big TV, and hardwood floors don't mean wealth.
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
Selectively ignoring the important parts of an argument doesn't mean you won.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-07-31
He was being charitable, he could have picked "white" or lol "fast food delivery".
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-31
? I'm not arguing and there's nothing to win lmao, I just said those things have no correlation to wealth. I do think that persons prolly wealthy and I mostly agreed with the rest nerd
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
I figured you were disagreeing. I included those because they, coupled with other things, make it more obvious. Obviously those alone wouldn't imply wealthy.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-07-31
K nerd
1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-07-31
You're confusing "wealthy" with "not poor" which is where all the confusion comes from.
Let me educate you since you seem like a poor person for not understanding this (and statistically likely you have a bad education). Some people actually own things.
1 bigblackkittie 2017-07-31
LOL
1 ArchangelGregAbbott 2017-07-31
mayo
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-31
Hobo
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-07-31
Fake-wood laminate can be cheaper than carpet. Less maintenance too.
That's not proof they're wealthy, that's the reason they're broke.
See "HTC Vive". Although, it's more like, that's proof this is fake.
My gaming PC is in a similar location, and I don't have any VR setup. Also, see again "HTC Vive".
TIL paying $5 instead of $3 for a Big Mac makes you a billionaire.
From 40 years ago, judging by the color scheme.
Actually come pretty cheap these days, if you get an off-brand or refurb one.
Or faux-granite breakfast bar, like the one in my first apartment.
...Is something hobos do.
Wow really? In Europe? You don't say!
What would you call a low ceiling, exactly?
Someone on Reddit doesn't have to be a disgusting slob living alone... But ordering cheapass fast-food burgers for delivery isn't exactly something people associate with clean living.
1 piper06w 2017-07-31
How about the fact that his comment history shows he lives in an expensive part of London?
1 Somenakedguy 2017-07-31
I knew when I read his stupid list there would be someone who would look like an autist with a quote by quote rebuttal
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-07-31
I can't argue with the truth.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-07-31
I'm poor and offended.
1 wootfatigue 2017-07-31
If you're not making minimum wage and living in a van you're a filthy 1%er in the eyes of Reddit.
1 crbiker 2017-07-31
Here's how Bernie can still win.
1 snallygaster 2017-07-31
It is obvious stealth marketing though, cleanliness has nothing to do with it.
1 Shodan_Bot 2017-07-31
No part of this photo is appealing. Reddit needs to hop off the train of thinking anything with a logo is an ad. Walk down one city street and tell me how many ads you see.
1 snallygaster 2017-07-31
You need to read up on stealth marketing son. This is a perfect example of it.
1 Shodan_Bot 2017-07-31
What's this advertising? No visible logo, the burger looks like shit, McDonald's likely wouldn't want wine in their photo, the delivery service is unnamed, and the Vibe is unnamed.
Logos and product names are everywhere in American life, not every photo is an ad. Reddit needs to lay off /r/conspiracy.
1 LemonLimeAlltheTime 2017-07-31
Rofl as if that had anything to do with it. You ok there bud?
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-07-31
Nah. It's just the beginning of a snuff film.
A sexy snuff film.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-31
You say that like there is any other kind...
1 ChunkyPenis 2017-07-31
Umm...there are many delivery platforms/services that allow you to order food from any restaurant even if it doesn't have a delivery service. Uber Eats, Postmates, etc.
1 grep_var_log 2017-07-31
McDelivery is McDonalds delivery.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-31
I was going to say you should feel ashamed for knowing that, but then I realized I'm posting on /r/drama and should just KMS
1 wow___justwow 2017-07-31
Yeah, no one browsing . It's what gives /r/drama its quaint, homely feeling.
I like tossing out the occasional "post bussy" or "keep yourself safe" to anyone serious posting just to keep it real.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-07-31
Wow the hero of r/drama right here :') Post bussy
1 SexualBeverage 2017-07-31
I too was blacked, ordered $50 of popeyes, and then put it all in my mouth. And I mean all of it.
1 4354523031343932 2017-07-31
The OP is active in VR subs which is like the new bitcoin when it comes to tech evangelism.
1 ieatpussy69 2017-07-31
If it was an advertisement they would have hired a woman with wrists
1 Shodan_Bot 2017-07-31
And used a well made burger. Nothing about this is appealing whatsoever.
1 Forfeit32 2017-07-31
That's not a sparkling white just a regular white. Who taught you wine?
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-31
My bad, the glass looked like a champagne flute.
1 Forfeit32 2017-07-31
The nearest glass is just a white wine glass, the other is a red wine glass. These people have no class.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-07-31
Oh shit, you're right. The ladies man-wrists threw off the proportions, but that other one is way too wide to be a white glass. The fuck is wrong with these people?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-07-31
Holy shit one of her wrists is 3x the size is the other, this is the worst ad ever.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-07-31
It's a tulip glass, it can also be used for champagne, in fact champagne producers prefer it. Filthy peasant
1 LuntiX 2017-07-31
Please, red wine pairs better with a Big Mac.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-07-31
Who the fuck is ordering delivery fast food?
1 aliceunknown 2017-07-31
I really want an Oreo McFlurry right now.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-07-31
Quick! Someone report this to the FTC tip line!
1 AltRightRulesReddit 2017-07-31
BLACKED
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-07-31
Why would you pay a bot?
1 HivemindBuster 2017-07-31
I fucking hate redditors.
1 ProGenji 2017-07-31
Sparkling white is just generally terrible and cant imagine it going well with something so greasy.
Maybe a strong port or shiraz or something to mask the weirdness perhapse but why not just stick to coke tbqh?