SRD complains about /r/drama - More news at 11

54  2017-08-02 by John_Kvetch

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If we can't have /r/fatpeoplehate , at least we can hate fat people

lol

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Are you autists hassling this random woman? Sad.

Yes

Why? She's just some lonely nobody.

because i'm a cruel asshole

Can confirm, their anus spat racial obscenities at a visibly shaking Michael J Fox.

Because like most lonely nobody's, it's entirely her own fault and should feel bad.

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Oh oh, we got a badass over here defending m'lady's honour.

2/10 try harder.

Oh, is the decidedly non sardinian flavour not to your linking? We're full anyways, so back to obsessively lurking you go. Thanks for the visit, bye.

Has anyone really been far even as non sardinian to use anyways go lurking want to do look more bye?

Who the fuck are you?

Yeah! We at drama are elite!

Just kidding! Are you fucking kidding?! You think this cesspool, has any grounds to turn anyone away? fuckouttahere. Every scumbag is welcome.

Self improvement comes from everyone else constantly telling you how terrible you are. this is why SRD sucks. poking fun at people behind their backs only benefits yourself. If you cared about these people at all you would ping them directly and explain why they're awful.

/r/Drama provides the self-help that wasn't asked for but is sorely needed.

This but unironically

Pinging is fine, (poorly) trying to dox her and sending PMs seems a little over the top. If you're gonna give somebody shit, why not hassle this dogfucker instead?

I severely doubt someone put the effort into doxing a, as you put it Lonely nobody on relashionship advice

fear is a great motivator. look what happened when that T_D mod got doxxed or when Mr. WWF CNN giffer was exposed. they shit their pants so bad even the mention of the word "reddit" sent them into a panic attack. if it takes someone sending you your home address and telling them you're going to rape them to get them to change, it is justified.

as for dogboy /u/DitchAccount5104 ...look at his submission history. zoophilia, confessions, momforaminute, lgbt, asktransgender, raisedbynarcissists, nofap. some people are too far gone, in which case they just get abused or encouraged to continue their degeneracy for amusement (eg: incel dick nailer)

Man, i sadly remember the dick nailer. I found out who the user was on my main as well.

This guy, u/zoophile51 is much worse.

yeah but none of those shitstains angry up the blood like TEH FAKE GEEK GIRL GET HER!

CAN THE SRDINE

CAN /u/whoa_disillusionment

/u/whoa_disillusionment i don't even have to go through your post history to know that you're fat

/u/whoa_disillusionment is a landwhale. If we check her post history, it'll be even quicker.

She's definitely a moron

/u/whoa_disillusionment

Hi, hardened nazi klansmen here:

post bgussy?

And clearly unemployed.

If gendercritical sub was a house, she would live in it, you expected more? Even this hellhole is less transphobic...and when you are even worse at something than r/drama - you have a problem.

Edit: I wonder if anyone in that srd thread will point this out. It's the perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Yeah, i mean it's perfectly fine to be disgusted by trannies, but not because you're a feminist.

What's our position with disgusting feminists who aren't trannies?

are they white?

This goes without question.

Then us hating them goes without question.

just curious, how many times do you post online about being a transtrender in any given day?

use english words you goddamn canucks

a) gendercritical users whining about r/drama? Le lol.

b) I bet each and everyone in that thread have alts here. r/ drama - your dirty little secret on reddit.

I used to have a few alts, but they've been banned and burned. Fuck it, says I. I'm raw dogging this sub now.

/u/deathcatforcutie I know exactly what school you go and where you live.

You go to Fatty High and live under the sea in Whale town.

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/u/966socho

Ugh gross creepy sweetie umm problematic yuck ew bro mra trp bro yikes meninist brosocialist tbh yass queen

Why are you so fucking stereotypical?

No personality.

I thought for sure that was an ironic post from a Drama regular but was a bit in shock when I found out it wasn't.

/u/966socho

You're a fucking caricature of yourself. What's the drama equivalent to this? Actually posting bussy and then killing yourself for real?

It was a quote taken from a /r/drama poster though. Better?

Not an argument.

Oh hey, first time I been summoned. So uh, what do I do now? Play with you guys in the flaming pile of shit?

Oh hey, you can call me a gross red piller and uh like pee on my face while uh dressing up as some anime character (your choice i'm not a weeb unfortunately)

pee on my face

I'm not a Russian hooker. I'm game with the rest tho

can you give me some anime recommendations

"boku no pico its my fav anime" ~ 966socho, 2017

actually delete this

Boku no Pico

i cannot believe this

lol this kid with his softcore shit

Yeah! Exactly! Well said.

HEY EVERYONE! 966soho BROUGHT US SOME FLAMING SHIT TO PLAY IN!

I went through your recent posting history and found some pretty problematic content there. When defending anime from normies on SRD, you tried to compare some what you consider good anime with some what you consider bad Western live action television. Yet one of your examples was Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer which, as we all know, is a manga that has never gotten an anime adaptation. How could you make such a colossal mistake?

Please keep in mind that if I do not find your explanation satisfactory I will report you to r/drama mods.

Hey, I'm only slightly weeb. Can't expect me to remember what has been animated by underpaid workers.

Dick measuring contests are traditional.

you lose.

:D

I got banned from SRD for this post lul

edit: they muted me when I asked why

/u/theladyeve

/u/snallygaster

/u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

confirmed extremely butthurt virgins

Honestly I thought that srd's mod team is better than this. I mean they ban a man with an EQ of a 12 year old 4chaner, but let an angry,white, transphobic straw women roam free.....why? WHY?

angry

white

women

that's all you need to hear, bae

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what kind of EQ does a 12 year old chaner have? does it include a low pass filter? What about phasing, is that involved or are we going straight to VST town and just abusing a 7 year old cracked copy of nuendo?

*fruityloops

/u/elfa82

/u/InOranAsElsewhere

/u/JebusGobson

confirmed butthurt virgins

/u/-Sam-R-

/u/phedre

/u/stopscopiesme

confirmed butthurt virgins

when were u diagnosed?

Eleven twenty years ago

Who cares? /u/John_Kvetch confirmed extremely butthurt virgin

That was already confirmed

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Was it specifically for linking drama from SRD or something else?

Seeing as they banned me 10 minutes after I posted this, yes.

That's really bizarre. Do all the people who link to SRD here get banned?

I don't know but a couple of SRD mods like /u/snallygaster and /u/Oxus007 actually post and mod here. They just ban you if they think you're mocking SRD because it hurts their precious e-feelings

It's the novelty account rule. It's clonephobic tbh.

Na because my RL account got banned for the literal same thing

If you're already banned on your other account, they're banning you for "ban-evasion".

Technically you're not allowed to create an alt and come back to a subreddit you've been banned from.

There is literally no way they know my alt and real life account are connected. It would also be hilarious if they somehow found that out 10 minutes after I posted this post. Much more likely they're just buttmad I'm mocking SRD and went on a little power trip because they're internet janitors.

If you're not in the power user clique and go against SRD politics, you get the boot.

C'mon Juan, you know how this works.

I thought you were talking about u/john_ketch. My mistake.

lol, I just snagged this similar name from him because it sounded cool

That counts as a novelty account or a "clone." It's not allowed in SRD. Your post here is retarded and your responses here prove you have no idea what the rules are or what you are talking about. The mods were right to ban you.

Are you literally retarded. Don't answer that - you are. But let me break it down to you anyway. I'm not a novelty account or a clone just because I picked a similar name as a previous user - a novelty account/clone account would be something like /u/PastaVagioll2 who makes comments about how (rightly) /u/PastaVagioli is a dumb, oxygen wasting autist. Unless you're claiming every username has to be a 100% unique of which all the "PMME__" would all be mass banned as clones and novelty accounts.

Clearly, you have no idea what you're talking about and want to suck some moderators e-peen. How does /u/takeittorcirclejerk's bussy taste?

John_Ketch posts here all the time, and links threads to SRD often. Everything you are saying just further proves you know nothing at all about either sub, the rules, etc. There are at least two to three threads a day linking to and mocking SRD. Yet those people are not banned despite having done it multiple times weekly.

The mods don't care about that. Some of the mods here mod there too, and come back here to laugh and shit in the users. And as pointed out above, you are ban evading anyway. The mods can tell. Cookies, IP address, etc. They know. Your account being all of four days old is a pretty good sign as well.

/u/takeittorcirclejerk's bussy tastes like strawberries and cream. And if you don't like eating ass you don't belong here either tbwhwyf.

John_Ketch posts here all the time, and links threads to SRD often. Everything you are saying just further proves you know nothing at all about either sub, the rules, etc. There are at least two to three threads a day linking to and mocking SRD. Yet those people are not banned despite having done it multiple times weekly.

You think I don't know that? How new are you lmao, actually being proud that you frequent /r/drama this much. So you're saying it's not suspicious that mods not only banned me the second this post was made, but refused to give me any reason at all and just muted me for 72 hours.

The mods don't care about that. Some of the mods here mod there too, and come back here to laugh and shit in the users.

Funny how butthurt /u/TheLadyEve was when I posted this then. Must be having a real laugh up in here.

And as pointed out above, you are ban evading anyway. The mods can tell. Cookies, IP address, etc. They know.

The mods don't have access to IP addresses or cookies; only the admins do. lol at you actually trying to lecture me about how Reddit works when you have no clue at all. I know you're struggling because of your lack of a solid authority figure when you were growing up but projecting a bunch of internet janitors into that position is not really going to help you in life.

Your account being all of four days old is a pretty good sign as well.

le alts are evil

how can you be this pathetic irl?

You think I don't know that?

If you know, then you know that your account could easily be seen as a novelty account making a play on words of an SRD and r/drama regular.

So you're saying it's not suspicious that mods not only banned me the second this post was made, but refused to give me any reason at all and just muted me for 72 hours.

You don't deserve an explanation.

The mods don't have access to IP addresses or cookies; only the admins do. lol at you actually trying to lecture me about how Reddit works when you have no clue at all

The admins work with the mods to detect ban evasions. The fact that you can't ban evade well at all shows how shit you are at it.

Your account being all of four days old is a pretty good sign as well.

le alts are evil

My account is only 12 days old. Nothing wrong with alts, just feigned ignorance and bitching. Make another alt and post more, if you can. But you can't, you'll just come back here once you are banned again and blame the mods for your failure to not be able to do what plenty of others here do everyday.

Because you are shit at this.

If you know, then you know that your account could easily be seen as a novelty account making a play on words of an SRD and r/drama regular.

ok and

You don't deserve an explanation.

You don't deserve not being aborted.

The admins work with the mods to detect ban evasions. The fact that you can't ban evade well at all shows how shit you are at it.

"Let me backtrack because I completely goofed and embarrassed myself with my ignorance about how Reddit moderation works" well done kid.

My account is only 12 days old. Nothing wrong with alts, just feigned ignorance and bitching. Make another alt and post more, if you can. But you can't, you'll just come back here once you are banned again and blame the mods for your failure to not be able to do what plenty of others here do everyday.

I'd accuse you of being an SRD mod alt but that would mean you'd have to be semi competent in knowing how Reddit actually works, Since you don't know shit, I have to assume you're just a triggered living bussy who needs to be euthanised as quickly as possible. Do the world a favour and delete this account too.

Because you are shit at this.

I will unironically celebrate your death.

Why were you banned?

There. Was. No. Reason. Given.

Since you have Downs Syndome, I have dumbed this down to simple one word sentences.

There was a reason. What was it?

You have been banned from participating in r/SubredditDrama. You can still view and subscribe to r/SubredditDrama, but you won't be able to post or comment.

If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/SubredditDrama by replying to this message.

Use your Batman level detective skills to infer a reason here/

I'm asking for why you think it was.

nigga, i'm straight up not gonna repeat what i said 7x in this thread no matter how mentally undeveloped you are

You said I don't know but a couple of SRD mods like /u/snallygaster and /u/Oxus007 actually post and mod here. They just ban you if they think you're mocking SRD because it hurts their precious e-feelings which is a pretty hilarious assertation, especially about Oxus who I am fairly certain will lead the day of the can himself. Then you admitted you were ban evading, then you claimed ignorance of both

Novelty accounts are not welcome in /r/SubredditDrama

Even if your novelty is "high-effort", you will still be banned. Accounts made to impersonate other users will be banned. Most bots are banned

and

We enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter

Especially in regards to personal attacks and flamebaiting, one can be nasty and hostile without technically breaking SRD's rules. Mods have discretion to determine what is flamebaiting, flaming, and personal attacks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditdrama/wiki/rules

Then said to me after pointing this out that it was just butthurt or me sucking up to the mods, ignoring that plenty of other users do way worse in much funnier ways and also ignoring that ban evading is easy.

So, given all this information, why do you think you got banned? My theory is that you are shit at this. Shit at knowing what you can get away with and not, shit at baiting, shit at ban evading, and shit at not whining at shit at not getting caught in the first place.

That is why you do not deserve a response. The mods don't care that you were banned, people here don't care, and even when it's explained to you you deny breaking any rules.

Then you admitted you were ban evading, then you claimed ignorance of both

I'm sorry but I can't debate with someone who is mentally three years old.

people here don't care,

You seem to really, really, really care tho

Then you admitted you were ban evading, then you claimed ignorance of both

I forgot the colon, I'll edit it and paste it again here to de clearer:

Then you admitted you were ban evading, then you claimed ignorance of both these rules:

Novelty accounts are not welcome in /r/SubredditDrama Even if your novelty is "high-effort", you will still be banned. Accounts made to impersonate other users will be banned. Most bots are banned

and

We enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter Especially in regards to personal attacks and flamebaiting, one can be nasty and hostile without technically breaking SRD's rules. Mods have discretion to determine what is flamebaiting, flaming, and personal attacks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditdrama/wiki/rules

I don't care that you were banned. But I like pointing out that it was your fault as much as you like to blame others for it. And I'd really like for you to answer the question of "Why were you banned?" honestly. You fucked it up and it is 100% on you.

holy shit, these essays are so high effort, I'm getting second hand embarrassment. Are you legitimately autistic?

Why were you banned?

Please buy a social life

I just want an answer. Why? The real answer.

The real question you should be asking is why your parents lied to you about not being related

Do you think you share any of the blame? What would you do differently to avoid this ban?

I would time travel and make sure you were never conceived. Or at least make sure the doctor deprived you of oxygen a few more seconds longer than he already did.

Btw the answer was ban evasion and idiotically announcing your openly in a modmailjerk, right in front of other mods. /u/John_Ketch.

You are shit at this. Shit at knowing what you can get away with and not, shit at baiting, shit at ban evading, shit at not whining and shit at not getting caught in the first place.

believing reeeeman

why don't you do what other users have told you already and just take the L? you've embarrassed yourself enough for one day

How does it feel to be banned?

How does it feel knowing you're going to sleep alone for the rest of your life lol

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Nah, it's because he created an alt to comment in SRD because his previous (numerous) handles were banned. That's against the rules. I wasn't involved in the decision but other mods who've been around longer know him and caught it.

It's the novelty account rule. It's clonephobic tbh.

Hi, I'm the OP of the r/relationships post! My post was locked and deleted (but not by my choice) because of the brigading. When I woke up this morning I had around 10 messages in my inbox from r/drama members attempting to doxx me (though hilariously, they were wayyyy off as to which country and school I'm from lol). The person who started that r/drama thread also left some lovely messages accusing me of being fat, ugly, and a "fake geek girl" essentially. I must have really struck a nerve with my post! I have to imagine that the users in that sub are exactly the type of nerd boys I was referring to, and my post probably hit close to home. I think it's laughably pathetic that they're trying to "e-intimidate" a woman who they'll never meet or have any interaction with over Reddit. I think it's adorable that they actually think calling me fat over the Internet is going to ruin my life lol.

Will /r/drama fall for this much of a blatant troll?

I'm just hoping I can lure the lolcow over here for round 2

Surely you meant lolcows? You should try harder. All those wasted words, smdh.

smdh

Put more effort in you retard. That's like every fake relationships post that's linked here.

I'd say it was sublime how they never even attempted to refute the fact they are a fattie.

There's no drama in that thread. Op should kill himself for being a useless waste of space

There's no drama in the weekly shitpost threads so you can have a party parrot and fuck off.

People post useless content so I will too.

Imagine being this retarded

People post useless content so I will too.

Seems fair.

thinking 100% of the content on /r/Drama is not useless

Imagine being this retarded

If there's no drama then do your job and create some

I tried but he killed it after the second comment

I wanna know if those dox threats are real or just low-effort fan fiction.

lol you know the answer

99% chance its fake, 1% chance someone sent her memes from that law and order gamergate episode, "go home gamer girl" and stuff, and she didn't get the reference and took it seriously

Wil Wheaton's wife thought the gorilla warfare pasta was real and reported it to twitter as a threat

The world is a scary place if you already see yourself as a victim

I'd tell you but I'm afraid the r/drama club will dox me next! Oh, no!

I'm willing to bet there was one autistic doing it, but 10? Nah.

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Drama complains about SRD complaining about drama Zzzzz

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it's yucky yucky, eww, bad bad not good

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME NOW?!?

It's every reason why you won't admit posting to reddit irl wrapped up in neat package.

this should be our motto

I had to import a thorough bred Italian.

Italian, you say

Wow creepy gross problematic ugh I can't even

Don't those faggots at SRD also dox and harass people too?

/u/whoa_disillusionment

If a chick into gaming can't get a boyfriend for two years, yes, there is something wrong with her. If shes not into the guys, shes in trouble as about 90% of guys these days are into gaming and she should start hitting up the ladies.

This thread and drama is stupid even by this sub's standard

Has there been an influx of SRD users here? Complaining about SRD is pretty much /r/drama's past time along with meme posting and hurrying on the mayocide

I don't mind the stupidity

To be honest, u/966socho, you are probably creepy and gross. We are just autistic.

/r/Drama is better, it's just that simple. While SRD tries to say "Oh we're just finger pointing obeservers, they really aren't. They are the ones who'll go at every chance to take the lefty side and harass the one who the majority believes is wrong. They are the smug bastards who "Much muh popcorn" all the while being more triggered than the original post. In SRD you get in line with the set of ideals and play along or don't even bother joining at all. Smug, judmental, assholes, these words describe SRD and what everyone, literally everyone, thinks of them and they know it. They think this too but won't admit it. Meanwhile on drama we don't try to pretend to be anything else than what we are, just a bunch of douche bag trolls who will roll with the punches. Drama about wanting to end all Muslims? People here will suggest rocketing them into the sun. Stupid political ideology posted here? Hell lets crank that shit up. I actually like it here because I can be a shit posting conservative and have people actually get I'm shit posting (while still having a general serious tone). People can actually be critical of one another here while in SRD you might as well be a degenerate lefty. Want more proof? Look at the comments in these two threads. Drama is just being chill af right now while SRD is being a smug little spaz. As much as I say I hate you guys, yall are actually ok. TLDR: SRD is a bunch of tea drinking pansies who don't like other points of view, while Drama will roll with the punches and don't mind other people.

I had an awesome little R2-D2 pin I got in EuroDisney in the early 90's, wore it in my jacket lapel. I've been a massive star wars geek since I was 3years old in 1984. A few years ago some nob in a pub (wearing a trenchcoat and not much deodorant) saw it and scoffed to his mates at me. "Oh look! Another bandwagon fan! Girls thinking they like star wars becuase it's cool again! I bet you don't even know the different types of R2 units!" I just looked at him and said, "Don't you mean astromech droids? Fuckin' noob." His mates just exploded in laughter at him, he turned beet red and called me a bitch.

I'm having a very hard time expressing how this war crime of a comment makes me feel

It's bad, but more bad than normal

wow that sub is creepy and gross tbh