You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Normies, get rekt.

This, but unironically.

2meme4me

Sorry. I try to practice good memesmanship, but I guess I overdid it.

It's just internet funnies, guys.

/u/KawaiiChao confirmed as degenerate furfag

Well, I squirtainly cannot deny that I'm a sucker for squids!

did you really think that would sound clever?

Have some humanatee! You're reely krilling me here. I took me a whole 10 minutes to make, so I hope all wasn't for nautillus (though it doesn't seem to be up for debait).

Keep Yourself Squid

If I posted anything like what you just did I'd probably end my life on the spot

Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge

Jesus, man. Seppuku now.

I moderate a subreddit for a Nintendo game about a post-apocalyptic squid world - I'm already far away from any sort of life. One step ahead of you!

But what about kids, you degenerate.

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But are you a fucker for foxes?

I'll do anything if it means getting in with the "hip" crowd

DELET THIS

I thought /u/toynbeeidea16 and us were all in agreement that /u/KawaiiChao confirmed as degenerate furfag

NETCRAFT CONFIRMS

Hatred for furries? What is this, 2006? Can't we all just agree to accept the perversions of others unless they're transgender or jewish?

When the aliens come to wipe out humanity, they'll probably confuse furries for actual innocent animals and let them live.

If your sex life doesn't revolve around heterosexual intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction you should be gassed.

Kys anti-bussite

IVF or public stoning, PIV whore.

No

Nintendo fanboys are pretty much universally latent furries. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

That's a kids game right?

All video games are meant for kids.

A middle-aged plumber takes psychotropic drugs, stomps on sea turtles, and constantly chases after a girl who clearly wants nothing to do with him.

Yes. And once again , furries can't keep their weird shit to themselves and spread it.

I blame Zootopia tbqh.

I remember when Nintendo was the shit.

Then I turned 12.

Nintendon't is a preferred platform for Internet-enabled NEETs. I don't know why anyone would be surprised?

Gas all furries.

So people who love getting their jollies with anthropomorphic squids are mad that it's attracted other people that get their jollies off anthropomorphic creatures.

That seems fair.

Splatoon is a colorful, quirky game with squid girls - man, how surprising that a game like this would attract Furries.