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They upvoted a Politico article

Mainstream media is fake unless they agree with us.

The real mystery is what are turkeys called in turkey? And how do they celebrate thanksgiving?

A kebab stuffed turkey does sound appealing.

I'm pretty sure most of Europe is full of kebab stuffed birds atm tbh fam

http://imgur.com/xyfw2VN

not bad

And the French call them dinde, which means "of India".

We come to /r/drama to learn

Donër turkey? Delish.

They call them hindi.

Lol it was even a plot point in mgs3.

I thought that game was about climbing ladders

Nah, you also had to eat snakes.

what a thrill!

It was a secret for a long time that JFK actually punked out like a little bitch and removed the missiles to resolve the crisis. You better believe a tough guy like Trump won't puss out over a little thing like nuclear armageddon.

Trump won't puss out over a little thing like nuclear armageddon.

If Trump is a puppet of Putin who had him elected how exactly is this Nuclear Armageddon going to happen?

I've never understood how people can fearmonger about Trump having Nukes and Putin at the same time, like sure I'd understand worrying about him Nuking North Korea or China but it's always Russia.

He doesn't exactly respond rationally when pressed

Why is Putin "pressing" Trump, the entire point of the conspiracy is that he's his puppet.

Do people just not know what's going on with Ukraine and Syria then?

Pushing for Trump to push congress to loosen sanctions on Russia?

Pushing for Trump to push congress to loosen sanctions after Trump didn't veto the Sanctions on Russia?

Just ignoring all the Diplomats kicked out then? Russia has a guy elected then can't even get the diplomats Mr. Obama removed reinstated?

So the theory is that Russia had Trump elected and just has absolutely no influence on him at all?

Or maybe pay back his fucking loans

Ah yes, Putin must really care about loans of course.

Pushing for Trump to push congress to loosen sanctions after Trump didn't veto the Sanctions on Russia?

That would be something to pressure him on, yes.

Just ignoring all the Diplomats kicked out then? Russia has a guy elected then can't even get the diplomats Mr. Obama removed reinstated?

Yes. When there is evidence of Russian tampering in the US elections, then there is evidence that the Russians somehow managed to tamper with the US elections.

So the theory is that Russia had Trump elected and just has absolutely no influence on him at all?

I'm saying Putin got Trump elected, but Trump is retarded and I have no idea how his mind works.

Ah yes, Putin must really care about loans of course.

Lot of money to hold over a man. Not sure what % of how much of his total it is because we still don't know how much he has.

God, I can't even being retarded enough to imagine Putin is holding money over Trump while simultaneously believing that Putin is completely unable to have any influence over Trump.

Not sure what % of how much of his total it is because we still don't know how much he has.

If only we had some sort of History of how Trump treated people he owed money to. Some sort of Lawsuits or Business deals or IBM way back in the day.

If Only.

Jesus.

When there is evidence of Russian tampering in the US elections,

Yea, tamping in US Elections is the same as airing a political groups dirty laundry, it's interesting when the DNC is hacked they are the US Election and when they fuck over Bernie they are a private organisation not a part of the US Election isn't it?

while simultaneously believing that Putin is completely unable to have any influence over Trump.

Nobody believes that. People believes Trump is too retarded to do anything he's supposed or want to do.

So there's literally no provable actions for this Conspiracy that relies on a man acting differently then he has for literally 50 years now in secret because he owes Russians money.

Great Job, not super-retarded at all. Never mind being unable to know what influence means.

right why don't we let the investigation continue without trying to foresee outcomes - ya know, like a normal investigation. Put your pants back on and be patient you retard normie shit takes time

patient you retard normie shit takes time

What investigation.

Please tell me more about the investigation into President Trump owing Russians Money and that giving Putin influence on him.

Completely delusional. You understand to normal people you sound just as crazy as the people who went after Bill or called Bush W a war criminal, or think Obama was Kenyan right?

Or do you just have a total lack of self-awareness?

I lack self awareness :D

Okay well then let me know when the investigation into what i'm actually talking about starts instead of the investigation you don't actually know about dear.

I'm sure tons of people will take to the streets to resist Trump getting money from a "Russian Linked Bank" or the time the FBI investigated Russian Trump Hotel promotions rofl.

Ok hunny I will 😘

Yea, tamping in US Elections is the same as airing a political groups dirty laundry, it's interesting when the DNC is hacked they are the US Election and when they fuck over Bernie they are a private organisation not a part of the US Election isn't it?

Well they are a major political party, of whom they can decide who they want to be their candidate. So I"m not seeing the hypocrisy but keep trying! I know you'll get it!

Great Job avoiding having to explain how Putin has influence over Trump while being unable to tell Trump what to do to defend the DNC instead.

Bernie would have won.

It's over man, Putin one, Trumps a few months from impeachment, and the republicans are already turning on him. Just chill.

Man it's going to be a rough 8 years for you if you get this upset over Trump every single time you hear this is the end of him.

If Putin was able to steal the first election for Trump why won't he be able to steal the second one with Trump's help now that he's in power?

I'm pretty surprised not a single one of you were able to explain the double think of the Putin situation, the Right-Wing Conspiracy theorists actually have like graphs and pie charts and stuff.

If Putin was able to steal the first election for Trump why won't he be able to steal the second one with Trump's help now that he's in power?

Well Congress is actually taking it seriously, what with the bipartisan legislation barring trump from firing the FBI prosecutor looking into his shady connections. So yeah, that wasn't happening before the election, the entirety of the intelligence services really freaking dislikes him (what with him calling them liars and whatnot) and I honestly doubt he's going to win anything outside his base if the republicans even let him run next term. Assuming he's not in prison.

I'm pretty surprised not a single one of you were able to explain the double think of the Putin situation, the Right-Wing Conspiracy theorists actually have like graphs and pie charts and stuff.

That Putin has leverage over Trump so wanted him in a position of power, but in the end Trump is so unhinged he usually doesn't listen to Putin? What part of that is double think?

since Congress isn't cooperating anymore he can't get anything done,

lol you know he literally on the 1st used another Executive Action, of course you don't know that.

So yeah, that wasn't happening before the election,

Yea there was no FBI investigation into 'odd' computer link between Russian bank and Trump Organization that turned out to be super secret marketing firm, Cendyn, that was sending emails promoting Trump hotel properties.

What part of that is double think?

The part where Putin is smart enough to do something if Russia was capable of doing would have won them the cold war and it's Donald Trump he does it to instead of say Jeb Bush.

So in your mind they had a secret backroom meeting with cigars and Trump agreed to this deal and then he screwed over Putin and putin just took it without doing anything or responding or you know telling people and confirming this conspiracy of yours

If even a fraction of the bad shit Trump is allegedly involved in is true, he's not going to last his full term. He's either going to stroke out, quit or get impeached.

If even a fraction of the bad shit Trump is allegedly involved in is true

Yea, I also believe W Bush was a War Criminal and Obama was a Kenyan Muslim Marxist.

I'm sure the Republicans will impeach Trump any day now :)

Great job trotting out how those mean old Democrats picked an actual Democrat instead of someone who was never one.

That loyalty to "Actual Democrats" instead of Moderates and Progressives and Union Workers and Blue Color Democrats sure worked out swell didn't it.

Good thing they picked the True Democrat who stepped in a Union Hall Once during the campaign in Las Vegas

it's interesting when the DNC is hacked they are the US Election and when they fuck over Bernie they are a private organisation not a part of the US Election isn't it?

It's only interesting to people can't see the clear difference between these two. I'd explain it but...

But what, you'd have to argue with the DNC

We Are a Private Corporation With No Obligation to Follow Our Rules

They literally argued this in the court case, please explain how a Private Corporation is the USA Election, it should be really interesting.

Could you let me know when there is actual evidence of Russian tampering in the US elections?

Okay. Now.

Thanks. Care to point me to this conclusive evidence?

So the theory is that Russia had Trump elected and just has absolutely no influence on him at all?

lol, the influence is obvious and there. It's just that

1. The US has a system of checks and balances so prezident dumbass can't just do whatever, whenever

2. Prez Dumbass is the most incompetent person ever. All that influence might as well be spent on a class president. A 1st grade class president, at that.

The US has a system of checks and balances so prezident dumbass can't just do whatever

Yea, the US has a system preventing the President from say bombing Russian Allies, or say Sanction individuals.

What influence is Obvious and There since you can't even state it in your post rofl.

Trump can't use Vetoes but single handily changed the Republican Platform to be pro-Russia?

All i'm learning from this is that everyone who believes in this doesn't know anything about the Government or Politics beyond Drumpf Bad

What influence is Obvious and There since you can't even state it in your post rofl.

In his statements you genetic reject. FFS stop being such a dipshit.

Trump can't use Vetoes but single handily changed the Republican Platform to be pro-Russia?

Imagine being so retarded that you don't understand a veto power is useless when the republicans overwhelmingly voted for sanctions and thus would easily override said veto. Also, imagine being so retarded that you mistake an overwhelming republican vote for sanctions against Russia to mean that "the Republican platform to be pro-Russia."

Oh, wait, you don't have to imagine it. You are that retarded. In real life.

Of course "His statements" what a great example of what I was asking for. Real stellar specific examples. Just a great job backing up your conspiracy theory.

What's next a 3hour 240p youttube video?

overwhelming republican vote for sanctions against Russia to mean that "the Republican platform to be pro-Russia."

Oh, wait, you don't have to imagine it. You are that retarded. In real life.

It's always hilarious when people call others retarded when they are as uninformed as you.

Did you try googling Russia republican Platform Trump

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-republican-pro-putin-ukraine-stance-rnc-ambassador-kislyak-meeting-a7610621.html

Here you go, took literally a second.

Good Job being upset over something "so retarded"

Real stellar specific examples. Just a great job backing up your conspiracy theory.

Well gee, I wonder if you'll do that job for me

Donald Trump appears to have pushed for the Republicans to adopt a pro-Moscow policy over Ukraine just as his senior aides were meeting with Russia’s US Ambassador.

Literally the first sentence in the link you provided.

How much government assistance do you live off of, anyway? You know, for your chronic retardism.

I wonder if you'll do that job for me

I'm not the one saying the evidence is out there like a UFO hunter

Literally the first sentence in the link you provided.

Is this topic too complicated for you?

You don't remember when this happened? You think the Independent is the only article that talked about this?

It was part of the "Evidence" Trump and Republicans were Pro-Russia, those same Republicans that sanctioned Russia?

I get it, you don't have any actual proof for your retarded conspircy theory, how completely unsurprising just deflections REEEing

How much government assistance do you live off of, anyway?

Yea, Republicans are the ones famous for taking Government Assistance.

I get it, you don't have any actual proof for your retarded conspircy theory

Literally just posted an article that backs up Trump's pro-Russian aspirations.

JFC imagine living like this. You are a great example of why we as a species should've never stopped leaving retarded kids in the wilderness.

So you're saying you don't actually know any statements Trump has said and are just desperately flailing around for literally anything to justify your position.

That rock solid Perhaps the people who literally just Sanctioned Russia are Russia sympathizers

Since all you can do is call me retarded because your emotional brain is set to upset mode I'll let you get a the last word in because you people love having it, makes you feel like you won a argument you're serious posting in /r/Drama in.

Thanks for proving that literally every single person who thinks Trump is Putin's puppet has been unable to explain just why he's such a terrible puppet beyond Drumpf bad.

Pssst... North Korea (best Korea) is hard at work getting dem nukes, and keeps testing their ICBMs.

like sure I'd understand worrying about him Nuking North Korea

You're sure doing a great job convincing me everyone who believes in this conspiracy theory isn't retarded.

What conspiracy theory? Trump is an unpredictable dumbass way out of his depth and Kim Jong-un is serious about getting nuclear ICBMs. Are either of those facts in dispute?

The thing i'm actually talking about and asked questions about instead of the thing I said I understand people worrying about seems like it'd give you a hint, but I understand understanding context and meaning from words is hard for you people.

Ok, well you can talk to yourself about whatever you want.

I'm concerned about Trump being a dumbass and starting a nuclear war (with NK, or any other country, but NK is the most sabre-rattling right now), and made a joke about that.

You said "Why are you worried about nuclear war when Trump is butt buddies with Putin?" which is kind of a non sequitur.

It'd be like if I said "That Billy Bob is a drunken jackass, and he's probably going to get eaten by some wild animal that he provoked."

And you responded "But Billy Bob lives in Florida! There aren't even any polar bears in Florida! Why does everyone keep saying Billy will get eaten by a polar bear! I can understand why you might be concerned about gators, but all I hear about is polar bear conspiracy theories."

Do you see why that's silly and disconnected from the thing it's responding to?

which is kind of a non sequitur.

Hahaha yea people don't say President Trump is going to start a war with Putin.

That totally didn't happen and is still going on.

It's not retarded to think that the guy who was elected by someone and is his puppet who bows to his whims except when he doesn't is going to start a War with him.

Do you see why that's silly and disconnected from the thing it's responding to?

No, because you're retarded.

Like you get me "Talking to myself" was clarifying I'm aware of North Korea and why people are worried about it and it would take a real fucking autistic like you to decide to

1. Respond to something like that

2. Write a Fucking Essay like you've just done.

Just delete yourself for serious posting retarded shit in /r/Drama.

Hahaha yea people don't say President Trump is going to start a war with Putin.

As you point out, people mostly say the opposite, that Donnie won't be able to take Putin's cock out of his mouth for long enough to defend America's interests. I haven't really seen anyone claiming that he'll start a war with Putin. (I did see lots of conservatives claiming that Clinton was definitely going to start a war with Russia on like day 2 of her presidency)

You responded with a retarded non sequitur because you're eager to push your "nothingburger lol conspiracy theory" agenda.

As you point out, people mostly say the opposite,

That was utter obvious sarcasm, do you have a brain injury or is it the autism?

Maybe if you talk to some real people who live not on the internet you'll see people talk about it.

I guess you've thrown everything before he bombed Assad's landing strip down the memory hole.

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/03/trump-asks-why-us-cant-use-nukes-msnbcs-joe-scarborough-reports.html

Where do you think the "We Can't Let Trump get his hands on the Nuke Code" Meme came from

You responded with a retarded non sequitur

You get using fancy words incorrectly just shows off how much of a retard you are right

https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/03/trump-asks-why-us-cant-use-nukes-msnbcs-joe-scarborough-reports.html

ctrl+f "Russia" => not found

ctrl+f "Putin" => not found

were you dropped on your head as a child?

Yes, there was never fear Trump was going to use Nukes on Putin because he's asking why we can't use nukes.

that's totally a thing that happened in your world I guess.

This is sarcasm since you are clinically incapable of understanding sarcasm btw.

You can't just google and find out just how wrong and utterly retarded you are instead of continuing to sperg out.

Have you forgotten the entire reason you felt the need to respond to my post?

haha totally i guess the more sarcastic i am the more right i am

that's totally a thing you believe in your world i guess

like idk wew lad buddy guy friendo

k

Keep yourself safe

So all you've got is stale memes you can't use correctly and go overboard with?

How much longer are you going to sperg out over someone not believing in your conspiracy theory you're too incoherent to properly explain?

I'll say again:

What 'conspiracy theory'?

1) Trump is retarded.

2) North Korea is loudly testing nuclear ICBMs.

Plz explain how these are 'conspiracy theory'. plz use small wrds and short sentence for my dumb girl brain to understand.

Wow you are really so retarded you can't even understand that's not the "conspiracy theory" my post was about and sperged out for literally hours about it. You still don't understand you responded to the part of my post that I said I didn't need a response to?

Thanks for bringing your gender into this, it's really relevant but at least it explains why you are so bad at comedic timing.

At least it confirms that you are just super, super dumb and statistically highly unlikely to be autistic so that's some good news for you at least.

This is why I think you're retarded and talking to yourself.

You started this responding to a post of mine, remember?

Out of nowhere, you keep bringing up some "conspiracy theory" that you think I believe in, and then continually attacking "[my] conspiracy theory [I'm] too incoherent to properly explain?"

Do you see why you're retarded?

If Trump is a puppet of Putin who had him elected how exactly is this Nuclear Armageddon going to happen?

So you don't understand how reddit works okay that explains it. You get you aren't the center of the world and sometimes people don't want answers from just you princess?

If I was just asking you because you are so important why would I talk to other people and why would other people respond to my question?

You get when I told you to read my post it was because I said I understand about NK so by process of elimination what was I asking about?

Maybe use another 5 emojis and some clapping hands in your next response since you don't have basic, basic communication skills.

If Trump is a puppet of Putin who had him elected how exactly is this Nuclear Armageddon going to happen?

Again, this is super double retarded thing to ask, since in your own fucking comment, you mention DPRK.

This is you:

How is Billy gonna get eaten by a polar bear in Florida, huh?

smugface gotcha

like sure I'd understand worrying about him Nuking North Korea or China but it's always Russia.

Since you can't understand basic, basic communication, this sentence means I'm not interested in talking about North Korea or China.

I get that I mention North Korea and your tiny, tiny brain thinks that's the sole thing i'm talking about since you are incapable of reading say the very next sentence after I mention North Korea?

You want to explain how time works where you live when North Korea has started Launching Missiles before people were worried about Trump starting a war with Russia.

Again, all you'd have to do to relize just how dumb you are for not believing me that this is a thing people believing in is google

Trump starting war with Russia

that's literally it, all you'd have to do and yet here you are effort posting for

hours

and hours because you are too dumb to understand both how Reddit works and English.

this sentence means I'm not interested in talking about North Korea or China.

Cool, continue talking to yourself, then.

I am worried about a nuclear holocaust no matter who the other party is.

Cool, continue talking to yourself, then.

How have you still

still

not figured out I was interested in people who actually responded answering the question I asked instead of you.

Do you just have a impossibly huge ego and think the entire world revolves around you?

Nice of you to admit after 8 hours now you're too retarded to be able to grasp basic English.

I am worried about a nuclear holocaust no matter who the other party is.

Yes, America has no Nuclear Defensive Capabilities, they aren't so strong Putin is literally on record talking about how afraid he is of being boxed in the Heartland of the Motherland by them there is totally a chance of the place closest to Russia

the Ground-Based Midcourse Defense system is based in Alaska You don't have to worry about a Nuclear Holocaust, unless of course you are just looking for something to be terrified by because your life is just that boring and lacking excitement.

wha...

See it's easy to give you the last word now that you're down sperging out, it's a way for you to feel like you've won something after this embarrassing even for /r/Drama retardation you've pulled.

Is this your first account or did you delete your last one out of shame for only agenda posting about Trump like you've done for the last 4 days?

> See it's easy to give you the last word

> Continues sperging

/u/Imgur_Lurker, ladies and gents...

Tfw a conspiracy theory was given a special counsel and two grand juries

Yea, it also had a super secret basement server that was in contact with Russia, you remember what that turned out to be?

It's going to be a tough 8 years of this is the end of President Trump for you.

you: covers ears no russia no russia no russia

me: heh.... good try kid liggts cigarette

Do you actually think this is a good post?

You get you've not explained Why and How Putin would install a person he can't control as President of America.

I'm sure you'll feel the need to respond to me yet again because you utter retards always feel the need to get the last word in, so take some time and read your posts and realize you haven't talked about what I asked a question about because you're fucking autistic and can't understand sarcasm.

you: seriouspost

me: better luck next time buddy lights two more cigarette

u can respond next to have the last word since u think it's so important 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎👍

Yes i'm the serious poster guy who's so butthurt he's doing just terrible memeing.

Why do you think you can meme when you can't even understand sarcasm?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎👍

Nice, you get using this many emojies shows just how anally devastated you are right?

You're the guy writing fucking essays instead of answering my basic question I actually asked.

From the article:

to tell him that the missiles in Turkey were obsolete, and that the US planned to pull them out within about six months.

The missiles were already going to be removed.

The truth about the Cuban sandwich is deliciousness.

/r/angsty

I dont even try to stifle my farts at work anymore. i'm happier because of it

You should huff them as well

I read this in Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle magazine

I envy you.

Thats a nice fart, you should put it back in your butt.

That's a nice butt, you should put it back in your fart.

The hard right abandoned Bush in like 2005, so it looks like there's still a while left.

Was him being elected count as 9/11 in this scenario?

Hey /u/ALegendInMySpareTime the only way the United States would break out into a civil war is if Amazon and Netflix shut down at the same time and internet spergs had to go outside.

American civil war.

So they tried that with the "operation american spring" and the only people that showed up were heart disease riddled rascal scooter riding obese people. When they discovered nobody was serving food they left WITHIN FOUR HOURS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLUqlgJg6sc

WHERE. ARE. YOU. AT?

Still in Russia, prob.

Don't forget this r/conspiracy great mind, shared on TD, that figured out the exact details of any possible civil war: http://archive.is/hnRD,

On a related question, why is the UI in Chinese in the archive? Has it been Chinese bots the entire time, framing the Russians?

Has it been Chinese bots the entire time, framing the Russians?

This would be the naive view, but the gnomes of zurich operate under many layers.

It's baklava all the way down.

Framing the Russians for what? For exposing DNC corruption?

For being faggots, like you.

Hey now, that's not very fair.

As long as the porn sites are still up and their mothers continue to feed them, they aren't going to risk going outside. It's scary out there.

I'm pretty sure that if Amazon and Netflix stopped working the civil war would stop immediately.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHY THE DEMOCRATS RAN WITH "muh russia" FOR MONTHS! THE DEMOCRATS ACCUSED TRUMP OF COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA WHILE THEY WERE TRYING TO CRIPPLE RUSSIA'S ECONOMY It seems crazy, but I have one word that sheds an incredibly eery light of credibility on this: Benghazi

CIA agents were in Benghazi the night the US embassy was attacked. Why? Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were instrumental in destabilizing Libya and neighboring countries...including neighbor Syria, allies with Russia... Hillary Clinton had Special Access Programs on her illegal private email server she was not even supposed to have access to. SAPs are the highest level of classification for a reason. SAPs can include plans to invade countries. Did Russia discover Obama and Clinton's plans to destabilize Libya and Syria by orchestrating coups and assignations of their leaders? Russia has a VERY vested interest in this region as stability and alliances allows them to build oil pipelines through to Turkey and Southern Europe. Destabilizing Libya and Syria intentionally is a direct attack on the Russia as energy is a MASSIVE part of of Russia's economy: over 50% of their federal revenue and over 70% of their exports. Russia would have VERY good reason to retaliate against the United States if indeed we tried to cripple their economy by eliminating their allies and destabilizing their countries preventing a Russian oil and gas exports. The Democrats claimed Trump colluded with Putin while they were actively trying to economically cripple Russia by destabilizing the Middle East. Please, God, keep President Trump safe and let us get these traitors behind bars before they can cause further damage to this world.

This but unironically.

You can really feel the carbon monoxide poisoning setting in.

Get back in the fucking car, Donald

This really activates my almonds.

"Keep typing i'm reloading my gun"

Thing is, I believe most of that about purposeful destablization. We've done that many times all over the world to isolate and weaken our enemies. The difference is that I think Trump is a giant turd.

Bro, if you think America could cause almost simultaneously uprisings in Mediterrean countries on purpose then you probably think we did 9/11 and that we sent men to the moon.

You believe in the moon? You sweet, summer child.

You think I'm some sheeple fuck? Don't insult me. My comment from earlier:

I haven't heard the moon talked about all week. Fake news must have finally realized their "giant floating rock" fake narrative must not be working.

I'm much smarter than the liberal Reddit, I know the truth about our solar system.

There US military created the Internet. Coordination for the uprisings happened over the Internet? QED

God made us. God caused all war. Checkmate atheists.

We did send men to the moon tho...

This sounds like a russian bot sperrrging all over the place, keep your tinfoil dry and your conspiracy theories dank. The only traitors are lawyered up doing anything they can to cya. Mueller has flipped flynn and impaneled a grand jury. Your whacked out potus best be getting that pardon pen handy because i got a feeling hes got a lot of letters to write.

Imagine if US was on a selling block, piece by piece.

Canada is taking in few hockey States but then expels half of the people.

Canada is taking in few hockey States but then expels half of the people.

Fuck that shit. I ain't going back peacefully. 🇨🇦🔫

Your username indicates you're at least a collaborator.

We will make you pledge loyalty to the Queen.

Imagine

I hope the Queen rightfully reclaims New England.

Mexico, I'm guessing, simply re-attach few states and then, yes, expel another half.

They can try but we Texans will kick their ass again

Canada dibs California. A warm province would be nice.

And right before the election, Mueller will come out or leak with some shady financial deals Trump did like 25 years ago to survive the dirty real estate business. The democrats then will seize power and can impeach. That's the plan and it is fully sanctioned by the GOPe.

Imagine preparing yourself for Daddy being impeached on completely legitimate criminal charges by saying that revealing them would be a conspiracy.

Tbh I look at you being so proud of living in a city and shitting on the west as you having literally nothing else going for you so you're taking pride in that.

Funny, you could definitely say the same thing about how you are so proud of living in a city and are so nasty and belittling to anyone who lives in a rural area. Like is that all you have going for you? Or does that only apply to white racists?

racists only can be white

Yeah that was redundant.

preach

Funny, you could definitely say the same thing about how you are so proud of living in a city and are so nasty and belittling to anyone who lives in a rural area. Like is that all you have going for you? Or does that logic only apply to white racists?

LOL, seriousposting in r/drama.

Go look at more cosplay girls you sad sack. "Herp derp don't insult other users." Where do you think you are?

HEY GUYS I AM SERIOUSPOSTING

• some normie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEE

Go look at more cosplay girls you sad sack. "Hurr durr we don't insult people here." Where do you think you are, retard?

HEY GUYS I SAID SERIOUSPOST AM I A FELLOW DRAMA MEMER NOW? -some dumb neet

Imagine being retarded enough to take r/drama seriously.

Wow bro did you just serious post on drama?

this whole post is an undramatic agenda post. Might as well serious post if you're gonna be a faggot and post in it anyway.

Faggot.

Talk dirty to me, bby.

It is very disgusting and disrespectful the way you use race as a way to back up your coercive rapey arguments

That gets my bussy going.

/u/froibo get back here and get dirty with us for fucks sake

what the fuck is going on my responses aren't showing up

Why can't I compliment your bussy

Nothing dramatic about writing a preamble to civil war.

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Nothing dramatic about writing a preamble to civil war in bold font.

O no they're being mean to Daddy it's not funny anymore QQ

this sub is always and has always been serious

"Hillbillies" made clear he's not talking about everyone who doesn't live in a city.

No that's what he calls anyone who doesn't live in a city or metropolitan area. All he does here is sperg out about this.

Tbh anybody who doesn't live in a city is probably inbred, uneducated and only suitable for unskilled manual labour.

This is true

Source: I live in the country

they certainly arent fit to vote we know that much now

I'm not proud that I'm better than rednecks, it is just a recognition of a fact. Feeling pride over that would be like feeling proud for not shitting myself when I get drunk.

Did someone rain on your hoedown?

Funny how when he talks about hillbillies you get offended 🤔

Yeah definitely the guy making fun of the guy raging that is offended. I live in northern nj.

And you make fun of people who live in cities 😂

lol where did I do thar?

🤔

You're almost there, I smell the wood burning

Is it great granpappy/uncle/cousin Billy's barbecue tonight?

Sorry I didn't get invited to your family barbecue this year.

Well, as you know, all NJ families are inbred.

Just the pine barrens actually.

I didn't know you lived in the Pine Barrens!

Yes, the pine barrens are in northern nj. Good job!

Funny, you could definitely say the same thing about how you are so proud of living in a city and are so nasty and belittling to anyone who lives in a rural area.

The difference is that, me being in a developed State, I objectively have better access to healthcare, quality food, clean water, and emergency services.

What do you have? Moonshine stills and meth?

Looks like you didn't have the best education system there though. I live in northern jn.

northern nj

So, Newark.

You don't just go around accusing people of living in Newark.

That would be almost as bad as playing pubg

That would be almost as bad as watching anime.

Thats a nice fart, you should put it back in your butt.

Maybe if you make a post on CB you guys can all brainstorm ways to convince yourself that it's totally different when you apply this logic to white supremacist types.

Thats a nice fart, you should put it back in your butt.

Cmon, have some faith. I think you guys can figure something out.

Thats a nice fart, you should put it back in your butt.

You come off as less butt blasted every time

You come off as a literal butt blast everytime

I can't help if you want me inside your bussy

Rural hicks voted in Trump. They have earned nothing besides derision and pity

>white.
>racist.

Pick two

"Apart" doesn't mean the same thing as "a part". In fact it means the exact opposite, and I know that's confusing but little details like that keep you from looking you just finished huffing gas from the lawnmower in your tool shed.

Triggered xD

I mean, Putin could walk on stage tomorrow and say Trump is working directly for him and everything is true and the provide evidence to support it and the Donald would find a way to argue it's perfectly ok and is really 3d chess.

That sub is a literal cult, it's not an actual community, it's a cult.

The fuck you marking usernames out for? Quit that shit.

Putin could walk on stage tomorrow and say Trump is working directly for him and everything is true and then provide evidence to support it and the Donald would find a way to argue it's perfectly ok and is really 3d chess.

I honestly think they'd say "well we like Putin and he's doing a good job so this is smart."

That sub is a literal cult, it's not an actual community, it's a cult.

dont you post in /r/neoliberal unironically

If you think neoliberal is a cult you might be retarded, just a friendly heads up.

its less a cult and more just a group of stupid people in denial that think spite is going to magically win them the next election

Lol what? It's more of a sub of moderates rejecting the bat-shit left, have you ever even been there?

if "rejecting the bat shit left" means "blaming bernie bros and refusing to accept responsibility" then sure

"Moderates"

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6rh25i/top_10_anime_betrayals/

"Economic Evidence Based Policy" while they are for China's currency manipulation.

they dont know what they want because the propaganda made by the people they support is deliberately misleading

propaganda made by the people they support is deliberately misleading

It's looking more and more like just incompetent

Being a useful idiot to get trump elected wasn't enough?

Imagine still blaming Bernie for costing Hillary the election

/r/Neoliberal is full of literal "This is the end of Hitler Drumpf" Posters from /r/Politics

Responsibility for what dude? Not being economically illiterate?

might be

Lol

Aren't you an Aussie who unironically cares about an Amerifat fraud politican?

its almost as though american politics influences what the rest of the western world does

also its funny because people that love to pretend they know about politics have been btfo for months on end and cant stop

our friend pizzashill up there for instance

L O L

take care of your snakebites laddie and leave Amerifat politks to Americans u disgrace

making fun of america and americans is as easy now as it was in 2002

im pretty much right about everything i say in regards to american politics and liberals hate that shit, its hilarious

Ok hunny keep sucking that obese orange dick

were u bullied

good burn you should make a twitter acct

already did check it @POTUS

2002? we were in our grief period, you kangaroo fuck! have some respect

2002? we were in our grief period, you kangaroo fuck! show some respect

And then he gets mad

You forgot the part where Putin plays the video he has of a prostitute pissing on Trump.

And right before the election, Mueller will come out or leak

I swear that sounds familiar 🤔🤔🤔

Funny that these guys think they can stand upto the biggest and best military in the world.

"REEEE BTFO LIBCUCKS REEEE!"

-Is immediately gunned down

You don't believe the army will be fighting for the Democrats correct?

For Congress and the American people.

Which Congress is that again? The one with the Republican majority?

Pretty sure they are talking about cuckservatives too.

Wow Trumpists are so retarded that they think the military would back their daddy in a violent coup... And they think that Congress would follow Trump in a coup attempt. This is an astounding level of idiocy even out of a Trumpie.

'Muh Russia!' 'Muh colluding!'

I'm saying he'll never get impeached in the first place for that to be necessary, dummy.

"Surely Drumpf is finished now!"

American

Key word, fam.

Neither of those things are the Democrats.

The army is made up by those whom the left slanders and hates so dearly. They broke hard for the Trump.

Even if you got 100% of the military to March the suppress rebellion if it's determined you won't win with it. In reality you'll see defection n of such a great portion of the force with their equipment to the rebels.

You may want to rethink the whole civil war will be the right lining up in neat rows to be blown away by tanks. You'd rather see the most deadly insurgency. If the US army can't swamp sand niggers how do you think they'll level Charleston or Anchorage or Tulsa

Well, we assume after they cut off the Doritos and Mountain Dew supplies, the Trumptards will lose morale and quickly turn to eating the designated cuck.

That is, if they aren't blown away by a random cop after they violate a noise ordinance

No not really you'd face an insurgency which made the troubles look like a picnic

I'm sure all the obese wal-marters of the world will rise and, take a brief break from all that exercise, and then grab their guns and go blow up a tank. I'm 100% positive this will not blow up in the face of anyone retarded enough to take this seriously.

A picnic without Doritos and Mountain Dew though... Checkmate!

Don't be silly, I still have frittos.

Hahahahahahaha

Rofl Trumptards think they are going to mount a violent insurrection.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Navy seal copypasta fanfiction.

He actually thinks a new civil war will be between sand people and swamp people.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The military loves Trump.

Lol no, some of the enlisted retards love Trump, the officers, the generals - all of those people are loyal to the American government, and they're well aware how incompetent and delusional Donald Trump is.

If Trumptards think the military is siding with a treasonous, mentally ill clown like Trump they're in for a rude awakening.

hey look its pizzashill, youre infamous here

im sure youre torn between thinking Republicans will never do anything right and Republicans will impeach Trump

I don't for one second expect the GOP to impeach Trump or even take action against him, because they're shit stains that put party before country, no matter what, period.

I'm saying the military will not side with Trump.

I'd be amazed if senate republicans and house republicans found their spine and put Trump down.

I'm saying the military will not side with Trump.

imagine not knowing how the chain of command works

Imagine not knowing that the military isn't going to side with a president found guilty of breaking the law, with a 30% approval rating.

The military does have a rather... dim view of treason

president found guilty of breaking the law,

Call me when this happens

Yeah dude, just a big ol nothingburger!, the grand jury, the senate blocking him from making recess appointments, Russia propaganda trying to smear Mueller.

Get ready sport, this is the tip of the iceberg.

👍🏿

nigger fist :0

fucking lol this is what you believe

Why are you so involved in Amerifat politics honey?

its interesting as a case study because propaganda is legal in america and you guys are really really susceptible to it

remember when you had massive public support for war in iraq based on literally nothing, and the same people crowing about russia now were saying saddam had trucks full of bioweapons

see how in retrospect that shit is dumb af and obviously made up?

yeah

Nah, see the heads of the military are pledged to the country not to the accidental president.

No actual American would choose an obese orange piece of shit over the constitution.

It's like no one remembers that the last time the military was forced to choose between their oaths and the executive branch, they all marched those Indians to Oklahoma.

Slightly different I'd think. Jackson was a war hero and a general so he probably was respected by the military. Whereas Trump is a retard and the generals know it.

Imagine thinking that the military would back the President in an armed coup attempt to resist impeachment in violation of the constitution. Incredible.

Haha No man the crazy paranoid people who've literally been prepping for a War for a entire decade now will be shut down by coffee baristas and IT Crews.

The fucking FBI couldn't even take back a shack from a handful of them and half of them were FBI informants.

Keep going. What war has who been plaining? Which stake of land are you planning on claiming for Kekistan?

You.... don't understand how sniper rifles work, correct? That they wanted them to stand down non-violently?

I'm from Oregon I know more about it then you lol.

Typical Ruby Ridge, Waco supporting liberal. Slams down Powder Loader

Being from Oregon

Not know how sniper rifles work

Just KYS you commie

Please tell me more about this sniper rifle, I only have .308s, .270 and 30-30 rifles

It must be one of those faggy European rounds right.

But please tell me more about how you think unlike in Oregon the Military will stop people non-non-violently.

Well you see. If people start rioting to the point that people are calling it a civil war, then the military won't call you civilians but enemy combatants, and then you die. It's fairly simple, actually.

Ah of course you know exactly how the 2nd American Civil War will go, of course I should have known.

What's it like being so retarded that you can't even grasp how retarded you are?

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I agree, would have been faster if they used the Ruby Ridge strategy of shooting first and letting God sort them out.

Well they couldn't do that, they had 9 informants there who also were training people in hand to hand fighting and shooting and were in charge of guard duty.

And they still couldn't put up a better fight than brown people trained by the CIA.

this but unironically

Waco supporting liberal

BURN

It's okay, downvotes sure prove that California is going to start the 2nd Civil war or whatever these dumb fucks believe.

Are you talking about the genius that tried to blow a federal road block only to get lit up before grabbing his gun while his "deputies" surrendered?

No one cares if overzealous hillbillies stay in their backwaters and the same thing happens every time they cross that line.

It's a joke, I don't really want to argue with people who are prepping to defend Starbucks from the evil Trump Right-Wing Deathsquads.

DON'T TREAD ON ME

http://imgur.com/gallery/1hwKi

These idiots can't even stand up to their abusive stepfather when he comes in the room late at night.

I always assumed their issues was because their father didn't abuse them, so they now cling on to "daddy" trying to be loved when their own dad didn't even love them enough to fuck them.

That's a sound theory.

This is what happens when your daddy chooses opiates and alcohol over hard work and education.

No educated father figure I can believe, but I don't think (((T_D))) can blame it's stupidity masquerading as enlightenment on drugs, sadly.

Yeah, the people planning to take out Trump sure are stupid like that. Oh wait, you think the US armed forces would side with the libcucks?

lol you think theyd have to

do you think guys in the army are going to side with antifa types or are they going to be gung ho meatheads that hate communism

lol ur not American fuck off

u actually have no idea what youre talking about

lol are you trying to imply americans know stuff

u actually have no idea what youre talking about

let me know when your glorious revolution happens because i want to watch and laugh for the 30 minutes or so before youve all run away

Ur right, a fuckin Australian trumptard (even more pathetic than our American tards) surely knows what's best for America. Thank for your service patriot 👌

Put your assless chaps back on and go back to scavenging for fuel you Bogan fuck

This is what gunfolk actually believe. Your AR-15s are useless against Predator drones

This is what gunfolk actually believe. Your AR-15s are useless against Predator drones

Antigun folk always think it's gonna be rednecks standing on their lawn shooting at drones - actually it'll be gorilla fighting.

that's where you're wrong friendo. The military supports daddy.

If there was a civil war would i be able to move to america and kill liberals? asking for a friend

Oh no.

Imagine being cucked enough to be willing to die for Trump.

LEAVE 👏 DADDY 👏 ALONE 👏

collusion is not a crime and if he did it, it just makes him smart

Ah yes the 30th Amendment 'thou shall not collude"

criminal conspiracy? what's that?

oh sweetie

Are you really this retarded?

every law has an amendment

One from before the news even came out:

Yea I know right? Like, what does clapper, brennon thinks gonna happen if they kill trump(I only say them because they actually alluded to it at a conference while being interviewed by wolf blitzer)? Do they think that we will just riot for awhile but ultimately be stopped after they get martial law implemented? Do they think we are gonna react like antifa liberals and just throw a little temper tantrum?

Who do they think voted for trump, liberal pussies that can't even throw a decent punch, shoot a weapon, or worked hard for anything in their lives? I don't think they realize the majority of trump voters are hard working, informed and red-blooded Americans, people with strong will, discipline, mentality, and psyche. Not to mention nearly all the armed forces veterans voted trump. Do they think their little antifa riots, marches, and handful of body guards can protect against millions of military trained armed citizens? Do they think they can hide from us when our autists can hack anyone and anything, and/or find remote locations based on a single picture? If they kill trump, people will scour the motha fuckin earth hunting the globalist elite until every single last one of them was dead. They kill trump, every bilderberger, every swamp politician, every msm executive, every globalist banker, every terrorist imam, every Saudi royalty, Obama, Clinton, podesta, McCain, pelosi, waters, schumer, gore, McCabe, brennon, clapper and every rothchild, rockafeller, soros, kissinger, gates, schmidt, morgan, schaub, vanderbilt, medici, and 'windsor' will be hunted for the rest of their lives. People will quit their jobs to hunt this evil scum (I'm certainly thinking about it if shit goes down).

This is some great copypasta.

That entire thread:

http://i.imgur.com/xcsLGar.gifv

Remindme! in two weeks to check is Trump is dead and to message this guy that none of this happened

I will be messaging you on 2017-08-03 22:47:48 UTC to remind you of this link.

CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

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This is like the "redpillers could take over New Zealand" copypasta but even dumber and with extra REEEEEing.

Lmao, they're going to kill the Medicis? And let the Borgias escape?

I don't think this dude realizes that Saudi Royalty and trump are like blood brothers at this point

he's not wrong. if the US was some volatile shithole like Yemen we'd have an alt-right ISIS situation. i really believe that some of these nutjobs are just a few steps away from being nearly identical politically to people like the Khmer Rouge.

if they had the opportunity to eliminate the 'left-wing' as a political opponent, do you really think they would even hesitate for a second?

Feelings about what they're going to do when Trump's unhealthy lifestyle gives him a heart attack?

If anything happens to our President I will fight back. God bless President Trump.

lol /u/calorians you're not gonna do a fucking thing stop it

Imagine being such a massive faggots that you'd die for a reality TV star

Ha, I bet /u/Calorians is going to kick your ass, right? Right?

Well, If I end up doing anything you'll be the first to know, since you seem to spend too much time on my profile.

You too stoned to even get off the couch, degenerate. You should KYS and make room for a productive immigrant.

I'd settle for a non-productive one tbh, at least they won't shitpost in T_D.

You should kill your self as well so I can meet your mom and jizz on her grieving face.

Joking aside, I think it's wrong to encourage someone to commit suicide. I have terminal cancer and I legally use marijuana to ease my suffering. I take what you said very, very seriously.

Actually, I'm a terminally ill cancer patient who uses legal medical marijuana to ease my suffering. You should think twice before encouraging someone to commit suicide--especially when they are eager to die.

I'm a terminally ill cancer patient

You're a trump cuck so that's a given.

wow is T_D just full of people with brain cancer? Is that why you're such a blithering idiot?

lol you made him delete his whole account

lol /u/calorians you're not gonna do a fucking thing. stop it.

That's not being fair. /u/calorians will break his keyboard, scream until his mother tells him to shut up, and pace his room until about 9:30 when he gets tired. It's not much but it's something.

Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps; for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted for treason and — if convicted in a court of law — executed.

Just the thought of that drama makes me horny

Maybe by pouring gold down his throat as he loves it so much?

Easy there khal drogo

Jesus Christ. Can the deep state just go ahead can cap that little Australian bitch already?

Wonder what these pathetic little shits are going to do when their orange god resigns in shame?

Two things that will never happen to Trump:

1. Resign
2. Shame

Well it can't happen if it already did on the Shame part.

Gromfphrw hasn't been orange for a while.

This is the beginning of the end for le Drumpf!

❄️❄️❄️

This but unironically.

unironic Drumpf-posting

Chances any of them actually do anything after trump gets stumped?

I really like the way they cry.

My favorite comment:

"Sucks its only for 8 years. Hopefully we can drain the swamp by then. Im more worried about his age than assassination."

...no, it's four years but it's interesting that this guy is all for getting rid of term limits.

has there ever been an online community worse than T_D?

Nope

if the american liberal left starts unironically trying to start a war they wont do it face to face, itll be faggot terror attacks and shit

and then youll get real nazis and fascists and the rest of the population will welcome it

I'm 25. I don't hunt. I don't fish. I eat meat. And cheese. And eggs (ideally with biscuits and gravy) and fucking love it.

So, I'm not more fit. I'm not more trained in weaponry (except rifles. Boy Scout merit badge totally counts. Also, it's kinda easy and you can buy a lethal piece of equipment at a goddamn Dunham's), and I'm not a pussified hetero that wouldn't survive a day without his organic fucking cisvagina and """ emotional connection""" from okcupid.

I'd almost be doing a favor "servicing" anyone on the other end. Help their miserable hetero (synonym) lives before they have a chance to make it worse on themselves.

What

Hmm. I do not remember writing that.

Was pretty hot though ngl

My favourite was the guy saying the street would run red with globalist blood. Can you imagine some socially awkward overweight dude hauling a gun to your house and stuttering as he asks you if you're a globalist?

This place is basically /r/politics at this point.

Great job with that mod purge, /u/AnnArchist.