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Imagine being so fat you have to rub cornstarch on your thunder thighs to avoid chafing.

Imagine being a TrollX poster.

I can't even pick which one I want to KYS themselves because I want them all to do it

You are a goddess and never let anyone else tell you differently.

Why do women do this shit? You're not a goddess, you're a mortal human putting yourself at risk for various lifespan crippling diseases.

I'm a smoker but at least I accept that shit will kill me.

No, you're a god and never let anyone else tell you differently!

/r/neoscientism

I coughed up a lung!

It's nice to have supportive people like everyone here who I can turn to when someone puts a crack in that new found esteem.

It's therapeutic affirmation/validation, which is evidently lacking from their IRL lives. :(

I am too busy loving my shorts and trying my damndest not to give a fuck about what anyone else thinks about it. Or, when fucks are given, I remind myself that the only person whose opinion I should give a shit about is my own.

"I give so few fucks about what other people think that I made a huge deal about a comment by a stranger and posted about it on a forum so I could hear what other people think about what that person thought"

Much fierce, so empowerment

Very feminism

/u/somniferousSleep answer for that shitty and retarded comment.

I don't have anything to answer for, baby doll.

Or did you just want me to answer?

Maybe both, maybe go fuck yourself.

Honest question: what the fuck is with the 'goddess' comment? I won't even call you retarded, just that comment.

Well, Nietzsche famously says that God is dead. What is forgotten, however, is that he suggests that we need to fill in the void of the loss. We must find, create, or be the divinity we seek. I called the lady a goddess because she dares to be who she is, unapologetically. That fearlessness is godly. She can be a goddess in my individual pantheon.

Are your gods dead? Do you have any?

You're divine too. Wouldn't you like to be a god? Why do you not see yourself as one? Gods aren't necessarily immortal, nor are they necessarily physically perfect. Hephaestus is lame, disfigured, yet still an Olympian, for example.

Some of the earlier gods and goddesses are very interesting, too. What little we know of the ancient ones in the Near East. Inanna, Tammuz, Dimuzi, Ba'al, Asherah, Dagon, and so many others I'm forgetting and many more lost to time. I feel like the more gods I get to know, the more human they become to me, and I increasingly see their traits in the humans I know.

I don't really expect you or anyone else to understand. I didn't call her a goddess lightly. I do assign the terms god and goddess proper gravity, but it's a heavily personal importance, one which I don't often get to explain.

So if your question is honest, or even if it isn't, then there. I seek a personal divinity, and sometimes I find it. My gods and goddesses don't have to be your own.

You are a glorious bronzed God with the stamina of a bear. Rock on, brother.

YAAAS QUEEN SMOKE

I've never gotten why it's alright to shit all over someone for being a smoker, but not because their fat.

I know. When a dude runs around calling himself a god, we rightfully understand that he's a psychopath who probably wears other people's skin.

These ladies are curvy in the way that the planet Earth is also curvy.

That being said, where's the drama mate

That being said, where's the drama mate

Maybe I just wanted to laugh at fatties did you ever think about that

Mate your downboat really hurt me.

Well yours hurt me.

I think we both learned a valuable lesson about how cyber bullying hurts people today.

teachable moment guys

hahahaha just walk away from the screen like close your eyes haha

Like just kill me already haha yes

No one was cyberbullied to death is there like an advanced class I can take?

I didn't downvote you tho, what you take me for some kinda fag?

Yes.

I, a plus sized person

Every post on TrollX could start that way.

I, a plus sized drunk who rationalizes that she's not an alcoholic because "tee hee wine!" who sabotages all of her relationships and then blames men for being "trash," will invariably one day be eaten by my cats

You're not drunk you're a goddess

Right on, sister.

YAAAASSS THICK QUEEN

u/SomniferousSleep I don't think butter has a goddess /u/surrounded_by_ghosts stop appropriating the word curvy you should say I'm spherical.

Eh go fuck yourself.

Don't you feel bad for using the same word thats supposed to describe voluptuous women with a slim waistline. You should feel terrible that actual curvy women can't put curvy into their dating profile because men automatically assume curvy means person with their own gravitational pull.

Hahaha have you ever even seen me?

Thankfully no. We get enough butter goblins 'round these parts.

butter goblins

butter goblins

i laughed hard enough at work that I snorted and my coworkers asked me what's up and now i have to kill myself

thanks

I have heard the moos

You've admitted that you don't feel all that attractive

So why don't you do something about it? It's seriously not that hard. Try some discipline. Stop being a lazy garbage person who just shoves junk food down their fat face and sits on the couch binge watching TV. It's gross. You're gross. Do something about it and stop being gross.

Hmmm... I work a physical job, chase my toddler around all day, go to the gym 4 times a week, and am not overweight.

Post pics so I can rate you.

Hahahah no.

DO IT

This but unironically

This but with more gravy!

and am not overweight.

Well that's a lie

I work a physical job, chase my toddler around all day,

pick one

That's a very physical job, keeping up with something that can barely walk

Already have.

There's a reason I love you.

Well we aint about to fuck you

How fucking fat do you have to be to get a negative comment every time you leave your house?

"Pretty fuckin"

100% fat

Well this absolutely never happened so it's hard to answer that question.

Everyone whose blood isn't the consistency of gravy knows the real story went something like "wow these shorts look nice I'd love to buy them, oh they don't have my size... whatever someone would probably catcall me because I'm so desirable. I need a good gif and a good story so I get plenty of upvotes from my fellow butterhuffers on TrollX."

tfw you're so fat you need to powder your thighs

Someone in the thread said invented deodorant is good thigh-rub lube.

right? like you can get pretty far into ham territory and people will just ignore you. is she "buys three seats at the movie theatre" fat?

Zero percent chance she gets negative comments in public. 100% chance she interprets every single look at her as fatphobic attack on her womynhood

I'm super fat and no one ever comments.

Do you call it "drama" every single time a woman makes a post or hwat?

I call it drama every time a woman leaves the kitchen TBH

Jesus calls it a sin

That's why Jesus Christ is my nigga.

Yaassss u/riiverdale queen, slaaaaay!

Scott, tel them the truth my man.

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u/riiverdale

Every time I wear my shorts, I get at least one negative comment

Too bad you can't take a hint like you can take an entire large pizza

/u/riiverdale

I binge watch everything because I'm more apt to wait for the whole show to come out than to wait a week between episodes. However, the list of things I have binged most recently is: Shameless, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Path, Hell On Wheels, Riverdale and 13 Reasons Why.

I don't think that's an accurate list of things you've "binged" recently.

Bro, like... if you're obese, you should not be proud of the fact that you sit on the couch watching TV all the goddamn time. Goddamn it, dude. This is why "shame" should not be a dirty word. Like, you should be ashamed of yourself if you have spent literally hundreds of hours sitting on a sofa when you could have been working out and improving your life.

I've never watched that many TV shows in my entire life

u/riiverdale put down the fork and remote honey and get on the treadmill

Like all asshole-ness aside, this comment makes me fucking sad:

I have just recently started to really love myself, now that I'm divorced and have finally started taking steps to understanding who I am and loving every part of it, so I can still be a little...fragile lol. It's nice to have supportive people like everyone here who I can turn to when someone puts a crack in that new found esteem.

Being obese or having a failed marriage used to be something that you were ashamed of. But someone like /u/riiverdale - and this is super typical these days - literally says, "I surround myself with people who only give me praise so that I never have bad feelings ever."

Dude. That's not a healthy way to live. You're obese and divorced. It doesn't mean you're a bad person, but it obviously means that you have food issues and relationship issues. Like... fucking take some charge of your life and stop calling yourself "fierce" for being so fucking mediocre. Like, no wonder everyone on that sub says they're "depressed," of course you're going to be fucking depressed when you aggressively avoid doing anything to better yourself.

I've had LOLs aplenty at your username dude

Thanks chief!

The only person whose opinion matters is your own.

For too many women, this is mostly the truth. A lot of women live in what is essentially an accountability-free zone. If they had even half the shit held against them that men do, they wouldn't be able to say retarded shit like this.

I've never watched that many TV shows in my entire life and I was born in 1966

Just in time for Star Trek

Wasn't a nerd

Too bad. Nerds are cool now or something

No they're not

Are you really that old holy shit

the insane thing is you don't have to work out for hours. 25-30 minutes 3-4 nights a week is plenty of exercise. You still have many, many hours for show binging, especially if you're single. I don't get it.

You don't have to work out at all if you just eat less.

Also true if your only goal is weight loss.

Moderate exercise is excellent for lots of other health reasons though.

I know, I lift heavy, but shit these people make it seem like weight loss takes time, it actually takes less time than being fat.

Too true. My wife and I have lost a ton of weight literally just by eating less. Like, it was super easy too.

And you can show binge on a fucking treadmill.

You really don't even have to work out to slim down. It's a whole lot easier to just eat less. Sure you won't have a toned body but you won't be overweight.

Thank you love! <3 Yes, I used some unscented dove and it works wonders! I want to try some other brands and see if I can find something that leaves behind a little less....residue? Cuz I hate when my partner reaches between my legs and can feel all of it between my thighs.

u/riiverdale

Let's all take a moment to reflect on that mental image and the fact that she gets negative comments everytime she squeezes into shorts that she really shouldn't be in.

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLECH

plus size

Fat

Extra feminine*

You monster!

Hi fellow plus size Troll! I wear a size 26 and have only recently dared to bare my thighs anywhere but the pool or beach. I carry a lot of weight there and I was ashamed of how lumpy and big they are. But life is too short to be hot all summer! Viva la revolucion, let's get out there and wear our shorts proudly!

That's nasty, /u/tourmaline82. You nasty.

tfw her clothing size is approaching your size (in inches)

Oblong, but in the other direction

This but as an ignorant heathen of geometry!

/u/tourmaline82

But life is too short

That tends to happen when you weigh about 300 lbs too much.

I like the part where people believe things like in the OP actually happen.

Grab something like cornstarch to kinda combat thigh scrub and wear those shorts.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I bet the shorts she wears are really short and that's why she gets bad comments.

/u/riiverdale

Grab something like cornstarch to kinda combat thigh scrub and wear those shorts.

holy shit I just puked

/u/riiverdale

Even in shorts and a tank top, I'm dying of a goddamn heat stroke lmao.

Maybe if you didnt have more insulating blubber than moby dick it wouldnt be an issue? Id tell you to kys but I doubt the rope could support your weight.

/u/AlgebraicRhombus

Someone threw a pack of barbecue sauce at my head while I was walking home one night. It got all over my hair, clothes and backpack. I ended up having to throw away my backpack and shower several times because the smell wouldn't go away, but my roommate just laughed at me. People can be total assholes.

HAHAHAHA holy shit. There is no way to make that not funny

"Get owned by Gamergate, bitch!"

Jesus will never forgive you for your sins!

u/riiverdale

ayy white girl back dat ass up

It was so humiliating, honestly. Every time I wear my shorts, I get at least one negative comment, but to lean out of the window and scream at me like, the fuck is wrong with you?

You know if every time I wore shorts it was so revolting that people felt the need to tell me about it, I might seriously start to live my life better and eat like a healthy human.

I had the same thing happen to me a few years ago. People can be horrible sometimes. Hope you're okay!

post history full of cats....

God damn it, the stereotype is real.

If you have a naturally healthy body and you choose to ruin it by becoming overweight or obese, you can't imagine what you've just wasted. There are people who want nothing but to be healthy and have a better standard of living but have a natural illness. And then if you become obese you are throwing a happy healthy life where you can run, swim, ride, climb without losing your breath for many more years all away just for some extra food.

People are voluntarily decreasing the length and quality of their life for some greasy, sugary food. And the worst part of it is that it's affecting minorities more than whites: Anti-Mayocide.

God I wish I had fat girl in shorts/a bikini confidence.

Lol There like this dude has a sad life. XD

Fine, if you want to die before 50, that's your problem landwhales, but as a former fat man I will say this - nobody wants to see your lards flopping around.

if fat bitches love being fat bitches so much why do they hate being called fat bitches