Chicago PD reports for first time, today, that Jussie Smollet from Empire fabricated attack
1227 392 comments 2019-02-17 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
/r/Relationships being biased towards women? Color me shocked!
256 178 comments 2018-01-11 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Cartman IRL gets sent to fat camp, refuses to participate since he's too fat for them to force him, gets sent home, proceeds to argue in r/BestofLegalAdvice thread that he's happy being morbidly obese
166 167 comments 2018-06-28 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
"We're facing a definitive choice, socialism or annihilation" and more from LateStageCapitalism. Bonus: addict spends most of his money on drugs "to psychologically handle the state that capitalism has left the world in" and gets all of his clothes from his friends
163 126 comments 2017-07-09 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Pusha T releases Drake diss track - picture of Drake in blackface, reveals Drake's secret child with a pornstar, and more. Drake fans are not amused.
50 28 comments 2018-05-30 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Cuban becomes an American citizen: "Congrat, probably should've chosen Canada." spawns 150+ children.
24 16 comments 2017-12-15 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Syrian living in Damascus does an AMA and says Assad "isn't really making the decisions," is "good-hearted" and "fighting corruption." Receives a mixed response.
16 11 comments 2017-12-28 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Chicago PD believe Jussie Smollet (gay 2pac & Empire actor) attack was a hoax
5 8 comments 2019-02-17 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama
Idiot from flyover state doesn't understand escalator etiquette on the subway: freaks out, gets shit on. "EXCUSE ME SIR, PLEASE DO NOT MOVE WHILE ON THE POTENTIALLY-FATAL-MOVEY-MECHANISM. What, like it's already literally carrying you to your destination but you feel you HAVE to up the stakes"
4 11 comments 2017-07-11 AlreadyPorchNaked in r/drama